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coshayphinelove · 7 years

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5 character headcanons - cosima, felix, scott, art, mk, rachel, krystal, adele

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Send me the name of a character and I will tell you my:

cosima

1. sexuality headcanon: canon says she’s a lesbian, i just wanna say that despite what interviews beforehand said.

and i’ve always had the idea that for a long time she had a complicated relationship with her sexuality. she identified as bi and/or queer for a while and swore off labels for another. like she had been with guys before and they were fun and everything. and the girls she was with were also fun but she was only looking for fun there, too. but now she’s gotten to the point where she’s looking for something more serious than fun. and that led her to realizing that she Loves women way more and way more thoroughly than she likes men (if she even can really call it liking men at all). and so she’s getting comfortable with labels and id’s as a lesbian now.

(i only think that because the two conflicting informations needed to be reconciled in my head.) (i’m not a lesbian so please tell me if this is not cool or something that isn’t part of being one.)

2. otp: coshayphine. they’re just. so good. though i’m kind of dragging myself down a sarcoshayphine hole and there’s #noragrets. (some ragrets, actually. that is so many people and hands and emotions to keep track of.)

3. brotp: if it’s not a sarcoshayphine thing, then sarah. i feel like aside from helena and sarah they’re the closest. and they just care so much for each other that if it didn’t get to a dating level then they would be the bestest of bros.

and if it is sarcoshayphine then charlotte. i’ve already decided that she calls her little buddy (even after charlotte gets taller than her) (which is going to happen).

4. notp: idk? paul? i really hated paul.

5. first headcanon that pops into my head: I Have Too Many.

but i love the idea of her getting a hair cut like this or this (short sides and a floofy curly bit at the top) bc in my head she’s nonbinary. so she’s got this big life change of turning over a new leaf and being free finally and coming to terms with some new identities and she just cuts all her hair off. Symbolism.

6. one way in which I relate to this character: i like science and girls and if they happened at the same time for me i would start coughing up blood too.

7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: her seemingly putting her own needs aside and not talking to delphine. like they start and she brings up good points, but delphine is written to be cryptic af so it just seems like she gives up on trying to find out what she wants or working their relationship into something more healthy. and that makes me real uncomfy.8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll!!

The rest are under a cut!!

felix

1. sexuality headcanon: he is gay

2. otp: either him and colin or felony. i just miss tony a whole lot.

3. brotp: sarah. lov thos kids

4. notp: ??? paul. i’m just going to keep saying paul

5. first headcanon that pops into my head: i have it outlined for the post s5 fic that once coshayphine move into their residence that they’re going to keep for the foreseeable future they hang up the painting of cosima. and she hates being the only one with a 5 foot tall painting.

so being a good foster brother-in-law or whatever they are to each other, he paints one of delphine and shay too, because that’s totally what cosima meant!!!! not that she wanted it taken down/put somewhere other than the front room. thanks felix. sure thing cosima, what are foster brother-in-laws for? and he paints delphine naked to make her just a little uncomfortable (one of his favorite past times), but it’s from the shoulders up. so it’s not too weird.

6. one way in which I relate to this character: sarcasm and using gay as a descriptor

7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character:season 4. like. i know it worked out in the end. but the fact that he didn’t understand why searching for his ‘real sister’ while there’s life or death situations bothered sarah was like. the worst. and i understand his side too, but like.. did it need to happen Right Then? when evil corporations were stealing and copyrighting genomes??8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll.

scott

1. sexuality headcanon: biromantic asexual!!

2. otp: hellwizard and/or rune wars.

3. brotp: team science mega force

4. notp: just gonna say paul right down the line, for Comedic Effect.

but for a while there were people who were like scott/delphine or scott/cosima and it was. a no from me.

5. first headcanon that pops into my head: has the unfortunate job of first one down to the lab in the morning. he either wakes cosima and delphine up or walks really loudly to alert them that he is there. he is usually someone who likes to start work early, but… he starts coming in later because he’s seen things that he Did Not Want To See. he is unable to make eye contact with cosima for a week after she was going to run to the kitchen to grab breakfast naked but didn’t know he was there. poor guy.

6. one way in which I relate to this character: Uncomfortable Chortling™.

7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Uncomfortable Chortling™.8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll. the purest one. he just really wants to help his bro.

art

1. sexuality headcanon: bi art woulda been cool.

2. otp: safety and happiness. i don’t know what we know about his ex but if it was healthy and loving but just dissolved bc of him working so much then maybe he could reconnect with her?

3. brotp: beth and art 5ever

4. notp: sarah. They Are Friends.

5. first headcanon that pops into my head: is such a good dad. plays dress up and does tea parties and when charlotte is having behavioral problems at school takes the time to talk to her and figures out it’s bc she’s bored and too smart. had to be forced to stop bed time stories bc ‘that’s for babies, dad!!!’ was a little more than heartbroken. is the dad that runs out onto the soccer field when his kid is taken down and appears to be injured. cries openly when he finds out that helena named her son after him.

6. one way in which I relate to this character: Guy Who Just Wants His Friends To Get Their Lives Together But Doesn’t Worry About His Own.

7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: in the finale there was this shot of him while he was helping helena give birth. and i think they went too close with a short lens while he was laughing because his face kinda looked distorted. and it was a nice laughing face but the distortion kinda scared me. made me think something bad was about to happen WHICH WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN OKAY8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll

1. sexuality headcanon: asexual aromantic

2. otp: how just so totally alive she still is and how she killed freshanando

3. brotp: nicki? nikki? however you spell her name. and also beth.

4. notp: death. canon.

5. first headcanon that pops into my head: got pretty much all of her money from embezzling and investing. she only embezzled like $2,000 from each corporation, but she was so good at timing and watching the market she’s sitting on several million dollars. but she likes her trailer so she just gives the extra away as it comes in. at least now that she has family to gift it to.

cosima enrolls at University of Toronto and finds the exact amount for her tuition is wired to her account.

delphine needs to buy a whole new wardrobe and rebuild her life and an envelope full of cash is waiting in the mailbox at the comic book store. (not the point right now, but where THE FUCK was she getting her clothes???)

alison is worried about the kids’ college tuition bc of their year of unemployment plus drug dealing and gets a transfer.

sarah takes some time in finding a job and is worried about making a payment on S’s house but then it magically goes away and so does the next one.

etc. etc. and she never runs out of money, but everybody else just thinks she’s being so generous. and they never ask for more, bc god how could you ask for more after gifts like that. and so she just keeps accruing more and more interest so she starts just dumping all this money on charities.

6. one way in which I relate to this character: i really wanna blow frickinanderino up.

7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character:i don’t think there was anything... but i don’t really remember much of s4... maybe the driving with the sheep mask on? that was so dangerous and extra.8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll

rachel

1. sexuality headcanon: i’ve been seeing some people talking about lesbian rachel and i can get behind that. like seeing the number of clones showing signs of ‘sexual fluidity’ or whatever the book phrased it as. and she doesn’t want to be like them. so she forces it down to be The Perfect Subject. then later realizes that that made those subjects of more interest to some of the scientists. or she never considered it for herself because they always gave her male monitors so she just didn’t think about it. there’s some angst there.

2. otp: propane.

3. brotp: who was the guy she texted ‘update pls’? bc whoever she felt she could text slang with they must’ve been close.

4. notp: paul, but i mean it this time.

5. first headcanon that pops into my head: go read @sharkodactyl s fic the sun that’s setting in the east.

6. one way in which I relate to this character: is a sucker and would do anything for an authority figure’s approval.

7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character:anything to do with ferfuckle. honey. love yourself.8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: Problematic. not even fave. i felt for rachel, but it was very cool_motive_still_murder.gif. unlike with other characters who did bad things, her intent was to harm. even if it was misguided revenge against the wrong people. though i am glad that she got out alive and can try to live a life that she actually chooses rather than what is chosen for her.

krystal

1. sexuality headcanon: idk.. maybe pansexual? or she just doesn’t do labels and has a whole speech about it.

2. otp: brie. they even have a canon ship name in kay-bee.

3. brotp: manicures, mimosas, & croissants as described here. but basically krystal, adele, and delphine. they go for brunch, get their nails done, and tipsily validate the everliving fuck out of each other.

4. notp: paul, cuz why not.

5. first headcanon that pops into my head: bc kay-bee is obviously canon... after the incident with brie’s hair krystal is extra careful when she plays with her hair. and she takes extra special but sneaky looks to see if she’s getting any bald spots. in short, she’s worried about her girlfriend and wants to make sure she’s okay.

6. one way in which I relate to this character: does The Most but is dead wrong.

7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: the fact that john and graeme didn’t know that she was based on a kroll show bit and accidentally kinda stole her.8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: the cinnamoniest of rolls

adele

1. sexuality headcanon: i feel like she is a straight person? she just reminds me of my country relatives who have ‘live, laugh, love’ signs in their homes. idk why.

2. otp: getting help for her drinking problem and getting un disbarred. re barred?

3. brotp: as stated above: manicures, mimosas, & croissants.

4. notp: fuck it. paul.

5. first headcanon that pops into my head: she’s scarily good at video games. she didn’t even realize it until she sat down to play with the kids, at their request, and finds out that she can’t stop winning. the kids then ask her to leave.

6. one way in which I relate to this character: is also very ready to drink at any time.

7. thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character:idk i feel like she was a wholesome addition to clone club. maybe her inability to keep a secret even though everybody told her to not tell.8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll.

#Anonymous #i realized when i got to art that you probably meant just 5 for each of them #but it was too late #long post #very so long post #i didn't know i had opinions about any of this #cosima niehaus #felix dawkins #art bell #scott smith #mk #i refuse to tag her other name #rachel duncan #krystal goderitch #adele i dont know her last name #but i dont think anyones gonna be searching my blog or tumblr for my headcanon post #tbqh #headcanons

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Kevin Cage of @spotlightsaga reviews... Riverdale /S01\/E10\ Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend Airdate: April 13, 2017 @cwnetwork Ratings: 0.872 Million :: 0.32 18-49 Demo Share Score: 8.5/10 @riverdaleseries @archiecomics TVTime/FB/Twitter/IG/Tumblr/Path/Pin: @SpotlightSaga **********SPOILERS BELOW********** Four Months late isn't too bad, right? See, in Miami, it's never cute to be the first person at the party, and really the party never ends until someone actually says it does... And clearly the Riverdale Party is still very much in full swing. So consider this 10th Entry 'Riverdale Revisit'; the after party to end all after parties. Of course, we're going to be set up for S2 when it goes live. This is definitely not one of the tv shows that Spotlight Saga will be dropping in the coming, world famous, 'fall tv' season frenzy. But don't get it twisted, there are many on the chopping block... OUR chopping block. 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And the remnants of murder and sticky maple syrup, obvi. Ive been extremely careful not to overpraise 'Riverdale' in the past. Similar series have only led to frustration or feelings of complete frustration. Its hard to know what to expect from a show like this in the near future... We all saw the demise of similar series like 'Pretty Little Liars' and other shows that run through the same type of vein... Kind of like many of the other ones attempted over at the now defunct ABC Family where PLL first started. Like The WB, UPN, and now The CW, ABC Family has also gone through a newly rebranding process that didn't do much to help the sinking ship they now call Freeform TV... A network that only 'The Fosters' and its cheesy sister show 'Shadowhunters' seem to be keeping afloat. We aren't being negative, we're being real... And when you're at a party, or in this case, 'After Party', you've got to be real. You just gotta... Even if no one ever wanted the party in the first place. 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The reasons behind throwing these two characters' each their own impromptu birthday bashes on their respective tv shows are done for totally different reasons. With 'GLOW', it was slightly annoying at first (for Sheila, anyway), but eventually it turned from an apprehensive & anxiety filled event to a touching, sweet moment, where a closed off character had a major breakthrough that was captured in the perfect beam of light, allowing a significant development and enabling an insight into another character's backstory, bringing the whole cast together for the most part. In a great juxtaposition, on 'Riverdale', the psychology behind this one is actually much, much different... It's still got the 'trepidatious yet possible potential for a surprise moment of gratification' aspect down to a certain degree, but it doesn't go down the path of the balmy & charming. The reasoning behind Betty's sudden obsession to give Jughead the party that he never wanted, and the background as to why he's so against the idea in the first place certainly doesn't inspire camaraderie or any kind of 'feel good' moments, especially at the party itself. If anything, the intent is slightly bordering on the side of creepy. Riverdale?! Creepy?!? Yup! Keep up! It's only getting creepier. You see... We've been up on 'Riverdale' and then back down, and then back up and down again... And I think everyone here will openly admit that it's mostly due to a shaky CW track record, as well as similar networks just like it, though there has been a few inconsistencies outside of this oddball tone & beautiful color scheme we're always raving about. However, when the show fully embraces its complete and total anomalous, almost freakish eccentricities, we all just fall right back in love with the show again. It's episodes like 'Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend' that completely make us forget about past network follies and shows like PLL completely losing their way after gaining our trust and enthusiasm in its beginning stages. Reinhart is effortlessly serving up 'Bizarre, Bilateral, Betty Bananas' like a full-on, award ready, seasoned vet. Seriously, I don't want to blow too much smoke up the kid's ass, but I'm pretty sure her breakthrough performance here would even make the likes of decorated actress such as Nicole Kidman proud. Betty Cooper has a duality that Reinhart not only highlights with strong, hearty performances... But it's also the efforts of Director Dawn Williamson, a phenomenal Art Department (you guys KICK MAJOR ASS), Cinematographer Stephen Jackson (this guy was award-worthy in this episode), and Costume & Wardrobe (hell, everyone involved in the smallest, minute details) framed from shot to shot... The absurdity of how tight & perfectly situated her ponytail is, how hard she clenches her hands (leaving scratch marks on her palms), even the way she holds the cake & dawns the signature 'Jughead Crown', to whoever made the call of having those weirdo party goers in horse masks in the background - Good call, guys! That was freaking CRAZY! It's all those little things that make the picture such a pleasure to watch... Turning what seems like a normal teen drama at first glance, to a finely tuned, surprisingly compelling theatrical spectacle. The crazy is in full on abundance, though... It's not just Betty. 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The only drawback is that they've failed to make the main protagonist (is he tho?) even remotely interesting. He's good looking, but he's not a convincing redhead, and I'm still not hooked into his arc. Hey, that's ok... Enter Mary Andrews (Molly Ringwald - ChaChing!), Archie's long lost mother. So nice of you to finally drop in, Molly! Fred Andrews (Luke Perry) is ready to finalize the divorce, but we're just biting on all the possibly juicy dramatic scenarios! Who is Archie again? Back at the party, that burgeoning rivalry between Veronica and Cheryl hits its boiling point when Veronica gets a bit too carried away and accuses Cheryl and her deceased brother Jason (Trevor Stines) of having an incestious affair. Ah, gotta love seedy underbelly of the United States! The more money, the crazier the family!!! Oh but there's more! Good ol' All-American Chuck (Jordan Calloway), who actually WAS almost boiled alive, attempts to out Betty on her 'Dr. Jeckyl/Ms. Hyde' issue that surfaced when a hot tub prank got a bit too out of hand earlier in the season. To our surprise, and viewer delight, Jughead and his Dad actually had a moment, which was completely unexpected, yet felt completely real. Like I said before, Ulrich & Sprouse have stellar chemistry, and the writers seem to know this and obviously derive great pleasure in giving us this moment where the two aren't at total odds and Jughead not only carefully considers, but actually takes his biological father's advice... Providing solid proof that the series isn't trying to meander or stretch out any unnecessary storylines at all. No disrespect to fans of other series broadcast on The CW, but clearly this isn't 'The Flash'. These storylines seem to be heading into important territory at a reasonable pace, and not just hanging around to fulfill an episode number requested by an executive to make sure ad-space quotas are filled... Although I have considered that this could be an issue that the show could run into in its expanded 22-Episode Run that it's been greenlit for S2. There's plenty of juicy drama to go around, but when we see that drama making moves instead of being drawn out, then you know you've got a potentially good show on your hands. For now, 'Riverdale' is back on a solid trajectory, delivering what appears to be a set-up episode for the impending S1 finale... A set-up episode that was easily the most consistent entry to date from start to finish. The impression that an episode as good as this exists to move its characters like chess pieces, seemingly just to put everyone in place for the final three episodes is an exciting notion for the last 3 hours of S1 of 'Riverdale' to come!

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