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fredheads · 9 months
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thinking about how boy meets worlds first season aired 93-94 and how its very possible fred couldve been babysitting some kid during that time on a friday night and it was on tv and freds sitting down watching cory and shawn like "wow they remind me so much of me and my best friend fp who has gone away to the army and left me here alone..." lmfao anyway!
SICKENING!!!!!!
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xhopelesslyromanticx · 5 months
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I love a man in shorts - Oscar Piastri x Wolff!Reader
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summary: when people start to notice Oscar only owns one outfit they start calling him out for being a dad and you can’t help but see it too.
f1updates
Austin, Texas
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f1updates Oscar has arrived in Austin Texas this morning. He was all smiles and giggles greeting the local Papaya fans.
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f1stansss I‘m convinced this man doesn’t own long pants
user355 right? he needs a stylist
f1god he is a simple man
piastriii Y/n is there toooo
user355 she should try to get him dressed better
f2starter the guy owns two outfits; mclaren gear and shorts and shirt
user37 right he gives off sich dad vibes
landonorris @y/n.wolff this is your man?
y/n.wolff @oscarpiastri you’re being attacked broooo
oscarpiastri shut up Lando
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y/n.wolff
Austin
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y/n.wolff dads :)
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lewishamilton ?
y/n.wolff the girls that get it, get it.
user345 hahaha not her confusing sir lewis hamilton
user221 the way lewis is sitting has me dead
oscarpiastri aha, getting the reference ;)
f1troll shorts and shirt king
f1lover oscar has me dead, he is truly such a dad
georgerussell63 lewis is looking horrid in those pants
lewishamilton you didn’t even make the slide show shut up
mclaren Oscar is truly dad material
landonorris more like daddy
y/n.wolff LANDO!
toto.wolff ??
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landonorris
Austin
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landonorris @mclaren, next time Oscar gets to bring his child I‘d like a warning
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mclaren loud and clear Lando
oscarpiastri wow, what a great picture really did me well
y/n.wolff i love it, especially the cup, thanks lan :)
oscarpiastri don‘t
user457 uhh daddy coming through
pierregasly was it bring your child to work day?
charles_leclerc someone tell Carlos he can finally bring his
y/n.wolff gasp
f1troll so the RUMOURS are true?
y/n.wolff
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y/n.wolff texas had my heart, let‘s go halloween and mexicooo, thanks for the sippy cup lan :)
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landonorris stunning (the last picture)
toto.wolff the first picture is not very nice
lewishamilton don’t embarass her
y/n.wolff daaaaad
kellypiquet you look absolutely stunning
user456 y/n‘s so cute, oscar really won
f1update fav wag
user676 wag and dad
charlottesine miss you lots :(
y/n.wolff miss you too, see you soon though :)
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mclaren
Mexico
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mclaren dad off grid, daddy on grid
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y/n.wolff dead
mercedesamgf1 totos throwing his headphones again
user233 the second photo damn
f1troll hot right
f1 the famous stance though
piastrilovers my poor oscar is getting so much hate :(
landonorris nah he loves the attention
oscarpiastri thin ice lando
f1gossip
Mexico
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f1gossip Lewis when asked about his newly earned „dad“ title by teamboss daughter Y/n
„I personally don’t really get it. But people think it’s fun right. But I love Y/n, she’s a treat to have around.“
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user566 awww he‘s like a big brother
f1troll lewis and y/n are the real father daughter duo
f1fans crazy to think Lewis has watched her grow up
user456 yes he‘s always loved her so much
landonorris Oscars probably throwing his phone hehe
piastrifans ariana? what are you doing here?
user455 Lando is just as involved in gossip as we are
landonorris
Checos hometown
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landonorris mexico con papa 🍼 (y mama)
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oscarpiastri
Texas
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oscarpiastri the only thing that makes me a dad is my „ipad kid“ girlfriend
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user345 wait this makes actual sense hahah
y/n.wolff wow horrid pictures
oscarpiastri you look as lovely as always
f1troll 1:1 Oscar
y/nstans she is truly an ipad kid
landonorris good one osc
y/n.wolff shut up Lando
mercedesamgf1 googles what an Ipad kid means
user355 the best couple on the grid
georgerussell63 couple of children right
lewishamilton y/n and a cow? she‘s scared of them?
y/n.wolff
Mexico
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y/n.wolff mexico was a treat, i love you @oscarpiastri
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lewishamilton awww the first one
oscarpiastri move about two steps two the right and you‘re right where you belong
georgerussell63 you built the LEGO WITHOUT ME?
mercedesamgf1 its mclaren George?
user455 its mclaren georgie
toto.wolff too much orange but you look beautiful
mclaren parents
landonorris what a viewwwww damn
y/n.wolff talking bout yourself again huhhh?
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jingsyuans · 3 months
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My Jing Yuan thots™
He's so lowkey weak whenever you playfully call him stuff like tough guy/lover boy/etc, giddy like a schoolboy lol
I'll die on the hill that Jing Yuan's got a praise kink that not even the Aeons could destroy but he's so extremely picky about the praise 😤 after all he deserves only the best
One time you bowed to kiss his knuckles when you two first met at a formal event and like a menace/minx you swiped the tip of your tongue against him and he was flustered for hours, especially when you kept eye contact with him when you did it, the fiery passion in your eyes broooo he's swooning like a lovesick maiden and had to use so much restraint not to act unwise in public
Secretly loves it when you compliment him on being so handy or reliable, something domestic it
Absolutely sulks quietly when you can't have lunch with him, he's such a giant baby and I love it
Still carries Mimi around like a baby, he's a strong boy 😤😤😤
Lowkey flustered when you help him with chores that are more personal like dusting in his room because t
Absolutely will die on the hill that he's secretly a sucker for romance novels and shows he loves the chilches, please his irl life has had a lot of hardships and he just wants something happy
-✨anon, what's poppin fam?
I LOOOVE that idea of kissing his hand upon meeting and the teasing lick with the EYE CONTACT…. ✨ anon that’s golden and I will probably steal it for a fic bc 👀
And sulking when you can’t have your lunch date 😭 that’s so like him…. Big general baby
And!! I love the domestic stuff. Sharing household chores….. that’s another thing I may steal…. Simple things like that catching him off guard because he hasn’t had someone to share with since he ran off from his family. Is this what it’s like? He’s been missing out, and…. Watching you hum a little tune and fold laundry, he doesn’t want to miss out on these things anymore.
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73. roadtrip and shenanigans
previous [.beginning.] next > transcript under the cut
Makoto - ... I actually see myself moving here someday. [ sighs ] Now to figure out a way to drag you here with me- Kiara - [ laughs ] Buy me nice things and you might get a deal!
Makoto - easy peaaaasyyyy Serena - noice broooo Kiara - UGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mark - FOFUCKSAKE!!!! slide 2 - text messages from Kiara's phone between her and Jace
Mark - GROUP HUG!!!!! Serena - I’m gonna miss you so much baby… Mia - Me too corazón... [ sighs ] one more week and we see each other again, yeah?
slide 5 - text messages from Kiara's phone on the group chat between Jace and Serena
Kiara - NOOO! DON’T GO IN THERE!!!!! Mia - Oh god!!! I can’t watch!!! Lucas - I don’t think the children can handle your movie choice, my love- Benjamin - Nonsense!! We’re just getting started. Pass the popcorn, babe.
slide 7 - text messages from Jace's phone between him and Kiara
L.Faba - There’s no way in hell you pulled that woman I’m- Jace - I KNOW- wait... SHUT UP! Grace - I love you, angel- Evanora - [ chuckles ] But I love you more!
Gemma - So yeah… I’m moving out- Jace - Pumpkin… Are you sure? Gemma - I’m sure! Darrel Darrel expects too much of me, and I can’t take it anymore. Being a spellcaster isn’t everything... Jace - Alright, [ takes a sip ] so what’s the plan? Gemma - Well for now I’m moving in with a girl named Ophelia? I think it was! She’s studying in Britechester, and I’ll apply for next year- Jace - Have you told your mom? Gemma - Nope!! You’ll help right, ghoul? Jace - ...Can I ever say no to you?
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rxptdevil · 10 months
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South Park manin 4 Relationship headcannons
Warnings:minor sexual content aged up ofc
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Stan marsh
Probably, has you sit on his lap while he plays his video games or when you would beg him to show you some affection because you miss him
“Baby ill go to the room with you in a sec just this last round."
Literally LOVES having morning sex with you
Every time in the morning, when you get up to get ready, he ALWAYS has to bring you back in to cuddle him.
You always come to all of his football games since you're a cheerleader. every time he sees you, he steals a smug glance at you.
And doesn't mind roughly fucking you after losing a game.
Kyle broflovski
Lots of study dates before he confessed
Literally kicked cartman’s ass when he called you a whore in front of him.
You always come to his basketball games to see how good he looks in his shorts to support him
“You did so good out there baby”you said while pecking his cheek
You guys probably have workout sessions together
You probably begged him to tutor you because you were failing most of your classes
Whispers how pretty you are in public
“Have I ever told you how pretty you are” Kyle said while stroking your hair
Eric cartman
Literally kept ripping on you until you found out about his feelings
You probably only go to his house because his mom cooks actual good food
Since he’s more wealthy than the other guys, he LOVES to spoil you a lot
Broooo I’m imagining him annoying the fuck out of his friends by bragging about you so much to the point where Kyle punches this man in the face
He probably doesn’t even share his food when he’s around you and ALWAYS has to steal food from your plate
Literally begs you for attention in public or at home
“Please babe can we go homeee” Eric said hugging you from behind
“Eric I’m trying to hangout with my girlfriends”
Kenny MCconrick
OMG, I don’t even know where to start bro man’s a huge pervert
Only goes to cheerleading practice to see how good you look in your uniform
Literally only begs you to tutor him so he can see tits look when you move over the table to help him with a math problem
Same thing as Eric brags about you to his friends
Bro, if this man’s wants sex he’s getting it, no questions asked
You literally always have to slap his hands away in public every time he try’s to tough your private parts
“C’mon babe let’s go in the bathroom” he said with a smirk. You already knew his plans
“Kenny! Your friends are here we can do this when we get home!”
“Aww screw them! there they're just gonna have to deal with it”
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s0ftl3 · 9 months
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drunk!schlatt begging for your touch and affection despite hating pda, eager to get you away from prying eyes so he can smother you with pent up lust over the course of the night
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BROOOO YES NEEDY SCHLATT!!
𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒔ꨄ
Schlatt’s about to lose his god damn mind. The two of you have been at this party for a few hours now and he’s sufficiently drunk, and all he wants right now is to have you sprawled across the bed whining for him. Yet, here you are in some meaningless (to him anyway) conversation with Ted about some some movie.
You know, he could probably hold out longer if it wasn’t for horribly slutty out for you had on. The white tennis skirt you had on barely hid the bottoms of your ass cheeks and you too did nothing to conceal your cleavage. He so badly wants to just grab your arm and pull you away but he knows you’re enjoying yourself.
So instead, he opts for tugging on the hem of your skirt to subtly draw your attention. You place a hand over his to let him know you know he wants your attention but that your busy, but he’s not satisfied. He huffs and tugs a little harder to really show he needs your eyes on him. You tell Ted to hang in just a minute and pause your conversation.
You don’t expect to turn around and see schlatt have an almost desperate look on his face. Your gaze softens as you ask him what he needs.
His voice is low, “need you,” he tries really hard to not the desperation slip into his voice, but he can tell by the look on your face you noticed. “Please,”He adds.
You coo at him and turn to Ted, letting him know the two of you are gonna head out. You don’t miss the knowing smile he gives you as you turn back to your boyfriend. “C’mon, let’s take care of you baby.”
The two of you leave, heading to your car, you haven’t been drinking so you’re good to drive. When you move to get in the drivers seat Schlatt’s hands make their way around your waist, effectively stopping you. You turn around in his grasp with a confused look.
“M’ not gonna make it back home, I just wanted you where no one’s gonna see.”
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not metatron just casually handin out 30000 coins
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b- bro. i. uh. ahshagsga. yes sir 🫡. anything fo u dokja kim.
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hahahah
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:((
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DUMBASS. god i fucking hate him
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AS SHE SHOULD THIS DUMBASS SUBJUGATED A KID TO THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF ISOLATION ALSO KNOWN AS THE WORST FORM OF MENTAL TORMENT AND FOR WHAT? SO HE COULD GET A LITTLE LUCKIER EARLIER ON? THAT MAN IS AN ASSHOLE AND THE WORST AND I HOPE HE DIES MULTIPLE GRUESOME DEATHS
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NO NO DOKJA DONT JUST LET HIM DIE JUST LET HER KILL HIM
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AFYZYSFAUSTJXKTCTISRUAQUFUG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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OH SHEEEET
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ok the thing about this is up to this point theyve basically only referred to eachother using their full names, first+last but here joonghyuk only calls him dokja and it gives the vibes theyre close enough to refer to eachother like that so...he cares no denying you cant hide from my perceptiveness i can see everything
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BROOOO HES TRYING TO HOLD HIM UP NOT LET HIM FALL OVER CUZ HES GONNA DIE AND DOKJAS JUST GRABBING ONTO HIS ARM AND ITS NOT INTENTIONAL ITS INSTINCT AND AHSHAHSGS SO MANY WORDS THEY DENY IT BUT THEY CARE AND DOKJA WAS PROBABLY DIGGING HIS NAILS INTO HIS ARM CUZ HE KINDA IS MISSING HIS ENTIRE LOWER TORSO AND EVEN WITH FOURTH WALL THATS GOTTA BE SO PAINFUL AND YJH JUST IS FINE WOTH IT AND DOESNT CARE AND HES WORRIED ABOUT HIM AND SNAJSJWJSJDBSI
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bro he has a giant hole where his stomach should be
also i thought you hated and wanted to kill him
THIS JUST SHOWS HE CARED THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE HE KEPT TRYING TO KILL HIM BUT THE SECOND DOKJAS ACTUALLY GONNA DIE HES ALL LIKE NO NO NO NOT TOO LATE EVEN THOUGH DOKJA LEGIT DOESNT HAVE A LOWER TORSO AND THERES NO LOGICAL WAY FOR HIM TO SURVIVE BUT HES STILL IN DENIAL HED ONLY BE DENYING IF HE CARED AHAHAHAHHAHAHSBWHABSH
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dude he looks so scared for him im gonna cry 😭😭😭😭. like hes looking him in the face with the most terror ive seen for him i cant wtfffff
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no shit
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never seen him so angry he even has the glowy main character eyes ✋
bro there aint no way he wasnt in love w dokja cuz he was perfectly fine with letting seolhwa die even tho he like dated her last regression and here he is only having spoken to kdj a few times and ready to fucking kill everything for him
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YEA YEA UHUH HED PISSED CUZ YOU KILLED THE GUY HE WANTED TO BE HIS BF YEA YEA JOONGDOK CANNON THESE BITCHES GAY THEYRE ANNOYING AS ALL HELL AND THEYRE GAY
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castleclerics · 10 hours
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brenner time wizard shit
(this is a little bulletpointy just bear with me)
thinking about brenner doing a crossword puzzle where words literally intersect and overlap each other..... like dimensions...
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and he's timing himself, with imagery of a "clock" getting turned back then ticking forward again.
and in s4 the UD was stuck on nov. 7 and the clock in the UD creel house was frozen, then once max dies and the gates start combining you can see the clock starts moving forward. the season starts and ends the same!!!!!!!!
“we’re running out of time. hawkins is running out of time” “i understand the stakes quite well”
i already was thinking a little but ago that brenner wasn’t rushing nina because he knew hawkins was gonna combine with the UD but he didn’t want to do anything to stop it……. yes it’s bc he knows there’s nothing they can do to stop it from happening but cmon there’s definitely more to it for him.
also i was messing with the settings on this pic recently and noticed that the back of will's s1 article is a crossword puzzle......
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vecna (who is brenner is some way like let’s be fr) and will being the only characters with some type of time manipulation power like. what is happening dude
also something that’s driven me to many brinks of insanity is ross saying in an interview how dimension x is a hint as to why the UD is stuck on the day will went missing….. why are brenner and will so tied with timeline stuff like broooo will is the wrench thrown in brenner’s plan or something like that I KNOW IT I KNOW IT we’re in for such a treat
anyways IM CLOSE TO SOMETHING HOLD ME
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stylesloveclub · 8 months
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I like the idea of grumpyrry being so so soft with sunshine but not with anyone else and his friends think it’s so funny that he’s down so bad for her that he’s just this different guy
YES!!!!! guys like ugh all of the concepts floating around in my head rn:( like first of all maddie is always saying like "omg harry is so mean . he never talks to me when i'm over at his apartment." cut to maddie and sunshine going over to harry's apartment and she witnesses him like running out of his room to give sunshine a hug and a kiss and she's like . WTF!!! and he just scowls at her like fuck offf maddie while he pulls sunshine into his room to come cuddle w him:( but then also the way harry's friends are like so in shock bc he'll be sitting there with them like at a party or something all grumpy and he's not saying anything at all but then y/n walks into the apartment and comes over to him and he's immediately like looking up at her with heart eyes and pulling her into his lap and kissing her cheek and whispering :( i missed u baby :( and his friends r like ...... what . like they didn't even know harry could even be that soft or romantic bc in the past he's only like hooked up w girls while still being super mean and grumpy :( its a whole different side of him and it's only for his precious sunshine :( and when sunshine like goes to get herself a drink all of his friends are like BROOOO ur so down bad . what happed to our dog . and he just like huffs and is like . u guys just dont get it. I COULD GO OOOOON AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOON ABOUT THIS CONCEPT SPECIFICALLY I LOVE THE "I HATE EVERYONE IN TH EWORLD BUT U" TROPE
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fisherpiers · 1 month
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Hunter coming out to Luz as bi
OKAY here i am like over 6 months later LMAO
like whattt? im not dead?? i know, i know. my deepest apologies
i have already written him coming out in flapjacks with syrup so if you want more go read that too not to self promote agskgjjghh (i will be updating that soon just saying 👀)
but here’s some headcanons!
lemme see, theres so many ways for this to go. lets entertain just a couple tho lol
scenario #1
its july and luz is getting/making pride merch for everyone bc shes trying to make it a thing on the isles. at least a little holiday. perhaps a parade? itll be fun!
and she realizes she has no clue what hunters deal is. is he straight? aroace, maybe. that guy is married to his work.
shes trying to keep this pride thing a surprise so she asks him nonchalantly like “hey broooo i was just wondering. whats your sexuality. a friend wanted to know.”
and he bluescreens
“uh. i— i dont know, actually.”
he never really thought about it. hes always been too busy being attracted to them books lmao
he has to get back to her in two business days at least 😂😂😂
he basically spends those days spacing out and scaring his classmates by intensely staring at them.
hunter discovers that he generally feels the same about any gender. and he didnt really have a preference when imagining his future having a wife, husband, or partner. as long as they made him happy
and everyone was really pretty. hexside had quite a lot of cute witches and demons
but honestly, he still didn’t really find himself wanting to start a relationship with any of them (gee wonder why)
he chalks it up to the fact that he’s focusing on his studies and apprenticeship right now and has no time for romance
besides, if he had a partner, he’d have even less time to spend with luz his friends
he finds luz up in a tree behind the owl house, nose in a book. shes so focused on the story that she doesn’t even hear him approach
“LUZ!”
“WHA—“
she was so startled she fell put of the tree. hunter tried to catch her he really did but they both wound up crashing down to the ground in a heap
oof
luz shoved him off her, laughing “first you give me a heart attack and now you try to crush me? i thought we were friends now, hunter!”
“sorry, sorry,” he wheezed as he rolled over in the soft grass
luz went and retrieved her book from where she accidentally threw it, “so what did you need me for?”
“oh, i just wanted to tell you i think i figured out my sexuality now, like you asked,”
“thats okay. i didnt mean to presure you so you dont have t—”
he sat up, “im bisexual,”
liz gasped “OH SWEET, twinsies!”
she got matching bandanas for them. cowboy vibes lol
luz did successfully get the annual pride parade set up in the isles. hard to say no to her shes a force of nature and also kinda a celebrity now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
scenario #2
luz has just assumed he’s gay
bc they often talk about guys they think are cute. like if theyre at the mall food court (without the hexsquad) and see any hot guys they are thoroughly checking them out and giggling like school girls
its not something she can do with amity (obviously), vee or willow. plus, she trusts that hunter isnt about to go squealing to her girlfriend about her attraction to men she has no plans on pursuing
its a good bonding activity, okay. if you cant thirst over cute guys with your bestie are they really your bestie
alas, because of this, luz never reads too much into the moments they have together. hunter let a hug linger a little too long? he lets her eat off his fork? puts his arm around her on the couch? just friendly behavior. its not like he likes her or anything. bc hes gay right
anyway. theyre like, at a chinese restaurant picking up takeout for the gang and the cashier is just adorable. miss teen connecticut. the cutest girl ever. they both stutter their words and awkwardly fumble around while picking up this order. hunter almost dropped the food and luz signed her name as Liz Noda on the receipt
they get out of there and start laughing once they reach the car
“guess its bi disaster hour am i right?” hunter joked
luz laughed but then it hit her
“wait. you like girls?”
hunter looked at her confused, “yeah?”
“oh…” she trails off,
and hunter starts the car and drives off, not even giving the conversation a second thought
meanwhile luz is dead silent in the passenger seat like
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she be rethinking everything agsjfjjhh
OKAY SECRET 3RD SCENARIO!
tboy!luz au :3
okay so luz is scared bc he’s finally worked out his gender. he’s a guy.
its what pushes him to break up with amity. its amicable at least
and so as luz moves on with his life, and starts falling for hunter, he’s scared hunter wont like him now bc he’s trans
and once hunter finds out about that, he’s putting a stop to it fast. like:
“dude. im bi. i dont care if youre a boy or a girl. youre luz. and i like luz.”
and they live happily ever after the end agajdjjg
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shjiyemis · 1 year
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Warning!!! Gonna mention topics like racism and transphobia, and internalized versions of them. Heavy subjects that we know are going on with these characters are not being ignored just not going into them fully!!!
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Ok guys get ready for trans guy Bro Strider concept with a side of Dirk and Dave, it is a novel so look out LOL
This is an interpretation and concept I made up for fun with my headcanons, a theory even. So don't put words in my mouth. None of this canon nor am I saying it is. (but it's definitely canon in this head of mine, leave me be GJVFHCHF)
This is not me making excuses for Bro either, I am simply giving him a backstory and more layers.
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I headcanon Bro Strider as a trans guy (bc I headcanon Dirk as trans-masc), but like a trans guy who's lives in the down-low about being gay but completely hides that he's trans. I imagine he strayed away from any family he had before transitioning and was like, never gonna go back lol. Im pretty sure Bro was like a young adult around the 70s or 80s too so like we all know what was going on around those times tbh, plus the general prejudice that happened during those times (and to this day) can definitely imagine him dissociating from that in general.
IT ALSO ADDS ON BC I HEADCANON HIM AS BLACK SO LIKE black trans gay guy, pls that'd be a monstrosity of trauma whether it was indirect OR direct. 😱😱😱
My whole idea is that Bro was dissociating from most of that, probably met Mom Lalonde at some point in the past (like not romantically or sexually or anything of the sort). He's always been smart and a strong guy and able to work around shit but I think later on he actually starts becoming successful in the p0rn industry. Kind of where he was at his high but yeah, after he started gaining such popularity and success during that time is where Dave comes into the picture.
Uses training that he's seen in anime (stupid idiot) and as well as like Lil Cal guidance,,, let's not forget that puppet possessed in the beta universe... (And honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Bro Strider had an already general idea of extreme physical training before hand btw) Also like.... Bro is an asshole btw,,,,, A HUGE ONE!!! empathy is low, just cares about solutions but not really process, as long as it gets good results it doesn't matter.
Generally a shitty guy who won't give most people the time of day, unless he's getting something out of it.
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I skipped a lot of things that are like more important to Homestuck bc I'm mostly talking about Broooo rnnnn so if you were like "there's stuff missing" it's bc I skipped it GJCGJVGVJGVJ
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I also headcanon Dave as a trans guy, which is funny because all the striders really hopped on the trans ur gender train lololol
Dave's transness is way more different from Bro's though, more through experience. Dave was simply raised and he believed himself to be a boy because Bro was a boy and he also liked the stuff aligned with it. He never went to public school, he was homeschooled but he walked in the city alone alot, probably made a few friends in parks or near school grounds but was never IN school.
He was a boy no one really questioned it, so it only came up that he could be societally aligned with girls later on, like probably 10-12. But was probably pushed out of any traumatic shock by Bro about it and Bro was probably giving Dave a lot of like "man up" mentality. He was never actually able to process it much so it just never bothered him until later on in his life (probably mid-meteor ride).
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Like the trans Bro kind of came up one day when I was hyperfixating on Dirk (whom I headcanon as trans-masc, not a trans guy persay but he definitely leans into man label, I've been playing with his dislike for labels and kind of putting him under queer haha!) which is also fun and interesting to play with Bro because that also implies he's non-binary but like doesn't understand that label on the slightest nor cares enough to identify as anything else but as a guy!!
(Also quickly wanted to add that a good label that aligns with Dirks gender /for ppl who need it/ would be nonbinary guy/demi-guy/trans-masc nonbinary, Dirk just doesn't strictly label it, nor does he want to)
Like a few friends I've talked to said Bro would definitely be a transmed and honestly he probably is but more to the degree of not understanding ppl that go against the transmed ideology but like not caring bc it's not business (in my whole concept anyways), he's not interested in it or most people so he doesn't really blurt out about it. He'd probably think people like Kalvin Garrah and ppl similar to him are dumb as hell bc like, "cis ppl have always hated us wtf are you on?" But he also doesn't involve himself in any LGBT politics/problems, at most keeps up with stuff so he gets his down low business done safely.
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Dave would be considered to literally be a stud if he was known to be afab, he also has small breasts like Dirk/Bro too so a compression shirt would do the trick easy. He never actually medically transitioned until probably post-game, as an adult.
Upon actually going through puberty Dave was simply given the pill. Bro didn't raise Dave as a trans kid, he raised him as a boy without transness in mind!
Bro didn't educate Dave about trans ppl or anything of the sort, he simply raised him. Dave was a boy and still a boy, just not the same way as Bro, expression-wise and in experience.
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Will also definitely say this too, Dave did not know that Bro was trans.
Bro was like literally living and identifying as a cis man and his down low life was more about being a gay black man rather then a TRANS gay black man.
There's definitely a possibility he ran into a few trans men/trans-masc ppl and felt more comfortable with exposure with a few of those individuals but like yeah he kept his transness in the down-low bc even gay who were cis looked down on trans gays
Especially as someone who grew up in the 70s-80s where's trans ppl in general were seen as weirdos even within the lgbt community in certain areas AND racism. Both of those existed inside and outside the trans community.
So yeah, like. He couldn't really hide the fact he was black (though can't say he was ashamed of being black the same way he was ashamed of himself being trans, but he probably does have some slight internalized racism in general), but it had gotten "better" atleast a couple years prior of Dave arriving. His transness tho is very easy to hide. He did not need any top surgery bc he had already had small breasts and testosterone can make your breasts decrease in size as well, along with his very heavy increase in muscle? All of that made it so he didn't really need surgery at all and he made his own bottom prosthetics for himself for easy hiding during any possible sexual encounters.
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Hope y'all enjoyed feel free to send asks about this if you want 🥺
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matchadobo · 1 year
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why is pre timeskip zoro so friggin delicious bro, post ts zoro is so friggin hollow broooo hELP ME JESUS 🫣
has more lines
more substance and personality
ACTUALLY LAUGHS GENUINELY
banters with snooj are immaculately funny
IS FUNNY!!!!!
COOL + MAANGAS + FUNNY
SCREWS AROUND WITH THE CREW
HAS EMOTIONS
MORE FIRE IN HIM = MORE PERSONALITY
COMPARED TO THE TITS WE HAVE RN, EVEN IF HE HAS LESS TITTIES ON PRE TS HES JUST SO GODDAMN HOT IT'S UNDEFINED BY WORDs
imo right now he's just a cool, juicy tits haver... not even laughing, no more personality just strong strong strong, beef beef beef, ughhhh why perona and mihawk do him like that
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LOOK AT THAT BRO HOW IS HE SO HOT???????? ⬆️ ZORO VS BAROQUE WORKS AWAKENED SOMETHING PRIMITIVE IN ME
LET'S NOT FORGET ABT THIS WHAHSBSHSJSHSB HESSO FUNNY⬇️ (click to play iconic tarzan zoro)
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bro is smiling look at him :(
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POINT IS I MISS THIS MAN SO MUCH
i miss his tan skin, his sweet smile, so good to me so right~🎶
WAAAAAAH BRING HIM BACK 🥺😔
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Obkk headcanons?
After the war, when everyone's alive and nothing hurts, Kakashi has been instated as hokage against his will. Naruto is in training to take over literally the moment Kakashi decides he's ready, and Obito and Sasuke have headed out away from the village to find a new purpose in life.
And, uh. Both groups find themselves bonding.
[this is all PG, just under a cut because it got long!]
For Naruto and Kakashi, they bond over 'soooo, the guy I had a crush on when I was 11-13-ish turned evil and tried to kill us all and maybe stabbed me a little - but I still care for him more than life itself and my belief that he could be saved helped bring him back to us! ...Only now they've both been exiled, and we have a duty to the village so we can't chase after them'.
For Sasuke and Obito, they bond over 'sooooo we tried to kill our childhood crushes and now can never go home to see them again because we tried to destroy the village - so we shall pine from afar'.
Suffice to say, there's a lot of Angst in the air on both sides. BUT Kakashi sees Naruto suffering, and thinks he's gotta do something about this. Sure, he's giving himself to the village in the name of duty. He has taken up the mantle of Hokage and has let go of his own desires to better serve his people.
But Naruto hasn't stepped into that role just yet. He's allowed more freedom.
So, Kakashi sends off a messenger pigeon to Sasuke, carrying a note to the effect of 'Naruto misses you. Can you come close to the border, and I'll send him out on a 'mission' so you guys can catch up? [henohenomoheji]'
What he doesn't know is that Naruto is doing the exact same thing with Obito.
A toad hops up to Obito in the night and Naruto's voice spills out: 'Broooo Kakashi sensei really misses you. He's being sad everywhere. I can't handle it, you guys need to see each other again.'
Obito and Sasuke are, of course, aware of the messages they each got, as they're travelling together. They aren't aware that neither Kakashi nor Naruto know that they're both trying to set each other up with their crushes
Anyway, somehow this results in Kakashi and Naruto sneaking out of the village in disguise AT THE SAME TIME. And showing up at the rendezvous together. And just. Pointing at each other. Like SPIDERMAN MEME??????
Obito and Sasuke manage to defuse the ensuing 'but if I'm sneaking out of the village and you're sneaking out of the village, who's flying the plane????' panic. They assure them that Konoha will not explode without them for a single evening.
After this, they all have a chill couple of hours where Naruto and Kakashi can curl up next to their boyfriends and bask in the relief that they're alive. And Obito and Sasuke can tuck their arms around them and think that maybe, this current world isn't so awful after all, and there is a bit of hope for the future... 🥺
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More Reading Thoughts: Minas Tirith
(So I would like to start this off by saying that I’m writing this from the perspective of having already finished the chapter a while ago and had a couple days to chew on it. This is not a live-blog; this is a recap. The reason for this disclaimer will become clear below. ;-P)
I want to say something about these portions of Pippin’s ride with Gandalf, but nothing I say will really do it justice. There’s just something dreamlike, spell-binding, nostalgic, melancholy, and longing about it. The whole world whirling by under Shadowfax’s hooves while Pippin slips in and out of sleep.
People talk about the strange, extraordinary feeling that the scene at the Grey Havens gives them, but I can actually kind of identify that feeling, because I’ve thought about it a lot. This, though? I can’t even identify what emotion this is giving me. It’s like waking up and yearning for a dream you can remember less by the second. Wow.
“Sleep again, and do not be afraid! For you are not going like Frodo to Mordor, but to Minas Tirith, and there you will be as safe as you can be anywhere in these days. If Gondor falls, or if the Ring is taken, then the Shire will be no refuge.” “You do not comfort me.” Hahahaha there’s Tolkien’s bathos!
“He wondered where Frodo was, and if he was already in Mordor, or if he was dead; and he did not know that Frodo from far away looked on that same moon as it said beyond Gondor ere the coming of the day.” Hnnnngg my heart TT-TT
Hahaha the way that Pippin takes offense to being called a man AND being called brave X’-D
Bruh I dunno how people can read the description of Minas Tirith and actually picture in their heads what it looks like. I can see it now, because I’ve seen it in the movie, but it’s no wonder that this description made Little Me’s head spin.
I’m glad the movies took the comedy route here because Gandalf giving Pippin a long list of Things You’re Not Allowed to Talk About is very funny
Broooo Denethor’s face reminds Pippin more of Aragorn than it does Boromir 8-O Something something noble lineage and dramatic parallels…
Pippin immediately stuttering as soon as Denethor asks him a question is a huge mood
Movie!Denethor when you meet him: Grumpy. Grieving. A few crayons missing from the box. Easily not somebody you’d ever want to be around on purpose. Book!Denethor when you meet him: Serious. Level-headed. Shrewd. Asks intelligent and uncomfortably probing questions. A little bit manipulative. Still not somebody you’d want to have over for lunch, but someone you have to respect even if you don’t like him.
“[Denethor] turned his dark eyes on Gandalf, and now Pippin saw a likeness between the two, and he felt the strain between them, almost as if he saw a line of smoldering fire, drawn from eye to eye, that might suddenly burst into flame.” This is literally the same comic book effect that I used in these comics what
Speaking as a normie who also doesn’t have this stuff memorized, I find Pippin wondering about Gandalf’s age to be absolutely hilarious. “Well, my boy, to understand that, you’ll have to read this little thing called the Silmarillion—”
“Was it so, or had he only imagined it, that as he spoke of the Stones a sudden gleam of his eye had glanced upon Pippin’s face?” Ohohoho, foreshadowing??
(This is brilliant because at this point you could just write it off as Pippin’s overactive guilt from looking into the Palantir a couple days ago, but I’m also fairly certain we’re gonna find out later that Denethor has one of the Stones too, so?? Maybe he saw Pippin too?? Who knows???)
Denethor calls Pippin “my liege”, “half kindly, half mockingly”. I don’t really have a comment on this except that I find it fascinating he’d refer to Pippin as a superior, even sarcastically.
I can’t even paraphrase Denethor and Gandalf’s rap battle without making it less concise and biting than it actually is. Denethor says “let your wrath at an old man’s folly run off, and then if you’re going to come back, let it be to my comfort” and Gandalf says “BOI don’t even start with me, you can’t use your grief to hide, I see your game and we both know you’re no old man yet; when you’re a dotard, you will die!” SAVAGE—
“I am also a steward. Did you not know?” I’m sure Gandalf is just talking about the free peoples of Middle Earth being under his care, but my first thought went to, “I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Arnor…”
“Yet in the wizard’s face he saw at first only lines of care and sorrow; though as he looked more intently he perceived that under all there was a great joy: a fountain of mirth enough to set a kingdom laughing, where it to gush forth.” Bro there is something INCREDIBLY Biblical about that, I can’t even. The utterly overwhelming wellsprings of joy in a being powerful enough to see beyond the present grim circumstances into a bright and glorious future. “For the joy set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God…”
“Indeed you did your best, and I hope that it may be long before you find yourself in such a tight corner again between two such terrible old men.” Gandalf’s self-depreciation is genuinely making me feel better. Pippin isn’t even full-grown yet, and I’ve been a kid before, so I know getting stuck between the grown-ups when they’re arguing is TERRIFYING. This little bit of encouragement is badly needed.
“Well, there is no need to brood on what tomorrow may bring. For one thing, tomorrow will be certain to being worse than today, for many days to come.” First of all, mood. Secondly, I think that’s a good role model for how to deal with times like these. “This is gonna suck! Now let’s get out there and do what we have to do.”
Pippin’s first concern, the instant he’s left alone: “I want breakfast :-(”
(Okay so here’s where the recap disclaimer comes in. I’ve had a couple of days to think about it, and after much careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that Beregond is my new husbando.)
(NONONONO LISTEN. SHUT UP, STOP HECKLING ME, LISTEN. Look, I didn’t REMEMBER about Beregond until rereading this, okay?? I’m fairly certain I skipped through the Gondor and Rohan bits pretty quickly—because kingdoms of Men looked a LOT the same to Little Kid Me—and Beregond is NOT in the movies, so there was nothing to make him stick in my mind. BUT. HOLY COW. HE IS THE BEST(TM). So I’m gonna be keeping a counter of Beregond Being A Dreamboat for the rest of this post. Ready? Ready. Okay.)
Pippin has been left alone. Gandalf left on business, and now he’s stuck in an unfamiliar place with no idea of what to do. He sees a man coming up the street and makes up his mind to say hello because he’s lonely. He doesn’t need to! That man comes right up, introduces himself, welcomes Pippin to Gondor, and offers his hand to shake. He doesn’t gawk at Pippin. He doesn’t spend too much time interrogating him about who and what he is. He’s just like, “Hi :-D You’re the Halfling, right? I’ve been sent to show you around.” He’s so friendly and laid-back and easy-going I love him <3 DING!
Gandalf is gone for all of two seconds before Pippin almost blabs about Aragorn to somebody. Can’t take this fool of a Took anywhere.
Beregond asks good questions. He asks for clarification of terms, like “who is Aragorn?” and “what is a Hobbit?”. That proves he’s paying attention, and that he’s intelligent and curious and attentive and genuinely interested in what Pippin has to say. DING!
Beregond: “Is there anything you would like to know?” Pippin, hesitantly: “B b break fast? ? 🥺”
Beregond laughs so easily. I freakin’ love him. He asks Pippin “you haven’t eaten anything today?” and Pippin says “I had some wine and a white cake or two, but I had to answer questions for an hour and I’m hungry >_<” and Beregond laughs and jokes “at the table small men may do the greater deeds, we say”, clearly thinking of children—OF WHICH HE HAS ONE, so he’d know! DING!
And THEN he says “sounds like you’ve had as good a breakfast as any of us soldiers get around here” and when Pippin’s face does a “D-8 !!!” he laughs AGAIN like “nonono it’s okay I’ll find you some food, don’t you worry!” He’s kind and understanding AND he’s got snacks!! DING!
And then! When Pippin says “wait, Gandalf asked me to check on Shadowfax,” Beregond says: “But come! You shall make me acquainted with this good horse. I love beasts, and we see them seldom in this stony city…” LIKE HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS MAN, HE LOVES ANIMALS, HE’S SO EXCITED TO SEE A HORSE, I’M— DING!
I love that Pippin talks to Shadowfax like you’d talk to another person—and even better, that Shadowfax seems to understand, and lets Beregond pet him.
Shadowfax can neigh loud enough to shake a stable. Noted.
“Then they took their leave, seeing that the manger was well filled. ‘And now for our manger,’ said Beregond.” DAD JOKE DAD JOKE DAD JOKE— DING!
The way Beregond vouches for Pippin to Targon the Food Guy is the funniest thing. “He has had sore labor this morning,” not “he was sitting and talking for an hour”. Love it. DING!
Beregond learns a lot about the Shire and Pippin’s adventures, and apologizes for assuming Pippin was just a kid that Denethor took on “as a whim”. But there are two factors here: 1) he apologized proactively, before Pippin even had any reason to feel offense, and 2) he treated Pippin so well that there was no need to feel offense in the first place. I imagine his thought process must have been, “The lord has taken on a page, and I’m supposed to teach him the passwords? Sure, I’ll take this as seriously as I take any other duty I’m given.” No talking down to Pippin, nothing to make him feel any less than welcome.
Why is this important? 1) Because anyone who is quick to apologize is a person of humility and integrity. DING!
2) Because it says good things about his personality that he’s willing to accept what seems like a ridiculous situation with good humor and complete sincerity. DING!
And 3) Because if that’s how he treats someone he thinks is a kid, that means he treats kids really, really well. DING!
“And there were always too few children in the city; but now there are none—save some young lads that will not depart, and may find some task to do: my own son is one of them.” And it was at this moment —at this exact moment—that everything made sense.
You wanna know why Beregond immediately knew to treat Pippin the way he did? ‘Cause it’s ingrained. Him’s a DadTM. He saw Pippin and the paternal instinct in him immediately went—
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—and now, even despite knowing that Pippin is nearly full-grown, he can’t shake it. Mans is warm and nurturing and attentive and an excellent teacher because he’s had practice and I absolutely love him. DING!
Also ohhhh he has so much reason to be invested in how this battle turns out. He’s gotta make sure his kid has a future that isn’t in death or slavery to the Dark Lord. That’ll motivate ya.
“It is but the deep breath before the plunge.” Duuuude. That was Beregond’s line at first! I can definitely see why they gave it to Gandalf tho.
“It is over-late to send for aid when you are already besieged.” That’s…actually really good advice. Both militarily, and also in a lot of other circumstances. Cf. why I’m taking steps to avoid the clinical depression that runs in my family BEFORE it gets to the point that I need medication.
The way just witnessing a Black Rider immediately makes Beregond and Pippin become overwhelmed with despair until it leaves. That thing deals psychic damage just by existing.
And then, as soon as it’s gone, the mood passes, and both of them declare “nope, actually, I’m gonna hold on to hope, thanks”.
“‘Rightly said!’ cried Beregond, rising and striding to and fro. ‘Nay, though all things must come utterly to an end in time, Gondor shall not perish yet. Not though the walls be taken by a reckless foe that will build a hill of carrion before them. There are still other fastnesses, and secret ways of escape into the mountains. Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green.’” I just. I. Hjzzzg.
First of all, standing up and walking around to shake off the unwanted foul mood. I can see that in my mind, it’s so clear. Second, practical speech mixed with utter poetry. “Hope and memory shall live in some hidden valley where the grass is green”?? That’s just. Get out, that’s brilliantly evocative. And third: holding on to hope bare-knuckled, despite KNOWING the odds are stacked against you; despite realizing you might very well lose the fight, lose everything, even lose your life; despite having a family, and so much more reason to worry about what the world will look like on the other side of the storm; but stubbornly choosing to believe that light and song and goodness will endure, even if it’s after you’re gone. I just. I. HHHHNG. DING!
“I am no warrior at all and dislike the thought of any battle; but waiting on the edge of one that I can’t escape is the worst of all.” It’s interesting to see how much of this conversation was given to the conversation with Gandalf in the movies instead.
Beregond laughs again at the mere notion that he might be a captain. But he’s not the least bit bitter about his lower rank, and actually seems very proud of it. Humility and quiet confidence and still a good sense of humor. DING!
A rumor has already gone through the Citadel Guard that all the Riders of Rohan “each would bring behind him a halfling warrior, small maybe, but doughty”. They’re not right, and they’re not entirely wrong, because Merry, at least, is going to be riding behind Eowyn.
Pippin gets all the food and drink he wants and his only problem is keeping his mouth shut. Seems about right!
Aaaaand the final point in Beregond’s favor before we leave him for the day: Man loves his son. “But if you are lonely, as you say, maybe you would like a merry guide around the City. My son would go with you gladly. A good lad, I may say.” Can you imagine the twinkle in his eye when he says that?? Ugh, it’s too cute. DING!
I’m just imagining the thought process here. He’s getting to know Pippin and he’s like “Bergil would absolutely love this guy, he’s a hoot, he’d get a kick out of it”, and as soon as he knows Pippin pretty well he’s like “I’ll betcha he’ll like Bergil too, and I think he’d be a good influence”, and then he puts those two pieces together and sets up a playdate for his son and the hobbit he just adopted. Adorable.
People really do come out to stare at Pippin, don’t they?
Bergil is just. Written perfectly. His vernacular is much more polished than that of a kid nowadays, but the things he wants to talk about are EXACTLY what kids always want to talk about. “Hi! Who are you? How old are you? I’m ten, and almost five feet tall, and very grown up. Have I told you about my dad? He has the greatest job ever! Wow, you’re a grown-up already?? That’s so weird. Wanna wrestle?”
Also. One more point in Beregond’s favor. I love the fact that Bergil introduces himself with the name and occupation of his father. Is this likely a standard way to identify oneself in a culture without surnames? Yes, probably. Are kids usually proud of their parents’ occupations by default? Yes, if they’re allowed to keep that enthusiasm. Is it still very telling that Bergil draws himself up and puffs out his chest to proclaim whose son he is? Yes, yes it is. Beregond is a dad worth being proud of. DING!
I have nothing to say about the procession of reinforcements from the Outlands pouring into Minas Tirith, except that it’s a brilliant show of the diverse cultures Tolkien dreamt up for Gondor, and also FORLONG THE FAT
Also Beregond wants to hear all about his son when Pippin gets back. They’re so darn cute.
The lights are being dimmed in Minas Tirith. Somebody lived through the bomb raids in Britain….
“The Darkness has begun. There will be no dawn.” Dun dun dunn…
Final Dreamboat Points: 15
Results: Husbando
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WAIT HOLD UP
I JUST GOT CHILLS
THAT ENDING BROOOO
I CANT—
JAIME IS MISSING????
I CANT SAY I REALLY CARE FOR HIM ALL THAT MUCH BUT LIKE. HES STUCK IN FAERIE WITH ASH!
i guess someone’s gonna learn some shit that they’re not supposed to know….👀
jeez we’re gonna have a fucking wild ride in wicked powers i’m not sure i’m ready lmao
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huckleberrykai · 3 months
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His smile!! 😭 it make me feel so fluffy inside. Omfg, he's so cute.😭 I just wanna give him a huge hug.
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His sweat lil face, 😭 I can't!! I'm so down bad for these men. I just wanna squish his cheeks, and press lil kisses all over it.
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His tired, expression, the pout! 😫 I would love to cuddle up with him and fall asleep by his side, all snuggled up in a cozy blanket.
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Omg he's so pretty 😍 the suit the smile. Omg his lil finger tattoo 🫠 the Choker 😫, BROOOO I Need to be able to hold him in my lap and brush my fingers through his hair!
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i love his different hair colors so much! He looks so cute, 😍 I wanna cuddle him while I tell him how pretty he is. Hold his hand and kiss his forehead, gently.
I love them all so much. I think I got a lil carried away with this.
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I love them so much 💕
Also, hi there, I haven't talked to you in a while, I missed haven’t said this in a while but I love your blog so much. 💖 it makes me smile so much. I hope you're feeling well, and eating and drinking enough. 🫶🏽
THEY'RE SO CUTE AAAAAA this is precious :(( thank u you're so sweet!!
sorry I've been very very ia 😭😭
I hope you're doing well too!!! take care lovely <3
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