#I’m terrible at puns

[mag-loopy]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf

Now get ready for Wisp on a Crisp

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #fanart #原神 #art #digital illustration #venti #genshin #ok I’m sure this joke has been done to death #but hehehehe #I’m laughing at my own terrible pun #I look in the mirror and suddenly I understand cyno #I’ve been enlightened #wisp venti

[scottishmushroom]

Y’all I made a thing. He has so many mistakes but I love him so much.

Trying crochet as a therapeutic tool to work through some anxiety. I’m pretty hooked.

#that was a crochet pun and a terrible one so I’m sorry #and because it’s not very obvious #he is a frog #🐸 #crochet #my art

[clearcloudlesssky]

me @ my chemistry nerd gf

hey do you think i’m boron

am i a good samarium

do you not appreciate my iron-y

are you not slapping your neon

i would tell you a good joke but all the best ones argon

should i zinc of a new joke

i’m sodium thoughtful aren’t i

you know most of these jokes were xenon television

hey girl are you gold cause you’re pretty au-some

alright these jokes are really boron, sorry for making you sulfur through them

might have to stop soon cause sleep is krypton up on me (but don’t worry, i’ve got my ion you)

#i’m sorry #stella’s misc #i’m not funny #periodic table of elements #chemistry #bad puns #terrible puns #awful puns

[pani-puri-pavilion]

What did a father say to her daughter when she started (being tailor) stitching clothes?

~ Teri kudmaayi 'turpaayi' ke dinn aa gye :D

#pakpak with pragya #pragyawrites #desiblr #desi #desi teen #desi tag #desi tumblr #desi shit posting #shitpost #funny shit #lol #funny #i’m lame i know #duhhh #okay bye #rocky aur rani ki prem kahani #bollywood #terrible puns #puns #dumb puns

[infernoghoul]

papa at the baseball? call that throwpia

#this is a terrible pun I’m so sorry #the band ghost #shitghosting #copia #papa emeritus iv #mine

[beautys-abomination]

Malphunction

#random #league of legends #league of legends meme #i’m so sorry #terrible memes #terrible puns #is this a shitpost?

[flutteringfable]

i kinda wanna make an mlp infection au but idk what the infection would be lol. i think i wanna do something simple, similar to the sickness mentioned in the cough fanfic. i wanna rely on medical horror/fear of the unknown because i think it would be neat. also i’m not great at horror art so i think it would work well for the type of content i make :3

#fable talks 💫 #ough izzzyzzz’s new video has given me brainrot (pun intended) #i’m just terrible at coming up with fictional sicknesses lol

[seagull-scribbles]

Pre-Super Genesis Wave Antoine Post Metal Sonic Explosion/Coma

[Part 2]

#sth #Archie sonic #antoine d’coolette #I’ve been picturing him with an eyepatch for ages but he really would just look like His Anti Patch so #maybe Neo Metal could tell him true beauty is in the eye of the beholder #or some other terrible pun like that #I know Antoine is ambidextrous so he’d still be a good fighter #but you can not have something explode in your face and put you in a coma without consequences #I’m not being too angst though I do think he’d make a full recovery #Him and Bunnie could do physiotherapy together #she’d fix his hair for him #they both help eachother with their body issues #stuff like that #I know I drew him angry here I promise he’s still the same bean as he was before #cringe is dead #I could fix him no I could fuck him up

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

Okay but Phil looks so freaking adorable but Dan looks kinda hot and that makeup is 🔥 so like how do I pick??

#puns fully intended bc I’m terrible and not funny hi

[cookiebitdos]

Clearly not daily puns: Out of all the things I have ever BELT, this is by far the greatest

#pun #terrible puns #no I’m not apologising #you’re welcome Han 😊 #jokes #bad jokes #I strike once again

[interdimensionalmenace]

siiiigghhhhhhhh.

anxiety fucking sucks.

#re: I ranted on a private post about my suitemates being assholes #and now I’m just upset because it could’ve been avoided by 1) our toilet not being shit (no pun intended) #or 2) my tired ass looking to make sure the tiolet flushed 100% of what was put into it #like I’m sorry one of the 2 people in question that tou felt targettes by us all being super grossed out about two whole pairs #of dirty underwear on the shower room floor #but that was fucking gross #and you’re upset that one piece of bloody toilet paper was left because our tiolet sucks at it’s job? #go complain on your private story not to the gc #like?? all 6 of us menstruate here?? shut up?? #god and I’ve been sitting here for an hour trying to get the will to get up #I have to brush me teeth and go to be man #and now I’m sitting here thinking my entire suite thinks I’m terrible #love it

[techniiciian]

i, like matt, am also terrible at my job. however i, once again like matt, am just a goofy lil guy who’s chaotic silly energy is simply unfireable.

#( hopefully matt & i don’t get jettisoned ) #( if we do however find ourselves in that situation we might just say one last pun before we die ) #technician difficulties ( ooc ) #( i’m only terrible in the way that i suck at upselling & i don’t like to look at customers in the face or make small talk ) #( my motto is do ur best & make jokes )

[quantumleapt]

⚛️🔎🕰️❓

#ooc. #something something: this is a terrible idea but i kind of want to do it #i’ve always wanted to do an rp event / game / server thing #this book i’m reading (one of them) is giving me so much fodder #i am considering it… i am considering it #this also just might be my brain’s way of making me avoid a very long meta about the parallels #will be trying a hand at webweaving though #because Oh Boy (pun intended)

[henryhas2moms]

sometimes it does feel like ouat is trying to be a bad show. there’s no better explanation for why they fridged marian not once, not twice but THREE distinct times, each more morally dubious than the last.

#i mean there’s a pretty big leap from ‘she died :/‘ to adultery to ‘nobody writing for this show has any idea what consent means oh my god’ #i mean even from a writing perspective it’s terrible— there’s marilena’s retcon fridging— to say nothing of the puns her ice coma invites! #i enjoy zelena sometimes but i wish they brought her back literally any other way #booooo ouat #and not just adultery but ‘having an affair while your wife’s in a coma which you could wake her up from if you actually loved her’ #okay it was kinda funny when robin was like ‘i can’t wake marian up with tlk because… i love yooou regina 😍😍💐’ #and regina’s like ‘well that’s nice but you’d better fucking stop that if you don’t want the mother of your child to die #bc i am working my ass off trying to save her and getting nowhere’ like regina worked so hard to try to help this women she kind of killed #one time and robin can’t even do the bare minimum of… not cheat on her. some ‘code’ smh #well that’s not entirely fair— it takes two to cheat but regina did push him away (twice iirc) before giving in and OH why does THAT sound #familiar? god i hate this show sometimes #oh that got a lot rantier than i meant it to. sorry i’m a very bitter person :/ #like okay i get that robin moved on and marian says she doesn’t want to be chosen out of obligation but you could at the very least wait unt #until she’s conscious to work that out— but i remember writers chose this fridging to get oq back together and like. ugh :/ #anti ouat #anti outlaw queen #very much so in the tags #anti robin hood #anti fridging marian #so very anti fridging marian ugh #and also the fact that robin doesn’t seem to know or care (idk which is worse?) that regina fridged her the first time #which regina works very hard to make atone for by saving her a lot. and then aparently that was zelena the whole time (which i do not accept #text #tag essay

[groundbreakingdot872]

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

from goblin gobble gobble gaius!

#terrible pun but happy thanksgiving!! 💖 #I’m so thankful for all of you! #making this blog and meeting all you cool people in the Merlin fandom was one of the best things that happened this year :) #anyways #I’m off to start heating up the appetizers lol #bbc merlin #gaius #bbc merlin memes

[lilybug-02]

Yo its ya b-day? Happy day of the B

🅱️

B-Day. Heck yes.

#bread-day? eh? eh? :D #I’m terrible with puns #:) #thank you treads