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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

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zaacoy · 9 months

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freenoodles sketch page because I cannot be stopped heeheehoo >:3c

#They are so #Squishes both of them together like two marshmallows in a smore #Low res because I like drawing on small canvases I will not apologize heeheeha >:D #I was -going- to make a full freenoodles kissing page but. one turned out to be rlly hard so that's a battle for another day #I WILL figure out how to draw mwah mwahs just not today I lazy #Anyways that's all the homosexuals 4 today #there will be more tmrw teehee :3c #Lego monkie kid #Monkie kid #lmk #lmk freenoodles #freenoodleshipping #freenoodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #Zaacoy art💫

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annqer · 1 month

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EAT YO DAMN FOOD BITCH!!! FUCK U LOOKIN CRAZY FOR!!!!

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yeah-thats-probably-it · 3 months

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Me smacking myself with a newspaper: You can’t know for sure that the gay subtext in the Jeeves books was intentional and it would be bad practice to declare intentionality on behalf of a dead author who can’t confirm or deny it. The fact that Jeeves and the Tie That Binds was the first Jeeves book to be published after the UK legalized homosexuality is probably just a coincidence. I’m sure he wasn’t even thinking about that.

P. G. Wodehouse:

#pg wodehouse playing the long con to make me look like a crazy tinfoil hat person decades after his death #i mean it’s not in relation to jooster but why make this completely unnecessary reference to legalization discourse at all #what purpose does it serve other than just reminding the audience that homosexuality is legal now #in this the gayest j&w book by FAR #i have to make a master list of every ‘what does this MEAN plum’ moment in this book #because there are a lot of them #jeeves books #jeeves and wooster #much obliged jeeves #jeeves and the tie that binds

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mysfran · 6 months

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I'M SORRY?!?!?!? (And also sorry if I'm not active lately, because I'm so busy on my college life...TTwTT)

#ah yes both of them are so far away yet still recognized and still manage to look into each others eyes like gay gay homosexual gay #i just opened the app #horikoshi: i don't know how to write romance #also him: literally make some good ships appear in the war #hori you ain't slick!#bnha manga #bnha #mha #bakudeku #bkdk #dekubaku #dkbk #decchan #my hero acedamia #bnha manga 403 #also sorry if most of my post are all about them!

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coffincoitus · 3 months

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there's something about vampires being homosexuals that just CAPTIVATES me. there's so much assumption that someone who lives that long, or someone who's so sensual/alluring, would naturally "evolve" into desiring any and all kind of lover, that their homosexuality remaining a basic part of them as immutable as anything else is so hot! like, a lesbian vampire chasing pussy like a bloodhound until the end of time? completely understandable

#that's part of why i think the popular ~all vampires are bisexual~ take is boring as hell #not only it makes them all sound like generic cardboard cutouts #but also have you considered that homosexuality is hot ?

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oatbugs · 27 days

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pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

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spannardnation · 5 months

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Their love language is: being fucking dorks with each other

#SpanNard #andy x oscar #oscar x andy #Andy Bernard #Oscar Martinez #this was gonna be way less rendered but then i was possessed by all of the homosexual cells in my body at once #and then painted for 4hrs straight #but u see i love them and so what could be done?#there are so many DETAILS in this that i just adore i might lose my mind #andy got his ear pierced a few days after he came out and he just walked into the office w his new jewellery and said nothing #everybody sort of looked at eachother for a moment and went “ok” and got on with their work #when theyre dressing up fancy he has a dangly hoop and anchor and its CUTE #i also make sure to include oscars healed over piercing scars #bc he had both done as a teen #THANK U FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK ABT THEIR EARRINGS #SpanNard Nation #my art

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sameschmidtdiffname · 16 days

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility to my dear readers and followers!!! (And happy Easter for those who celebrate!)

From the bottom of my heart I just wanted to say I support and love each one of you. Whether you're out, closeted, questioning- you are so extremely valid. Don't let people define your identity for you, don't be ashamed of who you are, and find happiness within yourself.

Now, if I were an intelligent content creator I would have my Transmasc!Reader x Mike smut ready to post today. But I'm not! So I don't! Honestly, with how much work I've had lately I'm still in Febuary mode lmao. So here's a short teaser, and maybe one day I'll get my shit together and post some writing again.

(Notes: This is a copy of my first draft. This work is subject to change and thus will most likely look at least somewhat different in the final work. Content warning for mild NSFW. You are responsible for what you read.)

"Oh, stop," Mike scoffs, rolling his eyes at me as he sprawls across his couch lazily, his work boot halfway hanging off of his toes, his arm spread across the back of the sofa while the other props up his head on top of the arm.

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I like how the older generation can't handle some light-hearted, meant in good fun teasing.

"Come on, what was JFK like as president?" I tease, leaning forward as I sit on the coffee table in front of him.

"My parents didn't even know each other yet," Mike says in a judgmental yet entertained voice, furrowing his brows and smiling at me as he waves his hand in dismissal.

"Oh! Tell me about Woodstock," I ask excitedly, my palms pressing against the wooden table underneath of me between my widely spread legs, flashing my most innocent, wide, bright eyed smile like an excited puppy dog to its owner.

"The last one sucked," Mike says, short and simple.

"No, the first one," I correct.

Mike pushes me to the side slightly, meant in jest and so he can see what events are unfolding on the television.

"Do you get nostalgic when you watch films about World War II?" I ask in the same excited tone, pushing back and repositioning myself to block the TV further.

"I am eight years older than you," Mike reminds me as if I'd forgotten. "Grow up."

"Oh, Mr. Robs The Cradle wants maturity now?"

This earns me a swift pillow to the head, torn out from under Mike's body as he begins his assault on me, snickering and trying to maintain his less than pleased exterior.

"Come here," he commands inbetween laughs. "You're getting spanked."

"Spanked?" I laugh, raising my arm to both protect my face from the blows of his pillow and to hide the sudden blush that has sprung to my face. "Why?"

"Come on, you wanna talk shit about our age gap, you can be treated accordingly," Mike insists, smiling as he tosses away the pillow to grab at my arm. "On my lap. Come on, tough guy."

The idea makes me dizzy, heat rushing through my body at his words.

"You wouldn't," I laugh a tad nervously, dodging his eye contact.

"Oh, I would. And I will," Mike laughs. "Don't act so innocent now, we both know why you're making these jokes."

I really hadn't meant them in such a way, honestly. To be completely honest, I'm not even really sure how I would go about making such innuendos. At least, not like this. Sure, I can do the blunt, "your mother" esqe jokes that are purely meant for comedy. Flirting, however, is a completely different story.

"I didn't mean it like that," I say earnestly, still avoiding his gaze.

Mike's hand finds the silver chain hanging close around my neck, his hand slowly creeping up my chest.

"No?" Mike asks, his gaze fixed somewhere below my face.

"No," I answer, my tone a bit short but not in an angry manner. More one of embarrassment. Mike quickly picks up on this.

"Something the matter?" Mike asks, cocking his head slightly as his eyes return to my face. I blush again, shaking my head.

"No," I say a tad too quickly. His pointer wraps around my chain.

"No?" Mike asks, echoing my tone with an imitation of my face, though he's caking on the innocent undertones a little too thick. "You don't look so well intended."

"I was just making some innocent jokes and-"

"And now you're turned on?" Mike asks, his middle finger wrapping around the chain as well, his voice dropping in pitch and volume slightly as a small, subtle smirk begins to grow on his face. My chest feels like it's burning now, my face hot to the touch.

"I'm not turned on," I mutter under my breath, a smile unwillingly growing on my face as I look away. I feel a small tug on my chain.

"Look at me," Mike says softly, no reprimand in his voice. I don't, suddenly too shy and earning me another tug on my chain. "Look at me."

I obey, looking up quickly then flitting my gaze away, red in the face, shifting slightly on the table to allow my legs to come closer together.

Mike tuts his tongue against his teeth, pulling me closer to him, gentle on the chain whilst watching me with eyes that feel almost predatory, his lips parted slightly as though he's anticipating something.

"Hasn't your father ever told you to respect your elders?" Mike asks in a husky, deep voice as he pulls me onto his lap, his other arm now wrapping around my hips as I begin to realize what exactly I've found myself in.

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I know, I know. "Dani, when are we getting some freaky shit back on our feed?" Listen, I'm trying here. The good news is that my IRL work project is going to wrap up here in the next month. The bad news is, unfortunately, I most likely won't write anything until after April. I know, I'm sorry. I only meant for the break to be two weeks, and it's going to be almost two months instead. But in the meantime, peruse my Masterlist and check out some of my upcoming works! And maybe if God decides they love me, I'll be able to post at least a drabble here soon <3

Stay safe, pookies. Please know that you are valid, you are loved, and you are special no matter what anyone else says.

Also, I think I'm a lesbian.

'TILL NEXT TIME, FOLKS! <3

#yall didnt expect that one huh #me neither #if i had a nickel for every time josh hutcherson was involved in my queer awakening i'd have four nickels.#which is a lot. i know you people make fun of him for his SBNN ads but they're effective. i watched one when i was a homophobic 11 y/o.#and now look at me. a certified homosexual *and* transgendered. there really are a lot of gay people in the world josh #im one of them <3 #special shoutout to my homegirl for showing me the doc #i understand yall probably got a lot of questions #i wish i had answers #its been a weird month is all i can say #anyways #mike schmidt x reader smut #mike schmidt x male reader #mike schimdt x you #mike schmidt x transmasc reader #older mike schmidt #fnaf mike #mikeschmidt #mike schmidt fnaf #mike schmidt #mike schmidt imagine #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x you #mike schmidt smut #josh hutcherson #jhutch

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nyxi-pixie · 7 months

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on a more srs note asagiri making fyodors pitfall not understanding emotional motivation properly is very dear to me in this era of loser men idolising being a super genius who equates optimal logic to the total disregard of emotion

like at evry point dazai one upped him its just cos he can work with people and understands emotional connection better (knowing tachihara had more loyalty to the pm than to the hunting dogs [or at least to their ideals] for example and being able to put every inch of his trust in chuuya saving his ass for the 58284892nd time while fyodor is busy assuming they have a shallow bond😭).

#LONG LIVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP #and homosexuality #although not for fyolai. rip to them ig #anyway smt smt men running around pretending emotion is illogical and thus ironically making illogical arguments and fyodors mistakes all #being examples of that is just so RAAAAH #also dazai 'im so emotionless and apathetic' osamu actually being the most emotionally motivated loser and thus understanding it better #anyway idk if any of this makes sense but ive been thinking abr it for a while #how dazais only way of beating him is that he cares abt people and fyodor just doesnt #also that he can always trust his op bf to come save him while fyodors op bf is busy deciding whether or not he actually wants him dead #😭😭😭😭#putting half of my post in the tags for the 4829999294925th time dont mind me #soukoku #bsd episode 61 #anyway asagiri seems v much to be a character first plot second kinda guy. and i love that sm.#like sometimes the plot is just like ??? but the CHARACTERS. the characters always make sense #i love then all dearly even when theyre unkillable cockroaches #bsd

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wc-m0ch4 · 2 months

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Really enjoy the theory that Sonic x Shadow Generations was named that way so that search results would show the game instead of Sonadow

This is particularly because of how much more Sonadow fanart/edits/fanfics I've been seeing as of late BECAUSE of the title LMAO

#like actually the best and worst marketing to have sonic x shadow gen come after all the gay ass clips we saw in Sonic Prime LIKE–#Frozen made people forget about the whole Walt Disney's body preserves in ice thing #Sonic x Shadow did the opposite LMAO #god I fucking love gay people I wish they were real #god I fucking love hedgehogs I wish they were real #literally don't know who at Sega thought they could stop people from being gay #bro we are literally spreading homosexuality and indoctrinating children #^^/J /J /J /J /J /J /J I SWEAR /JJJJJJ #I like to imagine there was one younger employee in the conference room trying so hard to be like 'guys... this isn't gonna work...'#and the ceo goes 'ofc it will! what'll they do? call it canon? make more art?'#cut to the present the ceo is all: 'un-fucking-believable'#'these bitches gay... good for them... BAD FOR US'#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #sonic fandom #sonic x shadow generations

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alisterix · 1 year

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Now my question is. Does Cacophonix's reputation as the ultimate gaylord precede him. Does anyone outside of the village know him as Mr. Gay. Is he like Lil Nas X where gays all around the. Area. Look up to him as the gay icon that he is.

Thank you kindly, I LOVE getting asks from you cause they are a perfect excuse for me to draw Cacofonix, and if there's one thing in this fandom I love drawing as much as Gaylois, it's Cacofonix. Here's a little comic inspired by your question since I can't help myself:

I can easily imagine Cacofonix on a big trip, having fun and indulging all of the opportunities and glamour of city life, making friends (lovers? possibly? 😳) easily, courtesy of his charismatic and pleasant demeanor (at least as long as he doesn't try to sing). People obviously aren't fans of his musical talent, or rather a lack thereof, but whenever a stranger happens to recognize him and call him by name he tends to immediately jump to that conclusion and brag about it to his fellow village folks, who clearly aren't buying it, lmao. Admittedly, at the end of the day, being appreciated and recognized for being entertaining, pretty and gay rather than for your art is not the worst position to be in, so he does take it for what it is, though not without a healthy dose of fussing about constantly, no matter where he goes, being "strangely surrounded by people who don't seem to understand art".

Funny that you mention Lil Nas X cause I just made a playlist with my favourite bardcore covers in honor of Cacofonix the Ultimate Gaylord™ and Montero is the first song on it.

#asterix #cacofonix #cacophonix #assurancetourix #my art #the sweet homosexual tension of a man piercing your ears in exchange for a date #listen... this is a sfw blog so we won't be discussing Cacofonix's jolly good big city gay time in great detail #it does make me admittedly uncomfortable to think adult stuff about a childhood nostalgia comic... BUT #if I had to choose one character who fucks it would be Cacofonix #I could probably make up a whole story about Cacofonix and his mysterious Lutetian admirer but I have a Gaylois wedding to attend to #and by that I mean I'm gonna make Gaylois wedding fanart in response to an ask I got #lmfao the way Asterix gives him a rude awakening and Cacofonix throws shade at him in return is sending me #what does he know about charm??? I dunno man maybe ask Obelix since he's clearly happily married #they are both such gay disasters #they give me strong gay besties/mlm solidarity vibes #but also it's a great ship imo #I'm all ride or die for Gaylois but if you see my art of Asterix and Cacofonix as shippy I won't stop you #I will encourage you even #it's my second favourite Asterix ship and I'm planning to draw some cute stuff with them every now and then #I wonder if they have a ship name #asterfonix?#I like that #anyway Cacofonix with piercings am I right 😳😳😳

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earthbovndmisfit · 1 year

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headcanon that every joestar is bi

All Joestars are bi and, in some cases, polyam too, and that's a fact! There we have jonaeri+jonawagon and joseq+caejose, for example... 😌🙏

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piningprecussionist · 2 months

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"Ramona's hair feels like straw, it's burnt to a crisp from years of frying it with dye" or "Ramona is literally magic, her hair is the most softest?"

*Kim thinks for a moment, looking away with a slight blush.*

... Magic. I'm going to go with magic. Her hair is ridiculously soft for how often I've seen her strut in with some new color I could swear I've never seen before.

It's either some perk she has or it's something to do with the brand she uses, maybe, I'm not sure. It's kind of crazy, honestly.

*Kim leans back in her chair and runs a hand through her hair, trying to keep her expression neutral as she loses herself in thought. She's mostly successful, save for her increasingly reddened face.*

#(ooc: gay gay homosexual gay)#(ooc: legitimately though I feel like the SP universe has to have something going on either w ramona specifically or hair dye as an +#+ item because with how often she dyes it in SPTO there is Simply No Way her hair would be okay. ya know?)#(ooc: so team magic hair/dye. this applies to all my kim blogs thus far- though do feel free to posit this to any of them as well)#(ooc: also hopefully i still do it but im totally editing a blush onto one of my kim panels for this hang on)#pine.txt #asks #anon #rp #kim pine #sp comic #spvtwtg #spto #spvtw #ramona flowers #kimona #(not putting this under ship stuff because this is a Nebulous Future ask.)#(“what does that mean?” you nervously ask. i simply :) at you and reveal nothing more.)#(ooc: woo okay. i didnt want to leave this sitting forever making a full fledged edit so. minor changes and lines for one!)#(ooc: mayhaps i will return and make it full-fledged some other time)#?#(might need a new tag for when i do this stuff if im bringing it here for real too idk. i dont remember what i did last time)

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bichambered-reservoir · 9 months

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he just in there,

enjoying the feeling of his troubles melting away.

He'll be fine! he's not even in pain! he will come back and deejay myusic mahn will be waiting for him with the perfectly intact skeleton he just coughed up.

It's like a jacuzzi in there, with all the bubbling and sizzling of the acid reacting with his flesh and all that's under there. He's just an expert at being a meal - that's all he really wants to focus on right now. Melting away inside of him, feeding him, knowing he'll be the fire in his muscles and the fullness that makes a pleased sigh escape out from his lips. He'll be his, they'll be one, just for a little while.

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yuridovewing · 7 months

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A while back, someone mentioned in the tags of my Darktail and Onestar post that swapping Sol's ShadowClan plotline with Darktail's WindClan one would have been interesting, and ngl. I actually sorta want to do that in my au... like Sol isn't Onestar's kid, but he goes to WindClan during Po3 where Onestar is probably near his lowest, hes deeply paranoid and resentful at what he was put through in Starlight and he's starting to lash out more, and Sol takes advantage of that and makes him become even more disillusioned with clan culture and StarClan. Sol coordinates the Eclipse Battle as a way to manipulate the clans into destroying one another, and WindClan is at the forefront. Maybe he even convinces Onestar that dismantling the clans is what's best for him. Idk though, throwing spaghetti at the wall here

#ngl i do not remember sol at all sdklfsdlfdf so maybe i shouldnt be talking about him rn #i like his design... and i dont remember anything he did besides steal babies #and he made blackstar atheist that one time through his raw homosexuality #skimming the wiki and hes just so bitter abt skyclan dumping him that he made it everyone else's problem. ig i can respect that #he doesnt seem like a typical rogue character where hes just born evil or whatever. hes just some guy throwing a tantrum #that being said... i feel like i can throw a bit more meat on him #i like those aus where hes midnights apprentice. and since midnight is a product of the tunnels in rv #and since sol is already associated with the tunnels according to the wiki. maybe i can connect him to the tunnel lore #i like his backstory so he'll still be a kittypet that lives with skyclan for a bit and then leaves #maybe he becomes like... a cultist for the tunnel or something. like he realizes theres something in there far more powerful than starclan #and he tries to either get the tunnels to take him and make him as powerful as the Trios and he basically becomes the spot from spiderverse #where he starts as kind of pathetic and a joke but develops into a legitimate threat. that or he tries to get the clans to join the tunnels #and he tries to sacrifice them to it? idk. again throwing spaghetti at the walls #maybe i should read the skyclan manga.... get an idea of what to do #i am not rereading po3 yet. lmao.#razorverse

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