#I don’t even like bananas

[negative-five-diopter]

Under constant stress due to the knowledge that all bananas are genetically the same. What if the banana plague happens again?

#THERES NO GENETIC DIVERSITY #It’s an ecological nightmare #bananas #we’ve already changed the banana species once #could we do it again? #physically yes but imagine the mental toll #i don’t even LIKE bananas #funny #humor #meme

[jamiethenerd]

just gerrit cole’d a banana to see what it was like and by god what is that man doing with his life

#i don’t even like bananas #gerrit cole #yankees #new york yankees

[banana-vatore]

smh gay people (affectionate)

#pascal is asleep #don’t wake him up please it’s the first nap he’s had in weeks #nervous doesn’t even look like himself here but i wanted to post it anyway idc #they mean sm to me #and if there isn’t any content of them i’ll make it myself #nervous is scared to move a muscle and wake him up #the sims 2 #the sims #strangetown #this town sure do be strange #nervous subject #pascal curious #premades #sims 2 premades #fanart #digital art #on todays episode of banana vatore still can’t draw nervous’ hair #🥁🥁🥁 #this #art #curious subject

[songbirdieart]

Are u telling me it’s been like 2 years and not ONE of you gay bitches have pirated a full version of the Banana Fish 2021 stage adaptation and posted it on YouTube somewhere

#Like I don’t even need it to be subbed I just crave to witness it #banana fish #asheiji #anime and manga #banana fish anime

[punkpresentmic]

hey, blank and default-profile-picture blogs following me and liking things: if you’re new to tumblr, i’m glad to have you! however, if you don’t change your blog to not be fully blank and featureless, i will block you because you unfortunately look like bots!

#if you’re real people: try adding a blog header/title! or any profile picture image that’s not the default. even if it’s a jpeg of a banana. #thoughts.c #this site’s bot problem is So Bad #so i do block liberally for blogs that look like bots! please don’t get caught in the crossfire by looking like bots

[in-tua-deep]

Had a dream where I was back in high school in a math class and my teacher was just. Incredibly disrespectful about my identity/pronouns. So I swapped to the other math class section with a different teacher

And new teacher didn’t use my pronouns either, but it still felt better. And then someone broke my desk. And someone asked me if I made the right choice swapping, because neither teacher used my pronouns, right? And I just had this moment of such clarity, of, “yeah, he doesn’t use my pronouns. He doesn’t always use the right name. But you know what? He’s angry someone broke my desk, and I know that if he finds out who it was, they would be in trouble. And it wouldn’t be like that with the other teacher.”

Just. Utter clarity of the definition between someone who doesn’t understand pronouns but still sees me as a person deserving of safety vs. someone who maliciously doesn’t use my pronouns as a way to communicate disrespect and thinks that means I don’t deserve to be safe

#my dreams #rip to my high school history teacher who got cast as the villain #but also neither of these teachers were math teachers #it was my highschool history teacher and my high school art teacher? #very out of character for my history teacher. but honestly pretty in character for the art one #do I think my old art teacher would have used my pronouns? no #do I think he would have bitten then head off of someone who was messing with me? yes absolutely #terrifying man. used art as a coping mechanism for his war experience. 10/10 #I think this dream is a reaction to my new job actually #sat down and had a very emotional but helpful conversation with my director about pronouns and use of them with clients #my supervisor is a queer elder who is confused but supportive #told me that if non-binary were as known as it is today back then supervisor might also identify with it #but supervisor is apparently too old to come out *again* #which what a mood #man being non-binary is fucking hard #nothing but respect for my fellow they/thems and neo-pronoun users this shit is EXHAUSTING #also shoutout to the dream bit where bad teacher was like ‘haha and is that an apple’ when I was holding a banana #and I just fully ignored him. didn’t even acknowledge the ‘joke’ #an iconic move if I don’t say so myself

[pepprs]

acnl is a superior game to acnh in almost every way except the graphics. it’s actually making me mad

#purrs #working at the roost… mr shrunk… main street … multiple shop upgrades… megaphone (and microphone AND CAMERA on the ds)… villagers have #distinctive personalities and spread rumors and ask to schedule a time to come to your house… pattern grass… kappn island minigames… bananas #and mangos and durians and perfect fruit… the town tree and all the history in it… like idk. i love acnh too but it’s just so hollow and i #wasn’t even around for acnl in its glory days. like i STILL haven’t unlocked all the shops or shop upgrades on acnl or even met Gracie yet #or whatever and on acnh the only thing i need to do is get like 2 more reactions and then ive completed the game. and it just feels #pointless logging on and whatever (ik im saying things that have already been said a million times) bc the villagers are just dolls who say #the same 3 things over and over again. meanwhile eunice and benjamin are two of my og acnl villagers and they’re still there 5 years later #and i log on and talk to them and it’s so rewarding to bc they feel like actual.. people! who i love and who love me. whereas my acnh #villagers who i also love will just carry on exactly as they were no matter how long ive been gone. idk. i just don’t understand why they #decided to downgrade so much for acnh and let go of all these features and characters. i really hope they’ll make another game and that jtll #have everything new leaf had and more. and i mean the new horizons features can stay too (except for diy. i HATE diy) #ac #exterior building customization beyond just houses… sitting on rocks and tree strumps (and tree stumps having patterns)…. 😭💔 #the basket where you could put stuff from kappn islands in there so it wouldn’t fill up your inventory….

[south-sea]

shadow having days where he’s more kid than adult, and more adult than kid

but also days where he’s more maria than shadow

#on account of having her soul and all #it’s not so much a matter of her soul having its own consciousness and influencing his decisions #so much as it’s just him deliberately tending toward things She liked instead of prioritizing his usual preferences #and by that i primarily mean the easiest way to tell he’s having one of those days is by the food he gets #he doesn’t Dislike any particular food but he does tend to find sweets boring #so if he’s ordering sweet/fruity things then it’s probably One Of Those Days. #shadow who would normally order a hearty breakfast instead getting something like a strawberry/banana crepe for example #but then stealing a cherry tomato off his friend's plate (with permission) and having his usual Fancy Coffee #because even if he’s having One Of Those Days #he still knows it’s more of a compulsion and he’s not actually being influenced in some physical sense with altered preferences/behavior #at the end of the day he himself still prefers those more complex earthy flavors #but treating that maria side of his soul is what feels Right at that moment #sacrificing a tiny amount of his own comfort for the memory of hers #that kind of thing #idk if i’m making sense it’s a weirdly difficult thing to articulate #and i don’t think he’d be able to explain it either #it's just something about him that no one would even necessarily pick up on #unless they knew him INCREDIBLY well #second chance au #shadow the hedgehog #sea talks

[mqonlighting]

real talk in the tags for a second because i have a crush on a girl and i. a hehe. ahehehe.

will be burying this in reblogs and never touching on it again

#so random disclaimer this girl is like a year older than me and in high school it’s like a nono for older and younger batch to like be #a thing so i know i generally have no chance but i like to live in my own insanity and the progression of my crush on her has been absolute #ly cuckoo bananas. so like it started out as ‘i wanna be your friend’ and progressed into ‘shit they’re really pretty’ to ‘wow ur so??’ to #‘fuck i like them’ and then it died down and then by all golly it came back but more of a hallway crush now which is bearable bc i’m #not really a part of their life?? like we know each other but we don’t wave and shit and we don’t like ever interact that much so i was lik #ok this is fine bc they literally never think of me so i’m just admiring from afar. and the FIRST inciting incident was i request them onig #and i expect to not get accepted because according to their friends they onyl accept close friends and i’m like k this is a bad idea probs #but the worst that could happen is i get left in their follow requests right?? RIGHT?? but then within like two hours of reqing. lord. #i got. ACCEPTED. and they requested back. and suddenly it’s +1 tangibility like ok?? maybe we’re not as strangers as i thought we were #i later discovered i was not that special for this but also?? cool?? anyways for a while it kind of laid dead and we never spoke at all eve #tho i was in their acc now (at this time they barely posted but whenever they did it was so?? funny like they would slap the randomest shit #on that acc) and it was still a hallway crush altho my friends r awful (/pos) people who would always make me pass their hallway and i #would run into them so often but at this point we only ever like exchanged glances and they would walk right past me like i wasnt even ther #but THEN the second incident happened which was basically we had to play instruments for this christmas event thing and bc they’re literall #y amazing they played for it and i was roped into it and. i was so gay the whole time. bc who wears a leather jacket to school and gets the #prettiest haircut ever right on the last day before a long break?? and the worst part is whenevr something confusing happened they would #turn to me and this one other person and we’d b laughing together. like we r friends. and they’re so fucking nice they were checking up on #us the whole time i was literally dying i kept dropping my pick and stealing looks AURURUGH and they’re so gen funny and interesting i just #and the first few days of holiday break i just couldn’t stop thinking abt them it was so bad? like that was the moment where i was genuinel #like is this more than a hallway crush… eventually it died back down until the next event we had to play together where they were being SO #SO much more comf w me? like exchanging knowing looks when smt funny happens and that stuff.. at this point i didnt even know what to like #think of my crush on them so i just let it be yk. atp they’re not even waving at me in the hallways at all still so maybe they’re just bein #nice! BUT NO. THAT IS UNTIL I AUDITIONED FOR A BAND (theyr in charge of accepting) AND THEY ACCEPTED ME WHICH COOL BUT LIKE A DAY LATER I #HEARD FROM OUR MUTUAL FRIEND THAT THEY SAID ‘yeaa im so happy i got (my name)’ AS IN IN THE BAND. LIKE. HELLO?? HI U THIUGHT ABT ME?? and #during the first band mtg where everyone’s all awk they kept making eye contact w me and asking if i was good and making sure i got to say #smt before anyone made a decision and it. murdered. me. i’m sorry maybe it’s the fanfic writer in me or this shit is literally nothing and #think they’re just nice to everyone but who cares bc it means they’re nice to ME too. and then last week happened. which was like the nail #in the coffin. INTERACTION ACTIVITY. I IMPULSIVELY ASK IF THEY WANNA B GROUPMATES AND THEY SAY YES. THEY ONLY TALK TO ME AND THEIR FRIENDS. #I ACT STUPID. THEY ALUGH AND TOUCH MY SHOULDER. I ASK ABT THEIR CAMERA AND THEY GO ON A LONG-ISH (cute) RANT ABT SMTH. THEY ASK WHY I HAVE #BIG ASS STACK OF POST ITS. WE TALK. THEY LAUGH AT MY JOKES. SUDDENLY. THEY SAY A FULL HELLO IN THE HALLS. THEY WAVE AT ME A DAY LATER. FUCK

[violetlunette]

The more I look into Canon Hizashi and learn more about him, the more I love him. I know others aren’t crazy about him and prefer the Fanon Hizashi, but canon Mic really resonates with me more. He tries so hard to be cool, but he’s such an anxious bean he comes off as a lovable dork. He loves to entertain but gets panicked when surprising things happen. (No one will believe me, but Mic is actually the straight man to most characters. I’m not even kidding! It’s rare, but if you put him with some crazier who has more energy and Mic is completely out of his depth, it’s so cute. It’s really a shame they’re blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moments.) And he just loves the people around him so much! He really tries to act as a fun big brother to everyone he likes. And he’s just the most supportive character. I mean it, you can go through the entire manga, and you won’t find a better pal than Hizashi! And there’s so much more. I can’t wait to share it all with ya’ll because the man is amazing!

#Canon Present Mic #I originally got the pages with him so I could write him better for fanfiction #but now I have other goals as well #shame I'm so busy and I don't write fast #but ya'll #mic is so cute and amazing #sorry I'm working on something and I got excited #it's a shame not a lot of people like canon mic but oh well #to each his own #The only think I'll fight on is that he DOESN'T have banana hair #her has cockatoo hair #he bird boy #don’t reblog lol #not really #I'm hear to have fun so they can think what they will #even if they're completely wrong #BIRD HAIR NOT BANANA #Present Mic #Hizashi Yamada #yamada hizashi #I've got posts coming #hopefully they'll get here quicker than George RR's dragons #mha #bnha #mine #rambles

[utenthy]

has anyone here seen richard siken’s current twitter antics

#im like insanely aggravated it’s like ruining my day #he’s kind of delving into this topic of the current discourse surrounding speculating the sexuality of an artist and how people are #trying to twist some crazy don’t ask don’t tell scheme into the most appropriate course of action #don’t know if you guys are too deep in anime heaven to be aware of this but oh my god #i get a lot of like popstars on my twitter feed and it’s just people like if you think this famous person is gay you’re fucking disgusting #it’s bananas #but siken is getting involved now and he’s kind of proposing this theoretical to his followers #and they’re all like falling for it in the most ridiculous way #he’s saying like. if you found out i was straight would you think of my art differently #and they’re all like Nooo baby we’d support if you were het cuz sexuality doesn’t matter bby #and he keeps like dropping all these leading questions trying to take them to the water like #even if a reading erases queer history is it okay #and they’re like yes it’s ok ❤️ #like it makes it so obvious and stupid i can’t believe these people are watching Richard siken #extremely important gay poet #get sucked into gaylor drama and their take is that he’s saying omg gaylors flopped sexuality doesn’t matter #don’t be stupid #he was like if i was straight it wouldn’t change the art would it ? And the answer is yes it would. fucking obviously. #but he’s getting into a lot of conflict with people #cuz like im always saying the greater society smoked so much homophobia that even gay people and allies are fucking CONFUSSD about what it #means to be an activist or stand for the cause of gay liberation

[deityofhearts]

when I was a kid I tried to make an edible perfume using stuff like flavoring you’d use in cakes and stuff and water but I also added shampoo and soaps and was trying to get people to taste the perfume

#deity dialogue #no one tried it :( #I wasn’t even being malicious I just forgot you shoudlnt eat soap and was sad no one wanted to try my perfume #also around this time we were gifted a little perfume making kit and it had a banana muffin scent and I miss it every day #like not just banana but it specifically smelled like banana nut bread and I want to smell like that so bad you don’t undertaand #I think it would fix me

[okcoolthanks]

Fuckin love that slug guy that keeps reblogging my nbanaa uslg posts lol

#I think it’s happened like three or four times now it’s awesome :)) #they found the baby banana slug and like three other people have reblogged ut already #I don’t even know why banana slugs show up so much at my school they’re just kinda there

[spyderschaos]

Yo cuando me da la gana de hacer un spidersona

This is golden-silk spider!! Based on a golden silk spider ‼️🔥🗣️

I don’t rlly have any more lore for them so far and the design isn’t done yet but yea

#all ik is that they’re puertorican bc bc bc #I love when Spiderman is puertorican bc #I’m puertorican #so they just like me fr #I chose the golden silk bc apparently it can be found in pr even tho I’ve never seen one #and tbh I don’t rlly wanna 💀 #I didn’t rlly know where I was going with this suit but I like how it’s going #wip #spidersona #they’re also called banana spiders which I think is pretty silly #spider man #spiderverse #spiderverse oc #gold silk

[lavenderfeminist]

Did not realize some women bond over like, being straight (in a kind of roundabout way) until someone I know jokingly made fun of the way I eat bananas and then started nudging me about how cute some guy was and I came to the sudden realization that it had never come up in a conversation between us that men are not my thing

#the banana thing sounds weird but she was teasing #I just don’t think she would have said it if she knew I do not like dick #even my friends growing up didn’t talk about men to this extent and then most of my friends now know I’m a lesbian so it doesn’t happen

[jonathanstims]

the funny thing is that I keep in touch with my parents so little that sometimes I wonder how they think they know me at all, much more how they think they know me better than myself

#you don’t even know about the police investigation #you don’t know about my new best friend who im watching Voltron with #you don’t know that im watching voltron #you don’t know I’ve watched banana fish #you don’t know im on mute on the phone with my friend so they can ask for help #because his father doesn’t believe them about the rape #they don’t know I’ve got a new leather jacket or that im a month into a large-scale painting #they don’t know a woman molested me as a child #they don’t know what my room looks like. they don’t know when I do my laundry. they don’t know I shower in the morning #they don’t know either the mundane nor the important events in my life #they know jack shit and they insist that they know me better than anyone #I haven’t been taking my pills. I’m on shrooms. I’m working on getting top surgery. #I’ve thrown up three times this month. you think you know anything about me? #because I slept on the other side of the same house as you for a little over a decade? #you know jack shit. you know jack shit. #I’m not three or seven or ten or fifteen anymore #I’ve been out of your hands for years. you think you know anything?