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#I’m so ready for this weekend
bass-alien · 9 months
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I deserve to have my pussy ate with how stressful today has been lmao
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liyazaki · 5 months
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my downstairs neighbor (a saint who’s decided to adopt me): do you think you could pick me up some butter while you’re at the store?
me (thrilled she’s finally letting me do SOMETHING for her): ON IT 🫡
cut to me giving her the butter & her handing me a bag before basically running off into the night before I could give it back to her (she’s slick).
inside the bag? two sweaters she randomly bought because she thought I’d like them (I do) & she knows I’m about to go to Europe where it’s chilly, plus a freaking $20 bill.
neighbor: 1000 points; me: negative 10/🥺😭💀
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camgoloud · 7 months
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the thing that cracks me up is that louis and lestat literally don’t even sleep in the Only One Bed. like. they have a whole secret separate room where they ACTUALLY sleep (in coffins <3). at multiple points in the show there are comments from other characters including the Fucking Cops about how everyone knows louis and lestat only have one bed upstairs. and it’s a Whole Issue. because being gay was literally illegal and the Actual Fucking Cops were in their fake bedroom poking around under their One Bed and drawing. the appropriate conclusions. about louis and lestat’s relationship. except the thing is. that they don’t even fucking sleep in the bed! the bed is already a front it’s already a piece of theatre its only purpose is to be their “look at us definitely just Two Normal Guys” statement. and yet. i think about this all the time actually. they went to all the trouble of creating a separate fake bedroom appropriate for public consumption in case anyone went upstairs in their house. and yet. they didn’t even bother putting two beds in it! they could have just had two beds! they could have avoided the entire issue with the extremely thinly veiled “we could 100% DEFINITELY get you on indecency charges anytime we like as we have literally Seen The Evidence" threats from the cops! they could have just. done that. but they were so caught up in the euphoria of successfully concealing the evidence of their vampiric lifestyle that they lived in a world in which being gay wasn’t also illegal, i guess
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presidentbungus · 9 months
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in a similar vein to my last post i very much think demo’d be so good with kids. i don’t know if he’d be a good dad necessarily with all that emotional baggage and undoubtedly enough generational trauma to permanently ruin a toddler within seconds but he’d be a great uncle, godfather, weird neighbor, etc.
consider with me here. uncle tavish with the eyepatch and the peg-leg. he looks scary but he tells great stories about wizards and wars and explosions and he leaves in all the gory bits. he’ll show you how to make a pretty good firework out of the cleaning stuff your mum’s got lying around the house as long as you won’t tell on him. he’ll help you pull pranks on your adult relatives and he’ll take the blame for them. he’ll let you sip on his beer and scrumpy if you swear up and down you’re grown-up enough and when you hiss and stick your tongue out at the alcohol he’ll tell you that means you’re probably more mature than him. he doesn’t seem that rich but he’ll buy you a dirtbike or a pony or a whole set of expensive action figures for your birthday and he won’t even act like it’s a big deal. there’s something so simply enjoyable to him about kids (kids that aren’t his), so kicking with wonder and fierce excitement about the world, and he does whatever he can to give them what he never got—the push to run around and discover and do what they want, and to spit and curse and play-swordfight in the backyard and everything else all the adults in his life never really let him do. really, under it all, at the end of the day he’s got the big dumb heart of an absolute bloody sap and he knows it, and it’s almost relieving to know he’s still got it after all these years. you know? it works out
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bienmoreau · 2 years
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Ed Levy - Articles and Albums; 1990
The first set in a series of illustrations based on ‘the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you’  by @greatunironic​ (please read it if you haven’t already!)
Archive: 1990 | 1991-2 | 1994-5 | 1996-7 | 1998 | 1999-2001 | 2003
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milflewis · 9 months
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10. meeting afterwards + sewis! 🫶
[10: meeting afterwards]
Sebastian watches as Lewis sits up, rubbing at his eyes with a knuckle. His jaw cracks as he yawns wide, tooth gap front and centre.
There’s faint pink lines on his cheek where he was resting his head on his balled up coat. It’s one that Sebastian used to always check the pockets of after Lewis hung it up in the hall, knowing Lewis often forgot and left his keys inside.
Sebastian gives him an awkward wave when Lewis catches sight of him, quickly tucking his hands back inside his jacket pockets. What is he doing?
Lewis only smiles at him, a little distant but warm. He doesn’t look as sleepy anymore, blinking that off hand softness away.
Sebastian glances at the screens. Jenson is still making good time. Still a while yet before he’s on. He swallows, inhaling.
Lewis is reaching over a hand to hold it in front of Miles’s face, grinning. His friend doesn’t even stir.
It’s been nearly five years and Sebastian still doesn’t know what Miles does or doesn’t know about Lewis and him, or what he thinks. He’s never been anything but friendly with him, inviting him in on jokes about Lewis, easily stealing stories out of him.
Sebastian likes him. Likes how he makes Lewis laugh, face scrunched up. Like how Lewis stands tall with him. Likes how Miles has a girlfriend.
Lewis looks over at him and pauses, considering. He sucks his bottom lip between his teeth. Sebastian keeps his eyes on Lewis’s.
When Lewis slides a bright smile at him, head tilting towards Miles, they could be back on that podium again, Sebastian egging Lewis on, knowing how much pouring that champagne would annoy Nico but somehow, interestingly, enjoying more how much it would make Lewis laugh.
It makes Lewis laugh again this time, delight folding his face into more lines, grey flecking at his temples, when he pours a few swallows of water down Miles’s collar, waking him up.
Sebastian laughs with him, unable to do anything else, and Lewis sways into his space trying to avoid Miles’s long reaching slaps. He’s broader than the last time they hugged and steady under his hands. Sebastian pushes him back.
It’s not quite how Sebastian imagined doing Le Mans, back in 2017 when he first brought it up on the heels of Baku, and then again in 2022, and all the years it was mentioned in between, but it’s enough. Jenson is flying on the track, delighted over the comms, and Sebastian is itching to get behind the wheel and Lewis is laughing. It is enough.
So, the Lewis Thing is back.
Part of him argues that it had never really gone away. But when Lewis had been staring deeply into Nicole’s or whoever’s eyes and professing his love of all things female and wet and hot, it had been easy for Sebastian to remind himself that Lewis was not interested and Sebastian should be looking elsewhere, if he felt like looking. Easier still, when it was Nico, Lewis was laughing with.
And even when Lewis’s eyes started straying further, both from girls and Nico, it had still been simple and clean cut to keep the handjobs between motorhomes and podiums separate in his head. Especially when Sebastian was dealing with being pushed out of Ferrari without even a goodbye pity fuck or watching Lewis deal with all of the shitstorm that was the 2021 season and what that entailed or how the w13 dug into his back and Sebastian was unable to doing anything of consequence, it was easy to push to the back burner.
Sebastian has been told by enough people that his face tells all for him to know that what he wants has always been clear. He has seen the pictures of them after all. Lewis never asked — not once — not again.
But then Lewis would stand close to him, or be unexpectedly kind, or say something stupid and brave and daring and bold, or belly laugh at one of his jokes even though Sebastian himself knows he’s not that funny, and Sebastian’s entire body would shout him, that one, Lewis Hamilton, him. Like the world is a bookshop where Sebastian could just point and say I'll have the driver with the big brown eyes and too long eyelashes and tooth gap and Lewis would be his, wrapped in brown paper and bookmarked at all the places that makes Sebastian’s mouth go dry.
But it isn’t, he can’t, and now that single retired Lewis is staying, for the first time in years, in a motorhome right next door it isn’t so easy to ignore. They stayed at the track an extra night. Jenson was delighted enough to have the three of them all in the same place that Sebastian was able to go along with it, Lewis as indulgent in Jenson’s antics as ever.
Sebastian stares at the ceiling and waits for sleep, but it didn't come. He finally drags himself out of bed, not bothering with shoes, and went back out into the front part.
Lewis’s forgotten blue blanket is visible in the moonlight, thrown over the side of his couch.
"Well, fuck," Sebastian mutters. He glances up at the front door. It’s not like Lewis desperately needs the blanket or anything; surely he'd survive one night without it. He’s a grown man. Sebastian hadn’t even realised he still had it until this weekend.
Just that Lewis apparently liked it. Liked it enough to go out of his way to pack it, instead of more clothes or shoes or jewellery. Sebastian found him wearing it as a robe two mornings ago. He hadn’t been able to read his voice when he overheard him telling Jenson that it was nice — soft — but he sounded honest all the same. And Sebastian had been the one that had gotten it for him.
He had grabbed it from a random shop in a random airport years ago because Lewis wouldn’t stop frowning, hands tucked into his armpits, as he insisted he wasn’t cold and Sebastian couldn’t wrap himself around him for body heat so he did the next best thing.
It was nearly half three in the morning, when everyone should be in bed.
Sebastian grabbed Lewis’s blanket from the couch and walked outside. He pushed Lewis’s door open, rolling his eyes at how it was unlocked. He didn’t hear anything.
Two giant suitcases are open on the floor of the motorhome, clothes hanging up in an open wardrobe. There’s a towel on one chair. A very complicated music desktop set is spread out on a table. Jenson’s helmet is sitting on the lid of a third suitcase — this one closed. Sebastian’s is beside it. They look like they’ve been cleaned. Sebastian had the one Lewis gave him already tucked away in his bags.
A sleeping Lewis is curled up on top of a book on his bed. His phone is face down on the floor of the bed beside him. He’s shirtless, lounge pants low on his hips, and barefoot. He’s got the sheets all tangled up at his calves. He shifts.
Sebastian freezes.
Lewis mumbles something, hands coming up to curl under his chin, and settles down again.
When he hears Lewis’s deep, even breaths resume, Sebastian moves again. For all the clutter, the floor is clean and empty. Lewis’s shoes pressed up against the wall. Sebastian spreads open the top edge of the blanket and quickly, quietly tucks it around Lewis —
Who blinks up at him. "Seb?"
"Sorry, sorry," he tells Lewis, who has one eye open. There is a crumble of sleep clinging to his lashes.
"Brought back your blanket."
"Okay." Lewis nods and closes his eyes, and soon his breathing goes back to its deep, even rhythm — the same rhythm Sebastian has listened for and fallen asleep to in a dozen different countries, across over ten years of their lives.
Sebastian lingers there for a minute. The door makes barely a sound when he shuts it.
He is so fucked.
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kazoologist · 1 month
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I have decided I hate the Australia race bc for real this weekend has literally just started and baby I am *cursed* cursed
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mello-when-hi · 6 months
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Tag at least six people (can be more than six if you want), and say at least one nice thing about or to each of them. Can be mutuals, can be people you follow, can be people you don’t know but just happen to exist in the same circle(s) with. All you gotta do is tag them and say something nice about/to them :)
I was tagged by these lovely people (and decided to pull an uno reverse card on ALL OF THEM >:) : @bottleofchaos , @rebelwithoutabroom , @findinghomes , and @wolfboypunzo
@findinghomes- Finn, you make every space you enter just a bit more brighter, always a kind word to say to someone’s latest creation. Your writing never fails to take my breath away. You manage to capture such raw emotion, you put so much of yourself into your writing and it shows!!
@blocksforbrains - hiya Blocks!! I feel like it’s been a while since our paths have crossed, but we’ve been mutuals since before this blog was created, thanks for sticking around for the ride :)
@latenightsinmay - May!! Gosh, it feels like we’ve been mutual for forever. You’re someone I’ve come to depend on, still hanging on during the rainy days. Thanks you for quality tags and some amazing pjo posts
@wolfboypunzo - Asher!!! You lovely sweet human!! A frequent goer of my inbox!! I’m happy we found each other, you’re a little ray of sunshine, always with something kind to say. You’ve stuck with me through it all, and I’m happy you’re here.
@mahikamihan - Yumi!! Your art never fails to warm my heart!! I love how you always encourage those around you, it’s always a good day when I see you on the dash. Thank you for always bringing the community together by proposing fun little events, our fandom is brighter with you in it
@demonstars - nunki!!! I can always count on you to understand the cdnf demons. Your skillfully crafted posts never fail to shatter my heart in two, thank you for keeping the demons and insanities of Dnf alive and well
@hearvex - fun story H. I randomly saw one of your edits on YT before you joined the fandom and was immediately shocked. It was utterly stunning, unlike anything I had ever seen. Imagine my surprise when I saw you on tumblr, it was like seeing god at Walmart. Being mutuals with you has always been an utter delight, this fandom is better with you in it :)
@rebelwithoutabroom - Taizi!!! An awesome writer and an even better tumblr mutual. Thanks for being my hype person whenever I’m pitching fic plots, and thanks for letting me bounce ideas off you. I can’t wait to see what you create next, I’m lucky to have you as a mutual
@bottleofchaos - Ocean! Thank you for always being there to back up my Greek mythology/ Dnf parallels, you are an absolute gem! There’s always so much humanity in your fics, a fitting reflection of the person writing them
@jupitersthirdstar - Jay!! Thank you for the top tier fic recs and being someone I know I can turn to when things get a little crazy here. I love your loveposting, keep doing your thing!!
@froggyrights - hi Charlie! I know we haven’t been mutuals for too long, but I’ve always thought you were hella cool. I started playing undertale on your recommendation, and I feel like that set the tone for the sort of mutual you are (someone with absolutely based takes)
@rosy-skies - Rosie, oh my dear Rosie. If there was anyone that had to be part of all this I’m glad it was you. Thanks for being *here* with me, seeing the side of me that’s here online. It’s been an utter delight having you here, love ya
@suenitos - Nov, one day I’m going to hold you accountable for your web weaves because they don’t leave me teary eyed every. Damn. Time. You have an incredible scope for all the emotions a human can feel, thank you for unknowingly introducing me to some of my best inspiration
@minecraftdog - Mandragora!!! You always leave the most delightful things in my notes and all around one of the kindest people here, I’m happy to know I have you in my corner
@bagelrites - resident skephaloer and maker of adorable art!! Your stories are always so cozy, thank you for making our corner of the fandom all the more lovely with your creations
This is the part where I’m brave and say wonderful things to people I’m not mutuals with but I still need them to know that I think they’re amazing
@anonysage - your art never fails to take my breath away. You always manage to capture so much intimacy in your work, weaving an adorable narrative into everything you create. Thank you for sharing what you do with this fandom
@wolflyndraws - your designs are utterly STUNNING! The colors you use are always so bright and your Dream design is perfect in every sense of the word. I love all the darling au’s you put Dnf in, I get so excited seeing your creations!!! (Also I am an AVID enjoyer of your mermaid au, the colors you have for the tails are MARVELOUS and bright and just so so fitting for the people they’ve been crafted for)
@jun-hug - your little blob doodles always put a smile on my face!! I have two younger siblings who also enjoy your art and we love ‘awww-ing’ over the adorable drawings you’ve made!!!
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fcb-mv33 · 1 year
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Post debrief with Christian and Marko💞
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boydykepdf · 7 months
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was so overjoyed abt having local dykes in my area again that i forgot the epic highs + lows of trying 2 get dykes 2 be normal over text…
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figuerockfaeth · 6 months
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need a friend who does not prioritize a romantic relationship over ours desperately i’m so lonely lmao
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hyaciiintho · 8 months
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🌸。*゚+. Happy Munday ♡ Do we still do these?? I dunno, I’m old and tired lol Hope everyone has a lovely day ✨
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sweetandglovelyart · 1 month
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Got the new Peach game, and I also still have the original one that I played as a kid 👑
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