Our Turtle man;
The Wirral Riddler;
Everybody's favorite Scouser;
Player of the midnight moon;
The son of mod himself;
Not only the Monkeys' best friend--
--but their best dressed friend as well;
He moves the moon that kid;
The Crispy King;
An absolute Guitar God;
Superstar stage animal;
Musical master;
He looks better in your leather jacket than you do;
One of the two father's of our favorite babies - TAOTU & EYCTE-
Give it up for the birthday boy:
Miles fucking Kane ❤️🔥🎉
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This is the tiny blue emo dude from RockShock, right?
Hey, would you know if RockShock is hiring? I wasn't able to find anything about it online, and that big tattooed dude up front is really scary so I don't want to look presumptuous in front of him.
I'm a newcomer to town, and I really like the place. There's NOTHING like RockShock up north, and I need a job because I'm living on savings in social housing rn, lol.
So anyways, you probably don't remember me, but you gave me your socials while REALLY high in the t-shirt section, which is how I found this account, so dw I'm not some stalker. You thought I was there to deliver a pizza at first. Then you fell into a rack of clip-on piercings and someone on the other side of the store started yelling like a drill sargeant, so I excused myself.
Oh, and if you don't mind me asking, what is the work and pay and stuff actually like? And ik it's highly unlikely, but do you ever run into actual famous musicians there? Probably not, like why would they need to buy their own merch lol
"shit dude i have NO IDEA who you are. but that sounds like something that would happen to me so I'm just gonna assume it did."
"the job is pretty chill. way better than the tech support thing i had going before it. and i can kind of do whatever i want as long as noone compains and the boss is one of the sweetest dad-type guys i know. he just looks a bit scary, but hes a totally harmless softie. dont tell him i said that. anyway the customers are usually cool too. theres a few that are REALLY annoying like this one influencer lady who keeps complaining, or some 12 year old kids who think they can just touch everything. but usually its chill. we dont get any famous musicians in here though. especially not any members of wet floor or diss pair. i mean what would they even do here? kiss the staff? lmfao"
"oh yeah right you asked if were hiring. no clue. ask the boss. pro tip for the interview: hes easily impressed. i think you can reach him through this account: @yesyourstalker"
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paul im so fucking sorry but if you came into my cafe and said "i've got an easy one for you.... just a cup of black coffee" i would cry. i assume u mean an americano but i have to double check thats what u meant. but we also have drip coffee did you mean that???? what size?????? drink in or take out???? PAUL.
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