#I have warm snugglies

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Rusl awoke abruptly.

He wasn't entirely sure what had woken him, but something was definitely distinctly different.

Was Hana crying? No. But something was rumbling, a rhythmic sound that was loud and vibrated gently against him as it emitted from somewhere in the bed.

Rusl blinked his eyes open, scrunching his nose as fur tickled it.

Snoring. He was woken up by snoring.

Slowly, Rusl raised his head just a little to look at the bundle of fur snuggled between him and Uli. Link had been unable to turn back into a Hylian yesterday due to the sleet, which, based on the pitter patter on the roof, had likely continued into the early morning. Uli and Rusl had warmed him up and let him stay with them, neither parent felt comfortable just leaving him resting on the floor in front of the fire. Somehow, though, Link had taken far more space on the bed as a wolf than he ever had as a Hylian, and Rusl was nearly about to fall off the bed this morning.

Link snored again, a loud, ridiculous sound that might as well have been a bulbin battle cry. Biting the inside of his cheek, he glanced upward a little farther to see Uli already on her side, head propped in her hand, trying her absolute best not to burst out laughing.

"So this is the true curse of the shadows," Rusl surmised quietly.

Uli couldn't help the snort that erupted out of her, and she quickly descended into a fit of giggles.

#writing #secrets of the shadows #dog snores are the freaking loudest I swear #Link already snores as a Hylian but they're cute little quiet ones #but he saws logs when he's a wolf #have some lazy warm snuggly silly vibes to start your day <3 #twilight princess #twilight princess link #wolf link #tp link #rusl #uli #legend of zelda

[steorransaluki]

you let the dog sleep in bed once, maybe twice, and now she thinks all your pillows belong to her now

slippery slope, man

#dogblr #finch #saluki #2 years #okay so maybe it was 3 or 4 times I DONT KNOW #shes warm and snuggly.... #and seems to have out grown waking me up by violently slapping me when she's loose so maybe this will be a thing

[jdetan]

A Gentle Touch

Link thinks about his relationship with Zelda as he lies in bed with her. Little does he know it's about to change forever. For the @zelinkcommunity weekly prompt: Gentle.

Link lay across from Zelda, quietly watching her sleep. Her chest softly rose and fell, she’d issue soft snores every few minutes, and if his position shifted, she’d reach over and pull him back in towards her. It had been a year since the Calamity, and Zelda lived with Link in their cozy Hateno house. Link wasn’t sure why Zelda wasn’t looking for a home of her own– she was well loved across Hyrule as the Princess who vanquished the Calamity. She could live anywhere she wanted… but she stayed with him, steadfastly refusing  any offers that came her way of alternate housing or even a different bed. The bed itself was small: big enough for one person, but with two people sharing, it necessitated contact. Link had offered to get a new bed or even make one, but Zelda had just smiled and said “This is perfect, Link.” before climbing into bed and gesturing for him to join her. They’d been sleeping together since the end of the Calamity– well, that was TECHNICALLY accurate, but they hadn’t so much as kissed. They shared the bed and held each other, each helping to fight off the other’s nightmares. Not that Link didn’t want more, of course: Zelda was so gorgeous it left him breathless: he looked at her like the goddess made flesh that she truly was. “Mmm…” Zelda groaned lightly, shifting her position slightly. “Link… you’re going to be just fine… please don’t die… I…” Tears began to well in her eyes as she began dreaming of the worst day of her life. “Shh, it’s ok. I’m here.” Link gently ran a hand along her cheek, a motion he’d found would calm her down- and brought him sheer joy, getting to lay a gentle touch on this perfect woman. “Mmm…” Zelda nuzzled against his hand, smiling softly. “Thank goodness, you’re alright…” She pulled Link in closer, resting her head against his chest. “I don’t know what I’d do if I lost you…” Link rubbed the back of Zelda’s head softly, smiling happily. He loved her– of course he did, she was, after all, perfect– he could only hope she had any feelings for him. Little did he know that he was about to find out. Zelda’s eyes fluttered open, her beautiful emerald eyes focusing on him as she woke up. “Hey.” She said, quietly, smiling at Link. “Hey.” Link replied, still gently stroking her hair. “Are you feeling ok?” “Yeah.” Zelda didn’t sit up, still staring at Link happily. “I had a nightmare, but it faded.” She yawned lightly. “How about you?” “Slept like a log.” Link chuckled. “Hopefully I didn’t wake you by snoring.” “You don’t snore. You sleep like a Sheikah.” Zelda's face was inscrutable as she scooted a bit closer to Link. “Hey, Link? You trust me, right?” “Of course I do. More than anything in the world.” Link answered, immediately. “Good.” Zelda said, and pulled him into a kiss. Link’s eyes went wide for a moment, until he decided to let a good thing happen and returned her kiss, running his hand along her back. After several seconds, they broke apart. “I’ve had feelings for you since before, Link, and… I can’t ignore them anymore. I want us to be more than just friends… if that’s alright with you.” Zelda looked away, blushing furiously. That had taken all the courage she had within her. “Zelda.” Link whispered her name, like a prayer. “Kiss me again, please.” Zelda turned back towards Link, smiling happily. “Nothing would make me happier.” Their second kiss was much less gentle than their first.

#zelink #first kiss #legend of zelda #link is pining #zelda knows what she wants #you go girl #fanfic #short fanfic #warm and snuggly #so snuggly #tooth rotting fluff #how many tags is too many tags #guess i'll find out #I have that good zelink brainrot

[spannardnation]

i unironically think a turtleneck and blazer is sexy as FUCK and when i tell u i DIE thinking abt edward in one??? like ok this is hot as fuck but also now imagine it with a turtleneck and im gfdhjkghkfdgdf

#theres smth abt it #and i feel like hes won it before? #either for a role or photoshoot or smth idk i think it SUITS him #not everyone can pull it off imo #and not bc it looks bad just bc it clashes w their aesthetic #like i dont think nunez would suit it #bc he has a much more open collar [slut] type vibe #but ed has the snuggly cozy warm [slut] type vibe #i dont have any evidence in screenshots tho so maybe im just insane and making it up #wishful thinking and all that

[frecklystars]

keri!!! there's a new ken doll with the i am kenough hoodie that has a different face and it looks like ryan!!!

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM???? THAT'S MY KEN???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 WUHWUH I'M SOBBING. BRO. THAT'S REALLY MY KEN!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT THE HELL. IT'S GOT HIS GODDAMN KIND EYES. CHISELED FEATURES. I'M SO SAD I CAN'T AFFORD TO PURCHASE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭😭 AHGUHGH... might have to open commissions earlier JUST for him because I want him so badly

Thank you so much for telling me, I would not have known otherwise. I have email updates on Mattel's website but I've never gotten any notifications for new Barbie Dolls. So it means the WORLD TO ME that you guys have been keeping me updated on the new dolls and new clothes, because otherwise I genuinely would have no idea. And the fact that he's sculpted to look like Ryan makes me so, so happy 🥺🥺🥺🥺 oh my god look at him. that's my kennnn 😭😭😭😭😭 I got so emotional seeing this I have tears in my eyes. whwhhgh. THAT'S MY KEN 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Well, I'll DEFINITELY open 2 extra commission slots in November so I can try to preorder this before the window closes. Thank you so much for telling me 🥺🥺🥺🥺 oh my god please. please. look at him. isn't he so beautiful??? OH HE'LL LOOK SO CUTE WITH MY BRACELET ON HIMMMM

The only problem--

2024??? HE WON'T COME HOME FOR A YEAR???????????????

#MATTEL COME ON #anonymous #asks #keepsake #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́- #YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING CUTE HE WOULD LOOK WITH MY BLUE 'K' BRACELET??? #AUGHHHH #I NEED HIM SO BADLY #THIS + THE FAUX MINK KEN. but at least that one comes in February #this one I don't even know if I'll be hyperfixated on Ryan's characters a year from now 😭 I never know... #but regardless. in the meantime. I WILL preorder this. I don't want to miss out #if he didn't have Ryan's face I'd be willing to save my money and wait #BUT HASHTAG THAT'S MY KEN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT #when i tell you i had tears in my eyes looking at him. my god #i know i cry easily these days when i see him but this is just. fkdjgsfkdjgh #IM JUST ACTIVELY WEEPING OVER A KEN DOLL DON'T MIND ME. MY HEART IS JUST SO BIG. #AND MY LOVE FOR HIM IS JUST SO ENDLESS AND OVERFLOWING #I hope he can feel my love from here. when I hug his dolls everyday #in BarbieLand I hope it makes him feel so snuggly and warm

[dracolizardlars]

That very specific sensation when you feel inescapably cold for medical reasons so you bundle yourself up in a cocoon and after a while you become aware that you're actually really hot now but the cold feeling is still there so you have this really strange contradictory experience of sweaty coziness

#I call it HotCold #It's not actually all that bad it's kind of nice being able to be SO warm and snuggly and not fully feel too hot because of the chill #draco speaks #I used to get 'chills' like this for no clear reason I think it might have been something hormonal because I don't seem to get it anymore #right now it's because I have a cold which is like. yeah it's literally called a cold that's fair enough

[gimmeurtmi]

i had a dream i was shopping and there was cute kpoppie things everywhere 🥰☺️ so i bought a bag that was black and fluffy and had a lil window for a photocard and a kuromi photocard holder and like sparkly and cute little trinkets you could put in a snow globe (?) anyway. where is this shop irl i need to go

#l.txt #i still don’t have a tag for dreams #can you tell i love things lmao imagine dreaming you’re at the shopping centre #first beautiful dream in weeks i slept sooooo well #i’m surrounded by pillows and a snuggly blanket and i got to dream about normal things again 🥹 #god bless it was wonderful <333 #comfy and snuggly and warm mhmmm

[void-tiger]

Oxytocin low. Send hugs.

#tiger’s roar #it has…been overcast for days. with no snow to maximize light output #and since it’s been so warm the trees think it’s fucking SPRING…not likely gonna get The Mirror Effect + Seasonal Coziness any time soon #and it’s when it looks like a so called Tender Tennessee Christmas outside…is when I actually get the winter SADs #because tennessee in winter is nothing but bizarre tempts and overcast browns. it’s miserable #also…I really only get People Hugs from a ‘what even are we really’ ‘s mom #like…once every two weeks. there’s only so much pets being snuggly and burrowing my face into a jumbo squishmellow can do to help with this #and…Someone told on me to 3rd Party. either someone broke confidence who was told to keep it #OR… ‘what even ARE we?!’ and their sibling (and possibly their parents) all played detective. and spoke to 3rd Party #I…would rather believe the second. vs betrayed Yet Again #because of the timing and because…they’re really the only ones who have Visibly been allowed to see just how Awful this was for me and… #still trying to put on a brave face. redraw boundaries. protect everyone #but I still feel so so fragile. and I need them HERE. and it feels so so selfish to want that #and doing my best to Brave Face is…walking on a fractured leg. but what else am I supposed to do #and…I feel so embarassed to basically expose just how damaged my attachment is #and that using friendships and longing for friendships and prioritizing platonic over romantic is…apparently not normal. #prolly a trauma response actually. and I cannot force people to be friends. because to me friends are surrogate family. literally #and that is…too intense. probably. #(…and did I mention that needing this just feels…selfish?)

[izzy-b-hands]

"Okay," Ed says, a careful eye on the inn's ridiculously big bed (though, for the price they paid for the best room, it should be.)

"Stede, you first, right side, turn on your side to the left aaaand there we go! Stay put," Ed instructs as Stede strips and follows him to the letter.

Izzy spends that time stripping down, and stands not unlike he might on the deck while waiting for Ed or Stede's next instruction to the crew. Arms behind his back, wrists clasped, bouncing gently on his heels.

With his cock firmly at attention.

Ed can't seem to help but laugh. "Iz, relax. We're on vacation, remember?"

"I'm perfectly relaxed!"

Ed shakes his head. "Sure. Then go ahead and mirror Stede there, on the left side."

After Izzy is in place, Ed hops up by the end of it and crawls to snuggle between them. "See? One of you can fuck me, the other can frot with me, and we still lay down and rest a bit! Win, win, win."

However, he's not all the way up yet, his face still snuggled with Stede's tits on one side, and Izzy's on the other. "Hm. Two seconds actually. I need a minute to enjoy where I am right now."

Izzy and Stede giggle, but they snuggle closer and let him nuzzle. He turns on occasion to gently smash his face into each of their chests, seemingly more relaxed by the moment.

"Oh," Stede says softly. "Iz, is he?"

Izzy nods. "He fell asleep."

Ed's breathing is slow, and he lets out a tiny snore as if on cue.

"Shhh," Izzy giggles. "Don't laugh!"

Stede slaps a hand over his mouth and nods.

They watch Ed sleep for a moment, then Izzy sighs.

"Let him sleep. I know he wanted to break in the bed, but I think it can wait."

"Doesn't it tickle?" Stede asks, gesturing to Ed's face smushed almost completely in Izzy's tits. "Him breathing against you there?"

Izzy nods. "I'm trying to ignore it."

Stede smiles, then in one voice they both say:

"He'll be a grump if we wake him up now."

Izzy smiles back. "Come to think of it, wasn't I too grumpy for you earlier?"

Stede yawns. "You were. And you bitched at me about the damned barnacles again-"

"They're physically affecting how the ship moves," Izzy interrupts. "And there's enough of them now I can't scrape them all off myself. That's why I was bitching."

"Iz," Stede scoffs. "Why didn't you just say that then?"

Izzy pauses, wheels turning. "Well fuck. Suppose that would have been better."

"Eh," Stede sighs, and snuggles into his pillow. "Consider it water under the bridge. When we get back, I'll make sure someone helps with that. I've already run the damn thing aground; I don't need barnacles to sink it next."

Izzy giggles. "Since we've been...getting along better, can I trust you with something?"

Stede looks pleasantly surprised. "Sure."

"Ed and I have run aground twice ourselves," Izzy says. "And the last one not too long before we ran into you."

Stede's mouth drops open. "Izzy!"

"I know," Izzy continues. "So...don't feel so fucking bad about it, alright? It happens. We just can't let it happen again, or at least not let anyone find out about it."

Stede grins. "Jack?"

"Fuckin' asshole," Izzy sighs. "As if he doesn't have a record of mutinies, but no, he brings up the fucking runs aground every time I see him-"

"Well, you won't see him anymore I don't think," Stede interrupts.

Izzy breaks into a grin, clearly fighting off a laugh. "Bonnet!"

"Well! I don't think I'd survive a cannonball like that."

"He'll hear you and come back from the dead purely to spite you," Izzy jokes.

"Let him," Stede says. "I'm ready for him now."

"What? To duel him and slap his ass with your sword?"

"And more," Stede yawns, setting off a yawn for Izzy too. "I can't keep my eyes open. If he's out, we may as well..."

Izzy nods, and snuggles in, a hand draped over Ed's side to rest near his hip.

Stede's hand joins after a moment, as Stede presses a few gentle kisses to Ed's. He reaches hesitantly for Izzy's hand, holding it as gently as he dares.

Izzy doesn't let go, but squeezes his hand and holds it tighter.

#text post #some early days steddyhands with stizzy focus bc ed is sleeby cozy and falls asleep before we get to the end aksnfkdgkgn #in his defense i also would want to sleep all snuggled like that bc how warm. how cozy and soft. #he could probably hear izzy's heartbeat too and that would lull my ass to sleep bc comforting #for those who usually enjoy my stuff: have at lol #in the morning ed will help address the accidental blue balling of his bfs but they wouldn't care if he didn't #bc they just enjoyed being snuggly like that to fall asleep

[shrimplicitly]

the joint keeping the tips of my fingers warm just like in botw when link holds a fire sword it keeps him from freezing to death in the mountains

#image.txt #braved the -26 windchill for my joint #bundled up 4 layers 2 pants two socks 2 gloves scarf etcetera etcetera #still cold tho my phone wont charge correctly until it warms up again #i have my pointer finger and thumb cut out in my right hand gloves bc its hard to smoke if i dont #so i kinda had bare fingers out there but it was ok. had my warm snuggly joint to keep the frostbite at bay #that and i was only out there for like 10 or 15 min

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Of all the things to come to mind, Ganondorf had not figured that a sore neck and back were going to be his biggest concerns at the moment. But as the demon king tried to shift his position lying on his side on top of the vines and plateau that had formed in his display of power, he winced a little as his muscles tightened.

For an instant, he regretted returning to his original form as soon as he had. It had certainly drained him of more energy than he’d liked. But then he looked down and sighed as his heart warmed, and perhaps he could handle the ache.

Link was asleep, snuggled against his chest and held there loosely by Ganondorf’s arm. The boy had spent the last four days wandering the Depths, and though he’d found several ruins (and collected poes, and all sorts of flora, and any shiny thing in sight as the boy was wont to do), none had resulted in discovering any more of their family.

Surely if that rat king’s subjects had buried Link in a place of honor, the Hylians would have done the same for the sages, yes? Surely if they could at least find Nabooru’s grave she could help them find where Hemisi might be? His daughter had a strong relationship with her parents, she likely would have wished to be buried close to her mother.

Link shivered a little, and Ganondorf pulled him closer for warmth. He checked in on his minions, both above and below the surface, and found there wasn’t really much activity going on. Rauru’s knight was likely asleep as well.

A smile pulled at the demon king’s lips. He wondered how that pathetic knight would fare against his boy. The knight had held up surprisingly well against the puppets he’d thrown at him in the castle. It didn’t make much difference, he supposed. He’d kill him. Perhaps he’d have Link do it. Once the knight was out of the way, the others would fall so easily it would be almost laughable.

A part of him was annoyed that his beasts hadn’t overtaken Hyrule yet. But mostly, he was happier for it. After all, he much preferred a challenge and the satisfaction that came with personally crushing his enemies into dust.

He still had time to recover the strength he lost in helping Link. It would be fine, and Hyrule would be his. His family would be his.

Ganondorf curled in on himself a bit, resting his head over Link’s. Vaguely, he noted the boy’s hair was less brittle - he supposed that meant forcing the boy to eat and drink was actually helping. Good.

Link made a soft noise, catching his attention, and the Gerudo king pulled back a hair to look the boy over. The teenager’s face was scrunched in discomfort, brow furrowing steadily. A nightmare, perhaps. Ganondorf wouldn’t usually care all that much, but goddesses if it didn’t take a near miracle to get this child to sleep. He wasn’t going to let a nightmare sabotage that.

Ganondorf ran a hand through the boy’s hair, gently pulling him to reality rather than letting the dream startle him into it. Link woke blearily, eyes barely opening in confusion, breath still a little fast but not as it could have been. With the nightmare banished, the Gerudo king held him close, kissing his head softly and whispering, “It’s all right. Go back to sleep.”

He didn’t need his magic to make the boy listen. Ganondorf knew from experience that comfort made the boy melt into submission far more than anything, at least in the half awake state he was currently in. And he didn’t mind giving it in moments like this. Link closed his eyes, sniffling a little and snuggling in closer, burying his face in the man’s tunic. Ganondorf chuckled a bit before closing his eyes to rest as well.

Someday soon, he would have everything he wanted. In the meantime, what he had now was more than enough, sore muscles and all.

#writing #hero of shadow #tears of the kingdom #totk #legend of zelda #ganondorf #I’m in a warm snuggly mood so have warm snuggly vibes #With the edge of “uh this isn’t good” because it’s Ganondorf lol #He can be soft and cuddly while he thinks about mind controlling his family and destroying Hyrule and killing the Hero ☺️😂 #I should go to sleep now lol

[fairymint]

@gcd-fcrsaken

he's thinking about volo..... want to give him chicken soup. want to be the chicken soup for his soul, even just a little for a moment. want to kiss his neck, not to start shit, just because it's there. want to kiss him like eating a fresh juicy peach.

soft thoughts....how to describe it...

#musings. #gcd fcrsaken #i was minding my own business at work and the muse just started in on this shit #like yes i did have chicken soup b/c it rainy today. but what does that have to do w/ him??? #damn volo you struck a well of snuggly. #need i reiterate; he still doesn't even know about the empath shit so it's not even on purpose #only thing i can theorize is recent relations+ smelling formula + general testosterone shit #but it's uniquely toned way down to warm and fuzzy.

[buginateacup]

Fuck yeah that new hoodie feeling

#i am warm! #and snuggly! #and i have a pocket!

[queerb]

Got a flu shot last night and forgot that it can give you flu-like symptoms, so that in combination with being without my anxiety meds for a week made for a real shit morning at work 😮‍💨

#but! I'm home now and got my insurance situation sorted out #so i have my paxil again and am warm n snuggly in bed

[becca-alexa]

so apparently working from home whilst snuggled in bed is actually counter-productive

#becca.txt #i have been sleepy all day #because i'm so snuggly warm #but i have tasks to finish

[brainrotdotorg]

imagine a dashboard for alligators. what do you think that would look like

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🍏gatoridae Follow

Controversial opinion. If you're doing nothing but eating meat, what are you even doing. Remember to include bugs, fruits, and legumes into your diet in order to help aid digestion of the meat that you get from snakes, fish, and mammals.

Just because we have the reputation for eating lots of meat, that doesn't mean we have to stick to it.

🥒biting-you-biting-you Follow

counterpoint: fuit yucky

🪵blog-from-a-bog Follow

wdym reputation of eating meat. i float lik ea log thats what im known for

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🌿swamp-ass Follow

asked dad if i could go and steal some Floridian guy's lunch and he said "we have prey at home" girl we have been doing shit ALL DAY i am an awesome 600 pounds and I need some meat left on me to deathroll with. let me get a quick snack that i don't need to kill mmmmmmm burgers I want people food soooooo badddd....... i know they shouldn't feed it to me but I have such a lovely smile oh please oh please give me your burger.........

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🥗aliali-seeyoulater Follow

mom says it was cold the season she laid me so i have to be a girl. because girls are always born from eggs laid during cold seasons.

cope and seethe mother first of all, second of all, the reason i am transgender is because you kept me too fucking snuggly warm in the nest.

#i guess if you wanted a daughter you should have. idk. made a shittier nest? #thats not really my fault man

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⛰fuckyeahhugesnout Follow

You'll never guess how I just learned that we have the honor of being the "loudest reptiles in the world"

🫑teethem Follow

Yeah yeah, the 90 decibel mating bellow, we've all heard it.

🤢ch0mper Follow

we've all heard the what

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🩲gaytorrr Follow

this guy asked if i wanted to see his gator hole and i said fuck yes. why this boy take me into a 65 foot long hole in the mud at the bottom of the lake

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🏞daily-clawsitivity

✨Remember to take it easy sometimes!✨We thrive in slow-moving waters!✨Even though we can run fast, we get tired fast too-- it's okay to let yourself take breaks!✨Let yourself relax, that's how we made it this far as a species.

mud-rocks-deactivated20140706

Yeah, imagine telling your prehistoric great great great great great great great great great great grandpa or something to calm down and relax when he should be doing nothing but deathrolls. the longevity of the species should be your only goal. It's irresponsible to encourage your fucking species to fall behind even more than it already has? Have some pride, you're not a crocodile.

scalesssss-deactivated20150310

jesus christ calm down

alidile-crocogator-deactvated20140709

Okay, this post has a lot of misconceptions in it. There aren't as many differences between crocodiles and alligators than you think. It's really harmful to think that we have nothing in common with each other. So what if they're carnivores and we're closer to omnivores, or their snouts are more U shaped while ours are V shaped. We're both badass miracles of nature that have no reason to be pit against one another all the time.

Don't listen to guys like this. It's just hateful and small-minded.

stop-jawlock-androll-deactivated20140911

crocs are like. like them shoes that float right

wetlandia898 Follow

i wish i was a crocodile because i could have a virgin birth and i wanted to see what it would be like to eat an immaculate conception.

bigchallengesrealblog-deactivated20190412

welcome to the no notes gator/croc discourse post.

🦖l8rg8tr-z Follow

omg this is the post.... i can't believe i would see this naturally on my dash

🎍taildraggers Follow

Uh are we just going to ignore the virgin birth reply orrrrrrrrr

🐊gator-heritage-posts

gator heritage post

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howw ws i nbevyrboy tyopingssaog oo vd wi hhrth rh thrre cl alawas ?>>

🌴a-l-g-t-r Follow

lmao this idiot never learned how to use their tail to type

#/j lol yeah its kind of hard at first #actually i'd say cut your losses and forget how to type bring the laptop back to the dumpster its not worth it

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🐍bellowbellowmygoodfellow Follow

am i fucking stupid. i just learned theres another species of alligator other than just me and the guys in my swamp. and i said "oh wow I didn't know that! which one of the two are we haha" and my buddy just stared at me like I was a fucking idiot. how am i supposed to know if no one ever tells me this . WHICH AM I

🍖meet-eat3r Follow

there are only 70-80 mature chinese gators in existence while there are 750,00-1 million mature american gators . do the math.

🐍bellowbellowmygoodfellow Follow

i could have just hatched you don't know me.

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🍀gatortears Follow

a group of queer gators in church call that a congregaytion

#reblogging this one bc none of you appreciate me

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👞makemeintoshoesdaddy Follow

I'm seeing the no notes gator/croc post circulate again and ha ha yes it's very funny, but we are NOT starting gator/croc discourse in 2024. lets leave that shit in the past. i know that's not what the post really ended up being about but i am soooooo sick of it.

🌾clawstothewalls Follow

okay, so the one with a fetish for getting turned into handbags is gonna talk down to us now.

👞 makemeintoshoesdaddy Follow

Not to be a pedant but its Shoes Actually. It even says so in the name. Shoes.

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#this post was all an excuse to tell you alligator fun facts #i fucking got you dude. i got you