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orcelito · 7 months
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Tally's just a liiiiittle bit fed up with my clinginess today
Can't help it tho. She's my baby.
#speculation nation#and i spent an hour in a panic spiral over her and then 5 more hours compartmentalizing and Not Thinking About It#she's fine though. just got a little sick this morning but she seems to be feeling better.#probably just ate smth she wasnt supposed to. it happens.#but ykno. i hesitate to throw around the word 'trauma' willy-nilly. considering it has a lot of weight to it.#but i really do think ive got some trauma due to the cat deaths.#how else would i explain me having a whole panic spiral over tally just throwing up?#it almost makes me wonder whether i should bother with more cats after them. but i know i couldnt live without them.#ive spent all but 3 years of my entire life living with cats. i cant live without them.#but after some untimely ends i am just... so fucking afraid.#tally's about 3 years old now. she should have plenty of life left to live.#but cassy wasnt even 2 years old. and look how that turned out.#i got young cats purposefully bc i didnt want to have to say goodbye to them for a While. and then i had to anyways.#and im always so fucking anxious that im going to have to again. constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop#so when Anything happens i end up a total mess no matter how minor it is...#im sick of it. im so sick of the uncertainty. sick of being scared ill wake up one day to another cat dying.#and theres not really any way to make it better. days and weeks and months and hopefully years#just spent waiting for the other shoe to drop.#i just hope it wont come for a while still. so i can have at least a few years of peace.#animal death ment/#negative/#sorry for the vent etc etc im just. i wish i could bundle them up and keep them in my life forever.#but it doesnt work that way unfortunately. lifetime disparity really is so awful.
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pallases · 11 months
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okay guys i have calculated it all out and even if i get a big fat zero on this race i will still earn a b in the class assuming i get 100% on the other remaining three assignments two of which are a given for 100% and the last of which is like. even if we get a 75% on it (which i do not really see happening) i can still scrape by w a b-
#personal#the engineering chronicles#tbh makes me feel SOOO much better like it will still suck to get a zero on basically our final exam (but it isn’t like weighed like a#final exam we can fail it and still pass as long as doing so doesn’t bring our team assignment average down below 70% which it doesn’t in#these calculations) but like. at least it will not lead to me failing the whole class yknow WRDJFN#on the flipside if we get 100% on the race my grade will boost just enough to take it from an a- to an a. but i do not foresee that#happening LMAO we would have to earn first for that which. our robot is barely functioning atm as it is#whatever i had going on last week was FINE it was not perfect but it was working. then we redesigned and it has all gone to hell 😐 AND we#all have like separate redesigns now which! we cannot do for the race! they need to be identical!#and BEFORE the race we need to submit an assignment that’s like. ‘here’s what our final identical robot design is’ w a SHIT ton of cad#models and drawings. and the race is on saturday. and as none of us have decided on a design yet that works for all of us. we have not#started this giant assignment yet. which. hello#it’s so bad. don’t even get me started on my unrelated exam on friday and also a final paper again on friday… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 death#this class has actually taken over my life like most of the time it literally feels like i am not enrolled in anything else. which is like i#am SO lucky none of my other classes are giving me trouble but also. it makes me wonder. how i would be doing if i had chosen another major.#not even one outside of stem like linguistics is my only non stem class this semester and i am straight up vibing in everything except this#robotics class. and that can be said for most of the engineering classes ive taken where they’re really the Only classes that give me any#problems. like how stress free would i be rn if i had picked chemistry or applied mathematics or smth 🤨#but also i don’t regret it. i mean i am learning so so much that i never would have imagined knowing how to do a year ago. but also. AAAAAAA
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briarhips · 2 years
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So I come home to learn that my preteen brother was pushed onto the concrete by two desi boys older than him repeatedly when he wasn’t even playing w them to the point of needing bandages and in typical her fashion my mother is against “escalating” things by holding ppl accountable, comforting anyone’s mothers, or doing literally anything but get mad at everyone in the house :)
#i swear to god she does NOT care abt the right things when someone has been wronged like EVER#and then she got mad at my brother and I for being angry and rude and aggressive… and denied that she ever was against my brother blocking#those kids before on social media bc ofc she did. when I literally vouched so hard for it in the past#she says ‘we still have to live in this community’ I’m sorry but fuck desis at large I’ve met plenty of wonderful desis but I’ve never known#our collective disappear societies to not be toxic cesspools of shameless conniving smug arrogant gossips#it’s not even a scared weak willed type of hesitation to do anything rn it’s a firm confident no#but how much do desis brush aside and enable in the interest of keeping together groups of ppl who are terrible for and to each other I’m#sick ! loll#there’s just nothing worse to her than holding ppl accountable or establishing boundaries this is sm of why we fight#she thinks it’s simple hard hearted ness instead of making sure ur not everybody’s dog#mine#it’s not like he’s hospital heavily damaged but it’s also not smth I ever imagined would happen I mean wtf. those boys have always been#trouble but not like this. and my mother is just like if I tell their mother she’ll not care bc she knows what they’re like#absolutely not the point but she started tone policing me rather than try to get that simple sentiment thru her impenetrable#senseless common sense averse head#*diaspora societies#I’m related to such stupid fucking ppl it makes me bleak I’m sorry#and then she denies it when I tell her if I got married u would be my husband’s biggest ally if he were abusive or cruel#i am not asking for mobs or pitchforks or police involvement or execution lol I’m asking for the most basic parent things to be done#if i was my mother’s ideal child I’d be a perpetual victim. that’s it that’s all. nothing else except perhaps a robot or maid
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piplupod · 1 year
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area51-escapee · 6 months
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What I think I find most disgusting about 'menstruation as a signal of motherhood' is the fact that largely, we don't even think that way about animals.
Greedy/shitty people and shitty backyard breeders aside, we actually take more care to ensure that animals aren't bred before they're physically sound to be than we do people. Its even considered neglect and in some locations outright abuse to breed an animal before its 'feasibly sound to bear and birth' young.
My neighbour actually had her French bulldog taken away from her because it seasoned young and she had it bred straight away. It was far, far too small and young to bear puppies without serious risk and complication and her vet clinic reported her for neglect and puppy-farming.
YEAH???? And like. It doesn’t make any sense to me how somebody can genuinely believe that that’s all it takes to safely carry a pregnancy to term. You don’t have to go to medical school or have a degree to know this, I’m sure as shit not a genius, I’ve just listened to people’s experiences with being pregnant and giving birth. The human body is fucking weird, things happen all the time, just because you’re born with one set of organs doesn’t mean you’re good to go and won’t have any problems. There’s all kinds of complications that can occur, there are people capable of getting pregnant who will never be able to carry a pregnancy to term, there are people who can get pregnant but giving birth could cause significant damage to their physical or mental health, or outright cost them their lives. I find it absolutely insane when people try to say that having a period or having a uterus means you were meant to get pregnant, meant to give birth, as if that means fucking anything when the human body is simply unpredictable, and even if somebody is capable of doing so without issue, they should never have to unless it’s their decision. I try very, very hard to understand where other people are coming from, especially when I disagree with them, not because it will change my mind but just because I want to understand their point of view better, but this feels nearly impossible to me because I can’t understand how people would believe this when there is so much factual evidence that proves otherwise.
#discourse tw#pregnancy tw#miscarriage tw#animal abuse tw#I just want to tag for anything up there that could be uncomfortable#in general this shit makes me lose my mind because to me#it’s very easy to read medical and scientific evidence and draw conclusions from there#it’s very easy to hear people’s personal stories and draw conclusions from that#so I cannot understand people who seem to WANT to remain ignorant#I love minding my own business and not caring what other people do with themselves#so I can’t understand people who think that everyone else should live by their religious beliefs#and I think there’s an extra layer of frustration because what set me off was from someone I used to be friends with#and it has driven me insane wondering#were they always like this????#the topic didn’t come up a lot but it DID come up#were they sitting there fucking seething??? disgusted at our beliefs on the matter? but kept quiet about it?#or were they normal and smth happened after we stopped talking????#I can’t comprehend how the person I was friends with#can say a ten year old child should have to give birth#how they can agree that if a child has started their period their body is ready to carry a child#it’s heartbreaking and disgusting and I am so so confused and there is nothing to do#but be angry I guess#I can’t stop thinking of the video I saw#of the woman from Texas testifying about the harm the abortion bans caused to her#I think about it once a day it feels like and it was god awful#I can’t imagine being so heartless that you think she should have to go through that suffering#because of /your/ beliefs#anonymous
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augustinewrites · 6 months
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augustine!!! forgive me if this is alr something u wrote in kuwtf but!! i just had a thought come to me !!! did megumi (when he was younger) ever message/text/call reader (or gojo… but i doubt 😭😭) to come and pick him up in the middle of smth he’s rlly not enjoying? like !! him being all hesitant and shy abt it !!! but he’s like “can you pick me up… please” or “… i want to go home” 🥺🥺🥺
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“okay, while the kids are with you, you’re the new me. strict, but fair. fun, but still careful—”
“ugh, that sounds so boring,” shoko groans. “i prefer being the cool aunt who looks like she could be their sister.”
“uh oh, it sounds like someone’s already raided our liquor cabinet,” gojo teases, sauntering into the kitchen to steal some of the snacks you’re laying out. “maybe we should have nanami babysit shoko babysitting our kids.”
you bat his hands away, rolling your eyes as he pouts. “that’s not necessary, i believe in her.”
“so…you’re saying i didn’t hear you call nanami first?”
“go get changed,” you mutter, ignoring his question and shoving him back towards the bedroom. he goes, but not without placing a big wet kiss on your cheek first.
megumi, who’d been coming in to find a snack, makes an affronted noise.
shoko throws her arm around him, ruffling his hair. “don’t worry about us! i got your very lengthy text message with all the instructions,” she assures you, waving her phone in front of you. “in bed by nine at the latest, no watching sex and the city, and no ending up in the hospital, prison, or the news.”
“yes. by the way, i ordered some pizza for dinner and  left some money so you can take them out for breakfast tomorrow, but please please keep an eye on megumi,” you remind her, swiping the crumbs off your hands and leaning your hip against the counter. “he likes to wander and has a problem with authority.”
“i don’t have a problem with authority,” the boy huffs, ducking out from under shoko’s arm. 
“ohhhh, but you do,” gojo chimes in, coming out of the bedroom dressed up in a nice shirt and tie. you slip your arm through his when he offers, letting him lead you toward the door. 
“have fun!” you call as satoru kneels to help you slip your heels on. 
“not as much fun as you guys will!” shoko calls back. it’s followed by, “say, megumi, have you ever smoked a cigarette before?” 
“ieiri!”
“kidding! you’re so gullible.” 
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“a hotel room with one bed!” you gasp, in awe of the king-sized bed sitting in the center of the room. you seat yourself atop of the luxurious sheets, the silk smooth under your palms. “i forgot what this was like!”
gojo sets both your bags down, smiling. “do you want to order some room service? we could order a nice bottle of champagne, eat some dessert—”
you hum, uncrossing your legs slowly. “i can think of something else you can eat…”
you reach up to grab his tie and tug him closer—
—only for it to come off entirely. 
“a clip on tie, satoru? really?” 
his cheeks blush a cute, rosy pink. “they’re really hard to tie if you’re not around to help me!”
you toss it to the side, laughing as he pulls you into his arms, aggressively planting kisses all over your face. he walks you back until you both fall onto the bed, his fingers crawling up the hem of your shirt.
“wait, is that my phone vibrating?”
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“what if she’s the one, tsumiki?” you hear shoko sigh, exasperated. 
“like your one true love?”
“yeah! what’s happening to me? i don’t even believe in that stuff.”
you and gojo exchange an amused look. no wonder megumi had texted. 
“have you told utahime any of this?” your wise-beyond-her-years 13 year old asks.
“what? why would i do that?”
“if you don’t tell her how you feel, you’ll both regret it for the rest of your life!”
“utahime and shoko?” gojo whispers. “since when?”
you roll your eyes, swatting at his chest. “since always! you seriously never noticed? she had the biggest crush on her when we were in school.”
“i think i was just too busy looking at you.” 
you can’t help the way you smile at that, your heart a butterfly beat in your chest  “you need to stop, because we’re here to save megumi and if you keep sweet talking me…”
he tucks himself snugly against your back, setting his chin into the crook of your neck. “i’m more of a hands-on learner, so maybe if you show me what’ll happen—”
“finally,” megumi sighs, relieved. 
“whoa,” gojo stops him, tugging on the handle of the backpack over megumi’s shoulder’s. “what’s this for?”
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the backpack was for exactly what gojo feared. megumi sleeps soundly between you both in that gorgeous king-sized bed. 
“is this what the rest of our lives are gonna look like?” he asks, fingertips brushing your forehead.
“better get used to abstinence, pal.”
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hot-vampire-summer · 2 years
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that’s such a weird glitch. ive never seen it anywhere else either. it’s funny af tho. whenever i’m quick scrolling thru my dash and see “hehelehehelphelphelp meemememme” in the tags i lose it. bless this mess of a website
no i totally agree i hope this never gets fixed, esp when i queue posts so i get to see them later its like a fun little easter egg
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heartual · 2 years
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was gonna stay up to finish my movie review bc it’s already past due but it’ll still be overdue if i submit it after class later today lol
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spideyhexx · 4 months
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coryo definitely is the type to have a habit of wanting things he can’t have (just to prove he has the upper hand in everything) .. which is why he doesn’t bat an eye at reader being in a relationship while he actively tries to pursue her
Okay i got another ask with smth very similar so here’s the other one: what would happen if i was engaged to someone else i didn't love and corio wanted me?
this is very capitol!reader like you're engaged to marry some other rich capitol man that you don't really harbor many feelings for. He's attractive and not mean to you and that's sort of enough for the situation at hand.
You went to school with Coriolanus and you liked him, but you didn't know how much he liked you. Maybe he even had a whole plan to be engaged and marry you for both of your benefit in the capitol but he was just too late.
Alas, he did not think that way. He did not care that you were engaged. He pursued you even harder, made it more known to you he wanted you. Coriolanus makes the effort to understand what you like, giving you flowers when he can and inviting you out to dinners. He compliments your outfits, asks for a dance at any event you go to. Coriolanus is just determined to make sure you know he wants you.
The chase would be even more exhilarating due to the fact you're technically taken. You are truly falling for him every moment you spend time together and do you care that you're engaged? No.
Because coriolanus is giving you the attention you want. And when he does finally convince you that he's a better option, you break things off with your fiance, only to be engaged to Coriolanus in a manner of weeks.
And I'm sure he would flaunt and brag in front of your ex fiance how wonderful you are and how happy he is to marry someone like you.
let's chat about coryo, here :)
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maybeimmalachi · 5 months
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How I think the Obey Me brothers would act on an airplane
Okay..we got through the airport, but what about the flight itself?
“How would they act in an airport?” Ver
2nd person pov for MC, can be read as romantic or platonic
I would like to apologise in advance for using the words “side eye” throughout this
Lucifer
Did the planning with you on where everyone would sit
He also helped you buy the seats
You’d all likely sit in rows with two seats so it wouldn’t be uneven
Insisted that you sit with him
You might’ve requested that you sit next to Mammon so no one else has to sit with him but he’s persistent
Wowww I wonder whyyy
HAHA SPEAKING OF MAMMON
Bro makes him wanna pull his hair out
Has to warn Mammon not to do ANYTHING
Since he can’t really yell at Mammon while on a plane, he’ll make Mammon sit right behind him
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^^^ Will turn around and give him this glare if he tries anything
Maybe asks for a water or coffee
Tries to get some sleep if it’s late or really early but we all know that’s not happening
He sits on the isle sit btw
Hope you like the window
Honestly he might try to have control over YOUR window
Like if it’s too bright then he’ll just reach his hand over and slide it closed
The audacity
Gives you his pretzels or whatever snack he’s given by the flight attendants
Literally forces you to keep your seatbelt on whether the signal for it is on or off (unless you need to get up ofc)
He also forces you to watch and listen the guide and instructions that the flight attendants give for emergencies and stuff at the beginning of the flight
AND he reads the instruction manual
Levi calls him a normie for it
Will give the side eye to any crying babies or people having meltdowns
Definitely brings ear plugs or smth
Tries to watch a movie but he’s likely getting tortured
He has never wanted to go skydiving so badly
Very relieved when the flight lands
…until he remembers that he has to go through the pain of luggage as well
Please help him
Mammon
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^^^ He would end up on the news with a caption like this if Lucifer wasn’t there
According to the chart you and Lucifer made, Mammon and Levi were NOT supposed to sit next to one another, but it somehow ended up happening anyway
But he was put in the isle seat right behind Lucifer
And ohhh it’s chaos
Mammon subconsciously starts kicking Lucifer’s seat
Doesn’t put his seatbelt on when the seatbelt light is on
Almost gets shot out of his seat because of it
Yeahhh he keeps it on after that
But he might take it off once the seatbelt signal goes off
Honestly, he probably NEEDS to get up and start walking around at some point or his ass is gonna hurt when the plane lands
Whenever he stretches he makes a loud groan 💀
Leans his chair back as much as possible and slides his feet so his shoes are sticking out through Lucifer’s chair
Immediately retracts his legs once Lucifer stomps on his feet
Complains about how you’re forced to sit next to Lucifer
He annoys Levi to death as well
He would poke him impolitely to ask if he wants a snack or anything
Only for Levi to be rude to him for interrupting his game
Oh you want a game? Well it’s game on after that
Shakes Levi so he messes up, puts his hand in front of the screen, leans over the window and slides it open so the light (if there is any) blinds him
Also he stole one of Levi’s pretzels and Levi proceeded to snatch his whole bag as revenge
Him and Levi eventually start shoving each other but stop once Lucifer gives them the stare
He’ll start to poke and annoy you as well
Gets told by Levi to shut up and that his arm is blocking his screen
They start shoving each other AGAIN
Give Lucifer a break
Actually happy to get off the plane
Leviathan
I said this while talking about Mammon but I’ll repeat it in different terms
With the seating chart you and Lucifer made, him and Mammon were NOT supposed to sit next to each other, but it somehow ended up happening anyway
So Levi has the window seat right behind you
The noise from the airplane is too loud so he’ll NEED to have his headphones on at first
So relatable Levi
But he also likes watching the plane fly off
Also so relatable
He probably plays some game that doesn’t require Wi-Fi
He might try to use airplane Wi-Fi but he’ll be complaining about how nothing is loading and then give up after 5 minutes
Also does what Lucifer does and tries to have control over YOUR window
Like if there’s light and it’s shining on his screen too much then he’ll slide his hand over and close it
He will not sleep a singular time
Like the flight could be from 2am to 6am and he still wouldn’t sleep
Mammon might end up complaining about how bright the light from his screen is
Speaking of Mammon
Yeah Levi almost blows up the plane
You guys ever seen that video that goes “I’m boutta bomb this whole mfing plane”
That’s Levi and the person who turns around in it is you
Actually gets physical with Mammon and will start trying to make him go skydiving if he keeps bothering him
Fortunately Lucifer is there to prevent anything
Besides that, he might get a coke or pretzels
Took Mammon’s entire bag of pretzels once he stole one of his
Might look out the window once or twice in between games, but mostly keeps it closed
He’ll also try to talk with you occasionally since you’re right above him
And, just like Mammon, he’ll be complaining about how you were forced to sit next to Lucifer
Happy to get away from Mammon and have Wi-Fi again once the plane lands
Satan
Honestly he’s pretty chill about it
..until he figures out that you’re being placed next to Lucifer
He literally doesn’t care about the seating arrangement after that; he plops himself on the isle seat right besides Lucifer’s
So that’s how Levi and Mammon ended up besides each other
He probably sits next to Asmo, which he’s not complaining about
Might try reading the instruction manual until he sees that Lucifer’s doing the same thing and decides he doesn’t want to do it anymore
Speaking of Lucifer
Will poke Lucifer to get him to tell you something, and then Lucifer will have to sit there awkwardly while you both have an entire conversation
Then he suggests that you and Lucifer just switch seats
Only for Lucifer to decline >:( rude
Besides annoying Lucifer, he mostly just reads
He probably bought like 10 books from the bookstore at the airport AND brought a couple with him too
So he’s good to go
He thinks the little reading light is absolutely incredible
He wants to know what every button up there does
Miiight get a coffee and a snack
Throws pretzels at Lucifer
He’s about ready to explode if there’s any crying babies or annoying people
Another “I’m boutta bomb this whole mfing plane” situation
He might chat with Asmo for a bit too
If someone brought a cat on board or smth then he won’t leave them alone
Like “awww..kitty! Just unzip the bag little; I wanna pet it.”
Has to be dragged back to his seat by the crew members
You know how I said that Lucifer would give any crying babies the side eye? Yeah, well Satan would give Mammon the side eye
Guess that still classifies as a crying baby though
He might throw his book at Mammon and Levi if they start being too chaotic
Honestly he might try to sneak to where the pilots are just to see how they’re flying it
Let’s just hope he doesn’t get caught or you manage to stop him
He’s not complaining when the plane lands, but he did have some fun
Asmodeus
Gets plopped on the window seat next to Satan
Asmo is really lucky that he got sat next to someone that won’t try to have control over his window
..but he did get put right above Belphie
And those two might have some bickering over the window if there’s any light
Asmo wants the light for his glorious skin and vitamin D intake. Belphie thinks the light is too blinding and wants to sleep
Insert conflict
Constant back and forwarding until Asmo just gives up, Belphie falls asleep, and then Asmo flips the window back up
Perfect
He also tries his best to get a video of the plane taking off
And probably takes a bunch of photos of everything
He’ll probably get some water from the flight attendants
Might try flirting with one of them
Honestly he might not ask for pretzels
He’ll probably try to get one of the alternative options if he can
Whatever those may be
If it’s a late flight or really early one then he’ll definitely try to get sleep
He’s got the sleep mask on and everything
Most of the time, you’re only allowed to take a “quart-sized” bag of creams, gels, liquids, or whatever else on the plane
So he has to conserve whatever products he has
Bro CANNOT use his 26 step skincare routine
And he’ll definitely be complaining about it too
If he’s trying to get sleep and Mammon and Levi are fighting then there’s gonna be problems
“I’m boutta bomb this whole mfing plane” number THREE??
Just like Levi, he complains about the lack of Wi-Fi while on the plane
He’ll probably be complaining more than Levi though
He might have saved a few videos that he wanted to watch, but he can’t scroll through social media or anything
He might ask to borrow one of Satan’s books if he gets bored enough
He’ll get up and stretch his legs once the seatbelt sign goes off
Let’s just hope he doesn’t start doing whole yoga routines on the lane💀
While he’s able to stand up he’ll probably be trying to talk to you
One hand on the top of Lucifer’s seat while he’s at it
Gets the side eye from Lucifer while doing it, but doesn’t stop
I mean, it’s not like Lucifer’s gonna do anything about it
Similar to Satan when the plane lands; he’s not complaining, but he did have some fun
Beelzebub
The most well behaved out of everyone
Like the champ he is💪
Is placed on the isle seat right behind Satan
Which unfortunately also places him right besides Mammon
He doesn’t complain too much though, even if it gets a bit annoying
We love you Beel
Upset when he figures out that he can’t get the entire food cart
He’ll still get as much as he can though
Will gladly take Belphie’s snacks and your snacks if you both offer it
He brought some snacks from the airport as well
Tries to prevent as many crumbs from spilling as possible just to save the poor flight attendants
I feel like he has to sit in a bit of an uncomfortable position because the seat is too small💀
Tries to keep his knees close to his chest to avoid kicking Satan’s seat
Might accidentally kick him once or twice while changing positions
Quickly apologising for it though
He won’t say anything if someone’s kicking his seat or there’s any other disturbances
He’ll just kinda stare awkwardly😭
He probably has to get up and stretch once or twice
Will also try chatting with you while doing that
Except, unlike Asmo, he won’t put his hand on Lucifer’s seat
Lucifer is very grateful
Whenever the flight attendant comes by to collect trash, they’re gonna have a lot to deal with
Poor flight attendant doesn’t even understand how someone can HAVE that much stuff to throw away
Like where did it even come from??
Honestly he’s pretty happy to get off the plane
His body’s probably tense afterwards💀
Belphegor
He sits at the window seat next to Beel and below Asmo
And you already know what he’s gonna do
SLEEP.
At first he tries leaning his head against the window
Only to feel all the vibrations coming from it and immediately regret it
Not to mention the germs
If it’s bright out then the light from Asmo’s window blinds him and they end up having a whole war over it
He’ll still eventually fall asleep though
Ofc he has his trusty neck pillow as well
He might also bring one of those inflatable footrests and use those too
Tops it off with a blanket, then boom
Nap time
Probably gives his pretzels to Beel
Likely tries to bring soundproof headphones so he can sleep undisturbed
If he can’t then he’s gonna turn into “I’m boutta bomb this whole mfing plane” number four
Almost throws his neck pillow at Mammon until he remembers that he probably won’t get it back if he does
Chooses to throw it at Lucifer instead
Then just uses Beel’s shoulder as a pillow
Would’ve loved to have rested on your shoulder if you weren’t forced to sit next to Lucifer
Just encourages him to annoy Lucifer more
Chuckles every time Satan does something to make Lucifer upset
Kinda upset himself whenever the plane lands since he has to put everything away and start moving again
Overall he had a good time
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restinslices · 4 months
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The Obsession Is Returning
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Y’all may not know, but I really like On My Block and I was thinking of the show again and I started wondering smth…
how do y’all think Oscar would react if Cesar had a friend that wasn’t afraid of him? Like, if my memory is correct, the kids were spooked when he was around. Now as the show went on the kids became more comfortable around him (besides Monse. He LAUGHED in season 3 and she fr got mad but moving on) but what if Cesar had a friend who was never scared of him, almost stupidly so, and said the most outta pocket shit.
Like, you’re ranting to him during that lockdown/lock-in/the shit that happened in season one and he’s like “I do not care” and you’re like “well you can’t go anywhere so sucks to suck I guess”. Idk, maybe it’s because I’m sleepy but that shit would be funny cause why tf did you tell that man his wardrobe is ass? Yes he has a bunch of long socks, let that shit go.
And when the Santos got all hype at that party and broke the truce? Oh gosh. “The truce was gonna break anyway but really Oscar? Since we on the topic, who the fuck was the guy that proposed the idea. I got a lot a shit I gotta say to y’all”. You could probably talk a bunch of shit cause what is he gonna do? SHOOT YOU? I hope not.
Y’all would have a more unhinged relationship than him and Jamal cause at least Jamal watches his mouth (somewhat) around him. Your dumbass would- “who decided the wardrobe for this gang?” “I just feel like being around bald dudes all day is weird but idk, that’s just me” “actually sit the fuck down. Or don’t. You got a gun, I don’t” “I know nothing of the streets. I behave. You don’t.” “Why do people in gangs refuse to say ‘happy birthday’? What the fuck is a ‘happy g day’?” “Aight gang - not like THAT though”.
I feel like the friendship would be gradual cause at first he’s like “why the fuck do you keep talking to me?”. Time skip and now this nigga knows your birthday. Can I say nigga on tumblr? We gon see what happens. Y’all go from “go do anything else besides talking to me” to “you ain’t text me all day. What’s up?”. This show came out in 2018. I was 13. I am 18 now. I am still in love with this man and that’s never gonna change. We ignore season 4. He never died. Y’all imagined that shit. He’s healthy and doing great.
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Hi! I was wondering, if you are taking requests can I request reader taking care of Loona and/or Octavia like a mom or smth?
I dunno man I just want like… wrap them in my arms and tell them that sometimes shuts fucked but they’ll be okay
@idontreallyexistyet I’d love to!!
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Loona & Octavia with Maternal!Reader
LOONA
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Loona would be SO hesitant to accept you as a mother figure in her life
Like, it’s pretty well known to everyone that she was left at the shelter as a kid
So she didn’t have a parental figure until Blitzø
And as begrudgingly grateful as she is for him - he’s not always the best option
Enter you
You’ve worked at I.M.P as long as Loona’s been there
You’re the one who keeps everyone on track, and keeps them safe - patches them up once jobs are over
At first, Loona thinks you’re just doing this to get on her good side
And then she thinks it’s just because you pity her
But - eventually the hellhound realises that you just actually care
She subconsciously starts gravitating towards you
Sitting next to you in meetings, etc.
And on one really shitty day, she just breaks
Loona snaps, and you end up taking the brunt of the outburst
When you usher everybody else out of the room - she becomes even more defensive
But when you open your arms, and whisper “cm’ere honey, what’s really bothering you?”
She Caves.
In seconds, the usually sharp-tongued hellhound is blubbering in your arms, explaining how shit of a day she’s had
Now, she goes to you before it reaches that point
Sometimes, she slips and calls you mum
But you both pretend it doesn’t happen, for Loona’s sake
If she ever needs a hug, or to talk something out - you’re the first person she calls
Don’t tell Blitzø
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Although Via has a mum already, they don’t exactly have the best relationship
Alot of the time, the owlet feels as though her mum only uses her as a pawn against her dad
At least Stolas tries
So when her parents hire you to help with her schooling - she can’t help but feel brushed off yet again
But slowly, the two of you build a relationship
You’re not like her other tutors
You’re passionate, and you let her go on tangents about astronomy whenever it’s even a little relevant
You’re patient, and you understand things in a way Via can understand
Over time, Via starts opening up to you, telling you about her parents - how their fighting affects her
And you comfort her
But, she’d always sort of assumed they were just kind words
So one day; when her parents storm in fighting yet again - she’s caught off guard when you stand up from the table
Even more so when you tell them both in a firm voice and a withering stare that they needed to take their arguments elsewhere
Because they were making Via uncomfortable
So when her parents finally leave
The teen can’t help but run over to hug you tightly, whispering a quiet ‘thank you’
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Omg I've just caught up on the Colle tion of Overlords and I gotta say, it's fantastic!
I'm so sorry if you're getting overwhelmed with ideas/requests but the brainrot will not stop, so here goes-
Regarding the Collector's relationship with Lucifer, and how he's technically just a bit more powerful than them, I had the thought of what would happen if Charlie, being Lucifer and Lilith's daughter, had a huge outburst (maybe over Angel's contract or smth to do with Heaven? Idk) and, completely by accident, hurt the Collector
It wouldn't be because she's a lot more powerful or something, but mainly because the Collector wasn't paying attention/had been so caught up with other affairs that they hadn't noticed Charlie getting more powerful, if only slightly
The Collector wouldn't be hurt in any way, shape or form that would cause permanent damage, probably the equivalent to getting a slightly scraped knee to them, but everyone else is completely shocked and doesn't know how to react (with the exception of Charlie who is just immediately and profusely apologizing) cause they didn't know it was even possible for them to get hurt
With how you've portrayed them so far, I'm wondering how the Collector would react, maybe overplaying it and disappearing for a time (while being completely fine) so Charlie gets a bit more respect, or simply brushing it off and treating the Princess like a niece who just made a mistake and offering to help her train along with her dad (very jealous overlords incoming), or smth else entirely
Sorry for this being so long, I've only just discovered your work and have already fallen in love! Drink water, eat food, and take care of yourself first and foremost ❤️
This is for {Collection of Overlords} , check MASTERLIST for the work
Welcome to this series~! Thanks for staying and having an interest!! No worries~ Taking care of myself~~ (I've stopped request cause of an incident, but I'm getting to the ones from before. Most likely it'll be open in May)
Anyways~ Your ideas.
Charlie can't harm Reader/you in any way. She may be Lucifer's daughter, but (as of season 1) she doesn't have angelic powers. That is your one weakness and possible method of harm and death. Otherwise, you can't be harmed or killed under any other power or circumstance.
You'll understand when Part 7 comes out.
As for your relationship with Charlie. Yeah, you see her as a niece of sorts. You did consider being her mentor like you did with Lucifer, but you don't see her as mature enough or needing your guidance that strongly.
Remember in Rosie and Alastor's bit in "Ready for This"?
They're dancing along They're singing her song Surprised? Why, I knew she could do it all along She's bound to pass the test as princess of Hell Like her daddy, she is madly power-fell She's filled with potential that I could guide I concur! Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side
Now notice the part where Alastor and Rosie smile together. "Pass the test", what test? In the show, it could be dismissed, but in this series, no no, there's meaning. Rosie and Alastor, as well as other Overlords, will see a lot of challenges or tricky situations as tests set by you to prove worthiness and capability. Overlords are aware that you raised Lucifer to where he is now, so they step back when it comes to matters of the Morningstar family. Vox stating that he has to avoid Alastor making a deal with Charlie and Zestial asking why Alastor is with Charlie is a sign that they are being cautious so as not to interfer with any possible plans of yours.
No doubt, Charlie is powerful. But to you, she is nothing because she doesn't have angelic powers to counter you. Overlord acknowledges that Charlie is the next in line, but they observe to see if you'll be bring her to the throne or by her own powers. So far, it's all on her own without any interference or help from you. Alastor and Rosie sticking to Charlie to be on the winning side implies your favour and attention. If they were to support Charlie who is from royalty, you are bound to praise them. Part 4 proves it when Carmilla, Rosie, and Alastor were all rewarded, while the Vees that watched it all was punished, and Zestial and Zeezi the neutral parties were left untouched.
Say, Charlie or someone else did accidentially or purposely attacked you. It's like ants walking on your arm to you. You just brush it off.
"Oh, I felt an itch."
You'd be confused as to why Charlie is apologizing cause nothing harmed you, and your clothes were slowly reforming under Alastor's coat that he immediately dapped on your shoulders. Alastor explained and you laughed, patting Charlie's head, you'll tell her to train more and hope to give you a massage.
Ah, the bit about you disappearing. You have little to no public image or presence to the sinners in Hell. Only the Hellborns know of you and they keep themselves because of it. You don't appear much to your Overlords as well. So when you say 'disappear', you'd be implying that you are gone for like 15+ years to cause something to happen.
If that happens, Charlie isn't getting respect, she's getting a full-out war from all the Overlords and their army directed at her without mercy. The other Rings would have heard of it as well, and the Sins are aware of your affiliation with the Overlords, they were your personal army (in a way). So, to see them move against the heir to the throne like that and hear that Charlie's the reason for your disappearance? The Sins will join in on the fight. There'd be a rebellion on hand and the Morningstars will be dethroned to nothing.
After that, your presence will be announced to all of Hell, and you will be back on the throne. No one will take your place again. Before, the Sins agreed to let Lucifer rule because you told them you'd rule from the shadows like a mastermind. But the moment one of them (Lucifer, Lilith, or Charlie) bites the hand that fed them accidentally or on purpose, then no way will the Sins let this slide.
No matter how docile the Overlords and Sins are to the King, Queen, and Princess of Hell right now, their allegiance is to you, the true Ruler of Hell, first and foremost. Nothing changes that.
Wait till Part 7 comes out. You'll see what I mean when I say you're quite OP.
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hellooo!!! can i request for newjeans hcs on how they react if they have a crush whose flirty but oblivious?
omg first req !! and yes of course !!
i really had a good time writing this while i'm wide awake at 3am 😭 i'm literally applying the saying that the brain works more efficiently during night lmao, thank you for this request anon, i hope you enjoy !!
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— for minji, she's probably gonna make you stop flirting with her bc she gets really really shy AND she hides her face 'cause it will give you a hint or smth and then you might just reject her right there :( but deep inside she likes it sm that she blames her cheeks for getting red. to add that she probably has a group chat with her friends where she jokes about how oblivious you are and that she tries to flirt back with a line she got from google, excusing herself right there and then doing a 2 minute of research to find a good pick up line for you 😭 in all, she just wants to let you know how much she likes you but she can't :(
— hanni... when you flirt, this girl gives you a teasing smile and then clings to you the whole time. telling you how much she loves your jokes with making it obvious that she likes you. wonders how you not ask about her recent behaviors of how she flirts back shamelessly whenever you two are texting or talking on the phone. MADE moves showing that she likes you and does her best showing it, but she just tilts her head in confusion when you just brushed the topic off :( feeling a little sad, she just spaces off while you talk about things. then you ask her what's wrong, bunny will just stare at you with a pout :(
— this sunshine right here will just smile and say thank you in her aussie accent, and then danielle will just look down and blush, thinking of something else she should say. poor girl doesn't even know what to say when you copied her usual beaming smile, tucks some of her hair behind her ear cutely as she speaks about how she enjoyed the day with you :( so cute that you can't resist complimenting her beautiful eyes. "danielle, did you know you had such pretty eyes?" danielle will probably let out some tears of joy, and when she gets back home, she wonders if you actually knew and like her back :(
— haerin will just stare at you silently, her cheeks getting redder and redder for every word yous say. listening so carefully with a cute grin, despite how quiet she is outside, her thoughts speak louder :( her eyes sparkling when you show her a photo of you, mentally printing it on her mind, probably complimenting how you look with such tiny words that she only could hear 😭 asking her what she said, she just shakes her head and asks you to go on talking. by the time you ask her to talk about what's happening in her life, she just replies plainly on your questions. when leaving, she thanks you for a happy day and she finally gives her full smile. patting her head like she's a cat, she comes back home with the same blush as she first saw you that day and poor girl also wondering how she could show you how much she likes you :(
— hyein with her smug smile 😭 flirting back like some fifth grader, so stubborn when you tell her something nice, she tells something even nicer 🤭 finally letting her win the small complimenting competition, she just smiles and blushes. her crush being flirty with her? she wouldn't think twice and flirt back, constantly putting her arm over your shoulder, taking advantage of her height and yours. she's acting like a really cool best friend, but she actually likes you a lot :( asking for advice how she can get her crush to fall in love with her, you giving her advices but not knowing that she would do the things you said to you. you were so oblivious when she asks about your type and standards, answering her questions so honest and true. her making a super plan on how to show you that she likes you :(
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a lil smth under the cut for u guys (part 3) <3
(light nsfw)
part 1 part 2
“Well, it’s not perfect, but it’s decent enough, so it’ll have to do,” James says, and Regulus it’s too busy trying to keep his breathing under control to be bothered by the other man’s words. “Relax your shoulders a little, love.” 
“Don’t,” Regulus hisses, even though he isn’t sure himself if that response is because of the nickname, or James’ touch, or James’ closeness, or something else entirely. 
“Don’t what?” James asks, sneaking a hand up and massaging one of his shoulders until both of them sag. 
“You know what.” 
“I don’t even think you know.” 
Regulus huffs loudly, and hates that he can’t argue back. 
“Show me how you do a jab,” James requests, his hands returning to Regulus’ waist after one last press on his shoulder. 
Regulus clears his throat slightly, feeling a bit flustered all of a sudden while he raises his right arm and gets ready to do what James asked. He only hesitates for a couple of seconds before doing the punch, not as confident as he’d usually be after having James criticise him so much. 
He knows he’s no expert. He isn’t even that athletic to begin with. But he still has a boxer brother, which means he’s definitely not as clueless as James is making him out to be. 
Maybe if it were someone else, Regulus would find it in himself to fight back, defend his knowledge and Sirius’ teachings. But, as it turns out, having a professional boxer watching you try to punch is an incredibly humbling experience. Especially one as mind-blowingly good as James. 
Not like Regulus would ever tell him that.
James hums. “Not bad,” he says, and really, it shouldn’t satisfy Regulus as much as it does. “It’s a bit too slow, though.” 
Regulus tilts his head back, in an attempt to look at the other man, but he barely lasts a second after realising how fucking close both of his faces are. 
His heart beats wildly in his chest. He can only hope James doesn’t notice. 
“How so?” Regulus wonders, so relieved to hear his voice sounds completely normal. 
“Jabs focus on speed over strength,” James explains calmly. “It’s a matter of overwhelming your opponent, rather than properly hurting. The punch has to be quick, and once the arm returns, it’s gotta go up, protect your face. Like this.”
He grabs one of Regulus’ arms gently, moving it forward and then back very slowly, to demonstrate how to do it, and then fast, jostling Regulus’ whole body with it. 
“See?” James murmurs, and he could swear that his tone has gone lower. “You don’t have to worry about being strong enough. It’s all about speed.”
“Okay,” Regulus replies with a tiny nod, doing his best to concentrate on what James is seeing, and not on all of the points where they’re touching. Or on how close James is. Or how nice he smells, despite all the sweat—maybe even because of it. “I think I get it.” 
“Yeah? Wanna try again on your own?”
Part of Regulus wants to snark back, argue that it’s only a stupid jab and James is just being picky because he’s a professional boxer and it’s not like there’s an actual science to throwing a punch. But having James holding onto his waist must be clouding his mind, because he just gives another nod, and does his best to replicate James’ movement and speed. 
“Yeah, that’s it,” James breathes out, and Regulus can almost hear his smile. “Very good, love. You’re a natural.”
“Oh, I’m a natural now?” Regulus huffs out, but it comes out more teasing than irritated. 
“Or maybe you just have a great teacher,” James adds playfully, accompanied by a squeeze on his hips. 
“You’re right, Sirius is pretty great,” Regulus responds with a shrug, relishing in the way James clicks his tongue. 
“But I’m better.”
“In your dreams, Potter.”
“Wait, what happened to ‘James’?”
Regulus feels heat rushing to his cheeks. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
James chuckles way too close to Regulus’ ear, and his breath hits the side of his neck, goosebumps breaking all over his skin. Regulus has to swallow a very embarrassing and very needy sound before it makes it past his lips.
“C’mon, love, we were getting along so nicely. Don’t try to ruin it now.”
“You’ve finally lost it,” Regulus states, trying to laugh the whole thing off. It probably doesn’t work, though, considering how unstable he sounds. “There’s not a single universe in which you and I get along, Potter.”
“Liar,” James whispers. “I’m growing on you.”
“Whatever gave me away?” Regulus grumbles, sarcasm dripping from his words.
“The fact that you’re letting me touch you,” James murmurs, voice smooth and silky, feeling like a caress. “How you keep leaning against my contact, and catching yourself at the last second.”
Regulus’ breath hitches. “That’s—” 
“The way you’re not even arguing with me anymore. Not really,” James continues, unrelenting, his lips grazing Regulus’ earlobe and making his eyes flutter shut. “If anything, I’d even dare to say you’re flirting.”
“You’re delusional,” Regulus spits, too breathless to sound as furious as he’d like to. “The fucking audacity—”
“And,” James cuts him off, tone so frustratingly smug, “I bet you’re aching between those pretty legs of yours.” 
Regulus lets out an embarrassed noise, barely suppressing the urge to press his thighs together. 
“No,” he croaks out, shaking his head a little and face burning. 
“No?” James mocks him, pressing his smirk behind Regulus’ ear. “Shall we check?” 
One of James’ hands moves slowly, sliding from its place on Regulus’ waist to rest under his navel, fingers playfully caressing his waistband. 
Regulus hates how that mere touch is enough to turn his mind into static. To make his heart stutter in his chest, and the mess in his underwear almost unbearable.
“Potter—”
“No.”
Regulus’ eyebrows shoot up, and before he has the chance to ask, he feels James’ teeth at the side of his neck, nipping teasingly and dragging a fucking whimper out of him.
“What—?!” he begins, completely red in the face and attempting to move away from the other man for the first time since he allowed his touch.
James holds him tighter, bites down harder. “Behave, Regulus, or I’ll fucking make you.” 
Regulus doesn’t listen, despite how the tone of James’ voice makes him tremble like a leaf. He keeps resisting, an outraged sound leaving his mouth while his body betrays him and becomes even wetter. 
“Oh, you don’t get to play the clueless card on me,” James murmurs, his teeth giving way to a devilish tongue that turns Regulus soft and pliant, his attempts at freeing himself growing sloppy, lazy. “I always do my best to be patient, to respect your boundaries and control myself, but you’ve been a damn tease all afternoon, and I’m fucking done.” 
“What the fuck are you even—” 
“Enough,” James growls back, and it’s so commanding Regulus’ mouth snaps shut with a clack. 
There’s a beat of silence, and then James is laughing under his breath. “Good boy.”
It’s filled with mockery, bordering on mean, and yet, it still makes Regulus moan like a fucking bitch in heat, eyes rolling to the back of his skull and body going completely boneless. 
“Fuck,” James whispers, a mix between awed and devastated. “I should’ve known. I should’ve fucking known. Is that what does it for you, baby? You wanna be my good boy?”
Baby. 
Baby. 
Baby. 
Regulus moans again, even though it’s weaker this time, but he still shakes his head, or tries to at least, holding onto the last traces of sanity and refusing to let James win whatever twisted game they’re playing. 
“C’mon, you were doing so well,” James mumbles, tongue licking up the side of his neck. “And you can’t fool me anymore. Not like you ever did, but still. I know you wanna be good for me, baby. Know you wanna please me, let me use you in whatever way I see fit.”
He tries to shake his head once more, but somehow, his brain gets the order wrong and Regulus ends up nodding instead. 
“That’s right,” James coos, dropping a kiss on his skin, long and lingering. “Now, say my name, Regulus.” 
“James,” he gasps almost against his will, mouth moving before his mind can catch up. 
The other man groans and then attaches his lips to his throat immediately after, tongue pressing down as he sucks, the sting feeling absolutely heavenly. 
Regulus tilts his head to the side to give James more space, eyes hooded and limbs heavy, back coming to rest against James’ chest. 
“James,” he says again, without being prompted this time and the word almost sounding like a whine. 
“Fuck, you’re driving me insane,” James hisses against his neck, peppering the skin with open-mouthed kisses, his tongue and teeth mapping out Regulus’ skin. “You don’t understand how long I’ve been dying to do this.”
Regulus whimpers, hands moving on their own volition and reaching behind him until they bury themselves into James’ messy locks. He pulls, a bit harsher than intended, but before Regulus can manage to apologise, James is moaning loudly, the vibrations on his skin making him shiver. 
He pulls again, and James bites down on his throat hard enough to leave a mark. Regulus doesn’t have it in himself to reprimand him, or to tell him to stop. His brain is unable to focus on anything that isn’t James’ mouth working down his neck. 
“We could’ve been doing this ages ago if you weren’t so fucking stubborn,” James sighs, lips caressing his exposed shoulder and dragging another obscene noise out of Regulus. “I knew you wanted it. I knew you wanted me.”
“James—” Regulus pants, apparently unable to speak anything else apart from the other man’s name. 
It’s kind of embarrassing, how pliant a couple of kisses and a few dirty comments can make him. Regulus isn’t usually this easy, especially not in bed; he likes having a modicum of control, always ready to remind his partner that he doesn’t enjoy being bossed around. But, and as much as he hates to admit it, James knows what he’s doing. 
Although, maybe it’s not even a matter of skills. Maybe it’s simply that it’s James, and despite how much he’s tried to deny it, he’s been desperate for him almost since the moment he laid eyes on him. 
“God, baby, you taste divine,” James grunts, sucking on his collarbone almost at the same time that his fingers dip into Regulus’ waistband. They don’t get very far, and it’s more of a playful contact than anything else, but his breath still hitches. “Can’t wait to put my mouth between your legs.”
Regulus makes a keening sound, hips twitching, and James chuckles cruelly against his shoulder.
“You’d let me, right, baby?” James goes on, the hand that had slipped inside the basketball shorts changing its course and travelling up up up, until they’re caressing Regulus’ chest, following the shape of his scars. “There’s no point in pretending you’re not fucking gagging for it at this point. Just look at you. Look at you. I bet you could come from this. From me marking you up while I whisper in your ear.”
“N-no,” Regulus huffs, blinking furiously and doing his best to break out of his daze. “You’re too—too full of yourself. This isn’t enough, it could never be, and I—”
“Not enough?” James questions, stopping his ministrations. Regulus bites his tongue to stop the protest at the tip of his tongue. “Is this your way of asking for more, baby? Because you’re gonna have to do better than that. I don’t listen to brats.” 
Regulus wishes he could scoff, elbow James in the stomach so his touches stop clouding his mind and tell him to fuck off. Maybe even show him how well he can throw a stupid punch. 
But his body isn’t listening to his mind. It doesn’t care about what Regulus truly wants. Or what he’s been telling himself he wants, at least.
That’s why when he parts his lips, none of the curses he’s been preparing come out. Instead, there’s only need and lust. “Please,” he whimpers, closing his eyes tight momentarily. “Please, James, I—I just—”
James shushes him gently while circling a nipple, Regulus’ toes curling inside his toes and cunt clenching around nothing. “Oh, baby. It’s okay. I’m gonna take care of you so well. Give you exactly what you need.”
“Yeah,” Regulus exhales, hands spasming around James’ curls. “Please.” 
“Gonna let me fuck you, baby? Let me finger you nice and open, so you can get ready for my cock?” 
Regulus moans and nods and thrashes around, one of his hands slipping from James’ hair just so he can grab one of James' by its wrist, pushing his arm downwards and hoping to get some relief where he truly needs it. 
James stops right before he reaches his waistband, a cocky grin curving against Regulus’ skin. 
“Well, well,” James breathes. “Aren’t you a needy little thing.” 
“C’mon,” Regulus complains, uncaring of how childish he sounds. He feels too fucking drunk on everything James to be able to think about anything else apart from getting off.
James laughs again, because he’s mean like that, and Regulus can already feel some tears prickling at his eyes out of frustration.
“You have to tell me what you want, Regulus,” James says, and his voice is so damn casual it actually hurts. “This won’t work otherwise.” 
There’s no this, Regulus wants to snap back, but then James is pressing nearer, until Regulus can feel the outline of his hard cock against his ass. It makes him gasp and push back against it, really pleased by the little hiss James lets out at the pressure.
“See what you do to me, baby?” James whispers, dragging his lips over his shoulders, the side of his throat, behind his ear. “We barely did anything, and yet I’m so fucking hard it’s actually painful. You’ve no idea of how many times I’ve jerked myself off to the thought of you. Wishing it was your hand instead. Your mouth. The inside of your cunt.” 
Regulus’ knees shake, a mewl escaping his parted lips, and James’ grip on him turns even stronger. 
“I bet you’ll feel all tight and warm around me,” James goes on, tone husky, words dripping with so much desire it makes Regulus light-headed. “Make the sweetest sounds, too. I used to think you were too uptight and that I needed to fuck the stubborness out of you, but it turns out that you’re real fucking dirty, baby. Grinding back against my cock and opening your legs the moment I praised you a little. Oh, if they could see you now, baby. Big bad scary Regulus Black. Reduced to a pathetic, whimpering mess.”
“Shut up,” Regulus grits out, but he doesn’t stop rubbing his ass on James’ cock, or pulling at James’ wrist insistently, in an attempt to get his hand inside his pants. “You’re all bark and no bite. Spent all these months telling me everything you wanted to do to me, and now that I finally give you a chance, you’re only teasing and babbling in my ear.” 
“Good try, baby, but you should know by now that that attitude of yours only turns me on.” 
“Yeah? Then how come you’re not fucking me yet, huh?” 
James’ other hand, the one that hasn’t stopped gripping Regulus’ waist for a single second, lets go and climbs up, taking a hold of Regulus’ chin. James uses it to tilt his head back, forcing their gazes to meet, and Regulus despises how he feels himself get slicker at the flash of danger on James’ gaze, the sharpness of his smirk. 
“God, the mouth you have on you, baby.” James cocks his head to the side, considering, and he grips his chin even tighter. “So fucking filthy. And so pretty when you beg.” 
“I don’t beg,” Regulus murmurs back, aware that it’s a lie. He still narrows his eyes when James barks out a laugh. 
“Yes, you do. You already have. And you will do so again, if you want to come.” 
“I don’t need you for that. I can just—just walk out of here, leave you hanging and get off all by myself—”
“No, you can’t. I’m sure you’ve also jerked off while thinking of me, right, baby? All that tension, all that repression, I know it took its toll. Did you finger yourself slow and deep as soon as you got home after our interviews? Came with my name in your mouth?”
Regulus only glares at him, not even trying to defend himself. What’s the point, when James can see right through him? Lying won’t do him any favours. 
“You did,” James states, ridiculously pleased with himself. “You’re not gonna go and waste this chance over your wounded pride, baby. Argue all you want, but we both know you’re not going anywhere. Not when you’re practically drooling at the thought of taking my cock.”
“Don’t act like you don’t want it as much, if not more, than I do,” Regulus grumbles. 
James shrugs, leaning forward and forcing Regulus to do the same. Until their noses are grazing each other, breaths intermingling. 
“Never said otherwise,” he retorts with ease. 
“Then what the fuck are you playing at?”
“Nothing, really. Just waiting for you to tell me what you want. I’ll give it to you, baby, I swear. You just gotta ask.” 
Regulus purses his lips, but James does sound sincere, and at this point, it’s not like he has anything else to lose. It’s too late to try and save face, and his dignity, or whatever was left of it, took its leave the moment he allowed James to get this close. 
Besides, he wants this. He wants James. Has done so for a while, probably since the very beginning, and not even he has this much self-restraint.
“Fuck me,” Regulus says in a soft exhale, watching the way James’ pupils eat at his irises. “Please, James, fuck me. I need you inside me, it’s—fucking unbearable, really, and I’m gonna lose it if you don’t—”
“Yes,” James gasps out, nodding fast, moves turning erratic as he finally slips his hand under the shorts, under Regulus’ briefs. “Yes. Of course, baby, anything you want, I’m—shit, you’re so—let me just—”
His fingers rub at his clit playfully, pulling a moan out of Regulus, before they continue their path down, until they’re running through slick curls, teasing at his entrance and marvelling at the wetness they find there. 
“Fuck, baby, you’re fucking dripping,” James whispers in wonder. Regulus can only whimper, pushing against his eager hand. “And it’s for me. All for me. Fucking hell, just—come here—”
It’s when James tilts his head up, clearly wanting to kiss him, that Regulus finally manages to go back to himself. That Regulus remembers where he is, what he’s doing, who he’s doing it with. 
Reality hits him with such harshness that the ground seems to tilt under his feet, leaving him breathless, and dizzy, and having to swallow down a wave of nausea. 
What the actual fuck is wrong with him? 
“Wait,” he squeals, James’ mouth already touching his. “Wait.” 
To the other man’s credit, he does stop immediately at Regulus’ words, pulling back and fingers freezing where they were exploring at his cunt’s entrance. 
Regulus takes a gulp of air, heart rumbling loudly inside his head, his brain screaming at him to get a fucking grip. 
“Reg?” James calls him, a worried frown twisting his features while his eyes roam all over his face. “Baby, you okay?”
“Don’t—” Regulus wheezes out, clawing at James’ arm until he gets the hint and takes it out of his pants. He can’t think with those thick, calloused fingers resting on his cunt. “We can’t do this. It’s—no, James, just—no.”
Something pained flashes in James’ gaze, before it disappears, being substituted by a harshness Regulus has to look away from. “Regulus—”
“No,” he repeats, a lot firmer this time. “I’m not—I can’t, James. I’m sorry, I really am, but I just can’t.”
Regulus doesn’t stick around to hear James’ response, or watch his reaction. He moves away from him, legs shaky but still managing to support his weight, and he exits the ring without daring to glance back.
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strwberri-milk · 5 months
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Oooo can I request zhongli with a s/o that is extremely nice,like so nice that people kind of walk over them and take advantage of their niceness and the fact that they can never say no to people because they are a people pleaser in a way that makes them feel bad if they are anything but nice.?
(Sorry if it doesn’t make sense I just kinda relate to it sm lol)
this reminds me of smth else i read a while back lol maybe i wrote it to idr
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Zhongli loves how genuinely kind you are and that's not going to be something that he would ever want to change about you. He knows that no matter what it is you're saying or doing you always mean well and just want to help people out.
He's also very aware that people may want to take advantage of you because of your kindness. Your friends are never people he feels that he should be wary of but he sees the way other people treat you. When he's with you he makes sure that people don't try to take advantage of you but he can't help you when you aren't with him.
When you come home one day looking absolutely beat he has a good idea of what happened. You're juggling a variety of objects in your hands and trying your best not to drop a single one. He quickly comes over to help you with all of them, questioning why you had so many in the first place.
Once you tell him that you were constantly stopped and asked for help he simply decides he should help you with the list of surprise chores you collected. He's not going to admonish you for having done so but instead, he tries to remind you that you are allowed to say no.
As you explain to him how you feel about saying no and the guilt you carry he reassures you that you're still a good person even if you reassert your own boundaries and tell people you can't do things for them. You sigh a little and Zhongli can tell you don't believe him. It doesn't matter - he'll keep reassuring you that it's okay to say no and you'll still be the kindly wonderful person he knows you are.
It takes him a while but he manages to convince you of the fact. He also helps you practice saying no to people in a way that makes you feel comfortable. It'll take some time, but you know with his support you'll be able to do it in no time.
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