#I jest!

[juicy-cloture]

No disrespect but with you losing your virginity at 19 what’s your body count. I lost mine at 18 and I’m at 8 and we are the same age. (I’m a guy)

This nigga gets no pussy your honor

#i jest! #good for you #less than one body a year is noble

[orangerosebush]

Now I want banh mi :/

#Damn u Kai #I jest!

[runawaymun]

On the one hand I love to make every Silm character queer. On the other hand I refuse to believe that Nerdanel is anything but violently straight(affectionate). She married Fëanor and that just feels like an indicator that sexuality isn’t a choice. That feels like some cis straight girl bullshit.

#i jest! #they’re cute and I love shipping them #but still 😂 #nerdanel #feanor #the silmarillion

[greatbridge]

A sneak peek for what’s to come…. Beware

#/j of course #I jest! #it’s me i’m talking!

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

#this is half in jest #but #I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them #it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss #it’s so queer #Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It #XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING #the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing #I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME #and knew immediately I would love him forever #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #she’s being unhinged again

[kittvyxo]

it’s so relatable

#dieta motylkowa #jestem motylkiem #nie chce jesc #bede idealna #bede piekna #chce byc lekka #chude jest piekne #motylek blog #bonespii #blog motylkowy #ed not ed sheeran #i want to be weightless #low cal restriction #tw ed diet #anorex14 #ana meal #chce byc szczupla #blogi motylkowe #motylki any #lekka jak motyl #tw ana shit

[carnivalwizard]

wizards see a swirling elixir and r like "anyone gonna chug this?" then get sent to the mirror dimension

#i need to. sleepe #jesting #wizardposting #wizard #wizardblr #wizardblogging #elixir #elixir chugging #mirror dimension #relatable #🤪

[ladybugkisses]

Happy Halloween! !! 🎃

y'know i had to make something related to ♣️ this ♣️ comic

#she's gonna spend the whole night saying “i jest” at every chance she gets :^) #lackadaisy #rocky rickaby #mitzi may #dorian ''zib'' zibowski #selfinsert #selfship #art tag

[sapphothetic]

david foster wallace, susannah irene, anne carson

#this is how i’ve been feeling lately #it’s been soooo long since i made one of these #actually typed it out and made it pretty this time everyone clap #yaz.txt #parallels #web weaving #web weaves #compilation #david foster wallace #susannah irene #anne carson #infinite jest #words #quotes #dark academia #dark acadamia #aesthetic

[ariadne-mouse]

Still laughing about Caleb casually telling Essek in front of the Marble Tomes that he was in training to be a Scourger, when they have one in custody right that second for attempted murder in the Dynasty. Like from Caleb's perspective he'd established his goodwill pretty loudly via the beacon and even said he was from an "inner circle" of the Empire. But I feel like "btw that inner circle was assassins" is like a next level of bold to say when there has just been an assassin attack. And Essek maybe reads Caleb's earnestness correctly because he doesn't seem alarmed and just quips "are you telling me you're a Scourger?" and easily accepts the answer of no; it came across almost more like a teasing remark than anything else. But I also can't help but wonder if Essek, secretly-working-with-the-leader-of-said-assassins-(among-others) Essek, was also playing 5D chess with himself in his head for a moment as Caleb unknowingly threw yet another wild curve ball specially formulated to incite Crisis Mode for one (1) traitor in particular

#Essek like “he CANT be serious I can't do this again. I shall make a little jest” #c2e70 #critical role #op #essek thelyss #caleb widgast

[wisteriagoesvroom]

0 days since i last suffered from a papaya pookie-based attack

#Oscar Piastri #Lando Norris #landoscar #op81 #ln4 #mctwinks #twinklaren #they need to release their gorilla grip on my mental health please #it’s only mclaren accounts + delusion + race footage keeping me together at this point #I jest #but also…

[friendlyengie]

“No engineer burly beast cosmetic?” “Why didnt we get an engineer tits out cosmetic” you FOOLS have you learned NOTHING if we get a shirtless engineer cosmetic then they are going to give him ABS. THEN what will we do.

#You saw what they did to sniper i wont let my boy go down like that. #/all said in jest. All said for funny. #tf2 #the clown speaks

[sweetmorninglamb]

et tu, brute?

1. david foster wallace, infinite jest 2. growrotten, a brief story about saying goodbye x 3. k. wright, judas 4. @demiiwhiffin x 5. @frenchtoastlesbian x 6. x 7. unknown 8. taylor swift, the archer 9. @demiiwhiffin x 10. x

#on betrayal #web weaving #webweaving #parallelism #parallels #words #david foster wallace #infinite jest #judas #taylor swift #the archer #lover #julius caesar #marcus brutus #saw the first quote on tiktok and it ruined my night so i had to share the horrors #on love #on loss

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

he is just. so shaped. so so so So shaped.

#im Attempting some new tactics #it doesnt really show! but i am! #starting to fuck around w/ watercolor brushes... #holding him up like a little bee and saying I Just Think He's Neat! #< i jest! i think much much more about him #that i cannot share without devolving into an incoherent mess! #so. i just think he's neat :]c #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #frank frankly #im also trying... to do... (dramatic thunderclap) BACKGROUNDS #i know i know. very scary. they're still very messy #but... i like objects? i like Things? i like to look at a page and see put together clutter! #maximalism babey! #which is deadly when you're an artist methinks. but. whats one more agony added onto the rest! #it will be a while until i figure out how to Accomplish that put-together clutter.... #im still bad at colors! im trying to swim before i can walk! Yikes!

[platek-sniegu]

Skip breakfast, don’t break fast.

Skip dinner, be thinner.

#chudosc #chude jest piękne #chudzinka #pragnę chudości #pragn─ö chudo┼øci #lekkosc #lekka jak motyl #lekkie motylki #lekka jak piórko #chce by─ç lekka #bede lekka #bede motylkiem #jestem motylkiem #będę motylkiem #b─öd─ö motylkiem #chce byc lekka jak motylek #chude motyle #chce widziec swoje kosci #chce byc idealna #brzydzę się sobą #gruba świnia #grubaska #gruba szmata #za gruba #skóra i kości #kosciotrup #b─öd─ö lekka #nie jem #nie jestem glodna #musz─ö schudn─à─ç

[bamsara]

the intrusive and depressing thoughts come out of no where its like someone pulling into the driveway blasting bass broken speakers. turn the music DOWN

#sara shush #i jest however i am spiraling however we stay silly