#I’m not ready for you

[gift-of-prophecy]

people who complain about gale yapping too much don’t understand the sixth secret love language: infodumping

#like if i’m not telling you everything about smth i love… we are not tight #i fell for him immediately bc i was like OH!!! HES DOING WHAT I DO TO EVERYONE I LOVE!!! SHUT UP!!’ #also character who is so ready to fall first and harder… how could i resist #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate 3 #bg3

[magic-owl]

I don’t believe in gatekeeping at all but if you flat out admit to me that you’ve consumed little to ZERO of the canon media and have gotten all of your information based off of reading fluffy fic with woobified characters, I will not be taking ANY of your fandom opinions or meta seriously

#i will clarify: you’re more than allowed to have fun! write all the fic you want and play in the sandbox! #but do NOT ever act like you know what you’re talking about lol #‘canon is Wrong and i’ve only read fanfic so that makes me an expert on these characters uwu’ #STOP IT NO #one of my friends thought i shouldn’t kick the beehive #but i’m ready #owl blabs

[siriuslemonmuffin]

instead of bitching why don’t we all just be thankful ao3 doesn’t have ads xxx

#ao3 #respect authors #fan fiction #stop crying bitch boy they’ll update when they’re ready #faith shit posts #fanfic author appreciation #but like genuinely understand what i’m saying here #no ads = no revenue #=authors don’t get paid #and so riddle me this wise guy #why are you whimpering and begging in comments for updates #from authors who are providing you with their work #FOR FREE?!

[dollylex]

“that’s my fucking girl” while ur making me cum on ur cock <3

#dollylex #my post #dumb dolly thoughts #i have an audio recording ready but i’m only posting it if u guys promise to send me asks/messages telling me what you thought about it 😡

[azukisprouts]

asajksjdjkksjdkk DEAD PLATE

Full painting under the cut!

I am. so normal about these three.

#my art #azuki does an art #azuki does a video #my art 2023 #dead plate #dead plate game #rody dead plate #vince dead plate #tw: horror #tw: cannibalism #there is an inherent homoeroticism in cannibalism prove me wrong #ALSO ALSO ALSO #so spoilers but I assume you’ve finished the game but if Vince was going to feed Manon to Rody #because he thought love might make it taste better #then turns around and tries to eat Rody himself #like. do you see what I’m saying #help was this intentional #Rody isn’t ready for a girlfriend and Vince definitely isn’t ready for a boyfriend but I think they could be so bad for each other #mostly Vince #mostly Vince would be bad for Rody #besides the eating him part

[sainteddie]

i just think that….

“i don’t think you’re a fraud. i just think that maybe you’re not sure of your own feelings yet… and if there’s something you need to tell eddie… you will. in your own time.”

…..was a super neat thing for her to say.

#i’m absolutely stunned by how this played out #like none of this was framed like he was concerned about telling people he likes a man… it was about telling EDDIE #at this point i almost feel like #he can’t place why he behaved that way.. because it’s not necessarily how he would have reacted if it were anyone else #he literally tells maddie the fact that it was a guy wasn’t the point. it was the eddie of it all #like? once eddie knows he’s fully ready to take tommy to maddie’s wedding… with HIS PARENTS #and everyone else they know #buck baby… you are so close #911 spoilers #cass chats

[nionom-art]

One, two, skip a few… it’s finished!

#I would post the work in progress stuffs too but I’m just too impatient and want to show the finished product to you guys #miraculous ladybug #color wheel challenge #art challenge #art #miraculous #mlb #ml #ladybug #rena rouge #miraculous queen bee #carapace #bunnix #argos #purple tigress #pigella #man am I ready for this to be done #purple tigress is technically magenta but I really didn’t want to draw HawkMoth so yeah #purple tigress it is

[elya-art16]

🫴

#fanart #artists on tumblr #art #stranger things fanart #stranger things #stranger things fandom #mike wheeler #mike wheeler fanart #byler #byler fanart #listen #everyone’s always talking about mike coming out to Will or El first #but I need him to come out to his mom first #like full on visceral sobbing in his moms arms #there’s no way there just gonna give us Karen trying to get him to open up every season #and not expect me not to want this #imagine Mike comes home already ready to snap #and his mom sees and asks him what’s wrong #and bro just breaks tf down in his moms arms #and like tells her he’s gay or he’s in love with Will idk #do you see the vision #karen wheeler #stranger things season 5 #ignore how sketchy this is #I’m dying #you have no idea #I’ve been thinking about this for weeks #lgbtqia #coming out #angst

[idontevenremember5minutesago]

#IM STILL PROCESSING OKAY #you are not allowed to say anything about my taste #he’s voiced by Alex Brightman #and he can sing and he’s funny #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel #if Adam has one fan I’m them #I wasn’t ready to say goodbye l #my trash fav #i can fix him

[mew-sanctuary]

So about a year ago, I started this Mewtwo style study, drawing some of the babytwos from members of the amazing commewnity, as well as some other characters from artists I greatly enjoy. Kappa, as a kangaskhan fusion, has natural motherly instincts and attracts children.

I tried to keep the proportions and shapes as accurate as possible to study as many designs and details as possible.

Featuring in approximately left to right order:

Pigment from @xxtc-96xx

Marshmallow from @polteashop

Copper from @absolutedream-art

Nana from @dxzziie

Momo from @loupy-mongoose

Chilli from @penumbramewtwos

Twotwo from @whatifmw

Blu from @mewtwoandme

Dot from @oddestoddish

Novus from @mew-dump

Oddy from @phlurrii

Red from @pokemon-ash-aus

Pip from @blues-sues

Contrast from @paradoxiusblack

Mizuki from @secret-mewtwo

Matcha from @inaris-pokemon-world

Bingo from @askvekpa

#my art #I worked on this off and on for over a year #I never had a layout planned I just started drawing one character at a time #thank you tc for having so many useful pose references #it’s also a way to say thank you to all the amazing artists here. #commewnity #I think I’m figuring out my mewtwo style #but the variety of shapes and designs is amazing #though hands are still difficult #thank you all for letting me be part of this community #kappa mewtwo #Zed mew #Eevee #mewtwo #mew #tandamaus #togepi #sinistea #babytwos! #I was hoping to have this ready for Mother’s Day last year. #that obviously didn’t happen. #so happy Valentine’s Day

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Ares: you’ve made an enemy for life!!

Percy: I think you mean that you’ve made an enemy for life square up bitch ( ੭눈 _ 눈 )੭

#was anyone else vividly reminded of Son of Neptune where Percy meets Mars and is like ‘idk who you are but I’m ready to fight’ #that boy is always ready to throw hands with the god of war #percy pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy series #pjo ep 8 #ares pjo #pjoverse #pjo disney+ #pjo fandom #pjo spoilers #pjo series #pjo tv show

[yea-baiyi]

say what you want about svsss but hands down the most distraught i have ever been while reading a mxtx novel is after the bing-ge extra. what do you mean he asked shen qingqiu to come with him. what do you mean “it’s not fair”. what do you mean he looked back.

#svsss #luo binghe #luo bingge #lbh #meta stuff #every time i read that part i literally have to just stop to recover #because what the hell. he’s making his escape but at the last moment he turns. #he turns and looks back and then he vanished forever. and the narration is shocked #that it was so easy. #what in the eurydice mangan’s sister and lot’s wife have you done to me #turned into a pillar of salt #i don’t know if i have it in me to be more eloquent about this. it’s just. #out of everything this is just the ultimate tragedy #the fact that it’s just part of an extra. the FIRST extra #i just sit there like i’m supposed to just move on from that????? i’m supposed to read ahead and watch bingqiu fuck #and not want to rip my own heart out?????? #i just. i just. i said i’m not ready to get into it with svsss i just know it’ll break me

[nomazee]

"Ranpo. I'm falling asleep, man."

Your complaints are met with Ranpo's own disgruntled mumbles pressed into the damp skin of your neck. "Don't call me man. I'm trying to kiss you and that's what I get?"

"Trying to kiss me while I'm trying to sleep. Can you wait for the morning?"

Apparently, he can't, because he stays in his position on top of you. Every line of his body is pressed into yours as his arms stay wrapped around your shoulders, pulling you in and keeping you locked. You don't hate this, truthfully, but you are falling asleep. The only thing keeping you awake is your annoying partner who you love but also want to kick out of the bed for the night.

Ranpo trails innocent open-mouthed kisses along the soft part beneath your jawline before moving up to the corner of your mouth. He sighs a content little hum into your skin and you have to fight back a shiver. He's awfully good at this. You know he's not trying to do any more than kissing—he never does when you're both bone tired and swaddled in bed—but his incessant gestures are inching you more and more to full consciousness and you really need to get a full seven hours of sleep tonight.

"I need it," he tells you, earnest in the way he always is when the exhaustion starts to make his clever brain fuzzy. He's always a little more mushy with you past eleven PM, words and thoughts and actions slurring into one barely cohesive jumble. "Just a little. Won’t you do it for me? 'Cause you love me 'nd all."

He needs it. Good god. He’s gonna kill you with that one day.

Whatever smart response bubbling on your tongue immediately fizzes out when he covers your lips with his own. Hot and slow breaths puff between the both of you as he moves his mouth against yours in slow, pliant motions. You're far too weak for him and far too awake now, so you let him take you apart just for a moment, just to take the edge off his spontaneous neediness.

"Yeah, sure. Love you and whatever," you manage to squeeze out between his perpetual line of kisses, now spanning across your lips and to your cheek and the spot right beneath your eye, close enough to let you feel the way his soft breaths flutter against your eyelashes.

"One more," he tells you—but it's more like he's telling himself. Like a goal, a promise, a self-fulfilled prophecy. "Just one. M'kay? Then you can fall asleep all early like you're a senior citizen."

"This senior citizen is letting you kiss them, baby. Don't complain."

And, oh, isn't it such a delight, hearing the way his breaths turn shaky for just a second after the nickname leaves your mouth. Every time you call him baby he goes shaky and bashful, too embarrassed to say anything smart. It’s his weak point and you’re too addicted to be good about it.

“If you wake me up early,” you tell him, finally able to pry his face away from yours with the help of a firm hand cupping his cheek, “I’ll make you breakfast. And you can kiss me again. I’ll even walk to the store and get that good jam that you like.”

“You’re a good bargainer.”

“Comes with the job. Will you let me go to bed now?”

He makes a contemplative noise, a hum that buzzes through your fingertips from where you hold his face. “I said one more, right?”

Indeed he did. With a sigh, you let him press a big stupid kiss on your lips, complete with an obnoxiously loud mwah! sound effect from him that you roll your eyes at. What a man-child.

(You still walk to the store for him in the morning. You’re weak at heart, really.)

#ranpo x reader #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #ranpo edogawa x reader #edogawa ranpo x reader #bsd drabble #ranpo drabble #bsd x you #bungou stray dogs x you #ranpo x you #quick drabble i wrote while actually in a haze last night #i barely proofread… i cant promise that this is legible… #i should be finishing up the chuuya request in like 2 days #and then the other requests will follow #i’m so excited omfg #send more in if u want guys i’m ready and willing and able

[sadgirlautumn]

Please reblog this and tell me what songs you skip on reputation in the tags (or if you don’t skip any at all) I’m so curious!

#for me it depends because if I know I don’t have time for the whole album I skip ready for it/end game/call it what you want/new years day #and when I’m listening to it with my parents I always skip dress and so it goes #but in general if I’m choosing to listen to rep I usually listen to the whole album with no skips #autumn rambles #taylor swift #reputation

[monstersandbrothers]

this video……most Haunted of all

#wherever you are #wherever you go #just when you think you’ve forgotten #just know this video is lurking #ready to psychologically damage you all over again #Michael rosenbaum modern day hero #real things that exited Jackles mouth #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #Jensen ackles #jared padalecki #j2 #listen I’m not a tinhat it’s all just for giggles

[robertdarlingdog]

Unfinished but I’m drawing Welcome Home characters as Funko pops cuz I love them so much (I would buy these)

Eddie isn’t finished yet but I’m hoping to do all of them!

I FINISHED ALL THE NEIGHBORS LOOK HERE:

I’m tired of people like this one but not the actual finished one 😭

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #Funko pop #Funko #not actually merch lmao #sadly #welcome home Wally #welcome home Barnaby #welcome home Eddie #Wally darling #barnaby b beagle #eddie dear #drawing Funko pops is oddly relaxing #anyways have you guys seen the Barnaby plush teaser yet #I’m ready to spend my life savings on that pooch #my depression will be cured! #shit I’m late to work cuz of these #doodles