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#I can’t sleep
oobbbear · 3 months
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The fact that horse hoof is just one giant thumb haunts me everyday
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lakrimasx · 2 months
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I just feel like I’m going completely insane
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girlstressed · 2 months
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they invented such a cool thing called cozy time sleeping in bed but then they invented these horrible things called The Bedsheets Don’t Feel Right and My Clothes Itch and My Brain Won’t Turn Off
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kthmlk · 9 months
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*does a twirl*
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lex-crow · 2 months
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In fic Hiccup being known among dragons as toothless’s brother/soul-twin/one and the same/ of the same soul type of thing is the shit.
You can’t change my mind.
Every time I see a fic from the dragons point of view and they turn to tooth like ‘where’s your other half? He is so nice. He has the best scratches. Where is he? I think you should share’.
And toothless is just ‘I will destroy you. my funky little guy, my soulmate, is not up for grabs. Violence is the only option if you don’t back off now.’ And hiccup off in the background is just ‘???’
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shynemoony · 3 months
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@nyoomian HEAR ME OUTT IM NOT DELUSIONAL I SWEAR 😭⁉️⁉️
(Edit: yes, I cleaned it and now looks way better)
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devilat-thedoor · 7 months
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👩🏻‍🦱
🫲🏻🫲🏻
man’s got a sword
👩🏻‍🦱
👐🏻
gotta honor it
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murdrdocs · 1 year
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chad is definitely the type to talk you through it and praise you nonstop…
MHMMMMM
he was (is?) a jock so he knows just how much of a driving force outside validation can be. so when you seem like you’re tapping out, when he can see your motivation deflating, he’s encouraging you. “no, no, no, you got it. you’re already doing so good. you’re taking me so well. don’t doubt yourself, look,” and he’ll gently grip your chin and turn your attention downward, making sure you’re watching the way his hips disconnect and reconnect with your mound with each of his thrusts. “you see that? see how you’re taking me like it’s nothing?” that sweet little smile on his face. he leans in, pecks your lips twice, and presses his forehead to yours, his eyes fluttering close. “just feel it, baby. feels good, right?”
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dumpsterfireofsubtext · 8 months
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This but it’s Yasmine after literally any fight in the second season
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theglowingeyeballz · 2 months
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Martin Kartin the lonely man
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latenightgremlin · 9 months
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I’ve been reading a bunch of those Humans are Space Orcs posts and, I want to add, Hysterical Strength. Just imagine what that must look like to an outsider, I mean sure, observing humans is already baffling in enough it’s self, but….. add people getting overwhelming amounts of strength out of seemingly no where, on top of it and you’ve got yourself a 9 tier cake of dumbfounding bs. Think about it for a second tho. Humans, with constant war going on somewhere on their planet. Who revolve around their small little gas star, screaming their heads off. Can suddenly LIFT A MASS 5 TIMES THEIR OWN WEIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SINGLE NERVE?!?!? If that’s not absolutely terrifying, I don’t know what is…….
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quackysmackk · 9 months
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Always love that feeling of finding a new comic and binging it (even if it comes with that feeling of ACK when I inevitably get to the end of the released content, lol)
Anyways, so Freddy still has both Monty and Roxy’s upgrades, right? So he can see Vanny if she shows up. But what about the Daycare Attendants? I’ve seen that in Ruin(?) there’s a small piece of evidence (a drawing made by them of Vanny) that they can also see her, but we don’t really have explanation or reason, and also that’s not necessarily canon to your comic.
Loving the comic by the way! I especially love your portrayal of the Daycare Attendants :] Sun’s “Let me at him!!!” was SO funny <3
AWE IM GOING TO CRY- thank you!! <3 I’m so glad you’re loving the comic and the portrayal of the Daycare Attendants! :) Sun cares very deeply about child safety LOL
Although it’ll be explained in the comic sooner or later, I want mention that (at least in my canon) I feel that Sun and Moon actually can see Vanny, however they both remember/react to her in different ways. Muahahah
I’m super excited for the next couple of parts coming up! Sooo imma give y’all a small teaser for the one I’m posting tomorrow >:)
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nymime · 10 months
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Kid steve defending his house from two thieves like Kevin in Home Alone.
Nobody believes he defense his house alone and he defeat two thieves when he was 10, until eleven makes some mind shit and they can see steve memories.
Maybe like that fics where they see a characters life and memories, uhh… that would be so much angst.
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wrenwinchester · 29 days
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Thinking about Sam and Cas again. More at 10.
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Imagine if the farmer & Shane got super wasted one night & they both ended up heavily making out, the farmer straddling Shane, both starting to dry hump each other. Getting lost in each other's desire to please one another French kissing, deep tongue kissing. They both take turns sucking on each others tongue…only forgetting that they are at the Stardrop Salon, it falls eerily quiet as the whole town has to suffer not only the sight of the pair of them getting way into dirty talking & other things but having to hear their moans & groans as well. Poor Gus has to be the one to break it up by clearing his throat loudly & telling you both that you can do that but you have to take it elsewhere. The two wasted lovebirds break away seeing they’ve scarred the whole town with their actions. Both Shane and the Farmer take some time helping each other drunkenly walk out of the Stardrop Salon laughing at each other, slightly embarrassed by what they just did in-front of the entire town. They aren’t sure how they are gonna show their faces or look at the town folk the same way again. However, that’s for the sober farmer & sober Shane to deal with.
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johnny-silverblog · 5 months
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“I’m a rockstar, V. Of course i’ve had gay sex”
-Johnny Silverhand, probably
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