#I'M NOT OKAY GODDAMN 😳

[nisuna]

thinking about Touji and Megumi fucking Megumi's stepsister together

So much Stepcest 😳 I'm not complaining tho keep it comin' guys I'm digging it 🤤

Thank you for your take!!<3

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TW: stepcest; use of daddy, good girl, Megumi-Nii sweetheart; oral (m receiving), spitroasting, deep throating , face fucking, gagging, vaginal sex, Toji and Megumi bicker a bit

"Open wide for daddy. That's it. Good girl."

Megumi visibly cringed at his father calling himself daddy while shoving his dick down his step daughters throat.

"Oh don't be so stiff. I am her father after all and she gets off on that, don't you, sweetheart?"

All you could do was nod, not having much room to move or talk while Toji had an iron grip on your hair. You didn't mean for all of this to happen, all of this meaning Megumi walking in on his pretty little stepsister getting her brains fucked out one day.

"C'mon make yourself useful and get her off. I'm kind of busy right now." A particularly hard thrust making you gag while your nose touched his dark pubes. "Can't believe you're really my son."

"Shut up."

Megumi was nervous, but he would lie if he said he didn't get excited the first time he met you a few months ago. He would lie if he said he didn't think of you at night when he couldn't sleep because his dick hurt so bad, due to a small interaction he had with you. But seeing you like this, skirt pulled up tits spilling out your top and his fathers cock down your throat, he just couldn't move.

"Tch." Toji pulled you off his cock, making you cough and suck in deep breaths. Loosening his grip on your hair he softly patted it and crouched down to where you currently were kneeling on the floor. "Sweetheart?" You looked up, eyes blown wide from arousal. "Want your big brother to make you feel good?" "Yes please, daddy." "You gotta tell him, that good for nothing won't do anything on his own."

You turned around at that crawling over to where Megumi was standing. "Please Megumi-Nii, want you to make me feel good. Don't you want to fuck me too. Need it so bad.", you blinked up at him and he finally swallowed the lump in his throat and went to unbuckle his belt. You smiled at that, turning around and sticking your plump ass out. As he knelt down behind of you he asked, "want me to prep you? Don't want it to hurt."

"No need, she's used to big ones.", Toji interrupted as he grinned. "Eyes on me, sweetheart."

You obeyed immediately turning your attention back to your stepfather already opening your mouth.

"Good girl. I've taught you well."

As soon as Toji wrapped your hair around his hand again you felt something prod at your entrance, making you hum. And before you knew it both men pressed into you with loud grunts to which you whimpered.

"Are you okay? Can I move?" Before you could answer Toji answered for you, "Just fuck her already goddamn it."

And fucked you he did. If getting your mouth fucked wasn't stimulating enough already, getting your pussy stuffed at the same time definitely was.

"Shit she's so tight."

"I know right, her pussy's the best. You should thank me for letting you use it."

Them talking about you like you weren't there made you clench around Megumi and suck Toji deeper into your mouth.

"Shit you get off on getting used? Gonna cum on my cock, pretty?"

"Gotta rub her clit. She won't cum from you sticking your dick in her. You sure you're not a virgin?"

Toji's comment made Megumi glare at him, but he finally did start rubbing your clit sending you into overdrive. They were fucking you at different speeds basically shoving you around on their dicks like a ragdoll. Your moans got louder with each passing minute of getting stuffed full of cock in both ends.

"That's it she's about to cum. You better not stop now."

Megumi would be stupid to stop right now, he desperately wanted to feel you cum on his cock. He's sure that will push him over the edge as well. As his ministrations went on, you felt the knot in your stomach unravel and with a muffled scream you felt yourself cream on your step brothers cock. Both men soon followed after stuffing their cocks as deep as possible and spilling inside your waiting cunt and mouth. After swallowing it all Toji pulled you off his dick, you felt fuzzy after finally being able to breathe again. Megumi pulling out made you squirm and you felt his seed drip down your inner thigh.

"Go clean her off. I got things to do." With that Toji left both of you in your bedroom.

After cussing out his father under his breath Megumi pulled you into an embrace, patting your head. You visibly relaxed in his hold sighing contently. "Are you okay? Did you like it" You hummed at his question nodding your head. "I loved it."

With your new found love for your brother and father who knows what the future has in store for you three!

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Feel free to send me your Hot Takes as well ^^

#takes with nini♡ #megumi fushiguro smut #megumi smut #megumi fushiguro x reader #megumi x reader #toji smut #toji x reader #jjk stepcest #tw stepcest #jjk fanfic #jjk smut #jjk x reader #jjk drabbles

[littlekohai77]

Thoughts so far (Ikevil)

🄲🄾🄽🅃🄴🄽🅃 🅆🄰🅁🄽🄸🄽🄶: This is nothing but just a ramble, a bit suggestive, op is clinically insane.

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Okay so I finally tired out Ikevil and I just wanna say....

I'm in love with William. I have known him for no longer than an hour but I'll commit war crimes for him. Wtf how can someone be so lovely??? How can someone be so captivating that other people become this obsessed with them?

I can't even begin to fathom what I'm feeling right now.

I'm so confused and intrigued because usually, the recommend suitor tends to be really cold or the route turns out to be boring. Basically they tend to be the golden cow.

But William is an anomaly. He's not cold or rude or harsh or as morally gray as others.

He seems quite level headed, polite and morally good.

At least from my impression of him so far.

Also Harrison is so 😍😫😩🙌🙏😫😭💀🤔🤤😓😬🤒🤗😘😚😡🤬😤🤯🧐😳🙄😳😳😳😍 🙇‍♀️🤰💃💃🏃‍♀️👀👁👁👀👁👁💦🔥💦😻😫😖

But I still didn't pick his route for now. I'll probably go for him after William.

Strangely enough, Liam doesn't interest me in the slightest bit in the romantic aspect. But I do want to be his friend, if that's even possible, cause he seems to be suffering.

Also Harrison gives off traitor vibes which is even more 😍🤗😍😳🙌😩

April 24... I'll keep it in mind and see for myself.

I don't know what it is I like about Ellis. Maybe it's just that I'm into size kinks and he's one tall goofy little goober. Also the fact that he wants to make you happy 😏 HUEHWUHEHEHEH

Jude Jazza. Is giving frollo vibes. Idk why IT'S GIVING FROLLO FROM HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME. Also he has a resemblance to Silvio. The tone, the 'woman', the hair, the face, the attitude.

I'm sorry but Elbert is giving FUCKING MAGPIE VIBES. It's kinda adorable. Until he steals your jewelry.

Idk what to feel about Roger. What's even more unsettling is the uncanny resemblance with Tray from Twisted Wonderland. I associate Tray always with good things but Roger gives off none of that and that clash makes me feel unnerved and queasy.

Victor... I don't know what to feel about him. His carefree and easy going nature makes me even more weary of him.

I don't like Alfons. Period.

He just radiates toxicity. He looks like he's an avid player of mind games and I do not wish to participate.

Yeah... That's about all of them for now.

ALSO KATE

KATE KATE KATE

I think I'm having another gay moment here cause goddamn is she beautiful and do I feel for her. I might just make another oc and ship her with Kate... For science..

I have bearly started the route but I'm already in love with William.

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𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝... 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞. :)

#ikemen series #ikemen #ikevil #ikemen villains #ikemen villains jude #ikevil victor #ikevil jude #ikevil william #ikevil harrison #ikevil liam #ikevil ellis #ikevil elbert #ikevil alfons #ikevil oc #ikevil discussions #pointless rambling

[cuubism]

Gentleman Thief—Gentleman Thief—

💕Gentleman Thief💕

yes

hob's like, okay, i USED to just hold people up on the road and threaten them. but that's mean, i'm above that now. there are WAY more sophisticated ways of stealing stuff. and it's way more of a challenge to do it without force.

dream tolerates this hobby with both confusion and amusement.

hob: bet i can make off with that necklace with no one even stopping me

dream: you do not have to--

hob: oh i'm gonna

dream when hob presents him the necklace like, for my beloved: oh okay. i get it now 😳

dream does NOT see him steal it by the way. hob is too fast and too smooth about it. dream would swear he was watching but... somehow...

somebody manages to steal death's ankh necklace and she's kind of freaking out because that thing has a lot of power actually... and hob's just like oh don't worry honey, i can get that back for you in five minutes :) and just disappears and presents it to her not long after

death: how??????

hob: 😉 anything for my favorite sister in law

dream: goddamn i should have come met you FIRST before trying to get all my tools

hob: this is what i've been telling you

#ask #magnusbae #thief hob

[alienaiver]

atsumu's nose scrunches up as he looks at the four images his recently-turned 12 year old niece has sent him on snapchat. it's pixelated pictures of a hatsune miku plushie (whom he knows, thank you very much) with various captions reading drink miku juice, panik atac 😳 a repeat of drink miku juice and then PANIk atAK 🥹. atsumu's not even sure he understands the gist, if there even is one and calls your name as he gets up from the couch to reach you in the bathroom.

you're barely out of the shower when he shoves his phone into your face, "what the hell's this suppos'd to mean?" he asks, eyebrows raised and voice laced in genuine confusion. you squint to get a look at the pink undertoned pictures and quickly gather where he's got it from. his niece is obsessed with hatsune miku and while her uncle respects it, encourages it with gifts even, he can't claim he knows whats going on, exactly. you smirk, "what, you dont get it?"

"hah?" he can barely contain the snarl before he pulls his phone back to get another look, to find the hidden meaning. you carefully start drying yourself off with a shrug, "its okay if youve gotten old, 'tsumu."

the sentence is barely out of your mouth before his eyes are widening and he goes straight to speed dial; you know who hes calling.

being an athlete in your early 30's isnt easy or forgiving and the age complex has hit your husband particularly hard; it doesnt help that his brother, his twin, betrayed him by getting a daughter when they were much younger, letting him feel age that much more clearly watching her grow up. miya osamu the betrayer, is his contact name on atsumu's phone.

the phone barely rings twice before hes storming back into the living room, voice vivid as he barely greets the man on the other end, "'samu! please tell me we're not old yet!"

you let out a snort as you finish up your routine in the bathroom and get into comfortable pajamas for the evening. the bickering of the brothers are heard no matter where in the apartment you situate yourself, "well if I'M old, yer old, too!" you hear him yell with a groan, trying to explain the concept of memes and how they, in his humble opinion, needs to make some goddamn sense.

you cant admit to him now that the meme didnt mean much to you either, that its probably meant to be a little nonsensical and how the trends of his teen memes versus the teen's memes now are vastly different. it'd just hit his complex more and youre not sure neither you nor osamu is ready to deal with that kind of blow.

you enter the living room to find him sprawled on the chaiselong, hugging one of the throw pillows. you come from behind and let your hands travel from his arm and around his chest before grabbing onto his jaw to make him look at you, "'tsumu, you can just reply the misspelling of the word panic back, and call it a day. she won't know you didnt get it."

he theatrically sniffles with raised shoulders and all before he looks at you, "you sure she wont see through me?"

you hold back a grin as you lean down to kiss his cheek, "i promise. she doesnt think of you as old if shes sending you those memes, y'know? fake it 'til you make it or whatever, right?"

atsumu leans up to reel another kiss out of you, and you happily comply. its not fun to see your husband genuinely distressed but you can never really hold back from teasing him. hes got to get over his complex anyway and luckily, you and his twin are masters in calming him back down. he sighs and you cant help but think he looks a little pathetic and sweet as he picks up his phone to open the chat, "so i just write 'PANIK' in bold letters?"

you nod as you hum, massaging the back of his head, "youll sound young and cool if you do that." you reassure with a small smile playing on your lips. you feel him puff out his chest, "well. i am young and cool, so of course shes sending me all the most fire memes, right? because i'm hip."

you laugh this time, throwing your head back before you look at him with so much love in your eyes, "yes, the hippest husband in town. now go clean up after dinner like you promised you'd do while i showered."

#THIS WAS RUMMAGING. ROTATING. WRITTEN IN TEN MINUTES SO SORRY FOR ANY MOSTAKES #also generally sorry for my general inactivity convention preps taking it out on me!!! #atsumu miya fluff #haikyuu fluff #nohr.hq #nohr.writing #SORRY IDK THE WORD COUNT RN I WROTE IT DIRECTLY ON THE APP FORGIVE ME 😭🙏🏼

[enden-k]

Okay.

The way you dram Alhaitham's eyes is going to fucking kill me.

I'm a silent follower (though I've obsessed over Zhongli's theme here one times too many aksjsksj) but I can't take it anymore-

The colours work so wonderfully it should be illegal, and it gives him a sort of calculated, feline look which I suppose is exactly what you were going for and goddamn, do you pull it off well.

In the most recent reblog though, the last panel, after they kiss in the rain? It's perfect. I actually cannot describe how satiated I felt after seeing that.

Your eyes are always so expressive, and you can display emotions so subtly through them, and I've never seen it executed so well. You can see the multitude of things going on in Kaveh's head behind those eyes of his, and it's just. How. How.

I hope your pillow is always cold, and your YouTube ads are always skippable. I hope your favourite book gets an awesome live-action. I hope Kaveh comes alive and visits you for a month.

<3

anon 😳🥺😭💗💗 omg idk what to say but im holding this close to my chest 😭 thanku sm!!!!

#thanku sm for tjis message waaa ahsjhs 😭💚 #fav #saved #reply #💗💗

[hotpinkhoshi]

Glkugfknyc the prompt 13 😳 (from smut list) i think you really would do this line justice.

Also anyone from svt hyung line, you take whoever you think is good for this!

Thank you kalli!

joshua's hands deserved to be in a museum.

they were big and strong, slightly callused from the gym and years of playing guitar. skilled, too. he could be gentle, just a fingertip sliding down your cheek like a feather, or rough, wrapped around your neck with just the right amount of pressure.

now he had you crowded against the kitchen counter, his hands underneath your dress, thumbs teasing the waistband of your panties. just on the other side of the wall, both of your families were deep into a game of boggle. he'd stolen you away, feigning some excuse about needing help with snacks.

"you wear this dress for me?" joshua asked, his voice low next to your ear.

you whined, impatient and anxious knowing that either of your siblings or parents could walk in at any moment. they'd find you with your dress bunched up at your waist and the boy next door's lips nipping at your neck.

"n-no," you lied. "not for you."

joshua clicked his tongue. "i don't believe you. you're trying to distract me, huh? make me think about your thighs wrapped around my head instead of this stupid fucking game."

his hands finally dragged your panties down, just enough to expose your mound and get his fingers on your clit. you gasped at the contact, your own hands fisting the back of his t-shirt.

"i don't even-" your hips jerked, pushing involuntarily into his touch, "-like you."

smirking, your childhood neighbor pulled back just enough to catch your eye. "say that again, maybe you'll believe it."

"i don't like you. i never h-have, oh fuck," your eyes fell shut once he slid two long fingers inside of you, slipping easily past your entrance thanks to your dripping arousal just from sitting across from joshua for the last hour and a half.

god, you hated him. he was pretentious and spoiled and annoyingly good at everything, never hesitating to rub his achievements in your face whenever he came back home to visit. and yet, every single time you found yourself in this same position.

he had you in his bed at three in the morning sucking him off while his parents slept in the other room, or in the backseat of his car after a rowdy house party, drunk on jello shots and his head between your legs. you had yet to figure out how to say no to him.

"pretend all you want, baby," joshua said, sweet as pie, as he pounded his fingers inside of you.

"shua, please," you whispered weakly as you bunched his shirt in your hands. "shit, oh my god. faster, faster," you pleaded, beginning to roll your hips in rhythm with his movements.

"do you think about me when i'm gone? hm? do you think about me when you touch yourself?"

joshua let go of one side of your dress, sliding his hand up your body to grip your jaw until you had to open your eyes to look at him.

"f-faster," you begged. "i'm gonna-"

but he didn't obey, only slowing his fingers to a maddening pace that made you want to cry. his thumb brushed along your lower lip as he repeated himself.

"do you? answer me, y/n."

you knew in your heart that he'd stand there all night with his fingers buried in your cunt, fucking you just deep and slow enough to have you dripping for him but not enough to make you cum. he was evil like that, despite his angelic exterior.

you were a prideful woman but not quite enough to refuse yourself the pleasure that his stupid perfect fingers could give you. especially not when just anyone could walk in and see you here.

"yes! okay?" you spat, narrowing your eyes. "i think about you every goddamn night while i touch myself. i think about your fucking hands and your tongue and your cock, and oh my god please just make me cum."

joshua's lips slowly lifted into a cocky grin. as much as you hated him, you knew you'd be thinking about this exact moment in a few hours when you were alone under the covers, wishing joshua would just stay here and never leave.

he rewarded you with two fingers in your mouth, giving you something to keep you quiet as he finally picked up his pace, eyes trained on you as he took you over the edge.

#i could have gone on with this lmao #joshua hong smut #joshua smut #seventeen smut #svt smut #writing

[wingstobetorn]

You want someone to ask about your Mutant Mayhem headcanons? Okay, I'LL BITE. Tell me as many of your headcanons for your favorite turtle! Or, if you have the time or don't wanna pick just one, you can do all of them!

Under the cut hgh (THIS IS MOSTLY LEO AHSGAH)

1. I'm emotionally attached to the headcanon that Leo and Raph are twins. Do they have canon birthdays? Yes! Do I care? Reality can be whatever I want it to be.

2. Leo uses every emoji possible, like 😊😍🤭🥰🫤💕😦😳😲😠😱😁🤬🙊👀🤯 and more! He tends to overuse 😊 when messaging April.

3. They have all cyberbullied each other (and others) on Roblox more than once. Well actually, Leo attempted but then he thought “hey what if Dad saw this and got mad 😔” and decided to stop.

4. Leo's favorite Sonic character is Amy, his favorite MLP character is Rarity, and his favorite Scooby Doo character is Daphne.

5. Raph gets a partner before Leo does and this either makes Leo SEETHE or actually gain hope for himself. If Raph of all turtles can do it, why can't he?

6. There is no possible way Raphael Ninja Turtle is straight are you kidding me. Trust me Casey is going to appear and this will make Raph realize shit about himself. Hey Seth you don't wanna make this guy a ladies man okay alright Seth SETH SETH.

7. Mikey is quite possibly the most aroace ninja turtle I ever seen. I'm so glad there's a 99.99% guarantee they aren't going to put him in any sort of romantic situation.

8. Not a HC but I am being so goddamn fr what the hell is wrong with this guy.

9. Donnie lives life as as a secret gachatuber and has 100k followers on his account.

10. Leo says “Hey well listen here buddy” before getting thrown out of a window.

11. Raph is like those dads who starts to get pissed off when their kid can't answer a simple math question. Except he is tutoring his brother Mikey.

12. Donnie and Mikey make art together :)

I do have a lot of serious headcanons too but I like getting silly goofy with things

#mutant mayhem

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

I'm a bit tired and high on absolutly nothing but air, and i come up with this weird headcanon :

Kiyondo (and a tiny bit Celestia) forced Kiyotaka to watch Twilight. For absolut no goddamn reason.

Here is his differents reaction to the movies iconic moments (that i chose. Obviously)

First movie ; The "You better hold on thight spider monkey" Line :

Taka : Why does he say that ??

Kiyo : Dunno, dude's weird.

Taka : Let me look up something quickly.

Kiyo : *pause the movie while Taka is writting violently on his phone*

Taka : *show something on his phone to Kiyondo*

The picture on his phone :

...

*silence*

Kiyo : It does look like her-

The "Sparkly vampire"

Taka : Why ?

Kiyondo : *shurg*

Second movie ;

The "I am depressed for 8 months because my hot vampire boyfriend left me"

Taka : ... Somehow this feel familiar ?

Kiyo : How ?!

Taka : I-I don't know ! It feel like something i have done in another life or something...

Kiyo : Okay !! Coffee break !! Now.

(I don't remmember what happened in the other movie so fast foward to Breaking dawn part 1)

The "Oh god, oh god, he broke the freaking bed frame 😳" scene

Taka and Kiyo : ....

Taka : ...Is it weird if i want that ?

Kiyo : If it's weird i don't want to be normal...

Taka : God...

Kiyo : ...You think Mondo can do that ?

Taka : Brother !... I-I don't know...

Kiyo : Well you know what to do next.

"What the hell happened to the house- THEY HAD SEX ??? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED ???"

Taka : I need that man but only for that part.

Kiyo : This movie is awekening something in ya and i am all for that bro.

Taka : I mean, Jacob is more handsome but if Edward do that to me...

Kiyo : Bro ! Stop ! But yeah, Team Jacob ?

Taka : Yes. Team Jacob.

Kiyo : Anyway back to the fact that ya are a slut-

(If you want more of Taka reaction to certain movie just come in my ask box bro, i'm so bored and i'm okay with watching weird movie lmao)

LMAOOOO, OMGGG, TAKA ME FR!!! Get you a guy who loves you AND WILL BREAK THE DAMN BED WHILE Y'ALL HAVE SEX! (I wonder who he gets that from...*looks over at Takaaki*)

Also, yes, Team Jacob, he was a little annoying in later movies, but like...love him <33. I wonder how he'd react to Edward telling Bella he watches her sleep. From the first movie fndne. It's not iconic, but broski is so weird for that, like HELLO???

Also, go to bed soon! Sleep is very important! (<- hypocrite)

#danganronpa #kiyotaka ishimaru #kiyondo ishida #I'll definitely ask for that one day when I can figure out the perfect movie

[buggy-samaaa]

S/I Part 1

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8

Audience: *weakly applauding when Buggy enters the ring*

Me: *clapping wildly* *continues clapping and whoo-ing even after Mohji puts the "applause" sign down*

Buggy: ok who's the goddamn CHUCKLEFUCK that is MOCKING ME RIGHT NOW?! HUH??!

Me, yelling from the crowd: ME! I MEAN -- I'M NOT MOCKING -- I SWEAR -- I'M JUST A REALLY BIG FAN!

Buggy: Well! Finally, someone who understands their place! CABAJI! BRING THEM HERE

Cabaji: *does*

Buggy: What's your name, pal?

Me: *speechlessly grinning* *can't talk rn* *too overwhelmed*

Buggy: You're taking up precious time, kid, just tell me your name so we can get on with the show

Me: 😀

Buggy: Great thanks GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH AN OUNCE OF TASTE!

Audience: *applauds stiltedly*

Buggy: *turns me around, detaches hands and pushes me back to my seat* *reattaches hands and wipes them on his shirt* Alright... anyway... ... ...Goddamnit I'M THROWN OFF, NOW! DO-OVER! PLACES, EVERYONE! FUCK!

——

Later

Buggy: You've been great, folks! Truly a CAPTIVE... audience! Hahahaha! See you again tomorrow! Buh-bye now! *Turns to leave the ring, sees me waving frantically and sighs* WHAT?

Me: Buggy-- Sir-- Captain-- can I have your autograph??

Buggy: Heh. Sure, sure. *he pulls out his wanted poster, signs it, then hands it to me* Anything else I can do ya for, kid?

Me: 😀

Buggy: You have a problem. *turns to leave*

Me: LET ME JOIN YOUR CREW!

Buggy: *slowly turns back around* Ha?

Me: 🫡 I swear my allegiance to the Buggy Pirates!!! 🫡

Buggy: HA?!

Me: Please!! 🙏 My captain!! 🙇

Buggy: *stunned* *crosses arms, grins and shakes his head* You've got spunk! But. It takes more than spunk to join MY crew. MOHJI!

Mohji: Captain!

Buggy: Take this one to the ship.

Mohji: *unfastens chains and pulls me along with him*

Buggy: We'll talk later, peanut gallery. Enjoy the brig! Bye-eeee!

——

Mohji: To be honest *walking me along*

Me: Yeah?

Mohji: We don't really have a brig. It's more Ritchie's room since he can be pretty destructive when I'm away. *continues walking me toward the ship*

Me: Well where are you taking me then?

Mohji: Captain's quarters. 

Me: SO DIRECT--

Mohji: What?

Me: Isn't that... Buggy's... boudoir?

Mohji: Uh... yes?

Me: EEEHEHEHEHE

Mohji: He's going to regret this so much

——

45 minutes of being chained to a chair in Buggy's Boudoir later 

Me: *at the end of the chain, trying to snoop in everything I can*

Buggy: *opens door, sees me, jumps back and shrieks, having completely forgotten me*

Me: CAPTAIN 🙇

Buggy: STOP THAT!

Me: SIR 🫡

Buggy: You're not a part of my crew!

Me: Yet!

Buggy: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose* Alright, babe. What can you offer me?

Me: 😳 I can offer so much

Buggy: Why are you drooling

——

Buggy: *snaps his fingers in my face* Hey, wakey-wakey. Answer the question. What can you offer?

Me: I, um… *frantically searching for a talent* I can… draw?

Buggy: *not impressed*

Me: Oh! I could be a caricature artist for your audience!!

Buggy: *strokes his chin with a detached hand* Hm… I guess I could see how that would be useful…

Me: Yeah, you could advertise it and lure people in! Then you wouldn’t have to force anybody to—

Buggy: “FORCE”? You think people are FORCED to see my show?!

Me: Um. Well you kidnapped everybody, so. Yes?

Buggy: They like it so it doesn’t count.

Me: That’s problematic but I’ll pretend I didn’t hear it

——

Buggy: You better be able to prove that you can draw, peanut gallery, or else.

Me: *curiously* Or else… what?

Buggy: *hadn’t thought that far* You’ll… walk the plank!

Me: Right next to the dock? I could just get out of the water.

Buggy: Well obviously, I’d take you out to sea and THEN you’ll walk the plank where there’s no hope of survival!

Me: You’d be willing to put up with me for that long?? That’s so sweet :)

Buggy: Just— shut up! Show me you can draw! *shoves a paper and pen at me*

Me: Okay, fine. Jeez. *looks around for a surface*

Buggy: *sighs, turns around so I can draw on his back, but he flips his head backwards so he can see the paper as I draw*

Me: *ignoring how creepy that looks* *quickly sketches Buggy but in a caricature style, so his features are greatly exaggerated… especially his nose*

Buggy: Excuse me. What. Is this supposed to be. *he jabs his detached finger at the nose, which looks like a kickball glued to his face*

Me: A drawing of you

Buggy: DON’T PLAY STUPID!! *he turns his head back around, grabs the drawing and rips it to shreds, then stomps on it and digs his heel into the paper* *heaving breaths as he calms down* You’re lucky you’re cute. One more chance and that’s it. *presents a new paper, turns around again*

Me: *blushing a bit at his comment* *draws him again, this time with more realistically-sized features* What do you think?

Buggy: Hm. *he studies the paper and smiles a bit despite his recent outburst* *he frowns again, acting as though he isn’t actually as happy with it as he is* That’ll do. Welcome aboard, Resident Ar-teest!” *he claps me on the back, unchains me from the floor, then pins up the drawing of himself next to his mirror*

Me: YES!! WOO-HOO! Thank you thank you thank you!!! *I hug him tight, squeeze him and then let go to run around the room whooping*

Buggy: *blushes but covers up his emotions by looking angry about it* *releases anger and chuckles to himself at me* *laughs louder* That’s right! I’m the best in the East Blue! The rest of the crew could learn from your hootin’ and hollerin’!! *laughs triumphantly* *grabs my arm and tugs me toward the door, which he kicks open* ALRIGHT, MEN! MEET OUR NEWEST MEMBER… … *he falters, realizing he doesn’t know my frickin’ name*

The crew: *awkwardly watch him struggle* *a bird caws in the distance*

Me: *whispers to him*

Buggy: MO! I knew that. I was just waiting for a drumroll which NO ONE PROVIDED! *glares at crew*

Someone in the back: *starts a drumroll*

Buggy: IT’S TOO LATE NOW, DIPSHIT! *mutters to himself then turns to me* Mo, talk to Cabaji, he’ll set you up with a bed and whatever else. *he goes back to his room but stops and mentions this with a bit of embarrassment,* thanks for the drawing. *shuts the door*

——

Me: *lays down in the hammock Cabaji led me to and swings from side to side giddily* This is so awesome… I can’t believe I’m actually part of the Buggy Pirates! I’m in the Big Top RIGHT NOW! *rotates in the hammock like a high-speed rotisserie chicken* EEEE!! *stops* Wait. Something isn’t right…

Pirate failing to nap nearby: Is it that you’re talking to yourself when people are trying to sleep?!

Me: No *springs out of hammock and out the door* *runs to Buggy’s quarters and knocks like mad*

Buggy: *wrenches open the door, pissed* *gets knocked on the nose multiple times* *swats my fist away* OW! FUCK! WHAT IS IT *winces as he pats his nose, checking for blood (there isn’t any)*

Me: Ah, my bad!

Buggy: DON’T “MY BAD”—! Ugh… how does it look?

Me: It’s pretty red

Buggy: *sputters with rage at himself for walking right into that one* Just—Just—!! What do you need?!

Me: *suddenly very serious* I realized… I don’t have a clown motif.

Buggy: *straightens and looks distraught* You’re right. *grabs my shoulders* We need to fix that immediately. BOBO! 

Bobo, the ship’s tailor: Oui?

Buggy: Get Mo something to wear! Quick!

Bobo: Oui! *hauls me away to his nook of the ship, which is filled with fabrics and notions of all sorts* *he gets my measurements in seconds, holds up various fabrics to my skin, finds a color he likes, and starts to drape on his dress form*

Me: *stunned as I watch him, in mere moments, whip up a bright teal jacket with jester horns on the hood* 

Bobo: *puts the jacket on me and has me turn around for him* *he snips off a loose thread and nods* Oui.

Me: Holy shit! Wow! Thank you!!

Bobo: *beams*

Buggy: *saunters over* That’s Bobo for ya!

Me in Buggy’s eyes: *turns around in slow-motion, jester horns on the hood swaying a bit as I face him, I smile wide when I see him and my cheeks blush in his presence*

Buggy: *blushes too* Whoa.. *glances away nervously* Y-You look… Really good

Me: *reddens even more* Thanks…

Buggy: *clears throat* Yes, “thanks”… to Bobo! Thanks to Bobo you look good! Heh. Anywho. All set, now. So. *yells to the rest of the ship* LET’S CELEBRATE OUR FLASHY NEW CREWMATE! WHO WANTS BOOZE?!

Crew: *CHEERS RAUCOUSLY*

Buggy: *to me* C’mon. I’ll get us the good stuff. *grin and heads toward the ship’s store room*

Me: *chuckles and follows him down, looking forward to a fun night*

——

In the ship’s stores

Buggy: *grabs a few bottles and hands them to me* Here, this swill is for the crew. And this… *he opens a trap door and pulls out a fancy bottle of tequila* This is for us. *wiggles the bottle with a smirk*

Me: *sparkle eyes* Aaah I feel so special~ Captain Buggy~

Buggy: St-Stop being weird, don’t make me regret this!

Me: *shuts eyes but the light from the sparkles still shines through my eyelids*

Buggy: The fuck—

——

We go back up the stairs and Buggy has me hand out the bottles to a very joyful crew. I finish chatting with some of the crewmates and come back to Buggy, who has set up a couple of shot glasses for us.

Me: Alrighty, can’t wait to try this tequila! *reaches for a shot glass but Buggy snatches it away from me* Hey!

Buggy: Let’s play a game. *he has a glint of mischief in his eyes*

Me: …Were you planning this?

Buggy: *scoffs* No! *releases the shot glass and places it in front of me* “Answer or drink.”

Me: Answer what?

Buggy: That’s the name of the game. I ask a question, and you either answer it truthfully or you take a shot. And vice versa.

Me: Hm… Okay! You go first.

Buggy: Heh. Let’s start easy. How did you learn about me and my crew?

Me: *drinks*

Buggy: Wh—Yo— You can’t even answer that?!

Me: I just wanted to drink.

Buggy: THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Me: I know. My turn!

Buggy: *grumbles* Fine!

Me: What’s your favorite circus feat to perform? *assuming he’s proficient in all of them*

Buggy: *can’t even juggle* Uh… *drinks* 

Me: This is gonna be a short game.

Buggy: Are you leaving behind any family, joining my crew?

Me: Nope. I was on my own.

Buggy: No friends?

Me: Hey, it’s not your turn! Um… is this your hair? *pulls the long blue stuff coming out of his hat*

Buggy: OW! Yes! *lifts his hat to rub his pained scalp*

Me: Wow, it’s so long… *strokes it* And soft! Are these little braids? Aww…

Buggy: *stuffs hair into his hat grumpily, blushing* Shut up! Hmph. Why don’t you have friends?

Me: …

Buggy: *realizes he’s struck a nerve as I take a shot*

Me: *more serious* Why are you so curious about me?

Buggy: …

Me: *looks at him curiously as he takes a shot, avoiding my stare*

——

About three hours later

Buggy: Mmkay, it’sh my turn ag’in…

Me: Mhmm

Buggy: And thish time, you better not *hic* drink

Me: Yeh ho’kay

Buggy: *slaps table* Wouldjoo… ever… *hic* Hm.

Me: Hwhat

Buggy: Hmn. Heh. I’m too embarrasshed

Me: Hwhat??

Buggy: Nho. Nho nho nho

Me: HWHAT, D*hic*AMNIT

Buggy: Heh… wouldjoo ever… *shakes head, blushes and drinks*

Me: Huh?! ‘S zat a new rule?? Can’t ashk yew gotta drink??

Buggy: Captain sez.

Me: That’z shtoopid.

Buggy: Ashk your question alreddy

Me: Buggie… kin I…

Buggy: C’n yew… hwhat

Me: *leans closer* Kin… I… ‘m…

Buggy: *blushing as I glance at his mouth*

Me: *falls forward* Zzz

Buggy: HA?! *barely manages to catch me* *he tries to prop me back up but I just fall forward toward the table* *catches me again and gently lays my head down on the table* *sighs* *looks around the ship* *the rest of the crew is in the same state as me, all laying around and snoring* Heh… C’mon. *he manages to stand, and he pulls me off my seat* Oof— he’vier th’n I thought. *struggles and ends up dragging me to the room where my hammock is*

Me: Zzz

Buggy: *heaves me onto the hammock, which swings in an arc and plops me face-down on the floor* H’oh shit—

Me: *muffled snoring*

Buggy: *lifts me up again and is too scared to try putting me back in the hammock* M’kay, ah… *he sighs and drags me back out of the room, fumbles with the knob to his quarters, and pulls me inside, plopping me on his bed like a sack of potatoes*

Me: *smiles in my sleep and nuzzles into his pillow* Buggie…

Buggy: *blushes wildly, falls backward and scurries out of the room* *fumbles for the knob, opens the door and darts out, shutting it quietly* *exhales* G’night, Mo.

——

The next morning

Me: *stirs* Hm… Wha? *notices I’m in a nice fluffy bed* Huh?? *sits up and glances around* *face drops and I blush when I realize I’m in Buggy’s room* *leaps out of bed in a karate position, not sure what to expect next* *relaxes pose when I realize I’m alone* How did I end up in here…

Buggy, who slept outside the door: *is awoken by getting stepped on the face by Bobo* GAH *punches him in the nuts on reflex*

Bobo: HORK *doubles over and trembles* Je suis désolé, C-captain

Buggy: *stands up quickly, has footprint on his face* SORRY AIN’T GONNA— oof… *sits back down and grips head, hangover taking over*

Me: *slams open door, which pins Buggy between the door and the wall right on his head*

Buggy: GH—HRGLE—

Me: Oh no!! *closes door and rushes to his side* Are you okay?!

Buggy: *tears in his eyes, footprint on his face, cheeks red from being smacked, nose throbbing, missing a tooth* Yeah I’m good

Me: Whew

Buggy: I’M OBVIOUSLY NOT GOOD

Me: Oh!

Buggy: *turned away* So oblivious…

——

Ten minutes later, we’ve gotten up and have started drinking coffee, which Buggy demanded Bobo to make simply because he was nearby. We both sip our coffees and sigh happily.

Me: So…

Buggy: *serenely enjoying his coffee* Hm?

Me: Did you take me to bed last night?

Buggy: *chokes* NO! Well… Yes? B-but not like THAT! *blushing, tries to focus on coffee, slurping it awkwardly*

Me: Hahaha! Why are you so flustered??

Buggy: I’M NOT— *red as a beet* *grumbles*

Me: *grinning, pats his back* I’m just messing with you! I know you’re too shy to try anything.

Buggy: SHY?! I’m not shy!! I could do… stuff!

Me: *teasing* Oh yeah? Like what?

Buggy: *mouth is a thin line as he tries to talk but can’t. He just gets redder, grunts and turns back to his coffee*

Me: HAHAHA

Buggy: Tch… *leans away with his chin in his hand, trying to hide his smile*

#oc x canon #s/i x buggy #buggy the clown #mo x buggy #my fic

[juneviews]

Reading bl novels after watching the shows they were based on is crazy because it’s just abuse! Sa! Gaslighting and manipulation! But it’s okay cause they’re gay! Props to the show writers for pulling some of the best bl characters out of the absolute travesty that is their novel counterparts. These authors need to be imprisoned for their crimes against society. Legit cannot think of a singular not horrible novel besides hemp rope (between us)

nah cause you're so right, I've only ever read the love sick novel which is so fucking good & just as wholesome as the show, but GODDAMN I swear any time I hear someone talking about a bl novel they're either like "ignore this chapter" or like "I'm so glad the series removed this & that from the novel" and I just 😳😳😳 like these bl authors literally are a menace to society LMAO

xxx

#answers #like I'm so tired of the association between bl & sa tbh.

[mydysfunctionalvampirefamily]

The role reversal between Neil and Miles here is so interesting. Because Neil instantly becomes the dad that is so frustrated he is 50 miles from home and can't help his kid shut off the water, but is also extremely annoyed at the kid for doing something that causes the need for the water to shit off in the first place. While Miles instantly becomes that kid, who becomes surly and unhelpful with their dad's questions because they already feel guilty but didn't want to show it and the dad makes them feel worse.

Neil doing the I am so upset but I am going to pretend I'm calm because it isn't helpful but everyone can still hear how upset I am is so funny.

Down the sink?!? Damn

"If you're just apologising, give me the phone." when it's someone else Miles goes back into dad mode, indignant annoyed dad mode. Maybe my favourite Miles mode.

The silliness of the phone conversation temporarily made me forget how bad it is that Zantosa escaped.

Kabir is very charming in a weird way. Also damn Johnny's hunch was dead on, that other Kabir was a fake! I still don't know how he figured that out.

Okay, but get yourself a ride or die like Kabir, goddamn.

"No, Kabir, I've got killing to do." Rooftop Johnny makes an appearance. 😳

Johnny really has the best friends. Damn I love Jane. She's is so cool.

Neil being awkward with his contacts is so good.

"Why can't we deal withthis together?" absolutely brutal question by Johnny's wife, valid of course but damn!

Also she is so strong and forceful, you can definitely see why Johnny and her were together.

Wynn and Neil could have their own sitcom.

#Does everything has to be in family dynamics you ask? #With this coterie? Yes yes it does #path of night podcast #pon liveblogging #Episode 18 #Season 1

[asumofwords]

“I saw a child, born from ice and fire, the Prince that was promised. Five years to come, from her blood, the Merciless Princess.”

NOW HOLD UP, I'M PROBABLY OVERANALYSING BUT BORN FROM ICE AND FIRE, ice. ICE. BORN FROM ICE. AND IT'S ONLY SPECIFIED AND CONFIRMED THAT HE WILL BE FROM HER BLOOD BUT NEVER INDICATED THAT IT WOULD BE AEMONDS.

“B-b-but alys said trueborn prince of silver hair and purple eyes” THE BABE CAN SIMPLY LOOK LIKE THE READER??? AND AEMOND WOULD NEVER KNOW.

Are we gonna get a stark lover.... 😳😳🤪🤪/j

Aemond doesn't deserve to have his seed carried by the reader smh, go back to your bastard whore alys and have bastard kids with her 🤪🤪

(IDK why I hate alys in this story so much, I'm literally her biggest fan irl.... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME AUTHOR)

Poor Alys has barely been seen or heard from and she already has the whole world against her hahaha

Aemond doesn't deserve a single thing from the poor reader!!! She deserves the goddamn world :(

Also since someone mentioned Alys x Reader.... I kind of went and read some fics and now im like okay.... maybe i need to write a non SF&A one shot about this because phewww that shit is hot hahahaha

[the-invisible-queer]

Had a dream that I was in Texas with Joe and he asked if I wanted to go to church with him and I was like sure but made it clear my feelings about Christianity - which he knew but I thought I'd reiterate - and he was like "I didn't think you'd actually say yes" and I'm like 🤷🏽‍♂️

So we go and it's a church that my childhood pastor started - as in the guy that ran the church that gave me the goddamn religious trauma in the first place - and I'm like "oh shit" and I tell Joe and he's super sweet about it and is like "do you want to leave?" And I'm like no it's okay

We stayed and afterwards Rob singles me out and is like "you're [my parents] daughter right?" And I'm like 😳 "yeah" and he asks what I'm doing all the way in Texas and I introduce him to Joe and this fucking man EXPOSES ME

Fully was like "wow I remember when you told everyone you were gonna marry him" and Joe laughs at it but I guess he sees that I'm uncomfortable so he cuts it short and excuses us and we're sitting in the car and he asks if I'm okay and I'm like "it was just weird" and then he asks about what the pastor said

And I'm lowkey embarrassed and I'm like "Yeah I was convinced I was gonna marry you when I was 9" and he chuckles and says it's cute and then we leave

AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT

[lotus-anura]

IDOLiSH7 Ep. 1 - Shaking Your Heart | Lotus Reacts

*this post is transferred from my original twitter thread that will be deleted once archived here

not even a minute in and i got jumpscared by how loud the audience cheers were wnxjksksskx it was at max volume

omg this girl looks so cute holy shit???

tsumugi... ur very cute 😳👉👈 like a guy showed up too ig but WHY IS SHE SO CUTE HELLO

DID SHE NOT KNOW SHE WAS GONNA MANAGE AN IDOL GROUP GIRL WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU APPLIED TO BE THEN?

oh boy opening. Here we go

It's cute!!! I don't fucking know anyone here LMAOOO

OH SHIT SHE THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER OOO INTERESTING

omg it's the guy i see the most of with passing by out of context idolish7 clips and shit. he's here already LMAO

I didn't realize I was watching a sports anime

Out of all the people in this room the one i like most already is the girl like WOW SHE'S SO CUTE?????

I'll eventually find an oshi but goddamn

YO YO BACK UP BUDDY SHE'S MINE

so many names already goddammit i'm going through this shit all over again 😔 it' s okay. i can do this.

OHHHH INTERESTING they're all still like trainees here

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

EXCUSE ME WHAT ARE YOU

I didn't realize I was watching a FANTASY anime either

There's something going on but all i can see is that *thing*

C'mon president father it's called idolish7 not idolish3

TOO MANY MY ASS YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FANS AND THEIR ABILITY TO DEVELOP AN ENCYCLOPEDIA, A WHOLE DATA BASE OF IDOL NAMES IN THEIR BRAINS

for some reason 3 members in a group is like, too little for me. 4 is good. And a duo is good too. But 3 does feel right to me idk that's probably just me. I'm just speaking in general here

so far my only question has absolutely nothing to do with idols but this being sitting on this man's desk. are you alive? are you a stuffed animal???

OH MY GOD IT MOVED ITS ALIVE

I'M SCARED OF THE POWER IT HOLDS

OH MY GOD ITS JUMPING I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD TRUST IT. I THINK I CAN BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THIS IS THAT KINDA SHOW BUT

sorry got distracted by me wanting to listen to a song 🧍‍♂️ will resume the episode

I know these two will be shipped it's the prophecy

Yeah bro at least try

Damn a whole internal audition oof but this is prob super normal (it is super normal)

Oh are we not gonna see them sing and dance

Shit i forgor their names shit man

AYO? "You're so beautiful you'll make my heart stop" ALREADY DAMN

"What?" LMFAOOOO 😭

I got distracted again...

Tsumugi out here being the GOAT kpoppies can learn a thing or two from her and it's only episode 1

Damn father made it a test LMAO

Of course her mom is dead 😭

Oh god their group name is actually idolish7

I mean I'm not surprised but i don't know what i was expecting LMFAO 😭

Episode one is done tho hehe episode two and then maybe i sleep (or maybe i don't)

END

Episode 2 - First Stage

Return to IDOLiSH7 Page

#Lotus Anura Reacts #Lotus IDOLiSH7

[moonage-gaydream]

Here's some Summer/Pepper lore (DC) for y'all:

So about a year and a half after Pepper becomes Star Sapphire, Lex Luthor starts a smear campaign against Ember to portray him as a bad guy. Pepper buys it, and decides she ought to confront this "menace" in a cute costume before he can do anymore harm to the people of Metropolis. So they get into this fight, and Pepper ends up gettin' her ass beat in front of everyone... 👀

It's not until days later that they figure out each other's secret identities. Summer feels like havin' some pizza, so he heads to Piero's Pizzeria, where Pepper is working her shift. He greets Pepper, whom he notices is walkin' with a bit of a limp. He asks what happened, and Pepper responds by saying she "fell down the stairs the other day, but it's no big deal."

Summer orders a pizza, and when it's done, he sits down at a table for two. Pepper offers to join him, having just gone on lunch break, and Summer accepts.

They conversed for a bit, before Summer stopped, and his expression turned serious. "I guess you already know who I am, eh, Star Sapphire?"

Pepper was surprised, but then she tried to laugh it off. "Ha! Imagine me being this 'Star Sapphire' you speak of. No, I've been at this pizzeria all along, not doing any hero business, I can assure you of that."

"Hm, yeah, okay," Summer said, clearly not buying any of it. "Then surely the Star Sapphire I encountered the other day was just someone else... someone who just happens to have the same facial structure and hairstyle as you."

"Uhhh..." Pepper was shocked. "Wait, how would you know if it was me?" 😳

"I never forget a face, Pepper. Especially not one as pretty as yours~" 😉

"Oh, uh..." Blushing, she clears her throat. "Alright, fine. It was me. I'm Star Sapphire," she whispers. "But no one can know about this."

"Fine by me. I can keep a secret."

"Okay, cool."

"So, now that I know who you are, I trust you know who I am."

"Well yeah. Your name's Summer. I know that."

"No, I mean my other name. You know what it is... So. Say my name."

"You're... Ember."

"You're goddamn right."

#summer kent #ember #pepper jackson #star sapphire #dc comics #pizzeria #breaking bad reference

[darklordofthesimp]

Hey dark I was wondering how do you like being a mechanic? I was thinking about goin to college to learn about cars n shit because it sounds interesting and I think it'd be cool to be able to like repair cars if I needed to because it'd be useful knowledge to know+I wanna one day get an old car and fix it up but trying to figure out what I wanna do for college is like actually scary so I'm not sure.. -könig duckling anon!!

Anyways I hope you're doin good! The fics are amazing as always!! <3

OH OHSORRY I JUST REMEMBERED OKAY SO ONE OF THE THINGS I DID AFTER I WAS FREE FROM HIGHSCHOOL WAS GO TO THE MOVIES WITH FRIENDS (hehe spiderverse 😳) AND WE WENT TO THIS RESTAURANT AND THERE WAS THIS DRINK I ORDERED THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD IT WAS A BLUEBERRY LIME DRINK WITH BUBBLES N IT WAS SO GOOD KINDA TOO SWEET BUT USHSHSKSNDN 😭 IT WAS SO GOOD I got multiple refills lol,, I also ordered a hickory BBQ burger with seasoned tater tots and istggggggg best thing I've ever eaten in my ENTIRE life,,,

Oh also (I'm sorry if you've gotten this question before oop) who's your favorite spider person ?? 👀

HELLO HELLO

well I'm not actually a mechanic just yet although I'm definitely working on cars as a hobby. I don't know why I got into it it's just something that I've always wanted to do. I just found that you can literally turn a car into whatever the fuck you want and the possibilities are endless!

ohhhhh dont talk about food or drinks I'm currently out on exercise in the goddamn bush with no good shit. Ive been out here for weeks.

My favourite spider person is definitely Miguel