#I send all my mutuals who are in relationships good vibes

[celestialscatterbrain]

2. Personal Synastry and Composite Experiences and Observations

Do not interact if you are a minor. (18+)

Venus in 1H synastry: This one is full of compliments. You both love staring at each other, and telling the other how attractive they are. The house person can be the perfect example of what aesthetic the Venus person’s dream person would follow. The Venus person can try to embody that aesthetic more than they did before so they can show they are a good physical match for the house person. “You would look good with me.” Bonding over shared music taste(s). I think the Venus person will want to romance the house person even if that isn’t something they normally do. Venus could love how the 1H person displays their feminine side. Venus likes to ask for pictures and selfies from the house person, and can create a dynamic where you send one another photos regularly. The house person likes to look at photos from the Venus person to gush about what they look like, because they are also supremely attracted to Venus (I think Venus just has a more natural way of expressing that desire). Also as the house person who identifies as a woman, venus’ compliments and pursuit of me has made me feel more feminine than I ever have in a romantic dynamic. Even my mannerisms are coincidentally more feminine and gentle in Venus’ presence. Venus definitely increased my self esteem.

Mars in 1H synastry: I think you two could make very good gym partners together because you love each other’s bodies. Some people say this is a “s*x on the first date placement,” and I concur. You find each other sexy! You compliment each other’s physical appearance and bodies often, and very much so during the act. The Mars person is very very direct with the house person that it’s almost overwhelming or intimidating. Being the house person, I did often feel like they had just wanted me for my body or that’s what they found to be the most interesting part about me until the interaction progressed. If there aren’t other good “soft and sweet” placements in the synastry chart or in the composite, this could be a pretty annoying placement. The Mars person did admit to me that they would bring up sex or something that would irritate me just to get a reaction because they didn’t know if they stimulate me outside of those vibes. If you’re in a relationship with someone else, or show interest in other people, the Mars person can want to fight your partner so they can be the one next to you LOL. This placement also involves a lot of staring. Being touched, even regularly, by Mars turned me on more than other people ever touching me the same way even if I liked them. Mars can love to grab the house person’s face a lot during sex. Maybe for some people who are into it, Mars can want to consensually slap the house person during sex. The Mars will like to be publicly “disrespectful” about you, because they want to mark you as theirs or will for real fight for you. They can see you as someone they want to protect, or you trigger some protective instinct. They might be a lot more physically stronger than you. Sending each other pictures of your body’s changes. You both like how the other defends themselves or bond over your argumentative or aggressive sides. As the house person with the Mars person being a man, I find his masculinity so attractive it hurts. He has slowly changed my perception on what I want a man to look like 😩

Sun in 11H synastry/composite: You guys get along almost immediately. This is a low maintenance friendship, because the vibes make up for all the times you don’t see each other. You just like how the other one approaches friendship. Very open-minded. Probably met through mutual friends, and these friends probably didn’t immediately notice certain similarities you have to one another. Once they see you guys link though, they can be surprised they never noticed it before. You guys may have automatically assumed, even if flirting was involved, that this interaction would remain generally platonic more than anything. People who are not in your friend group can also notice you two becoming friends immediately, because for some reason it stood out. As the sun person, I really liked listening to the house person’s dreams. Hearing the house person speak about how they handle their interpersonal relationships made me value my boundaries more and reminded me to focus more on myself than giving too much of my energy to other people. Essentially you can help each other dismiss certain people pleasing tendencies in one another. You don’t have to try to please one another either, your authentic self is enough to give each other pleasure. A natural sense of familiarity between you two. It’s funny hearing about each other’s quirks. You are encouraged to show your eccentricities around one another. Instant bestie vibes! You can feel like evil twins together in some cases LOL

Venus in 11H synastry: Honestly, in some cases, I feel like you may have met this person because they were previously involved with a friend or ex-friend. The friend you’re attracted to, but don’t need to pursue because you also get the same joys and benefits from your friendship. Friends with benefits. Friends to lovers. You may have started dating or flirting online for a while before meeting. I think this is another sign of shared music taste and interests. As the Venus person, I first grew some sort of interest because the house person posted a video of themselves online playing guitar and I found that super attractive. Maybe the Venus person can be an online supporter or promoter of the house person’s creative outlets. Never meeting in person but having a lot of the same mutuals you both know in real life, and then meeting in person later on by yourselves, maybe in a “date” setting.

Moon in 9H synastry: Here, the house person can introduce the moon person to different religions, or likes to talk about religion with the moon person. The house person can held guide the moon person on the importance of higher education or on the acquisition of knowledge. Long distance relationship. Wanting to be together but you somehow met once you two no longer lived in the same city. The moon person can feel like the house person is one of the smartest people they have met, and can feel somewhat intimidated by the house person because of it. You two can feel really free in one another’s presence. You can talk about anything. You two can turn casual conversation into something philosophical together. Sharing your personal philosophies with one another. Having drastically different life circumstances that have shaped you, but also having some foundational similarities. The moon person might be contradictory to the house person’s beliefs, but this can just stretch curiosity. It can also make the house person analyze different gaps in their previous opinions on certain organizations or institutions. Disagreements on certain topics doesn’t seem to escalate into arguments, but rather into informed discussions. Feeling out of reach to one another. I have seen a post referencing how the moon person can feel like the house person is out of their league, and I think this can stem from, in some cases, not being intelligent or well-rounded enough to stimulate the house person long term. This can just be a feeling and not at all be the case, because the house person learns a lot more from the moon than the moon realizes. You guys can spark the other’s adventurous side. You guys maybe only get to meet while the other is vacationing in your area. The Moon person can unconsciously inspire the house person to teach others about their speciality, such as getting you into blogging about an interest you talked to them about.

Composite Virgo Mars: Having to schedule when you two can have sex (maybe it’s long distance for a period of time). Arguments aren’t aggressive, but rather a hyper-analytical discussion that can be equally as irritating. Cleaning each other after sex. Being attracted to the other person abdominal area. When you guys start taking action towards advancing your connection, you stop eating out of nervousness. Maybe your fights stem from making one another nervous rather than a real issue itself. Bickering when you’re not with one another more so than when you’re in person. Having high expectations of one another once you become intimate partners. Wanting to come off as perfect for the other. Being extremely attentive with one another and immediately responding to any shift in energy because it can make you nervous. Really wanting to know what the other person is thinking and feeling in times of silence or during sex. Different sources have made this placement out to seem “sexually repressed,” but that is not always the case. Maybe circumstances can suppress the frequency they get to go at it, but if time permitted it could be on sight all the time. Not wanting to do anything that upsets the other or makes them uncomfortable, so lots of checking in on each other during the act to see if it’s mutually enjoyable and adapt accordingly. After sex with this person you might get extremely productive in your own personal life! Their presence in your life encourages you to get your life together and not be “messy.”

#mars synastry #Mars composite #venus synastry #sun synastry #First house synastry #1H synastry #11H synastry #11th house synastry #Moon synastry #9H synastry #9th house synastry #synastry #composite chart #synastry observations #composite observations #astrology observations #sexstrology #astroblr #relationship astrology #romantic astrology #astrology

[galene-gothic]

𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾, 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗐

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⸼ ۫ ︎︎⊹ ! 🪡︎ Pile 1 ꒱

"Send my love to your new lover, treat her better. We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts. We both know we ain't kids no more."

"I saw the signs and I ignored it, rose-coloured glasses all distorted. Set fire to my purpose and I let it burn. You got off on hurting when it wasn't yours. We'd always go into it blindly, I needed to lose you to find me. This dancing was killing me softly. I needed to hate you to love me."

Someone/many different people who you were strongly committed to you seem to have done you dirty. At that time, you were the greenest green flag, you were dependable and wanted to come off as someone like that as well. You were grounded, you were humble and in your 'treat people well' era. You felt like everything was fine until it wasn't anymore. People around you started acting shady, you picked up on the negative vibes or out of the blue, you found out about something that someone close to you did or said behind your back. For some of you, there seems to have been a boy or man involved, it could not be connected to the first scenario at all but for most of you, there seems to be an energy of people leaving one after another, something like your friends backstab you then you find out about your boyfriend cheating and even your guy friend chooses to say hurtful things just for the purpose of tearing you down. If the boy situation does resonate, you realised that they were with you for their own selfish reasons. You felt like they manipulated you for their own personal gain. This guy could've kept you a secret from others. For a while, you continued lying to yourself about this situation due to the affection or attachment that you felt towards them. You were trying your best to believe that something when it was just not the truth. Regardless of which one of the scenarios resonate (for many of you, all of these will resonate), you felt betrayed and to be honest, you were in fact betrayed. When this event happened, you felt the need to be realistic and practical, you knew that you deserved something mutual but maybe due to love, it took a while for you to walk away. Walking away seemed to be something that you did only after you were completely drained out. You were still bonding with other people, maybe you were exposed to others after this event happened so you had no choice. Even though, you seemed to be having good platonic relationships, they felt shallow to you or they made you happy but you weren't able to talk about you deepest emotions to anyone. You were breaking down on the inside but due to your public or social image, no one seemed to see it. It was a time for you to receive healing, you weren't doing well emotionally. A lot of chaotic events happened in your life one after the other but at that point, you were just resting. These people and situations broke you down to the point, you lost your self esteem.

You needed support and help at that time but you were not getting it, I feel like you were not even trying to talk to anyone about your emotions to be honest. It was difficult for you to think clearly. Your judgement was very blurry. Regardless of how painful it must've felt, if you look back, you'll notice that you've released so many negative thoughts, habits, feelings and just way of being. Negative feelings coming up, everything falling apart was just for things to get better. I'm getting that these were negative cycles and connections disguised as positive ones so you didn't understand how you didn't see it earlier. You might have noticed red flags but because they acted alright after that, you didn't think that it was important to walk away. You were confused about a lot of things. You were stuck in that toxic cycle for so long and realised just how much control it had over you. You felt the need to take responsibility for things that weren't even your fault. In the thick of healing, you thought that you deserved all the bad things that they were doing and saying to you. You thought that these people genuinely had good intentions towards you and were 'your people'. I'm getting multiple people here but there's a chance that it was either just your friends or your love interest. Even if it wasn't a love interest, a guy could've been involved. You sometimes wonder how you didn't notice the huge red flags earlier and were naive enough to believe that those people had loving intentions for you. You could've been really nice to most if not all of these people so you were just like, "why? I was nothing but nice to them". There seems to have been some (a lot tbh) confusion in such aspects. This is confusing but I'm getting best friends who turned against you after a mistake you made but you found out that they didn't like you all along or if a guy was the main problem here, it could be a best friend or a boyfriend/situationship who broke you down until you had to leave them. For most of you, it is both. The closure is that this person thought that they had a certain control over you so when they realised that that was not the case, they got over dominating. In the case of friends, they found a reason to finally bully you so they took it. These people were all really dishonest and are the kind of people who are not willing to change their ways. They were angry at you but it was not because of what you did, for the guy it was because they had frustrations in their own life and for the friends, it was because they 'thought' that you thought that you were better than them.

There was a lot of chaos, what they forgot is that you're a very strong character, you might have bended to meet their needs and match their personalities but it didn't mean that you lost your strength as a person. You adored them so you acted softer, they took it as a weakness. They were all being really selfish. It makes a lot of sense if it was a group of people, they were abusing their power to take advantage of you. For some of you, when you weren't letting them take advantage of you, they started acting all passive-aggressive, outright aggressive or angry. You were giving too much without expecting much, please remember that it's important to have standards. I think that you've learnt your lesson now though. You probably had spiteful arguments and they were not thinking before speaking. It's not alright, they disrespected you. Don't forget the things that they said to you, forgive them but don't let them anywhere near you, though it's your own decision. They made reckless mistakes in the heat of the moment not caring about your emotions at all. They're all people who cannot hold themselves accountable, they did not have your best interests at heart. The things that they said and did were to simply tear you down, it barely had anything to do with the mistakes you made but more about things that were in they own heads. "You think that you're the center everywhere" or "you're all that", things that are just their own insecurities. They were in fact very selfish, I'll give you an example, supposing you broke the girl code, the whole group turned against you but because you broke the girl code but because they all had their own personal grudges against you. Move on, they're not worth it. God/universe/whoever you believe in had to take you away from them because you were just better than them. I don't think that anyone is better than anyone but you were mature in many more aspects as opposed to them. You were trying to make things right and solve the matter at hand but they were just pushing their insecurities and grudges onto you. Your life has definitely gotten better in atleast two ways after these people left your life. Your closure = the disrespect.

⸼ ۫ ︎︎⊹ ! 🪡︎ Pile 2 ꒱

"Take my hand and hold on, tell me everything that you need to say. Cause I know how it feels to be someone, feels to be someone who loses their way."

"And I got a boyfriend, he's older than us, he's in the club doing I don't know what, you're so cool, it makes me hate you so much."

A crush that got nowhere? A 'friend' who's not just a friend? If someone came into your mind, this is your pile. This is tricky though, some of you could have come here thinking about a situationship or relationship break up that was really messy, you met someone after that though, didn't you? The person who you were in a situationship or relationship didn't care about you enough, they were unintentionally using you but it wasn't entirely 'unintentional', they knew that it could hurt you, you gave a lot to this person/situation so you were scorned but that's the happy ending, if you stuck around longer, things would've been worse. Your happy ending in this situation is to tap into your potential, make the most out of it, become more confident and to start a new cycle. For the ones, who met someone else after this situationship/relationship, you were in a state of anguish when you met this person. The situationship/relationship had left you completely drained out. I'll describe the person that you met after that in order to help you confirm. This person has a mind of their own, they are quite different from most people that you've met. They seem so free to you. They helped you change direction and made you feel more confident. They also seem to be a very confident person. They gifted you with a new perspective. The entire situation was very thrilling to you. You had a lot of fun with them and even they seemed to have fun with you. There were times when they seemed really enthusiastic around you. They're also someone who stands strong and has a lot of courage according to you. They're just so different (in the best way) according to you. You are confused because they were really generous with you. You might have gotten a little bit vulnerable around them too. There seems to be a level of connectivity (almost telepathic) between the both of you. They were quite receptive and talkative with you, the both of you were to a certain extent.

That was the dynamic so you don't understand how and why everything just ended. You feel like the both of you were quite observant when it comes to other. I feel like you're like "I just don't get it", I'm getting a little bit of disappointment. You wonder if you read in between the lines for things that don't even exist. You thought that they were curious about you too. Maybe also because of the past relationship/situationship, you started become a bit more rational and this just added onto that. You had really interesting conversations and felt connected to them, you felt a chemistry and connection. You felt like you had to kind of move away from your fairytale romance. 'Fairytale romance' that's how you looked at it. They did come into your life at a time like that so I get it. The ending between the both of you makes you question everything. The closure here is that you're still single, you're free to do whatever you desire. They came into your life as a catalyst of growth, to help you start a new journey. Their intentions towards you were not bad, they gave you a lot of hope for the future, they made you happy. They helped you prepare for a new journey, for most of you, you won't ever end up with this person but regardless of whether you do or not, you'll be fine. They reminded you of the life and love that you desire and deserve. They made it easier for you to let go of your former situationship/relationship. Even this situation, you should let it go. You should accept everything that has happened, forgive them if you do have any resentment against them and focus solely on yourself. You helped them release negative thoughts, feelings and patterns. Their deepest fears resurfaced when they met you and even they themself were healing. Something being fleeting or temporary does not make it insignificant, take care loves. If it wasn't for them, there's a high likelihood of you going back to past toxic people.

⸼ ۫ ︎︎⊹ ! 🪡︎ Pile 3 ꒱

"Why would you speak to me that way? Especially when I always said that I haven't got the words for you. All your diction dripping with disdain, I always tell the truth."

"I've never known someone like you, tangled in love, stuck by you, from the glue. Don't forget to kiss me or else you'll have to kiss me. I guess I'm forever stuck by the glue, oh and you?"

"Never thought I'd find you but you're here, and so I love you. I'm not lying when I say I've been stuck by the glue onto you."

Who cheated on you? If it was not cheating, it was still something that caused you to feel betrayed. Majority of you have mommy issues, some of you are here with her on your mind while the rest of you are here thinking about someone who is like your mother if you carefully think about it. You got manipulated. This person was out of control with their actions and words when it came to you. They were mean too. You really neglected yourself because of this person. They left you worrying quite a lot. This is giving me similar vibes to narcissistic abuse. You gave too much of yourself to this person :(. You pretty much treated this person like your family oh my god. You were clinging onto them. You were not willing to walk away and move on from this person until things got too much to bear, this person was stripped away from your life not gonna lie. With this person, you had really low self esteem. There were often times when you had to watch what you said just so you don't end up triggering this person because they used to say things to tear you down. They were not willing to communicate and they acted like you were trying to pick up fights. They made you feel a lot of guilt when it wasn't even your fault. You had to fake happiness with that person because everything was always about them, they might have underestimated you or belittled your emotions but you noticed it only after you left the situation and realised that they never cared about you. You started becoming really confident after you let go of them and it caused you a to be a little bit confused because of it. You realised that all of you needed was a leap of faith. They were definitely holding your potential down. You started feeling liberated and free, a very new and sort of uncomfortable feeling for you. They made you feel really humiliated in one way or another.

They were so conceited and honestly a piece of shit, you were just like "I was such a fool, how did I not see it earlier?" Plus the thing is that you were aware of such aspects existing within them, you just didn't know that they were so extreme. You also didn't understand how they could do that to you when you had nothing but pure intentions towards them. Your closure is that they're actually high drama. You were taking too many of their demands and being pressured when they didn't deserve any of it. I don't like to say things like this but you were too good for them, no matter how great they'd become or what they would do, they will never amount to you. Also, no matter how much harder you would've loved them, it wouldn't make them treat you better, I'm glad that you walked away. If you're having second thoughts about it, remember the disrespect, don't forget how much they hurt you. They're just a selfish piece of shit who never deserved you. Also, you were never compatible, you had interesting conversations because you're an interesting person, you had fun with them because you were a fun person, the connection lasted as long as it did only because of your tolerance. Your closure is that you know the right answer from within was to walk away. You were supposed to start seeing things from a different and clearer perspective. You were supposed to learn your boundaries now. It was important for you to find new purposes or realign with your purpose that you might have abandoned for other people. Your direction is supposed to be different from this person's and set there. You're supposed to be the one that got away and stayed away. You felt like you were stuck by a glue onto them because of the attachment that you had with them. It might have been difficult for you to leave this person earlier due to guilt, attachment or just loneliness, you might have been worried about them though.

#intuitive readings #astro notes #pick a card #pick a deck #pick a photo #astrology #astrovations #pick a picture #pick a gif #astro observations

[svnflowermoon]

luc's 1.5k follower celebration!!

my intro post

ok hi hello!! to begin with, wow. this is insane and honestly kind of terrifying. what do you mean 1500 people follow me?? that's like, if i was best friends with half of my school. so yeah, this is insane, thank you all so much. you all mean the world to me and you're all absolutely amazing <33

the good witch - give me a song and i'll give my opinion

style - i design you an outfit using pinterest

waiting room - i design you a room using pinterest

mona lisa - i draw a sketch of your choice

lacy - i make a moodboard of your choice (if not specified it will be of your blog)

nothing else i could do - i give you an artist, album, and song that makes me think of you

hope ur ok - tell me your situation and i'll give you advice (i am a certified (specifically romantic) advice giver come to me w your problems)

astronomy - i give you a list of things that remind me of you

how do i lose you? - give me a prompt and a ship from one of my fandoms and i'll write a oneshot based off it

this is on you - give me a ship/character/lyric/prompt and i'll make you a playlist based off it

swinging at the stars - i make you a theme (please specify who you want the icon to be)

best friend - cym, give me a theme and i'll cast my mutuals

called you again - i plan you a first date that fits your vibe

everything to everyone - i give you a romance trope and a list of relationship things that suits your vibe

wishful thinking - (mutuals only) i tell you the plan of a dream holiday i would go on with you

emails i can't send - (mutuals only) i write you a letter

rules:

followers/mutuals only!!

send requests by asks

maximum of two requests per ask

no maximum request per person, request all of them if you want

this event ends some time in february because that's when i start school again

#luc posts #luc's 1.5k celebration #not tagging people bc i have too many mutuals for that 😭 #intro post / navigation #find my intro post on the previous tag

[roxannepolice]

Thinking of the formally married vibe with thoschei and Magician's Apprentice, bc... OK I get it, Moffat wanted to tiptoe around romantic thoschei having Missy specifically insist she and the Doctor are above such things thanks this asexual is not happy with the choice of words and to "consider friendship", but. Are we really supposed to accept that a strict weberian ideal 19th century German post office bureaucracy that is Gallifreyan culture would rely on something as quintessentially informal as friendship? Like, I'm absolutely not devaluating this wonderful kind of bond, but the informality is one of its defining elements! You don't sign anything, you aren't registered as anyone's best friend in any book! Or is TL telepathy just that good that it scans a soon-to-die Time Lord's psyche and makes an interpersonal sentiment graph to determine who to send the confession dial too????

Also please consider Donna finding this weird metal disk and after a moment of tense music uses it as a fruit plate for 15 years.

Now, marriage on the other hand. It's strictly equated with romance now (which is great the fact that mutual feelings are the main reason to choose a life partner is wonderful), but it is essentially a legal contract! It stands in all of your documents, every administration official has access to knowledge of it and there are witnesses to testify it took place. It gives people specific rights and obligations towards each other many of which have nothing to do with romance, sex, or children. You may maintain only cordial long-distance relationship with your spouse but so long as you aren't legally divorced this is still the person you entrust with your body and estate in the case of sudden death without will.

What I'm rambling is, for all the wording in TMA, confession dial being sent to Missy makes infinitely more sense if the Doctor and the Master are married.

And I'm still chewing on my pet torture device of Ten spending YTNW looking at the man tormenting him and and a whole planet but really only thinking of hoe he has a legally binding claim on him that he badly wants to restake.

#thoschei #doctor x master #best enemies #twissy #tensimm

[thinkingofausername]

Pairing BG3 companions

I made every possible pairing and how I think they would look.

(this is just my opinion and i'm still fairly new to bg3 and i have yet to thoroughly meet the characters so there's probably inaccuracies but this is all in good fun)

Astarion:

+Shadowheart = banter, sassiness, sexiness, BIG issues with opening up, enemies to lovers trope

+Gale = canonically compete and have a hilarious grudge against each other, also canonically hilarious when irritated, beneath the comedic duo is a gorgeous romance (neither experienced genuine love, just use and abuse), canonically both are devoted lovers

+Karlach = beautiful gorgeous precious, she would adore and protect him and he could never hurt her, perhaps better as platonic but either way very nice

+Wyll = definitely Astarion teasing Wyll for being a "noble fairytale prince", perhaps stemming from Astarion's grudge about never being saved and then ironically being with a savior, Wyll would be very patient and kind and it would piss Astarion off before he had a breakdown about it

+Lae'zel = possibly the toughest combo, Astarion might like her spiciness but i'm honestly not sure what would get her to warm up to him, they're both survivors tough, under Astarion's prissiness is someone who's gone through many hardships and so has Lae'zel so trauma bonding might be possible, they could also bond about their regrets about hurting people in the past, i could see some mutual respect there some day

Shadowheart:

+Gale = don't know how to explain but this just makes sense, they would look like an obvious couple, definitely bonding about being devoted to people who never deserved their loyalty, they'd also hilariously sass at people

+Karlach = beautiful gorgeous yes, sexy girl power and all but jokes aside very precious, i mean we do remember Shadowheart's first comment towards Karlach right?, Shadowheart would definitely be receiving princess treatment

+Wyll = gorgeous couple, i can see Shadow snarking at people and Wyll sending apologetic looks but she would be very soft with him in private, he would definitely have her guard down and cherish her

+Lae'zel = no idea how to explain but Katara and Toph vibes??, the tough girl and the princess, they've got guts the both of them, they'd be badass, just two hot girlfriends judging everyone

Gale:

+Karlach = precioussssssss, they'd be so good to each other, they're both such good companions and lovers, they'd protect and cherish each other very much

+Wyll = Wyll's duty and fairness and Gale's devotion? their full devotion to their lovers? their hearts entirely in the romance? yeah i could see them being sickeningly sweet husbands

+Lae'zel = see this i think would be pretty iconic, the loving wizard and his warrior wife, he'd be so nice to her and she could heal and learn so much

Karlach:

+Wyll = oh we knowwwwww this is top tier, the prince of the group and the most precious woman on earth, obviously perfect for each other

+Lae'zel = Karlach would hug and tease the hell out of her and she would grumble so much, they'd be pretty cool and sweet at the same time

Wyll:

+ Lae'zel = yes, yes this could work, kind of similar to Gale and Lae'zel in the sense that Wyll would be very kind to her and she'd be baffled and caught off guard, i can see her changing a lot as the relationship goes on, she'd probably eventually be a bit softer and nicer, maybe a little less murdery, but obviously still cool

#bg3 #shipping #romance #astarion #shadowheart #gale dekarios #karlach #wyll #lae'zel #hcs #tropes #fluff

[howlsmovinglibrary]

Could I trouble you for a book recommendation? As someone who usually pretty exclusively reads fanfiction or nonfiction, I’ve never been good at finding good fiction and you always seem like you have interesting reads!

hey anon!

if you have anything specific you're looking for, genre-wise/dynamic-wise/tone-wise etc., please feel free to send another ask! :)

for now, I've gone with a list of books that I all rated five stars when I read them, that remind me of fanfiction (or at least, the things *I* like in fanfiction!)

Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett This is a fantasy novel with an academic rivals-to-lovers romance in it, focusing on an academic trying to document fairy activity in Iceland (in a world where faeires are real). The way the romance is written reminds me of my favourite fanfic dynamics (mutual pining high Charisma x high Intelligence, my beloved), but the plot of this novel is also really fucking stellar and it holds it's own not as a romance book.

Uprooted by Naomi Novik if you've read anything by astolat on AO3, then you've read Naomi Novik lol :')))) i prefer novik's fic, but Uprooted is one of my favourite novels. This is like, sorcerer x wizard, but again I feel like while the romance has fic qualities the plot of this novel really holds up (no one I know has been able to put it down for the last 100 pages. You then read the last 100 pages so fucking fast that you don't remember anything that happened.)

In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan Sarah Rees Brennan writes with that humorous-but-serious style that I like in fanfic - like, the emotional moments hit so hard, but the rest is a wee bit silly and the jokes always land. This is a coming of age novel about a human guy who goes to portal-quest magic school, but basically tries to implement diplomatic/bureaucratic solutions to problems. The main character is a sarcastic bisexual after my own heart.

The Cruel Prince by Holly Black This is the vibe most enemies-to-lovers fics wished they had, to be honest. This book is very easy to read, but the relationship between the two leads is Very Good. It tails off in the third book (still sad about this, to this day), but the 'let's be worse together' dynamic really had me by the throat for a while! Jude is an adopted human girl living in Faerie, ruthlessly intelligent and desperate to keep herself and her family safe, trying to find ways to survive in a place where she is constantly under threat. Cardan is an asshole. But he's about to be humbled like you'll never fucking believe.

The Unspoken Name by AK Larkwood The Serpent Gates duology is the book series I've read most recently that gave me the serotonin hit of a solidly good fanfic. The author has this perfect balance of humour and solid, heartrending character work. Csorwe is a girl who has been selected to be the Sacrificial Bride to a god called the Unspoken One, but at the last minute is saved by a wizard who offers to take her away from her death and give her a new life.

#asks #bookish posts #book recs #these are all really fucking solid books I'll be surprised if you don't like at least one of them!

[bowsellie]

better than revenge - pt 2

fic warnings: cheating, angst, love triangle. abby x reader, reader x ellie, abby x ellie kind of. MDNI, smut

part 1 part 3

warnings: not proof read! ellie x reader, smut without feelings, kind of toxic!reader, manipulatey!reader, SMUT, MDNI. oral (r! receiving), face fucking (e! receiving), praise, pet names.

The rest of the night was spent internet sleuthing. Going through the girls Abby followed named Ellie--of which there were three--and finding the only one with a pride flag in her bio. Requesting to follow and scrolling through her posts to confirm that she was exactly Abby's type. Liking a few of her recent posts to show her you've been looking, then going through your mutual friends to figure out your common link.

After some time gathering information, you decided to send her a message.

hey, idk if you know me but we have a couple friends in common. I can't believe we've never met, you seem so cool!

Shortly, a response came.

oh, hey! yeah I've seen you around but never had the chance to introduce myself haha. well, I'm ellie (obviously).

You let yourself fall into the comfortable lull of flirting with Ellie. Complimenting her appearance, her vibe. Mentioning your queerness. Bringing up the potential to meet up in person. Everything that had worked on Abby seemed to be working on Ellie.

oh, are you still dating that abby girl?

Shit.

oh, her. idk honestly haha. we're on a break or something, but I don't think we'll get back together. I kind of have my eye on someone else.

who?

You looked at her message, considering for a moment before the three dots on Ellie's side popped up again.

do I know them at least? I won't say anything if I do--swear.

how about we go out to coffee and I can tell you then?

Nervousness and excitement danced in your gut as you watched for her response. When the little "yes" appeared, you smiled to yourself and began to make plans to see Ellie.

---💗💗💗---

"You're so pretty, baby."

Ellie's mouth was against your ear, breathing hot and humid as you whimpered. Her knee grinding against your cunt, pressing into the seam of your jeans and expertly growing a pressure there that you knew would pay off sweetly.

Her soft mouth moved to kiss your face all over. Cheeks, brows, lips, as she whispered praises in between. "Prettiest girl I've ever seen. So perfect. I bet you're so sweet." At this suggestion, your hips bucked upwards and elicited a louder groan out of your mouth. "You want me to taste you, sweet girl?"

You nodded quickly, somewhat dazed already. Sex with Abby hadn't felt this good since the very beginning of your relationship, when sparks were still flying and the fire in your bellies was bright. Before the domesticity, and the comfort, and...

You should probably stop thinking about your girlfriend while fucking another girl.

Tuning back in, you noticed that Ellie had pulled your jeans and panties down in one swipe and was resting her cheek on your thigh, looking up at you with hungry eyes. Making eye contact, she leaned forward slowly until her warm mouth attached itself to your cunt. You closed your eyes as you moaned, immediately overwhelmed by how warm and wet and good it felt to have Ellie's tongue playing through your folds. She teased at your clit before moving back down and giving long licks to your pussy, listening attentively to what made you pant and groan and squirm underneath her. She focused more and more attention on your pulsing clit, sucking it between her teeth harshly and applying pressure that made your back arch and thighs clasp around her head. Your hands took two chunks of her hair and began to pull her closer to you, pushing your hips against her mouth as she sucked and lick at your clit. Tensing up and practically shouting her name, you came messily over her mouth.

Ellie leaned away and looked up at you with a grin, wiping her mouth on her hand. "You are sweet." She leaned forward over your body to kiss you sloppily, the tangy taste of pussy on your tongue.

“Ellie,” you whined. “I wanna taste you.”

“Want me to fuck your face, pretty girl?” You nodded enthusiastically, reaching to pull her close to you. Ellie discarded her jeans, moving to position herself above your face. She held you by your hair and lowered her wet cunt over your mouth, holding you still as she ground over your extended tongue.

The girl above you was a grunter. Between praises of how good you were doing, she was breathing out carnal pants and groans that grew louder when she began to increase the pressure. Your jaw was sore, but you knew Ellie was close as your teeth bumped against her clit one, two, three times. As her rhythm stuttered and the grip on your hair loosened, Ellie’s thighs squeezed tight around your head as she came right on your tongue. Your tastes blended into something strong that stayed on your tongue as Ellie climbed off your face, kissing your hair and heading towards the bathroom to grab a washcloth and clean you off.

Wiping down your legs and chin, you sat up and began retrieving your discarded clothes. Ellie sat on the edge of the bed, shy in a contrast to her precious persona. “Have somewhere to be?” she asked. She placed her weight on one hand behind her in an attempt to look casual, but a crease sat between her eyebrows.

“Yeah, it’s late and I have to get home. This was great though. I want to see you again.” Your words came out rushed, and you glanced up at Ellie.

“Yeah, let’s do this again. Should I, I don’t know, walk you home or something?”

You shook your head, already halfway out the door. “No no no, don’t worry about that.”

Suddenly, your plan was getting risky. Yes, you wanted Abby to find out and be jealous. But how were you planning to tell her? How would she actually react? The foundation began to crumble and you bit the bottom of your lip raw on the way home.

#ellie williams #ellie x reader #abby anderson #ellie smut #ellie tlou #ellie williams smut

[delphi-dreamin]

Dirty Talk

A bedtime phone call goes a bit sideways...

Relationship: Dabi/Touya x Delphi

Word Count: 863

Warnings: Phone sex; mentions of: face fucking, hair pulling, biting, piv, and creampies~

Notes: This ficlet came about directly in response to some lovely mutuals tagging me in a post by the amazingly talented @/itsmattibad. Y'all know me too well. Please keep up the good work.

The room is cool, dark, and quiet when she finally slips under the covers and shimmies her panties down around her thighs. She slides her hands down her torso, letting herself shiver with anticipation as she grazes her nails lightly over her hardening nipples, her stomach, and finally through the coarse curls between her legs. In her mind she holds a singular image: Coarse white hairs trailing down a muscular torso, ending in a thick patch around a hard and leaking—

Her phone buzzing on her nightstand breaks her concentration, and she sighs in frustration as she reaches for it. She doesn’t bother checking who the call is from before answering, her eyes squeezed shut and her jaw clenched.

“Hello?” she huffs.

“I’ve been thinkin’ about you,” a rough, gravelly voice breathes on the other end of the line. It makes her stomach flip and her heart skip a beat.

“Touya?” she breathes, her hand snaking its way back down her body.

“Tell me you've been thinkin’ about me,” he groans low.

“I have been,” she replies, warmth blooming within her at the admission. “God, I can't stop thinking about you.”

There’s a pleased hum through her phone’s speaker that sends her fingers diving between her damp folds to stroke herself. The sigh she lets out at the contact is little more than a breath puffed out from between her lips, but it makes him groan all the same.

“What are you doing right now?” she asks, barely above a breathy whisper.

He chuckles, “I’m in bed. Wishin’ you were here.”

“Why’s that?” Playing coy almost never works, but she tries it anyway, smiling to herself.

“Damn, babe. I gotta have a reason to want you around?”

“No,” she admits, still smiling. “But you have one, don’t you? Maybe you were thinking about how much you wish you could sink into my warm, wet pussy?”

His hiss on the other end of the line tells her that’s exactly what he was thinking about. She huffs out a laugh, a thrill running through her at the thought of him thinking about her the same way she was thinking about him at the same time. She feels her pulse quicken at the thought, heat flooding her cheeks and pooling in her lower abdomen.

“Fuck, baby,” he groans, and she can hear his voice break. “I love it when you talk dirty.”

“Yeah?” she hums, reaching over to her nightstand to grab the little blue vibe from her drawer. “You like when I tell you that I was getting ready to touch myself to the thought of sucking your dick? How I wanna run my nose through those gorgeous white pubes until I’m drooling and then swallow you down to the base?”

“Yeah, baby girl,” he breathes. She can hear the low creak of his bed in the background of the call and smiles to herself. She can picture him in bed, clear as day, his thick cock fisted in one hand and the other gripping his snowy white locks. She’s sure he’s got one leg splayed open, knee bent. Maybe it’s resting against the wall beside him. Or maybe he’s got it laid down on the bed, his back arched as he strokes himself.

She nestles the buzzing toy between her legs, letting out a soft breath as she finds the spot that makes her see stars.

“I want you to hold me by my hair while you fuck my throat, make me choke on it. I want you to hold me down until I’m gagging and gasping for air, and then, after you’ve let me take a breath, I want you to force me back down again.”

There’s a knot forming in her stomach, tightening with every soft groan and every quiet slap of skin she hears from Touya’s end of the line. His pace is becoming erratic, and she does up her own to match.

“And when you've almost had enough, I want you to pull me up into your lap and make me ride you until we're both spent. I wanna feel your thick cock twitching inside me and I want you to fill me to bursting with your hot cum. I want you to sink your teeth into my shoulder and your nails into my ass and make me scream your name while I squeeze every last drop of cum from your—”

“Fuck, Delphi!” she hears him growl.

Her name rolling off his tongue as he coats his own stomach in cum makes something snap within her, and she’s rolling her hips as her walls clench around nothing. She rides out her orgasm until the suction from her vibrator begins to hurt and then she shuts it off, tossing it to the side and letting herself go limp. She hears nothing but heavy panting from her phone for so long that she’s afraid he’s fallen asleep. But finally she hears him groan.

“I'm coming over right now,” he grunts, and she can hear the rattle of his belt buckle behind his words. “I need put that mouth of yours to better use.”

She giggles almost drunkenly, “I’ll see you soon.”

Taglist: @sassykattery @biteable-pink-pixie @sparkbeast20 @kyungjoon-do @yourboysdemonsafterdark @attic-club-sandwich @rensphilia @consolationblog @syren201 @flemmingbamse

@honeylavendr @eussstasss , my loves, this is almost entirely y'all's fault. 💖

And I believe that the MDNI banner is by @/cafe-kitsune

#bnha dabi #dabi #touya todoroki #bnha #bnha x oc #mc!delphi #dabi smut #delphi writes

[yorsgirl]

I just read through both chapters of your Gojo fic and I’m OBSESSED! So many thoughts right now, you’re so talented 😭

Y/N has given us a bit of insight as to why she dislikes Kazumi and I can honestly say that IF what she’s telling us is true (since we’re really only getting her perspective) then I don’t blame her for her feelings. Your rich friend that can accomplish anything they want because they were born into wealth constantly reminding you that YOU can’t always get what you want? Nah, I wouldn’t let a friend shit on my hopes and dreams whenever I spoke of them. Then continuing to call someone a nickname they’ve clearly said they didn’t like is also pretty disrespectful too, I wonder if there’s any more though because… Y/N GIRLIE why not just stop being friends with her if you didn’t like her 😭 she’s been inconsiderate of your feelings enough for you to just drop her but… None of this is an excuse to have an affair with the man your “best friend” loves though like??

I wonder if Y/N has actually developed feelings for Satoru. I’m sure their affair has started out of mutual attraction and revenge on Y/N’s part, but given her reaction when Satoru promptly reminded her of her place of not being on Kazumi’s level (which I wonder if he’s said because he most likely knows she’s insecure about it) then she might have without realizing it.

There’s so many questions racking through my brain, has Kazumi really not suspected a thing even through their blatant flirting in front of her on their first meeting? Why did Y/N stick with someone she clearly can’t stand? Is there more to Y/N and Kazumi’s relationship that we have yet to see or is Y/N just that awful of a person to Kazumi? As of right now my mind is just racing!

I can’t wait to see the aftermath of this situation, Y/N babe let’s get some therapy maybe 😌 Kazumi, I’m so sorry you were betrayed by the two people you probably loved most omg 😭 Satoru, you can go to hell (need you so bad tbh)

THANK YOU FOR THE CHAPTER and I’m so sorry for the essay message 😭 looking forward to part three! Have a good one ❤️

First, I just want to say THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING ME THIS AND READING MY WORK!! ❤️ ✨️ and your character study is awesome dearie!!

Secondly, I love how you left messages for everyone, here's there answers for you:

Y/N: I am sure I can use a bit of therapy after all that, thank you.

Kazumi: I still can't... it's so hard to even believe but... I guess, I knew bits and pieces about it... Still it doesn't help but thank you for your concern.

Satoru: Would you accompany me on the road to hell, m'lady? *winks*

Now, to answer your questions, I won't answer about Kazumi and y/n's relationship and why didn't Kazumi suspect much cause anything it'll spoil the next part.

As for, why Y/N didn't leave Kazumi:

Its kind of an attachment issues. I have incorporated this trait in y/n recalling my behaviour with some of my former(toxic) friends. Idk if anyone relates with it or not but in this issue, you can't just let go of people who have done wrong to you.

There's a tendency to just stay with them even though you absolutely hate them. But the reason for the stay is because you want to witness and revel whenever the other person's suffering. And as we saw, y/n is a two-faced bitch – she'd provide fake support while laughing internally.

But this attachment issue also makes her suffer as she is not really "leaving" even though she might say that she doesn't care for Kazumi, she is actively present in her life and in a way does care (for her suffering). It is making her suffer too which kind of gives the feel of an internal masochism.

This brings me to my second answer:

I guess I have mentioned it that y/n does harbour feelings for Satoru even though she knows he is an asshole. And yes, the affair was mainly a revenge but then think about it, you are actively flirting, sleeping, meeting someone but all in secret. It gives you the - Us against the world vibe which is thrilling in itself and you don't know when you overstep the threshold of love even after knowing that your partner is a Dick.

Y/n knows that her feelings can be one sided and its causing her to suffer (internal masochism), still she can't stop this affair (attachment issues at play again).

That's just it!! And thank you for reading and writing to me. It really means a lot !! 💗 😭

#a!answers #lmao i just outed myself as the toxic person too

[maraschino-cherries]

tag people you want to get to know better

I was tagged by @squishmelo

last song: Vore by Sleep Token

currently watching: Just finished season one of True Detective and now I'm watching season five of What We Do in the Shadows. A lot of other shows I've started and need to finish but the planets need to be aligned perfectly and the vibes have to be right etc.

three ships: Picking at random. If I post this and remember three I like more I'll be so mad. Hannibal and Will from Hannibal. Nadja and Laszlo from What We Do in the Shadows. Mr. White and Mr. Orange from Reservoir Dogs. I don't have to elaborate on any of these real ones know.

favorite color: No favorite. I usually shift between black, green, red, blue, and purple. I can't remember what I said was my favorite color last time because it changes so much.

currently consuming: A burrito and a coke.

first ship: I can't remember that and I don't want to guess because I've been getting less deranged with age. Anything baby me shipped was probably more fucked up than anything I said above. 😭

place of birth: United States of America

current location: See above

relationship status: Single.

last movie: Nimona when it was free on youtube. I liked the comic and I liked the movie if anyone wanted to know.

currently working on: I am trying to work on less doom scrolling and working on more creative project especially ones that get me offline.

Thanks for tagging me squishmelo! You have really good taste. I'm glad to see another person who has love for No. 6.

I'm tagging: @werewolfmack @divineblep @touchastar @abuzd @sylviethewizard @thickbanshee @punkpillywiggin @nihilist-crane @starlit-meloncholia @ezzakennebba

As always you guys do not have to feel pressured to do this. ALL mutuals are invited by the way. I tried not to tag people who told me last time they don't like these but I couldn't remember who that was. If I tagged you and you didn't want to be tagged or if I didn't tag you and you wanted to be tagged please DM me or send an ask so we can set up a time and place to meet at your earliest convenience where you can bludgeon me to death with a big rock. 😔

#tag games #about me

[polyamorouspunk]

So I (24, nonbinary) have been casually seeing this guy (38) that I've know for quite some time; I lost my virginity to him and it was fun and easy and honestly things had been great.

And then I was a little bit too high and confessed that I love him and he was super sweet in the moment and just held me and told me he's not comfortable saying the same because he's not sure

That was a couple weeks ago, the last time I spent the weekend. A few days ago I asked if he wanted to hang out again soon, but he didn't respond until today. He had a lot going on and also had to put his thoughts in coherent order, which I can respect. But reading his texts this morning has fucked up my whole day.

He's been really gentle in trying to let me down easy, I know he's still fucked up over his last relationship, and he's got two kids (both under 16) to think about; not to mention that I know he's worried about the age gap (he mentioned that I have so many possibilities ahead of me and I wanted to throw my phone).

I've got issues so I'm taking it really hard. Like this is definitely something I expected and yet I'm still super hurt. I don't really have anyone I'm comfortable talking about this with, and I'm sorry for dumping it all on you but I saw your little sleepover post and I could honestly use a hug and some positive vibes right now.

Okay okay okay so I know you know this is a LOT to unpack.

Mkay so I am 24 also (hi) some form of not cis (hi) and do have a crush on someone a fair bit older than me (33, not 38 though).

I love the idea of being with older men. The last guy I was seeing was 2 years older than me so like 26 now. Loved it. Love when older guys are interested in me. He was also going through a divorce and his son had just been born. It was a lot. I liveblogged the whole thing on here.

Dating older men comes with issues like that. And I have bpd so as soon as I FP someone yeah I’m instantly in love with them.

Dating older men can be hard when they say things about your future and shit like that- and I GET it, like it IS good advice even if you don’t want to hear it. I mean, when WE were under 16 how many people gave US good advice we didn’t want to hear at the time.

It sucks when you fuck up a good thing you had by confessing that you’re in love with someone who is not mutually in love with you. It reeeeally fucking sucks. Because either you hold that inside of you and you push it down and push it down and push it down, or you finally release it, let it go, and it fucks everything up.

There is no reason for you not to be hurt/upset about it even if you did expect it. Grieve. Let yourself grieve. Come into my inbox and dump all of this on me. Let people around you help you heal. Let me send you some love. I am holding your hand. I am telling you to some degree I have been there. To some degree I am there. And I know it gets better. Some day you’ll be like me, and you’ll be driving to work, and you’ll put on a new Fall Out Boy album that just came out, and you’ll cry, and you’ll realize through all the bad things, through all the shit and the hurt, this is why you stayed alive. You lived to be 23 so that you can hear Fall Out Boy put out new music.

And then you’ll be 24 and you’ll meet someone and they’ll change your world. And you think about how amazing it is that someone like this touched your life in some way, and that you can touch yours back. And you’ll meet up with old friends and make new ones.

And we’re so young, we’re SO young. It’s fucking wild to imagine this year (or next year) we’ll be half way to 50. That’s batshit insane. But like oh my god. The healing process that I’m going through is beautiful. Sure, there is a lot of stress. I’m failing the last class I need to graduate. My job stress is through the roof. I’m chronically ill. But outside of that I truly am continuing to live my best life every day.

I don’t know if you plan to try and keep on seeing him casually or if this really is the end for you. Either way this is just a bump in the road. 38 is so young too. We’re going to be okay. It’s a bad day. It’s gonna be a bad week. It might even be a bad month. Hell it might even be a bad year. But goddamn it if they don’t mean it when they say it’s not a bad life. It’s supposed to be almost 70 later today. I’m going to go work outside in the sun. My heartbreaks can’t stop me from creating art that I love. I saw a butterfly yesterday. Life is beautiful. Love is beautiful. Emotions are messy. They are disgusting. I hate them. But they’re poetic too.

Hell maybe this is all some Kumbaya bullshit I’m spouting. Idk. But I believe it. I really do. It takes work to believe in this shit. But it feels so much better when you do. Probably why cults work so well. Anyway!

It’s amazing that you got a chance to be with someone who is 38! I hope you look back on it fondly in a few years. And if you don’t then you’ll look back on yourself with kind eyes and think that at least in that moment you were happy and felt like it was what was best for you.

#punk gets mail #long post #dreamer anon

[lcftyambiticns]

♔ ❛ ℐ serve no 𝐆𝐎𝐃 but that which stares back at me ——— in the 𝒎irror. ❜

𝑰nd. &. sel. 25+ 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐔𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄 roleplay blog for ℒORROAKAN ; self-appointed MASTER OF RAMAZITH'S TOWER &. GREAT ARCHMAGE of Baldur's Gate. TRIGGER WARNING for dark / adult content.

𝓱is ❛ amakiir ❜ : @shadovan

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HEADCANONS OPEN STARTERS MEME TAG STORIES: ✍︎ ℳEMORIES.

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒

I. GNEREAL I also write on Discord! Feel free to ask for it if we're mutuals c:

25+ ONLY. I'm turning 29 this year, and I'd like to write with people in my age range.

This is no space for OOC drama, IRL political discourse, people who can't differentiate fiction from reality and think it's okay to police adults on what to write on their blogs (go touch some grass). Hard-block. I will also opt for blocking instead of soft-blocking if our rules clash, if you have numerous triggers / DNIs, or to avoid misunderstandings. In most cases, it's nothing against you personally.

Yeah, so. This is a 25+ blog, run by a 25+ mun, and there will be adult content, including but not limited to: violence, abuse, gore, monsters, gaslighting, manipulation, canon-typical fantasy racism and overall offensive / problematic themes. Triggers won't always be tagged. If you're triggered by any of these, this blog isn't for you.

Communication is key!! You'd like to share an idea? Go right ahead. Don't like where the plot is going? Let me know. You want to scream about our muses? YES. Writing is so much more fun if the muns get along. I promise, I don't bite.

II. INTERACTION I'm selective and mutuals only. If I don't follow back, it's likely because you're not a BG3 / D&D related blog, I already have a lot of threads, too much formatting, or I feel our muses / writing styles don't mesh. Additionally, if your rules mention steering clear of the topics / triggers mentioned above, I won't follow. We don't have to write anything that makes you uncomfortable (!!!exclamation mark!!111!), but they might come up.

If I follow you, I want to interact! Don't be shy <3 I will also assume that if you follow me back, you're fine with me sending you memes / tagging you in starters / sliding into your IMs to plot.

MEMES. I'm a feral meme goblin. Please don't ever feel obligated to answer the 517 memes I've sent you (or any at all), and in return, feel free to bombard my inbox. Even if we already have 3,670 threads. Idc fam, send me more. We haven't interacted yet? Meme. I haven't answered your meme yet? My muse probably didn't vibe with it, send another. Send memes. I may not respond to all of them and not every meme will spark a new thread, but... send memes. If you want to turn a meme into a thread, DO IT. No need to ask.

I prefer to keep it simple when it comes to formatting. It looks cool, but reading paragraph after paragraph of double spaced text hurts my eyes.

I'm a big fan of making my muses suffer :D I love angst and exploring dark, gritty plots. If you have any triggers, let me know before jumping into a RP with me, aka the angst queen, so we're all on the same page.

My ADHD often influences my activity. Sometimes I'll reply super fast, sometimes it takes me ages, and sometimes I can only focus on specific threads / muses.

III. DUH Mun =/= Muse, I obviously don't condone any of Lorroakan's bs IRL. He isn't a nice person. He is a toxic, abusive piece of work. While I will absolutely respect your boundaries OOC (if you talk to me beforehand about them, pretty please with a cherry on top), I won't tone him down on main. If that's not your cup of tea, block buttons exist. Use them.

Please don't soft-block me, I have the memory of a soggy pickle. Hard-block.

Protecting your online space is a mature thing to do, and I promise I'll 100% support that. No questions asked, no hard feelings. We're all here to have a good time.

IV. SHIPPING / RELATIONSHIPS Speaking of having a good time: We're sex-positive and kink-friendly in this house. I enjoy a raunchy smut-driven RP as much as the next depraved soul, but I won't write smut on the dash. The steamy stuff will be moved to discord or IMs.

This blog is multiship, male lean. Matter of fact, I love to ship, so if that's something you'd like to do, slide into my inbox. Fair warning; Lorroakan isn't particularly interested in romance or sex, and he's a prick. Ships will most likely be toxic / one-sided (with the potential to develop into something wholesome over time!).

Pre-established relationships: Yes. I usually don't do romantic pre-established relationships (some exceptions may be made for "what if" scenarios, or if I know the mun), but what if your muse was Lorroakan's childhood bestie? Another (former?) apprentice? A fellow scholar of the arcane he used to work with?

V. MUN They/Them, hatched 1995, dog parent, hyperfixating on problematic villains, D&D player.

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄

GENERAL Lorroakan is in his early-mid 30s, fairly young considering his achievements (mostly obtained through deceitful methods).

He presents himself as the great archmage of Baldur's Gate, but while he is a compentent wizard and keen enchanter, he is nowhere near as powerful as he claims to be.

Lorroakan laid claim to Ramazith Tower after its previous owner mysteriously disappearend, and he refuses to share the knowledge it holds (at least for free).

He is originally from Athkatla, one of the wealthiest cities in Faerun, but he grew up in the shadows of its splendor. His family (mother, father, two sisters, four brothers) could barely make ends meet, but Lorroakan has always been ambitious and harbored dreams of one day being just as wealthy and powerful as the elite of the Gem District. The practice or use of arcane magic is explicitly illegal within the city of Athkatla, but that didn't stop him; he practiced in secret whenever he could get his hands on a spellbook.

PERSONALITY IN A NUTSHELL . . . as interpreted by the mun ; Ambitious, diligent, intelligent, clever, creative ; selfish, arrogant, manipulative, power-hungry, petty, vain.

He has a superiority complex ; he is vain, has an overly high opinion of himself, makes boastful claims that aren't backed up by reality, has a habit of putting down those who outshine him. In truth, behind his inflated ego, he is insecure and has low self-esteem. Not that he'd ever admit that. In fact, he wouldn't even admit it to himself.

(The way I see it) Lorroakan isn't a straight up villain. However, his ambitions and narcissistic nature drive him to commit morally questionable, and at times, outright despicable acts.

CHARACTER STUDIES / RELEVANT HEADCANONS: bad money habits more about his past & why he is how he is

Shippy HCs CONs of being his lover PROs of being his lover NSFW headcanons

#꧁ * pinned ! #DNI.

[wndaswife]

https://www.tumblr.com/wndaswife/739556388971347968/glad-we-can-be-open-and-honest-about-getting-off

fr fr

like "be my baby" and "teacher's pet" have some reoccurring themes that just opened my eyes in a certain kind of way (besides of the blatant mommy kink ofc ofc)

i just have always been more comfortable with reading to get off rather than watching some sketchy porn catered speciifically to the male gaze, and ofc they never delve into the themes that are so popular here.

you definitely are a provider for this community <3

the different fonts used in this.. so creative of you

wait ur kind of right ab that… like a theme between the two.. i think it’s like very very flirty possessive wanda and no pre established relationship! i think i mentioned this maybe a few weeks ago but i really wanna write something like that again and super indulgent too.. yeah those were super filled with horny domineering wanda taking advantage of u being all sensitive n innocent

that’s so true!!!!! ok let’s talk PORN HERE…. reason one i think why smut is so much better than porn in some aspects is because it’s not catered to men… like i swear u will never find ANYTHING about lesbians without it being for men or overdramatic asf.. unless maybe it’s like soundgasm scripts ☠️ but i swear that’s it

also porn industry is weird like do u guys ever realize ur actually ethical masturbators… like in the carbon footprint of masturbation u have really good records

and in fics it’s way easier to find emotion too, like actual connection and such… idk i totally get what u mean.. i enjoyed this dissection

thank u im happy that what i write is something that’s enjoyed ❤️❤️❤️ i really love writing as well it’s a win-win for everyone involved, and on a side note i also just like the ppl who hang out around here it’s really nice — mutuals and followers and anons! even if it’s not like a kind of anon who sends stuff all the time or even has an emoji idk how to explain it but all anon asks here have the same friendly cool funny chill vibe… u all have friendly cool funny chill vibes about u

#rae responds #anon

[twinkinspector]

☽ event home ☽ masterlist ☽

happy sagittarius season, my loves!

let me tell you what the stars have in store for you...

we can gain so much valuable insight from the cosmos – we can learn about potential friends, lovers, and even enemies.

let me tell you about your perfect match... and your not-so-perfect match.

tell me your big three so we can take a peek at your destiny.

what you do with that information is up to you...

IT'S FINALLY HERE!! my astrology matchup event is CLOSED!

here's how it's gonna work.

send me your big three (preferably!). for a more accurate matchup, you can send me as many placements as you want – i'll look at your whole chart if you want!

if you don't know these, you can go here to find out – just enter your birth date, time and place. if you don't know your birth time, just enter noon! then, send me your sun, moon, and ascendant placements. if you aren't sure of your birth time, just let me know in your ask. :)

the only other info i'll ask for is whether you prefer a male or female matchup (but you can leave that up to chance too. just let me know<3)

i'll match you with who i think would be the most compatible with you based on astrology. i'll explain why i chose them and give you a little insight into your relationship.

MUTUALS......... you have a choice.

you can choose an additional matchup for better or for worse.

if you choose for better, i'll give you a second matchup with someone who's also compatible with you and your first match.

if you choose for worse, i'll match you up with someone you should avoid at all costs. good sex........ bad vibes.

thank you all so much for being my friends!! i am truly so blessed to log on to my corner of the internet and be surrounded with unconditional love and support. i love you guys so much <3

RULES: this event will be open until the end of the year – from 12/11/22–12/31/22. i won't be doing anon requests unless you add your url! i just need a way to tag you. :) i won't be publishing the asks themselves – just tagging you in the finished product. i will also not be doing requests for minors – i'm sorry! this is an nsfw blog. i'm only doing matchups from bnha this time around. future events will have more options!

thank you again for putting up with me!! <3

ANYWAY i'll talk to u all soon....... :3

#MILESTONE EVENT #EEEEEE #evening astrology event #evening astrology #ily friends!!! #i hope u enjoy this!!!

[shchvnts]

hello everyone! i thought of sharing this for awhile regarding the ways to interact with me. this might be long but please don't let this intimidate you, it's just something i wanna share since i've seen those 'engage with your mutuals' posts but i wanna reiterate and bring this up lately since i've got some new mutuals/mutuals that i haven't interacted with yet.

memes and opens are the best way to jump and start interactions. they are always accepting responses. even unprompted asks. 24/7/52/365. always.

i love plotting and i love building dynamics. and if you’re not used to first meetings, i’m open to pre-established relationships between our characters. i get people being busy and real life, and some are too afraid to approach me, but please try to make an effort to engage. i write an OC of color, and it sucks when i don’t receive enough engagement or people not showing interest or interact towards the lore and bio i post. i post starter calls, opens, memes and there are days i don’t receive anything and i get frustrated. it makes me feel like i’ve been overlooked and ignored. and we all don't want that to happen, right? remember, the more you try to engage, the more i'd likely do the same thing to you and engage as well, have you as a writing partner and you could be my treasured mutual.

there are many ways to engage or showing interest with me other than having threads with me. liking my HCs/edits/lore, reblogging my promo, sending me asks about trinity and her lore. it makes me feel better that there are people who actually care about my muse and her world building, which i've worked so hard on. it also helps me know you wanna interact with me at some point.

i don’t have any deadline or due date to start writing with me right away. but if we’ve been mutuals for months and you never make an effort to interact or write with me (honestly, i would try my best to interact with every mutual i follow but it sucks whenever i don’t get reciprocated in return), i have every right to break mutuals. i mostly stick to mutuals who actively engage or interact with me. just a simple, “hey i’m too busy but i want write with you in the future" would make a difference. i just feel like it's unfair of me if i need to set up a deadline, as we all have real lives and obligations to take care of.

importantly, please don’t take this one as an intent of me pressuring you to write with me immediately or making you guys feel guilty. i totally understand how people can’t come up with plot ideas right off the bat or have been overwhelmed with threads or whatever reason. i've been here on this site for long, people come and go, but i'm more drawn to people who try to take action.

at last but not least, please don’t hesitate to communicate with me or let me know why we haven’t rped yet or if you’ve got something that might work between our muses. as long you’re being respectful and polite, we’re totally good. and if you feel like we don't vibe after i post this, feel free to softblock or hardblock. i'd get hurt and upset if anyone do this ofc, but you do whatever you makes you feel comfortable and curate your own dash.

if you manage to reach the end, give a like so i'll know who read this. not required, but it's greatly appreciated.

#( ooc. ) #( tbd. ) #long post tw #i'm keeping it under the cut anyway but i would appreciate it if anyone reads this.

[beachdog211]

I apologize if this is coming off as overwhelming, as I notice you’ve had some people come forward about jwmm to you as well.

I’m.. mutuals? with them? technically? I don’t really like to interact with them as much and I genuinely don’t know their pronouns so I apologize if this is wrong gah they told me they/them tho so! yeah

I don’t know. I’m an adult (18 but still.) and I’ve stated multiple times to please not discuss nsfw/k!nk stuff with me because they’re a child. or at least they were as it was happening idk their age now. they’d overfetishize weight with Wilson a lot and like- to be fair, on my account I’ve discussed headcanons around both House and Wilson and weight/food (though mainly House) because I project onto characters and I feel like a lot of what is shown about House’s character & upbringing could result in a complicated relationship with food/body image/etc- but to engage in discussions about the characters weights & associate it with kink? was too much for me after I expressed my boundaries with it.

Any time I talk to them, I try to be polite, and they’ll immediately talk about ED behaviors or other self destructive habits of theirs. I genuinely hope they get help, this is not me shaming them for their mental health. They have tried to guilt trip me multiple times after I told them that discussions of ED behaviors in the detail they give me is triggering, and I understand the world will not revolve around my triggers, but that if we were going to be moots, I ask that they respect that. They agreed and apologized until I told them it was fine, and then did it again the next day.

Recently in a discord server, they discussed bullies and how they wanted to seriously harm a kid who was bullying them. Potentially to the point of murder. Now, I understand the want for Justice in those situations. I was severely bullied to the point I was hospitalized (by actions of others as well as my own hand at different points), and I ended up switching schools. I tried saying that violence wasn’t the answer, though I understand why they may feel that way. I tried compromising by saying that if the bully attacks them first, then be prepared to fight back/defend, but other than that, it’s not worth it to fight. And then others in the discord server told me that I wasn’t being fair because “bullies are fair game”. This was hard for me because I admit, I used to struggle with violent intrusive thoughts towards my bullies. Very violent. I never would’ve acted on that though. And I don’t know their situation, but whenever I tried to switch the topic, no one would let it slide until I would agree and tell jwmm to resort to violence. I didn’t. I simply kept saying that they should be prepared to defend, but otherwise, don’t throw the first punch. I was told by another member of the discord server that I clearly didn’t understand what it was like to be bullied if I was fine with letting bullies get away with it. I’m not—I’m saying don’t fucking murder people. And JWMM said that they wanted to take advantage of the fact their bully had a broken foot and shove them down a flight of stairs. Needless to say, it was a lot.

Any time I’ve tried to set boundaries, they victimize and make me feel guilty for having them. I’ve stayed multiple times that I’m in recovery for my own various mental health conditions, things I’m not proud of, and they’ve joked about my attempt on my life and how I “didn’t have the balls to go through it”.

Needless to say, they make me very hesitant to make friends in house md tumblr land. I have stayed in this server because I genuinely know NO one who likes this show, and I’m so hyperfixated on it, but I’m at such a loss. I thought I was overreacting about it all, so it was… comforting, in a sad way, to see that others could relate. And I’m sorry we can.

Sending all of the good energy & vibes through the Internet to you and others tonight. I apologize for a heavy message in your ask box. I hope you understand that it’s mainly to spread awareness that JWMM is still acting the same and has not learned.

-🪱 (using this as a sign off so if you post it, I remember thjs was mine- I have horrid memory issues)

wow :(( dude i dont have much to say but i am really sorry that like you've had to deal with this kind of treatment from them & others that fully support this disgusting behavior...im wishing the best for you & anyone else who has been hurt in such ways by jack. <3

#🪱anon #uh is that okay? #i tag all the jwmm stuff so if you need you can probs find this <3 #if you want me to delete anything at any point lmk bc i know people are very scared of jack... #their friends are trying to pass this off as 'kids fighting' but no this i awful. #anyone who has the means or knows abt what jack has done & keeps doing is kinda awful too. #again i hope for the best!!! & uh i may not be into house much bc of everything but if you wanna share anything or whatever feel free too<3 #james-wilsons-mommymilkers #jwmm