#I am a psych major and know about dream analysis but I am too scared to think of what this dream means.

[tornateos]

Okay, this is not the type of stuff I normally post but I had the strangest dream and I need to talk about it please. Please keep in mind when I tell you this: I can’t cook. I have burnt ramen before. I can’t cook. That made my dream so much more terrifying.

I was for some reason the head chef at a restaurant and had to cook for Gordon Ramsay and I was freaking out. I didn’t know what to do so I ended up giving him a plate of sour candies.

He ate one and said that “finally some good fucking food” line, stood up, then slapped me. That’s when I woke up.

I woke up like I just had a nightmare. Like woke up with a gasp and was sweating. I kid you not when I say it was both the most terrifying yet most hilarious dream I’ve ever had.

#what is this #my dreams #weird dreams #random shit #shitpost #gordon ramsay #i needed to tell someone about this #i'm not even sure that it was real #dream analysis #I am a psych major and know about dream analysis but I am too scared to think of what this dream means. #is it a deep fear of Gordon Ramsay #or is it a fear of cooking?