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#I’m fuckin obsessed with RE8
salemcoven · 3 years
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At this point, it’s easier to tell my folks I’m in a long-term relationship with an inter dimensional waffle iron than saying I’m terminally obsessed with a vampire milf and her family of unsocialized goblins.
Because you had to read this stupid post with your own eyes, I’ll reward you with a WIP of what I’m working on.
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Headcanons for the swap au sewer gators!!!!!
So I actually started thinking about what this au would be like as a game and who would be the protagonist and such
I think that if it was a game, Marguerite would be the protagonist, with the whole story being her going around and saving her family, especially her kids!! She’d be like Ethan in RE8 but turned up extra kick ass with her mom instincts
Peter and Andre like almost always at least get along and work together, but Clancy and Pete frequently disagree, making it a situation of “well they’re both gonna kill me, but if I just pick one to go after the other will leave me alone”
Clancy takes an immediate fascination to Lucas and steals him away from Pete and Andre to place him in his own games, whereas the other Bakers stay with Pete, at least in the beginning
Clancy forms like an immediate obsession with Lucas, I’m not sure obsession is the perfect word but it’s the best I can think of. Due to this obsession, Clancy actually becomes like a protector in the event that Peter comes after Lucas
Despite Marguerite being the protagonist, I think it’d be Lucas who saves his family by making a deal with Clancy. If Clancy lets his family go, then Lucas will willingly stay with him and play his games for as long as he wants. Can’t decide if the ending should be the deal being made and Lucas then just staying while Marguerite and Zoe leave (I don’t think Clancy would let Jack live, despite Lucas’s protests. If we’re going with the more canon interpretation where Jack abuses Lucas, then Clancy wouldn’t let Jack go as a punishment for hurting Lucas. If we go with a more fanon interpretation, then yeah Jack would leave with Marguerite and Zoe, but I imagined this with the more canon way), the deal being made but Marguerite coming back and beating the shit out of Clancy to get her son, or if the Sewer Gators would be nicer, but i don’t think that one would work. The last ending i could think of was Clancy having Marguerite and Zoe stay but keep them from fighting
Marguerite should get a spear because she deserves one <3
Lucas comes across Zoe at some point and she’s like tied up and fucked up and you get a nice mix between older brother protectiveness and debilitating helplessness for Lucas
If you want to include Joe then I think after the ending of Lucas staying while Marguerite and Zoe leave, Marguerite, Zoe, and Joe create a kick ass trio to go and get him back and Clancy doesn’t have a prayer
Andre’s weakness is totally the camera in his face, so if you shatter the screen you’ve basically blinded him, so you just have to worry about making noise
I feel like Peter would have a Pennywise type weakness, where, because he’s a host, you just have to heckle him enough and he’ll go into a rage, becoming super sloppy and stops guarding his weak spots so it’s much easier to get good hits in
With Clancy, Lucas would never physically fight him, but Marguerite might. If she does, she’d have to pull a “trust me” move with Lucas, making it seem like she’ll hurt him, which distracts Clancy enough she can get good hits in
Jack is fuckin useless in this story nfjdhdj but if you go with the more canon way, then Clancy absolutely hates him and will kill him on sight, too furious to even make him suffer. He just needs Jack dead and the comfort that he’ll never touch Lucas again
It is two in the morning and I’m still not feeling great so we’ll see if i have more ideas later but yeah!! Swap au sewer gators!!!
WAKJHGFDSDFGH SILAS IM JUST GONNA SAY I LOVE THE IDEA OF PROTAGONIST MARGUERITE I WANT HER TO MAKE SNARKY COMMENTS LIKE ETHAN DOES TOO
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telafel · 3 years
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i almost want to get RE8 for big man with hammer and nic-cage werewolf man with hammer that has some gascoigne aesthetics
but i’m super obsessed with the whole vibe of the game like... fuckin bloodborne and darksouls aesthetics mixed with RE like it feels like you’re going through cainhurst and it’s RADICAL i want to put my face in it and inhale it through my nose into my body, i want to eat it,
i don’t care about anything else in the game gimme big vampire lady and big werewolf man and more normal sized werewolf man
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