By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?
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throwing yourself in front of your lover to save her from getting stabbed by a usb sword and your body dying and your consciousness getting trapped inside the sword and being used by your lover to fight through the city on a revenge quest against the people who did this to you. is butchfemme
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i’m angry bc my dog woke me at 6 am to go pee then again 20 minutes later to smell a plant didn’t get to sleep sleep till my last alarm bc my moms tv is so loud now im angry that im getting stressed what to wear bc my large baggy shirt and shirt underneath are not being found and im thinking oh no what if it guy comments on my shirt riding up bc all my shirts ride up a bit and sorry i dont want to wear a belt for 9 hours while sitting just so some dude doesn’t comment that he can see my skin and im already uncomfortable and feel ugly in my work attire im ready to blow up a city
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Random thing but I like to imagine that Guts gets almost all of his features from his mother. Like they have almost the exact same face, with one or two differences (as well as just being different genders)
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