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thelordofshrimp · 2 years

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there are two wolves inside me

one wants to wash and lotion my hands to keep them soft because it's nice to touch and good for the kiddos

the other wants to not do that so i can keep my calluses because blisters are not nice to touch or good for the kiddos

#i am at war #every time i do back and biceps day my hands get torn to shreds #i attain one (1) callus and immediately wash it away at work #because i'm washing my hands 8x an hour #but hey i have kids who like me and increasing definition in my arms so all is well #shrimp monologuing

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bisexualvader · 28 days

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#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #sw memes #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #return of the jedi #aaphra's stuff #sw crack #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

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eelo · 10 months

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#russia #ukraine #ukraine war #russia mllitary coup #spn #destiel #i love you meme #am i doing this right?#i cant believe this is happening #i was about to go to sleep but guess i am awake all night now following these news #current news #world news

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vaszametili · 2 months

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obiwan leades anakin to the council 21 BBY holophoto in color

#a repost of my old art from twitter which i am immensely proud of #i hope you guys like it too hehehe #star wars #star wars fanart #star wars prequels #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #obikin

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nyerusnova · 7 months

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yeah... things are pretty yikes right now in the current batfam storyline,

but at least Tim is rocking those thigh-high boots and I just wanted to appreciate that for a sec

#tim drake #batman spoilers #batman 138 #comics #they look so good on him ok #thigh high socks/leggings/boots/etc are just MWAH *chefs kiss*#in fact i fully support making the boots reach up even a bit higher mister jiménez pls #edited out dialogue to avoid spoilers but also because... lol #dcu #bc this kinda popped off i want to mention. i actually am quite liking gotham war so far.#gonna let zdarsky cook with this!!!

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sabellart · 2 months

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the best character development in the show

#am i wrong #alexsandr kallus #agent kallus #star wars #swr #sw rebels #star wars rebels #sabeldraws #fanart #kalluzeb #fulcrum

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months

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more clones should use their age as an excuse. stop yelling at me im literally two years old

#Clone Wars but all the stormtroopers start crying if you try to attack them #'why are you shooting at me i am SIX'

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sergeantsporks · 2 years

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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

#i am forcibly removed from the sewing circle #sewing #war stories from the sergeant

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hypewinter · 24 days

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During a press conference for the newest Justice League member, Phantom, a reporter asks him "Do you have anything to say to all the children who aspire to be like you?"

Phantom looked at the reporter puzzled before saying, "Children wanna be like me? Why? I'm a bad influence."

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #danny gets war flashbacks to his days as a feral traumatized teen in way over his head and shivers #completely forgetting that's he's spent the last few years working closely with the jla to make the world a better place #something that a lot of children dream of #nope instead he's shitting bricks because “am i inspiring child to off themselves to gain powers!?”#and of course all of his naysayers are about to use this clip for everything

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vaguely-concerned · 4 months

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when obi-wan said 'I won't kill anakin' and then spent the entire rest of his life following through on that. fuck everyone else obi-wan I respect you yoda should've taken you at your fucking word

'boohoo why did he walk away and not kill anakin this time either even with all the suffering he'll go on to cause if he lets him go' he's told you why very clearly you just didn't believe him I guess!! desperately not killing anakin is obi-wan's main export. it's his universal constant, his life's work, his magnum opus. he gets creative about not killing that guy. he tries to send anakin's teenage twink son to do the job for him because he simply can't. he fucking... peaces out and dies to avoid killing anakin. that's like his whole deal. whether he's right to be like this is another entirely separate conversation but it is what he is

#also it's a prequel and I think we would have noticed if obi-wan killed vader before luke even met him lol #star wars #obi wan kenobi #if anything it's a thrill to me that he had the chance again and. didn't do it. like I said universal constant #'What if I simply. didn't'. and then he didn't. and was sad about it forever. it's the good stuff #this is entirely performative indignation btw I am not vagueblogging at anyone I'm just waxing histrionic for fun lol

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spill-that-anxietea · 7 months

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There are two kinds of Star Wars fans:

@ilovecatsandbaking @roguegona

#I am in actual tears at the dichotomy of these two posts #this is so funny please #star wars #ahsoka

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pedro-pascal · 7 months

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER

Ahsoka (2023-)

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)

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intermundia · 7 months

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my favorite thing about anakin as a character is the inherent nuance lucas wrote into his story, like he's neither an innocent victim nor an inherently evil monster, he's just some guy put in a series of Situations and ultimately failing the test of his humility and self-control. he was certainly flattered and shaped by the devil, spiraling into something unrecognizable, but he chose to take every step down the pathway to hell. lucas knew he would lose a certain demographic by making him basically a greedy pawn in the larger story, not a righteous betrayed macho badass, but he did it anyway. he made him an awkward romantic and a loyal friend, a generous boy and a brilliant teen. he made sure he had all the positive qualities that meant that he had potential to be so much more than vader, but it was clearly his choice to lie, murder, and fully squander that potential. there are no excuses for what he became, no acceptable reasons to commit mass slaughter. he became an unbelievably selfish and impatient man, reckless and wantonly violent. hayden captured that nuance so well, nobody can match the sweetness of his smile and the absolute horror of his scowl on mustafar. to view him through a single lens as either pure victim of manipulation and (canonically unsupported) emotional neglect, or a creepy evil villain, denies the heart of his story and the weight of his tragedy. he's neither an angel nor a demon, he's both and neither, he's deeply human, a classical tragic hero with a flaw of greed. lucas made a choice with the prequels to tell a story that not everyone wanted to hear, and the result was a character that i think is one of the best of modern pop culture, mostly because he feels to me so very, very ancient and eternal.

#yes i am vaguing star wars author mike chen's recent tweets #don't worry about it lol #anakin skywalker #he's so important to me lmao such a fascinating character #sw

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lotus-pear · 6 months

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