#I am not your honey

[schwarzgeier]

Am I aware that Replika units probably power on perfectly everytime and are built for efficiency? Yes.

Is that gonna stop me, from headcanoning Falke as a non-morning person? N o.

#signalis #signalis fanart #falke #falke signalis #also yes im aware thats not the right font for text but its 4 am and i cant be bothered to find the og one #and no i dont know it spaces the letters so weirdly im sorry #i just wanna cosplay adler and daydream about a tall girlboss that takes care of my problems #“babe its 4 am time for your boss fight this cycle ” “yes honey” #my art

[thordy]

#I'm having feelings again. like some kind of season twelver #so much to unpack #non macden thoughts: I am so glad they're using devito again.... he's literally an A-list actor yet for the last few seasons #frank has done nothing but a few one-liners... it's good to see peepaw shine again ❤️ #eating and spitting and swearing and beating birds to death.... et cetera #tbh everyone has kinda been out to pasture #I mean no of course standing in different locations and delivering washed up political opinions in your normal speaking voice is acting #go back to bed honey #anyway! wow. macdennis #feels like a good trade-off for the awful uncle jack content this season #I hope dennis explodes him for his mental health day #iasip

[whoopseydaisy]

An addition to the cocktail chapter of the @worldsbeyondpod Unofficial Cookbook:

Honey With A Note Of Song

an absinthe wash (the green fairy, for your roots)

2 oz. rye (your liquor of choice, strong and spicy)

1/4 oz. pine and rosemary honey syrup (you cannot go home again)

1 barspoon of saline solution (for your first divine smite, where you found your breath once more)

1-2 dashes of peychauds bitters (because this is a play on a sazerac)

a grapefruit twist (a touch of the bitterness age has brought you)

serve in a glass reminiscent of a chalice

#worlds beyond number #wbn unofficial cookbook #Eursulon #the wizard the witch and the wild one #for absinthe wash: swirl a small amount of absinthe around the sides of your glass #for honey syrup: 2:1 honey to water ratio #i used pine in the common sense foraging various evergreen needles including pine fir and cedar (and rosemary) #for saline solution: 20g of salt dissolved in 80g of hot water #when foraging for needles make sure u know what ur grabbing and be wary of yew especially #in the words of Alexsis Nicole happy snacking don’t die!!! #cw alcohol #your honey is quiet (non-alc drink with honey syrup) and Ame cocktail coming soon #no idea what to make for a Suvi cocktail i’m so sorry Aabria #Ame cocktail will be slightly impossible to replicate bc it uses local ingredients but that’s the point u will have to brew ur own potion #if u make this ur not legally obligated to tell me about it in the tags or comments but it would make me really happy if u did!!!!! #update after staging the Ame cocktail with a little extra ✨✨ i wish i put more ✨✨ into staging this one as well #put my thing of bark behind it #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ o well

[xenonsdoodles]

uh oh bud this might be real

#fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #byleth #dimileth #m!dimileth #when the good thing can't be your imagination because why would you imagine something good for yourself #honey baby sweetie I am being run over by a truck #messy pencil sketch because. I do not feel like fucking with my tablet rn. and I am outside and don't want to change that. #surely you dear viewer will understand

[whyamihereat4am]

“Fyolai lost” “Fukufuku lost” you people got one half of your ship being viscerally devastated at the loss of the other and cradling their remains how are you the ones losing???

One episode ago Dazai was sacrificing his life for Sigma and now he’s just leaving him to die in a burning building 😭

#it’s so sigmaover #this is /lh btw obviously I get why fyolai and fukufuku shippers are sad. i am a sad fukufuku shopper #but your ship becoming tragic is a different world of pain to your ship being totally indifferent to each other and im experiencing both rn #did I spell shipper as shopper. well crap i guess im buying fukuzawa’s boyfriend #Dazai sweetie honey babygirl please tell me I’m worrying for nothing and you saved sigma offscreen #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #fyolai #fukufuku #sigzai #bsd sigma #bsd dazai

[ash-and-starlight]

OOPS I MEANT ZUKKA SCENE 😳

oh! my favorite zukka scene is this one <3

#id in alt text #i thought it was the one in the firebending masters where sokka said something along the lines of ‘zuko why don’t u jump into a volcano :)’ #but i remembered it wrong and he was just telling a joke 😔😔 #but anyway you come hERE IN ZUKKA CENTRAL ASKING FOR A FAVE SCENE?? #zukka never had a bad track honey #the parallels in the first ep as they’re putting on their armors? BANGER #the mutual concussions also in ep 1? KILLER #how stupid do you think i am? pretty stupid- ICONIC #do you you mind if i watch you jerks do your jerbending… GO AWAY!! AMAZING #pretty clouds…. yeah fluffy? INCREDIBLE #the entirety of the boiling rock like every single second of those two episodes??? FANTASTIC #THE TENT SCENE? UNPARALLELED #and don’T GET ME STARTED on how they were the only ones physically injured in the finale idk #but yeah aforementioned scene is such a zukka hit bc if it wasn’t for the rules of the land (-> a kid’s show) #sokka would have fuckin murdered zuko no biggie #and what is an enemies to lovers ship without some mutual killing maiming hatred? nothing #ash replies

[ashes-in-a-jar]

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#okay im sorry im salty about that qna that came out for Malevolent season recap #because harlan my dear it does not become you to make your fans seem like idiots #why make your fans feel bad for having what you call 'the wrong interpretation' #i get you're attached to your work and want it to be perceived as youve pictured it #but honey #its out in public now. the public shall do what it pleases with it #dont make them feel bad #this is why i unfollowed him and am no longer in the discord #he is too word of god-y and too smug and condescending about it #negative #sorry followers for this rant. i love Malevolent. but by god if harlan will not eventually learn how to deal with his fandoms the hard way

[michyeosseo]

While I am thankful for your thoughtfulness, I should not dress in these beautiful clothes like I did today.

Honey Lee and Yoon Sa Bong as JO YEO-HWA & JANG SO-WOON

KNIGHT FLOWER (2024) 1.01, 1.02

#kdramaladies #kdramaedit #kdrama #knight flower #honey lee #yoon sa bong #밤에 피는 꽃 #''was it to your liking?'' i'm fine i am just excruciatingly crushed how sowoon's prepared clothing suited yeohwa perfectly #one thing about this show is that it follows threads in emotional ways that are done well #without missing the next comedic beat #(which shouldn't be a surprise given otvoi's choi jungin is the second director)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

cough hack wheeze who wants a teeny tiny fantasy au snippet with uhhhh laughingstock Tension. it's like... half a scene! unedited & out of context As Is Tradition

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“Nothin’ much. I think I’ll poke around nearby towns, shake down some travelers - see what falls into my paws.”

“I’m not sure that’s such a good idea, Barn,” Howdy says. He sweeps aggressively, spreading dirt more than gathering it into the usual neat piles. “Who knows if those ne'er-do-wells are still roaming around the woods - if you and Ed couldn’t take them, what makes you think you could alone? Or- or! What if you stumble across those cultists? I hate to think of you stuck in an ambush with no help coming, knowing fully well that-”

A large paw slips the broom out of his grip and sets it to the side, and Howdy stammers to a stop as Barnaby crowds him against the bar with a soft, “Howdy.”

Howdy swallows hard, bracketed on each side by strong blue arms. The look Barnaby fixes him with dries up his well of words and bristles his fuzz. Howdy’s heart hammers against his ribs. He can feel Barnaby’s body heat, and it’s lighting his blood on fire. 

“I’m not gonna be reckless, if that’s what you’re worried about,” Barnaby says. He barely needs to speak louder than a whisper for Howdy to hear him loud and clear. He smells like sweet smoke. “The other day was a one time deal, cross my heart. But, if it’ll make you feel better, I’ll take someone with me. I’m sure Jules is itchin’ to get outta town.”

“What would really make me feel better is if you stay,” Howdy blurts, just barely reining in the with me. He tenses, knowing that he’s toeing a dangerous line. One wrong word, and he’ll make the unspoken spoken - but the stress drains out of him as Barn’s eyes go soft. Perhaps that wouldn’t be so bad. Of course there’s no reason to worry, not about this, not with him. There never has been.

“You know I can’t do that,” Barnaby murmurs. “Not yet.”

Howdy doesn’t need to say that he knows. Not for the first time and with any luck, not for the last, it clicks in his mind that they’re on the same page - he doesn’t need to be a telepath to understand the thoughts behind Barnaby’s dark eyes. 

Barnaby says it anyway. “I gotta get him back. I can’t… there’s no room for anythin’ else right now.”

Howdy sighs through his nose and slumps against the counter digging into the small of his back. He nods and adjusts the lapels of Barnaby’s vest. His fingers ghost over soft blue, and Barnaby doesn’t flinch at the contact. If anything, he leans the barest millimeter into it. His gaze burns into Howdy’s, even if they aren’t meeting at the moment, but it isn’t a bad feeling. Quite the opposite, actually.

“Well,” Howdy says in a low voice, “if you find a good lead, send for the rest of us. I’ll be there as fast as my four legs can scamper.”

Barnaby smirks. “Even if you need to take a boat?”

“Even so, Barn.”

The smirk slides into something that isn’t a frown, but isn’t a smile. It’s too soft for a grimace, but too intense for simple recognition. Barnaby seems to sway forward, and Howdy is sorely tempted to meet him halfway.  

But Barnaby’s claw taps the counter, and he pulls away before anyone’s mind can be made up. Howdy’s hands slip from his lapels, brushing against fur as they fall and knuckles skimming over the smooth, fresh scar cutting across Barnaby’s belly. 

“I’ll be back before you know it,” Barnaby says, his eyes crinkling at the corners. He squeezes Howdy’s shoulder and then his back is turned, and he’s leaving. All Howdy can do is watch. 

And call out after him, “Your table will be open and waiting for you.”

Barnaby pauses in the doorway and looks over his shoulder at Howdy, and his grin is so full of affection that Howdy may just burst. 

“With a free pint?” he asks.

“Hey now, don’t push your luck pal.”

Barnaby bursts out laughing, and Howdy can hear it even after the door thuds closed.

#clawing and sobbing and- no. no #im normal. im so normal i swear #yk on a related tangent. i keep wanting to go to my sleep but spotify keeps playing bangers #all of my Lore songs... the animatics in my head... i dont want to not listen! #so i thought hey. might as well offer Yet Another Snippet! #i have many these days! #i almost posted the human au carnival snippet but uhhhh this one won out. i wrote it like. two hours ago #im sorry if it lacks some Personality or if theres blatant Mistakes #im tired! i meant to be asleep two hours ago! its 2 am! #snippets from the bog #laughingstock #wh fantasy au #its not shown in this tidbit #but barnaby has his pack and it contains Not Only Wormie! but also Puppet Wally! #barnaby: i gotta find wally 🥺 #honey... you have had him the whole time... kiss your caterpillar.... #the. the tall one. not the teeny worm. #well. the teeny worm too but she just gets a little kisth on her tiny face. #the tall caterpillar would get uhhhh a lil more than that id expect. lotsa sugar yk yk #im. gonna go sleep #these two will be my nightly bedtime story as i drift away... #and hopefully ill wake up early enough to find the christmas lights before The Stream #and maybe crochet a few more rows.... read a couple more chapters... #i just misspelled read as red i need to be Unconchus

[iwozlegit]

||🍍• No, because I still haven’t gotten over the fact that Shadow wanted to get Amy a birthday present, is canonically shit with computers, but still tried to figure out how to get her concert tickets for Hot Honey…

…urgh, fucking end me…

THE BAR HAS BEEN ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!

#ℰ𝒹𝒾𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃: 𝒢ℴ𝓉𝓉𝒶 𝑔ℴ 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉~! 🦔💙 #|| jess speaks • #ffs the bar is 6ft under fr #Sega give me the gossip #I wanna see your emo posterboy vibe #a man who cares shadow is #I wanna write them at the concert so bad #am I too late to? have we already written this to our hearts content?? #shadow the hedgehog #amy rose #hot honey #sth #sth fandom #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedghog fandom #shadamy #sega #@iwozlegit

[chloeseyeliner]

(jackson's diary ep 104 spoilers)

what a happy ending, what a warm hug, what beautiful words uttered!!! no one, not even a mean ed sheeran can stop all this happiness, IF he existed in the first place- thank god he doesn't, am I right? hahaha!!!

#if w*lliam does anything (which I am sure he will)... I am going to cry #more than now anyway #also PAMELA AND DAVID IN THE LIBRARY EIGOWFWIFWOFAFW #that damn coffee cup!! #I am so anxious for next sunday #and I will have finished my finals so I will have more time to be more anxious than usual #UGH #jackson's diary #jacksons diary #jackson honey please use your diary for w*lliam purposes #dexer #david miller #exer campbell

[astheswarmitcalls]

Nothing stronger than the bond between a middle-aged man (who is made up of thousands of teenage girls) and their emotional support shirt

#mcr #gerard way #my chemical romance #gerard honey I just want to know if your washing machine is working that’s all #nothing wrong with being an outfit repeater (I am myself) #but it has been months and I am starting to believe he just has copies and copies of that same shirt in his closet and nothing else #power to them for it ngl

[zkretchy]

If there is one thing I enjoy doing it’s messing around with canon events :3c

#re4 #re4make #serennedy #leon kennedy #resident evil #art #zkretchy #fun fact: this is my 1.000 post on this blog (aka my sideblog/artblog) :D #getting sus about my streak of wholesome art #i am awaiting an angst run in at least my daydreaming soon after all this sweetness rly #also yes hi can leon have SOMEONE he loves and who loves him even if 'only' platonically stick around #bc this man seems lonely af the more i think about it honey pls #do you have friends? regular ones? #non-we only meet on missions and i trust you with your live but we arent hanging out outside that due to this messy life-ones as well? #anyhow....soft leon/luis art #i may not be able to help out in making more fic w/ them (thank y'all btw you are doing gods work) #but i got these v-v #resident evil 4 remake #luis sera #luis serra #re4remake

[crimeronan]

just burst into tears in a post office and immediately the entire world opened up to me. easy criers must have the best lives what the fuck. i should stop taking my prozac Immediately.

#remembered that post advice like 'if youre dealing with a difficult person the best thing you can do is cry' and let it rip #trying to get my passport application filed. she was like you're supposed to do this in your home state #maam i cant file this in new hampshire #okay i need your social security card #maam they told me at the other post office my medical insurance counted as a 2nd form of id so i have all the cards and photocopies- #nope that's not right. the state department doesn't care about that #oh i guess i can't do it today then #she looked at me like i was an idiot. you dont have your social security card with you?? #'n... no?? i keep it safe??' 'Really.' and then i burst into tears. #and then she was immediately like oh no baby just go home and get it here you have all your other docs and your application perfect #no honey you're Fine just come back before three and i'll process it. okay?? #lord i am having a Day. #home i go. war is hell.

[b3achysurfur]

i’m about to start tweaking.

#WHY ARE THEY ALL ON HITAUS AT THE SAME TIME ????????????????????? #save me #wtf am I suppose to read now 🙁 #other than no home (and the 20 other webcomics I’m reading 😊) #sbg #schoolbus graveyard #your wings and mine #honey lemon #souris (webtoon) #hazeshift #nevermore webtoon #pure love operation #webtoon #webcomic