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Episode 1 TT’s Encounter

You ever met somebody that you instantly didn’t get along with? Somebody you automatically sense attitude and issues with? Well this is a story about “TT” and how we went from ppl who wouldn’t even make eye contact to tongue kissing and confessing our deepest and darkest sexual fantasies to one another......it all started about 3 years ago give or take. This beautiful and thick lady named “TT” started to work at this this company with me and we didn’t work in the same areas or depts but we would cross paths from time to time. I’m not really one to go outta my way to speak or say hello so we would walk right by one another all the time and not speak a word. Later on down the line we would occasionally speak but nothing to serious and nothing really worth talking about. One day “TT” started dealing with a friend but not knowing I always thought she was pretty and sexy as fuk but we just didn’t mesh well. I have seen her only a few times outside of work but every time I have seen her I have found my eyes wondering not that she ever noticed but whatever no biggie. So back to the story after seeing her from time to time and being around her I started to check her out more and more. From the golden brown skin to the silky curly hair. She was just an all around nice looking female. Btw I am taken and she knows it so I figured she would never even pay me any mind so I kept everything to myself. But i couldn’t help but notice how her ass sits so perfectly in all of her clothes. I used to have thought of maybe how she would feel and how she would taste but again all those thoughts remained to myself seeing as tho we both had conflicting histories. After getting somewhat more comfortable with one another we started to communicate a little more here and there and topics would get more interesting and more intense. I would go home think about her get my dick hard and jerk off some of the best nuts ever just to the thought of doing the most nasty things to her and nobody would ever know. Thoughts of kissing, touching, fucking, biting and everything else would cross my mind literally all the time just from seeing her......

So back to the story....Me and “TT” over time and working within one another seemed to be getting somewhat closer but still not to the point I would try to make any advances on her. But those crazy thoughts would continue to run through my head. She never would show or hint that she had any interest but I wanted to maybe show her how I was feeling and took a shot in the dark. One morning I woke up she popped in my head and my dick instantly got hard vein thick as hell and standing at attention. I took a pic and decided to make a risk and send it to her. At this point this could have gone one of two ways....either she will greet it with a smile and interest or a complete crash, burn and possibly ruin everything we had built up to this point. But what’s life without risk for pleasure? I sent it to her and waited hesitantly on a response. She responded and seemed somewhat surprised that I sent her the pic. She didn’t react in a bad way but she also didn’t give me the lustful responses I was looking for. So I saw her in the halls later that day everything seemed and went normal like it generally does. Next day I stepped it up a notch...i stroked my dick just thinking about her hands rubbing and touching me. Imagined me grabbing her hair and putting her face in my lap while she sucks and chokes on my dick in pure excitement and enjoyment. I imagined her letting me have my way with her and touching every inch of her body, kissing her neck, grabbing her pussy, squeezing her tits just anything to make my nut as big as messy as possible so I could show her. And finally I cum I send her the video of the mess she helped me create in my head. She responds a little more excited but still not to the extent I would like. But it’s just something about her I cannot get passed and I have to release my sexual frustrations towards her out. So one day we bump into each other out and about in public and I get her attention and tell her to come sit with me. She comes and sits in my car and we are just having a general conversation when I grab her by her fukn throat and try to kiss her.....she turns away from me but I don’t allow this moment to escape us so I kiss on her neck and INSTANTLY she moans and I know this moment is really happening. She starts to kiss back so I slide my hands down her body from her tits to her stomach to her pussy. She does not move or try and stop but opens her legs wider. I start to bite her and rub her clit with my left hand and choke her with the other hand. She moans and my dick damn near explodes out of my pants. I pause to unzip my pants and she stops suddenly....i don’t allow that to interrupt us I start back kissing her and she starts to stroke my dick and squeeze me harder and harder. At this moment I knew she wanted this just as much as I did. We have come so far from day one until now......

The conclusion....I can tell her pussy is throbbing and “TT” is letting me bite her to the point she is starting to get teeth marks on both sides of her neck. I lick my tongue out and she sucks my tongue slowly like she’s bobbing on a dick. I tell her to make me cum or I’m not gonna let her go on about her day. At this point I’m too turned on to stop now. I wanna rip her clothes off and pound her pussy so bad but time and space has restricted us. I put my hands down her pants and rub her ass and try and get to her pussy but the clothes are just in the way! I’m still instructing her to jerk me off harder and make my nut the kissing gets more intense and so can feel myself about to explode in her hands. I grab her by the hair and try and slide it in her mouth so I can take this to the next level but she puts up a slight fight and I lose it before I can get her on it. I’m not upset but I am satisfied i still want to satisfy her I still want to taste her I still WANNA FUCK “TT” and cum all over her phat round juicy ass. But patience has gotten us this far. So patience will get eventually get us to the promised land. No matter what “TT” admits I think she is still curious and it showed in her eyes before she exited. Deep down inside I think she knows I sexually excite her and she knows her pussy deserves being dominated. I love a submissive woman and she needs to have her sexual urges satisfied and they will be! I have made it my personal mission to take her sexual fantasies and turn them into reality. She needs to be tied up, she needs to be spanked, she needs to be choked and bitten. All this while still walking around each other on a daily and no one knowing our deepest and darkest sexual fantasies are being played out by one another. Sometimes pleasure comes from places you know it shouldn’t and sometimes the best sexual encounters come from the places you least expect. One day we will both reach the pinnacle of our sexual being and cum together at the same time And finally experience ecstasy and euphoria the way it should be. The chase and hunt is always exciting but conquering that sexual mountain would be our everlasting bond.

The End

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About A Band

PART ONE - LET’S MAKE A BAND

Many moons ago in a valley called Ilkley in sunny Yorkshire... I (@aliepstone) met my brother to be, Phil (@SpankeeJones). With only the influence of Queen, R.E.M, Nirvana, Lemonheads & Green Day, Spankee Jones created me a mixtape (Spank Me Up, Mr. Ali Vol. 1 & 2) that would change my little mind forever. Everything from Bjork, Everclear, Sublime, Veruca Salt, Pixies, Weezer and Nada Surf to name a few.

This mix tape blew my mind wide open to the world of the 90’s alternative and beyond. A bond was made. The dream of creating our own band was brewing.

Spankee introduced me to the world of The Leeds Music Festival in 1998 and we’d go every single year to follow. In one weekend we saw James Brown in a small tent and Iggy Pop humping a Marshall stack in see-through pants. Minds were blown again in many more ways than one, and our own band, Wendall, was formed. Wendall (named after Arrested Development’s Mr. Wendall) was short lived. 3 songs and only two gigs later, high school fame reared its ugly head and the band imploded. We grew up, left school and lost touch.

I made a metal band called Mishkin with teenage friends, Mark, Ben and now the infamous ‘Ramoss’ on bass. We grafted, went through the mud a few times and saw the world together. In the best part of ten tears, we toured the country up and down, went to China twice, supported Enter Shikari, Sepultura, He'd P.E & Letlive to name a few.  Mishkin had been through 13 different members in order to keep that metal train in motion and it took it’s toll. We called it a day in 2012 but lifetime friendships were made and bands like Beyond All Reason, Pteroglyph, Delta Sleep & In Technicolour and were fully formed.

After giving my whole life to a band that dissolved in one band meeting... I was completely lost and and ready to shake off the best part of ten years of naughty water abuse. I needed to clean up and figure out what the hell my life was about.  I’d always known I was gonna sort myself out. Might as well be now? So I flew to Australia to start a new life with his wife and study Meditation with my acoustic guitar in hand. I’ll go Solo and be one of those miserable acoustic dudes, I thought.

Spankee Jones married too and had an awesome little baby boy. This new life had ignited a whole new surge of creativity and he sent me some demos for a potential fun new project.

These demos shifted something within both of us and brought back those childhood memories. Spankee, a bass player, with a multi-instrumental heart had somehow learned to play guitar and merged a perfect hybrid of the essence of Weezer’s early classic albums, with a twist of Flaming Lips. Immmm YES! I combined my love for Evan Dando, early Billie Joe Armstrong and Art Alexakis as a starting point to explore my new found voice. I knew I had one, I just never found the right channel. The two of us never fully explored our musical abilities until now. 

We dreamt up our version of a perfect band. Whatever ever styles we liked, we’d explore. This became, Black Surf. The only issue being that we were now 10,000 miles apart. Between FaceTime chats and dropbox files being sent, we wrote our first song ‘Army of Sheep’. This was enough to book a flight back to the UK, a rehearsal room and a gig at Leeds' Brudenell Social Club to kickstart this dream. 

It all became effortless and a true joy to experience. Spankee explored the guitar, I enjoyed discovering my voice, Ramoss was brought back into the fold. He kept the bass phat and himself incognito in the shadows where he likes it best. This all leaving Mark, the glue, to keep it all together.

We followed up with a classic, Black Surf banger, Light’s Out. It received rave reviews from The BBC, Total Guitar, Classic Rock, The 405 and a feature in Rocksound Magazine. A label showed interest and a support slot with Lonely the Brave gave the band confidence to keep riding that Black Surf Wave. This all happened within a really short time and the band hadn’t caught up ourselves or figured out who we were or what this thing was. We decided to go back into the studio to capture the moment, achieve a life-long goal and create a memory in the form of an album before it all went tits up.

The result, Let’s Pretend It’s Summer, a 14 track album recorded with Lee & Jaime at Greenmount Studios and bits and bobs at Penthouse Studios and Chairworks studios, captured the band working out what we were capable of. We discovered our love for all things pop, rock, punk, fuzz, acoustic, psychedelic and straight up rock n roll. This collection of songs remains widely unheard as we didn’t really push it out to the world. The album was more of a personal victory for us all. All we ever wanted was to record a record. We did it! Now what? The band, now with four kids, work and life commitments to add to the mix, made the reality of dreaming further than the limits of Yorkshire an impossible task. The future of the band didn’t look great and something had to change if it was to carry on. But, this wasn’t just a fun project or flash in the pan, there was something in this thing worth nurturing, exploring and diligently committing too. It was just too damn fun to let go. 

The band had a achieved an almighty goal against all odds. Mark went back to his main band, Spankee and Ramoss remained in Yorkshire to bring up their kids and run their respected business and I was back to square one. Again. Great.  It all came to a natural end with a great feeling of accomplishing an album to be really proud of. I mean, it’s a total banger of a record! 

Check it out - https://enjoyblacksurf.bandcamp.com/album/lets-pretend-its-summer-

PART TWO - LET’S TRY THIS AGAIN

So.. I moved in with my wife in London with the intention of keeping this dream alive with Spankee. Now only 200 miles apart between London and Leeds, we could still make records together.  I went back into the pub trade and met Tom Moore at The Duke's Head pub in Highgate, North London. We drank damn good beer and started a bromance rooted in music. An instant connection was made. 

Listen to Thoughts & Talks Podcast for a glimpse into the ramblings - https://www.blacksurf.co.uk/podcast

Tom played in his band and they were going through changes too. Having never heard Tom play, I asked him to join the Black Surf fold based on his stories of Download festival and tattoos alone. That’s all one ever really needs, right?

Spankee had another album’s worth of material up his sleeve. This was a new sound, full of life, synth and dare I say maturity. With the inspiration of Ballvenie, early R.E.M albums and a Pavement documentary... I wrote most of the lyrics and melodies in one big writing session. It literally all just poured out. The flat was tiny and I couldn’t be too loud, so the words came out quiet over the heavy tunes. This formed a new style I got to play with. The three of us went back to Greenmount Studios to give these songs a life. The Greenmount guys ripped the songs apart and created a whole new vibe and sound for the band. These songs needed to be heard this time. So, the band needed a new line up that was free to tour the world. Indefinitely. No biggy.

A collection of songs was recorded, mastered and ready for the world to hear. The only problem being, Black Surf, now based in London, didn’t have a line up. Tom & I set off to Leeds to play one last show with the boys and hooked up with long time buddy and multi-instrumentalist, Bryan Diggle. We went for a cheeky pre-gig steam and sauna. Tom and Bryan hit it off instantly. Bryan and I had couch surfed together years ago and had a brotherhood bond from the days he rocked it in Leed’s finest jam band, Ego Killer.

This all seemed too perfect and so a throwaway comment was made to sack off his whole life in Leeds and move to London and start the band from scratch, then tour the world and all live happily ever after. Diggle said yes and the new version of the band was created. Instantly.

We spent the whole of 2018 creating a new version of this band. A version that has actual foundations and is set for longevity. We ironed out all the creases and spent countless hours creating and preparing ourselves for a life on the road. Diggle had a personal... moment and quit the band just before started releasing the new music. This took us back to square one, again. So what, now we’re a chuffing two piece!?  Why oh why am I still pushing this thing!? In all honesty, from the moment we tried to make this thing a band that tours and creates output on top of our day jobs and living in London... it’s been completely bruuuutal and disheartening trying to keep this thing alive and together. Writing and recording is by faaaar the easiest and most enjoyable part of the process.

I didn’t realise that to keep this thing alive, just writing and creating music, simply wouldn’t be enough.  I learned how manage the band and still remain friends with my friends. This ain’t easy but it’s just about possible. Babysitting, mediating at times and calling the shots, booking the tours, keeping promoters sweet, designing  stuff, creating videos etc. It just goes on and on. I need a band that shared all this between us! I ain’t no solo project. But that just wasn’t an option.  It was completely gnarly and like pulling teeth at times. One last shot. so I called a meeting.

BAND MEETING

“What is this thing? Does anyone actually care and want to pursue it? What part of the band would everybody be happy doing?  I’m in this for the long game and I need to know what everybody else wants.” I know full well that I can get whatever I want if I help others get what they want. That’s my philosophy and I’m putting it into action.

Spankee - “I want to write and record. The rest of it is of no interest to me”. Ramoss - “I love the band but I can’t commit to all the shit”. Tom - “Yeah, let’s do this! Whatever it takes”. Diggle - “I wanna play and tour but don’t want to do all the band stuff” Myself - “I’m willing to steer the ship and do whatever it takes so I can keep making music”.

PART THREE - LET’S TRY THIS ONE LAST TIME

Finally, everybody was honest and real. We now know what everybody wants to do and doesn’t. 

Tom and I are dead set on touring our asses off, seeing the world and running the show. Whatever that entails at all costs. Spankee and Diggle are doing what they love too and are prepared to come along for the ride. And Ramoss...  Well, he’ll be back.

After a solid 4 years of pushing through the mud, watching other bands quit along the way or go on to bigger things. We’ve made friends with hell and accepted our cards. We’ve figured out who and what we are, we finally have something that we can call a band that we’re proud of it.  But most of all... we’re ready to set it free. Finally! This year is gonna be all kinds of hell yeah. 

See you soon,

www.blacksurf.co.uk

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