#I’m a grown man

[ailurocide]

Hmm…..

#I KNOW #it’s odd worded this way #but…… I have my reasons dw #just trust uwu #Eugh don’t look at the uwu #I’m a grown man #spotty speaks

[sh5]

#lee speaks #now the source is ruined which I think is funnier than turning reblogs off. it will continue to spread but it's hilarious to me now #this post wasn't supposed to breach containment and I disagree with the majority of you and you're annoying me <3 #I’ve found that I actually don’t care at all and I’m a grown ass man #fiiiiiiiine I’m turning reblogs off since people are getting actually pissy. fuck all of you

[b1deo]

BABYGIRL!!

#marble hornets #brian marble hornets #mh brian #GROWN MAN BABYGIRL!! #this is the first time I post anything other than Lucids #sorry folks #BRAIN!! #BRIAN!! #idk what else to tag #I’m new to this fandom #marble hornets fanart #??? #my art #brian thomas

[5hrignold]

i meant to put this together days ago but here’s pim gifs from the new episode let’s all pretend it still just came out lalalala

#I’m about to be so insufferable about this pitiful little thing it could make a grown man cry #anyways #think the 5th one is my favourite i Love the awkward hopeful smile he does #AND THE LAUGH AFTERWARDSSSSNDD i feel like this isn’t actually as unpopular of an opinion that im thinking it is but #i Love that face so much. yknow like when it goes sorta detailed for a second like in the second last gif. that #I love it so much. it only happened like maybe twice in s1 and now its happened 2 times in the first ep im being so fed #HES SO CUUUUTTEEJEJKORUYYFUYU THUGYGUYG #seriously i could just. go on about all of these each for like 20 minutes #ok bue #smiling friends #pim pimling

[all-lee24]

Young Malenia doodles + headcanons

((A.K.A Malenia as Miquella always sees her even after she grew up and became a fierce warrior))

#elden ring #sweet and shy Malenia transforming into a deadly warrior #something something metamorphosis reference #anyway I think that the irony is that Miquella is cursed with eternal youth but actually his big bro genes are so strong that he also #just permanently associates Malenia with her baby self #she’s a grown adult with 5 kids like ‘bye Miq I’m going to war’ and he’s like ‘huh!? what!? you can’t do that you’re twelve!’ #Malenia is the baby to him #he’s an old man

[melucomarket]

For the art request thing, maybe Damian and Tim bonding? Or annoying each other, your choice!

Also, I love your art and hope that you are having an amazing day!! <3

I’ve been seeing that new Damian hairstyle from the ongoing Batman & Robin comics, and well— I think Tim would get a kick out of seeing Damian’s interactions with PTA parent mode Bruce lmaooo

Hope you enjoy! Also TY!💕✨

(and hope you have good day/night as well!)

#I’d like to think that even though Tim’s a grown ass man he still drinks caprisuns like they’re the holy grail #Damian’s entering his emo phase and I’m all for it #I think Jason would be proud and also get a kick out of it #Tim might show Damian the skater boi ways #batfamily #batboys #dc batman #batfam #dc fanart #damian wayne #tim drake #dc robin

[plistommy]

Look at him go!

#Babygirl and it’s a grown ass man #LMAO BUT HE IS TO ME #HE LOOKS AMAZING #I’m loving the hair! #Have I ever mentioned how much I love this man? #Because I do #LOL #joe keery #Such a great dude #stranger things #djo #steve harrington #pic

[acillianproblem]

HE IS SO LOST + ADORABLE SOMEONE FIND HIM

#he’s a grown man I’m sure he’s fine #cillian murphy #2024 golden globes #golden globes

[oddly-casual]

Fiona and Cake spoilers seriously

(Something I noticed abt Betty and Simons relationship)

I love Betty and Simon’s relationship, I think their back story is so cute and romantic and all that lovely stuff don’t get me wrong.

But there’s this under tone of Betty constantly giving things up for Simon and we don’t really talk about it a lot???

Like, Betty let Simon have his moment with the artifact and the pubic, she also doesn’t go to her trip in favor of going on an expedition with Simon. Then when she goes to leave again she stays for Simon.

Even Fiona is like “you went with her on the bus?” And Simon just looks all confused like “what? No, why would I do that?” Like- hello???

Then after that she gave up her entire life and mind to get Simon back to the point where she literally says “I don’t know who I am without him anymore.” And that just sucks! Since the beginning Betty has been the one giving up the most, her mind, her own possible career, and it’s a story of love of course and it’s very sweet but it’s also a story of sacrifice.

Their love wasn’t a perfect solution, it was already sort of imbalanced when it started and I lowkey love how we see those cracks even before they’re together.

Again, I love their relationship and I think it’s sweet. I just think we should talk about Betty’s side more, especially when she tells a story of what most women do in relationships, sacrifice.

#fiona and cake spoilers #fiona and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #It made itself really apparent in these newest episodes and I couldn’t stop thinking abt it #like Betty idolized Simon before they formally met so of course she was gonna drop everything to go on that expedition with him #but it was more after that too like she was going to leave to study in Australia but Simon stopped her #and Betty’s a grown woman she can make her own decisions #but even Betty’s friend was like ‘don’t make her miss the bus!’ because Betty had a real opportunity to do something else #and maybe It’s that true love trumps all or what ever but the way they frame it in the show feels weird to me #like Why have Fiona ask if Simon got on the bus with Betty if it wasn’t important??? #the way Simon responds feels weird too he responds like Fiona doesn’t make sense when asking that question #BUT ITS VALID Like why wouldn’t you encourage Betty to go off and maybe start her own career?? #or just go with her?? like she gave up stuff to go on your exhibition why wouldn’t you return the favor??? #and obviously Simon doesn’t do this on purpose I’m not saying he did #he didn’t guilt trip or force Betty or even ask her to give up these things to be with him Betty did all that on her own #i think it’s just interesting the way the show frames their relationship #like Betty gives up a lot to be with Simon in Fiona and Cake and in adventure time too #but she idolizes Simon and after Simon becomes IK she’s chasing after the man he used to be #meanwhile everyone learns to live with who IK is now it was just Betty who was clinging to Simon the whole way through #obviously they love each other and respect each other but I think Betty idolizing Simon didn’t just stay when they were kids #or college students or what ever it keto’s going even when the world ended and Simon became Ice King #this is was so much more than I planned on writing-

[heatwavering]

this will never not having me cheesing like an absolute idiot

#it’s just the little nervous smile and nodding to himself to confirm he said the right thing #iceman (repressed): i’m getting an A in maverick-caring :) which is a completely normal thing to aspire for :) #julliard trained val kilmer really popped off here #tfw you just broke through years of repression to tell a man you care for him and now your bestie is slinging him around like a chew toy #this is just me pointing at a grown man and saying oooo you’ve got a crushhh #and the way mavericks smiling at him too!! he didn’t see slider coming!! #genuinely throwing up over them #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky

[miekasa]

gojo’s son calling him baby because he heard gojo calling you that. precious

HHHH I KNOW :(( Satoru always encourages infant babbling (speaks animatedly and listens with the same enthusiasm even when it’s just incoherent noises), and the kid has taken to incorporating some key phrases into his vocabulary—learning to ask for more when he’s hungry, asking for his dad to keep playing with him, saying “thank you” and “i love you” (Satoru’s personal favorite, because his L’s do sound a little like W’s and he coos every time)—but he’s also picking up on things you and Satoru say to eachother. So, it’s only natural that hearing his parents refer to each other as “baby,” makes the toddler believe that that’s a normal part of speech he can start saying.

The first time it happens, Satoru is coming back from work. He can hear giggling in the kitchen, and when he makes his way there he’s greeted with the sight of his son in his high-chair clapping happily as you scoop some of his dinner onto his plate. Satoru reaches to you first, and arm curling around your waist and his lips pressing to your cheek. You’re about to return the greeting when the words are spoken for you, a high-pitched and excited squeal from your toddler in place of your own voice, “Home, baby!” Satoru pauses and blinks, pointing a finger at his chest and observing as his son only grins wider, making grabby hands for his father. He repeats the phrase again, this time attempting a broken syllable version of the word “welcome,” that makes Satoru’s heart swell three sizes. He’s quick to scoop his son right out of the chair, twirl him around and press kisses to his cheek, “Missed you so much, too, baby!”

First it’s you and Satoru that get called baby as greetings, but soon it extends to other people. When Megumi comes over to babysit the following week, he’s met with excited squeals and raised arms (demands to be picked up), before his cheeks are squished between baby-sized palms and he’s formally greeted with, “Hi, baby!” The look on Megumi’s face is priceless—slightly red and embarrassed, but beyond fond—and he gives the kid a gentle pat on the head before telling him he missed him, too. When it’s time for Megumi to return home for the evening, he gets soft hugs and tired yawns, the words “Bye, Memi. Night, baby,” barely getting out.

Your son is a fast learner, it seems. He quickly realizes he can use the word outside of greetings and goodbyes, and tries it out with his uncle Nanamin the next time he’s over at his house. Nanami is leaning over the counter, watching carefully as the toddler eats his lunch. He reaches over to wipe some smeared tomato away from his mouth as he’s finishing up his food, and that’s when the baby grins at him, looking his uncle (godfather, really, but he doesn’t know that yet), right in the eye before saying, “Thank you, baby.” Kento only smiles softly, continuing to gently wipe down his cheeks, before cradling his head and musing, “You’re more than welcome.”

You and Satoru debate which one of you he’s been picking this up from. You think the obvious choice is your husband—Satoru’s always been the more affectionate one, and pet names comes easy to him. He argues that your son gets it from you, and that he listens more carefully to his mom. Your theory is proven correct when your son is curled up in your lap shortly after dinner time, hands reaching to be held against your chest and rocked to sleep. You think he’s finally dozing off when you hear a small, and tired, “‘Night, my baby,” from your toddler’s lips. You look up to Satoru, who grins, leaning down to kiss the top of his son’s head and then your forehead. He takes after this father, without a doubt; because while every body else was baby, only your boys had the honor of refer to your as their baby.

#anonymous #no no it’s fine i’m fine…. i’m FINE #everyone is baby because that’s just how he thinks the world works… he thinks everyone gets the same affection…. kids r so fucking precious #im sorry for this essay..:. but as you can tell i have real life genuine feelings for this man #hhhhh SCREAMING. CRYING. PERFECT STORM. #ok but i was saying this the other day gojo gets lucky his kid starts saying ‘baby’ #nanami & levi get stuck w their kids learning their actual names LMFAOOO levi is like no no. please PLEASE #it only happens w ur second kid that’s why nanami is so confused but when he hears his baby girl call him ‘ken!’ instead of ‘daddy’ #lord he might cry real grown man tears LMFAO #i guess i might as well make a tag for him #gojo x reader #satoru.ask

[captainfern]

omg Fern i just wanted to tell u that I got a JOHN PRICE SCENTED CANDLE from etsy and it’s so magical. it’s scented with butterscotch, gum powder, and bourbon and it smells SO GOOD. (seller’s name is EmbersAshesCo if anyone wants one lol)

capitalism slayed with this one

#not sure if i’d vibe with that smell but honestly it lowkey does sound good #but riddle me this #what part of that grown arse man seems like he smells like butterscotch #nah baby gimme whiskey smoke and sweat #kidding but ask me again when i’m ovulating and i might not be kidding #captainfern #captainfernsalutes

[tacopok]

To me laios touden is asexual, but is smth between sed neutral and sex positive where sex is just smth he goes “hm. Interesting” at like it’s a science project for him to observe and he wouldn’t mind it in a relationship if it’s within his boundaries and helps him understand a partner

#source is I’m autistic and asexual btw #ppl who infantilize autistic coded chrs are my bane like. #HE KNOWS WHAT SEX IS HES A GROWN MAN #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden

[froody]

I have this core childhood memory of my mother handing my father a shotgun and telling him he had to shoot the opossum that had been plaguing the yard for weeks, freaking out the dog, getting in the trash, eating dog food, knocking over the bird feeder. And my dad, drunk and holding a shotgun, straight up bursts into tears. He can’t do it. The opossum is right outside on the bird feeder and my dad, a grown man, is crying and telling my mom he can’t shoot it. I have no idea why my mom didn’t shoot the possum herself, she’s a better shot then my dad and much more accustomed to hunting and processing animals in things. idk if she wanted my dad to feel like a pussy or if she too couldn’t bring herself to end the lovable rogue that lived in our yard but the opossum survived and that’s a vivid memory.

#animal death / #as a grown man I’m pretty sure I could not shoot an opossum #animal I have to eat in a survival situation like a deer or a rabbit or a squirrel I think I could #but a possum? #they have the jester’s privilege of nature

[mcondance]

i just want keke palmer’s boyfriend to know that i will fucking kill him

#don’t speak on her are you crazy? #grown ass nigga talking shit on his girl #THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILD #on the internet #‘i’m the man of the family’ lil bro u live on her change #₊˚. ☆ diary 📓

[jjkyaoi]

i see ur “steve rolls his eyes and calls eddie stupid whenever he goes on rants abt d&d” But. i raise you. he does that at first but then when he develops his mega ultra loser crush, he always kicks his feet and smiles and plays with his hair bc wow … he’s a loser :) and eddie’s like r u listening?? to what i’m saying right now ?? or are u just going to tell me to shut up for the tenth time and steve who has been imagining a married life with cats in a basic rich person house with him is like i’m TOTALLLYYY listening dude dw but whenever dustin tries to talk to him abt d&d he’s like dude shut the fuck up idc

#dustin watching steve fiddle with the telephone cord like a teenager and biting his lip #while eddie rambles abt glorified roleplay as if he didn’t smack up upside the head for telling jhim he could watch them play one time: for #-a grown man?? #sorry. i’m silly #dustin henderson #steve harrington #eddie munson #i like … loser steve . #that goes WOWA whenever eddie talks but barely computes what he’s rambling abt most of the time cause pretty guy <33 #steddie #steveddie #it’s either him making goo goo eyes whenever eddie does nerd bullshit or being a giddy little teenager over it