#I just want the himbo

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

#that “you understand?” kills me everytime... #i love how high condis voice got during this bit its so fkn funny DHASHGFSFGHASFhg #hi yes have the inevitable ep21 crit kiss piece except i watched ep53 today and am so 😀 im so 😀 damn i m so 😀 #i love eps where they just go through so many different gimmick rooms its so fun its so fun when its not so painful 😀 #happy valentines too ig #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #jay ferin #jrwi fish and chips #my art #i had a bit of a meltdown over gill through uhm... 1-3am today and i just hm #sorry to everyone in the mayors QAC uhm im not really sorry but like sorry if you could hear every msg ping uhm yeah #it was like hours of me sobbing to myself in the interests channel and it was really good for my mental health ngl like its really therapeu #-tic to just scream abt a blorbo all night #and i ended up dreaming abt infodumping to one of my brothers friends of all ppl n i got so intense abt how much i love marshall john n my #brother came into the room and dragged his friend out 😭😭😭 i just wanted to ramble abt the himbo pls..... #my walls of tags are so consistent... only consistent thing abt this fkn blog smh.

[bevirspnsblmnt]

when you just finished fkng on top of a grave, but you have feelings you gotta sort out (they're just nekkie, but since I dont know the state of tmblr cens0rship - and I had drawings flagged where people were fully dressed before) you get the white halo of doom - but you can see the full pages on my twitter!! I drew some nice butts so pls check them out :3c)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 spoilers #khael tav #disegna e bevi #khael was this close to let astarion ascend because he was in a Not So Good Place at that point #the shadowlands fucked him up then orin killed yenna and at that point he couldve just let it all go #he only dnd bc he got scared of the kind of person that would made him #I have so many feelings about my baby boy and I cant put them all in these tags I realize jdsjfjsd #I just wanted to play a silly himbo barbarian #otp: Warding Bond

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Yes, yes, we all know Dick would do it, so out of these four…

#as adults mind you #I want to know what each of their versions of a brucie wayne would be #because I think it’d be hilarious #even if I have my doubts that they could pull it off #but that makes them potentially being successful even better #they all could be successful really #I think they would just all make it everyone’s problem #brucie wayne #himbo bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #polls #batkids #batfam

[heartchoi]

himbo!yeonjun who doesn't even realize that you’re thirsting over him in broad daylight …

it would be summer, the blazing sun leading yeonjun to wear a loose tank top while you two hang out, showing off his defined arm muscles as he talks to you about some movie he watched recently.

the thing is... you can barely even register what he's talking about. hell, you can't even hear the words leaving his lips, eyes trying their hardest to maintain eye contact with him. but it doesn’t work; your eyes somehow trail down to his biceps like magnets.

there’s something that attracts you to his muscles, but you can’t quite pinpoint it. perhaps he could manhandle you, using his strength to put you into any position he desires; missionary, doggy, mating press, you’re sure he could do it without any trouble. you’re willing to let him put you into any position he likes, all pliant, just for him.

you don’t notice you’re staring until yeonjun waves a large hand in front of your face — damn, even that looks good. his hands would be great for a necklace.

yeonjun has a puzzled look on his face, eyebrows twisted in confusion. “are you okay?” he asks. “is it too hot? do i need to get you some water?” yeonjun questions, slowly becoming worried. you shake your head no as you feel your skin heat up from embarrassment, but yeonjun takes it the wrong way.

“gosh, you look like you’re burning up! i’ll get you some water, i’ll be right back.” he assures you, getting up quickly to find a bottle of water somewhere.

fuck. maybe you’ll have to tell him the real reason sooner or later, he might be willing to try if you’re lucky.

#txt smut #yeonjun smut #txt hard thoughts #yeonjun hard thoughts #i just wanted to write some himbos tbh #and then i remembered … TANK TOP YEONJUN! #i wrote this in one sitting i believe i might be crazy Tbh #🍒.yeonjun

[tittyblade]

okay ive been thinking.

rb with your answer + what your interpretation of barbie/ken is

#mcyt #technoblade #OKAY this is really dumb but bear with me DBJSBDJ #(dont read my og tags before u vote i want to hear ur own interpretation!!) #to me a ken is like a himbo. just living his best life unbothwred #and barbie 100% knows what she wants and how to get it shes a capital g Girlboss okay #SO IM THINKING. techno’s obviously a barbie have you ever watched any of his videos #BUT AT THE SAME TIME. being a barbie all the time would be so exhausting youve got sm shit to do #so in conclusion i say. hes a ken that can be a barbie whenever he wants. will he be tho? who knows #depends on the weather or wether he took his adhd meds that day

[raeofgayshine]

Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?

Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.

Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.

Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??

Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.

Clark: What.

Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.

Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.

Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?

#ravenpuff rambles #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #superbat #if you want to read it like that I mean Bruce is definitely flirting with Clark #and annoying him at the same time but really that’s just their relationship #anyways shout out to my sister who texted me ‘You think Bruce pretends Kansas isn’t real to annoy Clark?’ #haven’t been able to stop thinking about that since then #The thing is Bruce absolutely went into this as just a way to fuck with Clark but he got drunk and maybe leaned in a bit too hard #and then the next thing he knows he’s waking up to the news story ‘Bruce Wayne shocked to find out Kansas is real’ #*cuts to video of a distraught Bruce looking at Clark’s phone where Clark has a map of the US up* #‘See there’s Kansas’ #Bruce: ‘My whole life has been a lie?’ *looks to the camera* ‘Dick Dick did you know that Kansas was *real*’ #Dick snickering: ‘Yeah B they taught us that in school’ #Bruce: ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me?’ #His kids never fucking let him live it down nor do any of them believe Bruce when he tries to defend himself and say he knew Kansas was real #all along. They just pat his arm and go ‘Sure you did B’ #Brucie Wayne my beloved himbo of a man

[jamskateable]

Gabriel flaunts his pretty body without realizing it. he doesn’t scold any wandering eyes, though. after all, is it such a shame to admire God’s greatest creation?

or he’s just THAT oblivious. no one knows, really.

either way, his charisma, his diligence, and his half-naked lounging have earned him the appreciative eyes and ears of every angel in Heaven.

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #art #cw suggestive #I just wanted to practice posing #couldn’t hurt to draw some pretty legs right? #that and I love drawing wings in weird poses lol #that loincloth is the only thing granting him some semblance of modesty #he’s one gentle breeze away from flashing some poor defenseless virtue #he’s basically the dumb jock of heaven #heavenly himbo LMFAO #not really he’s smarter than that #but he IS oblivious to how pretty he is #he attracts a lot of wandering eyes #especially when he lounges about half naked in Heaven’s gardens #reclining on a chaise #plucking a harp #being the golden center of heaven’s lavish parties with his charm #you get the idea #anyway #he’s just pretty #I should lay him down more often ;)

[aeoris4lovers]

the quiet tragedy of verin being the one who never quite made it out.

for most of their lives, essek was the one who was entrenched in expectations, in the politics of their den. while verin was stationed far from the heart of the dynasty, ostensibly free from the eyes of his elders, essek was sitting beside their mother in court and speaking before the queen. and it made sense, because essek had always been better at all of it — the posturing, the sweet-talking, the ladder-climbing. his brother the black sleep was still his brother the prodigy; his brother the heretic was still his brother the shadowhand.

but then, essek meets new people and they get through to him and change him and make him softer, make him better (and why them? what is it about them, that they could do what verin never could?) and he runs. he gives up the title and the status and the power and leaves it all (leaves verin) behind.

suddenly, verin is the lone newsoul of den thelyss, the one with all eyes on him, with the expectations meant for two brothers falling squarely on his shoulders and only his in the absence of their other target. he is still the youngest of his den, the one they all watch and wait to be disappointed by, but there is no one to share that burden with anymore and all at once it becomes painfully clear that distance never really was freedom.

essek has a family, then — not a den but a family, with love and trust and care and warmth and all the things essek once called verin childish for craving — and a welcoming home to go to with someone who loves him waiting there and a garden in the front yard, and verin is left still fighting demons under the banner of a god (of a family, of a home) he only half-believes in.

and maybe they see each other more often then. maybe bazzoxan is remote enough that it’s safe for essek to visit in disguise. maybe essek’s friends come too and are kind enough to offer a taste of what essek has now and verin can almost believe it’s his too. maybe essek doesn’t even fight it anymore when verin insists on hugging him. but how much can that really fix? how much can it really change?

an unloved man leaves no one behind when he finally makes a better life for himself, but essek was never an unloved man. not really.

#listen i have a lot of feelings about verin #hes the kindhearted himbo of the family yes but he also is A Thelyss and weve seen the baggage that comes with #i think on the surface hed be thrilled for essek and love the nein #but it definitely wouldnt be an easy thing to stomach #i imagine its like the feeling of your sibling going to college and leaving you with your shitty parents but like. times a hundred #like ‘im so happy for you but i want to be happy for myself too and you getting out mightve just locked me in so where do we go from here’ #fuck man sibling relationships are so messy im going feral #we never even get to SEE verin but he haunts the entirety of essek’s arc and im incapable of being normal about it #cr meta #verin thelyss #essek thelyss #the thelyss brothers #den thelyss #the mighty nein #c2 #critical role #critical role meta

[thecryptidart1st]

this was the highlight of FusionZGamer’s playthrough

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf carnie #carnie #fnaf help wanted 2 #help wanted 2 #fusionzgamer #i snorted so hard #now mike is just a himbo twink #carnie became like top 3 of my fazbear ranking list and i only had him for one game

[faragonart]

"It sure is, isn't it..."

(A little continuation from this...)

Ridel had always wanted to see the Steppe... and Vatii always wanted to show him.

(ft. @pali-himbo 's Vatii)

#ffxiv #Ridel Moonshadow #Vatii Kiri #au ra #raen #xaela #ffxiv art #ffxivart #stb spoilers #ffxiv spoilers #wolship #vadel #haven't had a lot of time getting to draw the stb stuff that I wanted to... I may not be able to finish everything I wanted #I did want to hit most story beats that stood out for my boy but that's gonna take so long #and I wanna post all of my silly SHB and EW stuffs before DT comes out hhhhh #not enough time in the day to get things done I stg #not to mention struggling to get my drawings to a place where I like them... I need to stop caring and just post my garbo #Oh well... maybe one day... #for now here's my crap. Hope you enjoy... #Enjoy the himbo hopelessly pining for his best friend. heheh.

[steddier]

#himbo #I mean that with the utmost respect #babygirl steve harrington #steve harrington #sorry if this has already been done! #I just felt the need deep in me bones *shakes walking stick* #I really want to tag this as dumbification because of who I am #s3 au where Eddie and Steve are hatefucking perhaps? Steve is starting to learn things #but my guy’s brain has been sucked out through his dick *shrug* #head empty no school only eddie #steddie au #my stuff

[rustytrident]

i love intimacy hidden in the small things.

the first time mammon whispered to you, you swore you could feel your entire body tremble. it wasn't about the proximity, or his soft breath against the shell of your ear – nor was it about the words he told you. it takes trust to whisper to someone, to make your words small, airy, and direct them at only them, when you could talk to anyone, say anything. mammon chose to speak to you only, quietly and with intent, because he trusted you enough to do so; you feel that same trust every time he whispers to you after that, too.

beelzebub always gives you some of his food, even if it sometimes pains him to give it up. it's a "no, have it, it's your favourite part, isn't it?" before he slides the small strawberry of his cake, or the last of the chips you two were eating, to you. you tell him he doesn't have to do it, and with a sin like his it's bizarre to think that he does it at all, but he insists until you eat what he offered you. moments like these make beelzebub's quiet love loud, roaring, till it burns through your skin and nestles gently in your stomach.

walking past diavolo in the halls of rad always ends up with his hands somewhere on you. no matter how busy he is, no matter how many beings you are surrounded by, he will make sure to touch you, pat your head or shoulder, hold your hand for a second before he lets you go so he can attend his next lesson or meeting. on days when he has more time, and the halls are quiet enough, he will gently hold your hand and make you twirl for him, before smiling fondly and complimenting your smile, or your eyes. those moments with the future king feel soulful, vibrant – they light up the dark hallways of your school, just enough so you can see his smile: fond and loving.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #beelzebub obey me #mammon obey me #diavolo obey me #beelzebub x reader #mammon x reader #diavolo x reader #the puppy boy - himbo - hunk squad #the phhs (pee-hee-hees) if you will #man i just want mammon to whisper to me so i can fall asleep with his voice #is that too much for a dude to ask #sing me a song // the song of our glory

[lessnowon]

i mean. sure. bruce could be an absurdly competent actor who is capable of going about his everyday life flawlessly portraying an entirely fictional personality without ever breaking character...

but personally, i like to think that he is actually just extremely good at compartmentalizing and exaggerating different facets of his real personality, and that both "brucie" and "batman" are rooted in truth to some degree

#batman #dc comics #dc batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #is this a hot take?? #i have no idea #but it seems to me that a lot of people think of 'brucie' as a mask that he wears #and i just want to give bruce himbo rights #let him embrace his stupid. its stress relief.

[midnight-vixn]

Your honor, they’re idiots and I love them

#breaking news #tall man harasses short friend and nearly gets himself murdered #in Stolas’s defense he’s just a little guy #Amon is giving me the himbo energy I want #this event has been a blessing #what in hell is bad #wihib

[daffi-990]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday ☕️

Tagged by @bidisasterbuckdiaz @monsterrae1 & @wikiangela. Thank you my dears ❤️

Got some more LA Lonely 🏙️ for you because that’s what the writing beans are feasting on atm.

I wrote Eddie and Buck running into each other again (2nd time post hook up) at a coffee shop and I had to fight the urge not to share the whole damn scene because for some reason I just really like it. So instead have just a small smackerel.

Prev snippet here.

Eddie grabs the door for him and follows him outside and Buck really should get back to the engine because Chim and Hen without the right amount of caffeine and sugar in their systems can quickly become dangerous. But with Eddie’s eyes focused on him he finds his feet unwilling to move.

“I know you have to go and caffeinate the troops,” Eddie wets his lips and Bucks eyes immediately track the movement, “but I just wanted to say it was good to see you. Unexpected, but uh good.”

“Yeah?”

Eddie opens his mouth but the engine horn suddenly blares, startling them both so much that Buck almost drops the coffee in his hands.

“Let’s go Buckaroo!”

Buck contemplates dropping Chim’s coffee and claiming it as an accident.

Eddie chuckles. “I’ll take that as my queue to leave. It really was good to see you Buck.” And then he’s walking away and Buck doesn’t want him to go.

“Eddie!” Eddie pauses and turns around and suddenly Buck’s nervous. Every time he’s extended a hand out to someone he’s even the slightest bit interested in after hooking up with, it’s been left hanging awkwardly in the air or slapped away. But he likes the way Eddie’s smile makes him feel and even if Eddie was just being polite, it couldn’t hurt to be honest, right? “It uh - it was really good to see you too.”

The words are simple but Buck feels like he’s just unfastened a part of his armour and exposed his heart to whatever weapon Eddie is brandishing.

Eddie doesn’t launch an arrow or throw a dagger though, instead he smiles, which is twice as deadly but in a whole other way. His eyes are crinkled from how wide his smile is, canines of full display and it leaves Buck’s heart stuttering.

Bullseye.

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* also sorry if I missed anyone, a lot of people have changed their urls along with icons and my brain is trying her best 🥲

#daffi writes #wip: la lonely #buddie wip #buddie #this fic is from Buck’s POV and I’m just loving writing Eddie who is clearly smitten with Buck #but Buck being Buck .. he doesn’t see it 🙈 #like my man Eddie is throwing out heart eyes every time he sees Buck #and this himbo is like ‘I really like this guy but too bad he doesn’t want me’ #like come on 😂😂😂