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#I am like. literally intolerable.
bruciemilf · 1 year
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"Oh har har Gotham is terrible to Joker and that's why he acts the way he does," Gotham worships a hot topic furry with the mental stability of a soggy cracker and thinks a 10 year old vigilante is perfectly normal
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lostryu · 7 months
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you don’t get it. Shiver has won EVERY splatfest. IM SO TIRED OF HER!!!
Starting off with saying that i do not have a dog in this fight because I could literally care less about who wins. I am getting sea snails at the end of the day regardless.
This is a child's game. Shiver is a literal video-game character who offers no influence in the game itself other than to act as an MC during a special round of Turf war.
The only reason Shiver has been 'winning' is because Nintendo has given her the more relatable/likable options for splatfest. Yes, I agree that there is a balancing problem because of that, but once again, Shiver is not real. She is a video game character. The problem is not the people playing the game who happen to be on her team, it is Nintendo's. They chose the splatfest options and which character represents them. Take it up with them.
And you know what? It is wild to me is that in an effort to 'protest Shiver' certain people on team Frye and Big Man are 'banding together' to spawn camp on Tri-color matches and forgetting that there are real people on the other side of the screen. And they're probably children. You are bullying children because you think that you have been slighted in some way. You are toxic as fuck.
It's even stupider when you realize that even with the spawn-camp, as long as Team Shiver was on an attacking team, it still counts as a win should the attackers win. You are making yourselves and other people miserable for no fucking reason. It gets funny when you realize that your behavior counts as griefing and is a reportable offense.
So like, sure. Go ahead and do your campaign. I just cannot wait for all those matches to be marked as invalid and for you to be banned from the game lmao.
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skinnypaleangryperson · 4 months
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How cocky and playful and boyish Rick is is always such an instant swoon ❤️❤️ the eyebrow raise and that smirk. I hoard them like a goblin
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kakusu-shipping · 2 months
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God I love Valentines (I've had a migraine for two days now)
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piplupod · 5 months
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ignore this i just need to be insane for a second
#life gets soooooo much easier when u decide u are on a clock thats running out and theres an end to it#like i can just fucking vibe now and not care bc theres an end in sight#im just running the clock out and having a good time as much as possible while the clocks still running#and then! i get to be done! and leave! when things get too intolerable! i can just be done and not deal w it anymore!#incredibly freeing! psychologists are terrified of me!#literally just. okay well I'll just live off the savings i have (very lucky i accumulated those) and then-#-either they run out or shit gets too fucked up for me to handle and i can just off myself then. thank fucking god#living in a way where u are just running out ur rapidly ticking clock is just so fucking freeing#things dont matter anymore and i can finally fucking chill a little bit#I've been living this way for a couple months and damn I've been going thru it sure but theres an exit door for me to use now#and thats making it SO much easier to cope. i have a limited amount of time and i can choose to end the clock whenever. thank god#just waiting it out and vibing in the meantime#anyways tonight was brutal lol and i feel the clock moving ahead rapidly but i am just going to make my silly little art instead of worrying#no need to worry bc theres no future to consider!! if things get too hard i can just leave! extremely freeing!#dont have to worry abt escaping or finances or anything lmao its all unnecessary now#this is probably unhealthy (i mean it definitely is) but i feel like i can deal w things so much better#family can say whatever they want now bc if i ever decide its too much i can just be done#and magically! my tolerance levels have risen! hurray! i can tolerate so much more bc i know it doesnt matter!#okay im done im done. things are so bad lol but at least i have an way out at the ready and no more apprehension abt it#me and death become besties era#she is my silly rabbit she is my rock she'll be there to catch me when i collapse djdjdkdl#I'll delete this later but i just need to be stupid a bit rn bc otherwise im going to do smth so much worse#everything is building and building and i am handling it the best i can! this is my best!#suicide tw
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still thinking about meeting with my bestie today
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twistedappletree · 7 months
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IM SORRY BUT
WHAT THE FUCK
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benetnvsch · 7 months
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whoever said I could have A Job and Make Money was Not thinking about the effects this would have on the economy - (<- is about to spend $150 on kunikida merch someone please tell me this is A Bad Idea)
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localcryptideli · 2 years
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What they don't tell you about gluten free products is not only that they are super expensive, not only that they usually contain way less food than their gluten counterpart, not only often gluten free brands are the only option cause even food that shouldn't rationally contain gluten has wheat among the ingredients, but also
very often after you spent more than double the price you would spend on a gluten product, for half the content of the food, you open it and find out the very expensive product is very, very, very stale.
:))) I hate this
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misscrazyfangirl321 · 9 months
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Oh, right.
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corvidcall · 1 year
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Did you ever tell the story of why ******* kicked you out because she forgot to pick you up from work on here? I remember it happening in real time and it was not funny but in retrospect, it's 200 upvotes on reddit material lol
LMAO its so funny you censored her name. like shes gonna be here or something. cant let her know i still think shes a bitch!!!!!
anyway heres fun little anecdote about that time i was forced to move out, in the style of an aita post, fake names and all
AITA for being mad at my roommate for not driving my somewhere?
I (22nb) live with two roommates, Makenzie (22f) and Justin (19 trans m). We all met because we worked at the same place, and we've been living together for almost a year. Of the three of us, I'm the only one who has lived with roommates before, but I can't tell if I'm being TA here?
Makenzie is the only one of us who can drive, and she agreed when we moved in together that, if we gave her some money to buy her mom's car, then she would drive us places whenever she was able. I work a little over a mile away from our apartment, so I CAN walk, but since I get off work at around 9pm, and the sidewalks aren't really well-maintained (it's a really industrial part of town, so it's not GREAT for walking), she agreed that she would pick me up after work every day.
Last week, I got off work, and waited for her to show up, and she never came. I texted her a few times, and when she didn't respond after I'd been waiting for almost an hour, I texted that I would be walking home. Apparently, she'd fallen asleep, and midway through my walk home, she woke up, got in her car, and tried to come find me to drive me home. She couldn't find me (the sidewalk is really hard to see from the road, and it's extremely dark, so I'm not surprised), and then frantically tried to get a hold of me to make sure I wasn't dead. I didn't see her texts because I was 1. walking and 2. on the phone with my partner. When I got home, she was pissed that I made her worry. She thinks I did it on purpose to get revenge? I told her I was just busy, and she seemed to accept that, but today she and our other roommate sat me down and told me that I needed to find a new place to live, because "this wasn't working out."
According to her, I'm not entitled to a ride anywhere, so I had no right to be mad at her for not giving me a ride, and I certainly didn't have a right to make her think I was dead (I literally told her I was walking home??). She also brought up that I never do my chores on the chore wheel (she made the chore wheel without asking. She just announced that she'd made a chore wheel and I had to clean the living room, which I'm almost never in anyway) and that I owe her $200 (from when we adopted our cat, which I think is weird to bring up when you're trying to kick me out?? it's not like I'm gonna get to keep the cat). She's saying I'm entitled and inconsiderate, but I feel like she's punishing me for the fact that she flaked. AITA?
Edit: If it helps, she's flaked on rides before. A few months ago, she agreed to take me to the doctor, and then the day before my appointment, she told me she couldn't give me a ride. The reason she flaked was because she wanted to go to the weed dispensary instead :/ she said it was fine, because "your mom will just get you an uber anyway". My mom agreed to pay all my necessary expenses while I'm in school (I'm a full time student; she pays my rent and I use the money from my part time job to pay for my food) but she's not like. Rich. I don't feel good about just spending her money on stuff I don't have to.
UPDATE: Makenzie made a post on Facebook about how "it's so sad when someone would rather lose a friendship than admit they were wrong." I shouldn't have commented, but I did, asking her if she forgot we were facebook friends, and then I blocked her. In retrospect, I should have just blocked her without commenting, but I'm only human.
UPDATE 2: Well, I'm moving out. Justin started harassing me, accusing me of stealing his shampoo and letting the cat loose on purpose, neither of which I did. I have my own nicer shampoo, and I love cats (I just was asleep when he told me the cat was missing, because it was midnight and I wake up at 6 am to go to school. I guess the fact that I didn't immediately leap to my feet to find our cat means I wanted him dead???) Makenzie is refusing to give back my deposit, because she says she needs to have the carpets in my room professionally cleaned before a new roommate can move in. Why? Your guess is as good as mine. But I guess I'm willing to pay a couple hundred dollars to not deal with this anymore. Still, sucks. :/
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orangetintedglasses · 10 months
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( Good morning, I've been up for three hours and they had this at the grocery store. I have tasted ambrosia. Thank God I bought a case of this-- )
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femme-malewife · 1 year
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hm.
#i am. quite annoyed when i tell my family i do not wish to eat unhealthy very often#and when i explain nutritional value i get ignored#even mocked and laughed at#the internet has ruined humanity. if you eat unhealthy foods it will cause an influx of issues like diabetes and high blood pressure#and other various sort of issues. like obesity as well.#i am. Literally. a former fat person. i used to be big. i used to take low dose aspirin often bc i was scared id have a heart attack#i Had sleep apnea. eating unhealthy here and there in small doses is fine but if thats all youre eating you WILL have issues!!!!#when i began eating healthier my body and health improved. /I/ feel better. i cant work out rn bc of my ankle#BUT ive been making it up by eating extra nutritional foods. sure. i had an unhealthy dinner on friday and even some alcohol.#but i do not make that a habit.#im not telling people that they HAVE to eat healthy or anything. im just annoyed that voices like mine get shut down and labelled as bs#aka ''ftphbia'' and then told im intolerant and WRONG abt health#when I MYSELF EXPERIENCED THIS SHIT AND FELT BETTER WHEN I BETTERED MY EATING HABITS#im not ''blessed'' for my thin/curvy body. i had to WORK to get it. i gain weight VERY easily and STRUGGLE to lose it#im proud of how far ive come. im proud of how im not as big as i used to be. im proud that im much healthier now.#and yet despite my mom formerly telling me i needed to lose weight? now shes scoffing at me pointing out nutritional value in food???#bruh.#ill delete this later i just need to vent
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monotonous-minutia · 1 year
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I love Aubry Plaza she's hilarious but the got milk ads/campaign is so stupid. Why do you care what other people drink. There are a bazillion reasons someone might choose not to drink dairy milk and it's none of your business. Everyone is different. Is it hurting you? No? Then fuck off.
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crystalkleure · 2 years
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Peak Social Hours for me unfortunately coincide perfectly with The Hours Everybody Else Is Asleep
#It's the middle of the night.#Not a coincidence either. I have to wait for my mother to go to bed before I can do anything other than Being Incredibly Nervous About Her.#When she is awake while I am awake I have to spend literally all of my time and mental energy walking on eggshells and basically --#-- being a performing pony to keep her happy to protect myself; my pets; and my belongings :|#The only time I'm actually free is when she is asleep. BUT THAT IS WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS ASLEEP AS WELL.#.It speaks#I want out of this horrible fucking rotting hellhole house so bad but I can't move out on my own and have no friends physically near me#I am chronically ill to the point of Varying Degrees Of Immobility and can't walk for more than a minute or two most days#But all of my friends who would be willing to help me get out of here live SO FAR AWAY#Because I met them online because I CAN'T meet anyone offline because I am......chronically ill and thus housebound#And the few times I am NOT stuck in the house and actually feel good enough to go somewhere I STILL can't TALK to anyone#Can't meet people! Because my mother is there breathing down my neck and will butt into any conversation I try to have and --#-- scare the other person away from me so they won't ''take me away from her''!#I am very unhappy right now#idk somebody talk to me about spintops or something [I say into the void because People Are Currently Asleep]#[szdxfcgv oh no this ended up posting RIGHT after someone Said They Were Signing Off For The Night]#[THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE I WAS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY VAGUING ANYONE 😭 OH NO]#[PEOPLE GOTTA SLEEP]#[The only problem is my mother making daytime hours intolerable to me; not People Being Asleep At Night azsdxffd I'm so sorry]#[THE TIMING MADE THIS LOOK SO BAD]
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urgh the dread i get whenever im reminded that fe3/hopes is a thing
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