#I am salty

[spielzeugkaiser]

For an illness that 'doesn't exist anymore' (har har, as if) covid truly continues to fuck with me 😔

#in this household we always have the constitution of a sickly Victorian orphan child with tuberculosis but NOW #fucketh my life #my tastebuds are wonky now too 😩 #also I miss my brain don't know where THAT went #gotta get my complaints out of my system - at least ONE THING that actually does come out #i am salty

[going-to-superhell]

Hey remember that time when don’t hug me I’m scared basically said “fuck the colour green”

#green is one of my favourite colours #i am salty #don’t hug me i’m scared #unintelligible goblin noises #chaoscore #chaotic bastard #cryptidcore #cryptid #feralcore #gremlincore #goblincore

[ihni]

I hate Neil Hargrove

For the Fall of Neil Hargrove, day 7, Free day!

~~~

Neil Hargrove is an asshole I hate him very much He hit his wife and hit his kid And obviously, as such

he should have gotten worse, and they should have made him pay Instead they let him live and leave and simply run away

He took his family to a town where monsters seemed to reign He was the source of grievance and suffering and pain

But did he get to pay for it? Did he get his due? No, he got to ditch that town and live on, out of view

I hate how the show did it and that he got to live That’s something I will never be quite able to forgive

~~~

@fallofneilhargrove

#neil hargrove #stranger things #i am salty #ihni writes #ihni rhymes #fall of neil hargrove

[eelfuneral]

The “Clones exist to be with the Jedi and this is A Good Thing” interpretation of the Clone Wars narrative makes me immensely uncomfortable. Yes, they were great friends with the Jedi, but the idea that these guys exist only to serve others is “good, actually” denies clones their agency and individuality. The fact that the clones are quite literally slaves adds another gross dimension here.

Clones are not props for other characters. They are characters in their own right. The Jedi themselves (save for maybe Pong Krell) would not be fond of this characterization of their relationship with the clones, either.

#I am salty #fandom salt

[ofkithandmckinney]

#mood

#salty #i am salty #kith #kids in the hall #the kids in the hall #bruce mcculloch #scott thompson #gordon & fran #salty ham #mood

[greentrickster]

American school system be like, “Oh yeah, we’ll teach all sides of a situation, it’s cool!” And then just super casually not make sure you know that The Metamorphosis is a harsh critique on capitalism or that The Great Gatsby is about the failure of the American dream. Which are, you know, the key concepts the books are centered around and without which they both become weird, confusing pieces of avaunt garde nonsense.

Animal Farm is definitely about communism, though. They can’t stress enough how much Animal Farm is about Communism. -_-*

(Look, I know it’s been twelve years since I was technically freed from this portion of the education system, but there’s still enough salt in my soul over all this to surpass the ocean.)

#animal farm #the great gatsby #the metamorphosis #english literature #my life #i am salty

[thatofabeavers]

Do I want to write an entire book about the penguins of Madagascar because I’m salty they didn’t use the penguins as effectively as I think they could have? Yes.

Am I going to? No. I’ve planned half of it out, sure, but if this thing doesn’t live up to my expectations I will rewrite it and I am not about to get stuck in a loop of rewriting penguins.

Seriously! I thought the movie was better but it doesn’t use all of the penguins as well as I had hoped. They can be so much more!!!!

#penguins of madagascar #writing #fanfiction #i am salty #I really want to do them justice #they deserve more attention #but the LOOP #maybe one day #penguins will forever hold my heart #but the movie wont

[venting-corner]

Miraculous sibling AU part 1

What do you think Adrien needs? Good character development? Correct. Being the mc of his own story? Indeed. Screentime? True. An honest person in his life? Also true. He needs all of those things, but most of all, for these to happen he needs a good role model. After all, every adult in Adrien's life failed him (not sure about Emilie yet). Therefore, introducing older sister au!

(basically, this is me giving Adrien a role model that loves him with no strings attached)

Name: Lovett Agreste

Age: 19

Looks like a carbon copy of "the father of the year"

With her always being there for Adrien, whiplash of Gabriel changing from bad to worse would affect him more and not at the same time

However, as Lovett is 19 she is away in college (rebellion!) and can't support Adrien like she used to. Because of her 'little' rebellion Gabriel keeps an eye on Adrien more, but this also inspires Adrien to fight back and go to school behind his father's back.

Mr. "Fashion designer" tries to limit Adrien's interaction with Lovett, deeming her as a lost cause and a disappointment, but Lovett's collage knowledge comes in handy to help Adrien from a distance, giving him advice on love(she doesn't know anything about love), girls, interaction(from her own limited experiences, she's also learning), and even heroing, without knowing. She promises to get him away from mr.desperation, unfortunately despite her efforts Adrien still excuses his father's action, but not as severe as in canon. She's there as a good ranting partner, letting Adrien express his emotions in his civilian form and she listens.

That doesn't mean they don't have fights, especially regarding Mr.Insecurity. While they both have tempers, Lovett doesn't have a good handle on it and raises her voice to defend her argument without knowing. Screaming in general is a great way to let out her frustration, but it affects Adrien as it reminds him of their father, showing how similar they are. Adrien immediately falls into his obedient behavior he has around Mr. Superiority complex, but there's a different feeling that he doesn't have around Mr. Loneliness. Years of trusting his sister and feeling free to be himself with her makes him feel comfortable enough to argue, push back and scream. Something he would never dare to do to anyone else, maybe villains. So there are two sides that are fighting to be the main one. (I don't know how to continue)

She constantly sends memes to him and challenges him to a pun war.

When Chat Noir started his hero career, she became his fan and always gets into an argument with Adrien about how he is the best, funny, important. She even sends him pictures of his merch that she specifically ordered from France. Adrien doesn't know if he should be happy or die from embarrassment, so he decides to do both.

They sometimes suddenly play out anime or movie scenes, throwing quotes left and right. It also helps to be close to their mother, as she was an actress.

Because Mr. Hypocrite is Mr. Perfection, she also learned how to play piano and she has conflicting feelings about that as she loves piano. She bought a compact keyboard, so they could play duets over face time. When Adrien practices whatever piece he needs to perfect, she abruptly interrupts with other music. Like anime intros

For the last part she comes back before the collector, if Marinette is going to have a master that knows who she is, then Adrien is going to have a role model that knows about Chat Noir. A good parallel, don't you think?

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #adrien agreste #alternate universe #mlb au #older sister au #I am salty #my boy deserves a person that knows what he goes through and doesn't exploit it #and takes into consideration what he wants or feels #ml au

[the-reaplet]

MY SCOURGE BRAINROT BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE TO SUFFER MY THOUGHTS!!!

Aight putting it under a Keep Reading because I have a LOT of thoughts.

#Scourge the Hedgehog #The Skrunkly #Salsa Speaks #Shut up TEN #dog&hog moments #I am SALTY #I think about him way too much! #He shouldn't invoke so many thoughts he's just a Sonic Recolor OC (do not steal) #but anyway I am RIGHT and I should say it #no one knows my skrunkly better than me

[refinedstorage]

I miss him I miss him so much -- a WIP

#hanpeita takechi #yakuza #yakuza ishin #i got revved up drawing two weeks ago only to have it all fall apart again #ruuuuuusty #not too rusty to do a quick tribute to the one and only #i am SALTY #about a lot of Ishin Kiwami things tbh but this is the biggest loss 👀 #praying to the gods @nexusmods #ishin kiwami #like a dragon #ryu ga gotoku #my art #*hanpeita takechi #tag madness #*yakuza #ishin #theashenphoenix

[youkaiyume]

Today I was in the return line at Wal Mart. It was a bit long, but moving at a good pace. By the time I got to the front of the line, I heard a lady in the line complain loudly as one of the associates was dealing with a customer, talking shit that they didn’t know what they were doing and that the wait was ridiculous. The woman behind me then agreed and opined that she had been waiting for an hour, and that she was thinking of leaving and at that point I was like.

BITCH WHAT. Literally that lady got right behind me mere seconds when I arrived and we were only waiting five-ten minutes AT MOST. What do you MEAN you were here for an hour, do you mean you were in the STORE for an hour wandering around before deciding to get into this here line because bitch that ain’t the same. I was muttering loudly enough for them to hear that NO you most certainly NOT waiting in line for 1 hour, don’t fucking exaggerate, you just got here and you are literally at the front, lady. But they seemed to have selective hearing. 

I JUST can’t, I was so salty I knew that at least one of them was going to get up there and verbally abuse the poor employees who were literally doing their jobs just fine just because they couldn’t wait all of five fucking minutes goddamn. and LEAVE the return line? lol okay go ahead, you’re not there to give them your money you’re there to get it back they ain’t losing. The entitlement of these Karens like calm the fuck down. 

lol anyway be kind to retail workers.

#I was so close to turning around and like #IM SORRY YOU ARE IN SUCH A RUSH THAT YOU COULD NOT SPARE BUT 10 MINUTES MILADY #WOULD YOU LIKE MY SPOT YOUR MAJESTY #text post #personal #i am salty #rant

[sanktnikolais]

Coming back to this shithole just to complain about the lack of Tidemakers in both the book series and the show, and another potential it could have been too if Nikolai were one in this essay I will—

#grishaverse #shadow and bone #nikolai lantsov #yes i am still in my tidemaker nik agenda #his parallels would work so much #and yes i am also looking away from my tidemaker nik wip #but still yes i will complain about this until i d1e #tidemakers are op even leigh and the showrunners are afraid of them #i mean imagine if they can bloodbend like in avatar #anyway #i am salty #and will now disappear for an indefinite amount of time again

[beevean]

I think my biggest worry about a Metroid adaptation is that they'd use Samus' minimal dialogue in the games as an excuse to do whatever they want with her characterization since "she has no character"

Oh you fucking know that they'd do that

You know that they'd think "oh Samus is just a generic flat badass with tits" and give he a whole new #girlboss personality

Isn't it also pretty much what Sakamoto did in OM? "Flesh her out" by giving her way too much angst?

I don't trust anyone like that anymore. Everyday I get more proof that if something isn't literally spelled out, most people just won't get it. No wonder shitty adaptations now are fond of having characters monologuing! Understanding subtext seems to have become obsolete!

#metroid #samus aran #i am salty

[aelianated-star]

After a few very mild dysautonomia days, I can easily say today was *not* a good day. My resting heart rate was 160, and I don’t even want to talk about my standing 💀

I love genuinely feeling like I’m dying! Send spoons and a shit ton of 🧂

#Spotify #potsawareness #IST #inappropriate sinus tachycardia #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #disability #fainting #fainting disorder #orthostatic hypotension #chronic disability #chronic hypotension #heart disease #i am salty #shoveling vitassium currently #presyncope #vasovagal syncope #neurocardiac #chronically ill #chronic illness #you know it’s bad when you’ve worried your firefighter #medication #medically complex #like medically #heartcore

[i-can-even-burn-salad]

Is there anything more disappointing than buying a whole nut chocolate, and there's barely any nuts in there???

#salad-txt #I am salty #but that's because it's honey salt almond

[nvzblgrrl]

Fandom: check out this great representation character!

The Character: literally every hateful stereotype about bisexuals available in the early 2000's, except for being explicitly willing to do animals, which they give to his ex (also bisexual)

Fandom, limpwristing: slay gayboss ❤️!

#and then they never stop shoving him down your throat #biphobia #same era of the same thing also produced 'Transphobia! Condensed Edition (but hitting all the marks because we Aim To Excel)' #all from the pen of a Cis White Gay Man who's a 'hates everyone equally' cynic #generally misogynistic and explicitly said 'no lesbians' to the EU comics crew #casually ableist and fatphobic too #i'm not tagging the thing directly but I think anyone who looks at this post can make a Pretty Good Guess #i am salty #vaguing venting with nvz