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#I’ll literally slam someone if they think this is shippy
edenslostwallflower · 4 years
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Makoto + lynna for that ship meme 😂 | @teokyeo​ i hope this is the right one i went back until i found a shippy sounding meme.
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send me a ship and I'll tell you...
who is more likely to hurt the other?  It would happen eventually but not intentionally. It would probably be Makoto accidentally giving Leanna some hard fact/truths about something she had a solid view/opinion on (even if it was a wrong one). 
who is emotionally stronger?  Makoto. Definitely. This boy gets mad like once, I mean c’mon.
who is physically stronger?  Again, Makoto. Lookit that body. 
who is more likely to break a bone?  Oh Lynna, definitely. Probably already has. 
 who knows best what to say to upset the other? NO ONE UPSETS THE OTHER INTENTIONALLY IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. 
 who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?  It’s more likely to be whoever was in the wrong of the argument. They’d both be mature enough to realize one of them was being stubborn at the time. 
 who treats who’s wounds more often?   Take a guess on who probably slammed head first into the corner of a street sign cause they lack the capacity to not chase a cat. 
who is in constant need of comfort?  Lynna. Cries over everything. Not like in a pitying way though just.. she dropped her popsicle again and is crying about it. 
 who gets more jealous?  Lynna. She can in fact feel negative emotions. 
 who’s most likely to walk out on the other?  Lynna. She can’t handle conflict or confrontation and will literally run away from an argument even if she was winning. 
 who will propose? Makoto would be trying to do everything traditional and cliche. Setting up a romantic evening, buying the perfect ring, waiting for the right time to actually do the thing but when it comes to Lynna, she’s really hard to predict so the evening doesn’t go right to plan. You know what, that song from Frozen 2 (that was cut) is actually the perfect song for these two. 
 who has the most difficult parents?  Lynna. They had to raise a mermaid from almost the day that she hatched. They built her life around an itinerary so she’s always safe, they know where she is at all times, and most importantly that no one else finds out on accident. 
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?  Lynna. She’s very skinship oriented regardless if she’s in a relationship with him or not. She will be holding that hand. 
 who comes up for the other all the time?  I don’t... get the question what does this mean. 
 who hogs the blankets? Lynna. She is a cuddly sleeper and if she has no one to cuddle with she will cuddle the blankets. 
 who gets more sad?  Lynna. Being a mermaid means she feels emotions at 100% capacity at all times no matter the cause. 
 who is better at cheering the other up?  They both are pretty good at it actually. Makoto is good verbally and Lynna is good physically. So he’ll say something to make her feel better or she’ll keep imitating different fish faces until he laughs at one of them. 
 who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?  Lynna. I don’t think Makoto has the capacity to hit someone even playfully. 
who is more streetwise?  Surprisingly, Lynna. She has 1 braincell and somehow she can use that to dupe information out of people by thinking outside the box. Or she befriends a group of delinquents in Tokyo that come in to help them during some situation and NO ONE saw that coming. 
who is more wise? who’s the shyest?  Makoto is both wise and shy. Lynna has 1 braincell and it doesn’t know either of those words. 
 who boasts about the other more?  Lynna. She’d constantly be like watching Makoto in races letting everyone know she’s dating that one. 
 who sits on who’s lap? Realistically? Lynna sits on Makotos lap (imagine that boy just furiously blushing every heccin time) but there will be times where it’s like, one seat left on the bus and Makoto gives it to Lynna who’s like ‘Sit on my lap!! :D’ And he’s just ‘NO!’ and she’s always ‘ :( Aw c’mon. Standings no fun..’ Like she doesn’t see the potential risk of having a 6 foot back stroke swimmer sitting on her lap would have. 
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You know what time it is? Time for me to carry on re-reading that clusterheck known as The Misadventures of Prince Kim, on an epic journey to correct typos and question my entire life!
K we’re up to chapter 11 let’s gooooo
This is pretty much the only time in the whole thing where Max proper has a go at Kim, and honestly he deserves it!! yes nerd boy, go off!!
how to deal with the guy you’re unknowingly crushing on being your parents’ deadly enemy -- just CHALLENGE HIM TO A SWORD DUEL apparently, Kim what the actual hell
srsly though where did Kim get that sword
Adrien is so good and blessed... and also everything in his lil speech is gonna be a plot point in the sequel
Kim thAT’S SO GAY OMG YOU’RE SUCH A DISASTER BI
Everything about Max and Kim’s friendship is just so good ugh that’s one thing at least I’m proud of in this fic, the epic slowburn Kimax, it’s good and I’m happy with it
Max saying “I realize that may have been short-sighted of me” is a pun by the way (because he wears glasses), pls appreciate it
“Seasons are a social construct, Max. Time is an illusion.” I will NEVER be able to outdo the genius of this line
Chapter 12 here we go
Max’s entire reason for being in this fic is being the love interest, I swear... like in the first half of the fic he just suffers internal gay heartbreak over and over, and in the second half he’s perfectly happy with his bae and doesn’t rly have any stakes in the plot aside from wanting to keep the people he cares about safe... he’s the Love Interest(TM)
More geography lessons now, mixed in with science and history too... I know I call Max a nerd but maybe I’M the nerd
the world of the fic is so messed up, I mean Chloe’s walking around in rococo clothing and her citizens are peasant farmers wanting to guillotine her, and then there’s kingdoms like Max’s and Alix’s, who have cars and planes and phones and stuff?? this really is a game of Civ, dang
hmm... I think it’s implied that later on in the fic satellites are already in space, but here Max says they’re still being built... eh whatever I can just pretend they launched inbetween at some point or that Max’s research is a bit out of date
his speech really did have a global impact okay, I swear it was plot relevant and not just filler because I think Max is really cool and super underrated or anything
the entire Animan episode is happening on the side as a B-plot just because why not
CHAPTER 13 NOW, HELL YES BRING ON THE GAY
Nath is me omg, that social anxiety amirite
Myvan is canon!!! Myvan is canon!!! I’d forgotten about that whoops
this is LITERALLY just Animan except at a ball
Adrien making puns and calling Marinette “princess”... I was not that subtle was I
yes the hot Italian noble is Lila, I wasn’t particularly subtle about that either
...I’ve just realized, the next time I’m around mistletoe I’ll just pretend to have a cold and then everyone will stay away from me lmao (Alix wasn’t pretending tho, she really did have a cold here)
YES HERE COMES THE ADRIKIM MISTLETOE KISS
it’s funny because Adrien partially decides to do it because he thinks his dad would be mad about him having a crush on Kim, but later in the fic when Gabe finds out he doesn’t really care lol
for the record the reason I skipped writing the actual kiss is because I had NO idea how to write kisses (the chapter 24 one is pretty much glossed over too!), I only started bothering later on when Kimax, because, yknow, KIMAX
Kim and Max talking about their boy crushes together is so adorable hhhhhhhh can I skip like 30 chapters already
“I can’t believe I had my first kiss, and I can never tell anyone about it because it was with a guy.” this is actually the funniest thing in hindsight because in exactly a year’s time, Kim just straight-up brags to people about how he’s so hot that even a boy kissed him last year
okay now chapter aeroplanes (that’s 14, btw)
Kim trying to stay away from home for as long as possible to avoid getting told off is the biggest mood and I hate it
the journey to Max’s kingdom took two days?? hmm... later on in the fic it seems to take less time... ahhh idk let’s just say they took the scenic route okay
now you readers get to learn some science stuff
can the show please give us Max’s canon family? I brushed over it entirely in this fic but idk how the hell I’d do that in the sequel
oh yeah so in this fic, most of the time they’re talking in French. however, they all know English too as a lingua franca thing, so that way all the stupid puns can still work because you can pretend they switched into English for those bits
KIM GEEKING OUT OVER AEROPLANES IS SO PRECIOUS OMG HOW DID I DO THAT
So if Alix took her pet snake on the plane... then I guess you could say there were... Snakes on a Plane AYYYYYY
Also, like... she doesn’t even talk to Kim and Max in the actual show, her being best friends with them is a fanon thing and that being said, I totally went for it lol I wanted her to be relevant okay
Jalil is so sarcastic in this fic (mostly because you see him from Kim’s point of view and he hates Kim lmao) I don’t even know why I did that, I just did, he’s basically just me
I swear this reads so... ugh what’s the phrase I’m thinking of? double nintendo-ey? IT FEELS MORE SHIPPY THAN IT IS, THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY
oh dear I’m having an allergic reaction again
Alix is so violent I s2g, this is like the second time already she’s implied she really wants to beat someone up and it won’t be the last time
oh and she’s not 100% oblivious that Kim’s into her. (I know she tells him later on that she was, she’s lying to make him feel better.) she’s just very much in denial and decides to not notice bc she doesn’t want it to be true, which is like, a decent aro mood tbh
okay chapter food fight (15!)
you know what, the awkwardness between Kim and Adrien now is also giving me an allergic reaction, just TALK to each other you idiots oh my god
Kim and Marinette treat each other like cousins in this fic, idk how else to describe it really, I was going for “childhood friends” but they really have a cousin kinda dynamic
IVAN IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND FOR INDULGING IN THE ACCIDENTAL FOOD FIGHT and so is Chloe actually, huh
Alix just. slam dunks Nath into a vat of milk. I can’t with this fic
Typo-correcting-time!! It’s not Mr Damocles, it’s DUKE Damocles jeez Aish get it right
also whomst the heck snitched on poor Kim and got him into trouble??
OKAY SO. later on in the fic, I often mention that one monopoly match that ended up in a brawl, but I never bothered to write the match itself because I forgot it was supposed to be a plot point in the timelines thing. here in this chapter is the first time it’s mentioned. should I... go back and write it in properly? idk help
awwwww this is the first point that actually feels proper Kimax-y, they’re having a moment together at the fountain and omg it’s so cute
lol this bit where spider-destroyer Alix has to threaten Kim to put her back down is like the exact opposite of way later on when they’re playing the floor is lava and she cheats by sitting on his shoulder and he tries to annoy her into going away
also KIM I’M KINKSHAMING, YES, THE SCALIE MERMAID HASN’T EVEN SHOWN UP YET AND I’M STILL KINKSHAMING, HAVING A CUTE GIRL PLUCK OUT YOUR EYEBALLS IS NOT HOT
phew that’s enough I’m dying
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holmesoverture · 7 years
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Sink or Ship - Cuddly Holmes (Vasily Livanov & Vitaly Solomin)
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Well great, I haven’t even started this entry and the dang theme song is already stuck in my head.
**Some spoilers for The Sign of the Four, but I’m guessing most of you are already familiar with it anyway**
So from 1979 to 1986, a series of movies called Приклюценя Шерлока Холмса и Доктора Ватсона (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson) was produced for Soviet TV. I was a bit thrown by Livanov at first—he looks like Peter Sellers’ stunt double and sounds like he eats Gravel-Os for breakfast—but I adjusted fast.  This series is too amazing to not fall in love with.  It’s also shippy as anything.  Why do I ship them?
I don’t have a clue.
I mean it.  I just can’t explain.  Sometimes with a character—whether my own or someone else’s—it takes me a while to pin down who they are and figure out how to read them.  Other times there’s like a click in my brain that instantly tells me everything I need to know.  This show falls into the latter category.  It just feels right.
There’s something oddly intimate about the way they interact, like when Holmes pisses off Watson and Watson literally stomps off to his room and slams the door (and then comes back ten seconds later).  Or when Watson gets a whack in the head and he and Holmes spend the entire cab ride back to Baker Street actually literally cuddling.  And I know what I said about how Victorian male friendships were just more touchy-feely than modern ones tend to be, but just because there is a straight explanation doesn’t mean I’m obligated to accept it.  If you want to interpret this scene platonically, that’s perfectly legit.  You do you, but I’ll do me, and at the moment me = melting into a little rainbow-colored puddle.
I haven’t even touched on the bit where Watson proposes to Mary Morstan at the end of The Agra Treasure.  After she accepts, Watson goes home to tell Holmes and Mrs. Hudson.  You’d think Watson, if no one else, would look happy about this development, right?  Not even slightly.  They all look like Watson just told them he lost his job and was diagnosed with cancer on the same day.  There’s even sad violins playing in the background for crying out loud.  I’m convinced Watson is only marrying to throw suspicion from his relationship with Holmes, and that Holmes and Mrs. Hudson were hoping he’d change his mind at the last minute.  That’d explain why he’s marrying a woman he barely knows, anyway.
(And yes of course Mrs. Hudson knows about them. In most versions she’s the only mother figure either of these men seem to have.  Moms know everything.)
Again, I’m sorry that I can’t provide more cogent analysis.  Every time they look at each other, they just get this LOOK like they’re flirting and in love, particularly Solomin, who is such an adorable little motherfricker I can’t even.  I dunno. Maybe it’s a cultural thing?  Do Russian guys just hug a lot?  Whoops, too late, I’m already aboard the ship.
SINK OR SHIP?: Click.
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