#I swear to god this shiteats my soul

[noose-lion]

I think it's kinda fucked up that the only universe in which Odasaku lives his dream is the one that him and Dazai don't even know each other, and Dazai is lost. And what makes even worse is that Dazai knows, but is only fighting to protect it. Even in death. It's a big fucking deal.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd beast #bsd dazai #bsd odasaku #I swear to god this shiteats my soul #screaming into the void #Void screams back

[killuababie]

SIS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING MY REQS FOR TODAY, BUT I GOT BORED AND WANTED TO REQ SMTH FROM MY FAVE MUTUAL (don’t tell the others i said that)!! CAN I GET HCS ANY HQ TEAMS U WANT WITH A BRITISH MANAGER WHO SWEARS A LOT? COZ THATS ME ISTG- 😤💖💖

Cursing like a sailor

Summary: Manager!Reader who curses a lot.

Pairing: Inarizaki x Manager!Reader, Aoba Josai x Manager!Reader.

Type: Platonic Headcanons.

A/N: AHHH ILYSM AND DW I WON'T EXPOSE YOU 😳 BTW IM SO SORRY FOR FINISHING THIS SO LATE :( also cursing a string of words is such a big fat mood that's deadass the best thing ever.

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INARIZAKI:

You're their first manager, hence they're HYPED! Also the fact you're a foreigner, a British person they're like aHH GO CRAZY GO STUPID, well Atsumu to be very specific.

At first everyone is so nice and welcoming towards you. Esp Aran, he's your best boy and you're absolutely whipped for him, also y'all give hugs every day. Kita is extra careful towards you and would definitely ask you about your culture. Osamu would love to make traditional food related to your culture. Suna is whipped but he's waiting for that one moment so he could record some spicy stuff like atsumu getting his ass beat by you

Atsumu being the bitch he is, is always up your ass and you, istg you try so hard to be so nice to him.

One day he's trying to impress you since you stepped into the school. He was DEDICATED he's actually desperate to get a compliment from you.

You being their manager to the court room and he's trying to impress you with his serve but it hits you in the face instead you deadass just yeet and fall. Rip y/n-chan 2k20

HES SCARED. Scared is an understatement. Everyone is almost about to murder him and yeet his ass into the 8th dimension

But he's TERRIFIED when he sees you get up and look dead in the eyes as blood drips down your nostril

At this point he's screaming.

Atsumu: OH MY GOD Y/N IM- EYE

You: Atsumu, you pisshead dickface motherfucker if you don't fucking stop pulling your shitty shenanigans on me, I'll rip off your filthy shiteating useless head off and play volleyball with it 🥰🥰

Nah they're ALL terrified of you now. Atsumu's soul has left his body and he's paper white pale.

Suna is concerned about you but he's THRIVING recording the shit go down. Man's got priorities 😔

Aran and Kita being the sweet babies go to you and take you to the infirmary. Osamu definitely whips a new one into Atsumu.

And since then they haven't got enough of your cursing. They definitely didn't develop a kink for it

AOBA JOSAI:

Being their manager...

I feel sorry for you because Oikawa 🥰

But the fact that you were a British person made you popular in classes but when you joined the boys vbc your popularity went 📈📈📈 and Oikawa being whipped for you was exhausting for YOU.

When you first introduced to them as their new manager, you could literally see hearts in their eyes, like deadass.

Iwaizumi was the most protective of you, while makki and Matsun coming after them. Kindaichi would get beetroot red whenever you talked to him. Kunimi being the calm one would sometimes stutter while talking with you. Yahaba and Watari drool over you. Well Kyoutani... He ain't even come so 👁️👄👁️

They warm up to you quite quickly esp Oikawa.

Being their manager is not an easy task. Being their only manager means finishing your duties, help them think of new strategies, take care of their health esp Oikawa because bih he works way too much and then the hardest of it all... his fangirls.

Since you're new you don't really curse out loud but definitely mutter under your breath.

It's competition season and ofc being the smart person you are you haven't slept in 2 days. You could feel it in depths of your asshole that you're gonna break your cursing wall today.

Ofc the moment you step out the bus y'all are gathering attention and you quite soon lose the sight of Oikawa. Unfortunately, Iwa-chan has to ask you fetch him.

HE HAS TO BE SURROUNDED BY HIS FANGIRLS AND IGNORE YOUR CALLS- hol on lemme pray for oikawa

You deadass drilling holes into his back while walking up to the little group before warning the girls "now the the show is over and I need y'all to please fuck off 🥰 also Oikawa I think you have got too much shit in your ears for you to not hear my fucking calls."

You drag him to the team while cursing the living shit outta him. Man's low-key turned on tho

When he meets the team he's like "Wow y/n-chan curses more than Iwa-chan" and they're all confused.

Soon as the time passes they get the proof for themselves and Iwa is low-key shocked and he's DEFINITELY crushing on you now.

You 🤝 Iwa: planning Oikawa's murder infront of him.

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