Mark Hoffman has the fingerprints thing explained in big words and in small words…. AND HE DOES IT AGAIN
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did yall know that i first got into obey me caz i saw a tiktok edit of lucifer and was like “oooo hot man,, i want” so i downloaded the game and mammon took my heart
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The James Oblivious Potter Chronicles Pt1
James: people are so stuipd
Sirius: whats up prongs?
James: someone in potions just said you and moony were dating! Just because he's into dudes and youre gay doesnt mean youre dating?!
Sirius: James-
James: that would be like saying Marls and Cas are dating just because theyre lesbians
Sirius: uhm, James-
James: dont worry, i told them you're just friends
Sirius: WHAT!?
Remus walks in and he looks so hurt and a little pissed: we're... friends now are we?
Sirius: no- no, mon amour- no, james is just a fucking moron
James: what... wait are you two...?
Sirius and Remus: yes!?!
Sirius: for like five months!?!
James: WHAT
Remus: we kiss in front of you all the time???
Sirius: we're constantly holding hands???
Remus: we go on dates like constantly???
Sirius: I told you I want to marry him!?!
James: I thought that was in a best friend way!!!
Sirius:
Remus:
James: wait so are marls and cas...?
Sirius: Yes!!!
Remus: james who the- what- how-
James: WHO ELSE!?!
Sirius: crouch and rosier, pandora and emmeline, lily and mary???
James: ohhhh... what about Regulus?
Remus, grinning: no one, why?
James:
Sirius:
James: so you guys are dating, should i... buy you a plant?
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i think i’ve reached Irving’s death scene or near about and there are still ten hours left
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The Oblivious James Potter Chronicles P5
Reg: I wasn't already?
James: you were!?!?
Reg slowly going quite red: I wasn't!?!?
James: no no no no- no no, you were, I- you were!?
Reg: what did you think we were doing!?!??!!
James: I didn't think you even liked me
Reg:
Reg: I call you 'love' all the time???
James: you meant that in a date-y way!?!
Reg: oh mon dieu-
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