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writerblue275 · 2 months
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Heartsteel Ranking: “Scary boyfriend privilege”
(AKA how intimidating they are to people who don’t know them.)
Inspiration: I’ll be honest this is a bit of a random ranking but I thought it would be fun to do and it was!
Champions: Heartsteel
Genre: Ranking
Type: Fluff? This is meant in a funny way.
Tw: Small mention of alcohol (drink responsibly y’all), and swearing (because I do, in fact, have the mouth of a damn sailor.)
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List goes least intimidating to most intimidating.
LEAST
Ezreal (One of these days I will do a ranking that doesn’t put him at the bottom! I swear it’s not intentional! 😂)
Let’s be honest no one is shocked he’s here, right? Where else was Ez going to go on this list?? This isn’t a bad thing though! He just gives off such golden retriever energy and it’s amazing and I love him. I want to be at least best friends with HS Ezreal.
Despite the usual happy golden retriever energy, he’s definitely not afraid to tell people off/protect you though. (I feel like he secretly has quite a temper. He’s a Sagittarius after all [love my fellow 🔥 signs WOOT WOOT]. Usually he’s very good about keeping it under control…but if someone [besides you, he absolutely adores you] pushes him too far [ex: by making you uncomfortable]…just see what happens.)
Aphelios
You absolutely have scary boyfriend privilege with Aphelios, but I just can’t rank him higher than any of the other members below. He definitely has that “brooding silent type” down pat, and when he’s wearing his mask, that’s doubled. That air of mystery, baby, he’s got that in SPADES.
We also know he’s tall. Like not Sett, K’Sante, or Yone tall, but he’s got some height on him (unconfirmed 6’). Physically, he’s definitely more intimidating than Ez. Like imagine Phel silently staring daggers at someone. Lmao I’d hate to be whoever pissed him off.
K’Sante
Most of this comes from his height (unconfirmed 6’4”) and the fact he’s one of the gym bros. Like general vibe/personality-wise, I think Phel could be more-intimidating than K’Sante (or even Sett), but have you seen how just MASSIVE K’Sante is? HE CAN CANONICALLY BENCH SETT. Like 😮😮😮
Not to mention I feel like he’d always stick close to you in public, so no one would even dream of trying to do anything to you. (Unless they’re a whole dumbass.) K’Sante genuinely gives me very kind vibes, but he definitely protects those he loves very fiercely.
Sett
Sett is (unconfirmed) 6’7” (at least confirmed the tallest in the group), and JACKED AS HELL. Not to mention “allergic” to sleeves so those arms are out most of the time lmao. Only a fucking moron (or someone who is incredibly drunk) would look at Settrigh and go “oh yeah I am absolutely going to mess with this guy.” RIP that idiot.
He also doesn’t fuck around about the safety of the people he loves. Sett genuinely seems like the sweetest guy (I love this giant, ripped, sewing himbo so fucking much oh my fucking god) but he can/will be intentionally intimidating if it’s necessary to keep you or Ma safe (the two most important figures in his life 🥺). Will walk you home/keep you close to him in crowded situations. He always wants you to feel safe when you’re with him (you absolutely do like how could you not?).
Kayn
So this is based on both appearance and reputation. Obviously Kayn has quite the reputation from his last band (as well as being kicked out of it.) Appearance-wise, he’s not super tall, but he’s tall enough. Not to mention the piercings, tattoos, the fact he’s also in excellent shape (I mean we all saw those abs 😏), has vibrant dyed hair, a very bright red eye, and he is a total metal head. He can also, um, travel through WALLS. (Small detail lol.)
DO I EVEN HAVE TO MENTION RHAAST (even as his stage alter ego)???? Kayn can be pretty impulsive and sometimes acts first, thinks later. (He’s currently working on that with Yone, it’s fine.) Someone would be a damn fool to fuck with him or you. He just gives me very loyal guard dog vibes. (I mean he did wear the damn leash in the mv so….😝)
Yone
There is no one (let me repeat: NO ONE) I’d want to fuck with less than Yone. This man has quintessential resting bitch face (RBF), is like 6’ 2-3” (unconfirmed), in very good shaped (based on the lovely titty window of his outfit. Thank you, Riot designers) and is able to (mostly) wrangle the rest of the group. Also (hella obvious but) HE’S AN INTROVERT (INFJ specifically). People are NOT his thing (fucking MOOD).
Yone is the one who gives the most similar vibes to the TikToks I’ve seen that show cosplayers at Cons with their scarier-dressed friends/partners following behind them keeping them safe. (For Yone, it’s the RBF/air of mystery that really sets the tone.) He gives me such mature gentleman vibes as well. He’s always going to walk you home especially at night, or he’ll stay by your side in a crowd and you are just going to feel really safe with him. Top-tier scary boyfriend privilege right there.
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Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed! Ok so the least and most intimidating were extremely obvious to me. It was everyone else in between that made things difficult. This was really fun to write though, even if the concept is a bit silly! 😂
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murphallo · 3 years
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chenford week 2021 day two: favorite episodes
got me messed up if you think i can pick a favorite episode out of the whole show SO we’re doing one per season
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season one: 1x14
oh plain clothes day how i love thee…
tim started out the day like “omg can’t wait til you wash out” and he was like protecting her all day when she messed up. he told talia WITH HIS CHEST that he wouldn’t let her get fired when he was supposed to be like a passive observer… and then the whole shit with the eval like??? first off he was so dramatic making her read it so he could give his speech????? but yeah just the way he was protecting her all day and established his favoritism for her to his fellow TO with no regrets whatsoever was like?????? and that’s all before the iconic bar tab scene 😂
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season 2: 2x10-11
let’s start with jealous ass 2x10 tim threatening to jail caleb for breathing and stealing his number out of thin air just being ornery as hell. also i know it’s a bit bittersweet now but i love the scene at the end of 2x10 where he tells her to get a drink because like i LOVED how she was just waiting until grey was done talking to talk to tim about how excited she was to get home (talking about having to leave in 10 minutes but spending precious time talking to tim) and i loved how he was fully ready to leave and dead stopped to talk to her
OKAY SO 2x11…………………………. BITCH WE ALL KNOW THE DEAL!!!!! manz was ready to burn LA to the ground to find lucy, slammed a random henchman’s face into his steering wheel, pointed a gun in the face of another dude straight up minding his business, all while lucy was in danger canonically thinking “tim is gonna find me” THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! she left the ring FOR HIM to find. WHICH HE DID. and they could’ve let the team, or even like tim and jackson divvy up the rescue itself. nah tho they had tim find the ring, start the digging with his bare hands, lift the lid off the barrel himself, drag her out himself, give her cpr HIMSELF, and hold her while she recovered…… and then the FUCKING???? HOSPITAL SCENE?????? MANZ STAYED OVERNIGHT…… PLAYED DUTIFUL HOSPITAL HUSBAND…….. BROUGHT HER HER FAVORITE FOOD……….. DIDNT EVEN TELL HER HE WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND HER UNTIL 2 WEEKS LATER……… THE FUCK WAS THE HOSPITAL SCENE YALL?????
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season 3: 3x09
y’all… 3x09 was just the loudest shit??? the miscommunication because she thought he didn’t care about the separation and in his mind he was like “you think you’re getting rid of me that easy? HA” the volume of lucy mentioning their relationship and middle school tim’s like “ReLaTiOnShIp?!” like she couldn’t mean idk another kind of relationship or…. and then when lucy actually was talking about romantic relationships and tim goes “i wish someone taught me how to be in this one” and lucy was, rightfully, like BITCH???? tim bradford gave us all his tea on that day. now…. the fake confession…. i know like most of us knew the confession was gonna be fake….. but i was not even a pinch ready for lucy to start actually saying shit the entire audience knows to be true. i literally was like “yeah uh huh clown me” and then i heard her start saying true shit and i had to pause and scream to process. and aur ma god the ending scene??? the way he did not plan to tell her he was gonna miss her but he gave her the eval so she knew there was no hard feelings about the *ahem* “fake” confession. the looks in that scene might also be some of my favorite looks in the history of chenford as pictured lol it’s between this scene and the wedding scene like my god the looks. the powder bomb AGH the way he was so excited for her gift before he opened it like he was so touched 😭 and the “i’ll see you tomorrow, lucy” “see you tomorrow, tim” IT WAS SO PERSONAL LIKE FIRST NAMES???? TO EACH OTHER????? FUCKING SERIOUSLY?????
so yes those are my favorite chenford episodes which i wrote essays on whilst screaming
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modellemode · 3 years
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It’s ma Birthday and the Taurus New Moon....insane
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