#I tried to make sure there was no errors but I literally just woke up. I’m tired bht wanted to tell you about this. ugh I love Hades and

[bciphergrl]

A List Of My Sam and Max AUs

It has been a long time, since I posted anything here. I originally was just gonna make only one AU. But, funny enough, I have way more than that now XD

I've made this list, if you're interested in any of the AUs and/or you have any questions about them. I'm more than happy to answer them.

Itty Bitty: During one of Sam and Max fights against a criminal at the toy factory, Max gets hit by a ray and disappears. It was supposed to teleport him somewhere far away. But nope! Max has been shrunken in size and fell into a toy box that was meant to be delivered to the next city over. Now, it's up to him and his new human friend, Jess, to help him reunite with Sam and get him back to his normal size, while also fighting crime together (and learning about Jess' past) along the way.

Error 305: Sam and Max try to escape their universe as it started to collapsed. But they didn't get out without getting physically and mentally damaged. Max really got the short end of the stick, while Sam is still sort of sane. Now, they live in a white void, while Sam tries to find a way to get both of them back to normal.

Trading Minds: It's basically 'what if Sam and Max switch minds?' The results? Max is a more level headed lagomorph, while Sam is a pretty chaotic dog.

The Monster I've Become: After the Events of the Devil's playhouse, Max somehow survived the explosion and became his normal self. But he doesn't look the same though. He looks partly like an eldritch horror monster and a lagomorph. He kept his identity hidden since then and has made an abandoned subway train station as his new home. Sam sadly has no idea that he's still alive.

The Beast Within The Sea: Sam is the captain of the pirate crew who is after a magical jewel on a mysterious island. He manages to get it successfully and was about to leave the island with it. But then, a huge sea creature emerges from the ocean and attacks the ship. It kills everyone except for Sam. Instead, it keeps him on island and refuses to let him leave. Now, he needs to find a way to escape the place without the beast ever finding out.

The Multiverse Traveling Thief: Nobody has seen face or learned the name of the person who steals the artifacts from different universes and destroys those said universes. He keeps his mask on, while out in public to keep his identity hidden. But this lagomorph is known as "The Multiverse Traveling Thief".

Doodle: Sam and Max are simplified doodles who are alive.

The Circus Of Astral Magic: Deep within the forest, there's a magical circus that lures people there. A small lagomorph finds himself there. He thought it was all fun and games. Until he starts to see the dark truth behind it. This isn't an ordinary circus. This one is ment to keep people there, once they enter it.

Shattered Realities: Darla is a fan of a video game franchise, Sam and Max. She really likes playing it's third and final season to the TellTale's game, Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse. However, one night, she deeply wished that she can change Max's fate during his 305, even though it was pointless because he's not real, right? Well, the next morning, she woke up in a bedroom that doesn't belong to her. She quickly scanned the room, which she doesn't recognize at all. She slowly gets out of bed and walks to a nearby phone. However, she froze in her tracks when saw her reflection. Max's reflection to be exact. She has no idea if this is some sort of dream or if it's actually real. But, one things for sure, she needs to change Max's fate before she loses her life in a 305.

Heartstrings: Max is a florist who is so madly in love with his 'soul mate' that he'll do literally anything to make them his. Even if it means to kill as many people as it takes and pull some strings behind the scenes to make that happen.

The Pursuit Of Blissfulness: The world was once full of color, before it faded away from the world. Everyone has long grown used to it being Monochrome since then. Now, a lonely lagomorph tries to figure out the mystery behind it. But will it be worth the price of losing the very person that he believes to hate?

System Override: Sam is a child who got dared by his group of friends to sneaking into an abandoned toy company and bringing back a toy. He was pretty scared. But he managed to find a dusty A.I robot which surprisingly looked like a rabbit. He has no idea how to carry it back home. But yet, it turned on by itself and scanned him for a moment, before happily greeting itself. It really did caught him off guard. It was almost as if it woke up. But that didn't stop him from being amazed by it and taking it out of the building. If he only knew the reason behind the toy company's downfall and the danger behind the robot.

An Elder God In Lagomorph's Clothing: The universe where Junior disguised itself as a Lagomorph named Max on Earth who pretends to be a silly and crazy person who is partners with Sam and they still work together as the freelance police. However, it has a much sinister agenda for the universe.

Human: A universe where Sam and Max are humans. Sam (who goes by Sebastian) works as a detective for the police. Max (who goes by Mathew) makes comics for a comic series 'Sam and Max: Freelance Police'. They're bffs in this universe and hang out together, whenever they're not busy with work.

Driven To Insanity: Sam lives in the world where alot of people were infected by a terrible unknown disease that causes the infected people to suddenly attacked non-infected people. They show signs of discoloration with purple patches on their body and make sounds that sounded like gibberish to any non-infected. Sam is one of many few who aren't sick and has been one his own for a decade now. He ran into Max, who has the disease but he claims to be strangely immune to it. Together, they survive in the zombie-like apocalyptic world.

The Hare And His Lapdog: Sam goes to a seemingly ordinary casino and he has a really good luck streak at poker. This catches the attention and interest of the owner of the building. So, they walk up to him and gives him a deal. If he can beat them at poker, he can walk away with a trillion dollars. However, if he loses, he'll lose all of the winnings and will have to work for them. Sam doesn't see it as much of a challenge and played a game against them. He ends up losing though and had to work for them. However, what he didn't realize that he didn't sign up for the casino. He signed up to work for the Mafia and the owner, who is revealed to be Max, is a the Mafia Boss. Now, Sam is on edge of life or death as he tries to find a way to escape from him.

Tiny Detectives: A universe where a tiny version of Sam and Max somehow ended up in the real world and found their way into my house. Now, I'm taking care of them, while trying to figure out how they ended up here.

I'll most likely update it, if I make more Sam and Max AUs.

#sam and max #sam and max freelance husbands #sam and max freelance police

[villainsblog97]

Xdinary Heroes Reaction:

Hearing their name in their S/O's sleep

Hello everyone I am back with some new content, and with more on the way!

Summary: How would our 6 heroes react to hearing their S/O say their name in their sleep

Warnings: none actually

Scenario: Boyfriend AU, fluff, romance

Gun-il 😴

Boy's heart would absolutely melt

Like he heard you kind of tossing and turning

So he'd just pull you gently into his arms and hold you

But then when he heard you mumble his name

Oh there's no suppressing the smile that is literally tugging at his lips

He loves you so much

His heart would be so full

He'd just pull you closer

and hug you tighter

Slowly falling into a deep sleep as well

Jungsu 😴

Jungsu really tries to hold this tough guy persona

Now he heard you calling him

So he woke up rolled over and saw you were still asleep

He definitely heard his name

Jungsu...

Yeah his name is Kim Jungsu

You rolled over facing him with a big smile on your face

You were dreaming about him

Now he's on cloud nine

Wrapping his arms around your waist

Snuggling into you more

Gaon 😴

404 Error

Jiseok not found

You know the sounds those old computers from the 90's would make

Yeah that was Jiseok

Did he hear that right

And it wasn't Gaon that he heard

His name

Kwak Jiseok

He's in fangirl mode

He's losing his mind

He wants to wake you up and hug you

But he cant, you need your sleep

O.de 😴

Seungmin is so cool

Until he hears his s/o mumble his name

then he's losing his cool

He's gotta process what he just heard

He'd gently wake you up

Just to make sure you weren't having a bad dream

He'd ask you so gently if you were okay

and you'd just nod and scoot into his chest more

Then he'd just smile

Staying awake

Hoping to hear you say it again

(Ow...)

Junhan 😴

Now Hyeongjun is shy yes

But we're seeing more fun and playful sides of him

Now hearing his name come from your sleep talking is of course gonna embarrass him a little

But it's also gonna make him the happiest guitarist ever

He cant help but smile at it

He'd adjust the blanket over your shoulder and gently kiss your head

But like Seungmin

He might stay up a little later waiting to hear say his name again

But the waiting would relax him

and eventually

He would fall asleep

Jooyeon 😴

(R.I.P to my man's long hair 🥺✌️)

So Jooyeon never really shows his emotions

(unless he's singing 5sos)

He was helping you fall asleep after a stressful day

He sat on your bed playing his guitar for you

Soon you were fast asleep

He was gonna get off the bed but then he heard you say something

his name

He kind of froze

And just watched you for a second

The biggest, loving smile on his face

His s/o was really dreaming about him

But of course being the little punk he is

He would tell you all about it in the morning

But he loved every second of it.

That's it for that! I hope everyone enjoyed it, Please look forward to the new content that will be coming out soon!

#xdinary heroes #boyfriend scenario #fluff #romance #gunil #jungsu #gaon #ode #junhan #jooyeon

[chaysreality222]

A Shifting Attempt Storytime - Part 3

Hey guys, it's c! Today I have a new shifting attempt storytime that I'd like to share with you. I'm trying to avoid disappearing off the face of the earth when it comes to shifting. I don't know how you guy's can balance all these assignments along with shifting fr. I really want to actually shift to my drs, and it would make this year even more amazing once i do. Let's get into the storytime.

In the morning of February 1, 2024

So I had just woken up and decided to just fall back asleep again since I didn't have classes. I got comfortable and I put on a Raven Method guided meditation by Alunir on youtube. I also had in queue a Julia Method theta waves subliminal to play after the guided meditation was over.

During the guided meditation, I felt very comfortable and my body was extremely relaxed. I wasn't really visualizing anything, which i should've been. psa: none of my dr scripts are finished yet but even though none of them were done, I just wanted to try and shift. I didn't really care where I ended up, I just wanted it to happen.

My body and mind were extremely relaxed and I began to fall asleep. (That's my goal which is to fall asleep and wake up in my desired reality). I don't remember when exactly I fell asleep, I just remember feeling like I was in this space of black and I was very aware of my mind? I don't know what that was, but I had the intention of falling asleep and so I eventually fell asleep. I don't know anything about "the void" and need to do my research on it but, would that be entering "the void"? I'm really not sure.

Anyway, I just woke up and there wasn't really any reason for it. It just happened and then I put on the Julia Method Subliminal video (WHICH I FEEL IS VERY POWERFUL BY THE WAY). The last time I used this subliminal, I was the closest I've ever been with shifting to my dr. I felt like my consciousness literally was floating out and detaching itself from my body. It felt like the room had begin to spin and I felt like I got hit by a bus. It freaked me out so bad that I snapped myself out of it and took a long shifting break after that.

Back to the story, I fell straight to sleep again with that playing but I kept waking up to make sure to keep the intention of shifting? if that makes sense? I started to feel a numbness through my whole body and was only aware of my mind again. I felt like I was detaching from my cr body but not enough to shift. Then I lost focus and fell asleep again.

That's pretty much it. I did dream but it was nothing related to shifting. This was a trial and error shifting attempt. Nevertheless, I think this was a pretty good attempt. I haven't tried to shift in awhile and I kinda missed feeling the symptoms. If you guys have any tips or comments lmk down in the comments or message me! Happy Shifting!

xoxo, c <3

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[saiko-ruk0]

♡nightmare sans x reader headcanon's♡

+scenario

(i tried to make him mostly have his canon personality)

CF! Nightmare sans: (canon+Fanon)

You were waiting for nightmare to be back from one his fights with the stars and wanted to spend time with him...But as usual it took a long time...

"Waiting for me,pet?" The black monster said you turned to face him

"are you okay?" you asked wondering if he had any injuries, "..you've been gone for 2 hours..."

"Aww How Cute" he grinned wide obviously acting as usual as he enjoys the negativity from your concerned for him but don't let him deceive you he loves you even if he Hates showing it.

✨Now for headcanon's ✨

Okay we All know he's a sadist and he's feared by most if not all monsters so do not expect him to be affectionate with you in public.

However he sometimes allows himself to be affectionate with you in closed doors (privately)

He always talks about how gross affectionate is, when he's literally the one craving it the most from you.

At the start of him being in love with you He'll be in denial for a long time and he'll Try to get rid of you but he CAN'T, he can't bring himself to do it guess that's what love does to you.

Obviously he's very overprotective...more like possessive over you he will Not let anyone take you away form him.

he HATES it when other people try to talk/speak to you, it makes him restles But his reputation eases his mind.

You don't need to worry about death at all you'll be literally under the most feared monster's protection also no one dares to touch something that belongs to King Of Negativity Nightmare.

He doesn't get hugs nor want anyone touching him but you are a Special case so he doesn't mind it when you do it though, but don't do it to him in front of anyone or he will make sure to teach you a lesson.

he's totally a tsundere, more than Error when it comes to affection and he's definitely a yandere.

He likes NO... he Loves scaring/terrifying you, he is OPOSSESSED with the of thought being the Reason for your Negativity.

he is the only one allowed to do that.

He gets jealous very easily 😏

He will definitely blush if you tease Him but don't do it too much, he may not like that.

🛑 WARNING🛑

This may have +16 scenario +cursing

Your first kiss

You woke up from another bad dream..."again.." you sighed...

you heard a sinster dark chuckle coming from behind you..."my,my pet your negativity is so refreshing!"nightmare said completely thrilled by sensing that huge negativity coming from you but...

you couldn't help but stare at nightmares eyes,'the beautiful glowing cyan eye.... How his lips(?) look so kissable..WAIT!?WHAT THE HECK AM I THINKING!?' you thought to yourself, you did want to kiss nightmare it's just that you don't think Nightmare is in the mood for your goofy-ness—

"..you just had to ruin the fun..." Your thoughts snaped as soon as you Heard nightmare's voice speak, you looked at him directly in the eye...is he..!

Nightmares POV

I chuckled at fear and I'm VERY thrilled to feel this fresh negativity—.....(nightmare felt there was something else that started forming with your negativity...Nightmare groans annoyed+blushs 😏) "..you just have to ruin the fun..." They immediately turned to face me and from the look on their face they looked surprised... " Are you going to explain yourself? " I rised my brow waiting for an answer...

Your POV

'I-' you were blushing you couldn't help but feel embarrassed, but you really wanted to kiss him... "Can i kiss..you..?"

Nightmare blushed a little bit "why must you be such a pain in the ass?" he said (clearly blushing(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ )

Nightmare grabbed hand and teleported both of you to a place where no one can see you both here, nightmare used his tenticles to bring you close to him, both of your body's are touching now and his tenticles picked you up bringing you to Nightmare hight and face nightmare is grinning staring at you eye's

You wrapped your hands around his neck and nightmare broke the space between your faces and kissed you, nightmare is asking for access to your mouth and you wanted to tease him a bit so you didn't give him access, nightmare growled and forced you to open your mouth by... touching your sensitive spot... which forced you to open your mouth and gasp, and he immediately kissed you passionately and the kiss became very heated, and you kissed him back.

You don't know how long the two of you were kissing but that didn't matter to you, nightmare broke the kiss to let you breath a bit.

"Your Not Bad pet~" nightmare said while he was staring at you, hearing your desperate breaths, seeing you avoid looking at him, which made him chuckle at you "tch pathetic...look at me" he said as he used his tentacle to make you look at him, you looked at him "good pet~" he praised you for listening to his orders.

Nightmare put you down more like let go of you and made you fall a little painfully "I'm going back to work on my next attack on the stars now can you stop annoying me" he said going back to his cold and sadist personality 🤣

You giggled "yes sorry for bothering you my king~" you would bet 10$ that you saw a Cyan hue on his bone cheeks before teleporting you to your room you're quietly fan boying/grling that you literally kissed your boyfriend for the first time...you kind of wanted to do it again well guess you'll have to wait until next time.

I'm sorry if this was cringe 😅 it is my first time trying out writing fanfiction but i hope you enjoyed it a little bit saiko out 👋🏻

#nightmare sans #nightmare x reader #sans aus #undertale multiverse #dreamtale

[asshlyyyy]

On The Third Day of Christmas

Day 2 | Day 4

Hi, I’m glad to announce that I am back. It’s been a rough previous month to say the least. Sure Christmas is over with but I am still going to finish this series. On the thirteen day, there will be a big post with all the days combined. For people who want to read it all combined. 

I did deicide to come back like two days early then I planned. But, I want to get this series out and done with, so that I can focus on Until I Found Her and Fairytale I just want to thank everyone for being so understanding. 

It’s only day three but have you noticed the surprise yet?

Masterlist

Pairing: Elvis (or Austin!Elvis) x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Spelling and Grammatical Errors

Word Count: 963

You lived in the country and you absolutely loved it. Sure, every day it was becoming more and more modern with each and every year that passed. The road that was in front of your house was no longer a dirt road but in fact an asphalt busy road. Mostly due to Elvis’s large following. Still, when you stood in the backyard near the barn you felt at peace.

You had a friend who owned a farm with animals. You’re talking cows, pigs, and chickens… the reason this is important is because it was currently day three. A very ambitious one, but one you could pull off. When Elvis first moved in he had chickens running all around the place. You could easily take care of three hens.

Yup, that is correct. You are once against taking it quite literally. So, as you drove home for hopefully the last time. You looked in the backseat where the hens were resting peacefully. As the song goes, day three was three French hens. How was it that you were going to turn them French? Very simple actually.

 You reach for the small bag in your passenger seat and pull out the three small berets. You weren’t going to keep it on them forever, just for the show and tell. Elvis was home for the rest of the holidays. So, you show him the day and then take the hats off.

You placed the hots on the hens and soon attached their mustaches. You smiled to yourself and stood up and got out. You grabbed the three hens and made your way inside.

“Elvis?!” You called out for him. It was mid-afternoon, so he should be awake. Yet, you didn’t want to wake him if he wasn’t. Well… that’s not entirely true. You checked the living room, kitchen, jungle room, etc. There were so many rooms to check that you should’ve just checked the bedroom first. 

You placed the hens on the bed and watched as they start to climb onto Elvis. You tried to keep your laughter under control, but it was impossible when one of them sat on his face.

“What- the!?” Elvis pealed the hen off his face and looked around the room for you. He spotted you quickly and he looked upset. 

“Hehe,” you said simply.

“What the hell, Y/n?” His voice was still tired. He had just been woken up by his wife’s foolish shenanigans. You couldn’t understand why he was so tired, but he must’ve worked himself hard yesterday while he was at the studio. 

“Three French hens.” You said on return. 

“How are they- you put a goddamn beret and mustache on them?” He looked at you dead in the eyes. The reaction was one that screamed are you serious?

“Don’t worry, I'll take it off of them. I just wanted to show you day three.” You replied with a short smile. 

“What time is it?” He asked and rubbed his face.

“Just bout noon.” You answered. He nodded and flopped back down onto the bed.  “Now when I get back Mr., I want you out of this bed.” 

“Yes, mama.” He mumbled gently under his breath. You smiled softly and collected the hens. You took them out to their home for the next two weeks and got some feed down on the ground for them. They will be staying in the same barn with the horses for now. 

You made your way back inside and went straight to the kitchen. The least you could do was make him some lunch. Since you so horribly woke him from his slumber. You knew he would be fine, plus it's best he gets used to getting woken up like that.

You put together two sandwiches for yourself and Elvis and plated them. You placed them on the counter and went to head up the stairs to see if he had gotten out of bed. Before you could take a step up the stairs you heard him coming down. You smiled at him softly.

“Morning, handsome.” You said with a small voice.

“Mornin’ beautiful,” he replied and met you at the end of the stairs. He pulled you into a much-needed kiss and hug. You weren’t complaining, any chance to be close to Elvis was a win-win. Then again his love language was touch.

“I made some lunch.” You said after a while of silence. 

“Is that what that smell is?”

“Unless you smell two sandwiches then no,” you chuckled lightly and pulled him towards the food. You know it was quite simple, but sometimes that was all you needed. You didn’t need the fancy meats, you just needed each other and a nice meal. 

“You’re not going to bring any more alive things into the house right? For your twelve days?”

“Hmm, no that was the only one. But it was pretty funny,” you smiled as you took a bite of your sandwich.

“Not for me, one was sitting its bare ass on ma face.” He whined in return, which caused you to let out a laugh.

“You washed your face didn’t you?” You guessed. Elvis shook his head and took a big bite of his sandwich. 

“Of course I fuckin’ did, don’t know where that hen was last.” He grumbled. You smiled and reached your hand out for his.

He was truly the love of your life. He put up with all your shit, and vice versa. Maybe that is the key to every happy relationship. Putting up with each other's shits, because there could be no one else who would. You wouldn’t trade it in the world. 

He could’ve still been dirt poor and you would’ve fallen for him either way. He was your love, and you were his.

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[thevampsworld96]

Sweet Dreams My Love - BWS

Hey, everyone. I hope you are alright and doing well, and I hope you all had a great week.

Here is another short fanfic with the one and only Brad Will Simpson. I really enjoy writing, and I hope you enjoy reading them.

Sorry if there are any spelling mistakes or grammar errors, but I really hope you enjoy this.

I hope you have a great day... 👍 👌 1🙂

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There was no escape for you literally everywhere you turned the flames of the fire blocked your way out. You called for help, but there was no one around. Fire broke out suddenly everywhere you looked. You saw that you loved dearly were dead, but in this tragic moment, you held on to the small amount of hope that was there for you.

The fire had become way more aggressive by every minute that went. You called Brad, and you went back in the blaze to search for him. You called his name, hoping that he would answer and take you by the hand and pull you out of the building.

You then saw the building falling, and that is when you woke up screaming in fear.

Brad, who was next to you, had shaken you out of your nightmare.

"Y/AN wake up, wake up it's only a dream"

He said while putting his hands on your shoulders, gently squeezing them in order to bring out of the nightmare that you had.

"Where am I?"

You asked while your eyes were closed. You were too afraid to open them thinking that you were still in the nightmare, but then a calm and sweet voice brought you back down to earth.

"Your home, my darling, you are home in bed with me. You were having another nightmare, love, but I promise everything is fine. You're safe, and I am not going to let anything happen to you, I promise. Just take deep breaths for me all will be alright, I promise"

He said to you while gently rubbing your back and giving you a sweet, promising smile.

He saw the tears slowly rising in your eyes. Your body was shaking with fear. You wanted it to stop, but it was happening uncontrollably. Every inch of you was trembling as the images of the nightmare kept floating around in your head. You felt the heat of the flames on your skin, the smoke entering your lungs. You wanted it all to stop.

You then fell in to his his chest, followed by his arms wrapped around you tightly.

"Hey, it's alright. It's going to be alright, my darling shh"

He quietly whispers to you in your ear, trying to make you feel calm again after the wreck that you have been put through.

Once you calmed down, he brought you to the kitchen. It was nearly 4am, but that didn't stop him from taking care of you. He turned on the kitchen lights while slowly bringing you to the counter top he pulled out a chair and guided you to take a seat while he brought you a glass of water. You were still shaking, and you didn't want to be left on your own, which Brad made sure that you weren't.

He then came back and sat down next to you, handing you a glass of water.

"Here you go, my love"

He said.

"Thank you, babe,"

You said to him with a faint smile on your face as you slowly took a sip of the water. He then grabbed your soft, warm blanket, which lay on the sofa. He wrapped it around as the fluffyness always kept you warm and calm.

"Sorry if I woke you, babe,"

You said with a sad smile. It upset you that you kept him awake with your nightmare after the long days he had at the studio.

"Don't need to apologise, love its fine"

He said.

"No, it's not. This isn't right. I'm keeping up all night after the long days you had"

You said to him with tears again rolling down your face. You tried to stop, but that was useless. You were emotionally drained out and felt overwhelmed, along with fatigue and anxiety.

"You're more important. It breaks me seeing you like this. I don't care what time it is during the night. I will always be there and not letting anything happen. Maybe if you talk to me about your nightmare, sweetheart, it may help you, it does mean you have to relive them, but I read talking helps"

Says Brad, who was very loving and supportive of you. And you always loved that about him.

He then took your hands in his. He held on tight, making sure that you were safe, which he always did no matter what time of day it was.

"Every night it's the same scene, I'm in a burning building and everyone that I know and love are laying dead burning and I'm alone I search for you Brad I scream your name and I can't find you anywhere it scares me . When I wake up, I always hear the sound of fire, the smell of burning..."

Brad, listen to you carefully, trying to understand your nightmare, but seeing you sad and in distress upset him.

"Hey, listen to me. You're not going to lose me, alright. I promise you. I'm not going to let anything, and I mean anything happen to you. These nightmares are not real alright now come love let's get you to bed"

He said. He brought you into a hug, and he walked you down to the shared bedroom. He gently removed the blanket and laid you down in bed, gently kissing you on the head. He gave you a sweet smile while wrapping the duvet covers around your body.

Brad then got in to bed next to you. He pulled you close towards his body gently. Of course, you then turned to face him. He gently pushed small strands of hair away from your face, which made you feel calm his touch would take away all the anxiety away.

With every touch, you slowly felt your eyes getting heavier and heavier. Your muscles felt less tense, and your whole body relaxed, knowing you had your lovers' hands wrapped around your body. He watched as you slowly drifted off to sleep.

"Sweet dreams, my love"

He whispered quietly and then kissed you again and hugged you even more tighter...

#brad simpson #brad simpson imagine #the vamps imagine #bradley simpson #bradley simpson imagine #the vamps #brad simpson x reader #bradley will simpson #tumblr milestone

[moonfurthetemmie]

other random sunfall shit that's either funny or important

Another cut because it's a little Long with all the stuff I threw into one mf Thing

Funny fun facts from the original dream:

In my dream this actually started out as Kai redoing Dreamswap, and then halfway through my brain was like 'actually this is Silver's AU' and completely forgot kai except for the art style for the mental image of everyone in the frozen living room. I forgot about the first half when I woke up tho 

Cross and Ink were dudes again even though they're girls To Me. Which is so funny 

dude the ice chairs were sick

The ice chairs melted when the new boyes also thawed out. very sad. The two Inks, single Finch, and single Cross were there and the chairs started melting first and they were all like "Cross what did you do" and Cross was so indignant. 

Dream II momentarily turned into Reverie/OG Dream when he was revived and tried to write 'hi Dream!!!' on Dream I's old notes. we had to tell him old Dream was gone. I think he got sad but around there is where I woke up

Dream II had my awful cursive handwriting for some reason FDFDSFSFDS

Finch was like....i don't know really prim and proper?? He was sitting like a princess in front of the fireplace for the crack photograph. I don't know what that was about but that's the main reason I think he was supposed to get a new version 

yeah the one Ink had all the vibes of OG, and the paint thing, just with DS's outfit. I don't know what the fuck that was about. It was so stupid (funny). Cross and the other Ink were much closer to the camera and Ink looked and acted more like DS, and Cross...tbh i don't remember. he seemed pretty normal. Maybe he wasn't though.

I never actually saw any of the castle except for that one room. it was just 'yeah they're in an ice castle. and frozen

Other stuff:

It was going to be cryosleep and not petrification, bc that’s what it was in the dream, but there is literally no reason to do that to them. Freezing Orion and Corvus isn’t going to made them stronger it’s just going to make them sopping wet and really dumb for the first hour after they thaw out

Corvus looks terrified as a statue :))

Glaze doesn’t respond to her name in donut shops because she just automatically assumes it’s someone ordering a glazed donut instead of someone calling her name.

Do you know how long it took me to push Corvus and Glaze together. Anyways Corv’s pet name for Glaze is Donut and Corv is the the reason Glaze is now actually putting effort into deal with The Maelstrom. 

There were actually quite a few survivors from JR. There was even enough to keep it going (even if just to say we survived. There’s not many of us but we’re still here and by god we’re doing our best), but they were scattered and the few others Ink and Finch found had already resigned themselves to trying to make a new life for themselves in this apocalyptic hellscape that the MV has become. 

“Alright you little shits it’s scavenger hunt time. Whoever finds the most stuff on the list gets a candy bar” - exhausted Ink at 11pm having to go on an emergency grocery run because 4-year-old Temp and Glaze eat way more than she thought they would and she is still trying to figure out how much food she needs for the three of them. No, they can’t read yet; their lists are in pictographs. Reason #99 why she should not be responsible for kids. She really needs another adult. 

Ink almost didn’t bother enrolling Temp and Glaze in a school bc it seemed like a lot of headache-inducing paperwork, but the lure of ‘time to herself without two hyperactive children’ was too strong. 

Xena and Java didn’t go to a proper school like the other clones, tho. Cross and Error just weren’t sure they could get Xena and Java to school. They did their best to homeschool them instead. Finch and Hacker gave them some basic shit to teach the kids too, because Finch was pretty sure they’d forget some actually important stuff. He was right btw. Xena and Java are lucky they know as much math as they do. They’re also lucky Cross and Error were willing to ask for help teaching them how to read and stuff because dear god

Cross really can’t blame Xena for not wanting to do this, but Xena hasn’t turned in her resignation form yet, which is the only reason Cross is pushing her to work on her shit. Xena does not realize this yet. Glaze is also seeing this and is very sure the older ones are forcing them to do this, which is why she hasn’t said anything. 

All the older ones kinda decide to start training the kids to fight at different points. Finch and Hacker took the longest to. As much as Finch wants Wren to be able to at least defend themself, he really doesn’t think young kids need to learn to fight. 

Oddly enough Ink took the second longest. She wasn’t too worried about it being appropriate or whatever to teach kids of a certain age to fight, her logic was just “I have very little patience. Kids test my patience more than most things. Kids are also very stupid. I should wait until they’re less likely to get themselves killed trying to learn how to hold a stick with a sharp pointy end.” She did teach them how to use their other magic, though. 

Cross and Error started teaching Xena and Java about their magic pretty early on. Their logic was ‘if they know how to control it young, there won’t be problems with runaway magic. Just problems figuring out where the cookie jar went and catching kids swinging from the ceiling’. They still wait for them to be at least double digits old before starting combat training. And they didn’t use real weapons.

All of the clones have the same birthday. 

Oddly enough, Aster actually wanting to help encouraged the others a lot. ‘You mean you WANT to be involved in this thing we don’t feel we have a choice in??? …maybe it won’t be that bad.’

None of the clones realized Corvus and Orion were going to wake up in their lifetimes. Especially not this soon holy shit. 

Had Corvus and Orion been more prepared, that one fight may not have gone as badly as it did. As it was they were young and inexperienced and had even less idea what they were doing than the others. They’re lucky they didn’t die. Hell they’re lucky it was only about 20 years and not 100. Or 500. 

Corvus and Orion do have a destiny bond. Had being turned to stone killed Orion, Corvus would not have lasted even a second longer in that first big fight with the Maelstrom. 

Also Corvus and Orion are both right about becoming radiants/corrupts. It would make it much easier for them to deal with the Maelstrom, but it would also make them much more vulnerable. 

Worst Ending Corvus & Orion: 

Corvus’ body is now made entirely of corruption and she can turn into a ✨goo puddle✨like OG Nightmare. Her body is very, very endothermic. Worst ice hands ever

Orion on the other hand is very EXOthermic and very very hot so like. Be careful

Orion is an unfortunate combination of Dream’s holier-than-thou-ness and some pretty awful manipulative tendencies. Obviously she is in the right, smh. But if she needs to do a little persuading, she’s not above using tricks and lies. She fights dirty, don’t let her talk of honor and righteousness fool you

Corvus is, surprisingly, rather honest most of the time, which doesn’t help Glaze when Corv offers to let her join her. Still, the corruption in her wants only one thing, and she will stoop as low as she needs to achieve it. 

Poor, poor Glaze. She promised herself she’d protect Corvus, and now she has to help kill her.

The pair of them are mere shadows of their former selves.

ALSO hey here's a bonus Xena that no one asked for (even though i said someone oughta smh)

#Sunfall DS #Sunfall Xena #Sunfall Java #Sunfall Corvus #Sunfall Orion #Sunfall Aster #Sunfall Tempera #Sunfall Glaze #Sunfall Wren #Glaze + Corvus my beloveds #they're so gay #also XENA is SO #Yells #god #no one asks about the extra Xena :(( #wheeze is the only one who saw and only bc i sent it to them unpromted #i forgor to post this i had 500000 things going on augh

[pbandjesse]

Today was a pretty good day. I feel lucky that it was a Friday. And because of that I did not have a ton to do or expectations so when I woke up at 7 miserable, I was able to sleep for two more hours and go into work late.

The issue was that my nose got all scabby after the two nose bleeds I had yesterday. And then I did not breathe right all night. I was just exhausted and miserable. And would have been useless if I tried to go to work.

When my alarm went off and James came in the room I told them I needed to sleep. And reset my alarm for 9 and went back to sleep.

When I woke up I felt a lot better. I would wash up and make the bed and got dressed. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and grabbed my sewing machine and I was off.

I had texted Alexi to let her know I was still coming in so I wasn't in a rush. And it wasn't a bad drive. When I got to camp at 10 I would drive directly up to the arts building. I did not want to get distracted by anything.

I would spend the next couple hours sewing. I had to remake all the double bean bags so I worked on cutting out the shapes I needed. I did not have a good leather needle so the plan was to just sew as gently as possible. And I was lucky! My needle held up until literally the last inch of sewing at the end of the day when I got home. Amazing.

And I had fun. Using the leather scraps was a new challenge. Like I had mended a few things in leather before, but actually planning and cutting and stuff was new. And it was trial and error for sure. You need to allow a lot more material for flipping then I'm used to. And there is a curve to the whole thing. But it was fun.

I would watch body cam footage of traffic stops all day. Which sounds bizarre but it was all about what codes the police were or were not violating and I was just learning a lot. I did get upset when a guy started crying after getting punched in the face when he legitimately did not do anything. Just heading him cry broke my heart.

I would make great progress on my work but it was time consuming. I would take breaks to work on my personal projects. Including the two bags I was making. One is a crescent bag and one is a tote. And they werent much more straight forward, but I was more comfortable with the weirdness of making bags so it was all good.

Once my bean bags were done,I trimmed them all down where needed, and then flipped them. And then it was time to fill them with rocks. The old bean bags had small pebbles in them. Except one. When I cut this one open it was filed with moldy, rotting beans. It was horrible and I was horrified by the smell. I bagged them up and disposed of them but Jesus was it gross.

I would use a spoon to fill the beanbags. Until they were pretty even. And then sewed them shut and I'm very pleased. Also didn't break my needle on any rocks. I had to keep myself from taking any of the rocks which were very pretty. But I did not take any. Slippery slope taking the pretty rocks.

I would start working on the straps for the bags at this point but I was really struggling and so I decided to take a break and finally walk down to the office. Where I found Heather and she told me that there was going to be some changes to the lab office and we're going to be moving desks and stuff and I'm really excited to see what happens. But I also said I do not care where I am and if they would just give me a hotspot I could just stay in the art building forever and it would not matter. And she was like that is a possibility. But also I think they like hey man me too so I don't think that they really want to get rid of me. It will be good though because Heather and Elizabeth are going to move into Chris's office and they deserve to have a door that they can close so I think this makes sense. And then we'll just work on changing the layout and making it more conducive for how many people are going to be working on there now.

We've been also just chat about the day. She told me that at 1:00 she would like me to go up to the hacienda and help Sarah and Dachelle tables and chairs for the wedding today. Apparently the grandparents for the wedding party showed up at 9:45. Weddings don't have access to those spots until 2:00 p.m. And then they were frustrated that everything wasn't clean and ready yet. But we only promised that that would be done by 2:00 p.m. So at 1:00 Heather asked if I could go over and help. Of course.

Until then though I worked on my straps and I did finish one. I ended up just making it the same way I usually make fabric ones by rolling in the edges and sewing them down and I think it looks pretty good. And then I would walk over to the pool house. Where I ended up being the only one who showed up. It was fine though I did not need too much help to spray down tables and chairs. The grandma's that were over there were really sweet and very nice to me. And I texted Heather to ask her to bring paper towels and when she brought them over she wiped down all the chairs while I finished up the tables and then we started sweeping outside and getting rid of leaves and spider webs. I really enjoyed talking to Heather and we talked about some projects and some ideas for next week since well we do have a group it is going to be pretty light with only about 2 hours a day of activity. So I have some painting projects to the next week and I really enjoy that so it's going to be great.

I did struggle with getting the leaves to sweep into my little dustbin. And then I dropped my dustbin over the side of the wall and had to climb over it and go down the hill. But we made it a much neater space and I was pretty pleased with that. And then I was free to go back to the art building and do my stuff.

On my walk over there I helped some wedding guests who were lost getting to the lodge and then I went to finish my bags and I'm very pleased with how they came out. I did decide that the crescent bag needed a zipper but I did not have any zippers at camp which was really surprising because I thought I did. But that's okay. I instead used my time to finish all of the edges which are hot glued down but I think works. And once I finish that I would work on wrapping a few of my hoops. I got one big one and one small one done and I untangled a bunch of the yarn to be ready for later. But my phone was dying so then I had to do the office.

I would hang out down there for about 45 minutes. Just working on less and stuff and chatting with Heather about a field trip me and her want to take to Irvine to go to an indigenous people's month festival. Possibly to get in contact with the people that help make their long house in 2016 to help make us a new longhouse here. And then it was just chatting about the weekend and how me and James are going to DC. And then I spent a few minutes putting together banker boxes and moving some three ring binders and then it was time for me to go.

The plan for an evening was for me and James to get dressed up to go and have dinner at Matthews. We thought it would be silly because it's our anniversary tomorrow. So it's our anniversary weekend. And we love Matthews and it just felt right. So I would drive home. And there was traffic but it only added like less than 10 minutes to my drive. And when I got back here I would figure out what I was wearing and then waited for James to get back. And we both got changed and then we went to dinner.

And it was a really good dinner. We always get the same thing and all the waitresses smiled real big ass when we came in because they were like oh my God you haven't been here forever. Not that they said that but you could tell that they were like oh you're here again! And that felt nice. And I did tell her waitress that it was our anniversary and she thought that was awesome and she said that she's been married for 54 years and I said it would be a blessing to be married to James for that long. Take some pictures outside and I just felt really happy.

After dinner we came back home. And listen to a podcast and enjoy each other's company. And when we got back here James would get on a call with their friends to play D&D and I sat in the room with them and played animal crossing for a bit. I invited peaches the horse to my vacation island and made her a house that she wanted to be a shrine to roundness. I do not exactly know what that means but I had fun doing it. Sweet pea and me cuddled while I played and he was only mildly annoying. But I was having a good time.

And then I went to go finish my bag.

I got literally to that last inch before the needle broke. But I did get the zipper in it was very difficult. And it's not perfect. The ends of the zipper are kind of messy looking and it's not perfect but it's a great size and I'm going to try to use it tomorrow when we go to DC and see how it works. Hopefully it says comfortable as I think it will be.

And now that that's done I have showered and I am in bed and I am ready to go to sleep. It has been a very nice day and I feel very lucky that me and James have made it to one year of marriage and we are still so happy. I love you all. Wish us luck tomorrow. I hope you are safe.

[aphroditesforest]

10 Things I tried (that worked) to improve my life

I know that when it comes to anyone improving their life, the first question is: what could I possibly do that would make a difference?

The answer is simple. Literally, anything.

More often than not, we get discouraged to do something before we even get started, the reasons for that are abundant, and not necessarily rational.

I had reached a time in my life where I was in a dark place, which seemed to devour me, and I didn’t know how to come out of it. Job was stressful, bills and expenses threatened to become overwhelming, and interpersonal relationships were either too tense or so loose that I wondered if they even still qualified as relationships.

I woke up one morning, feeling strangely refreshed after about 10 hours of sleep (a miracle at that point), and searched on the internet how to improve my life. I found a lot more articles there on how to improve one’s life than I thought I would. Goes to show, there are more people like me, lost and unhappy who just want to get better.

All of the articles I had found promised a better life, but the skeptic in me refused to blindly have faith. I’m a “seeing is believing” type, so I wanted to see for myself.

After many trials and errors, I found a balance for myself. There is no such thing as a recipe that can be applied to everyone, because simply put, each one of us is unique in their own way.

I took it one step at a time, and ultimately came up with this list that worked for myself.

1.      Getting enough sleep – I used to stay up very late until you could actually call it early again. One night I’ve decided to break out of my unhealthy routine, and went to bed “early”. I managed to sleep for 7 hours, and while I still wasn’t completely refreshed after the first night, repeating this one thing over a week, I started seeing improvements. I yawned less (which was good since my boss gave me the evil eye each time I did that), I felt energized, and had a more cheerful attitude.

2.      Laughing – people tell me that I’m funny all the time. Funny enough, I don’t always aim to be funny. And while I made others laugh, I never really laughed myself. People seemed happy or at least more relaxed when they laughed. So, I tried it. I picked out a really good rated comedy, and watched it by myself, laughing the whole time. I realized, laughing is good for the soul, and there was no need to hold back. It made me feel lighter.

3.      Spending time with friends and family – that was a tough one. We all have that one friend or relative that is just annoying, and never stops talking about themselves. Well, I suggest you avoid those, at least for a while. The first person I really talked to was my grandmother. It wasn’t anything in particular I wanted to say to her or learn from her, just talk, and while doing so I learnt something about her I didn’t know before. Sometimes, allowing yourself to spend time with others teaches you things about them, but it often teaches you about yourself as well.

4.      Expressing gratitude – sounds easy. And it is. I have coached myself to be friendlier, and thank people. As soon as I started, I already saw a change not only in myself, but the people around me. I started wishing people a very good day at the end of a call or smiled more often. Some looked at me as if I was nuts, but the majority welcomed the friendliness, and offered it back. The same happened when I thanked people, even for the smallest of things, and you know what? One lady at the grocery store, overworked, and stressed out, told me that she really needed a genuine thank you that day.

5.      Meditation – you don’t have to be an expert in meditation techniques – I myself checked out a Youtube tutorial, ‘cause yeah, you can find them there. The point of it is to relax and try to disconnect yourself from everything that burdens you, let it go, and become one with the world surrounding you. I wasn’t sure what to expect, and I’m sure others do it way better, but at least once a week I reserve some alone time with myself, doing nothing, just flushing out negativity, and try to find my inner peace. Confession: I’m still a work in progress, but I am told, that’s a good thing!

6.      Being optimistic – I used to call myself a pragmatist, but I had to wonder where pragmatism ends, and pessimism begins. Turns out, it’s a fine line, that not all of us know how to walk. There’s one thing to be pragmatic, and another to avoid living because there’s a chance of failure. I used to avoid new things and came up with excuses, that in retrospect made no sense. After I decided to look at my life and future in a more optimistic way, I decided to say yes instead of no. Being optimistic isn’t a bad thing, it means being hopeful. Why shouldn’t we be hopeful? We don’t know what the future holds. Yes, it is scary, and things might not be going our way, but if we think that only failure might await us, we doom ourselves, and thus fueling our already bleak view of our own lives.

7.      Challenging myself – this part goes hand in hand with being optimistic. In order to challenge yourself, you have to have faith in yourself, and believe that you will succeed. A mindset that constantly thinks of worse case scenarios will ultimately attract failure. Challenging oneself isn’t just about success, in fact, I would argue that it’s about pushing your own limits and boundaries, and learning what you are actually capable of in a scenario you’ve never encountered before. Win or lose, the experience itself will help shape you, and prepare you for more challenges.

8.      Touching someone – now that sounds creepy. Doesn’t have to be. It is simply about contact with other people. Holding someone’s hand, shaking a hand, giving a hug or a kiss (romantic or otherwise), touching someone makes our interactions more real. They give us a sense of belonging, of home, of camaraderie and improve our health in more ways than we may think. Humans are social animals, and we need to be close to others.

9.      Nature – when I was a child, we used to take day trips into the forest, learn about plants and animals, and just enjoyed a good hike. As I got older, these trips became fewer and farther in between, until they stopped altogether. Not everyone has the privilege to live near a forest or have access to a large area that isn’t surrounded by concrete. But a stroll through a park can be just as helpful. Nature is all around us. However, nothing compares to the peacefulness of a flowery meadow. If you have the chance, go outside, take a hike, breathe in the world.

10.   Exercise – last, and not my personal favorite. I’m not a big fan of working out, but exercising doesn’t mean you have to go to a gym where you might feel inadequate. Exercising can be done at home, privately. Even some light exercises can get your blood pumping, and in time you will feel better. There are many reasons why we should exercise, health reasons being primarily, but I have found that after a good workout, I feel refreshingly relaxed, which might sound odd. Exercising helps getting rid of negative energy coursing through your body, and allows you to really focus on what is important to you, instead of the things that drain you and make you unhappy.

#listicle #improvement #life #happiness #personal #article

[troglobite]

no it’s fine

the one job that i wanted to apply to earlier this year that stopped accepting applications finally opened it again and gave me early access bc i asked to be alerted

and you have to take a language quiz and pass in order to apply

and i thought oh i should be fine

and then i start taking it and it’s hard

and i’m not sure and i’m second guessing myself and idk what’s going on and i should’ve just gone back to check all of my answers before submitting why didn’t i do that why didn’t i google more things why didn’t i search and read about stuff why did i waste two fucking college degrees on this shit when i’m too stupid and incompetent for it

i talk abt knowing stuff abt language but i’m reading these sentences and they’re pull out the ones that don’t have any errors and i’m struggling to find anything i would call an error and i’m realizing just how fucking stupid i am how useless i am

i haven’t learned anything i have no valid job experience i have literally nothing going for me

i’m fucking pathetic. i’m not hirable. i’m not skilled. i’ve learned NOTHING and i’m utterly fucking useless. 

i’m not qualified for ANYTHING. i’m so tired.

i failed the fucking entrance quiz. 

i failed it.

60.5/100 and minimum passing is 80

i can’t even apply for the job

“better luck next year”

i need a job NOW

and so i went looking for bullshit data entry stuff like my therapist keeps fucking harping on about “just get a job that’s entry level bullshit that’s not relevant to what you do at all”

they’re almost all full time and when they’re not they have REQUIREMENTS that I CANNOT FULFILL

and i don’t mean shit that white men would ignore i mean like DEGREES and ACTUAL PROVABLE SKILLS like no i cannot type 10 key 60 wpm without looking

i timed myself and i tried

i have to look

and it was like 30 wpm if that

i know i should’ve used the keypad thing but i couldn’t find it and just

the point is i’m not even qualified for THAT shit

so then i’m desperate and looking for online writing center jobs

i keep finding ones that seem interesting but THE JOBS AREN’T FUCKING REAL the internet just scrubs job postings and then shares them with incorrect and out of date information after they’ve already been filled

i have TWO job applications in right now that i’m waiting to hear about and one is DEFINITELY not going to happen bc it’s PRH and the other i’m still fucking waiting to hear back about but considering how badly i failed this fucking writing/language quiz i’m not going to get this job either

and so the only online tutor jobs i found (bc that’s all that i am barely fucking qualified for) either don’t pay well, have shitty hours, or just. have requirements or job duties i don’t like or whatever.

and i’m probably not going to get those, either.

i have nothing going for me. nothing left. i have no marketable skills. i really, really TRULY am not meant for this world. 

i can’t do anything right. i’m a waste of space time and energy

i’m sorry to everyone who’s had to bother with me at all. i try really hard to only add things to ppls’ lives and i fail at that constantly. i’m sorry. i do try. but it’s very evident that nothing i do is enough. 

i’ve said it before i’ll say it again i’m like a video game build that was made to be completely useless

like a combat-based game and you built a character that’s only kind of good at like. the cooking portion of the game. like not even good enough to get even XP or something to eventually be able to make a good fighting build. like it’s useless. utterly useless.

like how did i fuck up at life so fucking badly. i fucked up so hard. i’m literally just a complete and utter failure. i wish i was dead so much of the time.

i can’t believe i woke up yesterday so excited that this company was hiring again and i got all hyped up to go take the quiz today and got ready to get my application in order and everything just started crumbling the further i got through the quiz and then the score came up and i’ve just been a mess since then

but it’s fine i’m a disgusting garbage failure of a human anyway i don’t deserve sympathy, i did this to myself. i’m the idiot that wasted their pathetic disgusting little life doing this shit and not being able to contribute to anything or earn money or justify their existence at all. 

[seduceme-lovestruck-thearcana]

@megatraven

Meg oh my gosh. It’s like 6 in the morning but I NEED to tell you about my dream.

My dream was about AFK and HIFL. I got a dream about where I was looking at the schedule (like lovestruck schedule thingy) and I saw Hades had a date night and so did Alex!! And I got so excited and I suddenly saw Razis CG in my head. It was kinda sweet but also weird.

I don’t want to explain Razis bc I’m tired and it’s not why I’m telling you this but it dealt with them being in the ocean and such

BUT HADES?? YO?? IT WAS SO SWEET😭. The CG dealt with Hades like being in this bathroom (it looked like an Olympus background. It had like the night sky and such for some reason), a weird shaped bath in front of him, bubbles surrounding the bath and Hades (he wasn’t in the bath tho) and guess what you can see in the bath (not completely. Just his head and face)??

OSIRIS

And Hades had this sweet look on his face and it looked like he was thinking “wow,,,that’s really my boy,” AAAAAH-

And I suddenly just read Hades saying something so sweet to Osiris and it was just a cute moment and then it dealt with Hades taking Osiris somewhere or something idk but I needed to tell you about this sweet kinda moment before I forgot about it. Anyways gN I’m gonna go and try to go back to asleep.

#lovestruck #my weird dreams #Astoria fates kiss #Astoria fates kiss hades #I tried to make sure there was no errors but I literally just woke up. I’m tired bht wanted to tell you about this. ugh I love Hades and #seeing him as a dad was so cute like GOSH HADES #I LOVE YOU SO MHCH. And I never got to see Alex :(. but then I had a whole part of me being scared of getting electrocuted because of gas #leak in this office (not related to AFK) or something idk #I hope this didn’t sound like a weird dream. I just thought this was kinda sweet bc UGH ITS HADES!!! BEING A DAD!! WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WOULD #BE A BAD ONE?? anyways I’m tired good night lol

[undertale-writing-times]

uf, ut, us skellies with an s/o who, for Halloween, literally just wears the skellies clothes please? ^v^

Aw man, I missed Halloween :(

I'm real sorry. Forgive me T^T

I uh have no idea why this one was so hard for me? I had to rewrite a few of them like five times! I couldn’t think for some reason but hey, it was fun. 

Sans- Do you want to do this? For real? Okay fine, you kill him. You killed the skelly boy. He woke up a bit earlier than he normally would, only because he wanted to get ready to go for Halloween. He was going to wear his normal clothes then a piece of paper that said "error 404. Costume not found" he thought it would be a funny costume, because it is a costume while he's also allowed to be lazy! Yet when he tried to find his clothes, mostly his jacket, he couldn't find it? He found pants, his shirt, but not his jacket? Also his slippers were gone too... he looks around, rubbing his hand on his skull feeling a little confused. "Huh..." he mumbles to himself and starts to walk downstairs, covering his mouth with his hand yawning "Hey Paps, hope not to bug ya, but I think someone is tryna jacket my clothes" he tried to joke, even if he was a little nervous. Did someone break in or... oh wait. He stops seeing S/o sitting on the couch getting their makeup done by Frisk who was also dressed as a skeleton but S/o was wearing his clothes. The clothes were a little baggy on them and he smiles, much bigger than before, his cheeks tinting a blue color. God they looked adorable... then he heard a shout from behind him "Brother!" He yelps jumping away staring at his brother, then over at the others, seeing Frisk start to giggle. Oh that's so not fair.

Papyrus- Well Halloween was going to be a holiday that he was very excited about! Why? Because he saw many skeletons sure... they were naked skeletons but still skeletons! That must mean that this holiday is for them, right? When he asked Sans, Sans agreed so that must be true! His brother would never lie to him, right? Yeah... yeah of course not. When he got out of the shower to get ready in his costume, he heard some slight sounds coming from his bedroom making him hum looking at the door "Hmmm I wonder what that must be?" he finished getting dressed first. He was going as a knight! He did want to be part of the royal guards, but this was different. When he came out of the bathroom he tried to find his scarf but he couldn't find it in his room! Or the rest of his battle body! Gasp! Someone has stolen from the great Papyrus! He huffs at the thought and runs downstairs holding up his hand as he did so. "Brother! Datemate! Frisk! Somebody has stolen the Great Papyrusus battle body!" Frisk looks over from where they were laying on top of Sans who was asleep. Little baby child. The other person was his datemate, who was wearing his clothes! He blinks once then twice, and points at them "It is you!" they giggle turning their head away. He squints at them but smiles not being able to help it well... he was always smiling but he smiled more than he did! They held up their hands, the gloves were much too big, and they say "The great S/o would never steal anything!" he walks over, putting his hands on their cheeks, laughing a soft nyeh heh heh. This was so silly.

Red- To be honest, to him, he thought that Halloween was stupid and a waste of time but his S/o seemed weirdly excited for it so he guessed he could agree to try it? His brother most likely wasn't going to do anything or if he did, it would most likely be because of Noodle. Ugh that other stupid Papyrus was annoying... whatever. He wakes up and slowly sits up, stretching his arms above his head letting out a yawn. His eyes scan around looking for his jacket that he most likely left on the chair beside the bed but... it wasn't there? What the? He frowns pushing himself to get up "ugh come on, what the fuck?" Did Edge take it again to try to clean? That fur on the collar needs to be cleaned in a certain way damn it! He grabs his shirt, slipping it on over his head then starts to stomp downstairs grumbling under his breath in annoyance. He hated it when Edge tried to do things with his stuff, always yelling at him ughhhh... oh wait. He stops walking, staring forward his eye shines disappearing. He saw S/o wearing his clothes sitting on the couch, painting Frisk's face humming under their breath while Flowey was eyeing them from where he was. He slowly looks back at his S/o feeling his face start to grow hot. Oh damn... okay... fuck shit. He teleports away covering his hands with his face. This so wasn't fair...

Edge- If Edge was to be fully honest, he didn't know how to feel about the whole Halloween thing. So for a few days before, he started to study it, what was the reasoning behind Halloween? Why was it called that? Given what he read, Halloween goes all the way back to a festival that was called Samhain, and the word comes from All Hallows' Eve... Long ago the humans believed the boundary between this world and the next became thin, allowing them to connect with the dead and other creatures. They wore costumes to hide away and disguise themselves away from being seen by ghosts and monsters. Ugh to be honest, Edge didn't think that that was the best holiday, just because it seems all people care about now is candy and getting drunk or trying to look 'sexy' which is just gross. Guess he could deal with it though... for his Datemate, because they seemed excited about it. On the day he woke up feeling groggy, as he was still not too used to sleeping much. With a mumble he rubs at his eye sockets wondering just how long it's been since he fell asleep? He wasn't too used to sleeping but he's been trying to get better with that. He reaches over to grab his scarf off the bedside table but he didn’t feel it making him pause and he looks around where the hell was his scarf?! He huffs in annoyance and stands up stomping downstairs still in his pajamas, which were evil pajamas, and shouts “You useless bag of trash! Where is my scarf?!" S/o who was painting Frisk's face looks over with big eyes. They were wearing his clothes and his scarf, they sink down and frown starting to unravel it "I-I'm real sorry Edge, I thought you'd like seeing this" Oh shit. Edge quickly shakes his head, moving closer and fixes the scarf around their throat "No, I do, I thought my lazybones of a brother took it" he looks them up and down and smiles, tracing his fingers along their leg "you look nice in my clothes" Frisk covers their eyes as Edge pecks at their lips for a kiss. Oh yeah, totally worth it now. 

Blueberry- It took forever for Blueberry to fall asleep, and he's a very light sleeper, and waking him up would get him pretty annoyed, to be honest. That's one reason why he didn't sleep that often, and normally only did when he fully had to and even then he would sneak away to sleep. Nobody knew about that! Funnily enough. When he woke up that day he climbs out of his bed but flops down onto the ground letting out a small groan, just laying on the ground for a little while. Ughhhh... he was still so sleepy. He just needed to get up and move around and he'll wake up. He pushes himself to get up off the ground holding the blanket around his shoulders, walking downstairs feeling the coldness under his bones... he walks into the kitchen ignoring the world around him and takes out the orange juice, pouring himself a glass of orange juice and grabs an egg cracking it into the cup, his skull resting against the cabinet. Stretch looks over from where he was drinking his honey and makes a tsh sound since that was gross "So... bro, did ya see what your datemate was dressed as?" Blueberry reaches up taking the cup up and drinks it, tilting his head back then looks over and shakes his head so he walks back into the living room and perks up quickly when he saw his S/o wearing his clothes, fixing up their clothes. He grins and tackles them excitedly "You're wearing my clothes!" He laughs. He found it so cute!

Stretch- Halloween was one of Stretch's favorite holidays after getting above ground. People give you candy just for coming to their house dressed up? How cool is that? S/o told him that they had something planned for the holiday! They didn't tell him what it was though, which was just a little annoying to him. He only disliked it because he was excited to see it! Not fair. Now it was finally the day of hollows, his alarm going off which he literally set! He almost never does that, but he wanted to get up a little early to make sure things were set up. While he set up the holiday stuff his bro said "I wish you'd take your job this serious" Stretch just laughed. Now that he was awake though, he was a tad confused. Where did his hoodie go? Did Blueberry take it to be washed? He looks around his room, but shakes his head yawning and goes downstairs. Chara seemed excited playing with plastic bats and his S/o was there too, how cute... He walks into the kitchen but does a double take. Wait was... He smiles and walks over leaning onto the couch "hey hunbun... You tryna steal my job or something?" They were wearing his hoodie and pants it seemed. They look up and grin explaining that this was their costume! Going as the best datemate ever. Stretch nearly damn cried y'all.

#Underfell #Underfell Sans #Underfell Papyrus #Undertale Imagines #Undertale Sans #Undertale Papyrus #Sans #Papyrus #Sans X Reader #Reader X Sans #Papyrus X Reader #Reader X Papyrus #Underswap #Underswap Sans #Underswap Papyrus #Halloween #Halloween Prompt #Halloween Ask #Open Asks #Undertale Ask Blog #cuties #Thank you for the ask! #Asks are open #Undertale Headcanons #Undertale Headcanon

[sangopearls]

-co-babysitting with them

belated 100 followers special!

CW: NONE APPLICABLE.

perhaps i could consider this a belated 100 followers special because of how many characters i included??? it’s certainly special for me childe please hit my line i’d accept suffering through pregnancy only for you <3

characters featured: diluc, xiao, kaeya, zhongli, albedo, childe (hnngnngngngghhhhh <33333)

diluc

if you guys are watching a kid together, he’s definitely confused

he’s never really had to feed a baby or change diapers so a lot of that is left to you. he’s trying his best, though, because he can tell that your eyes light up when the baby giggles or does literally anything

“alright, they’ve been fed and have a clean diaper. now the itinerary suggests some playtime before their nap,” you chirp to diluc, who stands with his arms crossed and his eyes glued to the baby.

“i could… ask a maid to set up a game of croquet?” he suggests, second guessing his words, “or maybe some horse riding around the vineyards? which do you think the child would prefer?”

“diluc, they’ve hardly figured out how to walk, much less ride a horse.”

xiao

if you picked xiao to help you watch a kid you brought this on yourself

xiao is not a big fan of children, let alone having to supervise them. he’s never had to take care of a sibling or a child so he knows nothing about childcare

i mean he tries???? you think he is at least????

“okay, the kid woke up from their nap. what’s next? we change its diaper?” xiao asks, dead serious.

“… xiao…”

“… what…?”

“did you just refer to the kid as ‘it’?”

kaeya

kaeya is good with kids. he’s a charmer for everyone. they absolutely glomp to him.

the kid you guys are in charge of watching definitely asks to pet his pelt and has kaeya do little ice tricks for them the whole entire time

“mr. kaeya, make that little snow flurry again!” the kid chirps, eyes wide and glimmering with excitement.

“o-ho, again?” kaeya laughs, “i’ve done it at least ten times now. you want to see it again?”

“yes!” the kid cheers, “please, mr. kaeya, please!”

“hmm… i’m still thinking” kaeya teases, looking at you, “let’s make a deal. if [Y/N] begs me to do it, too, i’ll even make a snowball. whaddya say?”

zhongli

zhongli is so insanely husband material and if you hadn’t realized yet, you definitely realize while watching a kid with him

he’s very meticulous. he follows the parents’ orders to a T and seems to be insanely knowledgeable on childcare. he also gets in some sly comments about how you’d make a lovely parent

“now, [kid’s name], your mother instructed that you must eat your entire portion of carrots before giving you dessert,” zhongli orders calmly.

“but mr. zhongli, carrots aren’t yummy!” the kid retorts, scrunching their face, “c’mon, [title] [Y/N], tell your husband that mommy said i didn’t have to eat all my vegetables!”

“mr. zhongli is right,” you said with a chuckle, “but your lotus crisps will taste much better after you had to earn it, don’t you think?”

the child forfeits and stuffs a portion of steamed carrots in their mouth as zhongli laughs.

“i see you chose to gloss over the ‘husband’ error, dear,” he teases. you feel your insides turn and fizzle with embarrassment. maybe you were getting a little too ahead of yourself with a child in front of you and your charming boyfriend by your side.

albedo

because i’m so in love with how albedo and klee are like brother and sister, today you’ll be babysitting klee because this is my blog and i said so !

or rather, “making sure the little pyromaniac doesn’t blow herself up”

(all jokes i love and main klee)

albedo is so level-headed with her and really seems to trust her, even if you’re on pins and needles every time she rattles a mysterious vial she finds

“albedo! albedo!” klee calls giddily, “what does this liquid do?”

“that is a potion that will give you the ability to befriend every household pet you meet,” the alchemist states calmly.

klee’s eyes go wide. “that’s so cool!” she squeals, “can i drink it? can i drink it? i want to pet all the kitties at diona’s tavern!”

“go ahead,” albedo smiles. klee unscrews the container and takes an excited gulp.

“albedo, isn’t it a bit reckless to let her just drink whatever potions you brew?” you ask, more tense than a statue.

“do not worry,” albedo says, watching as klee wipes her mouth with her sleeve, “it’s just cranberry spice tea i keep for breaks.”

childe

hehe childe :))))))))))))))))))

for the context here, you travelled home with him to snezhnaya and his siblings absolutely adore you

they’ve heard tons about you through letters and couldn’t be more overjoyed to meet you. the only one outpacing them, though, is childe, who LOVES watching you play with his siblings

it’s a double-edged sword, though, because now all this man is going to think about is starting a family with you and he is NOT letting it go

“[Y/N]! [Y/N], look!” teucer calls, “i made a snowman! isn’t it cool?”

“wow, teucer!” you smile, trying to withstand the snezhnayan winter mornings, “it looks great! i love the choice of the little pine needles as hair.”

“you don’t have to play nice,” tonia mutters, “teucer, how is the middle ball bigger than the bottom? it’s a miracle of physics that it’s staying up.”

“hey! don’t say that about my snowman i made of ajax!” teucer frowns, ready to gather and hurl a snowball at his know-it-all big sister.

“big brother, i’m so sorry teucer sees you that way,” anthon jokes, giving him a deserved snowball to the stomach.

“teucer, i think it looks great,” childe, ever the mediator, interjects. this causes a stir among his younger siblings.

“[Y/N], you don’t know what you’re doing to me,” childe whispers with a laugh amidst the clamor, “seeing them this happy around you has got me thinking about what it would be like to have a busy family of our own someday.”

#childe #childe x reader #genshin #genshin impact #genshin impact hcs #genshin impact headcanons #genshin x reader #genshin x y/n #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #diluc x reader #diluc ragnivindr x reader #tartaglia #tartaglia x reader #xiao #xiao x reader #genshin xiao #genshin hcs #genshin headcanons #kaeya x reader #kaeya #kaeya alberich #albedo #albedo x reader #zhongli x reader #zhongli #moonlit seas

[simpurnatural]

when youre sick hc but with karl, dream, and george - 🥝 anon

“Love this idea! Let’s get into it then shall we, Anon?”

CC!Karl Jacobs x Reader, CC!Dream x Reader, CC!Georgenotfound x Reader

DSMP HC- When you’re sick Pt. 1

“When you’re sick” Pt. 1 || “When you’re sick” Pt. 2

Warning ⚠️: Swearing

Any writing errors? Point them out! Love some helpful feedback! <3

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

Karl Jacobs:

“Karlllll“

“Y/nnnn”

“You’re gonna get sick,”

“Then I guess I won’t be streaming today,”

Your boyfriend’s eyes shut again as he snuggled closer

You sighed before giving in and also cuddling close for warmth

Your entire day was spent in bed

Ew not like that- 

With Hallmark movies playing in the background

Tissues scattered because of failed trick-shots aimed for the bin

Having room temperature chicken noodle soup because Karl can’t cook even if his life depended on it

Lazily watching as the day goes by, tangled in each others arms

Days like this were something you whined about rarely ever having

Though, not the part where one or both of you got sick 

But spending the day in with your boyfriend and not in front of thousands of people sounded like a great plan

“Babe,”

“Yeah?”

“Since I’m gonna get sick from whatever you have... Can you make me some soup?”

Dream (ft. Sapnap and Patches):

When I tell you that Clay will take care of you when he figures out that you’re sick

I mean that he will literally mother-hen you and staple down the sheets if that means to keep you in bed

“Babe-”

“Nuh-uh,” “You need to rest,”

“But I need to pee,”

He’d spray Lysol anywhere and everywhere

And just the sound of it was quick to piss you off

Cough

Spray

Cough 

Spr-

“Give me that-”

“-Hey!”

Thonk

“Ow! What was that for?”

“Oh my God, Nick!” “I’m so sorry,”

Clay sent him to the store to get more Lysol and a bunch of other nonsense

Just to get hit by a spray can

You also tried to convince your boyfriend to cuddle with you

“Oh hell no, I got MCC tomorrow,”

And the only one that wanted to physically comfort you was Patches

Who curled up right next to you

Letting out a satisfied purr every time you absent-mindedly petted her

“At least someone loves me,”

“Meow.”

Georgenotfound (ft. Quackity):

You woke up feeling like shit after caring for your sick boyfriend the previous day

Who seemed to be all better now and could be heard laughing his ass off from the other room

Dragging a blanket on your shoulders, you headed into the living room

“Quackity, why are you looking at me like that?”

“What the hell is that?”

A running joke that you would’ve laughed at if you weren’t sick

But decided to flip Alex off with a sarcastic smile before walking into the kitchen

While your pot of water was heating up, you shut all the curtains that let the sun in

“The lighting is terrible now,”

“George, keep quiet or else I’ll make sure that you’re never found.”

With mug in hand, you shuffled back into your shared bedroom

Of course after he had spoken to his friends for a bit

He went to check up on you

Low and behold, there you were, in a blanket burrito

“You got me sick” 

The way your nose was as red as Rudolph’s and how puffy your eye lids were was enough reasons for George to in turn take care of you

“What movie do you want to watch first?”

#karl jacobs #karl jacobs x reader #karl jacobs fanfic #karl jacobs fluff #dream mcyt #dreamwastaken fanfic #dreamwastaken x reader #dream smp fanfiction #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound fanfic #georgenotfound fluff #🥝 anon

[olderthannetfic]

Hey so I recently saw something that idk if it's a reportable offense or what, but it was so wild that I felt like at minimum I needed to share. There's this fic called "Oddly specific rp request" – it's 60 words long, and it's just the author asking for someone to rp with them. But here's where it gets weird: they found someone, and the two of them then proceeded to rp back and forth in the comments section for five months.

Like... this fic has 34,354 comments on it at this point. Only like five of them are outside of the one rp thread, and they're all in another thread which is literally just someone asking how the fuck there are 34,354 comments on what is basically just a personal ad. The two rp-ers chimed in to say that at this point, it's not even really rp, they just like to talk.

I wasn't actually able to verify that last part, though, because I tried to click "show more" on the rp thread, and AO3 couldn't load it and threw up an error message.

Like I know that interactive fics are a thing and all, but... surely this is against the rules, right?

--

Sigh...

I mean... is the work itself a fanwork? Not really. (So that's reportable.)

But if I were the Abuse team and I had to field this one, I would probably tell the person to c&p the comment threads into another chapter, declare it a valid fanwork, and call it a day.

Much as I don't want to encourage stupid RP requests as AO3 works or to just declare that unsuccessful RP ads are bad while successful ones are good, cleaned up RP transcripts have long been posted in fanfic spaces, and reporting this work will probably just get it converted into a real work rather than getting it taken down (and that would be a good thing, in my opinion). So... gray area? Kind of?

It's not unheard of to use the comments section as a fanwork. I wrote a joke years ago that was the first Ghost Soup Infidel Blue fic, and while the body is technically a (bad) fic, the actual point is the fake fandom wank in the comments. (I recruited people to start fake fights before the recipient woke up.) "Ghost Soup" was a hypothetical fandom in a meta post about how to write exchange letters, and the idea of standard fandom wank was kind of baked into the original example, so I thought it would be hilarious to get fans to riff off of that. In fact, a bunch of people after the recruits saw what was going on, got the joke, and jumped in.

It's not the same situation since the body of that work was an actual work, but I don't want to be super ultra draconian about weird meta uses of AO3 either, you know?

I would personally leave this one alone because it's just going to give Abuse a headache. There's plenty of low-hanging fruit to go after instead.

FWIW, to RPers reading, while AO3 was designed for comment threads, it was conceived of as a bit more static and less social media-y. The heavier the interactions, the more strain on the system. (Running twitter is harder, on a technical level, than running a site full of static text documents. That's a lot of why OTW wanted to focus on an archive, not make fandom's next social media home.) I think a better procedure would be to RP on Dreamwidth, posting a cleaned up transcript to AO3 if that's your thing. I know a lot of you already use DW or other more suitable platforms, but for those of you from other corners of the RP world...

[miffyiffy]

Yandere/Obsessive Xiao hcs

I haven't done my commissions and dailies and just finished studying science (im an art student wtf) so this is little bit of rush and is my first time writing for a character who is often overlooked by its fandom, sorry if it's out of character >< REQs are open! I'm sorry if I made some grammatical errors (English isn't my first language)

CW/TW: Obsessive behavior, yandere behavior, degrading

⌗. Expect him to be everywhere, when I say everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE like literally everywhere you go, he's always there

⌗. When someone wants to interact with you, he glares at them to scare them away

⌗. And when he's gone or is busy, he would still check on you

⌗. He would make sure that the people who touched you wouldn't see the light of the day

⌗. He always brings up excuses when you wonder where your family and friends wandered off to, he makes sure that you don't know what happened to them

⌗. And if you did found out, you'll be very frustrated and angry

“ WHY DID YOU DO THAT? THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?! ”

“ CAN'T YOU SEE THEY WERE HOLDING YOU BACK? IF I DON'T DO ANYTHING, THEY'LL TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME! ”

⌗. He realized he raised his voice at you and notices your tears running down.. you were scared, you feared him

⌗. He'll try to convince you to not leave him alone... you pitied him and decided to give him a chance (pls it's for the sake of the hcs)

⌗. Times passed and you guys have been dating for months now and you got uncomfy of him being with you at all times. So, you tried to confront him

⌗. Oh boy, get ready to have a heated argument about this again

⌗. He would tell why he should be with you at all times so that he can protect you

“ I'm doing this for your own good. Can't you see I'm just trying to protect you? ”

“ Don't you understand that it's my duty to protect liyue? Especially you.. I need to protect you ”

And if you're a vision holder

“ Just because you have a vision, doesn't mean you're strong enough to protect yourself. ”

“ You're weak. Stop resisting my protection ”

⌗. Obviously, as any other people, you would stand up for yourself. He didn't liked that attitude of yours, he didn't liked it when your opinions are opposing his, he despises your independency, he wants you to rely on him for god who knows how long

⌗. Because of that argument, both of you doesn't want to back down so, he's left with no other choice but to kidnap you and lock you out of the real world for the sake of your "safety"

⌗. One day, you suddenly lost conscious then BOOM! you woke up in a room in wangshu inn with your feet chained to a wall and your mouth covered with cloth to prevent you form screaming

⌗. Xiao opens the door to your room, holding a tray of food to feed you

“ good morning, my dove ”

⌗. A smile plastered to his face like he did nothing wrong, you were at the verge of crying cause who the hell wants to wake up, locked in a room and full of bruises?

⌗. Months passed and xiao realized how thin and weak you were getting, so weak to the point you look like you're gonna die. He decided to let you out for the first time and you decided to escape

⌗. You knew he is fast and were stupid for that but was desperate after months of being locked up

⌗. He expected something like that so he decided to play a little hide and seek with you

⌗. You don't know where you're going and in a blink of an eye he suddenly kissed you

⌗. You struggled as he tightens his hold around your arms, feeling the pain. That'll definitely leave a bruise

“ You were wrong for that ”

“ How can someone like you be so foolish and weak? This is what I told you. You're weak, fragile, delicate, frail, weedy, infirm.. without me, you would have been dead a long time ago so, please.. please stay with me, stop resisting my care for you, don't you love me? I thought you love me.. I can't lose you too, let me protect you. ”

#xiao genshin x reader #genshin xiao #xiao x reader #genshin x reader #genshin hcs #genshin imagines #yandere #xiao hcs #genshin impact #genshin characters #x reader #headcanon