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crow-n-tell · 1 year
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What kind of octopus is Kraken!Moon?
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Between the pictures I'm definitely going to be talking about some facts on the octopi, and also how I incorporate certain aspects of them into Moon's overall design. Cause I'm a nerd and I want to.
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Oops, I meant "they are adept at using tools to-" sorry, m a bit tired.
Many of the shelters that are made by coconut octopi are made using coconuts (hence their moniker), shells, and anything around they feel they could pull over their heads or curl up into! A really interesting aspect about that is also that when it comes time to move their shelters for whatever reason they may need to, they WALK. Thats right. THEY ARE BIPEDAL YA'LL.
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There isn't really a lot known about Bioluminescent octopi. Most of what I saw discussed was how they are deep sea creatures, and how the glow could mean all sorts of things. Maybe for hunting like angler fish, maybe to scare off predators (or perhaps to distract like the Vampire squid does when it uses a cloud of bioluminescent mucous to escape), its also possible its for attracting a mate.
What it is to moon hasn't really been decided yet? I kind of like the idea that it tunes you into his emotions. The more heightened his emotions, the brighter he gets. Sort of like blushing. I don't know, I'm thinking on it.
Also yes, the little bit hanging off the side of Moon's head is actually fins. Fins like you might find on the ever adorable:
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Dumbo octopus! But his are incredibly small and do very lil flapping unless he's embarrassed or something. Honestly I see them mostly as vestigial.
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There are a lot of interesting facts about the Blanket Octopus. Just off the top of my head, the female blanket octopus is HUGE. The girlies can stretch up to 6 feet. The guys... welp, hahaha. They are like an inch. Very similar to a height difference you guys have already seen with y/n, sun and moon, right?
However whats really interesting is that they are immune to the potent and painful sting of a man-o-war jellyfish. And whats even MORE interesting is what they do with that little bit of immunity. You see they have a tendency to rip off the man-o-war's stingers and use them for defense. How cool is that? also, kinda crazy fucked up. Imagine someone just snatched up your arm and started beating people to death with it?
OKAY I'M OUT
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wellperfumedbead · 11 months
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Okay but what if I wanted to ask you about vampire squids? I love autism ramblings about marine life.
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Okokok this is going to be very unstructured but sh
Ok so despite their name, they're not actually squid, infact they're probably closer to octopuses are in. And well, they were initially (and wrongly) classified as cirrate octopuses (like the flapjack octopus). And you can sorta see why really
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So they're not squid, they're not octopuses but they are cephalopods, their own group of cephalopod of which they are the only known member. Their classification was rectified about the 1940s or 1950s. And this was in a German expedition whose purpose was to prove there was life below whatever number of metres, I can't remember how deep it was.
Anyway, they get about 30cm and live at depths around 600m-1200m (sorry idk how much that is in the imperial system). And they live in practically any the oceans in oxygen minimal zones/the oxygen minimal layer. In the OML there's very very little oxygen, like 5% oxygen or smth. That can be bc of circulation in the oceans and that water just isn't moved around as much (there's a name for those little pockets of ocean but I can't remember it). But they have blue blood that is copper based (?) and it binds oxygen really well. I don't know much about that bc I'm not much of a chemistry guy. But they also just use very little energy and have lots of surface area on their gills to absorb as much oxygen as they can.
They have remained largely unchanged for like 300 million years which is cool. In captivity they have been recorded to live for about 2 months but it's estimated they live for almost a decade in the wild.
Now they're called "the vampire squid from hell" (that's what their scientific name translates to) bc of their appearance. The red colour, the large red eyes (that are actually clear but appear blue or red in certain lighting) and the fleshy cirri (little spike things) that lines their webbing. When they are threatened they pull their webbing over their head and it makes them look scary and pointy but really the cirri is soft and squishy.
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I'm gonna go back to the eyes for a second bc they are huge compared to the 'squids' body. Like pretty sure they're the biggest eyes compared to body size in any animal or smth. Really cool.
Oh and btw they do have suckers as well but only small ones on the furthest half of the arms from the body. Argh I want to talk about the arms but I want to finish talking about defence mechanisms first. ILL GET BACK TO THE ARMS!!
Ok so they have really weak muscles so their ass is not going anywhere fast, which is a problem when things are trying to eat you (things like sharks, larger cephalopods, fish, and even some diving whales). Their top speed is like 2 body lengths per second. So apart from the spines, they also have some bioluminesence up their sleeves. They have two large light organs on top of their head that kinda look like eyes and one on each end of their arm. So when they pull up their webbing around them and you look at them from the 'top' BAM suddenly you've got lots of scary eyes looking at you. Also they don't squirt ink but do squirt a sticky bioluminesent goo that either distracts the predator, or sticks to the predator so and even bigger predator comes along and eats them. I think this goo can stay glowing for about 10 minutes? I'm not sure. Im pretty sure that this is symbiotic bioluminescene tho, which is where the animal cultivates glowing bacteria to use rather that mixing all the chemicals for bioluminecense in their body themselves.
Ok ok ok arms and 'tentacles'. So they have 8 arms yeah but no tentacles. Instead they have two looonnngggg filaments that they store in little pockets in their body
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You can see one there. These are like 8 times their body length and they connect directly to the 'squids' brain.
FOOD!! Unlike pretty much every other cephalopod ever, they are detrivores, which means they eat essentially garbage. Rotting organic matter known as marine snow and literal shit. They way they eat this is they catch the detritus with sticky cells on their filaments and use mucus to make it into something more easy to pass into their beak.
We don't know a whole lot about their breeding and stuff but the males pass a sperm packet to the female for storage so she can fertilise her eggs when she likes. When the babies hatch they are very teeny and don't have their webbing yet. The parents don't tend to their children at all and until they can feed themselves, they eat their egg sacs. They grow pretty slow bc there's not many nutrients and stuff available for them in the deep.
A cool thing about the babies is that when they hatch, they have one pair of swimming fins, then as they grow they develop a second pair, and then eventually they loose (its absorbed into their body, cant waste it) the first pair and just have their second pair. Sorta like we have adult and baby teeth
Another thing that sets them apart from other cephalopods is that they reproduce multiple (up to 20) times in their life, until they die. Other cephalopods usually die after the first time. This makes them iteraparous, while other cephalopods are semelparous.
Ok almost done I promise. A few more things:
-adults use their fins to swim while juveniles use propulsion
-the ICUN has not evaluated them
-they have very good balancing organs like the ones in our ears
-they can not change colour like other cephalopods bc their cromataphores are underdeveloped
THATS PRETTY MUCH ALL I KNOW SO FAR ABOUT THEM!! When I research, I like to try to exhaust every single reliable site with information about them and write it down so I dont think I missed anything too important when I first was researching them :)
Have some more pictures!!
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chainmailchalamet · 10 months
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sugar high 🍒
synopsis: sugar daddy hs, always black n non-binary reader, established dynamic w/ some power play, possessive language, lil degradation, spit kink, mean dom(ish) hs, yktfv
Harry is…complex, by nature. He is a well curated structure of contradictions. He is a rockstar, an animal, a glossy beastly thing on stage. He glows under the spotlight, basking in all that concentrated attention with the air of a man who deserves every last drop. He is a hip roller, a tongue wagger, a dark eyed pretty boy dream. He’s sharp cut hips, tatted all over and wrapped up in glitter.
He is also a cream puff — that’s the version of him you met first, assisting a stylist on a Gucci suiting campaign. You’d steamed his double breasted coat, matched the ties to his green-glass eyes, buttoned him up all snug in his dress-shirt. And he’d blushed and dimpled his way through all of it. Told you that you didn’t have to do all that (“I kind of do, darling, it’s my job”), said please and thank you and stood where he was supposed to stand and made everyone laugh and look at him all fond because he was a professional sweetheart, an actual dream to work with. With the way he acted, you couldn’t tell he found you attractive until after the shoot wrapped and he walked up to you all bashful to ask for your number. It was the way he stated his intentions that got you, the way he said, soft and steady “anything you want, we can do anything you want as long as I can keep you company”.
He took you for squid ink pasta for the first date, because you’d never had it. He showed you how he liked his oysters (“a little lemon, just a squeeze..”) and how to tip them back into your mouth to taste them, and he watched the way your lips wrapped round the shell with a low heat gaze, kept his desire on the simmer like he didn’t want to scare him away. You let your inhibitions sink away into a glass of champagne, flirted with him in the same breath you talked his ear off about your job, about the books you were reading, about your vision for the future. He was so like you — the same raw ambition, the same comfort in the way you wore your skin that you’d both fought tooth and nail for, the same wicked tongue. You liked to make him blush, to tease him until he was giggling in faux offense (“it is not a whore house, it’s a family show, that’s the whole point!” “sir, at last show you sang the words “if you’re getting yourself wet for me”, and then rubbed your fingers together to demonstrate said wetness, those are the actions of a whore!”), until he let some of that babygirl cupcake act drop long enough to thumb some passion fruit sorbet from the corner of your lip and take it into his mouth, closing his eyes and groaning a little under his breath like you just tasted that good.
The second date was a flea market in the south of France. He prepared you with a simple instruction to pack light, and in response to your question about the cost of the train and accommodation and time off work he responded the same — kissed you on the temple and said “I’ll take care of all of it, you don’t have to worry about a thing, you can have anything you want, sweetheart”.
And then he did, took care of every detail — told your boss he was borrowing you for a shoot (“bring them back in one piece, styles, they’re one of our best” “mm, no promises”), got the both of you a private carriage so you could watch the grey London skyline fade away into lush fields of lavender, held your hand all the way, looked at you like you were the best view in sight, whisked you away to a cute little hostel where no one but the owners recognized him (the lady of the house absolutely fawned over him, called him strawberry boy, chided him for being gone for so long).
You used maybe two braincells that weekend — he made sure of that. Every whim, he tended to. If you wanted coffee, he went to the market and fetched you something freshly ground with notes of toffee and dark chocolate. If your stomach rumbled, he sat you down on the kitchen counter and fixed you lemon pasta, fed you dates by hand while the sauce settled, stole kisses in-between bites — cupped your face in his hands and licked into your mouth and said “feel so lucky, can’t believe your here, are you happy, what do you need, whatever you want, wanna give you everything…”.
You let him fuck you during that trip. After a dreamy morning picnicking with a jar of strawberry preserves and fresh bread and heavenly salted butter, and a whole day at the markets where he bought you a whole new wardrobe, gently insisting that he wanted to do this for you. “Harry, this is vintage alaïa, I don’t need that” you’d said. “You’re a stylist, sweetheart, might come in handy — and you’ve been eyeing it up since you saw it, at least try it on, yeah? See how you feel after”.
You’d tried it on, and it fit so perfect your mouth went a little dry — and his eyes on you, the way he smoothed his hands over your hips and told you that “you look so pretty, angel, prettiest fucking thing I ever saw” made you light-headed, running your thighs together in the dressing room. He liked doing that to you, putting you in pretty things, seeing you admire yourself. He bought you the alaïa, the cavalli handbag, a silk Gucci scarf — he was still polite, still your sweet thoughtful boy, but you could see through the cracks to what lay beneath that. The power he held over you, the obvious pleasure he took in being able to take care of you, showering you in nice things, the way he made you feel you didn’t have to think about anything when you were with him because he could do the thinking for you.
That’s the man that took you to bed. The one that told you to put your pretty new things away and wait for him in the bedroom while he tucked the groceries away. The one who met you with hungry eyes when he found you stripped down to your new chocolate brown agent provocateur set and kneeling on the bed and just clicked his tongue and asked you if he told you to do that. Tutted when you looked at him all confused and tried to explain yourself, shushed you and said (with the same quiet intensity as the first day he met you), “not your fault baby, didn’t have to think at all today, you’re just my pretty little doll, huh?”
that’s the Harry that felt every bit of your mouth with his fingers, pressed down on your tongue until you drooled a little and then made fun of you for it. The one that wouldn’t let you touch his dick until he worked you up so good that you thought you would cry, ran his tongue over the lace on your body, teased over every single sensitive inch of you until you were shaking and begging (“please, Harry please, just touch me, anything, anything” “look at you — pretty fucking mess for me, huh? wanna see you cry, baby, can’t give you my dick unless you ask real nice for me”).
He fucked you slow and deep with a hand wrapped around your neck, told you that one day he’d buy you something shiny to lay where his hand had been, but until then you’d just have to wear his fingers around your throat — told you that it was his favorite thing you’d tried on all day, called you his doll, his baby, his perfect little slut. “M’gonna give you everything you fucking want,” he said, licking the salt off your skin as it trailed down your cheek, pulling your head back to spit in your mouth and rub it into your tongue (“filthy thing, you like that? nuh-uh? you got real tight on me, baby, you must really like that”), rolling his hips and driving in hard until your eyes rolled back and you couldn’t even find your voice to beg him for more. “And you’re gonna let me, aren’t you? Not gonna fight me, are you baby? Just gonna let me take care of everything, I know what you need, daddy’s gonna give you fucking everything — that’s it, angel, just shut the fuck up and take it, you’re so good at that”.
He made you come like that, and then flipped you over, lifted your hips up and licked you out from the back, slapped you across the clit if you tried to run away from it, told you to “take it, don’t fucking run, gonna make a big mess aren’t you, show me, fuckin’ show me, that’s so good, you’re so good”, and then fucked you like that — pushed your face into the mattress and laid into you until you did make a mess, till you were drooling with it.
He was back in full sweetheart mode when he was done with you — ran you a bath and toweled you dry and held you in his arms till you fell asleep, kissed your head and said “thank you, baby, did so good for me, gave me everything I’ll ever need”. He was complex like that — a menace, an angel, a demon, a fucking fairytale prince. And you were lucky enough that you got to see every inch of it, bask in the flow of it.
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citrous241 · 7 months
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With me coming back to minecraft after 5 long years and the recent mob vote dredging up what seems to be old debates, I have but a question. Why are the most hated mobs the ones people chose to vote in?
I was only around for the Phantom getting voted in, and I loved that thing. I was entirely disconnected from Internet culture at the time so I had no idea what other people thought then. But now every one hates them, despite the fact it won all those years ago meaning most people did want it in? They're annoying but you can go so long without ever seeing one by just right-clicking a bed every now and again, you don't even have to sleep.
The others are the Glow Squid, Allay and Sniffer if I'm not mistaken?
The Glow Squid is useless I have no idea why yall voted that thing in. They're also really stupid, intelligence wise I mean. Most of the ones I've seen have killed themselves almost instantly.
Allay is pretty good ig, its kinda ignored.
But people seem to hate the Sniffer. Why? Its cool, it's hard to find but it gives you unique decorations. People seem salty that it doesn't help their PVP build or instant farms. Not everything needs a mechanical purpose, it just needs a purpose in general. (Again, I hate the Glow Squid why in the everyloving fuck did you guys want that over a flower Mooshroom or a new type of Illager that has ice powers?! I love Illagers, they're my favourite class of mob, the fact more of them were added whilst I was away combined with raids is so good.)
1.20 has been more of a decorative update in general and that's seemed to have pissed people off. Why? Minecraft isn't just PvP survival, it's also a building game. Arguably it's mainly a building game. Having more options in customization in vanilla is good, there's more player expression. The Sniffer was actually the perfect mob to go along with this update, so good job guys. Now if some of you could stop being hypocrites that'll be great.
Peace ✌️
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Self-Destruction with Collateral Damage Chapter 1
Everything was dark.
Teru felt himself rising towards consciousness, like a diver coming up from deep underwater, but everything was still dark.
His hands flew to his face, where they met soft cloth and a metric ton of pain. Teru couldn't suppress the sound he made, but he couldn't hear it either. The ringing in his head was only drowned out by the beeping sound that seemed to be coming from all around him.
It took him a moment to register that someone else was talking. The patter sounded family, but he couldn't make out the actual words.
Larger hands covered his, lowering them, and Teru probably would have put up a barrier if he had any psychic energy left. He was completely depleted. Not even the usual yellow glow made it through his blindfold.
Teru was about to start biting when he smelled the familiar combination of sweat, nicotine, and MobDonald's.
"Reigen?" he choked out.
The patter finally resolved into words. "Yes! Yes, it's Reigen. You're safe. Okay, kid? You're safe now."
Teru took another tentative sniff.
"Why do you smell like flowers?"
Reigen snorted. "It's not me. The biggest bouquet is from your class, but there's also a lovely selection of weeds from Tome, a sunflower from Mob, and-"
Teru sat up straight. He didn't even notice the pain until Reigen relieved it by clicking something that raised the bed up to meet him.
"Is he okay?"
Reigen hesitated.
"Is he alive?" Teru could barely get the word out, and not just because his throat felt like dried squid.
"Jesus Christ! Of course he's alive! He's just a little… out of sorts. Turns out he got a love tap from a Subaru right before his big moment, which was at least partially responsible for the whole..." There was a pause while Reigen must have been gesturing. "I'll let him tell you the rest."
"He got hit by a car?" asked Teru. The beeping increased in tempo.
"He's fine," said Reigen. "The doctors released him after one night of observation, which is more than I can say for you, young man."
"Thank god," Teru couldn't help the words, which were almost more of a sigh.
"Stop being relieved. You're in trouble." Reigen sounded exhausted. Teru wondered vaguely if he should budge up and make room. "Confronting Mob on your own… What were you thinking? Sure, he wasn't exactly acting like himself, but you must have caught on after the first broken rib. You do know he's stronger than you, right? Of course all you kids want to be the very best like no one ever was, but Mob is seriously overpowered."
"I know," mumbled Teru, who had no idea what he was being lectured about but definitely knew that much.
Reigen didn't seem to hear him. "You've been to the the office. Mob told me you can even teleport now! So what exactly is your excuse?"
Teru started giggling, which turned out to be a very bad idea indeed. He clutched his stomach, but he couldn't stop. He felt giddy. Shigeo was going to be okay. Everything else was filler. Even Reigen's monologuing seemed funny for some reason.
It occurred to Teru that he was probably on the good stuff.
"I don't know," he finally got out, wiping away a tear that was only sort of from the laughter. "What am I in trouble for?"
"Why didn't you ask for help?" There was a shuffling of fabric, and Teru could easily imagine the finger being wagged in his face. He felt like he was on Ace Attorney.
Teru tried to stop giggling, if only for the sake of his image. "Ask for… help?"
"Yes!"
"I didn't think of it?"
It came out sounding more like a question, but it was technically true. All he had been thinking about was Shigeo.
Reigen heaved a sigh, sounding more exhausted than ever.
"The nurses can't get ahold of your parents."
Teru's brain, which had been processing things so slowly, suddenly caught up to speed.
The blindfold was a bandage. The bed was remote controlled. The beeping was Teru's own suddenly erratic heartbeat.
He was in a hospital.
It was probably Seasoning General, and they probably still had the Seasoning City Child Guidance Center on speed dial. The hospital staff would be busy dealing with the aftermath of Shigeo's explosion, but not as busy as they could be, thanks to Teru. It was only a matter of time.
"Yeah, they work a lot," he said, hoping his even tone would balance out the air raid siren coming from the heart monitor. "I'm sure they'll get the message soon. Thanks for hanging out in the meantime, but you can take off now. I'm sure you have a lot to deal with, and visiting hours are probably almost over anyway."
"Oh, crap, what am I doing?" There was another shuffling sound followed by a light thud, which might have been Reigen smacking himself in the head. Then he clicked something else. Almost immediately, Teru could make out the sound of approaching footsteps. The door opened and Teru tried not to tense up again.
"Hey Ifukube-san," said Reigen. "He woke up. Can you get the doctor to do a concussion check and go over the prognosis?"
"Yes, Reigen-san."
"I can't believe that wasn't your first question, kid." This seemed to be directed at Teru, as the footsteps had receded into the distance again. "You took a hell of a beating."
"How long have I got?" Teru managed to drawl.
"Don't joke like that with Mob," Reigen said, with rare seriousness. "I'll let Honda-sensei give you the gory details, but it wasn't pretty. Lots of contusions and lacerations. Some broken ribs. They got those wrapped up, which is about all they can do, so you'll be on bed rest for a while. The patches are just to keep light out while your eyes are healing. They applied some sort of topical directly to your eyeballs, which was super disgusting, but it's supposed to keep them from hurting too much or scarring."
That was going to complicate things. Teru would be able to sense his surroundings well enough with his powers once they returned, but he had always resented the lessons that he'd learned from Shimazaki.
"They were pretty worried about the head injury at first," said Reigen. "There was some swelling, and they couldn't tell how bad it would be until it went down or you woke up. Maybe both. Either way, Honda-sensei is going to want a game of Twenty Questions, and that'll put you to sleep if the painkillers don't."
Teru nodded. He would have to find a way to stay awake.
"I'll be back in the morning, and Mob- Oh, yeah. He wanted me to ask if he can visit you tomorrow." Reigen hesitated again, only noticeable because it was so unusual for him. "It's okay if you don't want to see him."
"I want to see him."
“Alright.” Reigen patted the top of Teru’s bandages. "Just don’t be surprised if he starts crying.”
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mellointheory · 2 years
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I think people are looking over the obvious reason that dreams evil. He voted for the glow squid. He's why we have the glow squid and I will never forgive him.
you're a weakass beta cuck what did you want?? another cow?? another fucking cow??? i prefer being able to dive into the depths and see them light up around me it makes me feel like a disney princess and their ink is also actually useful for cool effects and things but naaaaaahhh yall want a cow in a different color. weak.
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blackjackkent · 5 months
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OK, so I might have to take back some of my decisions in the last post. Getting to the Inquisitor is more complicated than I thought.
He's currently behind a barrier, to which Therezzyn is holding the key. Our options, according to Google, are to a) give Therezzyn the artifact and get access given to us, b) pickpocket Therezzyn when she's not looking, or c) kill her.
Hector doesn't want to do any of these things, and I'm trying to figure out which one would be least out of character. :/
Really (going back to what I said in the previous post about Hector's usual compulsive honesty), option A makes the most sense for him. And, apparently, it doesn't actually take the artifact from us long-term and does actually get some approval from Lae'zel. The downside, of course, is everyone ELSE disapproves, and I want to get Karlach's romance going, goddammit. :P
Hypothesis. What if I ungroup Karlach and Gale and leave them outside the door on the (in-character) grounds that Therezzyn will be more likely to listen to a smaller number of random strangers barging into her office.
[tests]
OK, apparently that does work. We don't get any disapproval from the rest of the party, we still get Lae'zel's approval, we keep the artifact in the long run, and Hector gets to be his usual honest self. (The Dream Guardian is pretty unhappy with us, but hopefully she'll get over it and still keep us from turning into a squid in our sleep.)
On the bright side, also, this doesn't negate any of the previous scene, as we can pick up from right afterwards:
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"I presume you are not stupid enough to return empty-handed. So give me the weapon - NOW."
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"Here it is." Wondering if he is making the right decision, Hector reaches into his pack and pulls out the small, strangely-shaped item. Inwardly he thinks a small apology to Shadowheart. There seems no point to trying to navigate this place without being forthright, but it is such a dangerous choice...
Then again, no choice seems safe at present. Not anymore.
He can feel his dream guardian rebelling against this choice, her voice piercing in his mind. "No. NO!"
But he has no choice but to be forthright, and he extends his hand with the item held carefully between his fingers.
The kith'rak's eyes light with sudden glee. She flicks her hand outwards, pulling the object towards her with a spell and examining it as it hovers in her grasp.
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"Yes...there it is...exactly as described. The inquisition will finally come to an end."
She moves as if to pocket the artifact...and suddenly, a familiar glow bursts around it, knocking her backwards against the wall. The artifact erupts from her hands and crashes back into Hector, settling itself back into his hands, vibrating with power.
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"Tsk'va!" Therezzyn scrambles back to a standing position and glares at him furiously. "Trickery! Heresy! How did you--" She stammers incoherently, fists clenching at her sides. "You manipulate it when I cannot?!"
She visibly stills herself. Hector has seen this movement before in Lae'zel, and in himself - the grounding, centering, shoving aside the inconvenient, chaotic emotions. Her face goes hard as stone.
"It appears you have been chosen, istik," she says coldly. "You are lucky it is not for me to question why."
She pulls the glowing keystone from her pocket and stalks past him to the barrier blocking the way to the ch'r'ai. "Go. Seek the inquisitor below. And take the cursed thing with you."
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starryshxckz · 7 months
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Super Awesomesauce factoids about my super cool Coroika rewrite
Okay so first lemme lay down the species stuff (Only for the ones who I changed species of)
Rider - Vampire Squid
Aloha - Firefly Squid (OF FUCKING COUR)
Skull - Colossal Squid (As mentioned in his info card he is the shortest Colossal Squid)
Emperor + Prinz - Neon Flying Squids
Eging Jr - Japanese Flying Squid
N-Pacer - Purpleback Flying Squid
Wireglasses - Vampire Squid
Ocho + Shellmet - Mimic Octopi
Yeah you can tell there's a theme with Emperor's. Anyway! More under cut
Quick doodle of Emperor before we continue
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Emperor is black because this is my rewrite and I'm allowed to do what I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway
Emperor and Prinz' tentacles and certain spots around their eyes glow in the dark vaguely, but they can will it to glow brighter if so desired. They usually do this during splatfests.
They also have much higher/farther super jumps, squid rolls and squid surges, and are able to gain far more air using their inkjets Also, with their species, they can stay airborne longer than the average squid if so desired, however they try not to do these a lot considering it is actually very difficult for them to control their jumps and whatnot. The scar on Emperor's eye is proof of that.
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Ignore the Houzuki bit I am simply a firm believer in the Houzuki family theory.
So that's emperor! Now uhhhh Who's next.
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Aloha!! Aloha is... How do I say it? A defective? Unsure. He has no control over his glow. In the dark, his skin, eyes, and tentacles glow cool patterns, his skin glow defaults to the exact opposite of his ink colour!
He can, though, change it! As seen here
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Also, if you look at their like. head long enough you can tell that they have three sets of ears! One is the default pair, one is really small and one is just raised up too high. The other two do allow him to hear... slightly better, but they're just annoying, generally.
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Skull, during Team Blue's rematch, fuses with his Special on accident. He just got a wee bit careless. Does it hurt? Absolutely yes. Can he do anything about it? No. His squid form is partially Kraken while also.. Not? And his head hurts at a constant. He also has the pattern around his body usually. There's a lot more physical changes but we won't get into those yet. This is what you get for using a special your body isn't physically capable of handling, Skull. You dummy.
But, not all is lost. Avi comes over to his place a lot to help him out with things that he. Cannot do anymore because of the near constant pain he's in. But that's okay because Skull can still snipe people and it's AWESOME. Just uhhh don't let him activate his special(if its the Kraken) he will probably Die. Like I mentioned in his info card I think, he is deformed. This is not good.
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Ocho and Shellmet are siblings! That's why they are both Mimic Octopus. They were actually both Octarian Soldiers but they were both also very poorly treated so that's awesome. Ocho ended up separating from Shellmet and was taken into the Metro but he got out.
When he and Shellmet reunited they managed to get to the surface and ended up doing a LOT of fucking around and finding out in order to blend in with the civilians of Splatsville. Do note though their military mindsets stuck the whole way through. Their fucking around and finding out is actually how they met Wireglasses, where Ocho battled him, lost, and Wire (Not knowing shit abt them) was like "Youre strong holy moly. Wanna join us" And Ocho with zero hesitation because he craves positive attention said yes and Shellmet was like "ur so dumb. [Joins to look after him]"
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That's all for this post I have some stuff for Rider but I'm gonna save tthat for another post
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merklins · 8 months
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Fine. The Furry Roster, part 1 of however many parts it takes: All the Gordons are cephalopods. Reasoning: Freeman's deep sea thing + Swap's tentacles + Doc is strange and bizarre + Freeman compares Loverboy to a cuttlefish in Act 1 + Literal Actual Octopus "Gordon". Freeman/Storyteller: Architeuthis/Giant Squid Swap/Overlord: Vampire Squid (they're really weird AND the vampire thing) Doc/Hypnos: Firefly Squid (those fuckers GLOW) Player/Power Trip: Blue-Ringed Octopus (chill but also dangerous) Gordon B/Leading Light: Cuttlefish Seven/Last Resort Gordon: Giant Pacific Octopus Worldstop crew: Malcom Challender: Unicorn (something something his ability to manipulate Source seemed magical to the AI? Really it's just because our Malcom fictive has a ponysona but no actual fursona) Darnold: Pitbull (seen as aggressive but tend to be sweethearts; very loyal) Benrey/"Forzen": Blue dragon sea slug / garden snail (Benrey is a slug, but his Forzen disguise is quite literally him retreating into his shell) Y2KVR crew: Benrey (also Loveletters Benrey): Heterometris spinifer/Giant blue scorpion (for obvious reasons + they're blue) Spork (also Valentine): African Gray Parrot (They're smart as FUCK) Coomer/Lovetap: Mantis shrimp Bubby/Dr. Feelgood: Fire salamander Forzen/DJ Heartbeat: Mongolian death worm (this is not a real animal, however, they are supposedly attracted by rhythmic thumping similar to a heavy bass beat) Darnold/Smooth Operator: Cinnabar chanterelle (yes, the mushroom. Consider the emails to be similar to the mycelial network. I know this is getting weird. It will get weirder.) Tommy/I Don't Remember His Lovecore Name: Common crow The Restrictor: Raven (Half-Life G-Man is associated with ravens sometimes)
More will come soon.
"blackmailbutler asked:
Furry Roster Part 2 Of Something:
Admins: Admin C: Tri-color Monitor Lizard G-Man: Komodo Dragon Da Boss: Blue Poison Dart Frog Admin F: Blue jay (Like a blue jay, most of his aggression is a bluff; he's loud and abrasive, but doesn't actually want to fight) Admin P: Praying Mantis (green and can sort of punch things) Admin Darnold (he is mentioned one time in Act 1): Clownfish (orange + Darnold is mentioned to have been taking care of Joshua, which made us think of Finding Nemo because of the whole parental figure thing? Mostly going on vibes because we know nothing of him.)
Mad Science Team: Sleepless: Canada Goose (Acts like an asshole most of the time + Canada + probably loud as fuck) Harold: Protogen (it's MY furry AU and *I* get to choose the species. AND Protogens are COOL) Electrobubby: Electric eel (duh) Politerey: Duck (mostly because we are a Benrey and Forzen siblings truther) Project Coolatta: Lace Monitor Lizard The Old Man: Lace Monitor Lizard (they're monitors to call back to a certain other father-son duo, but unlike GVRV and C, they're the same species to represent them NOT being estranged)
Merch Team/The Last Resort: The Party Pontiff: Mantis shrimp Wheels: Okay so you know how people make anthro planes? That but a Greyhound bus. Yes he still drives an actual bus. I told you last ask that it'd get weirder! Tommy Bahama: Marine iguana (He does the beach tour IIRC. Plus I wanted him to be a lizard like some of the other Tommies.) Dr. Perky: Golden orbweaver (laser grid = spiderwebs, plus golden/orange color scheme) The Bellhop: Tropical leatherleaf slug (Vibes only. Plus he can retract one of his eyestalks to fit the one-eyed thing.)
???: Barney Calhoun: Harbor Seal Alyx Vance: Leopard/Deer (based on our pre-existing furry!Alyx. Eli is a deer, and she wears a little headband with some of his shed antlers on it.) Capital M: Changeling (think MLP. What do you mean that's just the ponysona that I got assigned by the system. I don't know what you're talking about.)"
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me time answer time (:
OH MY YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. YOU ACTUALLY HAD THEM ALL. AND!! THEY'RE ALL SO AWESOME TOO?? I don't know much about the lizard selections for the Coolattas BUT!! Absolutely AGREED on the Gordons being cephalopods that is SO SO COOL. The bright colored rings of the blue ringed octopus on Player and Power Trip? OHHH THAT'S EPIC.Love the sea slug snail thing you have going for worldstop benrey. YES!! Attention for the worldstop benrey!! Love that guy. cherish that guy. AND Y2KVR FORZEN AS THE WOOORM. THAT! IS! SUCH A COOL WAY OF TYING IN MUSIC TO CREATURES. AND!! Same goes for Y2KVR Darnold! Because OH! MY! GOD! MUSHROOM MYCELIAL NETWORK FOR THE EMAILS YES YES YES THAT!! IS AWESOME. love mushrooms (: kicking my legs and giggling DUDE!! You have so much good stuff here HOW AM I TO SAY STUFF AT IT ALL? Literally ALLLL of these are SUCH! GOOD! CHOICES! I could be here forever. Mad Science Harold as a Protogen, YIPPEE! Forzen and Benrey connections? ALWAYS welcome! WHEELS. AS A BUS FURRY. /VPOS. Dr Perky as an orb weaver I LOVE ORBWEAVERS YES YES YES I SEE THE VISION AND IT IS WONDERFUL. And you certainly covered your bases huh? THE MCDONALDS WORKERS FROM HLVRV. AS FURRYS. IN! MY! INBOX!! /pos
and of course. ponysona ponys mlp hlvrv on the merklins tumblr ONCE AGAIN!! A lovely selection by the way changelings are so epic and cool always <3
THANK YOU FOR SHARING. THE. THIS!! SO EPIC AND COOL LOVE YOUR IDEAS THIS IS WONDERFUL AND TREASURED! This list spinning forever in the thoughts now (:
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vqlisms · 1 year
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(deep sigh) time to analyse the side order trailer
anyways i have something i want to bring up beforehand that will very much affect the story we are presented. 1: side order was the original concept for the hero campaign we’d have been given if team order won finalfest. 2: there were sides planned depending on if team chaos or order won from the beginning, and we would’ve gotten different stories for each. i’d bring up splat1 finalfest, but it had a very different layout all things considering (it was /only/ to decide the hero campaign story, which was decently cookie cutter to make which squid sister goes missing easy to change with just minor rewrites depending on who won finalfest). splatoon 2–>3 took that much more serious because it actually gave us game concepts to debate between whereas splat1’s was likely just the devs wanting a dramatic finalfest before realising it’d be cool to tie-into the story of splatoon 2. either way, i’ll be exploring both options and their potential implications on the story separately
a key part of splatoon is audio. that’s music, sfx, background chatter, the works. right off the bat, the reddish orange webbing across the screen when it blacks out and the rhythm makes me think heartbeat. that and the piano and white scenery screams hospital to me. i don’t think we’re playing in a hospital, the signs looked more like buried shopping centers, so maybe a repurposed mall? that would make sense with the shot of an elevator, but the high windows and panelled walls are throwing me off a bit, because those look part of the original building. Also, toward the end, i swear to god i started hearing a new song fade in. i don’t think it was the squid sisters and it was super quiet compared to the piano and stuff but i swear i heard voices
okay artwork artwork artwork. first painted shot is an elevator/gate/metal doorway next to a high-set window with something dripping from the corner. the walls are plated with grout between, but they look metal? plants can be seen through the window, it looks a bit like seaweed or ferns. / incredibly stained photo of pearl (left) and marina (right). marina is borderline indistinguishable. pearl is holding something round and pinkish by her face. photo is incredibly desaturated and warped. / octoling with orange ink. they are brown, in a white uniform with something blue green red hanging from their left hip. white weapon in their right hand looks like a gal, with red wire wrapping around orange tank. left hand holding something orange and red, too small to be ink tank or a weapon addition, and looks like it has a handle on it to be held. background is plastered with ink but too blurry to make out anything specific. top right shows a white robotic creature with an orange glow and dark accents. / downward shot of legs and a shadow. noticeably similar silhouette to armoured agents with the earphones. pants are tights with no discernible shoes or patterning. tentacle/arm is visible, if long tentacle would fit with previous art of captain 3. / octoling from trailer squatting by a cliff. dark matter spikes into a white background with similar webbing to one of the previous skits crawling along the floor/walls. octoling is now wearing black shoes, but otherwise looks like the one in the trailer. / glitchy profile view of marina, holding her hands pleadingly in front of her. she wears a black top and her usual headphones. her ink colour is blue. / shot of a teal ink octoling staring out of a caged in space. there are brown and wearing a white uniform. their face isn’t visible. further left, a leg is barely within frame. the leg is bare with only a black boot visible. floor is panelled, and the windows are mesh and glass. reflection shows the octoling has a shocked/awed face, no noticeable distinguishing features otherwise. / pearl (?) almost indistinguishable walking away from the camera. person/creature leading (?) her. only non-blurry thing is a porous rock (coral?) blocking the bottom right fourth of the screen. / inkfish standing in front of fancy old-timey gated elevator. room is noticably overgrown, with reflective/transparent tiled flooring. plants grow from the ceiling and base of pillars framing the elevator. from under the gate is a large puddle of darker liquid staining the ground. inkfish has pointed ears and long tentacles reminiscent of octolings, but no visible suckers. / octoling standing atop distant buildings with coral growing from their roofs. buildings and background are indistinct, with closer ones being blacked out, and background radiating white light. / pearl in the same setting as the unknown octoling, staring and smiling down at the camera from behind orange shades. she is wearing her crown and wraparound shades, and a grey jacket, olive shirt, and black gloves. / cream background, getting incrementally darker around black squiggles (creature? map?). a red spiral scribble marks a dark blob on the canvas. the black marks eerily resemble a skeleton, showing a long beak/muzzle, detached lower jaw, spinal cord, and ribcage. no visible suggestion of the artist/creature depicted. / painted shot of the octoling in a large room. pillars brave the ceiling, and coral grows from cracks in the floor. dark liquid pools on the floor. bottom right shows blurred indistinct text (i’m decently sure this is a font we’ve seen and/or decoded before, so i might look closer into that later). white particles float along the scenery. / octoling in the elevator. no buttons have visible markers. patterns on the bottom right corner of the wall. elevator has different layout to the other we’ve seen, with this one having blank metallic walls. / incredibly dark shot of a mass. bottom of the screen shows a solid black mass, while the top has what appear to be wires hanging (presumably) from the ceiling or a creature. /
/ (cont.) shot of the octoling laying on the ground, shielding their eyes. background is blotted, but appears to be inside of a building with low and wide windows. a cross marks the floor behind them, though it’s purpose cannot be made out. / shot of marina in a line with other octolings with similar hairstyles. all are wearing white uniforms. the octoling behind marina is pale with pinkish tentacles. there appears to be something around their necks. the environment is abstract. / octoling looking into the camera, sitting on another abstract environment. shot lasts noticably longer than others.
shots of web-like reddish-orange pulsing matter in a dark space, pulsing to the beat of the music. / shots of a translucent thin membrane with outward to inward dark->light->dark rings patterned along the sides. background is maybe a store ceiling? rectangles of dark and light that are def supposed to be an area though they’re purposely blurry and vague. / more strange translucent reflective membrane, this time without the rings patterned within and significantly less coagulated. once again purposefully blurry shot of the background, but it seems somewhat panelled? / red staining a white background, no distinguishable pattern. / closeup shot of brain coral patterning that progressively blurs and warps slightly. / incredibly blurred mucous(?) warping and flexing inward on itself, white spirals patterning the outside.
the scenery itself is noticably washed out and pale. coral grows from sandy floors, swallowing almost up to the storefront logos. upon closer examination, the area is a white version of inkopolis square, containing all of the stores, depowered screens, grizzco, battle lobby, buildings, everything.
storywise, i’ll once again break this into two sections. here is side order being the concept we’d have been given if team order won finalfest
likely not agent 8. perhaps could be an inkling like n3o?
this is definitely post-splatoon 2. the inkfish moving to splatsville thing has already been explained in-universe and them moving because the city of chaos was more fresh. so whatever the fuck happened to inkopolis square must’ve only happened relatively recently. also, if the expansion is coming to us with only inkopolis plaza, then why was inkopolis square targeted?? is the plaza just a recreation????
now, thoughts on if side order was planned to only exist if team chaos won.
side order is likely going to give us more off the hook background/content. perhaps we’re playing as agent 8 again since the octoling is using the original hairstyles?
the character appearing in the paintings with agent 8. i don’t think pearl has any official clothes right now with dark boots and shorts. maybe new pearl outfit? black boots are only clearly shown in one other shot which is the one of the octoling in front of the webs and spikes. that’s not counting the one with the character that’s blocked out to where we can’t exactly see their clothes.
is this why inkopolis square wasn’t shown in the expansion? we’re only getting inkopolis plaza because inkopolis square got fucking coralised?
black goop is way too dark to be tar-tar’s sanitisation stuff, and that skeleton has me thinking. i looked up the skeletons of some of the more popular creatures i’ve heard tossed around for splatoon designs, and it looks a bit like a stylised orca skeleton but with a disconnected jaw bone? hmm
ok my brain is starting to turn a bunch so imma come back to this if i think of anything else in a bit buh bye
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rubydoowhereru · 7 months
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Chelsea probably wakes up looking like a mess with her hair being all tangled up.
Ruby meanwhile wakes up like she's fresh for the day.
Also imagine there's a urban legend about this killer kraken known as "The Shadow Kraken" said to be a Kraken pitch black with glowing sharp needle-like teeth, piercing red eyes and a roar that freezes you in pure terror.
So Ruby encounters this "Shadow Kraken" and after getting nearly killed it is revealed that it wasn't actually a kraken but a different species of mermaid's able to have a chameleon or Cuddlefish ability and they function as a group to gather up and to appear much larger towards predators.
After that is all done Ruby informs her grandmother and the citizens that the shadow kraken is actually a myth and in no such way a real thing.
Until the episode ends with the viewers seeing a black mass to reveal that the shadow kraken is real and is actually an ancient kraken of the past generations.
What do you think? An RGTK episode about a supposed "bloodthirsty" giant Kraken and it actually exists although it's no way near the kingdoms.
Furthermore I just thought of an interesting thing for that Mermaid Queen au.
So in the film we know mermaid's are evil but in the au... yea they're evil, but over the years they're now just harmless and are just mischievous little guys. Some of them tend to hide in places whenever Ruby is on the throne in case any attempts to harm their new queen.
Headcanons:
Sea urchins are a mermaids favourite food, but unfortunately they can't crack them open so Chelsea goes up to Ruby to have her use her body armour to break it open and Ruby just watches her chow down like no tomorrow and then she looks to see a few mermaid's holding sea urchins and are wondering if they could have her crack them open.
Ruby oftentimes spots Chelsea sleeping face first in the sand with a bunch of seals sleeping next to her furthering her theory that mermaid's and seals are properly cousins.
Kraken's based on different species of squids, jellyfish and octopuses.
Chelsea has a pet moray eel and it's just a happy smiling goober name "Ray."
Ruby properly likes small enclosed spaces thx to her boneless body.
Ooooh. It's like how certain animals will mimic their environment! This specific breed of mermaids make themselves into the form of a kraken to ward off any potential threats to them. Nice! I like it. It sounds pretty cool. ^w^
The first time she's on the throne she's surprised by how many mermaids are able to hide, there's like at least thirty of them and they're all armed, and then they just go right back to their hiding spot. A couple of them are definitely keeping an eye on Nerissa as she remains in her cage, clicking and clanking it all over the place.
Grandmamah is surprised that the mermaids want to keep her around but the reasoning for it is just knowing the fact Nerissa is miserable while completely powerless and Ruby taking charge. Her suffering is hilarious to the mermaids after how totally wrecked their kingdom was thanks to Nerissa's war.
Ooooh, that's an interesting idea! Lol what if making the tridents was meant to originally aid in getting their favorite food but then later on transitioned into a weapon. But yes, Ruby turns around to see a bunch of mermaids giving her the puppy dog eyes as they all have urchins with them. The kraken lets out a sigh before ushering them all to come over.
Ruby can absolutely just hid herself in a tiny shelf if she really felt like it. Nobody's gonna know she's there and it gives her time to collect her thoughts. Heh heh heh!
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moonfurthetemmie · 8 months
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The Maelstrom and the beasts
Beasts
Those most at risk to turn into beasts are those who have trouble regulating their emotions. This is one of the things that Nightmare and Dream managed to find out before they died, though it had only been a theory. The others have since seen this proven as fact.
People like Cross and Error, who were close to a spirit, happen to have a slight immunity buff, but if it won’t save them if they can’t keep calm. There’s also only a handful of people like that. Finch and Ink may be the only other ones.
Hacker and Bobby are probably high risk wuh oh
Xena is very high risk and Cross is trying very hard to help her work on that, but Xena doesn’t want to work on it. She doesn’t want to fight this thing! No one else can seem to convince her to at least try.
The radiance beasts are called ‘radibeasts’ (said like ‘ray-dee-I beasts’), and the corruption beasts are ‘negabeasts’. Totally did not base the radibeasts off of the Sin Eaters from FFXIV: Shadowbringers. Me? Never
None of the beasts are sentient. 
The radibeasts’ blood glows gold, and the negabeasts’ tend to glow purple, but not always. Similarly, the radibeasts tend to come mostly in white, yellow/gold, and sometimes orange, while the negabeasts’ can come in any number of colors. This is because radiance and positivity are gold, and while negativity is purple, corruption’s color somewhat depends on the user. At least in DS and other kai + frey involved AU/MVs
The radibeasts and negabeasts will go after each other at any and every opportunity. The only thing they want to kill more are humans, monsters, and Corvus and Orion.
The Maelstrom
The Maelstrom, after it absorbs the old Tree’s magic, is able to form tentacle-like appendages from its body, made of it’s super toxic corruption or radiance. That’s why Orion was mumbling about calamari and squid
The Maelstrom might be sentient, but it couldn’t understand its surroundings for a while. It can only sense emotions, positivity, negativity, radiance, and corruption. It didn’t know Corvus and Orion were statues, and then destroying them would destroy the magic it wanted.
The Maelstrom controls the beasts. It directs them to certain places or people during a fight, and can command them to ‘retrieve’ things, such as the statues of a couple of spirits
The Maelstrom also acts almost entirely on instinct. It seeks out strong sources of positive or negative emotions and takes it for itself, turning it into magic for itself. It has no real goal except to ‘survive’, and as it’s own magic is constantly warring against itself, it needs to consume large amounts of magic frequently. 
It would likely spread to another multiverse if given the chance. 
Due to the Maelstrom’s nature, the multiverse is actually sitting in a balance between positivity and negativity! Unfortunately that balance is still fucked up right now somehow.
The Maelstrom, oddly enough, will leave unusually strong spirits alone until it can find a source of the opposing magic. For example, Dream’s radiance might’ve been a tempting target, but it didn’t have an equally powerful source of negativity, so it didn’t go after him right away. If it knocks its own shit out of balance, that’s not going to be good for it! Or anyone else, with how powerful it’s gotten. If it becomes purely negative or positive the whole multiverse will probably crash and burn. So that’s a fun thought.
Origin story!
In Corvus and Orion’s universe, a very small settlement of priests lived near the Tree. They had decided to try to help protect it, as a tree with this sort of magic must surely be very important. Lots of people, human and monster, seem to want to take the apples, too. 
Two of those people have been hatching a plan for a while now. And while they’re working out how to distract the priests, not realizing that there’s a guardian spirit as well, the humans run into this little creature. A little impish dude. A trickster. A little bastard, if you will.
The imp had tried to steal apples from the Tree before, evading the priests but being chased off by the guardian with a few scratches. They’re not too happy with the spirit guarding the Tree, and decide to be a little bitch about it. The humans don’t know this, though. 
The imp, disguised as a regular monster, asks the humans what they’re up to, and goes “oh? You wanna steal the apples? Well, I tried that once. I failed, but I’ve been working on a way to deal with the spirit. I can help you, if you promise to share.”
The humans agree, not realizing that by ‘share’ the imp meant ‘give them all to me’, and they all make a plan. 
The imp has been painstakingly working on a weapon that can deal with the Tree’s guardian. An ornate magic dagger, which they refuse to show the humans until the time comes.
During a short lapse in the priests’ active watches, they attack. The imp goes for the spirit, only for her to jump out of the way. They wind up stabbing the Tree itself instead, and before they can pull it out the spirit kills them, their hand still clasped around the hilt of the dagger. That’s um. Not good for the spirit. 
The priests had heard a commotion and come running, and the humans are forced to flee, but the spirit’s fuuucked. The priests can’t seem to heal her. 
She tells them the Tree is going to need a new guardian, and they’re all like “yes, yes, we will steal their firstborn children.”
“That’s. Oddly specific. and kind of medieval. But whatever i guess, as long as they can protect the Tree.”
The spirit expires, and they begin looking for the two humans that attacked with that little imp fucker.
…It seems like there’s still a presence inside the Tree, though.
They study the imp’s dagger and learn about many of the enchantments on it, but do not notice that it was also very capable of transferring certain energies. Guess what little bastard in stuck inside the tree
The process caused them to lose a lot of themself, though, and they’re essentially asleep. Once they wake up…weird shit starts happening, eventually leading up to the Maelstrom’s ‘birth.’ Anything of the person it once was is gone, now. They paid a much bigger price for their greed than they could’ve known.
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mushlandsandbeyond · 2 years
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From Echino Mesa to Nuvola Rosa
Two young wizards talk to each other for the first time using stellar transmission, a practically defunct form of communication with magic-users.
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Perched on the roof of his home, Maristela fixed his gaze on the flickering stars. It was the dead of night. Beneath him, the sea gently licked and lapped at the fine sand while fish and squids weaved through coral like needles creating a new dress shirt. Sea pickles formed a soft glow in the ocean and created a more welcoming ocean, one that was not a dark void whenever nighttime fell.
This would be his twentieth time practicing stellar transmission, a practically defunct form of communication with magic-users. He came across it while he was studying in Starfish Valley's library. The notion that he might be the only one who knows about this excited and motivated him to continue learning it.
This time he's more confident in his abilities. He stared at one of the stars in the sky in front of him, focusing it until it was one of the only things left in his vision, then tapped his knee to write his first word.
[Salve!]
It was something he wrote last month, the first time he actually got it to work. There was no response, which was to be expected. Maristela didn't expect to get another response with this one, either, but it was fun regardle-
[What?]
One of the stars adjacent to the one he was focusing on flashed and wrote back. Maristela jumped and lost sight of it for a brief second before he went back to concentrate, tapping rapidly,
[What do you mean? I'm saying hello.]
He waited...
[Oh! Well, hello there! I didn't know someone else used stellar transmission.]
Maristela's eyebrows furrowed and he huffed, slightly frustrated that he wasn't the only one who learned it. But hey, two is better than one! This other person seemed to be adept at communicating given the length of their response.
[I didn't know either! I shall introduce myself. My name is Maristela Aphros.]
There was a pause on the other side. He worried a little and tapped on his knee.
[Hello?]
[sorry did you write aphros]
[Yes, why?]
Another delay.
[Wow! Your clan is super famous!]
[Oh really?]
[Yeah! I read about it when I was young, and then my mentor explained to me that the Cataclysm was real... So many wizards have chalked it up to be myth over the years, but it's mostly just the older wizards. Now that I think about it, it's hard to really read up on it, at least with the truth and not the mythcised version....
OK sorry! My name is Polaris Tang!]
Ah, great. Of course history only remembers the Cataclysm and not the other (and arguably cooler) facts of the Aphros clan.
[Polaris? That's a really nice name!]
[Thank you!
So, you're in Echino Mesa?]
[You know it. What about you?]
[I'm in Nuvola Rosa! Not to brag or anything, but I'm the apprentice of the Head Wizard!]
... Huh. Well, that explains a lot of things now. Maristela sank a little where he sat and felt like a little specimen waiting to be studied by someone in one of the most prominent cities of modern wizard culture.
[Wow, that's quite the position!]
[IKR! I'm going to become Head Wizard in only a few decades, it's kind of scary but I think I'll be a great leader! At least that's what Antony says. So, what about you? Are you also an apprentice?]
Better to be honest than lie about it.
[No. I just study by myself. Echino Mesa isn't what it was in its past haha]
[Oh, silly me. I forgot about that haha]
[Haha]
[Well Maristela, I have to go to bed. But we can talk tomorrow night, if you want!]
The young wizard smiled. 
[I’d love to. Goodnight, Polaris.]
[Goodnight Maristela!]
And with that, Maristela unfocused on the field of stars and he fell onto his back. His head was spinning like a wooden top and his vision blurred for a moment. He closed his eyes and managed to catch up in just a few minutes. The side effects were something he disregarded while studying, so this was another lesson in disguise.
He laughed and sat up, knowing he had made a friend from far away. This was just their little thing, so he will cherish it until the very end of their existence.
Maristela blinked and looked at the sea of colours before climbing back down. His soles made contact with the sand that gave way and he shuffled to the porch, where he cleaned up before entering the house quietly. He wrote down in his diary before passing out, dreaming of a faraway island floating hundreds of meters above the ocean.
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theaviskullguy · 2 years
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i dont see enough love for army coroika
so here's some (read, a lot) of my army headcanons
a lot of these are even more projection than my rider ones
tw for some religious mentions but there's only 2 and it's not too elaborated on
-He's non binary and transmasc, and uses he/it pronouns (mostly he/him). Someone called him they/them once and he panicked. he's also biromantic and demisexual
-LET 👏 ARMY 👏 SAY 👏 FUCK 👏. Let him swear without people making a big deal of it. People can be overly organized and still be "improper", and even "proper" people should be aloud to swear. In my headcanon, Army swears like a fucking sailor- just not when he's in public but not many of the gang swear in public. Though he did once stub his toe on a curb when he was wearing sandals and let out a legendary string of curses
-His accent is a mix of Scottish and British, mostly British, and he frequently uses British slang. When he gets mad, his accent slowly shifts to be more Scottish until he sounds like Demoman from TF2. Even Army doesn't know why this is but he thinks its hilarious
-THEATER KID
-fun fact i uh. i think i started somethin with that headcanon. ill tell the story if anyone's interested
-Also, he's a drag queen! The others dont know but. aloha has gone to some of his shows not knowing it was Army. His drag name is Vivien Von Fox. yes i came up with this on the spot. you come up with a better name for a theater kid drag queen who really likes foxes
-touch starved. this man has so many blankets that bury him like every night, and a boyfriend to hold him
-Has very, VERY bad religious trauma and anxiety in general. He's in therapy for it
-He has a big fear of needles so he takes T in gel form. He's also had top surgery!
-he and aloha are totally married
-He's never really had a good relationship with his dad (he was a mama's girl growing up though), so he is very clingy to Avi, the father figure of the S4. Avi has taught him things a normal dad would- how to tie a tie, how to use a grill, and he's also teaching Army how to bake, since Avi loves to bake and Army loves cooking in general
-He can actually handle spice really well unlike most Brits. The three things he can't handle are coffee, cheese, and chocolate, unless the chocolate is very dark. He will drink hot chocolate though, he quite likes that
-He's tried alcohol exactly once in his life-excluding communion wine. He has never drank it again
-Surprisingly, Army's a dog person. He had a yellow lab growing up and he adored her. He's always wanted a great dane or some other big dog that'd make him feel safe. But he also likes cats
-He's a bit pudgy and he's learning to accept it as he used to absolutely hate it
-he's covered in freckles!!!
-He's 1/4 firefly squid and 3/4 mimic octoling. Essentially, he looks fully octo, but the firefly squid in him make a few-not many- of his freckles glow
-He has a birthmark shaped like a bird on his stomach. He kinda likes it and has named it Aria
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mairen-marionette · 1 year
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[VIOLENTLY PSPSPSES AT YOU (affectionate)] MER AU THOUGHTS, GO, MASQUERADE, MIZU, AND/OR P I T
Okay so uh, firstly, I'm sorry it's taken forever for me to get to this. Secondly, I'm sorry that I don't really have much for this actually. I do think it's neat though, like actually. We need more stuff for this honestly.
I'm just going to try and focus on Masquerade Trio for this, really. Because I love them.
Okay, so like, Hubert and Billiam were two lone merfolk who happened to end up travelling together after hiding from some much bigger underwater predator- not a shark, that's overdone, I'm talking about like, a sea monster from legend or something.
The Egg is The Egg, underwater version- the vines are... can I steal some of the red kelp thing from you actually? Because that's neat. I am... hesitant to say anything involving tentacles, though I do think it would have those because it canonically can move under some circumstances. Oh! I got another idea- you know how the Egg damages people who try to hurt it? Mer AU egg has like, jellyfish stinger type stuff, maybe even like, something akin to electric eels perhaps.
Moon is still just some kid who Billiam, of course, accidentally kidnapped through circumstances, in this case those circumstances being a robbery gone wrong, like it was in canon. Gotta get that gold you know?
I also want to incorporate Minecraft stuff like squids, guardians, ship wrecks, glow squids, that kind of thing.
I really like ocean stuff actually, it's very neat and it's probably because I both live in a place with beautiful beaches and also watched a lot of ocean documentaries and whatever on Animal Planet when I was younger. Blue Planet my beloved <3
Anyhow, that's all I can think of for now. Hope you like it though!
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raccoon-the-third · 2 years
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apple, bread, fire, and bird :)
🍎(apple) preferred food to munch on in game?
i normally just go for anything i can get my hands on XD but i think bread and pumpkin pie are normally what i go for
🥖(bread) are you nice to villagers? Be honest!
i mostly just ignore them or take their crops but i put them back sometimes oh i also kidnap every cat that looks like jelly
🔥(fire) unpopular opinions? Anything you don’t like about the game you’ve been wanting to rant about?
i am still upset about glow squid and allay i just have a deep hatred for them they took all the cute shit from me like i could have had a little flower cow who would have had unique interactions with bees also the glare which is also just a really cute little guy who would be way more helpful than the allay i mean like would you rather have a mob that can pick one thing up for you in a loaded chunk or a mob that will tell you when it's too dark and hostile mobs will start to sawn ok i'll shut up now lol
🕊(bird) are you to be trusted with an elytra or are you going to fly face first into a wall? Are you good at parkour? Good at pvp?
i'm ok with elytra i only sometimes crash i'm tearable at parkour unless you count finding ways to get to the end without actually doing that parkour and i'm alright at pvp i'm still used to spam clicking although my biggest flex is killing my friend who had an iron axe with my bare hands so if that's good then i guess i am XD
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