#I’m not lactose intolerant but I also don’t really like drinking milk

[twisted-lover-boys]

Hello! I was wondering if you can do a dorm leaders who's s/o who's lactose intolerant and keeps eating drinking/eating something with dairy in it?

Lactose Intolerant Partner Keeps Eating Dairy

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Oh my god I have a friend that does this constantly and I’m always worried for their health like bro stop?? Like, I know ice cream and cheese is good but my god I worry for you

Also I was running out of foods…so…yeah

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Riddle was pleased that you told him that you were lactose intolerant because now he is able to make sure you don’t have any dairy in your dishes

Cut to lunch time and Riddle who is making his way over to the cafeteria ready to share lunch with his dorm mates and boyfriend

He finally sits down next to you and sees you with a salad. Totally normal but there’s quite a lot of cheese on it. Why would you have that for lunch?

Then he sees you take a huge bite out of it and then starts panicking

He’s sitting there freaking out while you’re just sitting there chilling and he shouts “why did you eat that?!” and you just go “‘cause it’s good?” and continue eating

The next day he cares for you while you’re having the stomach ache of a lifetime but he’s scolding you the entire time and it’s not fun

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Leona doesn’t really care that you’re lactose intolerant but he knows what you should and shouldn’t eat

For lunch, he finally dragged himself to the cafeteria solely so that he could sleep next to you

He finds you and sees you with a cup of milk. He wonders why you have it but he decided to not question you

Until you took the biggest chug and then the panic set in

Of course he doesn’t show it but he asks you why you drank a whole cup of milk. When you said “it just taste’s good.” the anxiety really set in

Leona chilled out when you only had a stomach ache and just kinda laid down with you the whole day

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Not knowing much about surface people, Azul asked you to explain your lactose intolerance so that he can be safer with you

As he walks into the cafeteria, he spots you with Floyd and Jade already eating

As he sits down next to you, he sees that you have a rather large pudding cup next to you but assumes you’re holding for a friend of yours

Then you pick up a spoon and take a bite out of it and he’s starting to freak out

He doesn’t know the full extent of lactose intolerance so he’s freaking out and asking why you’d do such a thing but the response “it just tastes good” broke him

He’s glad the only thing you got was a stomach ache but he would not stop scolding you for hurting yourself like this

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Oh poor boy Kalim is so sad! You can’t have anything that has dairy in it but now that he knows he can be more careful with food around you

Lunch time is his favorite time of the day not only because he’s hungry but because he gets to hang out with you and Jamil

When he finally found you he sat down next to you and saw that you with a cup of custard

He didn’t think anything of it until he saw you eat it

He and Jamil starting kinda freaking out but you looked blissfully indifferent saying that “it’s really good though” when he told you to stop eating it

He was very sad when you were bed-bound with a stomach ache but was happy Jamil helped him figure out what to do

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Vil is very serious about your lactose intolerance and adjusts a lot of things for you that could cause a reaction

He was walking to the cafeteria, pondering what he should eat for lunch when he saw you

He sits down next to you and sees you with a cup of yogurt and doesn’t think much about it

That was, until he saw you eat it and he could feel the stress coming

He tried his best to be calm as he asked you why you ate it but he got more stressed when you said “I don’t know. It’s just good”

Vil scolded you as you lay in bed with a horrible stomach ache all while he took care of you. Truly unpleasant

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Idia, once you tell him you’re lactose intolerant, looks up what foods are safe for you and which are not so that he knows what he can’t and can give you

Idia doesn’t normally go to the cafeteria for lunch as he just eats in his room but you have an easy way of persuading him

He let go of a large breath he didn’t know he was holding until you waved them over to a few other Ignihyde students but he saw you with…is that milk candy?

He’s silently freaking out while watching you eat because Great Seven you’re lactose intolerant and if you keep going you’re not going to like the outcome

He silently asks why you’re eating milk candy and when you say “it’s just good” makes him question if you really are lactose intolerant or just don’t care

His question was answered when you just stayed in his bed all day having a stomach ache while he played video games; you really just don’t care

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Malleus doesn’t understand the more complex things about humans so you telling and explaining that you’re lactose intolerant helps him a lot

You invited him to lunch to sit with him and a few friends of yours and was super excited to be with you

He finally saw you and sat down with you while trying to make light conversation when he saw you had a bowl of mac and cheese

Now why in the world would you have that—oh Great Seven you’re eating it

He politely and silently asked why you were eating something you shouldn’t eat when you said “‘cause it’s good. Why wouldn’t I eat it?”

Malleus is fully ready to let you face the consequences of your actions while equally doting on you

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[ifbrd]

Yesterday I asked for clarity that the one end gag from the original Animaniacs was the only mention of Yakko being lactose intolerant. The reason I asked is because I find it funny that we all saw that moment and said “alright! Yakko is lactose intolerant! He said it himself!” Because that isn’t actually what Yakko said. The exact quote is “I’m allergic to anything with lactose in it!” He isn’t lactose intolerant, he’s allergic to lactose—and yes, there is a difference.

The difference is that being intolerant to a food is a digestive issue, it’s your digestive system saying “um…idk what to do with this…good luck!” While allergies are immune issues, basically your immune system saying “THIS FOOD IS TRYING TO KILL US EVERYONE ATTACK!” Intolerances are usually mild, and allergies can range from mild to fatal.

And I really don’t think this was a case of the writers just saying “allergic” so kids would understand or anything like that. Being lactose intolerant is super common and I think most people, kids included, have a basic idea of what it means. Certainly, if I had to wager a guess, I’d say more people know what being “lactose intolerant” means than what being “hypoglycemic” means.

So if we are basing this entire diagnosis solely off of what Yakko said, it’s probably less likely that eating or drinking lactose makes him gassy and more likely that it gives him a rash or something. Hopefully it isn’t something like his throat swells up or anything like that but that’s also a very common symptom of a food allergy.

I’m not necessarily saying we all collectively change our interpretation of Yakko's medical issues or start writing him as having an allergy, I just find it funny that we all jumped on this bandwagon (myself included, which you’d think I’d know better, having food allergies myself lol) without actually thinking about what he was really saying.

One reason I find this funny/interesting is if he had instead said “I’m intolerant to peanuts” (which admittedly I’ve never heard of, but I’m sure it’s an issue for someone somewhere) we would have instead all had this idea that Yakko was deathly allergic to peanuts and required an epipen. Like we, understandably, associate the problems with the food, not the diagnosis. Someone has issues with lactose? They must be lactose intolerant because that’s what most people with lactose issues have. They have an issue with peanuts? They must have a peanut allergy because that’s what most people with issues with peanuts have. It makes sense that we came to the conclusion that we did, it’s just interesting to me.

The other reason I find this interpretation funny is because while the fandom, at least from what I’ve seen, seems to present Yakko’s symptoms as being more of an intolerance, it seems that the presentation of Yakko’s actions because of his lactose issues, line up more with that of an allergy. The best example of this I think is actually when it’s mentioned in the reboot in the “We Could Try to do it, Santa” song. In the song, Wakko sings “And Yakko can’t drink milk at all, the lactose makes him gassy!” In this line, Wakko describes Yakko’s symptoms as that he gets gas, which suggests that Yakko is in fact lactose intolerant. However, Wakko saying that Yakko can’t drink milk at all, to me, makes this sound more like an allergy. Look, I’m sure there are people out there who don’t ever eat lactose because they are lactose intolerant, but from what I’ve read online and witnessed from friends who are lactose intolerant…let me tell you, it doesn’t seem to prevent them from consuming foods with lactose AT ALL. One friend I’ve seen eat ice cream and another I’ve had tell me she wasn’t feeling good because she brought Mac and cheese for lunch. Lactose intolerance doesn’t seem to stop them from eating dairy at all, it only seems to influence how much they eat. Wakko saying that his brother “can’t drink milk at all” sounds like Yakko doesn’t risk it, and I just don’t buy that if Yakko was lactose intolerant that he would avoid consuming anything with lactose ever. I especially don’t buy this for rebooted-Yakko-“some of us are trying to lay in bed quietly, contemplating the brief nature of our existence”-Warner. If Yakko is lactose intolerant you know damn well he’d take a jug of ice cream and say “haha, YOLO!” And eat the whole thing in one sitting. However, if the issue was that it’s an allergy, I could see Yakko avoiding milk and such, just because allergies tend to be more severe. My friend might be willing to eat Mac and cheese for lunch and risk wanting to sit on the toilet all afternoon, but I am not willing to eat a pb&j for lunch and risk spending my afternoon in the ER. I’m not saying if Yakko is allergic to it he’d be needing an epipen and being rushed to the hospital after consuming (although you angst lovers I’m sure will have a field day with that and I respect this) because the issue could totally be something mild as well. Maybe he gets a rash, maybe his lips feel badly chapped, maybe his throat doesn’t swell up but it does feel itchy, etc. Who the heck knows.

Again I’m not saying we all course correct and make Yakko have a lactose allergy, do what you want with this information. I just had this epiphany yesterday and thought it was interesting.

#Animaniacs #animaniacs yakko #yakko warner

[dutifullyshamelessearthquake]

I realized based off of your works, both Lyney and Cyno have the “eating things I shouldn’t gene” but in different flavors. Lyney I feel like eats something he shouldn’t without realizing it, suffers the consequences later. Why did he not check if the milk was off? He can’t tell you. He acts all put together but he’s low key a little dumb lol 😂

Cyno is more of the “i don’t get sick ever thus drinking milk three days old can’t hurt me *dabs*” probably because he’s gotten away with it before without issue. But it’s that 1% that he’s never ever ready for.

it would also be funny to me if they both where slightly lactose intolerant so why are they drinking milk in the first place?? Idk if that head cannon fully works tho

But now I’m just rambling, cuz I’m bored at work okay bye~~

Excuse me, no, this is perfect and I LOVE IT!!

Lyney is a lovable idiot, especially in this au, he would absolutely be doing silly things like that 😭 He'd eat leftovers that's been in the fridge for a month and then be surprised when it makes him sick because "how was i supposed to know it's gone off?"

He knows a hundred card tricks off the top of his head, but he doesn't think to check the expiration date on the milk. That's it, that's his character in this AU summed up, and I adore it SO MUCH.

And CYNO YES- he's got a great immune system and an iron stomach, which means he does a lot of stupid stuff because he sometimes gets away with it 😭 Everything from running through the snow without a thick jacket to drinking expired milk, he thinks it's safe to risk it until it inevitably is not.

Tighnari hates this, he's like a disappointed parent. If he sees old leftovers in the fridge, he knows he has to throw it out because god forbid Cyno decides he can eat it.

Also following up on that, I love the idea of both Cyno and Lyney being slightly lactose intolerant?? That's perfect?? They're both 100% the type that would ignore that they really shouldn't be eating it, because "damn it the cheese tastes good"

This has brought me so much joy to think about- Never apologise for rambles, they are so welcome!!

I'm a little late to answering this, because work has been insanely busy with the holidays starting and all 😭

#earthquake author's note #sickfic #genshin sickfic #genshin emeto #emeto #nausea #sickfic prompts #sickfic headcanons

[frog4278]

Some useless Stranger Things headcanons from @dawg3i and I

Mike has OCD and if his schedule is disrupted he will combust

He's also lactose intolerant and is that one kid who has to drink skim and almond milk

Despite this he will still eat dairy products no matter how sick it makes him

He takes out the pickles and tomatoes from his burger, eats plain hotdogs, and eats his fries with mustard. Sick in the head how did Will fall for him

Steve always carries around chapstick, he just has a drawer of nice lip balm

Will is allergic to nuts. What a loser. He and Mike belong together as losers with food allergies

Lucas is terrified of snails and Erica will pick them up after it rains and chase him around

He will climb the tallest tree to get away from her while screaming at the top of his lungs

Mike is the guy who considers ketchup spicy

Robin's that kid at the table that dares Steve to mix chocolate milk and cheese and drink it for ten bucks

Steve is like that middle school friend I had who would drink hot sauce for fun

Dustin's the person who pops chip bags and empty milk cartons and makes everyone think someone fired a gun

If you emptied his backpack you would find an impossible amount of crumbs, crumpled homework, and quarters

Dustin does that thing when you don’t have your homework but you have to act like you lost it

Mike, Nancy, and Robin are the ones who own an air fryer. Robin's was a gift from Nancy

Everyone is banned from the kitchen except Steve and sometimes Nancy only because she actually knows how to cook

Steve’s house holds THE sleepovers ever. He always has the freezer stocked with ice cream for the kids

His parents are never home so literally almost every weekend they’re all over there having the monopoly game of a lifetime

Max and Mike always fight over the car

Max ALWAYS wins

Dustin is always the first to go bankrupt. He's all strategic and talks big game and all of the sudden starts going bankrupt

Will is the banker and has to stop others from stealing money when he isn't looking

The UNO games. Oh man.

Everyone is yelling which person has two cards or three cards and begging each other to target someone else even when they clearly have two cards

And then El just says "Uno" out of nowhere and everyone turns their attention to her at lightning speed

Steve and Dustin keep going after each other even when they have like, half the deck

They both have the most cards and they still put down their best cards when it goes their way. At some point it’s not about winning but having at least a LITTLE less cards than the other

After El wins three games in a row everyone starts suspecting she’s using her powers

Dustin: No I fucking bet it she’s looking through Eddie’s eyes at his cards

Eddie: SHE CAN SEE THROUGH MY EYES?

Eddie starts squinting really hard to the point where he can hardly see his cards

Twister always comes down to El and Dustin (No collarbones comes in pretty handy)

El got tested on as a child, I know she can twist into pretzel ass moves (Also because she's hypermobile)

Jenga is always insane

El gets accused of keeping the tower in place when she and Max go

El: My nose would be bleeding

Lucas: YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR NOSE

Max: Literally she isn’t

El, clearly holding her nose:

Max gaslights everyone

Dustin: SHE'S HOLDING HER NOSE, MAX

Robin: I don’t think so

Mike: YOU TOO?

It gets to the point where even Nancy is like nah. I don’t see her doin that. And then all the boys realize they have a unspoken truce

The boys team up and scheme in the corner but they end up failing even when El doesn’t use her powers

Dustin: Don’t tip it over

Steve: I’m not

Dustin:

Dustin: Steve don’t tip it over

Steve: I’m literally gonna kick this thing over because of you

#stranger things #stranger things season 4 #stranger things s4 #st4 #mike wheeler #steve harrington #will byers #lucas sinclair #erica sinclair #robin buckley #dustin henderson #el byers #el hopper #jane hopper #eleven #nancy wheeler #max mayfield #eddie munson #byler #just a tad #we're funny I promise

[engeorged]

Taking the Plunge Part 3

Part 2 here

After the mall event Luke and I really hit it off. We spent a few weeks online exchanging photos and he would set me little challenges for the day. He had a real fun sense of humour and so they would always be interesting. Every few days I would have pizza delivery guys turn up at my place ten minutes after I’d finished a meal. He knew I’d already eaten because we’d just spoken about it but then I’d relent and eat whatever he had sent over. We had one time where I had a little watch he sent over and every time it vibrated I had to drink a pint of milk. I managed to down about 12 pints across the course of the afternoon. With the last four in quite rapid succession. It’s a good job I’m not lactose intolerant or else I would have had some serious trouble. My belly was super swollen that evening! He was clearly stretching me as the challenges were getting slightly harder and with much more food every time.

My belly was growing and responding well. In about 6 weeks I had added 15lbs, all of which was heading to my even meatier belly. It was turning into the exact type of gut I was hoping for. Round and perky. Luke had done a lot of research and so was helping me work on a work out plan plan that would keep me toned but not impede the belly growth too much. I was spending a few hours in the gym every day and a few more hours eating!

We had had a few successful dates as well, a few trips to the cinema where I had obviously eaten my own body weight in popcorn! I’d never let myself eat popcorn like that before, normally only eating it with no toppings as part of a health plan. But eating the sweet buttery popcorn at the cinema was amazing. Luke had snuck in a gallon of milk as well so by the time the film was over I was round and tight and struggling to breathe. There’s something about eating in the dark which makes you not realise how much is going in! We came out laughing and nursing my distended belly as I practically had to roll myself home!

Other than these few dates and the daily online feeding sessions I didn’t really know loads about Luke and yet I was definitely falling for him. He was such a confident presence when I was with him. He was obviously a knowledgable feeder as well, he really did know his stuff about how to get me bloated. The challenges he set me felt fun and spontaneous but I had a sneaking suspicion that they were very tailored and thought through. Whenever I expressed that I was feeling full or a bit sick, he would always know what to do or what to say to me to get me to calm down. He had a few tricks as well to help with digestion and a few massage pressure points which I think helped move food about when I needed the space.

My belly was now starting to be impossible to hide with baggy clothes. People who knew me were staring to talk behind my back and the constant looks I would get from people thirsting after me were starting to dry up. For the first time in my life I wasn’t the focal point of attention wherever I went. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still fucking hot, it’s just when people see the belly first they don’t often see the rest of me. This was starting to dent my own confidence a bit, but at the same time I was loving what I was becoming. In some ways the constant attention was tiring. People treating me like a fuck toy can be fun but also very dehumanising. Attractive people don’t always have the best time in life, no matter what instagram tells you.

Anyway, I decided I wanted to get to know Luke a bit better so I asked him out for a proper date. I booked a nice Thai restaurant near my house which felt like a bit of a risk, being on my own territory, but the food was really good and it meant we could go back to mine afterwards. We met outside and headed in. The waiter took our orders and we set about the task of talking about our lives. I learnt all about Luke’s family and his upbringing. He was the youngest of five brothers, whereas I am also the youngest but with 3 older sisters. He told me about his job as hedge fund manager which I understood about a quarter of. Suffice to say I now know how he had the money to keep sending me pizzas every day! It was good to get to know him more. The starters came, which were delicious, I’m not sure if Luke slipped some of his on to my plate when I wasn’t looking but he flat out denied it with a cheeky smile.

Our mains arrived shortly after we’d finished, mine a duck panang curry with coconut rice and a large bowl of Thai crackers. Luke had ordered a massive bowl of Pad Thai with came with loads of king prawns and chicken pieces. We dove in and the conversion kept on going. It was so easy with him. I felt such a rush of happiness, it was intoxicating. By the time our plates were empty I had hardly even noticed that I’d finished. I leant back, pleasantly full, as our plates were taken away. I could see Luke’s eyes, eying up my belly, not quite as swollen as it usually was but it was a little distended. One of the reasons I chose this place was the portion size. I caught his eye and he grinned wickedly. I was definitely ready to go back to my place to get to know him even better. I caught the waiters eye to get the bill and he looked a bit panicked and dashed off. A few moments later he came back carrying bowls of food. He put a duck panang in front of me and a Pad Thai in front of Luke and rushed off again before we could say anything.

‘What’s happening?’ I said to Luke, laughing

‘I don’t think he realised we’d eaten?’ He said.

The smell of the food was incredible. It was so good the first time round. I stared at the food for a little while.

‘We should tell him. I’ve worked in hospitality and if he gets found out, they’ll probably dock his wages.’ I said, looking for him.

Hurrrying back with the rice and crackers the waiter comes in.

‘I’m so sorry this is so late. Please accept our apologies.’

‘It’s ok man, we’ve eaten already.’ I admit

The waiter looked confused and I start to explain but Luke butts in.

‘What he means is that we ate some snacks at home! We don’t mind the wait! Honestly it’s fine!’

The waiter‘s confused look vanished and he nods and walks away.

‘What are you doing?’ I hiss ‘He’s gonna get in trouble’

Luke smiled and took two fifties out of his wallet and put them underneath his plate. ‘Don’t worry, I tip well. Now, are you gonna show me what you can do or what?’

It slowly dawned on me what he was suggesting. He wanted me to eat the second meal. We’d agreed that tonight wasn’t going to be about gorging, but this was a fortuitous accident. To be fair, it wasn’t really a lot of food in some respects. He’d gotten me to eat way more than this before on several occasions. I smiled in agreement and lifted my chopsticks conspiratorially and started to eat. The curry was the perfect heat for me, spicy enough that I could feel the burn but not so hot it was unpalatable. And the duck was so succulent and tender it practically melted in my mouth. As I set about my task of clearing my plates Luke slid his own bowl over in front of me. Now we were talking!

I alternated between Pad Thai and Panang, shovelling the delicious noodles into my mouth whilst scooping up the curry and rice with the crackers. My stomach felt stuffed already but this really felt like I was loading myself up. Feeling my skin stretching out the material on my shirt was becoming a familiar feeling and one I was definitely not bored of. The tightness of it, highlighting how much food I was packing into myself. Lost in my own greed I ate for a good twenty minutes, spurred on by gentle encouragement from Luke. At some point he had slid his leg over to mine to make contact and had been slowly rubbing my calf ever since. This contact might not sound much but it gave me reassurance that I wasn’t in my own. Towards the end I began to slow. The curry and rice gone but a fair bit of the noodles remained. I’d finished the meat near the beginning and what was left was beginning to slow me down. It sat up straight and leant back, the fun tightness now feeling like uncomfortable constriction. I wished we weren’t in public so I could just take the shirt off but that wasn’t really an option right now.

As I rubbed my swollen stomach up and down, I felt stuffed. Luke looked at me with very earnest approving eyes and smiled, showing me his dimples. As I looked at him I noticed how attractive he was. I’d seen him before but it felt like this was the first time. His slightly messy hair framing his well defined face. I’d not realised before but the pale skin on his nose and cheeks were lightly covered with freckles. His messy stubble was actually fairly well trimmed and neat, another indicator of his carefully chosen style.

‘You’re hot!’ I stated, belching under my breath

‘So are you!’ he laughed. ‘And your getting hotter by the pound’

I surprised myself and I actually blushed at that comment. I’m not a bashful guy at all. Normally,I don’t have to do much to get laid. I just pick someone and let them know what’s going to happen. With Luke it felt like he was pursuing me and I was enjoying it! I picked up my chopsticks again and started eating the final few mouthfuls. I finished and dropped the sticks. I was full!

Being this full makes me a little dozy and I don’t remember much about paying, which I’m sure Luke did. I remember offering him a coffee back at my place and we we’re definitely going in the right direction so something must have gone well. At some point Luke had slipped his hand into mine and was gently rubbing my belly with the other hand which felt so good. The skin on my belly gets super sensitive when I’m bloated and his touch was electricity across my stretched skin. I was coming round a bit and had been enjoying the chat a little more when suddenly I heard a voice that I recognised. It was one of my buddies from the gym. I’d not seen him for ages as he’d been away but there he was in front of me. My stomach dropped as the thing I was worrying about, was happening. How was I going to explain this? We exchanged pleasantries and his eyes dropped down to my swollen gut.

‘Holy shit Caleb! You’ve put on a bit of timber there haven’t you?’ He exclaimed.

There was a pause that probably only lasted a few seconds but to me it felt like hours. I was suddenly painfully aware of my own bloated belly and thickened frame. It was as if my consciousness slipped into my stomach. I felt every morsel of the three meals and one and a half starters I had pushed inside myself. I remembered not skimping on my lunch at home earlier in the day as well. I was such a pig. My face flushed with embarrassment and everything in me wanted to hide myself away and never come out. Luke’s reassuring hand squeezed mine gently and I felt myself coming back to earth. It was as if my strength came back to me via that point. I looked at this guy and simply said ‘Thanks!’ And put my hand to my belly and gave it a little jiggle. He was a bit taken aback but he had no idea what was going on and so made an excuse and carried on his way.

We walked in silence for a little while, Luke patiently waiting for me to pull my thoughts together. We didn’t speak until we had got back to my place and I told him to sit down on the sofa. I threw my keys on the side and moved through to the kitchen. When I came back I had two large tubs of ice cream in my hands and Luke smiled back. I’d explain everything to him in the morning but now wasn’t the time for reflection on my feelings, now was the time for filling the gaps!

[betterthanbatman1]

give me all the tim drake headcanons PLEASE

I knew my list of headcannons would come in handy some day!! :)

Comfort king, he literally has more pillow than bed, squishmallows are the key to his heart. He has so many blankets, fluffy, soft and of course weighted because yk anxious boi.

He can also sleep anywhere, whether it’s an armchair, someone’s lap, at his desk/batcomputer. Anywhere. Hell, he canonically fell asleep on a roller coaster!

Loves K-pop. Loves the Korean culture, language etc etc

Follows 5 minute crafts religiously. Smudge on the wall? Put toothpaste on it! Phone fell on his face? Glue it to your hand!! Problem solved. Alfred considers consulting a therapist.

Loves sushi, it’s practically his favourite food.

Doesn’t have a good food pallet tho. Jason once walked in the pantry and found Tim eating a bread sandwich (three slices of bread stacked) Jason has still not recovered from that.

Surprisingly has a good sense of humour. (After hours of Meme searching) he can always come up with a ‘that reminds me of a joke’ in any scenario. Dick and Duke laugh at every one of them, the rest sigh and roll their eyes at this point. He also tends to use sarcasm.

Tech genius? Boring. How about won the Sims game. How do you even win that game? Nobody knows. But Tim was emailed by the ceo of the game, telling him he won and was offered a spot in games designs. He declined :/ bc WE has more benefits.

Hacked and removed himself from the FBIs wanted list

Collected sticks when he was younger and gave one to people he loves. (as mentioned in my answer to previous Ask about BatKid collections)

Memorised every word to every song on High School Musical

Once travelled to Scotland for a special perfume that only delivers to Scotland. He came back the next morning and no one noticed.

Once had a job as a professional photographer and was really good at it. Accidentally photographed the wrong person who was head of a criminal organisation. He was fired for exposing the corruption bc ✨Gotham✨. He took them down later that night as Red Robin. Now peruses photography as a hobby.

Tried to make popcorn in the oven because what? Ovens are like microwaves that don’t spin right? Almost burned the manor down and has a lifetime ban from cooking. Though you could argue making popcorn is not cooking

Is lactose intolerant

Drinks strawberry milk anyway (it’s his favourite)

Once choked on a cranberry so is now banned from eating cranberries. Alfred will cut the cranberries in half if Tim is so desperate to have some.

Face-planted in front of Wayne Enterprise CEO & ambassadors on his way to his first meeting

When he’s happy and having a good day he’ll smile constantly. Not a casual hey how you doin kind of smile, but a I’m glad I’m here with you kind of smile. (Young Justice members have seen this the most and it puts them all in a good mood)

He has a huge heart and cares so much about the well-being of others probably more than he cares about himself. He may not physically show it how Dick does, but he’ll send his family memes or pictures of baby animals or of their special interests when he feels something is off or that they are upset. They always appreciate it.

#This is all I have so far :D #hope you like them! #Tim is an idiot but we love him for it #back on my Tim loving HSM bullshit #I’ve seen too much of Tim’s only personality being coffee anxiety and tech #so I tried to change it up a bit #batfamily #batfam #tim drake #red robin #thanks for the asks! #feel free to send more asks people

[boydykedevo]

Top 5 liquids

Water: obviously a classic. In it’s natural state pretty plain, but you can do so much with it; cook, make ice water (very delicious), swim, etc. keeps you alive too which is pretty cool

Mercury: it looks really really cool. Like super super cool. Also it’s in some thermometers, which is great; I like knowing temperatures. If I was an old timey person I would also drink this, not to achieve immortality, just cuz

Milk: I might be like. Slightly lactose intolerant? I’m unsure. But that just makes ours a forbidden love. I like drinking milk straight up and I’m not ashamed to admit it

Liquid glass: looks cool. Can make cool shapes. Kinda scares me. A+

Apple juice: it’s yummy. Sometimes it makes my stomach hurt. I don’t know what’s up with that. Could be something else. Who knows. But I like the juice.

#thanks for the ask!

[acefaun]

Imagine if the MC in Teorus' route was lactose intolerant HAH! The horror she/he/they would have to go through when he only had dairy products to offer them :")

Teorus~ Lactose Intolerance

Synopsis: Gaining the love of the god of Taurus was easily as much a blessing as it was a curse. After all, how can a lactose-intolerant goldfish possibly survive with a milk-loving god? Surely there can be a compromise, can’t there?

✨Masterlist✨

Gender neutral goldfish!

A/n: That moment you have a crush on someone so you don’t have the heart to tell them no in fear of them losing interest in you. The fact that this request spoke to my soul, because I had a similar experience with my illness where a guy I liked loooved to drink Starbucks. And he’d buy me a coffee to be nice… and I drank it to be nice… even when coffee destroys my soul and gives me a week of unforgivable symptoms. So, you poor poor suffering goldfish. >M<

–Word Count: 4,076–

First meeting Teorus, I never expected all the extra trouble. I mean, he was basically still learning how to interact with humans. Even if we just met and started getting close to each other not that long ago, I was still wary of him losing interest and going back to the Heavens to go back to his womanizing ways.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t an impossibility. He was Teorus. 

Regardless of how he felt about relationships, I hoped he would stay around longer. I was unfortunate to have fallen hard for the princely god of dairy… Why did life hate me so much? One minute it gives me a lactose intolerant body and the next it gives me the most princely man of my dreams only for him to be a cow god who loves the very thing that destroys my soul! Is this karma? Gods, what did I do to deserve this? Was someone in the department of punishments out to get me? 

Even if it was someone out to get me, or just plain bad luck, I didn’t have the heart to abandon Teorus just because he loved something that brought me distress.

So, despite all my troubles, I did my best to treat my childish god. “Teo?” I called out for him, searching through the mansion. The chances that he was lost somewhere in the halls was likely… but if he was just in his room, then I was in luck. 

Knocking at the door, it only took a moment before it opened and showed my bright eyed god. “(Name)! I didn’t know you were coming.” His eyes then landed on the container I had in my hands. “Hey, what’s that?” 

He eagerly hovered on top of me trying to figure out what I could’ve possibly brought to the mansion. My palm pressed against his forehead, trying to put some space between us so I could at least open the container without him hovering over me. “Calm down, calm down! I just brought another surprise snack for you. I’ve been researching different foods to make with milk and I found this new dessert from India for you to try.” Holding up the container, I peeled the cover off to reveal the marshmallow-looking balls inside. “It’s called Chenna Murki. I’m not sure if it came out completely right… but maybe you can tell me?”

Of course, I wasn’t sure how it tasted since I couldn’t exactly taste-test the food—not that I would tell him that. “That looks delicious,” Teorus eagerly took the bowl in his hands. “Why don’t we join the others in the living room and I can show off what you made?” While I didn’t expect him to invite me into his room, I also didn’t expect him to be so eager to take his snacks to the living room where other gods are bound to want to try his food. But once we arrived, then I understood his reasoning for wanting to go to the living room. “Ichthys! Look what (Name) made for me! Look, Leo! They look just like your meatballs but they’re made of milk!”

I thought he was just joking about showing off my food, but he was really bragging to the other gods that I made milk-snacks just for him. I couldn’t tell if he was just excited or if he was attempting to make them jealous. Awkwardly, I tried to help the other gods, “Maybe you should stop rubbing it in their faces…” In other words, if he stuffed his cheeks then he wouldn’t be able to brag so much and it would save us the trouble of getting into an argument. 

Teorus hummed, his eyes turning toward me again. He grinned, taking a seat on the sofa beside me. “Right! We should eat them before someone else tries to take them from us!”

I blinked. “We?”

He had already shoved five in his mouth before he held one out to feed me. He was humming happily, trying to get me to open my mouth, but I desperately tried to avoid his offer. With his cheeks stuffed, he fussed, “C’mon, (Name)! Open up!” He looked so adorable, but I couldn’t share the snacks with him. It didn’t help that he was unfortunately persistent. 

Seeing us fight back and forth with the food, Ichthys laughed at us. He pointed his finger accusingly, jokingly saying, “A chef that doesn’t eat their own food must have poisoned it… Isn’t that how the human phrase goes?” He tapped his chin, ignoring my glare for him to shut up. “Oh! Or, it’s a prank, isn’t it?! You’ve fallen in love with me so you’re trying to copy my style so I’ll pay attention to you!”

Immediately letting his hands fall back into his lap, Teorus was pouting at Ichthys as he complained, “Geez, Ikky, cut it out! (Name) loves me! That’s why they’re helping get rid of my sin first. They don't like you like that.”

While he wasn’t entirely wrong, that wasn’t the reason I was helping him get rid of his sin first. I just so happened to pick one of the nicer gods on a whim… and I just coincidentally ended up falling in love. It wasn’t like love at first sight or anything. Well… sort of. There was still a difference! I quickly interjected between the two gods, “You don’t have to argue. I’m just not hungry right now.” Besides, I knew better than to think that a human could have a real relationship with a god. I was only going to do my best to have fun spending time with him while it lasted.

Teorus silently stared at the dessert in his hands before suggesting, “Why don’t we eat this later then? I really want to eat your food with you. It’s not as fun eating alone.”

“Not at all,” I quickly tried to get his mind off of me and back on the desserts. “I made all this for you, really. Go ahead and snack. I’ll find something to eat later, okay? I promise.”

Teorus huffed. He really wanted to share the chenna murki with me… but he just supposed that he’d snack now and then eat with me later! He had a whole thing planned out! It’d be like a little date between us. 

Thankfully, he had the patience to wait until supper came. Though, I was nervous when he first suggested the idea of having a date on the balcony. The hard part was sneaking away without the other gods knowing. Teorus was just a little too excited to show me his idea of a grand meal for us. “I have just the thing for us to eat together!” His giddy excitement was infectious as I eagerly waited for his surprise. He grabbed my hand, snapping his fingers. Before I knew it, there was a large plate of chenna murki on the table and I gawked at his idea of a ‘meal’. “You’re surprised! I knew I’d get you!”

“T- Teorus…” I paused, weakly glancing between him and the table. “That’s not something humans eat for supper.”

“It isn’t?” He looked confused for a moment before something seemed to click in his head. He instantly brightened up as if coming up with an even grander idea! “That’s right! I forgot you humans can’t eat whatever you want whenever you want. But don’t worry, you can eat this later. I have something else we can eat for supper!”

Based on his current mistake, I inwardly groaned. I didn’t know what he had planned, but I wasn’t entirely eager to find out. I should have expected what was going to be next once he snapped his fingers. What appeared was the milk stew that I had once made for him after a long day of work. He figured that was a good enough supper meal, since I had made it before! 

As expected, it horrified me that he was only presenting me with sweet diary-related meals. I was sure that I’d die if he kept this up, but he was looking at me with such hope in his eyes. I’d surely break his poor heart if I rejected his meal. I didn’t want to see him get upset with me. Maye he would even hate me if he ever came to find out that I actually couldn’t have milk. 

The silence was thick, but I had to weigh the pros and cons here. The bad news was that I’d be horrible sick after eating and would probably have to come up with some magnificent excuse as to why I’d have to go home so early. Not to mention, my stomach would definitely regret it. On the plus side, Teorus would be happy and would be less likely to leave me. 

The idea of having Teorus love me as much as I loved him… well, that was something I couldn’t pass up. Besides, he even called eating supper together a date. That was worth it, wasn’t it? Of course it was! Alright, now time to pull some bullshit excuse out of my back pocket…. “Thanks, Teo!” I beamed at him as if I were genuinely excited to destroy my internal organs. “I’d love to eat soup with you for supper. Only… I have to go straight home after. I’ll be pretty busy tomorrow and need all the sleep I can get. Is that okay?”

“Sure! We can do that.” He was so easy to excite. Teorus was absolutely beaming that I was joining him on a date. I knew for a fact that I’d regret all of this when I got home, but I couldn’t help it when he looked so happy.

***

The first time he got me to have something involving milk wasn’t too bad. I ate just enough to make him happy before making a swift escape home. However, feeding his excitement was akin to feeding a stray cat. Once I gave him what he wanted… he kept coming back for more. Every date was a short one and any time Teorus found something new to try, I always had something come up immediately afterwards. I didn’t know how many times I thought I was dying because of giving into Teorus’ requests. 

It wasn’t like he had any ill intentions, and I was doing a pretty good job at keeping things under wraps. None of the gods even seemed to notice anything was wrong at all. I was considerably proud of myself, but I supposed I was getting too cocky with my ability to keep a secret. 

I was getting pretty careless hanging out with them so often, knowing very well that Teorus could show up with milk at any random moment. Still, I felt like I let my guard down a bit too much around the other gods. Vega had made tea for everyone per Huedhaut’s request while they were discussing how work was going with me there to help. 

Though, I should’ve known that it wasn’t the tea that Huedhaut usually made for us. In fact, I should’ve known the minute I started drinking it that it wasn’t extra sugar that was giving it a different flavor from usual. Vega wasn’t that careless with the tea. But… she was also serving Teorus and that should have been warning enough. 

Teorus evidently noted my silence as he happily asked, “Do you like it? This one’s different from what the other gods usually get because Vega adds a lot of milk for me. Have you ever had tea with milk before?”

“No,” I answered partially quietly. Of course I never had tea with milk! Why would I willingly torture myself like that?! That was a stupid question… I willingly tortured myself for Teorus’ sake on a daily basis… Why did I hate myself so much? But now that I had already drank the tea, it was too late to escape and go home without drawing unnecessary attention to myself. They were in the middle of a meeting that they asked me to be present for. Leon wouldn’t appreciate me just bailing for no apparent reason. Besides, Teorus was watching me, waiting for an answer as to whether or not I liked it. Hesitantly, I answered, “It’s fine. It’s like sweet tea…” No, it wasn’t, but I couldn’t be honest with him.

I hated the overwhelming feeling of need to vomit coupled with the subtle cramps that were bubbling within my stomach. Clenching my fists, I tried my best to keep myself together as Teorus bragged to Leon and Huedhaut about how many cool things that could be made with milk. 

“(Name),” Huedhaut called my name, noting my uneasy expression. “Are you feeling okay?”

No. No. No. I felt… I felt like I was going to throw up. “I have to go…” Where? Home. Maybe even just outside. Somewhere away from them. 

The sudden behavior surprised them, but I was only barely outside the living room before the tea, along with other contents of my morning, came right back up the way they went down and spilled on the floor. Tears welled in my eyes at how disgusting it was for me to have gotten sick in their home. 

It didn’t make me feel better that Teorus had already chased after me and witnessed the whole thing. Seeing my refusal to look at him, he quietly asked, “Hey, are you sick?” The answer to that one was obvious; I didn't even want to look at them with how pathetic I felt. I wiped the useless tears from my eyes. I didn’t want this to happen. “H- Hue,” Teorus called with a pout, “What’s wrong with (Name)?”

Huedhaut was quick to take the initiative to check on me. He hummed as he passed his hand over my forehead. “You don’t have a fever. Perhaps you’ve caught a little stomach virus.” That wasn’t it, but I wouldn’t disagree with him. “We’ll take you home so you can rest.”

Rest? I needed a little more than that. I needed to stop consuming everything to do with milk. Teorus was going to be the end of me. I didn’t want to keep having incidents like this around them. 

Teorus was quick to take my hand, snapping his fingers so everything was cleaned up. “I’ll take you home. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you get a lot of rest.”

“Actually,” I started, making Teorus pause with how weak my suggestion was. “Is it okay if Hue takes me home? It’s just… he knows more about human sicknesses… and… he’d probably be able to help me better?” That was just another excuse I came up with. What I really wanted was to see if Huedhaut could help me with my little milk problem so that I’d be able to handle Teorus’ appetite better. At the rate I was going, I wouldn’t end well. 

Though I didn’t sound too sure of myself, Huedhaut got the hint that this was something more than meets the eyes. Evidently, it was something that I didn’t want to include Teorus in, but he was quick to accept. “I’d be glad to. Don’t look so offended, Teo. I’ll return her in perfect condition.” He’d do his best, anyway.

Teorus pouted that Huedhaut was going to be alone with me in my house, but if that was the only way I’d be able to feel better, then he didn’t have much of a choice. As long as Huedhaut didn’t make a move on his goldfish… “Fine. Get well soon, (Name)! You better come see me the minute you’re feeling better!”

Huedhaut tried to reassure him as best as possible, he still followed us to the door to make sure I made it home safe in my condition. Not that he doubted Huedhaut’s ability to help me… he was just worried. 

Between the two of us, Huedhaut was almost exhausted. He was more so exhausted when he found out the root of my issue. “You’re lactose intolerant?” He sighed at the issue. No wonder I looked like I was suffering every time he saw me. “That isn’t something that can be helped. You can’t have dairy products. Just be honest with him.”

“W- What?! No way,” I exclaimed. Huedhaut wasn’t helping at all here! I thought gods could do miracles like… curing disease and… curing my lactose intolerance! What was his deal? “Teo definitely won’t like me if he finds out I can’t have the one thing he loves! Hue, please, help me fix it! Grant my wish? This one’s important!”

Huedhaut’s eyebrows lifted, but he wasn’t that surprised to hear me admit that this was all because of my feelings for Teorus. He was one god to have girls wrapped around his finger with the least amount of effort. “Then tell me,” he questioned, “what are you going to do if you start dating? Do you intend to make yourself suffer until it kills you?” His eyebrows furrowed as if actually disappointed in my silent affirmation. The decision to make myself sick for someone else’s sake wasn’t something to be proud of. “I can’t imagine Teorus would be happy about this. Not to mention, you’d be facing the wrath of myself and the others for leaving us without first getting rid of our sins.”

I was taken aback by his sudden overreaction of the whole situation. I squinted my eyes. Lactose intolerance couldn’t kill me, but that was still the last thing I thought I’d hear from him. “That’s the most selfish thing I’ve ever heard come out of your mouth…” I paused, pondering just how upset Teorus would be if he ever found out I was purposefully making myself ill for his sake. He was too kindhearted to let something like that slide. “Agh, fine. I’ll tell him tomorrow. I’m just…” I sighed, looking defeated. “I’m gonna go die in the bathroom for now…”

Huedhaut didn’t like the way I worded that, but he knew I brought this upon myself and decided to leave me with my decision. As long as I was learning something useful.

***

The next day, I returned to the mansion with milk-made cookies, something Teorus was sure to like. While I was returning to keep my promise of seeing Teorus as soon as I felt better, I was mostly there with the apology gift to explain why I could no longer share diary related products with him. 

“Teo? I’m back! I brought you something to snack on!”

He was more than excited to see me back and well, but I looked sort of… sad? He didn’t like that one bit. “I told you to come back when you’re feeling better. You don’t look better to me.”

“Actually, I’m feeling better. I’m just… kind of upset with myself.” Raising the plate of cookies, I offered, “Wanna go on the balcony again?”

Clearly, I wasn’t in the brightest of moods, but he was happy that I still had some of my old spirit. Following me up to the balcony, he figured my mood would get better after we shared the cookies I made. Only, I wasn’t eating with him. I was sitting awkwardly in the chair across from him as he ate. 

Pouting, he asked, “Are you going to eat with me?”

“I… um… I actually can’t eat things with milk…” I bit my lip, not wanting to look at him to see his reaction. “I got sick yesterday because I wanted to join you and the others. I love eating meals and snacks with you. My body just… doesn’t like milk. I wanted to keep trying and push through so we could still eat together, but… it’s not working out for me. Hue told me I should stop and tell you before I really hurt myself. Though, he was over-exaggerating a little…” I stared down toward the opposite end of the mansion, terrified of a heartbreaking response. “I hope you’re not mad…”

The silence told me more than enough about how he was feeling, but I flinched when his hand rested on top of mine. Still, I was scared to look as he started talking, “I… don’t really know how to feel. I mean… I’m upset that you were making yourself sick because of me. That makes me feel bad. But… besides that,” he paused, unsure of how to word it. “I feel funny. You cared about me enough to ignore your own body. I don’t even understand why. Eating isn’t important to gods like it is to goldies.” 

“I wanted to do something to make you happy,” I admitted quietly, my cheeks burning with how personal the conversation was getting to my feelings. “I like seeing you happy.”

“I was happy. You made food out of my favorite thing and it was just for me. You don’t do that for any of the other gods and I feel really special.” A look of realization seemed to cross his face, and he desperately tugged on my hand, silently begging me to look at him. “Did you fall in love with me? Did you really? Please, look at me! I love you too!”

“But you only love me like you love everyone else! You don’t have to rub it in…”

“No, I don’t. This time is different,” he tried his best to argue, but he knew he wasn’t getting through to me. Still, he wasn’t sure what to say to make me understand. “You’re not like other girls—goldfish or goddesses. You treat me differently from everyone else. You care about how I feel… but not when it comes to yourself. Why don’t you care about how I feel about you?”

“I do care about how you feel about me!” I erupted, finally turning to glare at him. “That’s why I’ve been eating and drinking milk with you! You’re so dense! I didn’t want you to stop being with me because of my stupid body!”

“Then you did fall in love with me??”

“Yes! Is that what you wanted to hear?! You have the love of another girl! Aren’t you so happy?”

“I’m only happy because it’s you,” he admitted, making my irritation fall. He was giving me such caring eyes… He looked much more sincere. “Just… stop trying to make me like you when I already do. Making yourself sick with milk isn’t going to help me or you… so just stop and love me, kay?”

I sighed, my eyes falling to my hand that he desperately took in his. Instead of immediately agreeing, I presented him with a challenge, “I’ll stop drinking milk if you stop flirting with girls…”

“Does flirting with Ichthys count?”

“What? No?”

“Does flirting with you count?”

“N- No!”

“Then I can handle that,” he said, grinning at you. Snapping his fingers, he made another plate of cookies appear. “These are specifically for you. From now on, if you bring me food and don’t have anything for yourself, then I’ll make something for you. That way we can snack together.” He tugged me closer to him so we could share our cookies together and so he didn’t have to release my hand. “I love that you love me, (Name).”

My eyebrows furrowed. Teorus had such a weird way of wording things sometimes. But it was enough to make me laugh. “I love that you love me too, Teo.”

#star crossed myth #star crossed myth fanfic #scm teorus #department of wishes #voltage fanfic #star crossed myth imagines #fanfic

[writingmochi]

! "get to know me via drinks" tag game !

rules: list 5 drinks you like to drink or interestingly related to you and make comments about it ig(?)

tagged by: yerin aka @itz-yerin !! thanks for the tag and I'm sorry for doing it so late :[

1. lemon-infused water - drink water y’all! this is the kind of water i drank back in hs but i haven’t prepared it more for uni cause i just haven’t had time! very healthy and refreshing just realized it will be more refreshing if i added mint leaves

2. boba milk tea - the representative asian beverage especially for east and southeast asians! have many varieties in flavors but you can also change the boba to cream mousse, nata de coco, etc

3. hot latte or hot cappuccino - ever since i watched a wired video of james hoffmann (an expert in coffee) answering coffee-related questions, i’ve been interested in coffee, especially hot coffee but i don’t really like black coffee or americano so yeah + the fascinating think is my lactose intolerance didn’t react as much when i drink hot coffee instead of cold

4. strawberry juice - strawberry is my favorite fruit. the sweet yet sour taste it gives… very much yummy; especially my mom’s recipe as she found the right mix of ice, strawberry, condensed milk, and a bit of sugar

5. yakult - another asian drink. a very healthy one that i’ve been drinking since i was a child. a fermented milk that you could also get in boba beverages and it doesn’t have that much lactose so i’m pretty much okay

tagging: @euphor1a @kookthief @day6andetcetera and anyone who wants to do it (if you've done this, just ignore :] )

#the only tmi that i gave yall is that i have lactose intolerant so yeah #tagged for the moon

[lgcsomin]

/ birthday event prep with moon somin

     when it’s almost her birthday, somin had almost forgotten the cafe event that legacy does for all of their artists. it’s been more than a year since her debut, but she still is kinda feeling like she’s living in a dream. she’s been actively living her life and feeling like some of it isn’t real. 

     and then this cafe event. seeing the birthday cafe events for her last year had been genuinely wild and she’s seen the ads pop up online for this year. she hopes she’ll have time to drop by one of them and get a cupholder for herself, but she’s not too sure if she’ll have time considering it’s during comeback promotions. but hopefully. she really wants one to keep in her room, even if she’s only going to use it as a display item.

     either way, she’s in the kitchen with a camera crew in front of her and a baker and a barista to help her come up with her ideal dessert and drink. she had spent a lot of time thinking about the best pairing for her set and she thinks she’s decided on her pairing. originally, she had wanted to do a cake of some sort with a milk tea, but she had been a bit worried that it might be too heavy for her fans. 

     so she had carefully thought about the pairing every time she got a cake or a drink from a cafe and thought it was nice, but in the end she’s going with her favourite drink and one of her favourite desserts.

     “okay, so the drink is one i’ve made before i kind of wanted to play off the fact that my colour in crystallis is white, so i’m making an oolong milk tea,” somin says happily after introducing herself to the camera. “it’s not white but it’s really pale and it’s one of my favourite drinks, though i usually get it with pearls.” she doesn’t mention that she usually gets it from gongcha, but she’s being careful to not namedrop any brands.

     “it’s actually really easy to make and i make it in the dorms all the time,” she explains, showing the oolong tea that had been provided for her today and she holds it up, grabbing the teapot that’s in front of her and adding a spoonful of the loose leaf tea into it. “then you add hot water and let it’s steep. we’re going to use milk powder, which is lactose free so anyone who is lactose intolerant doesn’t have to worry about this drink!” she grins, knowing that that was important to people who had to worry about that. “and then we’re going to add honey as the sweetener later, which i guess makes this a honey oolong milk tea.” 

      she sets the teapot aside for now with a timer, moving on to describing her dessert. “i didn’t want something too heavy since the milk tea is milky,” she explains, grinning as she comes to the reveal of her dessert. “so we’re going to make something tart! literally, too. it’s a lemon meringue tart,” she says, happy with her choice. 

     “i love meringues ... i also love croffles but since those are really popular nowadays, i thought the tart would be better and it’ll pair better too!”

     “oh the tea is finished ...” she stops talking so she can add a few spoonfuls of milk powder and also a squeeze of honey, stirring before taking a sip. “oh, i think it needs a little bit more honey,” somin says aloud, nodding and adding a little bit more. after another sip, she brightens visibly and nods. “perfect!”

      the baker steps forwards to help direct her on what to do for the pastry from behind the camera, and she laughs a bit sheepishly as she spills some flour but manages to crack the eggs masterfully one-handedly. “i cook a lot, but i don’t bake much so i’m really out of my depth here,” she explains, looking sheepish but she works hard to listen well and follow all the instructions. she manages to make the tart base, letting it rest before returning to attempt to make the lemon curd as well as the meringue. 

     it’s a struggle, but after some brief struggle with piping, she’s finally at the end stage of the tart. there’s some powdered sugar on her cheek, and she’s struggled a lot but she’s also very proud. “don’t worry you guys, yours will look a lot better,” she can’t help but quip, laughing afterwards. 

     “but now’s the part i think everyone’s been waiting for, right? because i definitely have been ... the torching!” she holds up the blowtorch, trying not to look too excited and probably failing miserably as she gets the okay to turn it on, facing it away from her. she lightly torches the meringue, watching as it browns and she does it until she’s satisfied with the result.

      there’s a slight cut where she goes to freshen up and fix her makeup before returning with the finished drink and dessert set up in front of her. “tadaaah~” somin singsongs happily, showing both items to the camera. 

     “here i present to you my dalcha,” she says, holding up the honey oolong milk tea, “which you can have hot or iced, even though mine is currently iced. and the tart is called lemon moon,” she says, and maybe she’s being cheesy for making so many moon puns but she doesn’t care either. her whole vibe is supposed to be somewhat celestial, from her last name to her stage name. 

     “i hope you guys enjoy it!”

#( s / ) #lgc:birthday #( wc / 942 )

[indexcard]

tagged by @honeychiles​ - five drinks to get to know me!

1) cold water - the essentials first. it HAS to be cold. like, i will drink room temperature or even lukewarm water if i need to be hydrated that badly, but i’m a cold drinks girlie in general, and with water tbh the colder the better. i will also just eat ice cubes

2) iced latte with almond milk - i never used to like coffee until i went to a vietnamese bakery with some friends (shoutout @adelatur​) and was told i simply HAD to try the iced coffee. and what do you know... so i started making iced coffees at home, with regular milk instead of condensed, because for exciting medical reasons i should not consume that much sugar on a regular basis. and then a pandemic happened... smash cut to 3 years later and i need a cup of coffee every day to survive and also it turns out i am mildly lactose intolerant. fun!

3) absinthe - this is corny i guess but i really do love this stuff. when i was in undergrad me and my friends used to go to this ~absinthe salon~ near campus a bunch; it was pretentious and steampunkish but it introduced me to anise flavours in a way that didn’t make me want to vom (fuck licorice forever), and i guess i have absinthe to thank for my love of fennel and also for making me a spirits girl, someone who just genuinely loves the taste of alcohol. also this one time i got mega fucked up on absinthe cocktails from a combination bookshop-bar-jazz club with @rovibronic​ and i think i will never know true drunken bliss until i find a place that does those again. honourable mentions in the alcohol category to sherry, tequila, and gin, but absinthe is my ride or die.

4) fun seltzers - since i moved to the states it’s harder to find stuff like san pellegrino limonatas, my fun sparkling fruit drink of choice, but i’ve gotten really into these like canned seltzers with quirky flavours, like lemon-thyme or lime-rose-hibiscus or elderflower or CACTUS. they are not always good and the process involves a bit of trial and error but that’s also part of the fun. for the record the lime-rose-hibiscus one is my big fave but i’ve completely forgotten the brand. just... don’t waste your money on spindrift unless you’re desperate. (and there are san pellegrino fun seltzers out there every now and then, too.)

5) mango juice - usually if i’m craving Fruit In Liquid Form i’d just get orange juice but my local supermarket has a lot of fun imported stuff, mostly from mexico (i have to restrain myself around the jarritos display lol) but also stuff like apricot nectar from belgium and, love of my life, mango juice from egypt. i’ve never done crack but i imagine BEST brand mango juice is something you would say “is like crack” if you had done crack, you know? you can get like a little bottle which i will drink in under 30 seconds, or a big 2L-ish bottle that i will valiantly attempt to make last over three days, and both are equally blissful and satisfying to me.

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[hyunverse]

ik it’s so embarrassing 💔💔 i remember that week being not the best so maybe i was just emotional in general ?? idek 😭. i also cry over fluff more than angst. i read angst when i’m like at a rly low point bc it’s almost kinda comforting ……. idk dw bae i sound insane rn too ! we pretty much have the same favorite cereal bc if i had to choose i’d get the chocolate rice crispy ones (or honey nut cheerios) and i LOVEEEE milo. my nana from australia always sends it over and it’s delishhhh. so nostalgic. YES spanakopita is life, it is so so so so good. lmk what you and your mom end up getting ^_^ that sounds so fun i love eating w ppl

ITS THE HYUNE BODY ROLLING SO TRUE. i like when he dances with short sleeves or sleeveless tops bc the arm muscles just make me 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 insane !!! i’ve been wanting to watch a new movie so maybe i’ll watch howl now ^_^ i’ve heard a TON about it and i think you just fully convinced me hehe. do you have any other movie or show recs ?? i’m not a big movie or show person but im tryingggg to watch more stuff so tell me any of your faves

oh yea i could slander america as a professional job. like don’t get me wrong i’m extremely grateful to live somewhere where i can get a good education and just like survive but at the same time … i’m barely surviving ?? all our money goes to stuff that doesn’t even benefit us ??? idk man i’ll keep going if i don’t stop myself BUT YES PLS all the mcflurries 🙏🏼. possible unpopular opinion but oreo mcflurry dipped in fries = chefs kiss. it’s an underrated combo fr

i would pay MONEYYYY to experience one skz dance practice but hyunjins alone oh my oh my oh myyyyy. i don’t think i’d survive, his clinging would be ineffective bc i’d just be 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠. smth about the way he dances just GAHHH. YES CONFIDENT MISCHIEVOUS LITTLE YONGBOK he’s so cute 😭😭😭😭 i love his korean name it’s adorable

i watched the live when i woke up this am and it was the cutest thing ever <///3. felix looked so bf and i swear the There music video made it WORSEE. the parasocial vibes rly smacked me in the face and said grace u need to wake up and accept you can’t have these men 😔

spamming once again gahhhh can u tell i’m bored <///3. im stuck inside for another day bc nyc is having a rly bad snow storm rn and it’s torturous lol. as much as i love being in my bed all day, it gives me a raging headache every timeeeee

- 🐈‍⬛ kisses 4 uuuuu i hope ur sleeping well ^_^

i've never tried honey nut cheerios but now i kinda want to?? lets see lets see. going back to my campus this saturday so i gotta stock up on my food stock 🫡 i'm gonna try honey nut cheerios hehe. milo is good but i can't drink it that much bcs its best mixed with milk and im lactose intolerant </3 i mean i do consume dairy anyway but milo and milk is a deadly combination. one sip and you're gonna end up with diarrhea. even worse when u have lactose intolerance. god lactose intolerance sucks so bad, especially when i love dairy </3 life is a war game and the toilet is my battle field. </3 aaa me and mumsies ended up not getting breakfast bcs we didnt wake up on time LOLL love that 4 us 🤞

sleeveless tops on hyune always look so good. his arms are so nice, the type that isn't frail nor too muscular, he's just nice. dont get me started on his hands yo his hands are pretty big too and his fingers?? majestic. slender and pretty. makes me dizzy just watching it 😵‍💫howl is incredibly good, u reaaaaaally need to watch it <3!! mmm for tv shows, i really like gilmore girls and jujutsu kaisen. or if you like romance, u shud try out horimiya!!

I UNDERSTAND ABT THE MONEY THING... malaysian road taxes r no joke. youngsters going broke frm paying taxes is CRAAAZY. fries dipped in vanilla ice cream is so good so i get u!!!!! it's the mixture of sweet and salty 🤌

when hyunjin does a lil smirk while dancing... im frothing drooling melting. like bae stop i will get through this phone screen and kiss u 😭 so pretty. YONGBOK IS SO CUTE AND YES HIS NAME!! I LOVE WRITING HIM AS YONGBOK BCS I LOVE HIS NAME SM... i also love jeongin's name. it's cute and suiting for him.

the live c hdbhs i was fixated on seungmin the whole time... was just staring at him dreamily like... 💭 he made a mess but i's ok bcs it's seungmo!!

THE THERE MV OH MY GOD GRACEEEEEE. I'LL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT. HYUNJIN AND SEUNGMIN'S PART GOT ME GIGGLING!!1 also can i just say that the settings suit them so much? it feels like it's actually their ideal date. jeongin with the shopping for clothes, hyunjin with the camera and channie in the studio... it makes so much sense. omg what if it IS their ideal date? bye im gonna combust. why are they parasocializing with us!! its making the delusions worse!!!

talking abt parasocializing, felix needs to calm down. bro was wiping at his mouth and stuff r u indicating that we just made out?!?! not very pg13 of him. i heard he spams om bubble too 😭 he needs to find a gf his bitchless behavior is getting worse 😟

ur spam is always entertaining so dw!! i take my time with it always cs i wanna put thought in my words hehe. sorry to hear abt the storm :(( i hope ure staying warm <3

#rin’s lovemail! #🐈‍⬛ anon 💌

[lovemesomesurveys]

What type of milk do you like to drink? I don’t drink just milk by itself. I’m lactose intolerant, but also I just don’t like it. I use soy, almond, or oat milk for like coffee drinks, cereal, dipping cookies, etc but I don’t just drink any of those either. Strawberry milk is good, but I’d just go for a strawberry milkshake or ice cream.  

Do you have a first aid kit at home? Yes.

What's the absolute bare minimum in terms of facilities when you're camping? I don’t go camping.  How many places have you lived in your life? I’ve always lived here in this city if that’s what you mean.  Are your parents dog or cat people? Is that different or the same as you? My mom and I are dog people and my dad is probably more so a dog person, but he does like cats as well. 

What's your favourite flavour of potato chip? Lay’s regular, sour cream and onion, cheddar, BBQ. What's the longest your hair has ever been? How long is it now? Down to my ass. Now it’s super short cause I ended up cutting it pixie cut short last year. It was badly done and choppy, so it’s in such an awkward, ugly stage right now. Honestly, it’s a real mess right now after being here in the hospital for 3 months and not being able to do anything with it. I’ll likely be cutting it again. :/  What video games remind you of your childhood? Mario Bros, Spyro, Sonic, Crash Bandicoot... What does your body wash or soap smell like? Like... clean? ha. It’s Caress body soap.  Are there are sounds that bother you on a visceral level? Eating sounds and ice clanking against a glass.  What was the last thing you bought online? A couple of coloring books.  Name something you always have in your fridge. Creamer.  Have you ever had to hire a lawyer? Why? No. Have you taken a walk today? Did you see any dogs? No. I can’t even get out of bed.  What vegetable do you really hate? I’m not a fan of a lot of them to be honest. The ones I do like would be easier to list.  Does your family have any traditions or rituals? We have our holiday traditions.  If you could learn any language, what would it be? I’d like to be fluent in Spanish.  What was the best thing that happened today? Something that seems minor can still be awesome. I no longer have the trachea tube! That’s a big deal. I had the breathing tube first and then switched to the trachea tube, which I’ve had since like mid June. There was a time where we thought I might have to always have it and I was scared I’d have complications if it was taken out (which is what happened when they removed the breathing tube the first time, I had to have it put back in cause I went code blue...), but nope! It felt like I had them forever and they were both not fun to have to say the least. Now I just have to take this swallow test and hopefully do well so that I can finally start eating and drinking again. I’m getting closer. I know I’ve complained a lot about that, but it’s been awful not being able to eat or drink at all for 3 months.  Have you ever donated money to a charity? Which one? Yeah, a few different ones like ASPCA, cancer research ones, and a few others.  Did you have a large circle of friends in high school? Nope, just a few. I was perfectly fine with that.  Would you ever get a matching tattoo with someone? Maybe.  What time do you usually go to sleep? It varies, but lately it’s typically around 1 or 2 when I start dozing off.  Do you have a job? No. What colour are the plates in your kitchen? White and black.  What was the last gift you received? My mom bought me one of those rose bears. They’re really cool looking and super cute.  What is your Chinese zodiac animal? *shrug* Are you inside right now? If you're home, what room of the house are you in? I’m in my hospital room. Also, some more good news--I’m finally going home soon. Like, within a couple days. F I N A L L Y. I still have a long way to go, but at least I’ll be resting and working on getting better at home.  Are you good at remembering faces? Yeah.  What will you do after this survey? Scroll through Tumblr most likely. 

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[dreamwritesimagines]

It’s CMA-

Okay the food intolerance one may be misleading because I had basically a freak health accident happen when I was 14, which is why I developed a bunch of food intolerances and health issues all at the same time.

So I don’t think it’s super common to have a severe intolerance develop suddenly, I’m just very prone to having freak accidents.

That being said, I do know lactose intolerance can start at any age, which sucks. I’m really lucky that I’m only very mildly intolerant, and it’s only to drinking a lot of milk (not other dairy products), so I’m fine 99.9% of the time.

Re: the chocolate thing, okay completely anecdotally, I’ve noticed that it’s mostly older people who like dark chocolate more and that young kids tend to like white chocolate more, and that a lot of people outgrow their love of white chocolate and grow into liking dark chocolate.

Sort of related, but most kids hate vegetables but grow to love them as adults. So I don’t know if it’s like, your tastebuds changing as you age, or what, but there is that.

Also though, I feel obligated to mention this as someone who studies child development, according to a bunch of sources, kids aren’t actually born hating vegetables, it’s a conditioned response. Confusingly though (I should really ask a professor about this), newborns do show an ability to distinguish different tastes and show a preference for sweet things (compared to salty, bitter, and I forget the last).

I mean according to like the evolutionary brain stuff, we are meant to enjoy sweet things more than bitter (sugar = energy (super duper important thing that helps us survive, also relatively rare in the wild so it should be taken advantage of; no to very low risk of eating too much sugar in the wild, plus you’d be working out a lot more foraging or hunting or whatever).

So idk if that first sentence is actually just propaganda to get parents to be more positive about vegetables with kids, but it does work somewhat, since kids who were raised only eating “healthy” foods tend to prefer them, but honestly it’s kind of confusing lmao.

Sorry I just infodumped so much about this absolutely useless info lmfaooo sorry (but I feel like you know me well enough to know that this is a thing by now lmaooo)

Oooh I may have confused food intolerance with allergies! 😮 Allergies can develop any time I think? 😱

I really like milk products so I'm hoping I won't develop that at any time🙈

Yeah I noticed that too! Like all my older relatives prefer dark chocolate meanwhile I'm in the corner gnawing on milk chocolate🙈

My taste in vegetables changed a lot as I grew up❤️ But like, I still hate cabbage and eggplant and leek so much 😂 I can never eat them, no matter how they are cooked😂

I used to hate mushrooms and now I love them so so much! ❤️

[marigoldwitch]

I’m so exhausted. This is long af.

Too long; don’t want to read: My dad ruined the weekend for me and my mom. I had an amazing night Monday with my boyfriend.

It’s was such a long weekend. My parents made the decision to stay an extra day, though I had plans and was out of town yesterday so they only got to see me for like 2 hours, so they just left this morning.

A little recap of the weekend. My mom was fine. Surprisingly not as many comments about my weight or appearance as usually. I’m always prepared for her own obsession with appearance (specifically weight) to come up — and usually this happens with comments about what I’m eating or drinking. That only happened once this weekend. Other than that my mom was fine. We would go shopping together and purposely bring their dog with us so that my dad would have to stay in the car and watch her while we shopped. Because my father is an asshole all the time. Like.. 24/7.. he’s just the last person anyone wants to be around for more than 5 or 10 minutes at a time.

My dad on the other hand :/ He’s never happy about anything. Like he literally complained about every single meal and every single place we went. He kept making inappropriate and insulting remarks about every single stranger he saw. He’s just a terrible person. He’s always harping on about how I never graduated high school. I am 31 years old, y’all. I left HS in 2007! He still hasn’t let this go. He’s also a fucking idiot. He thinks that the reason I can’t get into another apartment is because…. I didn’t graduate high school… 15 years ago… (he doesn’t understand how literally anything related to finances work, bc my mom has treated him like a child for the last 35 years and she’s done everything but wipe his ass for him). Then there were all the comments about how trashy, dirty, ghetto, and shitty my apartment is (and .. yes my apartment isn’t the best lol— but it’s not dirty or trashy). He called me “fat” about a dozen times. Everything I ate, to him, was unhealthy, fattening, full of sugar, greasy, or “junk.” Despite the fact that the only time they saw me eat was when I had a meal with them… the same meals they were eating too.

On Sunday I went with them for breakfast and I didn’t realize the french toast I ordered was made with milk. I’m lactose intolerant. So it made my stomach hurt really bad and I felt awful the entire rest of the day. Well my dad doesn’t understand what lactose intolerance is, actually— he thinks it’s made up (he also thinks every medical condition I have is made up, unless he or my mom have it.. then it’s real.. but I’m lying about it if I have it.. sooo) — so he spent the entire rest of the day (that I was with them) telling me how I was sick because I’m fat and I eat too much greasy junk food. He kept telling me I need to lose weight over and over again. He does this stupid shit to my mom too and I know it’s made her disordered eating even worse.

And I don’t know how to explain (to y’all) that I am not really “fat” without it seeming like I’m offended to be called “fat.” I just need people to understand just how much my father is a delusional fucking asshole. He says these things to me because he’s mean. Not because I’m actually fat. I [now] wear a juniors XL (and a women’s med/large) since I’ve lost a little bit of weight since this summer (stress related mostly)… but if you asked my father he’d tell you I was a “fat unhealthy whale.” Btw my parents are actually fat. Like, they’re plus sized people. And there is nothing wrong with that, and I would never comment about their weight in a negative way BUT damn.. the projecting they do onto others. They’re always making the rudest comments about people’s weight. And I really want to say “y’all are fat too, stop projecting and go to fucking therapy.”

Every time they come visit I need like 2 weeks to recover. They (mostly my father) seem like they’re dead set on re-traumatizing me every time I see them. And now they’re moving here. Yep. He’s retiring and moving here in the spring of 2023. My mom says she’s getting up there in age and wants to be close to me. Idk if I’ll be able to put up with this shit all the time. The 360+ miles between us is how they’ve managed to avoid me going “no contact” with them. Since my dad is deaf (and he doesn’t have my number to text me) I only speak to him 1-2 times a year when they visit. I won’t let them bully me or guilt trip me into letting them be more involved in my life if it means they’re gonna emotionally abuse me again. I don’t think I’d be able to handle that.

On a brighter note: My boyfriend took me to see RAW live last night and we had an amazing time! It was so much fun. We ate really expensive food (it was $13 for 3 chicken tenders and a few fries! Omg lol) and I screamed so much my voice is all crackly today lol. It was a great time. He’s already planning to take me to a comedy show in December.

And now I’m catching up on orders I’m behind on because of my parents visiting.

[daily-dyllan]

what drinks do you like from starbies? do you watch anna x on tiktok

sooo usually i either get a regular mocha if it’s cold or mocha frappe if it’s hot. sometimes i’ll get something a bit sweeter if i’m feeling like it. spy is prob my fav milk alternative so always that!

but this time i got an iced cinnamon dolce latte bc i recently discovered i like iced lattes but it was a MISTAKE

they put a lot of cream and ya girls gut likes to act lactose intolerant

also i don’t watch anna x on tiktok but she seems really nice and one of my friends likes her a lot!