#I think he peaked with J&h

[shatteredfears-arch]

idk why ppl are surprised. what did they think would happen by supporting j/ames g/unn, who even if you ignore his horrendous jokes n shit bc ‘he apologized for the party!!!!’ STILL insulted R/ichard G/rayson for daring to be drawn in a female gaze, implied if he got to write the i/ron m/an movies, he wanted T/ony to ‘fix’ a lesbian, and that S/tephanie B/rown was his type because she’s a teen mom ‘which means shes easy and has daddy issues’.

#out. #the SECOND he was hired i knew we were going to shit lol #’oh but he loves these stories!!!’ no he doesnt #he thinks lesbians can be ‘fixed’ with a penis #yall acting like him saying he’s have made v/elma a lesbian is ‘showing how good he is’ he wanted tony to make lesbians straight with his #fucking dick. he openly admitted he thinks teen moms are his ‘type’. he HATES male characters that aren’t drawn to the male gaze #lets not forget he refused to have angela in the guardians. t/hors lesbian sister with her trans wife #when he got cancelled he should have STAYED cancelled #but no bc cancel cul/thre isnt real and doesnt do shit to the people who actually deaerve it #and people still watch that shit like tss and p/eacenaker and call it abd the horrendous jokes ‘peak cinema’ #completely ignore the SA jokes in Guards #hes a pos hes always been a pos s.cooby d/oo was his peak and he sucked even there at times ppl are just too blind to see it #he was never going to keep casts that werent going to suck his dick for him #and people like h/enry and j/ason have too much balls they openly fought their employers before #jason ripped wb to shreds for zack and henry quit W/itcher bc the directors were disrespecting the series #m/argot r/obbie gets to stay bc she hates disabled people and so does g/unn #they have a LOT of similarities lmao ofc shes gonna stay no matter whag #unless she talks back then she’ll get the slice too #its east to see if rob talks back even once we wont get tb2 #theyre giving gunn too much power and hes already gonna abuse it bc rhags all he does. #hes a selfish prick everyone should have known thag by now #tbd #homophobia cw #transphobia cw #bc thats what he is #ableism #bc thays what him AND maggot are lol #look up almost any of their interviews regarding these characters its not hard to find #yall scared away the ppl who did care bc it wasnt like ma/rvel and now yall gotta fuck w it

[frannyzooey]

Go Slow

Joel Miller x f!reader

Rating: Explicit 

Summary: In the quiet of your bedroom, Joel guides you through it. 

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It’s dark, the sole light in the room coming from the streetlight outside and it’s just enough to illuminate you on top of him: a vision, bathed in muted white. 

You lean back, bracing your hands on his thighs and they flex under your grip when your fingers dig in for purchase. He reaches to steady you, his hold curling around the meat of your hips to guide your movement - a slow, steady roll of your hips on top of his. 

Your thighs are spread wide, have to be with how broad he is beneath you, and the position has your back arching and your chest on display, the slight, weighted sway of your breasts mesmerizing to him. 

The bed is unbelievably soft, a cloud that he spreads out large on top of and it smells sweet, just like your skin. His feet sink into it when he plants them on the mattress to push up into you, burying himself as deep as he can.

“God, yes.” 

You sit up straighter with the shift of his knees and his hands move to your waist, encouraging you keep the severe bend to your spine. 

“Just like that, sweetheart.” He hums low in the darkness, the husky gravel of it even more intimate with how quiet he’s being. “Ride it just like that. Show me how much you like it.”

You do - Christ you do - doubling your efforts with a soft whine and digging your knees into the bed to lift yourself higher, only to sink down on him deeper. You do it a couple times, his hand drifting to palm the weight of your breast and when his thumb skates over the peaked bud, you place your hand over his, holding it in place with a squeeze. 

Your other hand comes down on his torso, your fingertips barely brushing his skin as you rock, rock, rock on top of his lap. 

His face is one of awe, one of rapture, his eyes dark and lost in lust, hooded as they gaze up at you. The pillow is white around his dark halo of curls, and you long to brush the sweat damp ones from his forehead, but you wait, instead giving him this.

When he feels you tighten around him, a breathless smile graces his face. 

“You gonna come on it, honey? Gonna show me?” 

He groans when you nod, his hips pushing into yours harder, faster, enough to make you have to lean forward. One hand braces on the headboard with a curl around the top, and the other settles with a slap on the pillow beside his head. You ride him faster, chasing the gathering, bright heat between your legs. 

“I think this’ll help,” he says, holding his thumb in front of your mouth and you greedily take it inside with a suck, your tongue swirling around the digit with a moan. He lets out his own sound: a broken, deep rumble within his chest at the sight of your lush lips wrapped tight around it and then he’s slipping it wetly from your mouth, reaching down to press it gently against your clit. 

“Joel,” you cry out, forcing your hips to chase the maddening circle he’s rubbing into it. He’s got you trapped: either forward into his skillful thumb, or backwards to be filled up and you want both, your body grinding against his. H

He shushes your moans that get louder with every rock back. 

“Shhh, baby. I know, I know. You gotta be quiet though.”

He’s always talked you through it, his soothing lilt maddeningly arousing when he uses it in the darkness of the bedroom and this is no different, the words burning you up from the inside out. 

You nod quickly, your eyes closing tight and your fingers digging into the bedding as he builds your release within you and when he knows you’re on the cusp, he goes harder: his breathing labored and heavy, his strokes fast and harsh. 

“Fuck, fuck. J --”

Your mouth begins to form his name, but doesn’t say it, instead catching in your throat when your hips lock into place and you push back on his cock until it’s almost too much and that’s when you start to come around it. 

Beneath you, he looks gone, his eyebrows a slight frown over the eyes that stay fixed on you and he tries not to immediately come at the sight of your face right now, at the way you feel like a tight, slick fist around him. 

“That’s my girl,” he pants out, his voice a mix of strained pride and breathlessness. “That’s my fuckin’ girl.”

#joel miller #joel miller x you #joel miller x reader #joel miller/reader #joel miller/you #tlou joel #the last of us fanfic #pedro pascal

[mockerycrow]

Ghost NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Ghost doesn’t really initiate what you need unless you say it because he isn’t sure what you need. You need a water? He’s grabbing it. You need cuddles? He’s pulling you close against his body.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your collarbones and throat. He can’t explain why.

He likes his size—not anything particular on himself, though.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It might be unexpected, but he loves to lick your cum up. You’ll find him tugging the bottom portion of his mask up in a frenzy, grabbing your hand and dragging his tongue, collecting the droplets of that milky substance. Or you’ll find him between your thighs often, wringing orgasm after orgasm out of you just for a taste.

Personally, he doesn’t mind where his cum goes. Although, he finds it particularly hot if you let him cum in your underwear. He has a breeding kink, but that’s touched on later.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He fantasizes almost getting caught with you in charge; of course he would never actually risk it, but it’s a good fantasy that gets his eyes rolling into the back of his skull every time. Ghost isn’t one to let you have control like that either, so it surprises him when he finds himself stroking his cock to the idea of you wrapping a hand around his throat and squeezing, riding his cock like it’s a toy and not a person. The idea of being used like a dildo, especially in a space where someone could walk in? Works like a charm.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I don’t Ghost is exactly inexperienced, but I think at this point, he’s probably a bit rusty. So he might not be as smooth, but he knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

When Ghost is topping, he loves putting you into a mating press or having you on your stomach with his hand pinning your head down by your neck.

When he’s bottoming, he’s prefers to be on his back, usually with his hands tied. I headcanon Ghost with the instinct to take back control when he’s subbing or bottoming, so tying him up would be his best option.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Ghost is serious during sex, no doubt.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His time in the military doesn’t give him too much space to properly maintain himself, but I imagine he probably trims when he can. He’s bright blonde, but it’s still a shock when you see how bright his pubes are, too.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It depends on his mood. There’s times where he will take his time, kiss every inch of skin, murmuring praises and then there’s time where he snarls an insult and pins you down, bullying your sweet spot.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t have much time in his life to masturbate, but when he does, his mind manages to think of the dirtiest shit. The kind of stuff that gets him all hot and bothered, panting and rolling his hips into his fist. Ghost likes a little bit of pain, so while one hand is acting as a fleshlight for his leaking cock, his other hand is squeezing his hip harshly, eyes rolling when that peak of pain hits.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Ghost, despite actually not wanting any children ever, has a massive breeding kink. And it does matter if you are a person who cannot get pregnant, his mind does not care. He groans in your ear with every skin slapping thrust, asking how badly you want his cum inside of you, that if you want it that bad, you better tighten your legs to keep him inside—it takes him a while to even mention the word “breed”, but when he does, it opens the flood gates.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Ghost prefers his private quarters. Control of the environment and no surprises.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Consent. He loves when you give him enthusiastic consent. When he murmurs into your ear that he’s going to fill you up until you leak, you whine and press yourself closer to him, whimpering that you need it, need him to cum. It gets him so fucking riled up.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Ghost is pretty open minded, except for bodily fluids (excluding blood and spit). Piss is an immediate no. Ghost likes fear, like the fear that you give off when you don’t know what he’s going to do, but if you’re actually scared of him in a way where you genuinely don’t feel safe and he can tell? He hates that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to give oral than to receive it sometimes. It depends on how his day is going, usually. When Ghost has a bad day but he’s still down for sexual activity, he finds himself between your legs, eyes closed as he takes a shaky breath in as he licks between your folds, moaning at the taste—or his eyes becoming lidded as he pushes the mask just to above his nose and he presses his slick tongue against the side of your cock.

When he is given oral, he loves to throat-fuck you, make you cockwarm him by shoving you all the way down and wrapping a leg around your shoulder, keeping you in place.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Again, it really depends on his mood. If he’s had a bad day and he’s frustrated, you best believe he’s fucking his cock into you and doesn’t stop until he’s cum at least twice. Then there’s the bad days where he wants you to use him, quietly begging for you to ride him and don’t stop, even when he starts to complain from overstimulation.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Ghost doesn’t really like quickies, but it’s something he has to do due to his military lifestyle.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Ghost is 100% willing to experiment but there’s some things he just won’t risk; like getting caught. He sure as hell will masturbate to the idea, but he doesn’t actually want to risk that.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Ghost himself can cum three or four times before he’s out of the game, but in general? His stamina allows him to get you off for a lot longer. You’ve made him cum until it h urts but you still aren’t done? No problem!

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Ghost owns 1 (one) singular personal toy that he keeps hidden deep within his belongings in his quarters. It’s a vibrating fleshlight.

If you own toys and want Ghost to use them on you, he has no problem with that. If you want to use them on him, however, it depends on the toy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ghost is only a bit unfair, he prefers to be professional but if you work with him, he finds himself tuning to a separate and private radio signal with you and his voice dropping a couple of octaves.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Groans, grunts, a few moans. If you overstimulate him enough, you get a quiet whimper.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I headcanon Ghost really likes spit, but he’s doesn’t share that fact until months after having sex for the first time because although it’s not bad at all, he feels kinda weird to share it. He likes both spitting into your mouth and getting you to spit into his. It gets him all fuzzy in the head when you do it and he doesn’t understand the feeling, but it gives him such a sexual high.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

We all know this man is big and buff as fuck, he’s toned. And we all know his cock also has to be big.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He doesn’t have a particularly high sex drive, really. He has the ability to turn it off when he’s off on a mission.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He has a tough time sleeping, so he doesn’t fall asleep immediately, even if you tore orgasm after orgasm out of him.

#call of duty #call of duty mwii #mw2 2022 #cod mw2 #modern warfare ii #mw2022 #cod #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost call of duty #cod mw ghost #simon ghost riley #simon ghost x reader #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #ghost #ghost cod #ghost mwii #simon 'ghost' riley #simon riley smut #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley cod #simon ghost riley call of duty #simon riley #mw2 fanfic #mw2 x reader #call of duty mw2 #mwii #mw2 #modern warfare 2 #modern warfare two

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if....they fell in love with you at first sight

lowkey this sucks im so sorry but number 6 has been written  dream:

- this happened before he face revealed - so he went out to the grocery store or smth with a mask and sunglasses so if anyone recognized him they wouldn't like see what he looked like - pulled a ranboo fr - anyway he entered the cat food aisle looking for the best cat food for patches our beloved - and was so enthralled in the cat food that he didn't hear you walk by with your cart trying to get past the aisle - "excuse me sir can u please move???" "*is looking at cat food*" "sir?" "OH IM SO SORRY" - moves immediately but not before he makes eye contact with you through the glasses - his eyes widen comically, he thinks ur gorgeous - takes advantage of that fact that you cant see his eyes and continue to admire your face as you laugh and wave ur wrist in the air, swatting away the awkward interaction just like that - you walk away and he forces his mind to go back to the cat food - but god ur imprinted in his brain and he knows he cant just let you leave - so he grabs whatever cat food he sees and runs around the store looking for you - sees you leaving and went "NOPE" - in his head - RUNS to you but slows down before he gets to you so u don't fucking murder him - "hey uh" "oh hi!" "i thought you were really cute...and i couldn't just let u leave the store without tryna get ur number" "oh :) thanks! but idk what u look like.." "right" - whips that shit off in the middle of walmart mask off challenge succeed - ur face: :O - "yeah u can have my number" "LETS GO" - speedran that shit basically

sapnap: - met u in highschool me thinks - in the peak of his i play minecraft everyday era - just showed up at school to be there yk - and you were there but never really interacted with him - until one day you had to sit next to him in english class - life OVER for him tbh he made eye contact with you and nodded like an idiot as you introduced yourself - “wow ur pretty im nick” *facepalmed internally*  - youre like aw - u become friends - seating chart friendships and romances >>> - now he actually has a reson to go to school events like hoco and prom and stuff - “sorry dream ive got to to go homecoming” “motherfucker with who?” - you ask him to hoco as friends cause yk he hasnt been out much and he gratefully accepts - awkward dancing in the back - as the year progresses the two of you keep in contact even as you got moved apart in the class you sat next to - you met dream and george that was nice - prom came around and he new brother knew he had to do SOMETHING - so he made a prom posal that was like “will you be MINE(craft) at prom” or something like that  - and u were like “finally” - fast forward some years and ur doing whatever u want and hes doing what hes doing now - he never formally asked you out but its implied youve been dating for years - this one sucked mb

george: - god the british  - hate them/j - youre not british in this story okay  - and if ur british irl,,,im sorry for ur ailment/j - ANYWAY - youre a tourist ur visiting the good old u of k - ur in london obv - and george never leaves his flat there - except to get groceries - so he walks to the nearest grocery store bc he literally cant drive - and bumps into you its the classic omg so sorry i bumped into you romance - except he thought that was awkward and kinda went “sorry” looked down at the ground and sprinted forward - you were like “the british are.....odd”  - george then realized that was worse and turned around to apologize to you - and then fell in love with you - u were taking a picture on ur camera of just like the scenery of london - and we like “omg theyre cute and they appreciate the little things” - gets on discord and texts sapnap “im in love” and then sapnap goes “me too with ur mom” - logs off discord now - walks up to you sheepishly and was like “haha sorry for doing that it was a dare by my friend” and u were like “its ok:)” ad then hes like “yk what isnt a dare” and u were like “hmm what” and he was like “me asking for your number cause ur so cute” - and u were malfunctioning cause u didnt expect cute british man to ask you on a date while u were in the u of k - but u said yes and then he realized ur accent and was like “ar eyou not british” and u were like “no.” and he was like “thats okay! im skilled with long distance relationships ;)”  - unknowingly flirts with you  - you skull emojied and then joined him on his trip to the grocery store IDK this one was bad im sorry 

karl: - YOURE IN A MR BEAST CHALLENGE - oh oh OH the amount of things in my brain running through - anyway u were a subscriber of Mr jimmy beast so he was like "come be in a video" - its one of those last to leave the circle loses - each cast member is paired with a participant and whoever wins gets 50,000 and the cast member gets like 10,000 or smtn - and jimmy had them all pick a name out of a hat to make it simple - and karl didn't pick u - nolan did - but when they walked out to meet the participants and karl made eye contact with you for a split second - god he fell right there - couldn't help but imagine what loving you would be like - knew he wanted to experience that - but he couldn't do that if he wasn't even paired with you - so he BEGS nolan to switch - "dude please cmon" "what do i get out of it??" "if i win ill give you the money" "oh shit ok" - now he's paired with you HE MASTERMINDED THAT SHIT LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT - anyway you were like "shit he's cute ill win now" - ur dynamic is amazing jimmy loves it for the video - the whole time u both are playfully flirting and just being yourselves around each other its amazing - he tries to cheat to help you LOL but gets caught with a sheepish smile on his face - that's when u fall i swtg - anyway - the filming for the video goes for like 2 and a half days so you spend a lotttt of time with karl dearest - you lose in the end tho bc in ur sleep u accidentally kicked ur foot outside the circle - you're a bit defeated - after thanking u all jimmy sends you off - and u smile and thank him and karl and head off - but then you hear a "PIT PAT PIT PAT" of feet slapping concrete behind you - "wait can i have ur number? :)" "i thought you wouldn't ask :)" and u give him ur number number for number - jimmy mischievously smiles in the background before returning to his beast lair

quackity: - LAW SCHOOL LAW SCHOOL LAW SCHOOL YOU MET THERE STOP STOP STOP - stop college romances kill me for real - guys - k I'm good - met at orientation i feel - or not met - he laid eyes on you from across the room and he was like oh shoot this place is better than i thought it would be - LOL - runs across the whole room to snag the seat next to you - "hey I'm alex, whats your name?" "oh I'm y/n!" - bro squealed inside - "i like ur name!" "thanks :) urs is nice too" - u both talked for the rest of the welcome ceremony thing - compared schedules and had...nothing together for the first semester - thATS OK you still exchanged numbers - and you kept talking and hanging out even if u didn't have class - but as friends. - AAAAAAAAAAAAA you fell for him somewhere in the middle but both of you were like - we need to finish law school first in your heads - so u both skated on the line between romance and friends - like the song boyfriend by ariana grande - but when the end of law school was in sight? quackity didn’t waste a single second - BAM got ur number BAM took u on a date BAM yk 

wilbur: - fell in love with you at first sight except you didnt see him he just saw you - here’s the thing right hes the biggest hamilton fan - so when he went to see hamilton with tommy and all them - YOU WERE THERE you were in the cast you played angelica/eliza/peggy literally one of the three female main characters - ANYWAY you were screaming the lyrics to one of the songs and wilbur kinda just went “woah” - didnt see anyone else on the stage but you when you walked out  - tommy was like “did u see the bullet wil” and he wa slike “no” - forced tommy to stage door after the show - prayed to all the theater gods that you came outside  - when you did? game over for him - he stood there stawstruck awstruck jawstruck  - aND the same happened for you!!! bc u knew who he was ofc - u had a lovejoy poster in ur dressing room duh - so by the time you came round to him and tommy you were like “heheheh” and giggling “hi omg im a big fan of your music and stuff :)” and he was like “mIne?”  - his voice cracked - you giggled and you both took pictures with each other on your phones - then u invited him backstage  - and he wa slike LHJSKHFSDFKGHJERT - LEFT TOMMY AT STAGE DOOR - you showed him around including on stage - and this went on for a while hed just show up a stage door and youd let him in - one day you were both on the stage and he started humming helpless and you both started dancing - and then he was like “i rlly am helpless for you, id like to try and make this something more if ur up for it” - and you were like WOOOOOO yk 

#dreamwastaken x reader #sapnap x reader #georgenotfound x reader #karl jacobs x reader #quackity x reader #wilbur soor x reader #dream x reader #mcyt x reader #dsmp x reader #x reader #shakira shakira writes #dsmp imagines #mcyt imagines

[brittle-doughie]

Infinity and Beyond - Looking Into The Sweet Signals from Space Update!

We’re finding the imposters among us with this one!

The aim of this concept is to have it be a multi-update deal akin to the Dragons storyline with how they say “like the dragon series, we’re diving into a story set in a rich, expansive universe”. This peaked my interest, I’d love to see what they have in store! I know there are some folks who like or don’t like the Dragons story, so I wonder what you all think of this!

Meet Astronaut Cookie! She’s cute, has an ice cream sandwich satellite for a pet, even has a cat cookie motif with her costume? What more could you want! Yeah, her skill might be a bit too reminiscent of Cyborg’s (who also got a skin after 84 years lol), but I’m willing to look past that.

Alright, I’m kind of vibing with the setting already, cookies are probably toothpaste, wonder if they clean your teeth when eaten. How does one “escape” or even fortify against a blackhole? The event itself sounds similar to the Sugar Maze event to me…in a way somehow. Wait, why is Stollen Cookie here?Also Planet H A M B O R G A R

I’m now getting Star Wars: Rogue One flashbacks. Just like Cyborg, it’s been 84 years since he got attention, so I’m happy to see he got a cool skin to deck himself out with!

The Surprise Bears. They can either go well or go very poorly, still means I don’t have to run over and over again for the god damn legendary ingredients. However, I do hope the challenges aren’t meant to be a cap in any way, since that already drags it down when you were able to AFK for hours beforehand, even if it sucked. Team Fight getting a gem boost might give me more incentive to play.

(Gmod flatline sound effect plays)

The Deal with Legendaries is canceled, y’all /j. I can’t keep up with their pace, bro. I’m over here trying to write it from time to time and they already have another one on the way, I’m dead. Xylitol Nova himself is getting flak for having a supposedly dull design unworthy of the rarity, I’m already seeing it in the QRTs on Twitter lol. For me, I’ll wait until I cast judgment, he has a pretty cool skin though…

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(Astronaut Cookie looked all around her new setting, seeing the city’s sleek, clean, futuristic design she hasn’t seen much of back on Earthbread. The cookies here didn’t look all that different too, save for their ingredients being possibly toothpaste in some capacity. She was caught staring at this one cookie in particular, she observed them inspecting the shield and instructing the robots to different spots close to the barrier, Xylitol Nova Cookie chuckled at her once he noticed.)

Xylitol Nova Cookie: Ah, I see you’ve taken an interest in one of my cookies. That would be Xylitol Y/N Cookie, they’re in charge of making sure the barrier is in peak performance, they’ve been hard at work ever since we’ve seen reports of the blackhole.

(Xylitol Nova walked over to them as Astronaut followed. Meanwhile, you were instructing both cookies and robots alike on the status of the barrier, making sure that no fault in any way was detected. Until the voice of someone very familiar to you called your name..)

Xylitol Nova Cookie: Hello, Xylitol Y/N Cookie. How are you doing?

(You greeted Xylitol Nova in return and proceeded to ramble on about the barrier. You did your best at trying to speak to him, but couldn’t ignore that cookie next to him staring at you. It also looked like Xylitol Nova wasn’t taking your analysis seriously with that smile of his, something that bothered you to no end!)

Xylitol Nova Cookie: How routine of you, Xylitol Y/N Cookie. Always thinking about the barrier when we haven’t had any issues in the past couple rotations. We have a guest here today and I’d like for you to meet her-

(You couldn’t, you had to inspect the rest of the barrier-when Xylitol Nova Cookie suddenly hugged you from behind with a strong grip, a scene that made Astronaut Cookie feel…envious. You complained and grumbled as you try fruitlessly to free yourself)

Xylitol Nova Cookie: Xylitol Y/N Cookie. You are taking a break from now until further notice, I’d hate to use my authority on you, but this is for your own good. Feel free to interact with your fellow cookies, come and see me in my residence, or even introduce yourself to our guest here~! (I’d prefer you pick the second option in my opinion)

(You continued to struggle until it felt tighter to move, you looked to your front to see Astronaut Cookie hugging you from the front, her head resting on your chest. You swear she’s…shaking a little bit?)

Xylitol Nova Cookie: What do you know? Even our visitor is agreeing with me, she appears to have taken a liking to you too.

(…Who was this?)

#brittle speaks #cookie run x you #cookie run x reader #cr x reader #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run ovenbreak x reader #crob x reader #crob #astronaut cookie #xylitol nova cookie #cookie run update

[v4mphour]

nsfw alphabet - roronoa zoro

content warnings: afab gn reader (no pronouns used,) lots and lots of kinks (breeding, blood, etc.) masturbation, oral sex, general nsfw content.

18+ mdni

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The most aftercare you’ll get from Zoro is laying down naked with him while drinking sake together, with a few kisses on the forehead from him of course. He’s not very vulnerable at all, but he doesn’t mind sharing sweet moments like that with you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On you, definitely your ass or thighs. He loves giving backshots so he can grip and slap your ass with his huge, calloused hands.

On him, though, probably his arms, chest, and abs. He loves flexing for you and getting you all worked up for him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He only ever wants his cum inside you, stuffed deep inside your hole, dripping out. He craves it, and he loves watching his cum leak out of you. Although, if you’re sucking him off or giving him a handjob, he doesn’t mind cumming on your face and watching you lick it off your lips.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves being objectified by you, when you stare at his muscled body, your legs pressed together, your face hot, he loves it. Will invite you to watch him workout just so he can take note of the way you get visibly flustered at the sight of his sweaty, toned body.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He didn’t have much experience before you, to your surprise. He mostly goes by what he knows how to do and what his instincts tell him to do; play rough. He’s almost animalistic in the way he handles you, even during your first time together, it all just came to him naturally, his mind telling him to just go feral and he gives in.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mating press, definitely his preferred position, he loves being able to see the faces you make when he fucks hard into you, his full balls slapping against your ass with each deep thrust he makes. He loves seeing your breasts bounce, too, and even more, he loves grabbing them while he fucks you, playing with your nipples to get you closer to your peak.

He enjoys backshots as well, loves watching your ass bounce against his pelvis while he hits from behind. Also enjoys making you ride him occasionally, most of the time he prefers to be on top though.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Zoro is the exact opposite of goofy. He’s very serious generally, especially in bed; he’ll give an occasional mean chuckle with a smirk just to be mean to you when he forces his cock inside your cunt or down your throat, though.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I headcanon Zoro as being much hairier than he’s portrayed as in canon, so I like to imagine he has a bit of a bush down there. He trims it (sometimes.) It’s green but a bit darker than the hair on his head.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He does not make an effort to make sex a super intimate or romantic thing, but he can be very romantic in the way he talks to you during the act. Expect lots of sweet pet names, lots of “i love you,” while he’s buried deep inside you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Zoro doesn’t have a super high sex drive, or he didn’t until he met you. The moment his desire for you clicked in his mind, he was off to his quarters and was in his room fucking his fist to the thought of you all night, which surprised him, a lot.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding. He didn’t think he’d ever want a family, but since he’s been with you, the thought of a couple brats running around isn’t so bad. The urge is overwhelming when he’s deep inside you and all he can think about is stuffing you full of his cum until it’s dripping out of your cunt, and he’s sure he’s fucked you full of his babies.

Blood, pain, biting, anything like that is very very appealing to him. He’s rough and almost primal during sex, and this just adds to that. Loves biting you and licking the blood off as it trickles from your skin, also loves when you do that to him.

Sweat. A bit strange, yes, but he loves the smell of his partner’s sweat. He’d love to have you join him for a workout and lick the sweat off your hot and exhausted body after you’re thoroughly worked. He wouldn’t mind if you did the same for him, either.

Bondage and blindfolding. He loves having you a bit restrained, that gives him all the more power over you. He’ll often use his bandana to tie your wrists behind your back or above your head while he’s thrusting deep into your abused cunt, either that or he'll blindfold you with it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’ll do it anywhere and anytime as long as you’re up for it too. He doesn’t mind a bit of risk, so fucking you in a fitting room of a shop you two have stopped at during a trip to a village, or anywhere public but still somewhat discreet, is fine for him. He prefers doing it in a bedroom, though.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Hearing and seeing you beg for him. Sometimes, if you’ll come to him, desperate and needy for him to fuck you while he’s working out or resting, he’ll purposely tease you for as long as he can until he gives in, just cause it gets him so hard.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t have any absolute turn offs, he’s very open to most things. One thing he won’t do, though, is use his swords on you during sex. He likes a bit of bladeplay, just not with his own swords; they’re very sacred to him and he’d rather not use them for something like that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving and receiving. When he gives, he’s rough, typical for him. He’ll lap at your cunt until you’re screaming and crying, overstimulated and shaking, with your slick dripping down his chin. He gets a bit lost in your taste, and he’ll eat you out for as long as he wants to. When you go down on him, he’s the same; rough. He loves fucking your face, watching the way you cry when you take him down your throat, loves the sense of power that gives him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Soft and slow does not exist to Zoro (most of the time,) he’s brutal and unforgiving with the way he fucks you. Once he’s inside you, he’s going at it, hard and mean. He loves watching the faces you make, hearing the sounds that come from you when he goes fast inside you, never letting up. On the very rare occasion where he’s really tired or has just woken up and needs some quick relief, he’ll do some lazy sex with you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Won’t do quickies very often, unless you two are in public and he feels he can go for a quick relief in a far off spot away from people. Other than that, though, he prefers to do multiple rounds, to really satisfy himself.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Zoro is pretty much down for anything, open to try new things, not many limits on him in terms of experimentation.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Zoro has absolutely incredible stamina. The man could go for hours if he wants to. He’s big, muscular, and he doesn’t give out easy. Be prepared for long nights of him fucking you into the mattress for hours, cause he isn’t stopping anytime soon.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Zoro prefers not to use toys, he’d rather just go in raw and make you feel good himself, nothing else needed.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He thinks it’s fun to tease his partner, get a rise out of you and make you beg for him. He doesn’t like when you tease him, though.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Zoro is surprisingly vocal. Will let out grunts and groans as he’s fucking you, and he’s a dirty talker too; degrading you and growling to you, telling you how good you’re taking him.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Zoro doesn't come off as a very flirty type initially when you meet him, but once you get to know him better, he’s surprisingly quite a tease. He doesn’t even realize it, really, he just says the right things to make you blush all the time.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He is most definitely packing. About 8 inches hard; long, thick, and heavy. Slightly darker than his already tan skin, tip is quite a bit darker too. A few veins going up the bottom and sides, from his tip to the middle. Definitely uncut.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It depends honestly, but on a typical basis, he’ll only really fuck a few times a week. If he’s feeling extra needy, though, he’ll fuck you once everyday.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

This is Zoro we’re talking about, the man who when he’s not drinking or working out, he’s sleeping. He’s out as soon as he lays down next to you and his head hits the pillow. Loves when you lay your head on him and curl up next to him to take a nap after he’s done fucking you.

#zoro x reader #roronoa zoro x reader #zoro smut #one piece smut

[chocolatecoveredfanfics]

Ezreal NSFW Alphabet

Heartsteel! Ezreal x Fem! Reader

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Mature

Cross-posted from AO3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Ez likes to pamper and praise you. Especially after trying out something new in bed. You put up with all the crazy positions he wants to try out, so he has to give you something in return (other than his cum).

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His face. Even more when it's drenched in you cum.

But on you? Your tits. He's gonna be shoving his face in-between them, nude or not.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His cum is viscous and things can get really messy. But god does he love seeing you covered in his cum. He has so many cum-shot photos of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has definitely jacked off with your clothing you’ve left behind. The smell of you drives him crazy. Ez has not doubt fapped with you underwear.

God you do not know how much you affect him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's pretty experienced. Had a couple girlfriends and one nightstands here and there but they were always vanilla. But you? Whole other experience. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It's impossible for him to choose. But so far he's enjoyed pretzel dip and cowgirl. Especially cowgirl. It does something to him when you take control. And seeing your face contort into pleasure and your tits bounce while you ride him? Pure heaven.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

God he can be too goofy. But you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Sometimes, when he's about to go down on you he blows raspberries on your stomach. He also sometimes adds sound effects, like “boing!” when he presses your breasts up and lets them bounce.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

You've never really known what his real hair color was until the first time you gave him head. He's a blond. And very well groomed. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

You become absolute putty in his hands. He compliments you so sweetly and sincerely. He’s a lovestruck fool around you. And so are you but you’re honestly better at hiding it. He loves PDA while you’re a bit more lowkey. When you have soft, slow, romantic sex? He makes you feel like you’re the only person in the world that matters to him. He may be a goofball but when he expresses his love for you… Wow. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Not that often since his sex drive is pretty sedated with you around. But if you’re far away from each other? Phone sex or video call. You both struggle to reach your peaks without each other’s voice.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

BDSM and creampies. Again he loves seeing you covered in his cum. He prefers to be dominated when it comes to BDSM. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) In bed of course. But he also likes doing it in his car or (on rare occasions) the changing room at the studio. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything and I mean ANYTHING that has to do with you will get him going. You sent a cute little selfie to him? He’s glad his pants are pretty loose because he’s gonna have a hardon all day, thinking about you sucking him off. You send him a clip of you practicing your dance moves? He’s gonna need a quickie ASAP. He NEEDS your thighs wrapped around him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that makes you uncomfortable. He's excited to try new things with you, as long you both understand each other's boundaries.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

BOTH. Man is STARVED of your pussy. 

But also feeling your mouth around him?? He feels like he's died and gone to heaven.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)Depends on the mood and what you’re both planning for that round. But if you’re away from each other for too long? Desperate sex.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies. He usually makes it into a competition to see who can cum faster. Quickies are also a form of motivation for him.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Depends. The thought of getting caught turns him on sometimes.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

1-2 rounds. If you want anymore than that you’re going to have to take the reins.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Fuck yeah. He loves using toys with you. His favorites are vibrators and cock rings.

The only toys he doesn't really like are strokers. He'd rather have your delicate hands wrapped around his cock or your face stuffed full of him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)He loves to tease, but at the same time doesn’t since you’ll retaliate x2 worse the next time you’re in bed together. And he honestly can’t handle that, you make him feel like he’s going to implode.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He can be pretty loud and his moans are just as pretty as his singing. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He has a phone he uses specifically to record sex with you. The amount of photos and videos he has is crazy. And they’re not just you, there’s various photos and videos of him too. He takes it with him when he’s on tour and can’t see you. He loves mutual masturbation btw

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)His girth is pretty average but it’s long with a slight curve (that hits all the right spots). 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high. He’s really addicted to you. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If it’s a night where you’re in control? He’s knocked out like a light. But if it’s a night where he’s in control he’s lulling you to sleep with soft caresses to your back and head. 

All in all, this man is absolutely obsessed with you. He's a lovesick puppy around you.

#reader insert #ezreal x reader #heartsteel x reader #lol x reader #heartsteel ezreal x reader

[arc-misadventures]

A funny little idea that popped into my head with the bunny knight posts.

Rabbit faunus Jaune introducing his 'daughter' Juniper(small faunus version of the jackalope) to Velvet and her family

Little BunBun

Jaune was in the midst of a mission in a small village that had recently been attacked by, Grimm. Jaune, and his team had managed to defeat the, Grimm with minimal damage to the town. But, they were combing through the town checking the destroyed, buildings for any survivors, or if there may still be some, Grimm lurking about.

Jaune: Guys? How’s everything going; Any survivors?

Ren: None so far.

Nora: Found one! Pyrrha, give me a hand!

Pyrrha: On it!

Jaune: Need help?

Pyrrha: Don’t worry, I got him!

Jaune: Okay.

Jaune continued to walk through the town when he stopped abruptly, he heard some rustling in nearby bush. He raised his shield, and pointed his sword towards the sound. He slowly creeped forward, hearing the bush rustling more until it stopped when he came close. He bent down to look at the underbrush. And, saw something he didn’t expect.

Jaune: Oh… Well, hello there.

~~~

Jaune: So, yeah. That’s how all of this happened.

Velvet: Oh, that so sad…

Lulu: I can’t believe this could possibly even happen.

Ilaria: It’s more common than you may think… The same thing happened to me when we were younger.

Rumi: I have the scars to prove it.

Silk: And, it happened to this innocent child as well?

Lily: So… W-What’s her name?

Jaune: Oh yes, say hello to my adopted daughter, Juniper Arc. Say ‘hi,’ Juniper.

A small faunas girl slowly peaked out from behind, Jaune’s leg, before darting back behind his leg.

Jaune: It’s okay, Juni, they’re alright. Just like gramma, grampa, and all your crazy aunts.

The girl slowly appeared from behind, Jaune’s leg, and nervously waved at the, Scarlatina family.

Juniper: H-Hi…

Ilaria: Well, hello there sweetie, my name is, Iliara, it’s nice to meet you~!

Juniper: Hi…

Lulu: She’s so cute~!

Lily: Oh~! I want one~!

Silk: She’s already got eight aunts… What’s wrong with one more…?

Velvet: How about another sibling instead~?

Rumi: This is… giving me ideas…

Iliara: You look hungry, do you want something to eat dear?

Juniper looked at them before darting back behind her adopted fathers leg. Jaune could feel her shaking nervously against him.

Jaune: Sorry, she’s scared around other people because of… Because of stuff.

Silk: What stuff?

Jaune: Stuff.

Lily: Best leave it at that.

Jaune: Give her some time, and some space, and she’ll warm up to you all eventually. So long as you don’t do what my mother did…

Velvet: What happened?

Jaune: Well…

~~~

Juniper: SHE’S. SO. PRECIOUS!!!

Juniper, Jaune’s mother squealed in delight as she hugged her first grandchild. She didn’t care if she was adopted, all that she cared was that she finally had her first grandchild, and that she was absolutely adorable.

Everyone was adoring watching, Juniper embrace her new grandchild, except for two people; Jaune who knew, Juniper, his daughter, had anxiety issues when it came to other people, and Juniper, the child, who was in the midst of said anxiety issues as she frantically tried to get out of her overbearing grip on her.

~~~

Jaune: Yeah, she started to hide behind something whenever mom got too close for comfort.

Ilaria: Oh my.

Jaune: So yeah, please give her some space, and time.

Lulu: Can do!

Rumi: I’ll make sure the others give her some space.

Silk: I gotta take a photo of this!

Lily: Awwww~! The way she clings on to him is so precious!

Velvet: She’s just a scared little bunny rabbit.

Ilaria: She reminds me of you girls when you were her age. A whole litter of scared little bunnies. Ahh, you were so adorable.

Jaune: Yeah, she is a… Hmm? What is it, Juni?

Jaune bent down to look into the eyes of his daughter after she pulled at his pants leggings. Looking into her beautiful golden eyes as she cutely stared at her adopted father.

Juniper: Dad, i’m hungry.

Jaune: Alright, lets get something to eat dear.

Jaune picked up his daughter, and held her in his arms, and turned to address the, Scarlatina family.

Jaune: Sorry, ladies. The little lady is hungry. We’re going to grab something to eat. We’ll catch you all later. Say, ‘goodbye,’ Juni.

Juniper: Bye.

IRVLLS: Awww~!

They waved back at the little girl as they watched the father, and daughter duo leave.

Velvet: That is the most beautiful sight I’ve ever seen.

Silk: I always had a feeling, Jaune would be a great father. And, he took to it like an eagle flying in the sky.

Lulu: Hey… Uhh…? D-Did any of you feel a sort of… throbbing feeling in your gut?

Lily: Now that you mention it, I kinda did.

Rumi: So did I.

Silk: Are we sick?

Velvet: I knew there was something off with that casserole we had yesterday!

Ilaria: Oh don’t worry, I know what this feeling is, I’ve had it before myself.

Silk: You have?

Ilaria: Oh yes, numerous times in fact.

Velvet: Then what is it?

Ilaria: A desire to do some baby making~!

Lily: WHAT?!

Lulu: That was my womb throbbing then?

Velvet: Did seeing, Jaune with, Juniper really do that to us?

Rumi: Dips.

Silk: Di…?! Fuck!

Lulu: Wait, are yoy two going to… with the aim of having his kids?!

Silk: I want to be a mom, and, Jaune has already proven he will be one hell of a daddy~! So why not?

Rumi: I’m at that age where I want to settle down, and have a family. Who better to do that with than, Jaune?

Ilaria: Care to make that a threesome sister? Maybe we can give our hips a break of we tag team him.

Rumi: Ha! That’s not gonna happen…

Ilaria: I know…

///

What do you think of the art? I couldn’t find any good art of a jackalope anime girl. So I found a cute bunny girl, and tweaked it so she looked like a faunas version of, Juniper.

Which was a nightmare to do that on my phone. Couldn’t get anything looking right…

Art isn’t mine.

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie #velvet scarlatina #juniper arc #rumi usagiyama

[stardewsnail]

Sebastian N/S/F/W Alphabet

Snail’s directory

Sebastian master post can be found here

- NSFW alphabet requests are closed

Alphabet complete

A - aftercare 

General

Immediately after climaxing he tends to curl around his partner and hold them tight for a second while he catches his breath. Once everyone is fully satisfied and reasonably cleaned up, he just wants to cuddle. Absolutely wraps his partner in his arms and presses his face into the crook of their neck. Secretly he’s a big baby and he wants to hold and be held. That’s his peak happy place, and he will fall asleep. 

Dom leaning 

The same as the general but more attentive and will hold his partner either on his chest or as the little spoon. Lots of kisses everywhere and making sure his partner is in a good place. 

Sub leaning 

Sebastian wants to be held and praised. Stroke his hair, kiss his forehead, tell him how well he did. Lightly scratch his back and he will be practically purring  

B - body part 

Sebastian has a thing for thighs on his partner, especially if they’re on the thicker side. His favorite body part on himself would be his biceps. He’s surprisingly muscular under that baggy hoodie. 

C - cum

He doesn’t ejaculate a lot (like slightly below average), especially for how long his orgasms seem to last. Very noisy when he comes, holds his partner tighter the closer he gets—probably a scratcher. 

D - dirty secret 

He so deeply wants to be put in a maid outfit. 

E - experienced 

In general I think Seb is on the lower end of experience. He’s a loner and that doesn’t quite lead to a bangin’ sex life. I personally hc he’s had one serious relationship that was 90% long distance and online so even when he was with somebody he never had much opportunity. That being said, this man can sext like nobody's business. Sebastian  could write best selling erotica. 

F - favorite position 

Mostly anything with his partner on top, but specifically with him sitting up (think like on a sofa) so he can kiss them while they ride. He finds it intimate and also loves the feeling of their whole body against him.

G - goofy

I think he would be surprisingly goofy and light hearted once he got over the initial nerves. He can laugh with his partner and stay relaxed. 

H - hair

I don’t think Sebastian would ever expect to get laid so unless it was scheduled (hc about him having a previous long distance partner) there’s a 50-50 shot it’s just gonna be a jungle. If he remembers ahead of time then things are trimmed, but overall kept pretty natural. 

I - intimacy 

I don’t think he would separate the “romance” from the sex—sex is inherently romantic because it’s intimate. It’s vulnerable. He knows how to set a mood but a lot of the intimacy stems from the intensity of his actions. Then once he’s warmed up to his partner he’s SO fucking mushy.  

J - jack off 

It’s not every day he jacks off but it is most of them. Most often it’s at his desk—pants undone to let his cock free as he consumes whatever material he fancies that time. He’s definitely into erotica more than porn, but will set himself up an audio while he’s reading if he’s decided to take his time.  

K - kinks

Bondage—both him and his partner. Handcuffs, Shibari, you name it—shove a ball gag in his mouth and he is GONE. Also thigh fucking. Fantasy role play would absolutely be a thing for him and I personally think it could tie in well with being tied up. Wax play. 

L - location 

For the kinds of things Sebastian is really into, he needs a private space with sturdy furniture. Home is where the heart is, and he knows a thing or two about carpentry. That bed frame is custom. 

M - Motivation 

Thighs and short skirts thighs and short skirts—plus having his partner on his motorcycle. 

N - no

Nothing while he’s driving the motorcycle. Road safety at all times. 

O - oral 

Giving giving giving—he wants his partner to be an absolute mess as he edges them with his mouth. He loves receiving as well but he’s very likely to give head as foreplay

P - pace 

Slow and forceful. Very intense with lots of eye contact. His partner is going to feel every last inch of him. 

Q - quickie

Sebastian finds a good quickie enjoyable, but he would much prefer to take his time. 

R - risk

He rides a motorcycle, so he’s a little bit of a thrill seeker. That mostly comes out in his affinity for bondage rather than risky locations or other behavior. 

S - stamina 

Sebastian has excellent stamina, especially if he’s trying to draw things out for his partner.  Once he cums though, he gets very sensitive and over stimulates easily…which isn’t necessarily a bad thing if you wanna see him beg.   

T - toys 

He is into toys but shy about it—specifically a vibrating cock ring or a flashlight—something to tease him while he’s tied up.

U - unfair 

He is absolutely unfair. He will edge his partner for as long as possible if allowed. He loves the suspense of it and will watch their face very closely. For all of that, he can barely handle being edged and will be a whimpering mess if attempted. 

V - vocal 

He tries to keep the noise contained but after a certain point he can’t hold back—swearing, whimpering, almost whining—and once he’s there just know he’s going to make a racket when he finishes 

W - wild card

He’s very hesitant about anal but once he tries it he discovers he really likes a plug up his ass while he’s having sex. Specifically rocking it inside him while his cock is being sucked. 

X - x ray

The man has ass for days. He’s got a lil tummy and surprisingly muscular arms. You wouldn’t know it because of that baggy hoodie he wears. A nice dark happy trail leads down to his cock—six and a half inches and on the thicker side, he’s circumcised. He’s especially sensitive on the underside of his head and will lose his mind if his partner slowly licks along that edge. 

Y - yearning 

Horny basement boy. Very nervous about initiating but once he’s comfortable he’s gonna pull his partner into his lap so they can feel exactly what they’re doing to him. He’s big on physical affection and touch so it all flows together nicely. 

Z - sleep

Since he’s a big cuddler he’s prone to falling asleep pretty quickly, and once he’s out he’s out. He can’t help it, he feels so safe and relaxed.

#sdv sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #stardew sebastian #sebastion headcanons sdv #sdv sebastian smut #snail writes #sdv N/S/F/W Alphabet #sdv n/s/f/w sebastian

[curi0us-gh0st]

(Im)Perfect Relationship (H. Do-yeong & J. Jae-jun)

pairings: Ha Do-yeong x Fem!Reader, Jeon Jae-jun x Fem!Reader

word count: 1495

request: yes, marked at the end.

genre: smut

warnings: soft > hard (Jae-jun), grinding, riding, marking, exhibitionism, animal names, anal, breeding, spanking, pulling. soft (Do-yeong), fingering, sucking, aftercare, daddy kink, blowjob, lingerie, toys and inverse dynamics.

a/n: I managed to finish it today, I hope you like it ♡♡♡

part 1 / part 2 (smut)

Jeon Jae-jun

★ Jae-jun, at the beginning of your relationship, he thought about taking it slow, after presenting you with bouquets of flowers, expensive gifts and chocolate, he invited you to dinner, which went smoothly over him wanting to get to know you more. He paid the bill and said he would take you home, and he did so, when he was in front of your house, staying silent thinking if he should thank you, when you looked at him, he pulled you in for a kiss, a little rough but soft. . He had his hand on the side of your face, as your lips danced together and he slid his tongue in, the heat rising between you and you pushed him away for lack of air, with red cheeks and bruised lips.

★ When Jae-jun thought he was going to be scolded, but he was in his room with you on top of him, devouring his lips without any pity, biting and pulling his lower lip, scratching his neck and pulling some strands of his hair, which he let go I sigh as you began to move on his lap with your clothes still on. He felt your wetness through the clothes you wore, as he tried to push you to pull your damn dress.

★ He would let you control him until his peak, riding his thick and big dick, filling your insides completely, feeling him kiss your cervix, your nails were digging into his shoulder, while he held your waist and helped you , marking his neck, his collarbone and his breasts — which were jumping in his face while he drooled just watching.

★ His dick pulsed inside you as he groaned, arching his back, throwing his head back, coming down from your high. He let you calm down, you looking at him, eyes dark, strands stuck to your forehead, cheeks red, lips bruised. His eyes shining as he saw your shy smile, a slutty smile appearing on his face, quickly lifting you up and laying you down on your couch.

★ Devouring her lips again, pushing slow and deep, hitting her insides as he kissed her lips and neck, increasing his movements with her requests and his own need to release, the couch creaking as her moans filled the room, the heat rising, his hands under his t-shirt, scratching his back, your legs wrapping around his waist so he pushed deeper until you reached another orgasm, he withdrew and pumped his cock to cum on your abdomen.

★ Exerbionism; He would love to tease you at events where you were together, pulling you to have sex in a room or a bathroom stall at the party, pushing you non-stop and telling you to moan loudly so everyone could know who you are.

★ Animal names; He would be the type to call you a princess, a doll and a sweetheart at first, and then call you a slut, a whore and a little whore. "Come on, doll, you're almost there. Come on my dick.", "Look, rubbing yourself like a prostitute wanting more of my dick" — logically, dirty conversations, too dirty for you to cum right away or get excited.

★ Anal; This happened due to curiosity and the immense desire to fill all her holes. You're crammed in as he pounds your pussy from behind, two of his fingers roaming your little hole, until he sucks his own fingers and sticks them inside your ass, even though you're begging him not to, that night, you were fucked until your brain melting as you drool on the bed sheets.

★ Procreation; Along with exerbionism, that would be the reward (?), cumming over and over inside you while saying that your pussy was his and you would carry his children, or that he was his cum holder, filling your pussy and ass, pushing with his fingers when they were leaking even wearing panties ruined with his sperm.

★ Spanking & Pulling; His intention was never to hurt you but with your ass and his pelvis slamming, your ass swinging in the air, he had to hit it and leave his handprint on it until it was red and sore. His hair would be pulled while they were in the bathroom at a party so he could mark your neck and shoulder, he would pull the nipples of your breasts to make them sensitive while he was teasing you and causing you to overstimulate.

Ha Do-yeong

★ When he kissed you, he couldn't leave your lips, devouring your lips until they were red and swollen, pulling you into his lap and taking you to his room, kissing your chin, neck and shoulder, open mouth kisses, hickeys and kisses, so soft~

★ When Do-yeong had his hand walking under your nightshirt, he would look at it to ask for your permission, when he received it, he would take off your clothes, one by one, until you were naked, then he would do the same. Kissing her bust, abdomen and groping her breasts, making them hard while he heard her soft moans.

★ He would touch your pussy, already drooling for him, his rough and thick fingers, stimulating your clitoris, teasing your slit, while listening to your pleas, inserting them to prepare you for his cock, going deep, feeling your walls squeeze his fingers, so tight.

★ Fingering and sucking your pussy until you squirmed, cumming on his fingers and in his mouth as you called out to him. He got up to kiss you again, as he prepared to enter you with his fat cock, filling your tight hole, you crushed him, moaning just at the feeling of him pulsing inside you.

★ He would start slow, deep and slow, until you got used to it and started pounding your pussy faster, as you moaned while holding him close to you, him kissing you so as not to wake Ye-sol with your moans. Continuing until you came on his dick and he came inside you after saying he was taking medication, waiting for you to come down from your high to get out and clean you with a damp towel, he would kiss you, tell you that you were good and take you to the bathroom to clean themselves up.

★ Daddy Kink & Breeding; He would definitely feel weak while you were fucking in his room and you let out a "daddy", he would blush and smile smugly before starting to fuck you harder and saying that you are his little girl, teasing him with his new animal name you gave him. "Daddy, huh? You want daddy's sperm? Daddy will fill your little girl how she likes.", "Will you want to get pregnant by your daddy? Carry my children? I'll give you whatever you want, princess."

★ Fingering & Overstimulation; Before any sex, he would touch you, playing with your pussy until it gets messy, enjoying hearing your sly and needy moans, making you cum several times on his fingers before he introduces his cock that you had been begging for since the beginning of the session.

★ Blowjob; When you would visit him at his work, in tight and short clothes, he wouldn't let you go until you sucked his dick, letting him cum in your mouth and face for teasing him in such a way in a formal place. If he was working too much while he was at home, not paying attention to you and Ye-sol, you would go to his office and let him use his throat as a toy for him to relax in addition to waking him up to leave the room.

★ Clothing & Toys; Every month you would go to a lingerie store, he would choose one or two in particular for you to wear when you were with him, lace, satin, white, red or pink, to create an innocent and sweet aura. The sexy shop would be for both, vibrators and dildos, lubricants and even some costumes, he would be the type to let you play with him, but would also play with you.

★ Inverse dynamics; If he was full-headed and irritated, asking for a release, you would leave your role as baby to assume your role as wife. He would let you masturbate him with your hand, your breasts or the vibrator, if he was too needy he would even let you play with his tight little hole, letting you fuck him with a strap on, or dildo, he would let you play with him until he crying because I was so excited. In the end, laughing and saying that you were awesome taking charge, he would kiss you and ask if you needed a release, if you refused, he would ask to take a shower with you, if you accepted, he would find the strength to make you cum that night . When it was over, they would be cuddling in the bathtub, almost asleep in each other's arms.

tag: @classydelusionflower

#👻 gh0st headcanons ! #kdrama #kdrama fic #the glory #ha do yeong #ha doyeong x reader #jeon jae jun #jeon jaejun x reader

[the-froschamethyst4]

Almost caught

𖤐Pairing: Husband! Father! Soap x Wife! Mother! f! Reader

𖤐Pronouns: She/Her

𖤐warnings: smut, children, married couple, making out, wholesome, fluff, language

Y/n and Soap having a bit of fun after putting his children to sleep

But they didn’t realize they had accidentally woke up their children

Y/n and Soap were trying to comfort their children after thinking something was happening to their mama

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9:40PM

Soap placed his son Ryker who is 5 years old into his bed for the night. His wife Y/n was carrying their 2 year old daughter Kiara into her baby bed.

Soap leaned against the door frame of Kiara’s nursery watching and listening to Y/n hum a sweet tune of their daughter. It was a tune Y/n hums to make her children sleepy.

Kiara was soon asleep and Y/n draped a soft pink blanket on her daughter. Y/n kissed her daughters forehead and headed out to the hallway with her husband.

“Both are asleep,” Y/n smiled up at him.

“Mhmm~” he just hums and swiftly he picks her up. Her back hitting the wall behind her almost knocking some of the pictures off the wall.

“SHH! Soap!”

“It’s fine, come on,” he said as they go to their shared bedroom.

Soap places her on the edge and he started to remove his sweatpants and boxers and helped Y/n remove her shirt, shorts and undergarments.

He started to kiss her lips and then her neck, he pushed himself inside of her, earning a soft moan.

"I'll go easy," he mumbles into her ear. She fell on her back as Soap placed his hands on the bed close to her waist and started to thrust slow.

She covered her mouth trying to muffle her moan from waking up their kids from their slumber.

"Come on, love, let me hear those moans."

"I-I," she stuttered, Soap picked up the pace a little bit more. She removed her hands and moaned as she felt his tip just barely hit her g-spot.

"Ahh! AHHHH! SOAP! S-Soap...sl-slow down, j-just a b-bit," she tried to say through heavy moans.

"Shhh, love, you don't want to wake up Ryker and Kiara," Soap teased.

"I-I'm trying n-not t-to," she moans out.

Soap just smirked at his wife trying to hold back her moans, but she can't, she screamed at the top of her lungs feeling his dick fully hit her spot.

"H-Holy f-fuck, J-John-" she moaned. Soap leaned down capturing her lips with his trying to keep her moans low.

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Ryker woke up to the sounds of loud thuds, moans and screaming. Ryker rubbed his eyes and let out a small yawn.

"Mommy?" Ryker says. He removed his blankets and touched the cold wooden floor. He opened his bedroom door and saw down the hall his parents' bedroom light still on and weird noises coming from inside.

Ryker was confused with all the noises and opened his little sister's bedroom door seeing her awake as well. She yawned and rubbed her tired eyes.

"Bubba," she says. He walks in and takes her out of her bed. "What are the...sounds?"

"They're coming from mommy's and daddy's room," he says as they walked down the hall to their parents' bedroom.

"AHH!" They heard their mothers voice coming from inside the bedroom. Kiara's eyes started to tear up, they both thought their mommy was getting hurt.

"Mama?!" Ryker calls from the other side of the door.

Y/n and Soap stopped after hearing their son's soft voice. Soap looked down at Y/n and they both rushed to get their clothes back on before Ryker opens the door.

"Mommy?" Ryker says as he peaked into the bedroom.

"Ryker, baby, what's wrong?" Y/n asks as she got out of the bed and went to her children.

"I-Is daddy h-hurting you?" Ryker asked. Kiara's tears ran down her cheeks and Soap saw them fall. He bent down but Kiara hid behind Ryker.

"W-What? No, your daddy wasn't hurting me," she tries to reassure her son and daughter.

"T-Then what was h-he doing?" He asks.

"Ryker, Kiara...we were-"

"Wrestling," Y/n lies, she was just trying to come up with a quick answer.

"O-Oh," Ryker says. Kiara came out from behind her older brother and hugged Soap.

"I would never hurt your mommy," Soap says as he kissed Kiara's temple.

"Then...why was she screaming?" Kiara asked.

"Because...I was losing," Y/n said.

"Oh then...WE'LL HELP YOU WIN MOMMY!!" Ryker and Kiara tackled Soap to the ground.

"Oh god!" Soap groaned as he was on his back with his kids pretending to hurt him. Y/n laughed that her kids would defend her like that.

"Okay, okay, thank you, you two but you two need to get back to bed," Y/n says.

"But mom~" Ryker groans.

"Come on," Y/n said. Ryker and Kiara took their mothers hands, and she took them to their beds to go back to sleep.

"Good night, Ryker, good night, Kiara," Y/n said, closing their doors and heading back to her bedroom.

"So...where were we?" Soap teased. Y/n started to remove her clothes again.

"I think I have a clue," she smirks getting back on the bed and kissing Soap.

#soap mctavish #john soap mactavish #soap mw2 #soap cod #cod #mw2 #mwii #cod mw2 #tf141 #cod x reader #cod modern warfare #cod mwii #call of duty #soap x reader

[stvharrngton]

a lesson in romantics; lesson four

summary: a multi-part series where reader is the new art teacher at hawkins high and the history teacher, mr. harrington, takes a shine to the new girl. mutual pining ensues on their road to love 🥀

a/n: aaaaand we're back!! i'm so sorry it took me so long to update this but i'm hoping to go back to weekly updates now <3

characters: steve harrington x fem!reader, mentions of robin and nancy

word count: 1.3k

warnings: none, steve is dorky af

taglist: @inkluvs @dukesmebby @sweetbabygirlsworld @kennedy-brooke @gvf23 @nix-rose

series taglist: @pbs-theundeadmaggot @alana4610 @onceuponaoneshot

SERIES MASTERLIST

HAWKINS HIGH, NOVEMBER 1922

Steve burst through the door of the teachers lounge, coffee cup and brown paper bag in hand. He came up behind you like a whirlwind, hair swept away by the wind, a cute red sweater fitted to his body.

“I snagged an extra muffin from our favourite bakery,” he started, unable to help that smile that painted his features, “and it’s got your name written all over it.”

You couldn’t help but giggle at him, he drew out those last few words as if he was trying to make a joke, but he was oh so serious. Steve’s smile grew wider as you laughed, the kind of smile that reached his eyes. And you didn’t even want to think about how he called it our favourite bakery.

“Oh yeah?” you asked, the promise of a free sweet treat sparking your interest, “Your place or mine?”

You meant classroom. You definitely meant the classroom.

“Mine? At lunch?” he said, eyes all hopeful.

“Sure,” you nodded, “sounds good.”

Steve’s eyes lit up at the prospect of having lunch with you, alone, in his classroom. Sporting a toothy grin as he began to retreat back towards the door now.

“It’s a date,” he stated, eyes wide as soon as he realised what he said, in front of everyone and Robin no less, “not a date, I mean, shit— shoot!” Steve stuttered, nervously stumbling over his words, “I’ll see you at lunch.”

Robin immediately looked in your direction as Steve left, doing her best to hide a snigger that was threatening to spill out into a full blown laugh at her friend’s expense. 

~

Lunch time soon rolled around as you made your way over to Steve’s classroom, lunch bag and fresh hot coffee in hand. You peaked your head into the room before clearing your throat as you stepped in.

“Is that offer for a free muffin still on the table, Mr. H?” you asked, a coy smile on your face.

The sandwich that was in his hand found its way back to the desk, a chuckle rumbling in Steve’s chest as he waved you in, “For you it is,” he scrambled to clear a place on his desk next to him, pulling a chair up, “come on, sit.”

You took your place next to him, pulling your own sandwich out. You ate in silence for a moment, neither awkward or uncomfortable. Steve spoke next, pointing a finger out to your side of the table, “What’d you bring?”

“A BLT,” you said confidently, “what about you?”

Steve nodded, an impressed look on his face. One that turned to minor embarrassment when he was about to reveal his own choice, “A PB and J.” Steve muttered.

You chuckled softly, one that made Steve’s cheeks light up pink, “That’s cute,” you said softly, fluttering your lashes as your teeth sunk into your bottom lip, trying to prevent any more laughs from spilling out.

“Oh, come on,” Steve defended, “it’s a solid choice! You can’t mock a man’s choice of sandwich in his own classroom.” 

“Sorry,” you said with a giggle. 

You didn’t realise as you went back to your own sandwich, but Steve looked at you now, really looked at you. With that sappy, love sick puppy dog look on his face, the kind of look he only sported when he was in too deep, way too deep.

Chin in the palm of his hand, eyes all soft as he realised that maybe Robin and Nancy were right. 

Shit. Robin and Nancy were right.

The sound of your voice broke him from his trance, your brows pinched together as he failed to answer whatever question you had for him. You looked at him puzzled, ready to ask him if he was alright when Steve piped up with a murmur that resembled a ‘hmm?’, a sheepish look on his face.

“I said,” you began, cheeks slowly heating up at you realise you may have just caught Steve staring at you, “what’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?”

“Just one?” a jovial tone finding its way to Steve’s voice, “Okay, so it was Sophomore year and I took this girl to a pool party that one of the kids on my

block was having and I had picked up this brand new white pair of swim shorts—,”

You purse your lips to hide the laughter that was ready to spill out, already seeing where this story was going, “and so we were in the pool having fun right, and when I got out I didn’t realise the entire thing turned see-through.”

Unable to hold it in any longer, you burst out laughing but Steve was still talking between his own bouts of laughter, “And you could see everything! And I mean everything.”

Your laughter was intoxicating, like music to Steve’s ears, the cutest laugh he’d ever heard by far. He was far too caught up in the happy sound to notice that you’d been clutching onto his arm whilst doubled over in laughter. He soon caught on, eyes soft as he gingerly placed his hand over yours, both of your giggles soon fading out.

“Easy there, tiger,” Steve hushed, as he stroked his thumb over the back of your hand. You stared at each other for what felt like an age, a lump swallowed in your throat, Steve’s gaze hopeful and yearning. You didn’t know if you saw it, but you swore his eyes flitted down to your lips for a second, or maybe you were just being hopeful, “What about you? What’s your worst ever date?”

Steve’s voice was low and quiet, a tone that sent a shiver down your spine as you attempted to compose yourself to answer. 

“It was my first year of college and my first date with my ex. He took me to the movies and it was all going perfectly well, bought myself a cute new dress, the works, right?” You reasoned, “We went to get snacks and he got a large Coke and on our way to the theatre he slipped on something wet on the floor–”

“No,” Steve exclaimed, hand slapping over his mouth, “don’t tell me–”

“Yep,” you sighed with a chuckle, “thing went up in the air and landed right on me, all over my dress! It was like something out of a cartoon,” you felt your cheeks heat up from just thinking of the memory, “the date itself wasn’t even bad but it was so mortifying.”

You both glanced at the clock simultaneously, the noise of kids chattering and hollering outside of Steve’s classroom told you that lunch would soon be coming to an end. You sighed as you dusted the crumbs from Steve’s desk, packing away your trash ready to go back to your own afternoon classes.

“No way have we been in here an hour already,” he sighed, dusting off his slacks, “well, thanks for the company, don’t forget your muffin.” Steve spoke casually, as if he wasn’t still thinking about the way you clutched at his bicep, or how soft your hand felt beneath his, or how he really wanted to kiss you.

You nodded as you took the brown bag from him, thanking him again for the free sweet treat. You went to let yourself out of his classroom as he spoke again, spinning on your heel as your hand was still clutching the door knob.

“I’m having a grading party at my place this weekend,” he began, fingers scratching at the scruff decorating his jaw, “we don’t get much grading done but I’d love it if you came along.”

He’d love it. The simple word, the implication that Steve would be miserable at his own party lest you be there, oh, how it made you swoon. You answered with a resounding yes, telling him you wouldn’t miss it as you skittered out into the hall with a small wave and a very big smile on your face.

What Steve wanted to do was ask you on a real date, just you and him, a real, proper date where he would go all out to impress you. Maybe a nice dinner or a picnic in the park, not rushed sandwiches during your lunch hour in his classroom.

But this was a start, right?

#steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x you #steve harrington x y/n #steve harrington blurb #steve harrington one shot #steve harrington fanfiction #steve harrington fanfic #steve harrington fluff #stranger things #stranger things fanfiction #teacher!steve #alir #k.fic

[lightfeltmemories]

Could you do a NSFW alphabet for Senshi? Pretty please? 🥺

senshi of izganda : nsfw alphabet

note: first dungeon meshi request! and it's senshi, i really hope this guy doesn't become ignored by 90% of the fandom because he isn't some sexy twink.

tw's: none

minors, ageless or blank blogs will be blocked if seen liking, reblogging or commenting on this post.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

senshi is pretty much a god at aftercare, especially if he was being particularly rough, he might even make you a nice snack if you're feeling up for it.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his whole body is quite big, isn't it? especially his hands, they're big but they're soft with you, he sometimes touches you as if you're made of glass. on you, he just loves your soft, delicate face.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

his cum tastes like something... it's surprisingly kind of sweet, he doesn't cum a lot but not a little either, pretty thin and watery in texture.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he definitely takes some peaks at your ass sometimes.. maybe once, maybe twice, his hair makes it near impossible to see his bulge, and he wants to keep it that way.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i feel like with the long life he's lived, he's bound to have some experience, it may not be much since it's not a big focus for him, but he knows what to do, where to touch, and what makes you cum.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

i don't think he has one, but he's always willing to try something new.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

not too goofy, but the atmosphere isn't too serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

oh that man is hairy damn near all over, his pubic hair is no different, but after getting with you, he keeps his hair trimmed just a bit, and yes, it's long, and yes, its bushy as hell, he actually refuses to shave it clean off.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

most times the sex between the two of you is slow, sensual, and romantic, and boy does he take his time with you, foreplay can last what seems like eons but it's not boring, because it's filled with soft, sensitive and pleasurable touches.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he doesn't do it often, but when the time calls for it, he's not above it.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

i don't imagine him having many kinks, and i really can't think of anything for him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere that won't get him caught easily, he's surprisingly not above fucking in public as long as you aren't too loud or it's not somewhere where others can easily access.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when that moment presents itself, i guess, he's not shamelessly horny but he does have his motivations, he's an ass guy, so like i mentioned before, he will stare at your ass, but not to where the others can notice, pretty damn slick with it.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i feel like he's the type to try everything at least once, but he definitely will not slap or harm you in any way, things like degradation are also off the table, just not things he wants to do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he both likes receiving and giving, he's not too sensitive down there to receive and loves pleasuring you by eating away at your holes, yes, both of them.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he tries not to be too rough, he only goes fast when he's close to cumming, but he prefers to go slower most of the time.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he surprisingly is down for quickies sometimes, that's when he becomes a tad bit rough.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

i don't think senshi would want to risk getting caught doing the deed with you by the other party members, thats a bit embarrassing, isn't it?

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

due to his hard work in the dungeon, he has some above average stamina, but would usually want to go at least 3-4 rounds before calling it quits.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he doesn't own any toys himself, but would one of these days want to experiment with them just for you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

senshi doesn't tease, often at least.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

if you're lucky, you can hear some grunts here and there when he thrusts, he tries to keep the volume at a minimum at best,

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

his balls are very sensitive, you can probably make him cum pretty quickly by licking on them.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he's not insanely big, but he's girthy as hell, he's a good 6 inches when hard.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very low, he doesn't think about sex often and doesn't see it as an integral part of the relationship.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

oddly enough, senshi can go days without sleeping, but sometimes, he can't help but fall asleep as you lay in his arms.

#minors dni #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #senshi x reader #senshi of izganda smut #dungeon meshi x reader #delicious in dungeon x reader #18+ only

[kiskisur]

Hey hey brochacho bromeo brotito i saw ur post so i arrive with a request

I was just thinkin..

Ha ha.. mybe..

Dom bottom reader x mammon from obey me?

Maybe.

Couldnt find any of ur obey me writings yet so i thought i'd slide my own card in through the door slor

ᝰ.ᐟ I get drunk pretend that I'm over

+ Just realized how unspecific that request was. Hard to go off of anything there mb mb;

Always been pulling my hair abt the lack of sugar bby mammon fics if it works as any idea 👁️

warnings: NSFW dom!bottom male reader x sub!top mammon, sugar baby!mammon and sugar daddy!reader, praise kink, mammon being subby it's cute fr, no pronouns mentioned but reader is a male so.., mammon is possessive and wants you to himself.

note: OMG FINALLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING THIS? #+_! -__; I don't know how to write NSFW so apologies 😭

slurping and panting filled mammon's room, his hand covering his mouth in an attempt to stifle his moans while the other gripped on your hair for dear life.

"hngh- [Name]..! shit, aAh~ your mouth i-is so gOod~!" he kept babbling praises, whining and moaning as his hips started to move by themselves.

you placed your hand on his stomach and pushed him back down the bed, keeping him in place as your head bobbed up and down.

Your tongue, hot and skilled, traced teasing patterns along mammon's length, eliciting a symphony of gasps and whines from him. Your lips formed an exquisite seal around him as you took him deeper into your mouth, your movements guided by a primal instinct.

"w-wait, 'm gonna c-cum! yes, y-yes just like that! keep suck- uGh~! suckin'..!" *a familiar knot tightened in his stomach, his hips starting to fuck your mouth out of desperation but before he could reach his climax you pulled away.

"n-nghh?!— what the h-hell!?" *he looked down at you with frustration and confusion, panting heavily at the interruption as he squirmed.

"I don't want you cumming yet, hun." You got up from your knees, sitting down on his lap as you swiftly removed your shorts, revealing your hard length as well as mammon's eyes sparkled with excitement

"ride me, please ride m-me make me feel good!" he was begging at this point, it was a rare sight of him pleading for you to take him.

you found it adorable so you gave him a chance, lifting your hips before positioning the tip of his cock in your entrance, a high-pitched whine escaping his lips when you took him fully.

his arms snaked around your waist, digging his nails in as he received a gasp from you, his hips thrusting upwards.

"so t-tight 'round my cock mm~ y-you feel so good! o-oh fuck yes!" he kept praising and thrusting into you while nuzzling his face on the crook of your neck as grunts and moans filled the room.

you tug his white hair, whining on top of him before clenching around his cock. "just like, mm!— that.. good boy, keep thrusting in m-me, yeah?" you whisper in his ear, your eyes rolling back when he kept ramming the tip of his cock on a new sensitive spot inside of you.

"s-so good, gonna fuck you hard and l-let my brothers know that only I, m-mammon, can make you feel good!" despite rutting like a dog in heat his prideful personality kept slipping every once in a while, it was cute and hot honestly.

"mine! o-only mine and mine alone!" *he growled, mammon's relentless thrusts continued, a symphony of moans and gasps filling the room as you gave in to the overwhelming pleasure.

he relished in the sight of you losing control, feeling your walls clenching and spasming around him. The chorus of your combined ecstasy pushed mammon to the edge, his own release nearing its peak.

"t-they think they can- ugh! j-just steal you away from me!? I was your f-first!" His grip on you tightened even further, almost possessive. And with a deep, guttural groan, mammon reached his climax.

He filled you with his warmth, your bodies trembling against each other as the final waves of pleasure washed over you. "m-mine.." he grumbled, looking up at your face which was full of tears because of the overwhelming pleasure that hit you.

suddenly something hard poked inside you again.

ᝰ.ᐟ self-destruct, show up like an idiot.

#♡ ;; kiskisur ! #amab reader #x male reader #male reader #x bottom male reader #x ftm reader #𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ works ~ #obey me x sub male reader #obey me x male reader #obey me #obey me mammon #om! mammon #mammon x reader #mammon x male reader #mammon x bottom male reader #obey me mammon x bottom male reader #obey me mammon x male reader

[ratedfleur]

Do you have A-Z nsfw with Sung Hanbin?

hanbin nsfw a-z

a - aftercare -> his definition of aftercare is bathing together in the bathtub, room smelling of your favorite bath soaps.

b - blowjobs -> he loves it when you’re under the table as he has an online meeting / class. he loves forcing your head down, nose getting tickled from his trimmed hair.

c - cum -> hanbin loves doing it on your face, painting your skin with his cum. if he’s being a tease, he would use his cockhead to smear it all over your lips, making you lap up the cum on his dick.

d - dominance -> you both are switches but he leans more towards the dom side. but you’d still dom him if he’d ask nicely.

e - experience -> you were both losers at sex, figuring things out as you both explored your new sex life.

f - fuck buddies -> this is a firm no to him, he loves having you to him and him only. hanbin just doesn’t like the idea of sharing, that’s all.

g - gagging -> he loves doing it whenever you’re blowing him in bed, right when sleep and staying awake are keeping him in the middle. hanbin just loves thrusting into your mouth, making you gag.

h - hickeys -> hanbin loves it on your chest, he likes nipping and sucking at your chest, marking them up for him to see.

i - intimacy -> you get intimate at least once or twice a week, depending on each other’s mood to have fun or not. but you once got intimate like every other day for a week straight, simply just trying new things out.

j - jerk offs -> loves it in his car… hanbin loves it when you take the reigns, jerking him off as he’s driving. he likes the thrill of people taking a peak into the car, only to see him getting jerked off by you.

k - kinks -> his: sitophilia / food play yours: dacryphilia

l - locations -> car, back of the car, in the passenger seat, did i mention car, and the bedroom.

m - make outs -> loves it when he knows either you or he is in a hurry for something, he loves taking a few minutes just to make out with you by the door, leaving with lipstick stains by the mouth.

n - no’s -> this was discussed thoroughly, he says it’s best to know where the no’s will come in. he tries to not go that way but if he does encounter a no, expect lots of aftercare.

o - orgasms -> his orgasms are intense, immediately covering his stomach and chest when he cums whenever you’re jerking or blowing him.

p - positions -> woman on top, doggy, missionary.

q - quickies -> uhh this is a no, hanbin loves taking his time whenever he’s fucking you because he thinks it’s best to start with proper foreplay before fucking.

r - relationship -> in the bedroom, he’s more of the dom yet out of the bedroom, hanbin is very much the baby in the relationship.

s - submission -> you sub pretty often since you prefer doing so, hanbin also subs whenever he wants to, so it’s his call if he wants to sub.

t - (sex) toys -> fleshlights, rose vibrator, jeweled butt plug.

u - (can’t think of any so..) -> free space!

v - virginity -> definitely lost it with each other though you both have experience with pleasuring yourself, you both took small steps especially when you first started exploring with each other.

w - wild card -> there is a slight temptation from hanbin that wants to try being pegged, he first stumbled upon the idea when he was sex toy shopping online. when he saw what a double ended dildo looks like, he quickly looked it up and watched porn with said dildo, a small part of him wanting to try fingering himself or even by you.

x - x-ray vision -> he knows when you’re wearing something new underneath your clothes, hanbin would know if you’re wearing new lingerie or a new sex toy.

y - (can’t think of any so..) -> free space!

z - zzz -> he’d almost fall asleep immediately after making you pee, bathe, and get into comfy clothes. expect hanbin to be hugging you like a koala hugging its branch, snoring away.

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Trafalgar D. Law NSFW Alphabet

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Law is a clean guy, he would prefer to take a bath/shower almost immediately after sex and then cuddle because he hates to sit in fluids for too long, but some nights he does get a bit rougher with you so a few back rubs and soft kisses for a moment before he bathes you. He always ask “Was I okay?” , “Did I go too hard?”, “I didn’t hurt you did I?” It’s very sweet seeing how soft he gets after sex.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Just like Sanji he loves his hands, he is aware of the use they have and he actually likes how much you love them too

He is a sucker for thighs, he doesn’t know what it is but the way they shake when you walk, run, or even from being under him he can’t help but subtly bite his lip smirking

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Once again. Very clean guy and he practices safe sex almost always unless you pretty much BEG for him to make a mess inside you. He came on your face once and he will never admit it but it was one of the hottest things he has ever seen.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants you to play with yourself as he works/study in his office. You came in to bother him, but he kept ignoring you. Eventually you said, “Fine. I’ll just lay on your couch and fuck myself then.” He never turned around so quickly after hearing you fake moan. He is embarrassed to even think about the possibility of you even trying it and more embarrassed that he hopes you do. Law obviously doesn’t know how to approach you about the situation so sometimes he tries to “trick” you into doing it by saying “Then go ahead and do it.” But you never do

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Okay so I do believe Law has had sex at least once, but it had to have been with someone he was close to. He isn’t really a one night stand kinda guy. But he is also a doctor and he has read about how to please a woman, G-spots, etc, so even if he was a virgin you probably wouldn’t have guessed

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Side ways sex is a personal favorite, he swears he feels more of you. He loves when you look back at him to tongue kiss him, his tatted hand grips your thighs as he thrust up into you. It’s usually initiated when you’re laying on your side and he slides behind you and starts kissing your ear.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He takes sex pretty serious. It’s not like you can’t goof off with him but it’s purely on accident sometimes. It’s usually you who initiates the goofy side during foreplay and he makes a snarky remark back but once you both start going at it it’s no more joking purely romantic.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has a happy trail and it’s actually pretty well trimmed and very attractive for some reason. You see it peak when he stretches and his shirt lifts.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If you ask he can be very romantic, he is still very stoic, but behind that attitude he is a blushing mess hoping you enjoy the roses he gives you and the candles around the bubble bath he drew for you. He’ll hold you in the bath while you play with his fingers. Law will kiss your forehead and knuckles silently appreciating you as you talk your head off to him that’ll eventually lead to tub sex

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not a lot actually. If you’re not around or if he doesn’t want to bother you he will take a shower and do one. Either than that he didn’t do it much before or after getting with you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

BDSM: If you want, he really wants to tie you down, seeing you squirm and not have much control like pushing his head back or moving away really is something he thinks about doing to you when you act like a brat sometimes. He is even willing to let you tie his wrist ONCE ever BLUE MOON though.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Does not EVER want to get caught. Either the bedroom, bathroom, or no where. The thought alone makes him cringe.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It’s so hard to tell with this man, because it depends on his mood. But so far what always gets him to crack just a little no matter how stressed he is is when you walk around in his shirt and nothing else. When he is sitting at his desk and you walk in to sit beside him. He will glance at your thighs, contemplating on touching them, he always ends up doing so, but if he takes too long to decide you can take his hand and do it for him. Works like a charm.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t like being teased around a lot of people, it’s okay if you do it where he knows nobody can see or hear what you said but he has a strict not getting seen rule so if you break it he gets mad. Like not in a “Oh imma get you back for it later” more in a “Do not fucking do that again” and doesn’t talk to you for a week type of mad.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Fingers and tongue works magic man. He doesn’t mind eating you out, but he never offers it. You however. Are his little toy. Law will work your mouth and throat OUT if you’re not careful. Face fucking is something he loves doing as well.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and deep strokes are his thing. Not even in a sensual way but in a way where he wants you to feel every vein, ridge and curve he has. Each time he snaps his hips into you he looks at your face and he how knocks the wind out of you each time. He usually does that when he is holding your ankles to his chest

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Can love with or without ‘em. He has done it a few times before leaving the ship or when everybody was distracted and you were needy, but he doesn’t mind waiting for actual sex

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The most he will experiment is with toys and probably roleplay . you have offered a doctor patient roleplay idea to him and it was a big turn on so probably like once a month or so you both do a “Routine Check Up”

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

From Foreplay until you both finish it last about 30 minutes. He knows where your G-Spot is EXACTLY so foreplay never lasts too long. If you both were riled up from events that day it may last an hour with small breaks in between

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

As for now a vibrator and handcuffs. He likes using them both on you at the same time.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

You stress this man out like Luffy so of course he gets his revenge and uses his own DF to tease you across the room. Some days though he’ll make you wear vibrating panties with a remote just to really torture you. Sometimes you’ll look over at him, knees buckling and he will smirk and wink back before walking away

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Groaner, but only in your ear. The only way to get a lot of noise out of him is If you’re riding him. He just can’t take your body on top of him and starts to curse and moan your name slightly trying to fight from cumming too fast.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He can speak fluent Spanish and knows ASL. He taught you some ASL words so you both can communicate from afar. It’s really attractive.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Another grower not a shower: 4 on soft and 6 half on hard. It’s slightly thicker than usual with two veins on the side. Otis not the prettiest, but it does it’s job.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Was never high to begin with but it rose a bit when he got with you. On a non busy week you guys have sex about 2-3 times a week, but on a regular week probably once with a quickie or two depending how much time you guys have.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After a bath and clean sheets he holds you very similar to how he holds Bepo. Law doesn’t fall asleep quite easily but he still holds you from the back with his head buried in your hair/neck. His eyes are closed but if you’re talking to him he responds.

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