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#I can’t stop thinking about his body
podcast-hemocytoblast · 10 months
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By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?
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anthyies · 9 months
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throwing yourself in front of your lover to save her from getting stabbed by a usb sword and your body dying and your consciousness getting trapped inside the sword and being used by your lover to fight through the city on a revenge quest against the people who did this to you. is butchfemme
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West Hollywood, 2019.
#remember when i was walking around the la arts district and a man stopped me and asked me to be a model for him?#and he spent aaages telling me all about the specific project he wanted me for & went through his portfolio & explained the whole process#literally so much detail#and then right at the end looked me up & down again#and was like: ‘actually. you’re a bit too big. i think i want someone thinner. definitely need a much smaller waist. i’ll let you know’#what a ride!#(and this was my body at the time btw)#(this might even have been taken on the exact same day lol)#🙃#like#okayyyyyyy#it’s funny bc at the time i had actually put on some weight so i was already thinking i was maybe getting a lil chubby#so in my head i was kinda like yeah fair enough#but now looking back i’m like ?!?!?!?! what the FUCK?#I mean yes#obv photographers have their creative visions and maybe i wasn’t the right fit for his little skeleton shoot. and that’s okay!#but you KNEW what i looked like?? you saw me walking and hung around for quite a while looking at me before approaching me#and then went through this whole conversation#like ???? what??#if you can’t make a regular healthy sized girl look cute in your pics that’s a youuuu problem buddy#and to think that THIS^ is ‘too big’ generally is ABSURD#i’m sure this probably happens all the time in the modelling world#but experiencing it as someone not involved in that industry at allll was so bizarre hahaa#me#mine#ur-average-girlnextdoor#your-average-girlnextdoor#still-your-average-girlnextdoor#my pics#my body
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thestalwartheart · 1 year
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Shout out to @aprettyspy for sending me this Vulture article and shout out to Rian Johnson who is clearly just trying to help this man with his shirtless Pavlovian response to being a male lead.
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seagull-scribbles · 1 year
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My pronouns are they/them ‘cause I’ll never be HER💕
Saw this comic by @mushtoons and their outfit designs has been living in my head rent free ever since
#rottmnt#raphael#rottmnt raph#cant stop thinking about this design honestly#I’ve never drawn a full body turf before so I think I need to practice the proportions more#need to shorten his limbs and make him more square#but aaaa#seriously loved this yes#I was too tired to do this yesterday after school but gosh I was spiritually with the turt bros last hot girl Fridays#if you haven’t guessed really masculine characters with feminine features or feminine girls with masculine features are my weakness#uuuffff#obsessed#they can’t do much cause of the whole…this….situation#but they could maybe party on the roof of some of the gay bars together and debate weather lady gags or Britney is the true queen#love it ahh#I could keep going but I won’t#oh I binge watched all of rise this week while I worked#I feel I missed some things by not properly watching but I loved it I’ll deffo go back and see the#properly when I can#also yes I know I was meant to do requests around work today but when I tell you this is all I could think of I meant it#he’s just spinning in my head like a microwave#he’s so sharp and angular but that top is so light and soft like him aaaaaa#and pinks a shade of red so it’s still his colour scheme it totally counts#I think I’m so used to drawing vectors long arms I stretched Ralph’s limbs out too much I’ll practice winding them back in#oh ehile im here inlowkey wanted this to match that crocs vector monty designed that i drew last year#for personal reasons uwu#mushtoons#SaveRiseOfTheTMNT
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you know those posts that are like ‘what topic could you make a 5 hour video essay on lol’? yeah that’s me with the caves of androzani part three cliffhanger
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nami-moittli · 10 days
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This counts as a “meme”, right?
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handmadecrybaby · 1 year
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Sorry Cale you’ve still got 121 chapters left before the book ends and I Do Not have hope for you
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Me, opening up a packet of the stuff the vet gave me: “I hope this probiotic powder doesn’t put my cat off his food. Can’t really help with his digestion issues if he doesn’t eat it”
I spill some because my hands can have problems with stability
My cat: *licks the stuff up like a kid who just discovered what powdered sugar was*
Me: “is this flavored?”
My cat: begs me for more powder and momentarily forgets his food
Me: “this has to be flavored”
#emma posts#sometimes him getting excited about new flavors for kitties is good#but other times his love of flavor exploration will lead him to eating a food he’s allergic to#and I can’t figure out what he’s reacting to right away because he just keeps eating the thing that makes his tummy hurt#at least I stop using things I realize cause allergic reactions#you’d think a little guy who doesn’t even know what allergies are would be even more off put by them#he’s so finicky about so many random things! but he loves new foods. especially more expensive ones. and that food was more expensive#this time he is getting a food for upset hairball tummies and has been enjoying it more than his old stuff too#I just hope that him traveling back and forth between his old food at my parents house and new food here causes problems#his old man tummy is getting more sensitive than it used to be and he’s getting a different food now… hopefully. and vitamins while he gets#these probiotics to hopefully make the change easier. I don’t want to jinx it but so far it seems to be really helpful#he hasn’t even gotten one hairball since starting the hairball food! and he loves his new vitamin treats#hopefully he’ll keep doing well with the old kitty vitamin treats#I want him to get his old man vitamins#even if he’s super healthy for his age. it’s good not to get worse!#i would know. as someone who dealt with not eating enough from medication side effects#I’m better now though! I switched meds and take more vitamins just in case#anyway. eating food is important for humans and kitties if you can get it it’s important!#and if your cat doesn’t get or absorb enough food they could get permanent damage to their bodies. never let your cat go more than three#days without food! try to make sure that they eat at least every 12 hours#they might not need as much food as you. but they can get a lot sicker a lot faster than humans usually do#I can ramble on and on about cat health though 😅 I just love my little guy so much#combo of better food formulated for hairballs and not giving him an allergic reaction with the probiotics too seems to be helping a lot#i knew cheap food wasn’t usually quite as good as the slightly more expensive stuff but holy shit. since moving out and now switching food#it’s been going so well for him! maybe I should ask my family to change the other cats food. I just hope that an extra 9$ a bag isn’t#off putting for them. i feel like fewer hairballs should be a great selling point
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detentiontrack · 5 months
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Do you guys think Hunter knows how to swim
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autisticredhood · 2 years
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poison ivy: thorns was soooo funny for this
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supercityboys · 1 year
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Leon opens his closet door and the merchant is just in there chattering away like normal
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lilgynt · 24 days
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i’m angry bc my dog woke me at 6 am to go pee then again 20 minutes later to smell a plant didn’t get to sleep sleep till my last alarm bc my moms tv is so loud now im angry that im getting stressed what to wear bc my large baggy shirt and shirt underneath are not being found and im thinking oh no what if it guy comments on my shirt riding up bc all my shirts ride up a bit and sorry i dont want to wear a belt for 9 hours while sitting just so some dude doesn’t comment that he can see my skin and im already uncomfortable and feel ugly in my work attire im ready to blow up a city
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quibbs126 · 4 months
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Random thing but I like to imagine that Guts gets almost all of his features from his mother. Like they have almost the exact same face, with one or two differences (as well as just being different genders)
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icelogged · 8 months
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*2015 voice* i wish i had the chillness instead i got the mental illness
#evidence of life#tw for mental illnesses major distress illness symptoms that aren’t romanticized (lawl) suicide ableism i guess?#idk just a massive tw for what i’ve said in the notes / don’t read if descriptions of mental illnesses bother you etc#///////////////////////​///////////////////////​///////////////////////​///////////////////////​////////////////////////////////////////////#i literally had to mix rubbing alcohol into my body wash then put it all over my body except my hair to stop myself from committing suicide#i’m so serious if there’s one thing i don’t say with my convoluted levels irony it’s suicide whenever i say kms im 100% serious#suicide is literally a constant ideation for me and i just can’t teehee about it ever i think it’s because it is one of the few ways i feel#that i can take total control full autonomy#anyways isn’t crazy traumatic things will happen and we have to just keep going like im literally on tumblr after [redacted]…#also why is my psychosis so obsessed with break ins these days when i was doing my rubbing alcohol scrub it did the break in scenario#like miss girl literally nobody want us that bad take a seat…#anyways this day started out okayish and now it’s literally *burning building in the background*#i wanna try to at least make it possibly kind of better by going to watch the sunset but no promises kinda itching for more rubbing alcohol#anyways slayyyy respectfully i hope this scares off…who it usually does…#like bro i am not a manic pixie dream girl i am not a smol bean with anxiety not a depressed gloomy muse etc#i am [as described by men who thought that i was just another goth bitch with daddy issues that knew all the right moves to make me into#whatever they needed me to be and or thought i was being hyperbolic when i say i am insane in the head and the pussy (as above so below)]#‘crazy crazy’ ‘fucked up’ ‘not worth it [because i am crazy for real]’ ‘[in need for a dude who one course in psychology and thinks that and#his dick are enough to ‘cure me’ ‘weird’ ‘freak’ ‘looney’ (kinda love that one like so true) etc (bc i don’t want to talk abt this anymore)#edit: my ​temporary icon bothering more than it should rn ughhh bad end all around goodness
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