#I’ll just die

[angel-babycakes]

My genuine reaction if I wake up and I do not see Doppio oiled up, pussy shaved and tied up underneath my Christmas tree this year:

#jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba doppio #vinegar doppio #doppio save me my beloved the voices are getting too silly #silly little guy #i will actually cry #i will never recover #i’ll just die #it will be so doppiover y’all

[gayvampyr]

embarrassing when i tell someone i have to get a dental procedure done and they’re like “oh you getting your wisdom teeth removed?” and i have to be like. no actually they’re gonna file down my front tooth because they made it too big to fit my retainers the last time it chipped (the 6th time)

#i’ll just die

[elliebeanwilliams]

file under reasons i would die in tlou: no core strength to scale fucking walls

#I’d just be like #well looks like I live here now #in this rotting supermarket #don’t worry about me #I’ll just DIE #tlou #the last of us #ellie williams #the last of us part two #tlou photomode #tloup2 #no seriously how tf is she doing that

[undefbug]

feeling like you’re missing out on friends is like feeling lonely on a whole other level. i’ve never genuinely considered anyone my best friend. and that scares me. i don’t form close emotional bonds to people because i don’t trust anyone. and i really do want to have at least one person to feel safe around but my entire life has felt like a war zone and it’s every man for himself. idk crazy things are the way they are, wish i wasn’t so cold and closed off but what’re you gonna do lol

#argughahyu #i’ll just die #very cool and totally normal about friendship #and i’m so not terrified that i’ll never mean anything to anyone in any significant way #it’s late #shitpost

[sourcedecay]

So hungry but my cat is asleep on me

#I’ll just die

[bibleofficial]

looking at post grad degrees like how can i prolong the length i’m in school more … like maybe i could just get 2 ma’s …. then formally enter the workforce ? or then go into a phd program ? what about just doing research at a uni somehow 😭😭

#stream #like damn maybe i SHOULD get a phd ? but bro thats going to take SOOOOOOOOOO long #like i KNOW what i WANT my dissertation to be about but it would be more like a magnum opus CACKLE #like i know ive to get a ma ANYWAY but like BRO WHY CANT I JUST GET 2 #THE MA PROGRAMS ONLY TAKE A YEAR ?? #how much debt do i want to accumulate #idk i just think the idea of debt is funny bc like #i’ll just die #i dont care #fuck u banks ? #im cheap as FUCK anyone let me be a hermit its fine

[dogco11ar]

so uhhh does anyone want movie tickets to a random theater

#actually this is karma #i’ll just die #nvm i just remembered the tog reverse bang starts tomorrow i’ll be fine

[deargravity]

POLYBAE!!!!!!!!!! [super jacked alpha wolf ripping shirt open and howling.jpg]

#queerplatonic excellence #OUUUUUU #i’ll die #i’ll just die #i love them so bad

[measuresderepo]

I’m so sorry but there’s just something so cute about guys talking about life long commitment

#I’ll just die #hsmtmts #big red #ashlyn #big red x ashlyn

[panwithadarkplan]

why is it so cold i am going to die

#pwadp.text #my toes are going to freeze #and also i am nauseated #i’ll just die

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

#and then dean is fixed by jack getting him a yogurt from the fridge or some shit #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres any point living any more. sam: huh dean are you ok? that sure was a funny thing to say #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres a point to life anymore. cas: don’t worry dean. i’ll always be here. *dies* #dean:yeah i just don’t believe theres a point to living anymore. jack: bummer. want to play mario kart? #dean: sure kid why not #destiel #dean winchester #spn #sam winchester #supernatural #but seriously #i feel like we dont talk about how dean was trying to die at the slightest inconvenience in the later seasons and its like??? bestie???

[whimsyprinx]

also I’m scared ppl not from the south are gonna one know I’m southern immediately and two hate me

#whimsy whispers #I like vary in how talkative I am but I’m like not immune to southern small talk (mostly if I’m working retail) #and it’s like good god they’re gonna hate me they’re going to want me to shut up #ppl here already want me to shut up they’re gonna extra hate me #my friend lives up north sometimes and ppl immediately knew her and her fam r southern yall #and she doesn’t even have that big of an accent we are similar in our lack of accent (to each other at least) #like I know the words I say are southern (ig???) but like the accent? if someone hears my voice and *farquad meme* points like ‘southerner’ #I’ll just die #I’ll have to die #like I know I’m being dramatic but I don’t want ppl to go haha a southerner #ppl don’t like southern people we have discussed this a lot of ppl just think ‘haha southern hick’ #pls

[cant-load-username]

can we just think for a sec about how happy crowley would have been after the launch of the james webb space telescope when humanity started to see all the stars and nebulas he created

like just imagine him seeing the photos for the first time and seeing how beautiful humanity thinks they are

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #don’t talk to me i’m emotional #crowley made the stars and just wanted humanity to see #guess i’ll die #innefable husbands #aziracrow

[phoephoenix]

Bruh the way I’m bullshitting my way through this thesis and praying that it’s enough 💀💀💀

#please I just want to graduate #also my prof reads NOTHING #like you could write down a fking recipe in the text and he’d only check #if the formatting was right #the man gives 0 shits to his students #so like I may get a pass on his class but when the Time Comes to defend my theses #I’ll just die

[cryptiqish]

sorry y'all more doodles of these two bc i love toxic evil people mwah

#i swear i’ll draw the others from npmd soon i just have brainrot #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #grace chasity #max jagerman #fixed his hair colour in this one lol #my art #i’m counting this as holyghost #fanart #illustration #hatchetfield

[wrenisnotdead]

little animatic of this moment i love oh so dearly

#spoilers for tma season 5 #just in case #the magnus archives #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #i rarely ever make animatics but there are times. where i have a vivid vision of one #and im like. i need to do this now or else i’ll die #i think my last one was the etho limited life one #anywya i needed to get this out of my system #bc these two… augh #wrensdoodles