#I had one job

[comyet]

FUCK

#i had ONE job #mye rambles #inktobertaleasks

[rizzmin]

Dropped a hammer on my hand and now it is bruised lmao

#/god's warning\ #I am so fucking dumb #I HAD ONE JOB

[layton-heritage-posts]

"Layton her Post", good job me!

#not a heritage post #fuck #I HAD ONE JOB

[milkiematcha]

i missed jenos birthday🤡🤡

#i had one job

[misfit-kaijuu]

Everyone.. please forgive me... I forgot my apple pencil at home...... the rest of the requests will be fine tomorrow

#why am i like this #i had one job #i hate mondays

[name-that-isnt]

Every other time I feel myself growing as a person I get the masculine urge to simp for vaati and make up stuff about him. But then I realize that I have no more bullshit theories left in me and I start to mentally sob. The only thing left for me to do is illustrate my hcs but I can't draw‼️ I can't get my vision of him onto digital paper‼️‼️

#this was supposed to be a loz braindump account but i sullied it with other fandoms and personal stuff and an illogical amount of rbs‼️ #i had one job #🧿 #🛡️

[julieemarine]

And I forgot to include info about Mizumi’s tail and ear fins.

#I HAD ONE JOB #mizumi mizuiro #juliee chat #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha oc #mha oc #boku no hero acadamia oc #my hero academia oc

[iamvegorott]

Pardon me reading into things, but I think the girl at the end of that one writing you said is becoming a story is actually Day and not Yandere because this is what she looks like (she’s the girl on the far left):

They said she had a golden-glitter top and the dress is that way, and she has her hair in a bun.

Plus, the person that plays her (Mari Takahashi) is Japanese-American.

My ass completely missed that XD

That makes so much more sense!

Thank you!

#angst anon #blew right over my head XD #that is 100% on me #re-read the og #and yeah #thats def Day XD #i had one job

[angrywarrior69]

Me: has several conversations with my mom to try to prevent her from dead naming/misgendering my friend, and informing her of polite ways to correct herself in case she does an oopsie

Me: dead names/misgenders my friend

#i had one job

[nightoftheweek]

I have the tendency to forget that the pay machines at the check out have three options of payment with cards. Swipe, insert, or tap your card at whatever corner the machine wants you to do. I told the cashier that it's like doing the macarena at this point with all the options and she agreed. Then my dumb and tired riddled brain decided it was okay to sing out loud: "Hey macarena. Do the macarena and shake it all about." To which she started to laugh while pointing out that I just put two different songs together. It took me a moment to realize what I had done and all I could respond with was "Ah. You're right."

I've decided that I shall never return to that store.

#I had one job #And it was not to make a fool out of myself #I've also come to realize I am horrible with any social settings #How does anyone come out of a conversation with not making a fool of themself #Please tell me how #But also if you do don't hold your breath cause I'll probably still make a fool out of myself #At least typically the other party gets a laugh out of it #Perhaps I should become a jester #On another note I got a 12 pack of canvases for roughly $14 #I didn't realize that they can be so cheap #I might pick up painting more often #I will be going to another shop for the supplies though

[rizzmin]

I fucked up lmao

#I had one job #AND I MANAGED TO MESS THAT UP TOO DHSGDJHG #now i gotta do all my assignments once again and I have to complete it by tomorrow #what a great day #/god's warning\

[onesidedradiostatic]

how vox's "offer" for alastor to join his "team" went

#sorry I'd do a better job if I had more time #alastor is so fucking red I couldn't even colour key the background without keying HIM #radiostatic #staticradio #<- one-sided #onewaybroadcast #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #alastor #aromantic alastor #asexual alastor #aroace alastor #aromantic #asexual #osrs.txt

[sinistergooseberries]

fuck

#im just an incredible dickhead. #as an older sibling #i had one job #one fuckjng job #when my sister was veing bullied i never intervened and i let thosr bastards bully her #when some bitch's mother blamed my sister because that fuckjng cubt complained when my sister did nothing #i just said sotry instead defending my sistte #how despicable can a oerson be? #she is not bwing bullied anymore because we chabged vabd #but when we were thehre i just sat there when sge was being beaten up because i was scared #becayse i was scared #can yiu veliece it? #and im still an asshole to her #i should just die #becasue i dont deserve her #omgydnd #fuck

[daughter-of-sapph0]

capitalism is a failure of a system and need to be completely abolished

>store says they're hiring

>50 people apply

>30 don't hear back from them

>19 get told they "don't meet the qualifications"

>one single person gets hired

>store gives them way to much work for one person

>new employee says that they need to hire more people

>"what are you talking about? we have enough people working in your department"

>but no you actually don't. you have one single person working at a time. I only work mornings, every single morning. other guy only works afternoons, every single afternoon. what happens when one of us is sick?

>also, what if I'm busy with something else like stocking, and a customer needs my help? what then? you're asking me to work five people's jobs at once. so either pay me five times my salary or hire four other people

>"no. you're fired"

mfw

>go to that store later to buy something

>no one is working at the department I worked at

>end up waiting 40 minutes to buy something

>don't blame the cashier. he was pulled away to do something else. it's the bosses fault for not hiring more people

>as I leave there are "we're hiring" signs plastered all over the door

what a fucking load of massive bull shit

#dostxt #this is about the job I had at target last summer #but it honestly applies to alot of places #they say they're hiring #and you can tell that they need like a bunch of people #but to save money they only hire one person #and make them do the work of a bunch of people

[egophiliac]

like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?

(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia #and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed #et cetera and so on you know the rest #i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels! #oh meleanor my beloved #of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense... #everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh #well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess #i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this #lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this #down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly #up some kids though! #(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on) #they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now #if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com