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itsnotacostume · 6 months

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we as a fandom do not talk about this scene enough. what the fuck is this. why did he feel the need to install this? so he could stare at his boybestfriend all day without having to get up?

#gregory house i know what you are.#does this even ever get mentioned again?#like oh yes this Totally Straight Man spent actual days around very loud noise (which he loathes) but he's adding something totally cool to #the office right?? it's gonna be so so fun and great right?? to make all that hell noise worth it???#like in the eps before that the sound of the ortho saw things drove him insane #but this? totally fine #because it's worth it!#i mean come on. how are we supposed to take this. “oh he just wants to piss wilson off” WRONG.#wilson seems mildly annoyed at best. he's used to this. this is Normal just another day of being friends with house #but look at house's pleased little face. his stupid smile. i'm going to commit atrocities #house md #hate crimes md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson

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elitehoe · 2 years

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Happy Eddie Kingston is gonna murder Chris Jericho on aew television in a barbwire deathmatch day to all who celebrate 🥳

#i support eddie commiting crimes on aew television #eddie is gonna murder jericho and i'm gonna support him doing it #eddie kingston #aew #aew lb

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f1-birb · 1 year

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landonorris LFG

#lando norris #jon malvern #i'm gonna commit crimes #biting him #biting both of them

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voltgoats · 22 days

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i feel like if there was an au wherein Willow and Charlie's roles were swapped, everything would simply have gone So Much Worse. like, i think Willow would have encouraged Maxwell. she would make him worse

i do not dare imagine what a Constant with Willow (worse edition) in charge would be like, because just thinking about it a teeny tiny bit leads me to believe no one would survive a singular day. she would be a menace beyond belief and reason. Maxwell would be so very proud off her up until he gets hit with the character growth (i.e, realising she's not going soft on him), and then he would be scrambling to get her off that throne immediately

#don't starve #i found one (1) fic about them and now i can't stop thinking about what their dynamic would be like #she would make him worse. she would encourage his atrocities and push them even further. i think they would be funny as fuck together #willow is very amoral. to me. she would commit war crimes <3 #but i also don't think she's like. cruel. or anything. she's just having her fun and if you're hurt by that then like. that's YOUR problem?#i also think she'd pair well with a redeemed maxwell?#both because maxwell trying to hold back willow is funny but also because i think she would NOT put off with any of his bullshit #like boohoo you got trapped in the Constant by your fundamentally changed girlfriend fucking get in line #and when he gets too caught up in guilt she'd roll her eyes and kick his knees in and tell him to get OVER himself #anyway they're my little guys now. putting them in a jar and shaking it. wilson breathing a sigh of relief like i'm not gonna put him back

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leedongsik · 1 year

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Park Hanbin being an all star from the start, only getting praise from the masters and other trainees, leading all his teams well and winning first place in all of his missions yet he still isn't in the top 9 yet make it make sense

#WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED WTF #proving himself over and over again #no one is more ready to debut than him #if he doesn't debut I'm seriously gonna commit a crime #yall better include him in your last vote #boys planet

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rainbownixie · 2 years

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if i, an aroace person who's been dealing with repression and denial for YEARS, relates to mike in every little aspect of his relationship with el... i can assure you it's neither romantic nor sexual.

#that boy is a repressed homosexual #there's so many proof omg #but really i relate to him so so much if he isn't gay i'm gonna commit a hate crime #his relationship with el is clearly forced and uncomfortable because he's repressed and in denial #mike wheeler #byler

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lovevalley45 · 10 months

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let me say it's so hard bc i wanna hate hank so bad. n i don't like him. but tom wilson is like so good at playing him that it's like oh no i'm having emotions

#alli says shit #i'm still gonna bring back rest in piss hank but #he's got that intimidating asshole vibe but can also soften up real nice when he needs to #and i'm watching s4 like. i wanna hate u so bad old man #but unlike other legends bad dad (damien darhk) you're like oh maybe he shouldn't die in a house fire #tbf i don't think the problem is like. neal mcdonough himself #i think it's like 'oh he did all these terrible things in life but he died for his daughter at the last minute so it's fine'#like no! he's still shitty! he killed laurel! he TRIED TO DO WORLD DOMINATION SO MANY TIMES #meanwhile hank... probably committed some war crimes and some racism i just know it #but he was like 'oh i partnered with a demon to build a theme park' like #that's different energy #weird but different #he also didn't surrender nate to a cult when he was 9 to revive him

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kylewalker-peters · 1 year

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watching a sky doc on deadline day and japhet is one of the focuses and i swear to god levy i will smack your bald head sound so loud it sounds like a screenshot

#'dont be too in love with the club to make you stay despite everything' the fact his agent had to tell him that I'm going to SCREAM #they showed his game against city too I shed a tear like he's my starboy he's my best friend #spurs i will NEVER forgive you for the crimes you've committed against him #im gonna get you out of there jaffa cake i promise

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navree · 1 year

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if anyone here thinks i’m normal about aemond as a counterbalance to how unhinged i am about aegon and alicent, please know that i had to rewatch the scene of him on vhagar in ep 10 for Reasons and my thought wasn’t “oh wow this is scary” my ONLY thoughts were “aw boo boo bear sounds so happy laughing on his dragon” and then “oh no my son” when shit went awry

#personal #i get less asks about dissecting all the intricacies of aemond's character cuz i don't control who asks me what questions #but please understand that he is soooooo important to me #my number one precious angel i will be making him trophies for all the war crimes he commits in later seasons #and i'm gonna DIE when he gets his heart ripped out of his chest after blood and cheese because of the guilt

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elitehoe · 2 years

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PRAYERS FOR THE EDDIE KINGSTON FANDOM THEY'RE GONNA DIE OF HORNY WHEN EDDIE MURDERS JERICHO ON AEW TELEVISION

#eddie is gonna murder jericho and i'm gonna support him doing it #we ride for eddie no questions about it #I support eddie commiting crimes on aew television #eddie kingston #aew #aew lb

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yangjeongin · 2 years

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yang jeongin makes me sick (affectionate)

#carly.txt #i will never recover from those pictures #HE WAS TOO MUCH TODAY JUST WAY TOO MUCH!!!!#don't give any boys i like a guitar ever #or a bass or a drumset or anything that would imply they are in a band #don't do it I'M GONNA BE SICK I'M DIZZY #god i am not ur strongest soldier. i am too easy to break #just put a guy that's in a band in a front of me and i begin to go feral #BUT I'M RIGHT!!! I'M VALID. LOOKA T HIM...WHY DID HE DO THAT #i'm gonna cry. i'm gonna eat dirt. i'm gonna commit a crime i'm gonna #it's been an hour and i am still abt to pass away i will not survive winter i won't

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