#I’m literally ded

[nanaminsnecktie]

having a crush on a dead fictional character is a pain nobody should ever endure like no nanami tonight, no nanami tomorrow. what’s next? still no nanami? fvck everything seriously.

#nanami #kento #nanami kento #kento nanami #nanami kento fanart #kento nanami fanart #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk #jjk fanart #anime art #digital art #digital drawing #呪術廻戦 #nanami kento with eyepatch when #he aint ded #he’s literally with me #nanami i’m begging you to come back home #i’ll take care of your wounds #can you just come home #wow he’s literally not coming back home #icb he’s really gone #home now #or #i’ll have to intervene #JUST GET BACK HERE #jujutsu kaisen nanami #jjk nanami #hot and ded af #pls return

[idrinkjarate]

I’m prolly not gonna be active on here for like one and a half weeks bc I’m going to Scout camp-

why am I writing this like nobody even knows I exist on here-

how will I survive without tf2💀

#i am ded #Team fortress 2 is literally like- the only thing I’m interested in help-💀

[garoujo]

I see nagi on your dash and I immediately smile BC HE IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE !!!!!! he’s right there below suna for me 🥹 and it doesn’t help that they share the same va (our hq men off on the side glaring at us HAHAHAH)

NO CAUSE THE WAY HE SHOT RIGHT UP 2 CHEWING AT TSUMU’S HEELS ! i can’t do it akhajka he’s 2 pretty . everything about him is so dreamy ! he’s so funny ! i’m literally spiralling 4 this man sm heeeelp <3 [fr suna & tsumu r probs gossiping about him as we speak . he’s their nemesis now]

#୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ moot mail #ֹ ۪ ఇ : [ae] #i’m literally LOSING ! it . he’s all i can think about rn ! #he’s all i wanna think about he’s so akhajaka <3 i’m ded in the water #HES JUST SO PERFECTKAHAKAK ! HES SO BIG ! #he’s a cactus dad <3 #in his big hoodies ;>

[pctaldrunk]

egads I need to get it together 😂

#ooc #((ok but I’m going to bed))’((this time zone thing sucks but goodnight I’m DED on ne feet)) #((have a good morning afternoon however long it takes me to get up fjfjfjfjf)) #((blease im literally incoherent))

[fieryland]

Wanna see when stepbro!Eren almost got caught while locking his pretty stepsis in the mating press. He would be so hot ugh. Bonus point if he doesn’t really care and secretly wants to be founddd😣 im ded

Mmmmmmm he’s such a mating press kinda guy cause he loves holding his little sis down nice and secure so that she can’t hide when they get caught. Especially when their parents come home mid-fuck and Eren doesn’t stop pounding her tight cunt. They’d call for them to take the groceries out the bag but he’s moaning and groaning even more, cooing at his pretty stepsis that’s too fucked out to comprehend a thing. “Look, baby, they’re callin’ for us. Want me to show them how you like getting this pussy fucked, hm?” he grins at the teasing, skin glistening with sweat and excitement as his hair falls over his shoulders— hair tie long gone.

“mmmm-” she moans underneath him, locked between his forearms. His pace was relentless, hitting every spot so good she swore he could split her in half on his fat fucking cock. His hands on her face and nose nudging her cheek, he spoke. “What’s that, sis? You want it?” he laughs through his words, accentuating the sound of his balls slapping against her ass which put them that much more at risk. “gonna make ‘em watch you cum all over your big brothers cock like a little slut, yeah? ‘s that what you are?”

“Y-yeah, i’m a slut.” she nods in his hands, babbling instead of talking, too focused on chasing her high for god-knows which time.

“Fuck— yeah. My slutty little sis.” He doesn’t stop fucking into her, not then, not for a while. He was using her hole like a literal fuck toy, her slick bubbling around his length in the form of a white ring. With Eren pridefully smiling at her and his hair falling in front of his face, he was too pussy-drunk to notice the knocking on the bedroom door.

“Eren? Where’s your sister?”

#tw stepcest #eren x reader #attack on titan #eren #eren jaeger #eren jaeger headcanons #aot #eren jaeger x reader #eren jeager smut #eren smut #eren yeager x reader #eren yeager #shingeki no kyojin #snk #eren aot #eren yeager smut #aot eren #eren x black y/n #eren x you #eren yeager headcanons #eren x black reader #eren jeager x reader #eren x y/n #eren headcanons #aot smut #snk smut #aot x reader #aot fanfiction #eren x black reader smut #eren x black fem!reader

[blkwag]

#the way im literally pulling shite out my behind to put in this story omg #the minimum word count in 1000 and im currently at 983 which isn’t bad but man I can think of anymore fluff #and I’m annoyed cause like… I wanted to interview this one grad student who helped plan the event #i emailed him last Wednesday I think and he still hasn’t responded and at this point… it’s ded #cause my professor was like ‘you need to focus on how this year’s event went’ and i was like oki #and the creator gave me good information but i wanted another person’s opinion but i guess not!

[coolshadowtwins]

SVSSS System Reveal Fic round up!

If you know one that hasn’t been recc’ed, then please put it in the comments/tags! I’ll add it to the post!

A Transmigrator and a Time Traveler Walk into the Bamboo House by VeryCharismaticDragon

Over a year after Shen Qingqiu's death, Luo Binghe consults his servant's servant, concurrently his disgraced martial uncle, for a way to bring the love of his life back. Shang Qinghua sends him in the direction of a certain time-traveling artifact, which supposedly brings one to the day they first met their soulmate.

Odd, though, that the artifact ends up missing the destination by just a few years…

A story in which post-Abyss Luo Binghe relives his disciple days, while juggling his secrets, traumas, and some unexpected revelations about the man he loves on top of that.

What is Seen by CaveteDracones

…is not [always] the real truth.

Truth-compelling artifacts in the hands of an enemy to one side, SYSTEM-mandated silence on the other, and Shen Qingqiu caught between the two. Is it too late to go back to the Water Prison? (NOTE: This one was recommended three times, and I have personally reread it multiple times. It’s one of my favorites and I really do want to read more fics in a similar vein lol)

open my lungs to let you in by ghostybreads

Shen Qingqiu had a secret. So, naturally, it was only a matter of time before he was hit by a truth serum wife plot.

//

“How are you?”

“Horny. Kind of want Binghe to rail me, I guess. But it’s manageable.”

Liu Qingge’s hand on his forehead froze, and he was close enough that Shen Qingqiu could hear his breathing stop. He stared back expressionlessly, the mortification distantly crawling up the back of his neck. Honest One-Horned–

The frustrated scream that he usually vented in his head, came out straight from mouth.

“aaAAAAAHHHH GODDAMNIT AIRPLANE–”

Futility in Practice by TGP

When Luo Binghe is fourteen years old, his shizun suffers a terrible qi deviation and fever that completely changes who he is.

and judgment is just like a cup that we share by Kieron_ODuibhir

The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.

“Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”

First, do no harm by Terias

Shen Qingqiu has been acting especially erratic since awakening from his three day coma after a severe qi deviation.

Mu Qingfang investigates and discovers a great many things about his new shixiong. (NOTE: This one has Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu as the same soul, technically, but it still works I think!)

Show The Screenshots by A_Non_ymousWriter

When a rogue foreign System sends out a subtle virus, some outsiders are shown chat messages between a certain two transmigrators and their Systems.

AirplaneBro: nah dude shen jiu would never lay a hand on his female disciples like that, hes gay

Liu Qingge tripped on thin air while Mu Qingfang choked on his tea as Shang Qinghua (their god? creator??) casually shattered their view of their original Shen Qingiu. The fake Shen Qingqiu at least, was sharing their shock.

CucumberBro: EXCUSE ME WHAT??

CucumberBro: The fuck he is?!?! He literally GOES TO BROTHELS! LIU QINGGE FOUND HIM IN BED WITH A WOMAN THAT ONE TIME?

AirplaneBro: aight bro buckle the fuck up cuz imma take u on a joyride all about shen jiu >:)

—————-

Binghes#1Fan: I don't want to send Binghe into the Abyss...

System 2: User must comply, if User cannot do the task User will be punished and the account will be terminated.

Mobeis #1Fan: sorry bro unless ur okay w being ded af u gotta push binghe into the abyss

Ning Yingying's fists clenched. Okay, so trying to get Yuan-ge and A-Luo together would be harder than she thought.

#svsss #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #liu qingge #yue qingyuan #luo binghe #shen jiu #fic rec #fanfic rec #system reveal

[yonemurishiroku]

Headcanon the Cocoa Puffs don’t eat but take nutritions telepathically from Nico.

What does it mean? It means that half of everything Nico eats would go to the Cocoa Puffs. They literally feed off his energy like a baby in their mother’s womb.

This results in Nico getting hungry faster and more often, which results in him eating much larger meals in order to keep up with the energy spend. Which is a good thing! And now whenever people see him he’s having something in his mouth or Will’s stuffing something in his mouth.

Why all of this, you ask? Well Rick decided that Nico having a children is a good thing so if I’m not going full force with the whole teen parent thing just assume I’m ded. The Puffs are literally Nico’s inner demons manifested, I’ll be damned if I’m not exploiting that disgustingly beautiful concept.

#nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #toa #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #nyx (pjo) #the cocoa puffs #will solace #solangelo #nico headcanon #yone headcanon #tsats #the sun and the star #the sun and the star: a nico di angelo adventure

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[I haven’t seen Nimona yet. Y’all have me sold on it though, def gotta check this out. But. Hold up. This guy here, Mr literal golden boy]

Ambrosius. Goldenloin?

(Pffffffft that has to be a fandom name

What’s his real name-)

WHAT

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa…

Damn.

{You want Meaningful Names?}

Food of the Gods!

A Fruity, Cream-filled dessert!

Ya Boi is a Snack!

[I’m dead. Dying. Laughing. I have to see this. Holy shit. I can’t breathe. Losing my shit. I can’t breathe! Fucking gold. Wait. Literal Gold! Fuck’s sake. Ded]

#Nimona #ambrosius goldenloin #fandom #gay #gaaayyy #he’s a fruity #creamy #divine #snack #I’m dead

[sassysadisticsarcasms]

DPxDC Crossover Prompt/Headcanon

I’m not opposed to the idea of Jason being a halfa... I’m just of the opinion that full ghost Jason works so much better mainly because the halfa version has a great deal many plot holes. 

The main one being the fact that Jason is just dead. He is literally corpse par crowbar. Dropping him a pool of liquid death is not exactly going to bring back an already unalived individual. 

Here’s were the DP crossover aspect comes in. 

Instead of being ground zero for the formation of a catastrophic evisceration of spacetime and becoming the perfect split between two dimensions like Danny, Jason is just kind of kurplunked into some nice ol’ ectoplasmic sewage as a premade, prepackaged corpse. 

Basically, what I’m imagining is when Talia tosses ded Jason into the Pit he just kind of... sinks. I imagine the viscosity of ectoplasm being less water-like and more like that one episode of Myth Busters when they swim through maple syrup. 

Talia is just watching Jason slowly sink into this extremely viscous, stick liquid like shit, shit, shit, shit, because, yuck, syrup don’t like hair. 

For the sake of prosperity, lets say Jason was already going to form into a ghost. Not only does his non-consensual sewage dive speed up the process of him becoming a ghost, it also locks said ghost in his corpse. The Pit was essentially so sludge his ghost was like ‘meh’ and decided path of least resistance. 

This turns Jason into an undead something-rather, up to the writer’s deliberation. (I’m very disinclined towards zombies due to a certain traumatic event during my childhood, so preferably not that.) 

From there the writer can really just go whatever angle they want. Maybe the zone spits him out back into Gotham, maybe lady Gotham comes for him, or Danny comes along and is like that’s not right. 

I would like to say, he has a book obsession instead of that nasty revenge crap. Let my library boy be an antisocial bookworm goddamnit! This is my hill and I will die upon it like Danny’s childhood!

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #robin #Danny Phantom #danny fenton #ghost writer #the ghost zone #lady gotham #lazarus pit #dp headcanons #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #talia al ghul

[nerdiel-has-no-braincells]

GUH THANK YOU linobii FOR THIS BEAUTY 😭❤️

i’m literally ded

they killed me

i died happy tho ❤️

#— ❁ nerdiel has no braincells #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #jujutsu gojo #jjk satoru #jjk gojo #lockscreens

[neapocream]

Teacher!MC Part Christmas Special (Better late then never ig)

Mononobe: That was fun Christmas party just between of teachers

Jinn: It’s sure was.

Trition: By the way have anyone seen Mr./Ms. MC

Jinn: Pretty sure I saw him/her/them went something with Ded from the other school. Saying he need his/her/them help with something.

Mononobe: …Do you guys hear something?

Trition: Yeah I think it coming from…there?

MC: Why. Won’t. It. Go. In. Already. Damnit!

Ded: I’m trying it just too big to fit!

MC: WELL SHOVE IT IN HARDER! WE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 32 MINUTES!

Mononobe: …

Trition: …

Jinn: …

MC: *sigh* Finally…

*MC walk out of the room*

MC: Oh, hey guys-

Jinn:/Trition: MC!!!

MC: Huh!?

Trition: MC, I know it the holidays and you been very stressed out with the students and everything but…you didn’t have to do it in a school building!

Jinn: In a classroom no less, I know you wanted to have some fun but there literally other options! I too scared to look inside…

MC: What are you guys talking about!?

Trition/Jinn: We talking about-

Ded: Thank again MC for the help. Trying to put this giant doll together was difficult. I could have use my bag but I wanted to try something different.

Mononobe: I see. You were helping Ded with a doll.

MC: Yeah, he asked for help because he was having difficulty with putting in a couple of parts. It took awhile but we was able to finish it.

Mononobe: That’s great.

MC: Wait, what were you guys talking about?

Trition/Jinn: Ummm…

Mononobe: Oh, these two thought you and Ded were having se-

Trition/Jinn: MR. MONONOBE!

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #housamo au

[xnightmare-eyesx]

I may literally be dying for a glowflies update 🤣💙 ur writing is addictive

IM WORKING ON IT AS FAST AS I CAN PLZ DO NOT BE DED

I’m planning some good stuff it’s just cooking in my brain a little extra this time :3

#trust me it is being worked on!! #I am cooking #answering asks #text

[thebookwormlovesherteacher]

I FINALLY GOT TO SEE HIM TODAY!!

I ranted to him about the book I finished that he recommended me (we’re lowkey book buddies, he gives me books to read, and i give him books to read, and we usually spend a whole hour just talking about them when we get finished with them. it’s amazing.) AND THEN I MADE THE HORRIBLE MISTAKE OF TELLING HIM I READ A ROMANCE SERIES OVER OUR BREAK. you see i don’t normally like to read romance, i’m more of action/fantasy kinda book gal, but my friend recommended the series to me, so i was like, frick it, why not? i told him i read the romance series, not thinking he would care as he doesn’t really like romance either. BUT HE ASKED ME WHAT IT WAS CALLED SO HE COULD READ IT TOO MAYBE AND WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT LIKE WE USUALLY DO. you see the thing is… the series in question is reverse harem and incredibly spicy. i told him there was no way i was telling him what it was. i would literally combust on the spot. then he looked at me for a second and goes, “oh it’s SMUT isn’t it,” AJDKSJHDKDN hearing the word SMUT coming out of his mouth was so hilarious, but i denied it but told him it did contain somewhat spicy scenes (which is an extreme understatement) and he KEPT TRYING TO GET ME TO TELL HIM WHAT IT WAS!! at this point first blk was about to start, so i told him I’ll see him in his class and basically sprinted out of his room. he didn’t end up bringing it up again with my class with him, but oh my gosh. i’m ded.

#tc crush #teacher attachment #teacher crush #tc community #male teacher crush #tc post #oldermen #HE SAID SMUT SKDBKDBDND

[melrosing]

I come from a family of three girls and one boy and can I just say I know exactly that you mean? Not that it is revolutionary to say there is misogyny from mothers to their daughters but when I read the headcanons it felt familiar. I'm the eldest daughetr as well. it doesn't actually matter if you're the perfect daughter or not, they're gonna treat you the same

no fr... i'm one of two daughters of a woman who literally never wanted sons but like GOD this shit. the last time I visited my (now ded) grandmother - which was always really fucking fraught because my mother was convinced her mother had hated her since the day she was born and had often told me so, and had all these memories that she said showed her mother liked her younger brother better but that my grandmother remembered differently, and my grandmother was loving with me as a kid even if she lost a little interest when I was nine and my uncle had sons - anyway the LAST time I was sat with her whilst my mum was at fucking Tesco getting food she was going to cook for the three of us (that she’d pre-warned me my grandmother would criticise once it was on the table) and we were having a nice enough chat and it kind of felt warm like when I was kid and I was like you know what this lady AIN’T so bad as my mum says and there’s two sides to everything etc etc and then my gran said ‘btw you should really come see me without your mother some time. your mother. I’m telling u. there’s something twisted about her. when she was three and your uncle was a baby I left them with your grandad’s brother Terry and he was bouncing Nigel on his knee when I came to get them in the evening and he said what a jolly boy Nigel was but he pointed at your mum and he said that one: is a little witch. and she’s been giving me bitter looks all day.’ and then my gran looked at me all knowing like there you go, there’s your mum for you and then started talking about something the gardener said but I was just like excuse me I am going to the loo!! and I went to the kitchen and cried a bit!!!

anyway. we were talking to a cousin of my mum’s a year or so later and turns out great uncle terry fucked with kids so. there we fucking go i guess

#ask #would you believe we were talking about cersei five mins ago #cw child abuse

[elsannasecretsanta]

Secret Santa for @gryfon-spanish-werewolf

@gryfon-spanish-werewolf

***

“Anna! Stop fondling your sister and get over here, it’s Santa time!” Ryder called to her.

“Wha-?! I do not-” Anna, who was currently fondling her sister, tried to defend herself. Everyone, including Elsa, just looked at her for a while, as she started blushing. “Fine, fine, I’m coming.” She grumbled, got up, waited a bit for her kiss on the cheek from Elsa (who happily obliged) and went to get changed.

Her, Elsa, and Rapunzel were spending Christmas at Kristoff’s and Ryder’s place, since all of their families wanted nothing to do with them (reasons may or may not have included gayness and/or incest), and Anna has been voted to be this year’s Santa, which hurt Kristoff’s feelings just a tiny bit.

She went to the changing room, and thought about how lucky it was to find a friend group willing to look past some incest. Although she was not fondling anyone, they were just partaking in some very platonic cuddling, thank you very much.

She took off her I come in peace wooly sweater (and yes, she did knit it herself with some alien motive, and double yes, Elsa was currently wearing her own I am peace version) and put on the Santa… (Hoodie? Sweater? Jacket? Top? Crop Top? One of those, probably. She made a mental note to look up “santa crop top” later) upper article of clothing while huffing and grunting dramatically, because being dramatic is just what Anna does. She quickly put on the fake beard (having given up on growing a natural one somewhere around late June), buckled the belt, and went into the living room.

“Ho, ho, ho! ‘Tis I, Santa Claus, or, err, Nikolaus, Mikołaj, Ded Moroz and probably many more, depending on your cultural upbringing! I shall give off the gifts and or beating accordingly!” She exclaimed as soon as she entered. Kristoff hid his face in his hands, Rapunzel choked on her fist trying not to laugh, Ryder did laugh, and Elsa stood up, looking at her lovingly.

Elsa pointed at the chair near the Christmas Tree. “You must be tired after such a long trip, come sit down.” And guided Anna by hand. As soon as Anna sat down, she sat on her lap. Figures. Kristoff groaned, at which Anna hugged Elsa’s waist. “What would such a good girl want for Christmas this year?” She whispered, purposefully loudly, into Elsa’s ear, who shuddered a bit.

Ryder got up from the couch. “It’s literally Christmas, you idiots! Just give her her damn gift from behind you and let’s please move on.”

Anna shot him a look. “Wow, rude. I guess we all know who’s getting coal this year.” 

“Actually not a bad idea given the rising housing crisis and prices of everything, and this surprisingly cold winter.” Kristoff decided to chime in, very helpfully.

“Okay, okay” Rapunzel also butted in. “let’s just get this over with because at this rate Christmas will be over before the first gift is opened.”

Anna pouted, but Elsa seemed to agree, and so she reached for the first gift. 

She winced as she saw someone give Kristoff a deodorant. Not that she really disagreed with the sentiment per se, but you know, time and place? He also got a… “Best jokes 2023” and from Elsa and Anna some polish vodka he claimed to love. 

The rest of the gifts were also unimpressive, and the group returned to regular teasing and chatting. Anna was feeling too hot in her costume, but Elsa firmly refused to move her equally firm butt from her lap. It was a fair trade, if you ask her.

After a while of pretending to be happy with the crappy gifts, and being genuinely happy with the fact that their friends cared enough to give them some, they all decided to play spin the bottle, with an additional rule of one round of rock paper scissors to decide which of the sisters was chosen.

After Kristoff has dared Ryder to kiss him (“He’s your boyfriend you coward!”), Rapunzel told everyone that Elsa was her gay awakening (Anna could only nod in understanding) and Kristoff yodeled out of the window, fate had apparently chosen Elsa.

“Truth or dare?” Kristoff asked.

Elsa considered for a second. “Well I’m too comfy here to move” She slapped Anna’s thighs lightly. “so whatever, truth.”

Kristoff lit up as if he was hoping for that outcome. He smirked and took a deep breath. Everyone was watching him in anticipation. Finally, he spoke. “Do you have a crush on Anna?”

The room was silent. Anna blinked. Elsa didn’t move. Rapunzel was patting Ryder’s back, who was looking dumbfounded at Kristoff. “You are so lucky you are good in bed babe.” He said.

Kristoff just looked bad at him. “What? You can’t tell me you aren’t curious!”

Elsa cleared her throat. Everyone looked at her. She turned her head and kissed Anna. Anna kissed back. What followed was an uncomfortably long session of sloppy making out, and Anna loved every second.

After what felt like about two minutes, Ryder cleared his throat. Another minute followed (judging by the sounds, Rapunzel was now eating popcorn). After another, Ryder spoke. “Guys, I think you made your point. You can stop now.” Anna showed him her middle finger. Ryder sighed and she heard him tapping on the screen and tell Kristoff to close his mouth already.

Finally (too soon) they parted, and took a look around the room. Rapunzel was finishing a bowl of popcorn, Ryder was scrolling tiktok, and Kristoff, mouth now closed, was just looking at them utterly flabbergasted. Anna felt her cheeks burn a little.

After a moment of silence, Kristoff finally seemed to get over his shock. “How long?” He asked.

Elsa shrugged. “Hard to say, because we were always… you know, mostly like that? Which I guess is why you didn’t notice. We didn’t notice when jokes and teasing became genuine flirting ourselves for a while.”

Anna shifted a little, and put her chin on Elsa’s shoulder. “But our first serious kiss was like 2 years ago. And we first had sex-”

“I think that’s enough, Anna.” Elsa rudely interrupted her.

“Why didn’t you tell me? Why did they” He pointed at Ryder and Rapunzel, watching the conversation. “know, and I didn’t?”

“That’d be because you’re a moron.” Ryder chimed in, and Kristoff threw a pillow at him. He looked hurt.

Elsa finally got up, and she and Anna sat down on the floor next to Kristoff. “Well, at first we didn’t really know what’s happening.” Anna started. “Is it just a crush? Are we fucked in the head? Will it destroy us? When did it all change? So we didn’t really know what to tell you. ‘Hey Kristoff, I banged Elsa yesterday!’? Then our parents found out and kicked us out and telling anyone was the last thing on our minds, with you know, figuring out how to have a roof over our heads thing. We had to sleep at your place for a month, and we were terrified you’d kick us out too if you knew.” She shuddered a bit, and Elsa continued for her.

“Then when we settled we honestly thought either Rapunzel or Ryder told you, because you didn’t seem at all shocked at our progressive… closeness.” She added diplomatically.

“Well, how did they find out for sure?” He asked.

“I got to know them after we got together, so there was no ‘ah that’s just Elsa and Anna they were always weird like that’, and so after like, two days of hanging out I asked them.” Ryder responded. “They said yes, I said cool, we went home. I was sure you had to know.”

Kristoff nodded. “And you?” He asked Rapunzel, who blushed. “Well, it’s kinda… embarrassing. But I guess I’m over it enough to share.” She took a deep breath, and Elsa looked at her softly. “I had a massive crush on Elsa and asked her out. She said she was taken. I put two and two together, and confronted them after a week of gaslighting myself. They confirmed it, I cried for a month, we hugged it out, all is well in the world now.”

Kristoff took a moment to collect himself. Anna was scared. While they lucked out with two friends, incest is a big deal actually (which Elsa had to remind her every two days), and there was no guarantee Kristoff would be as accepting as the others. Elsa must have noticed her anxiety, because she moved closer, and hugged her side. She leaned into it, and waited.

Kristoff didn’t address them. He looked at Ryder and Rapunzel “And you’re both okay with it?”

They shrugged. “Well, my homosexual gay boyfriend, love is love, isn’t it?” Ryder said. 

“I’ve known them their whole lives, as did you, and I took a long time to try and analyze every memory of them I could, and I just… couldn’t really remember anything alarming. And they are happier now than they’ve ever been.” Rapunzel added, and Elsa and Anna both nodded.

Kristoff sighed, no, he sighed, for a full 20 seconds, before turning back to sisters. Girlfriends. Sister girlfriends. Whatever.

“I guess I’m happy for you.” He finally said. They both relaxed. “But, uh, how did your parents find out?”

Anna straightened her back. “Oh, they walked in on me eating Elsa ou-”

She got smacked, Kristoff choked, Ryder laughed, and Rapunzel snorted. Life was good.

#submission #secret santa 2023 #elsanna