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#I love gassy big jk
breadcheekstete · 2 years
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Could you write something about that jimin vlive?
god, YES. this vlive really was (and is) my kriptonite, let me just get this bread ! (🔥ㅈ🔥)
also, sorry in advice, it's a bit messy since i just let the horny flow so,, yeah 👉👈
[ https://www.vlive.tv/video/182555 ]
[ !!burp kink / vm¡n ft seokj¡n ]
jm told him very clearly that he couldn't eat again, for his health. yet after wrapping up the vlive and taking some time to ease the satisfying fullness of his belly, another order of food knocks his door.
he's a little backed up when he sees the delivery man's hand him the exact same order, if not a little more, with a smile. the order is already paid, the delivery man says, and then goes from where he came leaving the heavy smell of fried kimchi rice and pork with jm.
wandering inside the plastic bags he finds a sticky note:
"you can always eat more, j¡min-ah ! don't resist, my treat.
best hyung sj"
this brat... jm breaks the note and curses, he wanted to go home and lie down. but now... his tummy growls at the food in front of him and he can't resist taking them out. he can always work out, for sure jk will love some company at the gym tomorrow.
he sets the phone again, emulating like he's back to an hour ago and the live actually hasn't happened yet. it's a bit pitiful and there is no need when he is all alone in the room, but he has to trick his brain a little as his tummy eagerly calls for the revealed plates.
they have a meeting set in less than an hour so jm doesn't have any time to waste. maybe the bites are too big, maybe the tempo is too fast, he can't seem to stop anyway when it tastes so good. it's even the exact menu he just ate.
he now drinks between bites, taking breaks from the suspicious light spicy taste. when the live was on he really tried not to burp and failed a few times, having to hide from the camera and stifle silent burps in the meantime.
jm starts feeling pressure on his stomach and stops. why is he so out of breath? he rubs his tummy, noticing how it bulges from his pants. the belt hugs his middle too tightly and undoing it sounds really relieving right now.
so he does just that, finding some trouble as the gas tries to make its way out. the next breath he takes turns out to be a deep belch and he blushes from how shameless he looks, but forces more burps on the way while pressing on his gut.
the belt is finally undone and he groans at the amount of room he has now. he resists untucking his tshirt, enjoying the way his bloated belly looks.
he scrolls through weverse while eating the extra servings sj added and finds himself whining when his spoon can't find anything more than grains of rice and plastic.
his stomach growls, either from fullness or disappointment yet he drinks the remaining bottle in an attempt to wash the spicy flavour from his mouth.
jm leans back, cleaning his greasy mouth and chin with the back of his hand. it does nothing as it is equally dirty with sauce and his clothes doesn't seem to be in a better condition.
"so messy, j¡minnie" he lazily scolds himself and cleanses the stains on his tshirt and jacket with a wet tissue, same as his face and hands.
maybe is the force of his attempt to get rid of the annoying stain or the amount of food he ate in less than an hour, but he swears the shirt fit just fine when he dressed up for work. he pushes it down and hides the exposed skin but makes his belly button mark on the thin cloth.
so much movement wasn't a good idea as he whines sitting back on the chair. he rubs circles again on his tummy, his pinky caresses the exposed skin everytime the tshirt rides up just enough and it's so warm.
he's still gassy but he feels too tired to let it out and he groans at the pain, eyes closed and hands never leaving his overstuffed midsection.
th must have seen the light was on on his way to the meeting room, and knocks lightly at the door.
"j¡min-ssi? i'm sk telecom. we are going to seize your phone in order to pay for your monthly bill."
a whimper leaves jm in response and th can't help but open the door, worriedly reaching for jm.
"j¡min are you ok– holly shit." he burst at the sight in front of him.
the trashcan full of containers and more on the desk that couldn't fit in. the culprit? the bloated mochi with spicy breath and tummy ache.
"can you help me get up, tæhyungie?" jm pleads with grabby hands. his cheeks are rounded and flushed pink and th just wants to cuddle him.
th coos. "ate too much?" jm nods with guilt and a little pout. "want me to help you first?"
"*hic* yeah..."
th sits in the other chair and gets close to him, cupping the older's hands in order to ask him for permission to touch.
jm burps under his breath with a simple rub and th takes that in mind. "are you gassy?" 
he covers his mouth in embarrassment, "i'm so sorry"
"sshh. just do what you need to do to feel better. let it all out," th encourages him right before undoing the button of his pants too.
with one hand on jm's cheek and the other on his gut, th rubs a bit harder, gaining a grunt that trailed in the loudest belch of his life.
it's nothing too loud compared to some of the members or th himself, but it is compared to how jm usually burps and it surprises them both. jm hides his face in th's hand while the latter giggles.
"'m sorry, tæhyungie this is so embarrassing," he mumbles and groans through the little bubbles that th keeps finding. contradicting his words he rests his hand on top of th's, allowing him to add a little more of pressure.
the door unlocks revealing a tall figure to which th almost jolts his hand off jm if they weren't glued together.
jm turns his chair to look, and with the sound of his undone belt hitting the armrest he feels exposed.
"i knew you could eat one more meal," sj says with a smirk, leaning on the door frame.
"ugh.. shut u-UUURPP ".
sj leaves with an evil squeaky laugh and the two soulmates continue with their task, maybe too conscious now to talk.
when the pain and bliss are gone, and jm gets to button his pants without restraints, they walk to the meeting room with the others. okay, jm is a little groggy still and th can't stop staring at him from the other side of the table.
on his ride home after his shift, th sends him a text.
"i know you love food,, but next time you feel stuffed just call me and i'll help! my room is always unlocked for you if you need belly rubs j¡minnie >ㅁ<"
jm rubs his belly, and thinks. maybe helping himself with dinner doesn't sound that bad.
// the end //
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ask-feederjin · 2 years
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hi jin !! coukd u tell us how the boys are gas wise now theyve gained some weight ?
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CW: GAS AND EPROCTO INCOMING! ~DON'T LIKE DON'T READ~
[YOU CAN PRETEND THIS ISN'T CANON IF IT BOTHERS YOU. I WILL NOT BE UPSET AT ALL.]
Hmm, interesting question >:) Lemme give you an idea of what it’s like living with 6 constantly stuffed grown men...
Yoongi: He’s not gassy a lot, mostly because he’s not a fan of sudden and large meals. The constant snacking doesn’t really disrupt his digestive system enough to give him lots of gas. He is however, the most shameless of them when it does happen. He just doesn’t care about being polite about it. He told me that when he gave up on following societies expectations of how his body should look like, he let go of his hold ups and embarrassment about pretty much everything else, too. Hell, I’m pretty sure he’d try wearing diapers just to not have to stand up and walk to the bathroom if he knew he could get away with it.
Hobi: The most sensitive stomach of the lot. Anything and everything gives him gas. It’s not all the time though, only after a meal. But the meal could be made out of any ingredient and be any size and he’d be belching and farting afterwards. The poor guy is super self conscious though! He tries so hard to hold it in, but it really only makes it worse.
Joon: Joonie actually is one of the boys who gets off on being bloated and gassy. He’s said that the dirtiness of it, plus the humiliation are why it turns him on. He especially loves helplessly letting it rip in public places. I like to pretend to make a big deal about it, scolding him for being a slob. Even though I’m his biggest enabler >:)
Jimin: Jimin only gets bloated and gassy when completely stuffed. Even then, he’s pretty good at pretending he isn’t and holding it in. I’ve learned to tell when he is, so when he’s pretending everything’s fine, I’ll sneak up behind him, pretend to feel him tummy, only to squeeze it! He doesn’t expect it, so he usually lets out massive, warm farts. So loud that all of us can hear! He pretends to be embarrassed, but like Namjoon he actually likes it.
Tae: Similar to Yoongi, Tae just doesn't mind letting rip whenever he feels he needs to. He likes being pampered, so belly rubs always lead to me or the others massaging out gas. He likes the feeling of pressure relief. To him its more a comfort thing than something that turns him on.
JK: Kookie equates his goal of being the fattest with being the slobbiest. He loves triggering digestive upset in order to show off how lazy and out of shape he is. He likes to have someone cuddle with him, only to pass gas on them. Forcing the person to smell his farts. He’s also the second loudest right after Jimin, but not the smelliest. That’d be poor Hobi.
Hope that helps! <3
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jktummies · 3 years
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Taehyung was in heaven at the moment. You see nothing gives him more joy than seeing his boyfriend enjoy himself. And right now with the way jungkooks weight was crushing him as his boyfriend sat on top of him in the bed and ate to his hearts desire was the best.
Before last year jk was a gym rat. And sure Taehyung was all about the abs until the holiday season.
See Jungkook had gone back home to visit his mom and taheyung knows home much they pester him into eating and taking care of himself better since taheyung does that too. So when he went to go pick him up at the train station only to see his boyfriend somewhat chubbier it excited him. And by the looks of it Jungkook liked it too.
“Kookie... baby you’re crushing me.”
Jk smiled as he shoved another slice of pizza into his mouth. He tried to look back at taehyungs face but his massive weight and non existent neck barley let him.
He giggled causing his whole body to jiggle. “Sorry tete I just didn’t see you there.”
Taehyung rolled his eyes at that. But hey they’re role playing rn.
Taehyung smirked as he tired to breathe with his midsection being crushed by a 400+ man. His view was blocked by his humongous globes of fat that’ called his boyfriends ass and the love handles of his pudgy back. His hands were free and big enough to grip at his boyfriends gigantic stomach and still give him the belly rubs and jostles he deserves.
Jungkook shifted causing tae to wheeze under.
“Babe can I start drinking my soda now?!”
Taehyung could tell he was pouting so even though it was about to get messy he let his hand give a soothing rub, ”of course baby.”
Jk beamed and reached as much as he could to grab the bottles before leaning back his whole weight on his boyfriend.
Tae gave a small oof but jk was lost in his trance and opened the bottle as quick as possible before chugging.
Taehyung could only watch in awe as his boyfriend swallowed with determination. Fuck he was so hot.
His hand came to cup at Jungkooks gigantic globes of an ass and gave it a rough smack causing it to ripple the fat throughout his whole body.
Jk whined at that breaking away from his soda to let out a huge belch before contuing.
“Tae stop your making me gassy”
He said before going right back to chugging.
“Babe that’s just your natural response to eating a meal for a family if five and then these two drinks And cmon” Tae f
Gave his ass another smack “we both know you love it”
Jk moaned and dropped the empty bottle to the floor. He began to squirm in tune with his stomach rumbling.
Tae was about to be hit with a gas bomb but it was just so hot to see his big boy from this angle.
“Tae I don’t think I can hold it anymore.”
“Then don’t sweetheart I love it just as much as you do.”
With those words being said jk gave a big whine before a loud fart ripped through and loud belching followed.
Tae moaned hips trying to buck under the weight.
After a few minutes the shows was almost over and jk tried lifting up his fat asscherks to let his boyfriend out.
Tae stretched his limbs after that squashing before locking eyes with jk and hands immediately going to rub at his belly.
“Now you better get ready for round two.”
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robertmcangusgroup · 6 years
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The Daily Thistle
The Daily Thistle – News From Scotland
Sunday 28th January 2018
Hello, Good Morning and Welcome….  I’ll let you guess what Sunday was named after. No, go ahead; I’ll wait. Come on…it’s big, gassy, and orange; and it’s not your uncle on Halloween.
GLASGOW PRIMARK SELLING BASEBALL CAPS EMBLAZONED WITH THE WORD ‘HUN’…. A branch of Primark in Glasgow is attracting attention on social media - because of a three-letter word on hats for sale in the store. A tweet by Glasgow-based journalist Aoife-Grace Moore showed a picture of a grey baseball cap with the word ‘Hun’ on the front of it. Ms Moore accompanied her photo with the caption: “Dear Primark Glasgow: This is a very very bad idea.” Although the word is ordinarily recognised as a shortened version of the word ‘honey’, it has an alternative meaning in Glasgow, having been used as a derogatory slur against Protestants and Rangers supporters. In June 2016, fans of the Ibrox club lobbied to make the use of the word in a footballing context a hate crime, and viewed in the same light as ‘fenian’, a derogatory term for Catholics. Research carried out by communications regulator Ofcom later that year deemed ‘hun’ to be inoffensive, describing it as: “Mild language, generally of little concern. However, seen as less acceptable by those familiar with the history and use of the term as a sectarian insult.” However, in 2015, then Celtic striker John Guidetti was charged by the Scottish FA over a TV interview he conducted with a Dutch broadcaster, in which he repeated the words of a song that Celtic supporters had sung which included the term.
PRINCE WILLIAM’S NEW BUZZ CUT ‘COST £180’…. The Duke of Cambridge’s new haircut reportedly cost as much as £180. Members of the public got their first look at Prince William’s closely cropped hair as he launched a health programme at Evelina London Children’s Hospital on Thursday. READ MORE: Meghan Markle gets an apron as first official Royal gift It is understood the heir to the throne, 35, opted for a buzz cut after receiving advice from the Duchess of Cambridge’s hairdresser, Richard Ward. Mr Ward charges a base fee of £125 for a men’s cut and finish, his website states. According to The Sun, the cut was reportedly carried out by Joey Wheeler, one of Mr Ward’s deputies, during a private session at Kensington Palace. Younger brother Prince Harry, 33, has openly joked about William’s receding hairline and once said: “I think he definitely is brainier than I am - but we established that at school, along with his baldness.”
CALLS FOR RETHINK AS HOLYROOD PIGEONS NOW ‘WISE’ TO BIRDS OF PREY…. HOLYROOD bosses have been urged to think again about their decision to spend £80,000 on using birds of prey to scare pigeons away from the Scottish Parliament building over the next five years. Hawks and falcons are brought in regularly to fly over the parliament in a bid to deter pigeons from making it their home – but MSPs claim the pigeons have got wise to the practice and now just wait for the birds to be driven off by their handler before settling back on the roofs and ledges of the £414 million building. The parliament has renewed its maintenance contract – of which the birds of prey are now a part – for another five years with a possible two-year extension. Overall pigeon numbers are thought to have been reduced as far as they are likely to go, but the parliament believes the hawks and falcons are necessary to stop them increasing again. However, Lothian Tory MSP Miles Briggs, a member of the cross-party animal welfare group at Holyrood, said it was time to reconsider spending so much money on a bird handler coming to Holyrood and flying birds of prey. “I don’t think they have looked at how effective it is actually being,” he said. “For a lot of building users it has become a bit of a joke. The pigeons are sitting up on Arthur’s Seat waiting for him to go away. “The pigeons seem to be quite bright. The effectiveness of him turning up now and again is questionable at least.”
SCOTTISH RESEARCHERS ISSUE QUIDDITCH HEALTH WARNING…. It’s the biggest sport in the wizarding world, but now muggles have been issued with a safety warning. Quidditch, the fictional sport played on broomsticks in the Harry Potter series has found a following among non magic folk (muggles) across the world.  They may not be able to take to the skies like their literary counterparts but the past time is still fraught with hazards, a health study has found. The research - led by Edinburgh University’s medical school - issued a warning about the competitive nature of the game. A paper in the International Journal of Sports Physical Therapy found it can lead to high rates of concussion among players, prompting experts to draft guidelines to improve the game’s safety. In the fictional version players use flying broomsticks. Quidditch is a fast growing, physically intense, full-contact sport. Originally adapted from JK Rowling’s novels, quidditch was first played in 2005 in the USA but is now played worldwide. Two teams attempt to get a ball, the ‘quaffle’, through tall standing hoops. The game only ends when ends if another ball, the ‘snitch’ is caught. A total of 348 participants of 684 eligible quidditch players responded to the health study. There were 315 injuries reported by 180 athletes in total, an overall incidence of 4.06 injuries per 1,000 hours of play. A statistically significantly different rate of concussion was observed with female athletes in the mixed gender sport sustaining more concussion than males. Over 20 per cent of quidditch injuries reported were described as ‘concussion’.
PETER PAN HOUSE PROJECT FUNDING BID BACKED…. A council has endorsed a bid for a final slice of funding to help create a national centre for children's literature in Dumfries. It has applied for £600,000 to help complete the last phase of conversion work on the Moat Brae mansion. The gardens of the building were credited by JM Barrie for helping to inspire him to write Peter Pan. Dumfries and Galloway Council has already given £500,000 towards the scheme but is seeking further funds. A report to the local authority said £7.4m was now in place towards the major overhaul of the site. However, the additional £600,000 is needed to complete the project. The Scottish government's Regeneration Capital Grant Fund (RCGF) has been identified as a potential source of funding but it is only open to local authority applications. The council has submitted a bid with the outcome expected to be known by March. If it is successful, the local authority will be required to monitor the project and submit a post-completion evaluation of the scheme. It has therefore agreed to update its service level agreement with the Peter Pan Moat Brae Trust should the funding bid be approved.
On that note I will say that I hope you have enjoyed the news from Scotland today,
Our look at Scotland today..It was bitterly cold when Derek Coull photographed the sunrise at Aberdeen beach on Tuesday. Within hours it was snowing, he said.
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A Sincere Thank You for your company and Thank You for your likes and comments I love them and always try to reply, so please keep them coming, it's always good fun, As is my custom, I will go and get myself another mug of "Colombian" Coffee and wish you a safe Sunday 28th January 2018 from my home on the southern coast of Spain, where the blue waters of the Alboran Sea washes the coast of Africa and Europe and the smell of the night blooming Jasmine and Honeysuckle fills the air…and a crazy old guy and his dog Bella go out for a walk at 4:00 am…on the streets of Estepona…
All good stuff....But remember it’s a dangerous world we live in
Be safe out there…
Robert McAngus
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jktummies · 3 years
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Someone please write big gassy Jungkook.
I will give you 10 seashells as payment and my first born.
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