#I mean I can also see Xiao Hua as a libra

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@mejomonster told me to make DMBJ valentines which these definitely aren’t. Happy February?

Image ID and canon birthdays under cut! 👁👄👁

+Bonus: Alternate Wu Xie, because as he’s a Pisces and he ✨deserves it✨ (thx @humanlighthouse)

Hei Xiazi / Aquarius ♒️; January 23rd

Wu Xie / Pisces ♓️; March 5

Wang Pangzi / Aries ♈️; April 18th

Xiao Hua / Libra ♎️; October 3rd

Xiaoge / Capricorn ♑️; we don’t actually know his sign but he gives big Earth sign energy

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Gif 1: “The Tomb Boys on the first date according to Co—Star.” “The Tomb Boys” is in an undulating rainbow font, while “according to” is titled at a jaunty angle to frame the Co—Star circular logo.

Gif 2: Hei Xiazi and Xiao Hua walking in the dessert. Hei Xiazi tosses something back to Xiao Hua, who has to step and lean forward to catch it. The text “AQUARIUS Keeps their coat on in case they get bored & need to bail” has been edited on top.

Gif 3: Wu Xie gentle and loving at Zhang Qiling, who is standing next to him and looking forward, seemingly in inner reflection. Wu Xie smiles softly as Zhang Qiling turns. The text “PISCES Asks questions you’ve never even thought to ask yourself” has been edited on top.

Gif 4: Pangzi standing against a forest backdrop and speaking to Wu Xie (off screen). He seems to be teasing as he says, “can you please try to soothe my broken heart?” and gestures his hand at Wu Xie. The text “ARIES Changes the plan five times before you even meet up” has been edited on top.

Gif 5: Hei Xiazi, wearing his trademark glasses, looking over at Xiao Hua (off screen) and grinning as he says, “You wear it better than me.” The scene shifts to include Xiao Hua, who is leaning against a tree wearing a pair of wraparound shades. He smirks, adjusts the shades, and replies, “Of course.” The text, “LIBRA Copies your order and it becomes ‘their drink’ for the next year” has been edited on top when Xiao Hua appears.

Gif 6: Xiaoge silently using his chopsticks to cook his food in a hotpot in the center of the table. He appears to be eating in a nice restaurant. He looks up to stare expressionlessly across the table (at Wu Xie and Pangzi, who are off screen). The text “CAP Acts kind of cold throughout, then surprises you by saying that it went really well and they want to do it again” has been edited on top.

Bonus Gif: Wu Xie looking annoyed / frustrated and speaking to Zhang Qiling (who is covered in mud and out of focus in the foreground as he drinks water). Wu Xie is saying, apparently in exasperation, “Just tell me.” The text “PISCES Asks questions you’ve never even thought to ask yourself” has been edited on top. /End Image ID].

#can you feel the love tonight ... #honestly I feel like Xiao Hua is actually a Virgo but ok #Nan Pai San Shu has spoken so... #also you KNOW I fucking SCREAMED at Wu Xie being a Pisces #of COURSE HE IS #MY EMOTIONAL SON #other that Xiao Hua they all fit their signs shockingly well #Pangzi is VERY MUCH an Aries and I love that for him #I mean I can also see Xiao Hua as a libra? he probably has a Virgo moon #ok these tags are maybe too niche lol #ok fandom tags: #Wu Xie #Zhang Qiling #Xiao Hua #hei xiazi #Wang Pangzi #tlt3 #ultimate note #those sweet sweet tomb boy memes #this is SO self indulgent