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omegalodon · 4 years

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Do you have more for the Home Alone: New Mexico au?

idk it was more of a fun mini thought but if anyones got suggestions i’ll hear ya out.

otherwise what i’m thinkin so far

i like the idea that in the rush of being late for work, gordon totally forgot to drop off joshua at school so joshie ends up sleeping in. and when he eventually wakes up his dad’s gone and he’s like ‘oh daddy’s at work, i can do whatever i want while he’s gone! :D’

it starts out pretty sillay, where joshua’s got his toys strewn all over the house, he’s jumping around on chairs, climbing onto shit that would probably give gordon a heart attack if he saw what was going on.

i do know that near the end of the day while he’s waiting for his dad to come home, he falls asleep on the couch after staying up so late. just watching the door, excited to tell his dad all about his adventures for the day. but gordon never comes through the door.

and waking up the next day, still no gordon,,, ;n;

i also wanna come up w an idea where its like home alone more and we have a burglar trying to break in and steal from the house, and joshua dons a cowboy hat and has to defend his home, pretending to be like a lone ranger all the while. with whacky traps and stuff :3

and i mean, eventually gordon does come home, yknow all fucked up and in a dirty HEV suit. and joshua would be so elated to see him again ;;; wah...;;;

after writing all this im rly into it now :’3c

#half life vr but the ai is self aware #hlvrai au #HA:NM au #hlvrai #hlvrai joshua #hlvrai gordon #i like the au name thank u #jaws answers #anonymous #pls brainstorm w me i love this

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scribbledghost · 4 years

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ik ppl have talked abt it before but im in a MOOD. I rly wanna ride 1 cowboy w pigtails n his hat on. like he's just chilling on the couch maybe holding my waist or my throat and im just grinding all up on him leaving marks from my nails on his shoulders idk

Yes pleasssse. Just sit him back and hop on, he certainly won’t stop you. And he’s definitely partial to gripping your waist, even helping your pace should the mood strike him. He’s just a sucker for you wearing his hat anyway, much less when you ride him. And you know he’ll absolutely adore you leaving little crescent shaped marks on his shoulders from your nails. He likes being marked up anyway, even better if all he has to do to see said marks is pull his collar to the side a bit and look over at them.

#asked and answered #anon #smut #i guess lol

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thewizardofloneliness · 4 years

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anon asked for kate and (kind of) richie for the breakdown ask meme. i decided to do both hope its okay with you :)

under the cut bc it got kinda long

kate-

richie-

overall: who? / i hate them / i dislike them / kinda wanna fight them / they’re alright / i like them / i love them / *accidentally drops thousands of pictures of them* opinion: again, who??? / the purest bean / cinnamon roll / who knows really / sinnamon roll / the problematic fav otp(s): even if you don’t see it as an actual like romantic ship, richie and seth are soulmates and thats just a fact other ship(s): richie/kisa (it was a good time, not a long time) #noromo ship(s): richie/scott. they have such amazing potential to become friends. i rly wish we got more of them together just bein bros crack ship(s): richie/that can of beans in the woods fav headcanon(s): dude i could go on abt my richie headcanons forever but i’ll limit myself to two 1.) richie used to love to visit museums and roadside attractions. anytime him and seth would be somewhere for more than a few days he would spend any free time he had visiting the weirdest and most unique places that wherever they were had to offer. from the worlds biggest ball of yarn to the museum of death, it didn’t matter. he always bought a souvenir for eddie, who had a whole wall full of shelves of snowglobes and bobbleheads from all over the country. 2.) richie was (still is) 100% without a doubt an anime kid. he used to take three buses to the big library in the city every saturday and come back home with a backpack full of manga. he would stay up all night recording episodes of cowboy bebop and evangelion (of course he’d like evangelion) eventually, him and scott bond over their love of obscure 90′s animes that didn’t even get dubs and after scott introduces him to crunchyroll he doesn’t leave the bar for a solid week (and in the end only because seth drags him outside)

#ask meme #thank you again for the asks! feel free to drop any requests you have (minus kate ships) ive got nothing but free time

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captainfaygeleh · 6 years

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Ok... im a simple woman, so really one of the few things that come to mind is jacoffel smut on the au (that tug and pull between what one wanted vs the other and how they met at the middle, lov it), or... just, anything with eiffel and kepler, every scene with them is So Good (i cant rly say smut given the timeline, unless is a handjob, and i was thinking w/ more /feeling/). Oh, an eiffel & cutter interaction? perhaps a smoke break? i wanna see how its their dynamic on this au :0

It’s not smut, but that last prompt totally got me

“A nasty habit.”

“Ah!” Eiffel yelps and then coughs, choking on the inhalation like he hasn’t since he was fourteen. He’d snuck behind the dumpster outside Auxiliary Building 3 for a quick smoke and a bit of privacy, but he should know better that that kind of thing isn’t possible around here. Cutter, against the dull grey wall of the building, looks totally out of place, but he’s smiling, waiting politely for Doug to finish coughing before joining him to stand on a small patch of gravel.

“Can you spare one?”

Wordlessly, he hands over a cigarette. Cutter puts it to his lips and leans forward like he’s a dame in a 1950s noir film. Eiffel pulls out his lighter, flicks it twice, and raises the flame to meet him. He watches Cutter inhale and then let out a perfect smoke ring.

“Miranda would have my head,” he says, glancing up to where Doug’s now sure there’s a camera, “but you can keep a secret, can’t you Doug?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Nasty habit,” he says again, almost to himself. “But aside from the, hm, medical problems, there’s really something romantic about it. That’s the magic of advertising. Everyday, thousands of people are picking it up.”

Doug makes a noise of agreement and then takes another drag. Between booze and cigarettes, he only had the patience to fend of the latter. Besides, what else is he supposed to do with his free time?

“Everyone wants to be a cowboy,” he says and Cutter blinks at him. “Uh. You know. The Marlboro Man? In the magazines?”

Cutter’s studying him with a still curiosity that makes Eiffel squirm.

“A cowboy, he repeats. “I suppose so. Freedom. The open trail. The American ideal, wasn’t it. That’s kind of what we are, wouldn’t you say Doug? At the forefront of the future?”

“You’d look good in the hat,” says Doug, because his mouth isn’t attached to his brain, but Cutter smiles wider than a human should be able to and laughs.

“Thank you, Doug,” says Cutter. “Perhaps for the Halloween party, hm?” He tosses his half smoked cigarette onto the path and scrapes it beneath his polished shoe. “Well. Thank you for the distraction. Don’t take too long out here, alright? I’m pretty sure smoke breaks aren’t included in your contract.”

“Yes, sir,” says Doug, because I never got one of those seems like the wrong answer. Cutter smiles again, and then tips the brim of an imaginary hat. Then he walks away.

When he’s sure Cutter’s out of earshot, Doug says, “Can whoever’s watching please send me a clip of that?” He doesn’t get a response, but it was worth a shot.

#Wolf 359 #lungs verse #my writing #asks #in honor of zoe's cowboy cutter #doug eiffel #marcus cutter #my fic

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