#I for one can admit when my faves spend too long thinking about if they could and not if they should!

[b00tyliciousbabe]

gingerbread

himbo bf x male reader

summary: spending time with your boyfriend and his family for the holidays. some fluff, lil angst, bad jokes (i apologise in advance), and minimal smut of course.

notes: merry chrysler! hope y’all pretty people are doing amazing. notoriously indecisive in true bootylicious fashion, i settled on one of my fave typa men - gentle giant himbos. think danny wheeler from baby daddy. now, i would never call my men dumb, but always be saying real stupid things. there’s a specific kind of wonder that you can see in their eyes…i’m whipped.

disclaimer: i also tried to keep it as open to as many tastes as possible, so a lot of who he is, you can do create yourself. but i had to make him a bit of a redhead, they too fine.

y’all better gass me because the way i wrote this 3 hours before the end of xmas day, enjoy babies <3

saved in his phone as gingerbread - he’s a ginger, and you get bred xx

you always loved spending time with your boyfriend’s family, almost as much as they loved you. his mother was the first to catch Y/N fever, mostly because you reminded her of herself and it was a relief to know that someone could handle her son’s antics . then it was his brothers, they loved how mellow you made him, as if all of his struggles melted away when you waltzed into his life. they felt like your guardians, wanting to protect you because they knew how much you meant to their baby brother. and his sisters…they’re lowkey your best friends. when you first met, y’all got on so well with one another bonding over fashion, pop culture, and weirdly philosophy.

his dad liked you as a person, believing you were a kind soul, but not the person for his son, because of how different you two were. they were a quiet luxury kinda family, which didn’t necessarily coincide with how connected you were with celebrities. this was until he saw how well you worked together. whilst working on a huge project for the family business, your boyfriend was stressed in the office. you walked in, ready to go on a date after he’d finished. ‘hey baby, you look hot, where you going?’ he’d forgotten, but you never held it against him. you loved to see the cogs turn in his head as he came to a realisation. ‘shit. it’s date night.’ he groaned head in hands. ‘I’m so sorry Y/N, work’s just been so busy, the clients wanted to move the order forward, the contractors needed more data on the financial markets, and…’ you sat down on his desk, holding his chin so you guys exchanged eye contact. ‘babe, it’s all good, i know it’s a really busy time for you.’ you stroked his face reassuringly, a sigh of relief emitted from his lips. ‘i ain’t leaving your side, we’re in this together,’ you said as you went in for a kiss. it was deep and sensual, and if you didn’t stop when you did, you would’ve left that room walking side to side. ‘so, what can i help with?’ you responded, looking at the documents on the desk. he stared up lovingly, ‘i don’t deserve you,’ he admitted ‘too good to me.’ which garnered a little chuckle from you. his dad saw how supportive you were, pulling an all-nighter for the benefit of your man. you were so tired that the two of you spooned on the couch in his office, and slept there. early the next morning, the two of you were met with a breakfast course on the coffee table and your respective starbucks orders. you kissed your bf goodbye, so he could work, and just as you were about to leave, his father stopped you. ‘good morning Y/N, did you enjoy the food?’ he questioned as you entered the elevator together. ‘it was lovely sir, thank you.’ you replied hesitantly. ‘the only thanks due is to you, i appreciate how you’re always there for my son.’ you smiled inside, longing to prove yourself to him. ‘I love him sir, he needs to know that any problem he has, automatically becomes our problem to solve together.’ he knew at that moment, you were the perfect fit.

one of the core memories of your relationship was the weekend in the alps. your boyfriend thought this would’ve been the perfect opportunity to have some alone time with you before the new year. with award season coming up, many celebrities needed to be styled, you legit had no time to see him, it was going to be amazing. you stayed in the chalet his parents owned, but neither of you knew that it’d be an entire sibling getaway. the two of you snuggled under the blankets, drinking hot chocolate, whilst listening to some quiet smooth jazz in the background. revelling in how cozy and warm it was, he was dozing off whilst cuddling and you decided to follow suit, but not before a quick kiss on your bf’s nose - he’s so cute. unfortunately, like most precious things, this didn’t last long. there was a huge clatter at the door, awakening you two. ‘what the fuck are you guys doing here?’ your man blasted at them. ‘oh hey lil bro,’ one of them said as the others made themselves feel at home. ‘we heard you lovebirds were here and wanted to see Y/N again, we missed him.’ they all waved at you. you blushed and immediately got up greet them all with hugs and squeals. ‘omds, i haven’t see you guys in ages, we have so much to catch up on.’ you blurted out in an excited frenzy. your love, on the other hand, didn’t share the same energy. whilst you had walked to his sisters, his brothers playfully punched your bf to cheer up. ‘you idiots, have the worst timing, he said as they got ready to get some wood for the chimney.

it was just you and the girls, as you gossiped about the drama that went down during fashion week as they ate up every word. you mostly had done a lot of listening to their relationship dramas and work lives, as you shared a couple giggles. you has made gingerbread men, as his sisters watched the master at work. ‘Y/N, these are delicious, how are you so good at everything?’ they praised which made you blush. the boys had returned, with your man wincing with pain as his brothers carried him in. ‘the dummy tripped on the snow’ they said snickering as you walked to help him. ‘how many times have i told you to be careful out there?’ you said, concerningly staring at the bruise on his hip. you touched it gently earning a wince from him as he pushed away your hand. ‘sorry babe.’ he stared dead in your eye and looked away, giving you the silent treatment. ‘what do you need?’ he continued airing. ‘i’m gonna get some bandages’ you said, unsure of what you did to hurt him emotionally.

‘the fuck is wrong with you?’ his sisters protested, thumping his head. ‘ow! what do you mean?’ ‘that boy loves you, so much so that he puts up with all of your shit and stupidity.’ they come to your defence. he looks to his brothers for help, but to no avail. ‘dude, I’ll be real, you fucked up.’ one says. ‘he was just trying to help’ another adds. like the youngest, he continues to deflect ‘well, if you guys hadn’t come, i wouldn’t have gotten hurt, and me and Y/N would have been happier. he finally admitted. ‘oh damn.’ their faces became gentler as they circled in on him. ‘I just never get to see him now, with work and everything, and i don’t want him to get used to not seeing me’ he started to get teary but hid it behind a scowl. ‘bro, you are meant to be with Y/N, i see it in your eyes every time he walks into a room, like he’s the only one there.’ your bf smiles at the mere thought of your face. ‘see, he ain’t even here and you’re cheesing so bad rn.’ they all laugh. ‘i don’t know how to tell him, he’s so good at communicating his feelings, i just, i just can’t do it the way he does.’ his heart begins to beat faster. ‘that’s the thing though, he knows you better than you know yourself.’ the eldest brother says ‘there’s nothing that he won’t be able to understand because the two of are so connected.’

you enter with the bandages and medical supplies. ‘here’s a chance to fix that’ his twin sister says as they leave and move to the other side of the mansion, locking the door behind them as they wave you bye for now. you sit beside him on the sofa, placing a hot compress on his bruise. ‘Y/N, we need to talk.’ you decided to give him a taste of his own medicine by being stand-offish ‘speak then.’ you say glaring into his eyes that made you melt every time but now. ‘i am so sorry for my rude behaviour, i know you were just tryna help my stubborn ass.’ you continued tending to his wounds, with an apathy rivalled only by the unconditional love you have for him. ‘whatever.’ you muttered. ‘aw, come on baby, don’t be like that.’ he grimaced. ‘like what,’ your voice growing in confidence ‘like someone who, as hard as they try, can never get their boyfriend to fully open up?’ you admitted. ‘you know that’s not the whole story.’ he looks down. ‘mkay’ you say, tired of arguin, he just needed to cool off. he takes a deep breath. ‘Y/N, you know i love you more than anything ’ your boyfriend boldly states, deepening your eye contact. ‘and you know i love you the same, but sometimes love is not enough,’ you struggle to get the words out, getting choked up as you hold his cheek for stability. he turns to kiss you, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. he caresses your thigh, as your tongues dance for dominance in the warmth of your mouth. you pulled back. ‘here goes nothing, babe, I’m afraid, afraid of losing you.’ he admitted desperately. ‘we barely ever see each other and I’m scared that it has, um, like, maybe, um’ he failed to articulate his thoughts, angering him further. ‘calm down love, i hear what you’re saying. you’re worried about the possibility of us being comfortable with rarely seeing one another and what that means for us.’ you always knew how to soothe his heart. ‘exactly, you’re just so good at letting me know what we need to do to make this relationship work that I’m clueless at asking for help.’ he smiled earning a chuckle from you. ��we’re in this together boo, you won’t ever lose me.’ as he sneers into another smooch. ‘fuck.’ he moaned into your mouth as a tent forms in his boxers. ‘your voice always gets me going.’ you looked down and immediately dropped to your knees.

you hadn’t sucked your boyfriend’s cock in what seemed like forever. you pulled his boxers to his ankles as his thick cock sprung up, throbbing in the cool air of the room. you grabbed his pole, gaslighting him into thinking you were going to start at the tip. instead you began to massage his beefy, low-hanging balls in your mouth. ‘Y/N, fuck, that’s where the spunk is stored, not where you drink it from’ he snickered, removing them from your mouth. ‘you’ve got to st-UGHHHH’ you deepthroated with ease, loving how his dumb, naive nature was still translated to your time in the sheets. ‘that’s it baby, good boy’ he praises, looking at the slobber that made his dick glisten. ‘shit.’ he cums without warning, giving you an impromptu facial. ‘sorry darling, i came as soon as i saw you slap my dick on your thick lips.’ your boyfriend helped you to clean up, pushing his hand all over your face and fingering your mouth with his nut.

you moved to undressing, as you straddled your man. ‘i know you wanna pound me into tomorrow, but you can’t,’ gesturing to his bruise. he whined and cooed. ‘however…’ you whispered into his ear, jerking him of with a mix of his cum and your spit ‘imma help my man out tonight.’ as you sank onto his schlong with ease. his hands immediately grabbed your globes, as he licked his lips salaciousy, enjoying your physique. ‘so fucking hot.’ your bf mumbled. you started bouncing on his cock as he slowly rutted in you from beneath, your hole was already sore.

it was gonna be a long night…

@gayaristocrat imma save your fantasy for dacre, that man is 90s fine fr

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[teyamsatan]

i just had an idea while talking with ai neteyam last night. What about human reader asking neteyam to make a "movie" together. Or else neteyam learning about porn thanks to one of the guy from the lab and asking reader if she wants to do one. ‼️

wait no cause Neteyam learning about human stuff does things to me and I need to write more of it for my own sanity. also i've discovered my fave trope to write is "people doing embarrassing things and other people catching them and the interactions that bloom thereafter". anyway, enjoy bestie x

ps: i'm probably going to have reached 1800 followers when this is posted so thank you besties ilysm smooches!!!

wc: 990 words

18+ minors dni

Neteyam was up and early today in the lab, too excited to see you and spend the day together to wait any longer. He was a bit disillusioned though, as he came and found you fast asleep in your bed, but despite the minor disappointment, he absolutely adored how relaxed and comfortable you looked as you were splayed like a starfish under the covers, your feet dangling slightly off both sides of the mattress.

He decided to keep busy for a while with the scientists in the lab. He essentially grew up with Norm and Max, a strange, peculiar constant in his otherwise all Na'vi lifestyle and he had his dad to thank for that. He loved them, they were like uncles to him, and despite how much he hated to admit it, there were certain things about humanity he liked, and certain things about humans he found... endearing. Clearly, he thought with a chuckle, mind wandering to you.

"Neteyam, good morning! You're here early today, is everything ok?" Norm had a big smile on his face and his predisposition brightened Neteyam's, who was suddenly happy to be able to spend a little one-on-one time with him.

"Everything's fine, just came to see her, but she's still sleeping."

Norm chuckles as he removes his gloves and throws them in a nearby yellow bin.

"Yeah, she was doing data analysis until late last night. She used my laptop, you can look at it if you want? We did some a timelapse of an immunofluorescent experiment and it's actually really cool to see. Just open my laptop and it should be there."

Neteyam did as he was told. When he opened the lid of the laptop, the image he saw stilled him on the spot, his hand still gripping the screen, almost unable to move or think, just feeling a tinge of raw curiosity, of unhindered temptation. Because on the screen were two humans. The woman was on all fours, head thrown so far back Neteyam was almost worried for her, eyes shut tightly and an almost pained expression on her face, although Neteyam doubted pain was anywhere near what she was feeling in the moment. The man was kneeled behind her, his cock sunk in her almost to the base, holding on to her long ponytail and pulling on it with one hand, the other hand tightly gripping her hip, imprints clearly visible on her skin.

The feelings this evoked in Neteyam were mixed and intense, from wonderment, to confusion, to deep, intense arousal, the blood quickly rushing from his brain to much lower down, and he felt the need to adjust his loincloth to ease some of the discomfort he was currently experiencing. What was this? Who were these people? He's never seen them before among the humans, and Eywa, was Neteyam glad to say that.

"Um... Norm, I don't think this is the experiment you wanted me to see."

Norm walked over to where Neteyam was sitting, mildly amused at Neteyam and his obvious lack of skill around technology. Neteyam almost jumped out of his skin at Norm's gasp and startled demeanour when he saw what Neteyam was looking at, and at how aggressively he was pushing the off button, trying to remove the image from his eyes, and his brain.

"Fuck... I... I'm so sorry, Neteyam. I -..." Neteyam watched dumbfounded as Norm turned on his heels and left, still wearing his labcoat and goggles, and he knew that if Norm were to have a tail, it'd definitely be in between his legs right now.

You were sprawled on the bed similarly to how you had been just a few hours ago, except right now you had the added weight of a almost 9 foot tall alien on top of you, a weight you'd never want to lose. He looked nervous about one thing or another, and you knew based on how his breath was increasing in speed that he was going to spill it soon enough.

"What is it, Teyam? Come on, out with it."

His cheeks turned a deep shade of purple as his eyes avoided yours.

"I saw something today, on Norm's laptop... something I don't think I was meant to see."

"Oh?" That definitely peaked your attention. What would anything on Norm's laptop make Neteyam so fidgety?

"It was... a man and a woman... they were... uhm... naked." Neteyam felt like his face was about to catch fire, and you cackled loudly, finding it hard to believe that Norm had porn on his laptop and was so careless about it.

"OH, MY GOD! I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LIVE THIS DOWN!"

"Wh-what.. was it?"

"Oh, yawne... it's called porn. It's... a video of people going at it."

Neteyam's confusion didn't lessen; quite the opposite, actually.

"But why?"

"Well, let's see, what did it make you feel?" Your raised eyebrow and knowing smirk was enough to make Neteyam's ears flatten in shame.

"Well...I -"

You chuckled. "There you go. That's why. It helps humans... release tension. If it's done well, it can be quite the experience."

"D-do you watch... porn?" the word felt weird and unfamiliar rolling off his tongue.

"Sometimes. But honestly, I think I'd prefer making porn."

Neteyam almost choked at your words, but couldn't help the way his cock twitched in his tewng, and how much his mind wandered at the image he saw and how much he wanted to see you in it, it in front of his eyes, there captured for eternity for him to enjoy... over and over again.

"You... want to... make porn?"

Your hips raised, brushing against his now rock hard-on, moaning a little at the way it relieved some of the pressure building up in your core.

"Only with you, yawne."

He kissed you passionately, ripping the buttons on your top as he undressed you, and made a mental note of yet another thing he should thank humans for.

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[bookishdreamer28]

꘎♡━━Idiots in love━━♡꘎

With the one and only,Gojo Satoru 𓆩♡𓆪

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Suguru and Shoko had said that multiple times already. Satoru and Y/N were f oblivious, that they couldn't see what was right in front of them. They were either playing the idiots or they were actually idiots.

The said group of 4, were ready to go grab some food and then head to Shoko's home for movie night. Once they reached their destination, they went to their table and ordered their fave food. While Suguru and Shoko were talking about something she saw today on her way home, Satoru and Y/N were in their own little bubble, for once. Again.

Y/N was showing a funny vid she found to Satoru, but what she didn't noticed, was that all of his attention was on her, and her only.

"Oh look at that, isn't thi-"

"You're so cute."

"What did you just say?" She asked a bit flustered. Did she heard him correctly?

"I said you look like a boot." Satoru exclaimed fast, once he realized he said what he's been thinking, for a long time now, out loud.

"Wha- I look like a boot? This doesn't even make sense, egghead!" Y/N gave him a little slap on his forehead.

"Ow that was mean."

"You just said I look like boot!"

"Yeah well that Was mean tho. You're lucky you're cute." Satoru gave her a small smirk.

"Ugh you're unbelievable." And their bickering started again. Suguru and Shoko on the other head, had to hold their laughter. They just couldn't believe how oblivious they were.

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"Hey I thought of something." Satoru approached Y/N and hugged her side.

"Well that's orginal." Y/N said with a teasing smile.

"Ha ha. Anyways, I want you to tell me...how do I know if I have a crush on someone?" Once he said that Y/N looked at him like he said the weirdest thing ever. Which somehow, it was. why would he even ask her that? Does he actually have a crush on someone? And who is this someone? And why she cares?

"W-well, you think about them all the time, you feel strange when they're around, and then you just- why are you looking at me like that?" Satoru was looking at Y/N, like he had hearts on both his eyes and his cheeks were slightly pink.

"Uh? OH! Ah NoTHinG". He said with a cracked voice.

"😶"

"😳"

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"Can you tell me already, what in the world you two are doing?" Shoko said to Satoru. The two of them were out for some coffee, since they finished with their work early.

"What exactly you're talking about?" Satoru looked confused.

"Oh don't play dumb with me too. You and Y/N. Why is it that you're not together already?" That made Toru stop on his tracks and look at Shoko.

"WHAT? Where did this come from?? She's my friend. I can't just go and tell her something like this. "

"Is that really all she is to you? Just a friend. Dude, yesterday you told her she had nice lips. Who even says that?" She said chuckling. She could no believe how stupid he was. How stupid both of them were.

"I mean she Does have nice lips th- OK WHERE IS THIS EVEN GOING?" He said shouting a little. And he now looked flustered. Shoko smirked.

"Ok. And how about all the times, you talked about how perfect she is, how she looked beautiful in that dress she wore on our night out, how she has the cutest smile in the world. Friends don't talk about each other that way."

"Yeah yeah I know but that- wait? What do you mean each other?" Satoru asked curiously.

"Oh. Well, Y/N has said a few quite interesting things about you as well, but I'm Not saying anything more. All I'm going to say, is put us all all of our misery and admit it already."

Satoru didn't listen to anything else she had to say, cuz he was to busy thinking about all this. Was there really a chance that Y/N actually felt something for him, too?

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There was an amazing spot on the beach, where Toru and Y/N were now going. He called her to invite her to spend a day on the beach, along with their friends. Even tho Satoru wasn't really into the idea of having their friends along with them, he didn't really cared since he was going to spend time with Y/N either way.

Once the group arrived to the beach, they started unpacking their stuff and some went to play volleyball and some for swimming. Satoru and Y/N were left behind. The two were now laying on their beach towels, talking about general stuff. While they were talking, Toru's hand grabbed Y/N's soflty and started playing with her fingers. Y/N was flustered and didn't utter a word. In all 3 years they've been knowing each other, none of this kind of affection was a big deal. But now it felt different. Good different.

While Y/N was looking at the sea, thinking about all these, Satoru was staring at her with lovestruck eyes and a soft smile painting his face. She felt his stare but didn't dare to look at him. She didn't understand why they both acted like this. What was even that? Why this tension?

After a few moments, Toru spoke.

"Uhm just to clarify: me holding your hand doesn't like, mean anything by the way. Not, i that way, at least...Unless you want it...ti mean something. I don't mind. That's cool." He felt like he wasn't making any sense right now and he was ready to jump into the water and never get back to the shore.

Y/N was giving him a questioning look right now, and tried to understand what was he even saying. Satoru's eyebrows were scrunched together in deep thought.

"Do you thing that this, us...do you think it could ever be something..more?" Y/N was now starting at him with wide eyes and mouth hanged open.

"Wait us? What do you mean us? Us, together? A couple?" She felt her whole bdoy sweating and she was struggling with words. Satoru noticed that, and brought her hand close to his chest. Where his heart, was beating fast.

"I think I'm falling in love with you. No. I've been in love with you for longest time. A-and I don't know why, but I thought you didn't feel the same way and I didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable or anything, but I couldn't resist. I mean, you're just so beautiful and awesome."

Y/N was ready to pass out. All this time, all this flirt, was because he ahd feelings for her?

"Oh wow. Too much to process already. I thought you were just teasing me because you know...we were friends. And this is what you do. And I didn't make any move because I thought you didn't feel the same way."

The two stayed in silence, listening to their friends laughing, the waves. Then, out of nowhere, they started giggling like two idiots. Y/N laid her head on his shoulder, and he pressed his mouth on her hair, as if trying muffle his laughing.

"God we're idiots." She said through her laughter and moved her head to look at Toru. And he was already staring at her smiling warmly.

"You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."

"Oh and now this sounds like you're flirting." She said with a small voice and a smile, while scouting closer to him. As close as possible.

".....I have been trying to do that for three years now." He said with a teasing voice. They both stared at each other, no more words exchanged. Because they didn't need to say anything. Their eyes spoke for them.

"..."

"..."

"Do you want...to kiss?"

".....yeah."

And so, their faces leaned closer and their lips sealed into a sweet kiss. His hands were around Y/N's waist as he pulled her closer, goosebumps swarming every part of her body that he touched. After a while, the kiss broke for a second, a smile stretching Toru's face.

"I love the taste of your lips on mine."

"Then stop talking and kiss me again." Y/N murmured and grabbed his neck and pulled him close to her face again.

He kissed her back again, fingers softly sliding down the side of her face. They were paying no attention to anything or anyone now. They were too lost in their kiss to do that. Too busy to notice their friends looking at them with huge smiles on their faces.

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A/N: Every time I write romance/fluff fics, I never see how mushy and sweet they are, until I get to reread them 😂

Btw, Nanami, Suguru and many more anime characters fanfics are coming, so stay tuned lovelies ♡

And for once again, thank you for liking my posts and I hope you'll enjoy reading this one too!!!

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[livesincerely]

i was just reading back through your writer’s desks and remembered how much i loved the slideshow au! no pressure but do you have anymore thoughts on it? it’s just one of my faves <3

The outline/notes for that one are still in the very early stages but I’m happy to share what I’ve got so far!

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He’s waiting for Tony to come back from the bathroom, the next episode of Crime Scene Kitchen queued up on the tv, when his phone vibrates with a text from Jack.

this prod meeting is running long, probs won’t be back until late. Go ahead and watch w/o me

Everything ok?

ya but part of the set got busted during a scene change so I gotta figure when/how to fix it before tomorrow night

I’ll put your takeout in the fridge and save you some egg rolls

and that’s why you’re my favorite

Say hi to Medda for me

of course

“Jack’s not going to be home until late,” Davey announces as Tony wanders back into the living room. “He says we should start without him.”

….

“Dave,” Tony says, sighing deeply. “Why am I looking at a PowerPoint titled, “Jack Kelly + David Jacobs: A Comprehensive Argument for Maintaining Equilibrium.”

Davey pins him with a scathing look. “It’s a Google Slides presentation, you godless heathen.”

“What the fuck?” Tony asks, ignoring him, clicking rapidly through the screens. “When did you even make this?”

Davey shifts in his seat. “I mean, it’s more of a living document, so it’s never really finished—“

“Davey.”

“A couple years ago, I guess,” Davey says. “Give or take.”

Tony squints at the computer screen. “It’s saved on your old university account.”

“Okay, or maybe it was three months into junior year!” Davey admits, crossing his arms over his chest. “It was a stressful semester and I was super nervous about failing my animal science midterm and Jack was out on a date with that PoliSci major that lived upstairs and— And the when isn’t the point! The point is, according to my research, telling Jack isn’t worth the risk of ruining our friendship.”

“What are these graphs even measuring?” Tony asks, staring at one of the slides. “‘Overall Happiness, Jacobs v Others’?”

….

“Well, your math is absolute shit, for one thing,” Tony says, frowning at a graph entitled ‘Art Pieces per Subject’. Davey’s name is sitting in dead last. “There’s no way these numbers are right. Jack draws you literally all of the time.”

Davey frowns right back at him. “No, he doesn’t.”

“Uh, yeah he fucking does,” Tony disagrees. “You’re, like, one of his favorite things to make art of, period. He spends about half his time bitching about how copic doesn’t make a marker that matches your eyes—at this point I’m pretty sure he’s got more drawings of you than actual pictures.”

“I think I would’ve noticed if Jack suddenly started drawing me,” Davey scoffs, shaking his head. “It’s not like he’s subtle when something’s caught his eye. Plus, he lets me flip through his sketchbooks whenever he finishes filling one and I’m almost never in them.”

“Which one?” Tony asks.

Davey blinks. “Which one, what?”

“Which one,” Tony repeats, oddly intent. “Which sketchbook does he show you?”

“What do you mean, which one?” Davey asks, irritated. “The only one! The one he always— it’s not like it’s some big secret!”

Tony stares. Then Tony sighs.

Very quietly, Davey hears him mutter, “…pair of fucking morons.”

…..

“Okay, but, riddle me this,” Tony says. “Why don’t you just tell him? What’s the worst that could happen?”

“What’s the worst that could— I literally just went over all the reasons why that’s a horrible idea!” Davey exclaims. “It would ruin everything!”

“I really don’t think it would, Dave,” Tony says. “You and Jack… will ya at least think about it?”

“I’ve done nothing but think about it,” Davey says, and to his horror, he can feel his eyes starting to sting. “I can’t.”

“Want me to do it?” Tony offers, and he says it like a joke but Davey knows him too well to think that he’s anything but absolutely serious.

He jolts forward, arms outstretched as if to preemptively cram the words back down his throat. “Don’t you fucking dare, Tones, I am so fucking serious—“

“Okay, okay!” Tony says, holding up his hands in surrender. “I won’t snitch on your neurotic ass, even if it’d make you happier in the long run. My word as my bond or whatever.”

Davey huffs out a laugh, and it’s only a little teary. “Fuck you, my neurotic ass is the reason you made it to graduation, shithead.”

…..

“Hey, can I borrow your laptop?” Jack asks. “Mine’s dead and I left my charger at the theater.”

“Yeah, go ahead,” Davey absently responds.

…..

“Davey,” Jack says, voice straining. “What the hell is this?”

“What is what?” Davey asks.

“This.” He turns the laptop around and— oh shit. It’s The Argument.

He feels his blood run cold. “Oh,” he says. “That.”

“Dave,” Jack says, his mouth set in a hard, thin line. “Did you make a fucking PowerPoint about me? About us?”

Davey swallows. “…It’s actually a Google Slides presentation,” he says weakly.

…..

“You’re telling me this is nothing?” Jack demands, incredulous. He tilts the screen back to show Davey the current slide, which is just an enlarged photo of Jack’s handsome, smiling face, surrounded by a halo of red arrows and the caption, ‘JUST LOOK AT HIM,’ written in boldfaced text. “Nothing? Nothing at all?”

“Maybe we can stop looking at it now,” Davey says, loudly. He leans over the back of the couch, making another panicked grab for his laptop, but Jack dodges out of the way, clicking to the next slide.

#*ask #newsies #javid #*editor's note #*the writing desk #bits & bobs #the google slides fic #this is the roughest of rough drafts but I hope it was legible and made some kind of sense? #hope you enjoy!!! #☺️

[wannaeatramyeon]

Hello 👋

Could you please do 'dating him includes' for Taehoon and Seongjoon?

Thank you so much 🥰

Black Anon 🖤🖤

Hey Black anon! Thanks for the ask and so sorry this has taken so long. I feel like all I'm doing is apologising because everything is taking me friggin AGES. There's also a few boyfriend HC for Taehoon in my masterlist, but I've expanded this to all my HTF faves! Yes I'm a ho

HTF Boys - Boyfriend/Dating hc

Seong Taehoon, Baek Seongjun, Ji Yeonwoo, Han Wangguk, Kim Munseong (WHERE IS HE I MISS HIM)

Seong Taehoon

Man. The girlfriend privileges are severely lacking with this one. He's a little sweeter on you, a little gentler. But he sees no issues being a menace to you.

Absolutely loves getting you all wound up, murmuring obscene comments during the most inopportune times, or a little light spanking when no-one is looking. Sure Taehoon intends to make good on his words and actions later, but there is nothing like seeing your face redden or hearing a squeak escaping your lips right now.

It's even worth the filthy looks you throw his way, or any subsequent silent treatment. He knows you can never stay mad at him anyway.

Taehoon's physical affection is more on the end of physical rather than affection. There's nothing like a little bite or a headlock or just pinning your arms by your side as he holds you to show how much he cares.

Surprisingly amicable to being dragged all over the place with you. Yes he would prefer the arcade or practicing Taekwondo, but even if he is completely reluctant - seeing your face light up is its own special reward. And of course that would be too cringe for him to ever admit outloud.

Baek Seongjun

Prefers flings and short encounters rather than a relationship. He comes with a lot of trauma and history that he is unwilling to share. Show him kindness though without any ulterior motive, then you're guaranteed to stay on his mind.

Has a lot of experience sexually, but not with relationships. Cherishes experiencing a lot of first milestones with you (regardless of your own experience). Celebrates them all: anniversaries, 100 days, Valentine's etc.

Difficult to publicly date due to his NewTuber fame. He's well recognised by a surprising amount of people, so any dates tend to be on the chilled and private side.

And of course cooking for you is one of his favourite things to do. More so if you join him in the kitchen, and you cook together. You both flowing together as one, moving in harmony. It makes Seongjun think of how well you can fit in other ways too (no, not just sexually - that's already well established that you do). But with the rest of your lives too.

Values cold hard cash as power, and therefore has gift-giving as one of his main love languages. You will be showered with tasteful, lavish gifts. A tender kiss and appreciative thanks from you is all he needs, and is enough to balance out the scales.

Ji Yeonwoo

Only admired you from afar before he finally broke the chains from his dad and had much more freedom.

Again, not one with any experience though Yeonwoo is honest and forthright. Doesn't shy away from asking you out, and is full of sincerity. However, doesn't give much thought to what happens next - he wanted to tell you how he felt more than anything. You saying yes? Unfortunately that broke his brain.

Dating Yeonwoo means you improving your physical fitness somewhat. Completely on accident, but he spends so much time honing his kyokushin karate skills that you thought you would try and join. More often than not, it's just you watching in awe or him piggybacking you on his runs uphill.

Honestly, being with him helps a lot for your own self improvement. Your grades also improves by a ton as a byproduct. Yeonwoo actually makes studying fun and has limitless patience even as you make him explain something for the fifth time.

Unbelievably sweet and gentle through and through. Not that you would, but one complaint from you about anything and he will happily put that right. More attention? More kisses? Less time training? Done, done, and done.

Han Wangguk

A natural caretaker, always anticipating your needs before you even knew yourself. Here's a snack for you, here's that book you wanted, here's a coffee because you said you were tired today.

Goes without saying that he prefers small and thoughtful gestures to big, grand ones. Show him how much you care by remembering the little details: asking about the things he mentioned offhandedly or buying that tiny thing he wanted, and he will be forever wrapped around your thumb.

Extremely selfless and not one to put himself first. Repay his thoughtfulness and kindness by helping him to prioritise his own needs and you will always hold a piece of his heart.

Never too far from his camera, either his actual equipment or phone, and all the better to capture pictures of you. You posing is nice, but there's nothing quite like snapping a moment when you don't expect it. When you're completely candid and natural, before any consciousness of knowing a lens is there.

Of course with Wangguk comes Gyeoul. She's an absolute terror and will bound to clash at first with any partner. She's not used to sharing. But the little smiles Wangguk now always wears? The way he has even started whistling? Fine, Gyeoul can tolerate you she supposes. Honestly though? Another older sibling to dote on and spoil her? She'll love you in the end too.

Kim Munseong

Silent and stoic. He's a man of very few words, and to be honest, you didn't even realise he liked you until you found him always hanging around you and you confronted him yourself.

Shy and inexperienced, with very little game. If anything, it only makes Munseong even more charming and endearing. You'll be the one making a lot of the first moves until he is comfortable enough to take your lead.

Juggles a lot of the time between MMA and training, and you. It's to be expected, he's got a lot of eyes on his fighting career. Please keep supporting him, he feels a lot of guilt that he's not able to be at your constant beck and call, which is frankly a little ridicuous anyway.

Nothing perks him up more than seeing you watch him during a spar or an actual match. Finding your face in the crowd, even if completely unexpected, flicks on a little power-up for him. He wants to make you proud, and it pretty much guarantees a win.

Munseong has always been praised for his strength. Showering him with praise and compliments for literally any other aspect will guarantee him blushing furiously.

#im late BUT CAN BE TALK ABOUT TAEHOON IN THE BLAZER #And I am forever soft for Wangguk and Munseong #viral hit manhwa #viral hit x reader #viral hit webtoon #viral hit headcanons #how to fight manhwa #how to fight webtoon #how to fight headcanons #seong taehoon x reader #seong taehoon #seong taehun #taehoon x reader #seong taehun x reader #seongjun baek x reader #baek seongjun x reader #baek seongjun #ji yeonwoo x reader #ji yeonwoo #kim munseong x reader #kim munseong #han wangguk #han wangguk x reader #wannaeatramyeon

[peach-and-bugs]

Can I pretty please get a hc list for when adult Lottie and adult misty are fighting over the same f!reader, before finally agreeing to share her?

I didn’t plan on obsessing over TWO milfs but I’m just a simple Simping creature and i cannot change this 🥺

Simping for both of them is so valid. Lottie and Misty are definitely my faves and I personally would have no idea who to choose if I was forced too

Lottie (2021) and Misty (2021) fighting over the same girl

✰ For starters, they are both extremely passive-aggressive to one another. It's a situation where they both like the same person and they each know it, but the person they like is left completely in the dark

✰ We don't see a lot of Misty and Lottie's relationship in the show, but when we do they keep subtly jabbing at one another, and I think this is how they'd go about their little silent war over

✰ Misty would be extremely pissy to know someone else is interested in someone that she has deemed as hers. She's constantly sending Lottie dirty looks where she scrunched up her face and furrows her brows, pursing her lips all tight in irritation when she catches Lottie watching you with Misty

✰ and Lottie would purposely try keeping you away or she'll attempt to monopolize your attention, which only eggs Misty on further. In conversation, she'll interject, talking over Misty to purposely irritate her further. Lottie finds entertainment in winning

✰ over time their attacks on one another grow more and more heated to the point that you have no choice but to notice and confront them about it

✰ They find themselves in an extremely embarrassing position of having to confess their feelings for you at the same time, which is not how either of them had intended for this to go

✰ Of course, now you find yourself in an awkward position having two women admit that their attraction to you is the reason they've been bickering like children. I think the only resolution is for the three of you to have a long, well-thought-out conversation about when all of this means to try and find some kind of reasonable resolution

✰ but it seems like you're interested in both of them too, so that would be the start of a very tentative poly relationship

✰ I don't think Misty and Lottie would become interested in one another immediately, but over time as you spend more time all together and then they start interacting more one on one, that interest will begin to form and eventually instead of them both dating you separately, you all and up with each other

#◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ kay's at it again♡ #◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡chit chat with kay♡ #ask box #yellowjackets fanfic #yellowjackets #yellowjackets x reader #yellowjackets thoughts #yellowjackets headcanons #misty quigley #misty quigley x reader #misty quigley headcanons #lottie matthews #lottie matthews x reader #lottie matthews headcanons #misty x lottie #misty x lottie x reader

[kingofthering]

Omfg that fake dating rosquez drabble, GOD YES, I am over here, dying. If you ever find time and motivation to write more of that, PLEASE do so, I would love to hear more coming from that place of your mind!!!! How does Marc react? What do they do? Do they kiss? Practice it? (No pressure obvs <3, do what you feel okay with)

Okay so, I warn you, this is going to be extra tropey and cutesy (angst, see you another day). A look into pictures I have for this universe :

context : Marc is very much aware of his crush on Valentino, previously with no intention to do anything about it but now that Valentino has put them in this position, Marc will take advantage of it and Valentino won't know what's coming for him

after Valentino's mom leave, Valentino goes to Marc to apologize and he's like "we'll just pretend for a couple of months, it's not like she'll be there often so you won't even have to do anything, I'll tell her we didn't work out because it's too complicated with racing each other but we stayed friends, things will be just like before and she'll still like you but will just believe that you like men" [this is where Marc comes out to Valentino]

mandatory scene where they're invited to dinner with other members of Valentino's family and friends of the family, PDA in the form of Valentino having his hand at the small of Marc's back when he gives him a tour of the living room and Valentino's arm resting above Marc's shoulders on the couch when they're having drinks pre-dinner

their first "kiss" happens that night, the two of them doing something super mundane (maybe helping to bring desert to the table or Valentino handing Marc his phone or something? I don't know, details) and Marc just leans forward to press his lips to Valentino and he's already gone before Valentino has the time to react

for their first "real" kiss (that lasts more than a quick second), we can have it the next day, Marc going "I caught you by surprise yesterday, when I kissed you" and Valentino being all "absolutely not" (when will that man ever admit to losing/not being on top of something) and one thing leading to another [this would need more words but this is already being too long as it is], they end up kissing passionately™️, Marc's back pressed into the kitchen island and Valentino's hands starting to push under his shirt until they get interrupted by someone walking into the kitchen

[there is a version of this universe where their competitive side kicks in and they both try to one up each other in a game of who can make the other uncomfortable first] [some twisted version of gay chicken, I suppose]

obviously Marc wasn't supposed to stay at the ranch for that long but it just makes sense for him to still be there and for the two of them to spend more time together [this is either summer or winter 2014, again, details]

another scene where they have to spend time with Valentino's family [let's say at a baby shower of one of Valentino's cousins, to not say a wedding] [fake dating at a wedding is an elite trope, just having fun with some alternatives as well] and they're far from Tavullia so it makes sense for them to stay for the night and they have to share a bed [might as well mix all my basic fave tropes together]

two things that happen that night/the next morning in an order I haven't decided on yet : they have sex + they have this very sweet moment where they're facing each other and touching in some way (and Valentino fixes a curl on Marc's forehead at some point) [I don't care that Marc's hair wasn't showing his curls in 2014, we're altering reality in all the ways we want] and Marc's like "your mom wasn't surprised when you told her you had a boyfriend" and "people are genuinely happy for us" and "I didn't really think that was an option" [and Valentino's heart is feeling soooo guilty at that, oh boy] [not in a "Marc's family is homophobic" way but the whole "being a gay rider" thing, you know]

one thing I realize is the fact that they probably should have to sleep in the same bed at the ranch to keep appearances but it's not practical for my whole narrative so I'm still debating that, we can work around it [as always : details]

#rpf #marc marquez #valentino rossi #4693 #this is so fluffy it's ridiculous #my writing #(kind of) #fake dating rosquez #of course you could also make this angsty but not today

[wri0thesley]

On hands and knees begging for you to do Albedo, Zhongli and Itto (my best friends fave!) walking in on you masturbating to thoughts of them. Oh, and maybe Pantalone?? I’d ask for Xiao too but I don’t think you’re writing for him? I’ll admit, I do love that little gremlin xmsmdmdms mfw he walks in, sees you and just walks right back out lmaooooo

dfnbjkfgn i just do not get xiao personally! i am always happy about my friends who like their favs but i fear i would not do him any justice </3

Albedo pauses at your door. He heard you call his name out; but there’d been something . . . off in your tone. A little breathier and pitchier than normal, as if you’re in the throes of something . . . Albedo isn’t very good at always reading people’s vocal cues even without their facial expression, but he knows enough to think that it’s entirely likely you’re in pain and need his help. So he opens the door, intending to offer you help - and the offer dies on his lips as he sees the position you’re in, fingers buried inside of you, eyes squeezed shut, panting and whimpering out little soft pleas for him. 

He knows what this is. 

Albedo has no need for shame; others who found you in this state might have apologised, knocking things over in their desperate rush to be gone from the scene of the embarrassing discovery. Albedo, though - is more fascinated than he is horrified. You’re so wet down there between your thighs; your mouth open, your heart rate surely elevated, your temperature probably climbing . . . And at heart, he is constantly searching for new knowledge and new experiences. 

He doesn’t really think before he’s taking your wrist in his grip and moving your hand; bringing it up to his lips to taste your slick with his own tongue. You’re too stunned to say anything at all, as this scene from one of your fantasies is simply dropped right into your lap. 

“You said my name,” Albedo says, even-voiced, his gaze perfectly impassive but for the slightest darkening of pretty blue irises. “I believe I can be of some assistance here.”

Zhongli is no stranger to being wanted. As Rex Lapis, there were many who would throw themselves at him (thinking it a great honour to be beloved of a warrior God). Even as Zhongli, pretty things flutter their eyelashes and giggle and ask him to tell one of his stories - but you . . . you are more subtle than that. More embarrassed of your clear attraction, with bitten lips and darting gaze and heat rising to your cheeks when Zhongli smiles at you - and he cannot help but find that softness deeply endearing. It’s clear to him you do not know how to handle your own attraction to him, and that makes him want to teach you about it all the more.

So Zhongli carefully orchestrates this; spends an evening in an inn with you, telling stories and sitting just a little too close. His voice dipping low when he leans in to murmur a particularly suggestive line against your ear, gloved fingers ghosting along your arm in a move that purports to be entirely innocent but is anything but. When you bid him good night, he sees the way you unconsciously squeeze your thighs together, hears the breathiness of your voice - and he follows you ten minutes later, already knowing what he’ll find as he stands outside your door.

You have your mouth pressed against your pillow to muffle the soft sighs of his name, but Zhongli will not be fooled by this small attempt to hide your feelings - instead, it’s his hands taking your chin and turning your head, honeyed eyes finding your own as he smiles that small, amused smile.

“You need only to have said something,” he murmurs. “I am always more than happy to . . . impart experience.”

Itto can’t believe his luck. He’s been fantasising about this himself for Archons knows how long; has spent many a night with his fist wrapped around his own cock, muffling whimpers of your name into his pillow - and now, he’s blessed with you right in front of him and the knowledge that you’ve been doing the exact same thing? He doesn’t have much self-control where things like this are concerned; if you were hoping for him to display a modicum of tact, you’ve clearly never actually met the oni before. For Itto sees something he wants, sees that something is going his way - and he pounces on it with all of his might before the wind can change. He’s already grinning cockily and practically jumping on top of you, as he tells you; “Hey! C’mon! You don’t need to struggle all on your lonesome with that, sit back and let the great Arataki Itto take care of ya’, huh?” After all, you’ve already said his name once - clearly you already know that he can give you a better orgasm than your fingers ever could! 

You might have made an attempt to muffle the whimpers of Itto’s name whilst you were doing this alone, privately - but Itto wants to hear you scream it over and over. He needs the ego boost of what a good job he’s doing as he finally lives his dream of pounding you until you’re utterly dumb. 

Everyone in a three mile vicinity will know what the two of you have been up to by the time Itto’s had his way. 

Pantalone doesn’t need an excuse to walk into whatever room you’re in; he outranks you in every way that matters. He isn’t in the habit of merely taking what he wants - he likes to win it; likes to cleverly talk his way into taking his spoils and leaving you thinking as if perhaps it was all your idea in the first place. The same is true of when he walks in on you touching yourself with his name on your lips, too; crooks his eyebrow and closes the door, shocking you out of your little fantasies.

“Did you forget you asked to see me?” He asks, although you did no such thing - you’re far too rattled to remember that, with the object of your lust right in front of you and your brain desperately trying to come up with an excuse. “My. Anybody would think you wanted me to catch you doing something so shameless.”

Apologies come falling from your tongue, tumbling over one another. You’re so sorry, you don’t know what came over you, you’ll pack your things and go so he doesn’t have to look at you for a moment longer--

Pantalone merely chuckles and takes a seat on the edge of your bed. 

“Now, now,” he says. “Don’t be so over-dramatic. If I’m involved, I’d like to know exactly what I’m doing - lay back for me, won’t you? Show me how you’d like me to touch you. Maybe there are other uses for you yet.”

#genshin impact smut #genshin impact x reader #pantalone smut #pantalone x reader #itto smut #itto x reader #zhongli smut #zhongli x reader #albedo smut #albedo x reader #genshin impact posting #not sfw text #gif

[veeples]

ockiss24 - chigisa

Another fic for @ockissweek! This time with two of my fave girls :-). title: i blinked (and suddenly i had a valentine) pairing: charlie rosewall/nagisa yogo (@lilas) rating: gen word count: ~1.6k [ao3 link!]

Charlie can admit, in the privacy of her heart, that she doesn’t know what the fuck to do about Valentine’s day.

Look, it’s never been a date that’s called for any special attention. She is a career woman first, a socially repugnant bitch second, and a total ignoramus with love last. Her experience with the holiday wasn’t one of a romantic nature. Each year, she gave her siblings each a box of nice chocolates and spent her evening in the company of whatever shitty romantic comedy she could find. For years, that was her routine. And she was quite happy for it, thank you.

That is, until she met Nagisa.

They’d met at an art gallery’s opening weekend and had bonded over some rather shoddy looking art that came off as unintentionally erotic, and not in any good way. Then they’d kept running into each other in the artist circles they both frequented but weren’t true participants in. Friendship never came naturally to Charlie, but theirs had been one she kept gravitating towards.

Friendship morphed slowly into attraction, and attraction developed into a baby crush, gasping and new but persistent. Anyone with eyes would have liked Nagisa with her generous curves and wicked smile like she always knew something you didn’t. Or, lacking that, ears to hear her tinkling laugh and lilting, light voice that bellied her alarmingly sharp wit. Nagisa is the kind of woman that’ll have Charlie counting her lucky stars that Nagisa ended up liking her back.

(That’s still something Charlie puzzles over. See: socially repugnant bitch.)

Well, that’s all great and good. She got the girl. Now she’s faced with the problem of how to keep the girl. Her humiliating inexperience with dating and woeful lack of knowledge is a familiar and irritating hindrance. What does she do? They hadn’t been together that long – six months – so what would be the most appropriate Valentine’s date for them? 

Dinner was a sort of option, albeit a dull one. Most nice places were fully booked for the night as well, so Charlie would be left with lower level scraps. She’d rather not spend the night fighting for a dingy little table at the Chilis, thanks. Scratch that.

Movies were also common enough. That might be fine if Charlie or Nagisa actually had any interest in the current showings. When Charlie tested those waters, she found the interest from her girlfriend tepid, at best.

(“Oh, February showings are almost as bad as January ones, Charlie. Especially this early into the month.” Nagisa had said after one brief, unimpressed glance at the listings. “There is a fun little romcom I think you’ll enjoy coming out at the end of the month, how’s that?”)

So that was also off the table.

Simple gifts were also aggravatingly difficult to navigate. Everything seemed too… tacky. Overwrought. Who needed a giant stuffed teddy bear crowding their space? No one. Or a cheap little mug filled with cheaper chocolate? Gross. Jewelry and lingerie were too advanced and too personal – Charlie blushed awfully red just thinking about choosing a frilly thing for Nagisa to wear – and Charlie doesn’t want to look, gods, desperate . 

She is, of course. She is terribly desperate to prove to Nagisa that she is a worthwhile girlfriend worth the months Nagisa spent pining for her, flirting with her, only to be met with the frustration of Charlie’s absolute ignorance to all of it. 

She just didn’t want it to be so painfully obvious.

Ah, fuck.

Love is really fucking hard.

*

Valentine’s day descends faster than she would like and the only thing Charlie secures is a decent bouquet of roses and an hour away from work to surprise Nagisa at lunch.

Despite the anxiety that this plan is supremely lame, Charlie did her best to dress herself well enough to impress. She put on the trousers that accentuated the length of her legs, chose a lip color Nagisa had once commented made her look “very yummy”, and spritzed herself with the expensive sandalwood perfume she’d worn for their first date. For a bit of confidence.

She needs every ounce she can manage.

Her hands keep clenching the bouquet in harsh, nervous spasms, which makes the cellophane crinkle noisily as she makes her way to Nagisa’s office. The walk feels a bit like the times she’d been sent to the headmaster’s office in her youth. There’s an overwhelming sense of foreboding, like she knows she’s already fucked this all up and all she’s got to look forward to is a fitting punishment for being a lackluster girlfriend.

Oh gods. Oh gods.

She can’t fucking do this.

There’s no time to formulate a last minute escape plan because Nagisa spots her through the window. Her round face instantly brightens with joy, eyes crinkling and mouth spreading into a wide grin. As always, that sends Charlie’s heart into a helpless, wild flutter. No one’s ever looked at her with such excitement like Nagisa has. No one’s ever looked at her like her being there has made their day better.

Nagisa is already standing up from her chair when Charlie steps inside her cramped little office. She holds out the bouquet in front of her like a shield and clears her throat discreetly.

“I see you’re– Here.” Fuck, bad start. Nagisa’s smile only grows in amusement, but she is thankfully patient with her floundering. “I mean, ah, I’ve brought you flowers. As you can see them.”

“I do, and they’re so very lovely,” Nagisa coos and steps out from behind her desk. “And whatever are they for, Charlie?”

Ah, she’s not playing nice then. Sometimes Nagisa will pity her and her apparent fondness for tripping over herself from her own emotional stupidity.

Not now, she supposes.

“For– you know, Valentine’s day. I wanted to take you out to lunch.” Charlie says, taking a small step forward and is disappointed when Nagisa takes the flowers from her hands, because it means now her hands have nothing to do. They clench spasmodically at her sides. “I have a table reserved for us at that restaurant that you like around the corner. The Thai place? It’s for a whole hour, and I’ve turned my phone off so there’s no chance someone will bother me.”

Nagisa hums in interest as she closes the space between them, but makes no effort in stopping Charlie’s sputtering over explanation. Nagisa’s hands settle on Charlie’s shoulders, stroking the silky fabric idly, her dark and lovely eyes sparkling and clear with her affection. This has the effect of making her brain flare up like an overheated filament before dying.

“A whole hour? Will you survive without checking your phone every ten seconds?” Nagisa says in that familiar teasing tone that Charlie hates to say she loves since she’s usually at the end of it.

“Yes,” Charlie says, a little too fast. Nagisa’s eyebrows quirk in mute disbelief. “Yes, of course! I won’t even have it on the table.” When Nagisa only stares at her, Charlie fumbles, panicked. “Do you not want to do lunch? We don’t have to. We can– I can find something, give me a second–”

Finally, feeling merciful, Nagisa cuts her off by pressing a chaste kiss to her mouth.

“Love, aren’t you the cutest? Do I make you so nervous?”

Heat flares up with the strength of an inferno up her neck. Charlie blushes viciously and gapes like an idiot. “I– Perhaps! Is it so bad I want to impress you? This is our first Valentine’s. Of many, I hope.”

“Oh, how many?”

Kill her.

“Ah– As many as you want to give me. You can have all of mine.”

Killing her would be a kindness.

“How romantic! Charlie, you’ll have me blushing with declarations like that.”

Nagisa is certainly not blushing. She does look as pleased as the cat who's got the canary.

“Yes, well, maybe I’ll come up with more life altering declarations at the restaurant. We should really go, I don’t want to waste our lunch hour,” Charlie says in an obvious bid for retreat from saying all of that . “So shall we?”

Nagisa laughs and kisses her again. This time, she lingers. Her hand moves from Charlie’s shoulder to cup her jaw. She is so warm pressed up against Charlie’s front, all soft curves and softer touches and smelling sweetly of roses. Charlie relaxes quickly into the kiss, tension and anxiety rolling off her, her heart slowing from its rabbit-fast pounding, and curls her hand around one full hip.

Charlie likes her so much. Even when Nagisa loves nothing more than to delight in teasing her painful awkwardness, Charlie feels it is from a place of pure fondness. Becoming such a damn fool wasn’t something she envisioned, but it’s a fine exchange to stay in Nagisa’s company.

“Nagisa,” Charlie breaks away from the kiss with a contented smile. “Lunch?”

“Mmm. I guess.” Nagisa pokes out her lip in a dramatic pout. Charlie notes, with a hot curl of satisfaction, that her plum lipstick has smudged.  “Yes, yes, let’s go, I think that curry I like will be perfect for today.”

They leave the office together, huddled close against the biting February wind. Charlie’s hand pressed against Nagisa’s back, Nagisa’s cheek laid delicately against her arm. They spend the hour in the cozy heat of the restaurant, laughing and holding hands across the table. Not once does Charlie think of her phone tucked away in her purse or the work she’ll have waiting for her.

As far as a proper first Valentine’s day goes, Charlie couldn’t ask for any better. Holding Nagisa, being kissed by Nagisa – this is already more than she’s ever dared to hope for herself.

#ockiss24 #oc kiss week #veep writing #oc: charlie rosewall #nagisa yogo #ship: chigisa #this fic came to me soooooooo easily it was v fun for me to write

[reigningmax]

Recent Fic Recs

Both older and newer fics, sorted by the pairings!  * Favorite  ** Smut  All the fics are favorites of mine but the ones with a * were a punch to the gut in a good way! Fic writers in this fandom don’t get enough hype or credit so please spread the word and please send me your fic recs too! 

Max/Charles

i've got you tonight and always by footysel

Nothing in their world was ever certain, except for the fact that at the end of the day, they always had each other. No matter what, Max is always going to be there for Charles.

Lovely by @mahixa

Charles has always been like that. Like that? So like what? Max thinks, forcing himself to finally understand what he has been feeling for so long, searching in his head for the best word to describe the other man. Lovely. Charles has always been quite lovely, he admits to himself.

*champagne, cocaine, gasoline (and most things in between) by finedae @blorbocedes

Redemption tastes an awful lot like Max Verstappen pouring a bottle of champagne down his back, after winning the Austrian Grand Prix in the Red Bull Ring.

*love like a fist by teammates

There is no version of love that matches comfort. No, love is like a fist hitting square into his jaw. Love is pain. Charles smiles, green eyes twinkling under the artificial lights, his slender fingers toying with the loose strings of his bracelet. Max watches, with a heavy weight on his chest bringing him down and a knot tied on his throat. Love hurts. He wants nothing but to reach out and hold his hand and let Charles run his index fingers through his palm, mapping out his veins, but he can’t. He can’t.

***contrition by finedae (all fics by this author are gorgeous)

aftermath of the french grand prix 2022. charles looks for ways to punish himself.

*proximity by grandprix (all their fics!! amazing!!)

These kinds of smiles on Max are reserved for other people. Like Daniel, like Lando, like those Dutch guys that come around sometimes and he likes to yell with. Not Charles. It’s probably the fourth time Max is acting noticeably strange around him that he notices the freckle on his lip.

*i got you (a lil' something) by Missha (Mishtique)

Max and Charles spend the holidays with family and Max ends up having a special present he bought with Charles in mind.

***I Know Places by Tazza1993

Max owns a cat café in Amsterdam and is perfectly content with his quiet, little life. Until one day, four time F1 champion Charles Leclerc comes across his café. A Notting Hill AU.

*days like this by @playclock (all their Lestappen fics, chefs kiss)

Every time, you watch him like you had watched him that day in the rain. Every time, you are happy for him—but you aren’t up there with him, and the days continue to count. You’re counting, always counting.

***Feel The Heat Going Overdrive by Anonymous

In which Charles keeps asking questions about the RB18 in the midst of their sexual escapades and Max is – literally – one DNF away from blowing a fuse.

Max/Daniel 

***established relationship snapshots by swallowsmateforlife @otfourever

snapshots from a happy, healthy, trusting, long, committed relationship. all can be read as stand-alones. no chronology. just sneak-peaks into moments from their life together. 

(Part 1 and 2 are my personal ultimate faves)

***two feet on the water by @yekoc​ 

“I just, like. You know, just because we’re both guys,” Daniel says.

He takes another gulp of wine. “We don’t both, like, do everything the same in bed, I guess, or whatever.”

I've never felt more alone by yellowleaves

Daniel and Max are doing fine until Max brings his boyfriend to the paddock one day, and then Daniel just isn't fine.

***mine had my face by tobabylon @geluksalig​ 

When Martijn tells Daniel he's fucked Max, Daniel thinks it's a joke.

*Naked in his possession by Charlotte_Stant @boxboxlewis

ENG 312 is a seminar, which is bullshit, because it means Max won’t be able to hide behind his laptop in the back corner of a lecture hall and get on with his actual work.

***find what you love (and let it kill you) by @toastandvegemite 

Or: It's meant to be an old wives tale, a warning that if you submit to another Alpha, you won't stay an Alpha.

Misc. 

*Give it some, give it some, give it some time, But I think we're supposed to be by byesexualniall

(Or; the five times Charles and Buttons wage war, and the one time they don’t.) - Charles x Reader

*In The Wet by plastics

How did you learn to get so good in the wet? ... These conditions are where the greats are recognized. - Carlos x Lando 

***call it serendipity (I'd know you anywhere) - series by bones_2_be

Lewis didn't expect to run into Daniel at Coachella, but he turns out to be the best thing on offer. In which Daniel and Lewis get high and then get off in Lewis' fancy tent.

***hierarchy of needs by toastandvegemite

Daniel and Carlos have a one-night stand (or one-afternoon, technically, on Max's bed while its owner is asleep in the bathtub). It's just a bit of fun. Daniel isn't meant to get pregnant.

#my post #text #fic recs #maxiel fic rec #lestappen fic rec #daniel ricciardo fic rec #max verstappen fic rec #charles leclerc fic rec #lewis hamilton fic rec #idk what else to tag lol #carlos sainz fic rec #carlos sainz jr fic rec

[marshmallowprotection]

I feel like V deserves way more love and Saeran’s AE did him so dirty. But my blue bby will always be my fave 💙

I’m so happy that I’ve found someone who’s still doing MM headcanons and asks after so long 💗

But headcanon/thoughts on V’s reaction that MC is pregnant and they’re gonna have kids. And him holding his firstborn for the first time. My heart is just melting thinking about it 🥺💗

V is determined to be a good father. When you first adopted Lucy, he knew that he was going to make things right this time. It was a choice made with a lot of respect to his family goals. Your family goals. The ones you've created together. It wasn't made lightly. This choice was made after he spent hours thinking about what it would be like to be a father. If he could be a father at all.

These thoughts aren't easy for him. They plague him like no tomorrow on the worst nights. He knows that if he chose to be a parent, it would be a choice made with a world that could be prepared for anything.

If he chose to avoid parenthood, it would be a choice made knowingly in respect to what his priorities and feelings are.

He knows his mistakes from trying to take care of the twins but he’s learned through fire that he will have to accept hiccups and be willing to confront them instead of shying away. To be a good father means to be someone who is willing to admit when something isn’t right and to work harder on being willing to accept criticism and learn from it. 

That's a hallmark his father will never be able to achieve as he won't own up to his mistakes.

It’s not easy, and it’s something he works on every day since there’s no way to be perfect. He can only strive to be better than the day before. He does feel much more confident in the parenting situation these days. He wants to do better and he spends a lot of time communicating with other people and reading everything he can get his hands on. If he can learn something, he wants to be able to get into it and divulge the answers from top to bottom.

It's not simple, but it's important to him to not make a mistake. He can't imagine screwing up the same way he did as a child. He doesn't want a child to be haunted like he was.

He knows that's nothing compared to getting your hands super messy and putting yourself into that situation; but, it's important for him to feel like he is making progress and seeing that there are lessons that he didn't even think about. It's a process. He needs time and space to figure out where he went wrong and how to correct himself.

There are things he didn't unpack from his own childhood that he's trying to work on. It affects his parenting process. a part of his becoming a parent will come from the healing process. He can't feel like a father until he has done more work to recoup from his feelings of neglect, abandonment, or shame.

The regrets that he has from his relationship with his mother aren’t something that he wants to relive. He learned a lesson in a very hard way and he wants to make sure that his children never have to do that. He wants to make sure that they always understand that he will be there for them. He won't leave them and he won't run away.

Even if times get hard and he makes mistakes, V wants to do things the right way. He may not be a perfect person and he will be honest about that. But he will say that he is trying his best and that he wants to understand how to be better. Just be warned that his shame over what he did as a teenager hangs over him like a rain cloud.

As far as pregnancy goes, the only thing you have to worry about is him being a little bit too attentive. It may sound silly but it's not. He won't go anywhere you don't want to go. He wants to make sure that you have everything that you need and sometimes that means that he goes over the top. It's not a bad thing, it puts him in a place where he makes sure that you have anything that you could ever need at your beckon call instantaneously even if you didn't ask for it. Call him out if you see him neglecting any of his needs, though.

Old habits did hard, after all.

It's all okay when he holds his child, though. He smiles. He cries. He knows that he will do anything for this child. He won’t stop if his child needs something to be happy. Name it, and he’s on it. It’s the same way he cried when he held Lucy for the first time... the same way he felt when he wanted to protect the twins. He is determined to do things right and be the best father he can be. Even if he might make mistakes, he knows his love for his child will always outweigh everything else in his life.

If there's nothing else he knows, he knows that. No matter what comes next in life, he knows what he'll be looking out for. He'll be looking out for his partner and their kids. He's only going to be able to hold himself together for so long until he sees you, and then he just weeps. Which, will probably warm your heart in the process because he often doesn't let himself show what he's feeling, and this is a sign that he's still getting better all these years, and this is a sign that he's still getting better all these years later.

#ask #mod kait #mystic messenger #mysme #mm #jihyun kim #kim jihyun #v jihyun kim #mysticmessenger #iamallthingsasian

[chim-chim1310]

jimin's a complete package and his sexiest and most attractive part is his brain. so why would i even consider jk when JM exists? Jk probably has some good qualities too and let's admit he has a good body (that he's probably spending the majority of his time maintaining), but he's a little forgettable. i know that he's an introvert and I am one too, so he's not the best at socializing and stuff like that, but he mostly just bores me. Maybe if we get to know him deeper we'll see more layers to him but nah, he's not the type that I'll fight someone over for. It's a me problem.

Hypothetically can I see myself hooking up with Jk though? Yeah, because why not? I mean everyone deserves a good (?) lay, LOL. but then again if i already got a taste of Jimin, i am positive that i won't even blink at JK's way 🙊 🎤

Anonnn You put my exact feelings into words. 👏👏👏

Jungkook is definitely hot. He has a hot body. Okay for sure.

But he doesn't really have an attractive personality.

You know there are many hot, beautiful people in the world but sometimes you think someone is good looking and then they open their mouths or you see their other habits and you're like...... No thank you.

Like you can have striking features. But people won't be into you if your personality doesn't match.

Like a person's attractiveness, something that holds people's attention, or gets someone hooked mostly comes from the way they carry themselves. You know you can have a basic beauty but if you're confident and carry yourself well, and know how to articulate your words it's what makes you really attractive to people. This is what holds people attention in a long run.

A good body is okay for one night stand but for the long run it's the personality that matters.

Like jungkook is hot but it's mostly physical features. But his personality is very NOT attractive to me. He seems immature at times which is a no no for me. If you like frat boy kind of personality then it's a you problem lol sorry.

And I think jimin likes bold and confident people.

Look at jimin himself. Jimin is so gorgeous. But what's more attractive is his personality. The way he's so serene and calm but so assertive too when it's required. He's so shy but can be confident as fuck and look you straight in the eyes. He's intimidating too sometimes. And the way he carries himself is so sophisticated and elegant. He understands other people's emotions and empathizes with them. It's just something about the way he talk and carries himself that makes him attractive. Jimin is someone who will get you hooked and obsessed. He's not a passing thought he will literally start living in your head rent free.

No matter how much haters denies jimin is always on their minds more than their faves. Just look at the kpoopie's reaction to the whole barbie thing. Like I said he's not a passing thought. He leaves his impact on everyone.

And other than that jimin is just so fucking unique so he always catches people's attention.

I couldn't say the same for jungkook. But maybe it's just my preference. Maybe to others jungkook is really THAT hot. But that's their taste. I have mine own.

Let's not fight. 🥲

[khuzena]

Cuisiner avec toi

Chamber x reader

Fluff

"can u make a chamber x fem!reader fluff? :D it can be abt anything ^^ ty!"

@reihuuu

Sure 🤩 he's one of my fave characters anyways

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The storm hasn't stopped yet it seems. It has been raining pretty heavily for hours now and both you and chamber decided to just cuddle under the covers.

"Mon chou are you alright?" He asked as his hold onto you tightened.

"A-ah im fine really."

"You were pretty scared earlier, perhaps you're afraid of the thunder."

As much as you hate to admit it, he was right. Thunderstorms really terrified you especially when it's too loud. But your fears leave your body whenever you're with chamber. Just being around him gives you a sense of security as you hug him tighter.

"I'm going to the kitchen, please wait here mon cherie." He said as he shifted away from the hug and sat up.

"Hmm.. please stay here for a while.. 5 more minutes..."

"No can do, I have a feeling you're a bit hungry now and I am too. Or.. would you like to cook with me there so we can spend time together?"

You left out a small mhm and sat up too as you both made your way to the kitchen. Chamber pulled a chair for you which you sat on and he grabbed some ingredients form the fridge. He swiftly placed the prepared beans and meat from last night and let it sit out for a while.

"So mon cherie, how was your day?" He asked in a soft tone while he was turning on the microwave.

"It was good, too bad it rained really hard and we just took a day off."

"What particularly made your day better? Is it me?" He jokingly questions as he stares into your eyes lovingly

"Mhm, you." you replied while you slumped against the chair. He presses a kiss against your forehead and mutters a quiet 'je t'aime' under his breath then he continues to roasting the meat for the cassoulet.

He did all the cooking including the boiling of all the beans and preparing the meals. As you watch him do his own thing, sometimes when you looked away for a moment, he stares at you for a while and thinks to himself how lucky he is to have someone like you.

After a few minutes the cassoulet was done then he proceeded to prepare the plates.

"You know vincent, you shouldn't be the only one doing the work"

"No it's okay darling. I want to do something sweet for you for once. We barely have enough time to spend time together at the VALORANT protocol."

He quickly put the plate on your desk and got some water for you both. The thunderstorms are getting louder but those sounds don't make you flinch one bit as you don't feel scared because you're with him.

"Say ahh" he said as he fed a spoonful of his cassoulet to you.

The flavor taste wonderful as you chew the beans and meat. It seems like it was made with love, since this cassoulet tasted much better than anyone else's cooking.

He interrupted you're zoning out as he raised your chin and asked,

"Mon cherie, does it taste good?"

"Yes, it really does. Thank you for the meal ehe"

You placed a chaste kiss on his cheek and continued to eat happily. His cheeks flushed and spent the rest of the night talking about random topics and hugging on random areas at the room but you both don't mind.

"As long as I'm with you, mon amour, I'll always be happy and I don't regret spending the day being lazy but close to each other with you" <3

He said before you both closed your eyes and slept.

#valorant fluff #chamber x reader #valorant fanfiction #valorant imagines #valorant x reader

[epickiya722]

how can you be a fan of mirko and hate bakugo tho??? they have basically the same personality.

And you know what, this is one of the few times where it's the MALE character that's hated while sharing the same traits as a FEMALE character.

I said this is the recent ask I just answered, but I really think it's because Miruko is a hot woman.

Don't get me wrong, I find her attractive, too.

But seriously though, let's be honest, with Miruko her personality doesn't matter when she's a rabbit woman with a cute face. I have made a post about it before so long ago, but Miruko has to be the most sexualized female character there is in BNHA.

I don't see a lot of people wanting to explore her more character wise as they do with Midnight. Who is a canon sexual character.

Like I bet you right now, go into the Miruko tag and you'll see more fanart pictures of her where her tits and butt are drawn way bigger than she naturally has before you see a headcanon post that doesn't touch on how she can screw the reader.

Back to Bakugou, I also feel like it's the case of popularity.

Miruko isn't that much of a popular character, she isn't. She's just getting the acknowledgement due to her showing up more in the manga and anime.

Before her appearance in season 4, I doubt anyone remembered or cared for her from the manga. (As a opposed to me who saw her in the manga and went, she's already became my fave. It was her lines that got me.)

And when she was animated, people were more antsy and racist to her English VA than to hate on Miruko as a character.

Bakugou, on the other hand, has been present since day one. And even then, he already got fans, grew in popularity. He has reigned #1 since, what, the second popularity poll?

So guess what?

He's easy to hate on.

With many fans, there's going to be many haters because "Oh, look, more people to bother". I feel like half of the time, his haters don't really be hating him. They just look for easy targets to bother because they're bored.

Like I don't see Mineta fans get bothered. Some I'm sure do, but at best they're ignored like Mineta himself who the fandom either hates or ignore exists.

Overhaul fans. Despite him experimenting on Eri since she was a toddler? Don't see them get bothered much. Why? Overhaul isn't that popular of a character.

People want to pull the "He is a bully" card as if Bakugou hasn't acknowledged that himself. Yeah. As much as people preach about kids being kids and they can learn, they sure do get antsy about a fictional one admitting he was a complete ass and has issues.

Something quite a bit of ADULTS in REAL LIFE won't even do.

So far, I have only blocked 1 person who was anti Miruko but so many anti Bakugou blogs.

Like even if I hated Bakugou, I'd probably still be blocking anti Bakugou posts just for the fact a lot of antis tend to be trolls. That's how annoyed I am.

Your whole blog dedicated go hating a character?

WHY ARE YOU SPENDING ALL THAT TIME BEING NEGATIVE?!

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #kiya answers #katsuki bakugou #bakugou katsuki #bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugo #kacchan #🧡💣💥 #miruko #mirko #usagiyama rumi #rumi usagiyama #💜🐇🌙

[portfolio-of-dreams]

ship your moots and assign them a trope?

weeee, this took a bit because I have so many but this is from the top of my head! (pls i’m sorry if I missed you!!)

@cyancherub Aki, work colleagues. They definitely hit it off in the beginning and slowly Aki couldn’t stay away from Cassie always going on missions together because he has to keep her safe!

@sennsational Baji, (obviously), Soulmates. There’s no other troupe for them. When they met it was like they finally found their person, red string of fate type thing. They immediately knew each other was “the one”

@dilu3 Sasuke, friends to lovers. (side note: I always see Sasuke things and think of Lala.) They kind of grew up together and fell in love naturally, it was easy for both of them to realize their feelings for each other. It was a little harder to admit them tho (Sasuke)

@ch3rryf1z Nishinoya, schoolmates. I imagine Lauren is good at school and has a class with Noya so she helps him with studies and after a while he finally asked her out.

@nyaaaaanma Kenma, soulmates. I love them together. They compliment each other so well. Ella has a big personality and Kenma likes to be reserved. They bring out the best in each other.

@fairyfuyu Aizawa, teacher-student. He had eyes for Honey as soon as she entered the classroom. He held onto those feelings until she graduated and finally told her and the rest is history.

@nymphoheretic Itachi, best friends brother. 🤭 Nymph is friends with Sasuke but he has a damn fine brother (they hook up in secret hehe). Eventually things fall into place and they start dating!

@sweet-seishu Inui, “damsel in distress.” I can just see Katie getting in trouble because she has a mouth on her and Inui comes to her rescue. After hanging out a few times after he finally confesses he has feelings.

@asmology Cass gets shipped with me. Otherwise, Hanma (begrudgingly), fake relationship. They have a mutual interest to make their exes jealous but somewhere along the way they develop feelings for each other. Both of them are too stubborn to admit it though so things remain the same for a while.

@munsonsins Gojo, friends to lovers (my fave). They’re always seen together so everyone assumes their dating until they officially announce it and tell the others- but it doesn’t come as a surprise.

@suyacho Gen, “stuck together”. They meet in the stone world, duh. They have to work together and cooperate with Senku and the team to try to get things moving along. Snow always teases Gen about something and at first he hates it but slowly comes to enjoy it and then they can’t be separated 🫶

@b-achiras Luffy, oblivious love. Apollo loves Luffy and tries to get him to understand his feelings but Luffy is so oblivious to his acts of service 😭 Eventually, Apollo has to spell it out for him and he’s like “OH! I like you too, took you long enough” but like ?? luffy is the one that didn’t notice his feelings lol

@blueparadis Mikey, “opposites attract”. I imagine Para to be in a different gang or not affiliated with them at all. She meets Emma and they go shopping together and what not but every time they run into Mikey, they stare at each other because they don’t understand one another and the choices they make. They are two very different people with different views but the more they see each other and spend time together the more they realize they want to be around one another, eventually admitting feelings.

this was a doozy and I couldn’t help but elaborate on why I thought about each troupe. Thanks for the ask anon ❤️

#vega’s visits #vega’s precious nonnies ☆

[our-summer-is-winter]

Mello and Near?

Omg, the blorbiest of my blorbos! Time to go apeshit.

Mello

1. Sexuality headcanon: I think he's either pansexual or just does not give a fuck about labels as long as he's having fun.

2. OTP: okay, maybe it's time to admit I low-key ship him with Linder. Maybe I lost my mind, but I love the mere thought of them two together. They had such a good chemistry. (Also I know that the whole shower scene is just a fan service and exploitative and whatever. It couldn't stop me from looking [dis] respectfully. At Halle Linder, of course, not at Mello who was just his usual self, so I'm quite off topic rn I guess.)

3. Brotp: him and Matt. Of course. What else can I say?

4. Notp: Meronia. It's just... Not for me. They just don't click together. Not only because of their opposing personalities, but also opposing lifestyles, life goals, motivations, ways of thinking. And even if "opposites attract", they're also way too similar in some aspects to make it really apply. I can't imagine them as anything else than this almost-brothers-turned-rivals relationship. And whatever could have been between them two was already destroyed by Childhood Trauma™ and Watari's shittiness.

5. First headcanon that pops into my mind: Mello's favorite alcoholic drink is tequila sunrise. Why? Because I say so. Also my Irish Mello agenda.

6. Favorite line from this character: "I'm not a tool for you to solve the puzzle!".

7. One way in which I relate to this character: I don't, I'm just looking at him from safe distance. Seriously though, I'm hot-headed too.

8. Thing that gives me second hand embarrassement about this character: those godawful pants. You know which one. Jesus

9. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: Problematic fave

Near

1. Sexuality headcanon: I don't know. No, really, I have no clue. I think he might be aro ace because I don't think he would necessarily need a relationship, even if I think he would want one at some point, but I don't have any strong headcanon. Demi, maybe?? No idea, man.

2. OTP: honestly I don't ship him with anyone. Because who should I even choose? Light fucking Yagami? Please. My crackship idea was him and Ryuk, but it has no potential to be anything more but a joke. Although if he ever banged Gevanni, well I'm jealous.*

* In alternative universe when Near is already 20 something when they first meet and blah blah blah

3. Brotp: him + Rester. I don't think they would actually be "like a family" or whatever, but those two have something really interesting going on for sure.

4. Notp: Meronia. It's just... Not for me. They just don't click together. Not only because of their opposing personalities, but also opposing lifestyles, life goals, motivations, ways of thinking. And even if "opposites attract", they're also way too similar in some aspects to make it really apply. I can't imagine them as anything else than this almost-brothers-turned-rivals relationship. And whatever could have been between them two was already destroyed by Childhood Trauma™ and Watari's shittiness. (Yes I freaking copy pasted it, and so what)

5. First headcanon that pops into my head: he likes hyperpop and electronic music. Including weird alternative electronica, but he mostly likes his music still with some pop-ish qualities. Some stuff I think he would be into: Kero Kero Bonito, SOPHIE, LCD Soundsystem, Rina Sawayama, Farah Abraham's "music" "album", witch house, city pop, some synthvawe. He can spend hours streaming music on Bandcamp.

6. Favorite line from this character: only one?! It's impossible! Seriously, Near is such a sassy king.

"See who's talking, Kira."

"Commander Rester, investigations are always based on assumptions. If you're wrong, just say »sorry«."

"Such foolish people."

"You're just a crazy mass murderer. Nothing more, nothing less."

(okay, some of those are more than one line, but you get the spirit.)

7. One way in which I relate to this character: I relate in every way to this character

8. Thing that gives me second hand embarrassement about this character: does "I hate what anime have done to his character" counts?

9. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave: I think Near is somewhere in between those two options? I don't think he's a cinnamon roll, but he's also not very problematic. (At least compared to the rest of the cast of this show lol.) Near isn't a cinnamon roll, he's more like a cheesecake with jelly. Or licorice.

#ask #thank you 13 it was a lot of fun