The Onceler is already a sexyman, but let me make a proposal.
The Lorax is sexyman material too. Like cmon, he’s got a mustache, the build of sans Undertale, and he’s voiced by fucking Danny DeVito, 10/10 sexyman.
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happy birthday to your man! 🎁🎈🎂 if you’re ok with a selfship question, i’d love to know if you celebrated together!
We absolutely celebrated! I go nuts for people’s birthdays so I let him sleep in way longer than he’d meant to (I get to spoil him sometimes too), picked up his favorite lunch and then we went out with the team to play pool, go dancing, and get drunk as fuuck
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my toxic trait is i will read 50 chapters or a terrible fanfic to see if it gets better. i sacrifice hours of my life out of sheer curiosity with absolutely no payoff
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a series of unfortunate events
(read: he woke up just to watch me eat at my desk and didn’t get anything so he moved further away; it is also past his bedtime of 9:30)
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James Can Dance.
And not like party dancing I mean like serious, professional dancing.
I don’t care what any of you say James Potter did dance lessons up until he was a teenager (because people started making fun of him) BUT THAT MAN CAN FUCKING DANCE.
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we should all bully ryan renesmee into becoming a destiel shipper and then say it’s problematic
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So the new chapter. Is that Jake/Steven interactions I sense on the horizon 👀👀? Perhaps Steven giving our resident bad boy some much needed love hm 👀👀👀? Perhaps?👀👀👀👀👀👀?
Do you really think I would leave my best boy Jake Lockley without some quality Steven Grant cuddle time
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When your cat is sleeping at the end of the bed, so you have to curl up like this 🧎to sleep.
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As I was saying farewell to the woman who interviewed me at the library, I noticed there was a roly poly on the floor. So, naturally, I picked it up in front of everyone and took it outside with me to put in the grass.
I don't think I'm getting this job lmao.
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We’re holding hands.
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I know I say “fuck them” a lot, but honestly has anyone gotten Laura and Sally mental help for the delusions they have about season 4?
I’m genuinely concerned about them as human beings.
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Just saw my first Blaze post
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a cockroach flew at my sister, it was in her bed tho ew 😭
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When you see a post on your dash from a user you don’t recognize, and they posted for the first time in months and you scroll through their blog like. Hello. Who are you why did I follow you
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