Me*pointing out the car window*: Look! A crane!
My Brother: That's not a crane. That's a... dig?
Me*genuinely can't remember*: Digger truck?
Brother*he can't either*: Dig... lifter?...scoop...
*Deeply exasperated sigh from the back seat*
3yo Nephew: It's an ExCAvatOR
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Showed my mum Hatchet Town the other day and I'm pleased to inform everyone that she did laugh at "I am Dan Reynolds"
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Me: oh let me just make some tiny adjustments to some drafted chapters, just to make these scene breaks more visually obvious--
posts entire new chapter, 4 days early
Me: FUCK
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Omfg what a throwback from nine years ago
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I need to drink more water
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Me, busy in the kitchen and bread almost falls out of the bag: Ack! *catches it* Crisis averted.
Darling spouse: Good job, babe.
Me, triumphant: Not today, floor! You're not getting this bread! The only one getting bread in this house today is ME!
Darling spouse: ...can you stop saying words?
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It never fails to amuse me that the Elsa you RPed was immortal and unageing because of her magic, and then years later Frozen 2 basically canonised the idea of Elsa being an immortal Snow Queen.
me, sitting in the theater with my mom, literally jumping in my seat: I. CALLED. IT!
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boys i convinced my girlfriend to play tcm with me im such a winner
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Me asking ppl at con if theyll step on kam in his sanji cosplay
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Sometimes you just have to kill a cis man's ego by turning his own argument around on him so well that his only response is to delete his comments and respond to you saying "I was just making sure you were paying attention. Goodnight"
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when u ask ur arch nemesis to drag out his math presentation so class finished faster and he does
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Drew a real nice picture of @notes28's Glitch and then my child spilt water all over him...
RIP buddy
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That feeling when u finally call the health center about ur chronic chest + side pain and they're like heehee hoohoo we only do same day visits and also the only available one is during class teehee
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Alicent’s compassion towards Dyana gives me so much joy. And her yelling at Aegon once again *chefs kiss*
Any scene where Viserys was speaking made my heart heavy bro I legit had to hold my chest because I was so distraught, and his FACE. Yeah I cried shut up.
Aemond wanted all the smoke and I was here for it, Helaena can do no wrong she is so cute and weird and she’s my daughter and I love her, and it was nice to see Otto smile for a change.
There’s so much about this episode that I love and after seeing the preview for the next episode I literally started sobbing because I knew it was going to be so fucking fire GIVE ME MORE
HOWEVER, there was a lack of Larys and it disheartened me a little bit BUT OTHERWISE THIS WAS AN AMAZING EPISODE
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sophie giving up on her morals for the sake of results in unlocked might've been the best thing to ever happen in the series
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