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eyeofnewtblog · 7 days
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Things that happen at work:
Two weeks ago I went downstairs for a cigarette break and accidentally walked in on the Prank Coordinator Lady “celebrating” the company president’s birthday with those confetti grenade canisters. She bought an entire case of them, and I came out right at the exact time to be handed a canister, march in a line, crowd into his office, and fire! Then we all sang happy birthday. Apparently the president has OCD and the only reason that his car wasn’t targeted was because he has some back issues and couldn’t reasonably or comfortably get his car free of suran wrap.
Any way! Today I deliberately sought out the Prank Lady, and our conversation went something like this…
Me: Hey, so, April Fools Day is l as than two weeks away, what do you have planned that I could help with?
Prank Lady: Oh, fuck! Holy shit! Dude, I’ve got nothing right now, but give me a couple of days and I’ll let you know!
Me: Well, I was planning on picking up some glitter the day before, since it’s a Monday, and the warehouse guys have all that industrial plastic wrap, but I don’t have a target.
Prank Lady: *insert evil joyful laughter here* oh, we need to do a company car! (Only upper management has company cars) Oh! oh! WE’RE DOING WAREHOUSE MANAGER! Oh, we haven’t done him in a hot minute! Fuck his stupid moving the toilet award around prank, we are gonna show him how it’s done!
Me: if we weren’t both already happily married I’d get down on one knee right now.
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malarkgirlypop · 3 months
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TAG GAME
GET TO KNOW ME :) or don't lmao
thank you for the tag @blueberry-ovaries! I'm so excited to do this!
NAME:
KATE!
PRONOUNS:
She / Her
STAR SIGN:
I'm a cusper, Virgo/Libra but I feel more Virgo than Libra!
# OF SIBLINGS AND FUN FACTS ABOUT THEM (IF YOU HAVE ANY):
Ok so 1 younger brother, he is great at surfing!
An older sister, we have the same curly hair and she can draw and paint really well!
Second oldest brother, has two cute kids!
Oldest brother, he's adopted!
# OF PETS & THEIR NAMES:
1 dog and his name is Max, but he is old and blind and I want to cry when I look at him.
FANDOMS:
Band of brothers, The Pacific, Marvel, Kpop, what else is a fandom? Um The Hobbit, idk I can't think!
FAVOURITE COLOUR:
Green, but this one im using isn't a vibe lmao
FAVOURITE SONG:
and
Both make me sob!
FAVOURITE AUTHOR (OF ANYTHING READABLE - BOOKS, FANFICS, ZINES, WEBTOONS, WHATEVER!):
fanfics:
@footprintsinthesxnd @next-autopsy @mads-weasley @blueberry-ovaries @softguarnere @brassknucklespeirs but please tell me if you write cause im so bad at finding them
books:
Between the Lives, by Jess Shirvington
Trial by Fire Josephine Angelini
FAVOURITE FIC TYPE:
Enemies to lovers all day, also just all romance cause I love love, I wish someday to be loved like all the girlies in all of the books I read. To need someone like water.
FAVOURITE HOLIDAY:
I love halloween, getting all spooky!
DO YOU HAVE A PARTNER (ROMANTIC, QPR, ANYTHING!)?:
I have this person I really like, but I'm scared I'll fuck it up.
HOBBIES:
I love to crochet, travel, read, write, sing, play piano, write songs, make stupid edits, daydream, cry, swim, get tattoos ahhahha sorry mum! I like to do a lot of things!
FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:
- I have travelled to over 30 countries
- I have seen Adele live in concert, cried like a bitch!
- I think I'm pretty good at makeup, but like don't quote me.
Tagging NP: @next-autopsy, @footprintsinthesxnd, @georgieluz, @b00ks1ut, @1waveshortofashipwreck, @ithinkabouttzu, @lovememadly92, @executethyself35, @grumpy-liebgott, @land-sh, @liptonsbabe, @liptonwashere, @ronsparky sorry ahhh i am so bad at remembering everyone!
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euesworld · 11 months
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"I am sexy, I am fun, I am funny, and I am in love with you dummy.."
You have a dumb face cause it isn't kissing me right now, so it would be a smart move on your part to kiss me, haha - eUë
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torifuckingspring · 3 months
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fucked it
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william-snekspeare · 7 months
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This is so real
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mrgaretcarter · 10 months
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HER BRAIN
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citrongarde · 7 months
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just spent like an hour playing “who’s that pokemon” w my sibling and i was flabbergasted when they couldnt identify like half the pokemon they were seeing. (shrek voice) he didnt even know garganacl
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badolmen · 3 months
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WARNING 18+
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obsessed w james somerton saying that he blacked out every time he failed to cite his sources like he’s the dr jekyll/mr hyde of plagiarism
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demadogs · 1 year
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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
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casgirl · 8 months
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people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.
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gideonisms · 1 year
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I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies
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boybecoming · 2 months
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an ode to testosterone weight gain
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lgbtlunaverse · 5 months
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Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.
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theoldkyokodied · 6 months
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
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weathertheraine · 1 month
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She didn’t knowwww….
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