does Spock’s hair at the beginning of tmp count as a fuck ass bob?
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Leaf blowers and leaf suckers are so stupid. Oh, you hate nature being everywhere in the nature-gets-everywhere season? Cope.
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one of my earliest memories is of my elementary school teacher explaining to us in (more or less) graphic detail how the crucifixion would have killed jesus (nails through wrists -> nails through feet with bent knees and possibly broken legs -> entire body weight supported by arms -> dislocated shoulders elbows and wrists -> arms elongated to orangutan levels -> increased pressure on ribcage) and then we went outside to do breath play on the monkey bars basickly because no one believed her when she explained that the other common method (hands above head) could kill a person even faster, probably within minutes
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honestly joining tumblr was great for me bc i can open tumblr and i know i will have laughed very hard over something by the time i close the app
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Also petition to ban that gif of Valkyrie on a pegasus from Endgame from all of tumblr specifically for me personally.
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The struggle of trying to find the exact right thing to have on in the background while knitting that's interesting enough that I don't get bored and lose focus but also isn't so interesting that it distracts me and I also lose focus, and also it's fine if I don't keep my eyes in the screen because I need to keep watching my work, and if my brain isn't suspended in the exact right cocktail it needs to operate properly I can't do anything at all. I have been trying to get started knitting for like three hours now. I am going to die.
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
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me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!
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can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.
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[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along
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