#I am a DISASTER

[chronicbeans]

My Hazbin pookies be like

Cannibal deer man who is obsessed with radio.

Literally the Devil

A depressed, alcoholic furry.

And the world's first frat boy.

Yes, my mother is confused. I'm more confused than her, though. Like how tf did I fall for ADAM-

#i am a disaster #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin adam #hazbin husk

[ihavebadtasteinmen]

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin memes #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox #vox hazbin hotel #i love vox #i love him #i am a disaster #i have bad taste in men

[ironmischeifgoddess]

I had an insane little thought in my insane little brain and needed to share it so I can get it out cause I have been giggling about it on and off for about 30 minutes despite it not being funny. So here it goes.

Chiron is homophobic but like… in the literal sense of the word. He is legitimately afraid of gay people, particularly gay men. Why? Well after watching Achilles and Patroclus defy gods and almost defy fate itself and tear down a city before it was time to for each other, wouldn’t you be a little scared of homosexuals???

I think I saw a post about Chiron being afraid of gay people because of those two once and it didn’t click until now that the legitimate fear of gay people would likely be called homophobia and it made me giggle.

#chiron #patrochilles #song of achilles #pjo chiron #percy jackson #don’t mind my insane rambling #i am a disaster

[crazypsychonerdstuff]

I know some people will argue that you shouldn't have favourites, but there's something about these two... probably because they're lanky noodles? Idk. But Vessel and iii... 😍

#just nero's random ranting again #sleep token #vessel #iii #not my pics #i am a disaster #here we go again

[zedechemist]

— CHEMICAL EQUILIBRIUM.

a compendium of songs that stirred zahi headcanons + vibes.

Side A. CHEMICAL.

TRACK 1: moondust, jaymes young TRACK 2: assassin, au/ra TRACK 3: supermassive black hole, muse.

Side B. EQUILIBRIUM.

TRACK 4: beautiful crime, tamer TRACK 5: nocturnal waltz, johannes bornlöf TRACK 6: death stranding, chvrches

Bonus.

TRACK 7: starman, david bowie

+ extras.

@astrorahi

#hc: r.kumar #happy secret santa new year #god i don't know #satine pls dont kill me #i got lost #and v drunk #whilst i took care for the order #u def don't need to click things in order #go wild #i apologise again #i am a disaster #Spotify #TRack underlines are links !!

[recovery-nuovame]

I'm desperate, broken... and I just want to cry.

#mental illness #mental instability #tw sick mention #recovery blog #ed mention #broken #I'm broken #i hate me #i hate my life #i hate my brain #i'm a shit #i'm a problem #i'm a loser #i'm a disaster #i am a disaster #i am a degenerate #i am a disgrace #disaster #i'm sad #sad days #sad life #sad thoughts #i hate myself #hate myself #i hate my existence #depression #depressed #disgusting #i'm disgusted #crying

[queerbug05]

I did not spend the entire first season being like “Jackson likes men”, “that is not a straight man”, “there is way too much tension between him and the other male leads to be straight”, every time he was on screen for me to watch Werewolves in London Season 6 episode 17 and have him be dating Ethan.

This is such a stupid thing to be excited about but the amount of joy them being together gave me is absurd, I literally had to get up giggle about it and walk around.

In summary, I’m a disaster and I think they’re perfect for eachother.

#jackson whittemore #teen wolf #teen wolf season 6 #i am a disaster #ethan steiner

[books-and-cookies]

i had a good day, enjoy 😂

#this is to discourage any man from thinking i am desirable or sexy #i am a disaster #and a menace #tiktok videos #tay tay #this was so fun to do

[saintalec]

#yes. #I am a disaster

[thefirstcourtesan]

Advantages to living in a small-town, when you lose your wallet, someone finds it and messages you immediately.

This has now happened to me twice in two months.

#smalltown life #i am a disaster

[magalidragon]

Coming Soon…..

Twinning Parts 1 & 2

#i am a disaster #😭

[otherearthsoutthere]

Found a great chocolate cake recipe online.

Happy birthday, honey.

#happy birthday #cooking fails #cooking fun #family #I am a disaster #Niffer bakes

[violetsiren90]

LOL VIOLET HORSE VIBES ILY

😂😂😂 I HAVE NO CLUE OKAY??? I'M A LIBRA.

I feel like a pretty legit reaction to a horse is like, "Aw, cute, nice...wait, woah dude...what the fuck...okay, this creature is UNSTABLE."

do not perceive the pun

#mermail 💌 #mootie cuties #jai <333 #my writing tells on me lololol #i am a disaster

[pluto-sims]

oops

hey everyone! I've been made aware of an issue with yesterday's simblreen treats (the CAS items) - i'm so sorry about this! I'm fixing them literally as we speak, and I will share them both publically as soon as they're done (probably later today).

It will mean having to replace the package file in your mods folder, so I am SO so sorry for the inconvenience. I am attaching my clown nose as we speak asdfghgfds i really am so sorry!

#i am a DISASTER #i am so sorry asdfghj

[betweenblackberrybranches]

21 and 22 for the soft asks - bonus points for which past self you're addressing (as in when, rough age bracket or smth, just curious but no pressure 💜) (also goldfish brain sorry if you answered these before)

Oh hi its you!!! Luv u <33

21: what would you say to your past self?

Me @ myself when i was around 12

You don't have to bend to your envitoment, if something is too hard to do the "normal" way find a way that suits you better. Also "sleeping" for 12+ hours isnt normal you are depressed

22: what would you say to your future self?

I am so sorry for eating two woppers and a nuggie burger in one sitting. It was for the bit. Sorry for the tummy hurty. It was so funny and tasty tho

(Based on a frequently recurring* true story)

*Woppers and nuggie burgers are interchangeable with any other large amounts of fast food like a big bowl of Mozzarella sticks

#i ramble #ask game #made my gf drive me to burger king to get woppers bc the wopper post is still in my brain #i am a disaster #thank you for the ask #id actually have a lot of really heatfelt things to tell my younger selfs but i dont wanna make yall sad #also that might be oversharing

[keratincrown]

me, sweating, trying not to like every one of a mutuals posts: OH NO THIS ONES SO GOOD TOO AUHHGG *reblogs*

#i am a disaster