#I apologize if it’s not

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up

#honestly the BALLS to steal the title for your apology video (for plagiarism) from the GUY WHO EXPOSED YOU (for plagiarism) #i do really dislike somerton but i have to respect the grind. fucking incredible. #hbomberguy #james somerton

[beaft]

i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

#why should i have to pay money because SOMEONE ELSE dropped my medication!!! make it make sense #also they kept referring to 'the medicine that got broken' please drop that youtuber apology line and lose the passive voice #it did not 'get broken' YOU BROKE IT #madness. utter madness.

[petrareads]

#i apologize #if I stole someone’s idea #but always fun to do it again 😎 #petrareads #petraposts #books #booklr #ya novels #polls #bookish #hunger games #throne of glass #shadow hunters #carry on #the mortal instruments #the infernal devices

[throesofincreasingwonder]

"A story doesn't need a theme in order to be good" I'm only saying this once but a theme isn't some secret coded message an author weaves into a piece so that your English teacher can talk about Death or Family. A theme is a summary of an idea in the work. If the story is "Susan went grocery shopping and saw a weird bird" then it might have themes like 'birds don't belong in grocery stores' or 'nature is interesting and worth paying attention to' or 'small things can be worth hearing about.' Those could be the themes of the work. It doesn't matter if the author intended them or not, because reading is collaborative and the text gets its meaning from the reader (this is what "death of the author" means).

Every work has themes in it, and not just the ones your teachers made you read in high school. Stories that are bad or clearly not intended to have deep messages still have themes. It is inherent in being a story. All stories have themes, even if those themes are shallow, because stories are sentences connected together for the purpose of expressing ideas, and ideas are all that themes are.

#original post #text post #500 #1k #2k #btw i know my definition of death of the author is loosey goosey here #it wasn't the main point so i went informal with it! as ppl in the tags have pointed out it isn't exact #and i do recommend reading the wikipedia article or similar (possibly even the essay itself if you're narsty) if you want to learn more! #wasn't expecting this to take off so my apologies to my barthes-heads out there #love you mwah #5k #10k #15k #20k

[tadpole-art]

Little turtle duck :)

#avatar the last airbender #atla #avatar #zuko #zuko fanart #ursa #art #artists on tumblr #this is an apology for the last time i drew zuko #during his agni kai ;-; #avatar fanart

[mylittleredgirl]

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

#with apologies to beloved mutuals ekjohnston and adibkhorram but this post had to be made #you are braver than any marine etc #i revealed my url recently to some very nerdy lifelong blood-oath level friends and lost feeling in my hands for like six hours #we read each other's livejournals during our peak Dramatic Feelings And Bad Choices years and it still gave me pause #rip twitter #that tumblr lyfe #containment breach

[mintybagels]

Days seem sometimes as if they’ll never end

#processing this trauma now #i apologize for nothing #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #neil gaiman

[shoomlah]

Everyone saw Crowley dressed up as Nanny Ashtoreth and wondered what she'd look like as a mid-century pinup, right, all of us, not just me 😬

#good omens #gomens #crowley #femme crowley #Nanny Ashtoreth #feeding the presumably VORACIOUS Nanny Ashtoreth fandom as one does #apologies for the tonal whiplash with my gomens fanart but the sketch for this was sitting in my Photoshop file for the kiss sequence #I could only ignore her for so long

[edensbackyard]

Tape recorder click sound my beloved

#when i tell you i screamed #tmagp #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #magpod #tmagp 10 #tmagp fanart #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #tma fanart #hello jon apologies for the deception #tape recorder click sound how did i miss you #cant wait for the horrors it will bring #also this episode was like a shovel to the face also my god #tmagp spoilers

[batbabydamian]

in the guard's defense, fire ants sting 😔

#damian wayne #talia al ghul #batbabyart #babian #the guard got Damian the ant farm as an apology lol #this was originally grayscale but then dabbled with colors for Damian's clothes and i cried when he looked like a lil green pea... #a lima bean baby...

[elegyofthemoon]

It's still surprising to see people say that when they see the upcoming strike post I made that this is the first time they're hearing about it, especially because I've seen several posts now talking about the same strike.

That being said: regardless of what kind of blog you are, please spread the news about the genocide, the strikes, boycotts, etc.

Even if you are a small blog, spreading word allows for more people to know what's going on and also do their part in protests and strikes, and maybe even the right people will be able to do more than what you're able to do.

And reminder: there is an upcoming strike on February 18th-25th. Prepare accordingly, protest, boycott, call your reps, and spread the word so more people are aware.

#ceasefire now #free palestine #palestine #it still stuns me because i can count maybe 3 different posts myself included that has all the information about the strikes #and just this morning someone rb mine saying this is the first time theyre hearing of it #do you see why its important to keep talking? #i'm not going to apologize for suddenly posting this midway through clearing my likes. it's important #free gaza #gaza #congo #free congo

[8catsinatrenchcoat]

david tennant character vs. weeping angels

#sorry but i had this thought and it needed to be shared with the world #so apologies if this has been done before #doctor who #tenth doctor #david tennant #good omens #good omens s2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands

[bixels]

Important: Ghibli's first butch masc woman.

#personal #not art #apologies to those who wanna go in with zero spoilers but i felt it's important everyone knows #there's a scene where she straddles a giant fish and plunges a giant carving knife into it and damn

[thecasualauthor]

"I was thinking more like shoving Nancy into the nearest dumpster."

"is there a Greek god of disappointment?"

"Are you stalking me??"

"oh no. you’re coming with me sunshine."

"I'm sorry." *Annabeth proceeds to shove Percy into the water

PLEASE the one liners are killing me

#percy jackson #pjo tv show #im dying #pjo spoilers #pjo tv spoilers #i apologize to all my jily people #but this will be my personality for the next few hours. possibly days. #annabeth chase

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Can you draw Percy in a shark onesie and Annabeth in an owl onesie? I need it for a fanfic. Happy birthday by the way, I love your art.

They dance 🎶

#my art 🌸 do not repost #nervoustoastthing 🏷️ #pjo onesie series✨✏️ #first off my apologies for the 3 month delay 💀💀✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼 #I don’t even deserve that birthday wish I’m not worthy ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼💀💀 #I’m so embarrassed 💀💀💀 #percabeth #percabeth fanart #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson fanart #pjo fanart #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #pjo #heroes of olympus #toa #pjo fandom #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #rick riordan

[moxyphinx]

"I just thought, 'I really want to go and lounge around on some sofas and do absolutely nothing and drop some funny lines.'" ROSAMUND PIKE on playing ELSPETH CATTON in SALTBURN (2023)

#rosamund pike #saltburn #saltburnedit #filmedit #elspeth catton #saltburn spoilers #gif #mine #* #film* #rp* #*insert rosamund's insta apology for *that* line* #and now i am free #1k