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shima-draws · 1 month

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I’ve mentioned it before but I’m a fucking sucker for unhealthy dependent relationships. There’s just something about them that is so. Chef’s kiss 👌

Anyway I’m still thinking about how Law was so attached to Cora and was so traumatized by his death that he literally devoted thirteen YEARS of his life to revenge killing Doflamingo. Even though all Cora ever wanted was for Law to just be free and live his life happily. And Law spending all his time in a hateful revenge spiral is literally the exact OPPOSITE of what Cora wanted for him. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE. If the thirteen years of endless devotion to avenging his savior wasn’t enough Law 1. Named his pirate crew the Heart Pirates in honor of Cora, 2. Covered himself in permanent heart-themed tattoos in honor of Cora, and 3. Fashioned his Jolly Roger to be a mockery of Doflamingo’s and ALSO to honor Cora. Homie is a walking memorial for a man he only really knew for six months and again crafted the most intricate plan known to mankind to murder Cora’s killer. Because losing Cora fucked him up THAT much. Because even though Cora set him free, the moment Doflamingo shot him Law was chained to the memory of a man who no longer existed. Law literally fashioned his entire life down to his own appearance after Cora and it makes me so insane. I cannot even imagine what went through his head after Dressrosa I mean how do you move on after a thirteen year grudge is put to rest. What is he supposed to do now. Avenging Cora was literally his entire existence, his entire reason for living for half of his life. He needs therapy probably. If Cora somehow ever did come back to life Law would lose his fucking mind. The dependency is SO unhealthy and I am SO here for it

#Anyway this is not me promoting unhealthy relationships irl #If you are that dependent on someone that you can’t bear to live without them. Get help! Therapy!! Actually!!!#In fiction tho it is a wonderful treat. Haha yes I love to watch my faves suffer.#One Piece #Trafalgar Law #Donquixote Rosinante #Donquixote Doflamingo #Doflamingo #Cora #One Piece Cora #One Piece spoilers #Dressrosa #Shima speaks #I AM SO. HNNGHHH. I AM UNWELL. I probably also need therapy. LMAO #Oda why did you do this why did you kill Law’s dad (again)#Law: Feel like shit just want Cora-san back #Also I didn’t even get into how much Cora influenced Law’s life VS how his actual blood family influenced his life #Flevance was traumatic as FUCK and yet all of Law’s notable trademarks are still Cora-themed…#(Bc Cora saved him. Bc Cora gave him a reason to live after he thought he’d lost everything)#Slams my head into the wall and howls

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thelordofgifs · 10 months

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Obscure Tolkien Blorbo: Semifinal

Eldacar of Gondor vs One (1) Rivendell elf who sings tra-la-la-lally

Eldacar of Gondor:

The twenty-first King of Gondor, also known as Vinitharya. During his reign the conflict known as the Kin-strife occurred and he was forced from his throne for ten years.

The blorbo of all time actually. He’s the protagonist of one of the most interesting stories in the LoTR appendices, the Kin-strife, and everything about his life story is so fascinating! His father was the crown prince of Gondor and his mother was the princess of Rhovanion so not a Númenorean. As a result all the racist nobles of Gondor made noises about how Eldacar was of “lesser race” and wouldn’t live as long as a “true Dúnadan”. One of the most fascinating examples of fantasy racism in Tolkien’s works imo – the bigotry is awful but the bigots have a shield to hide behind! Obviously their concerns are actually valid because they just don’t want their king to die young! (Their concerns aren’t valid. But I think the worldbuilding here is great.) Anyway Eldacar was born in Rhovanion and given the birth-name Vinitharya, but when he returned to Gondor aged five he was obliged to take up the Quenya name Eldacar, presumably to pacify all the racists in Gondor. He’s the EMBODIMENT of mixed-race/immigrant child trauma my beloved. Eventually his father died and he ascended to the throne of Gondor, but then his shitty second cousin Castamir (all my homies hate Castamir he’s the worst) started the civil war known as the Kin-strife and usurped Eldacar’s throne. Eldacar was forced to flee north to Rhovanion but Castamir captured his eldest son Ornendil and had him cruelly put to death which is SO SAD. But Eldacar, being brave and resourceful and clever and extremely cool, put together an alliance with his mother’s kinsfolk in Rhovanion and after ten years reclaimed his throne, which turned out to be slightly easier than expected because Castamir was The Worst and all his subjects hated him. And Eldacar PERSONALLY fought and killed Castamir HIMSELF and AVENGED HIS SON which is extremely important when you consider all the cringefail elves in the legendarium whose quests for revenge didn’t really go anywhere at all. Then he lived to be 235 proving that all the idiot racists who were worried about his lifespan didn’t have any idea what they were talking about, as is par for the course with racists. Also the Kin-strife itself has such far-reaching consequences for the history of Gondor! The Corsairs of Umbar, Gondor’s long-standing enemies, are actually followers of the descendants of Castamir. And during the Usurpation of Castamir Osgiliath was sacked and burned, leading to the beginning of its decline as Gondor’s greatest city. Even though Eldacar’s story is, to me, ultimately hopeful, it’s also such a fascinating turning point in the history of Gondor. Also ALSO he’s explicitly surrounded by textual ghosts which is really fascinating. His father Valacar has “children” plural – so Eldacar had siblings!! What were they like? How did they react to it all? And his son Aldamir is described as Eldacar’s second son and third child, meaning that he had a daughter too. Who was she?? What happened to her? He’s such a blorbo and there’s so much interesting stuff to dig into around him and he has to win this entire tournament please please please❤️

One (1) Rivendell elf who sings tra-la-la-lally:

One of the Elves of Rivendell who sing tra-la-la-lally in The Hobbit.

This one specific elf sings tra la la lally with the rest but he is slightly off key and the other elves bully him for it

they’re SILLY!!! We need NEED more silly elves!! Like who are these weirdos just hanging out in the trees of Rivendell? Did they know the dwarves were coming and gather their friends to specifically climb those trees to sing nonsense at them? Do they just normally sit there and sing about every little thing they see? Is this a traditional Rivendell thing or are those elves just really strange? I’m obsessed with them they’re everything to me. Elves are oft portrayed as being Too Serious in this fandom and silly elves need rights too! Silly elf rights!!!!

Semifinals masterpost

#obscure tolkien blorbo #eldacar #I am on my knees begging you my boy has made it this far do NOT let him go out like this. VOTE ELDACAR.#queuevienen

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waterhorseyblues-ao3 · 2 years

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WHB’S Guide To The Loki (616) Comic Canon So You Don’t Have To Slog Through It Like I Did

The chaos, mischief and hijinks Loki gets up to in the Marvel comics run as long and complex as the Thor comics ever did, so for simplicity this starts at the Loki “rebirth” which is where Loki became more of an independent character with his own role to play in the ongoing 616 canon. I will make a separate post for “non-canon” and oneshots and generally good comic Loki content that isn’t part of this arc.

diclaimer: i am Very opinionated and also prone to hyperbolic language so i may insult a comic/arc that you like. it is important that you Deal With It and move on because i cannot and will not be swayed.

“Classic Loki” dies during the Siege (2009) arc, specifically Siege #4. I don’t recommend it as reading personally and if you’re not already reading Marvel, it’ll be confusing and boring to follow. Things to know: Loki cut a deal with Hela to have his name taken from the book of Hel. He caused some Issues and Problems that went way overboard and is killed in the battle.

BEGIN THE KID LOKI STORY:

Thor #617-#619 (2010) - Thor finds the reborn child-aged Loki in Paris using the name “Serrure” (”Lock” in Fench.). Generally recommend this for context reading and understanding Loki’s character “rebranding”

Journey into Mystery #622-645 (2011) - Sometimes referred to as Loki: Journey Into Mystery, this is the bulk of the Kid Loki storyline and spans several story arcs in the Marvel comics at the time. Heavily recommend for understanding of the rest of Loki’s character arc, as well as adorable Thor & Loki sibling stuff and Loki’s goofy little way of talking. The final issues of this storyline are necessary reading for every major Loki storyline after.

The Mighty Thor vol.2 (2011) - some of this happens in tandem to Journey into Mystery. If you’re not super into the Thor comics, this isn’t that important, but it helps inform the events of JiM while you’re reading it. There’s some good sibling stuff and Loki generally being a bit of a scamp, but there’s a lot going on that ties to other major Marvel story arcs at the time that can make this a bit confusing to read.

Fuck Exiled (2012) it doesn’t fucking matter.

Young Avengers (2013) - THE comic!!!! This is prime Kid Loki into Adult Loki content. This is where we got the contemporary Loki design from. This shits gay as hell, it’s full of friendship and drama and Loki shennanigans and I honestly cannot recommend this comic enough. If you never read another Marvel comic, read Young Avengers.

Loki: Agent of Asgard (2014) - OBVIOUSLY THIS ONE! Lots of people made the mistake of reading this on its own without understanding who Loki is in this comic. So much of Loki’s character development in this story hinges on the last issues of JiM. Read the others first THEN this, and you’ll thank me. This one has GORGEOUS art and completely re-shaped Loki’s character for the future Marvel comics. It also spans several major comic arcs at the time, so prepare for more external reading.

Avengers & X-Men: AXIS (2014) - This is a LOT to cope with if you’re not already into the comics, as it has a HUGE cast and a lot of major plots running at the same time. I honestly skimmed this just for bits of my fav characters. Loki appears on only a few, I believe #6-#8. Only read if you’re really interested in the context of the events in AoA.

Loki & Thor: Original Sin (2014) - I am holding this story arc in my hands. I am kissing it. This is PRIME fem!Loki content. This is ICONIC genderfluid Loki matrial. This is PURE fucked up dysfunctional Asgard-fam content. I love this comic series very much for it’s writing and artwork and beautiful moments and please don’t say a mean thing about it or I will cry.

More Loki content happens in Mighty Thor vol.3 (2016). I personally don’t think it’s relevant or necessary reading.

Fuck Vote Loki. Me and the homies hate Vote Loki. MCU will trick you and make you think Vote Loki might be good. It’s not.

The Infinity Quest arc doesn’t do anything useful for Loki imho. It’s one of the many comics in Loki’s current writing that feels like the writers haven’t read any of his previous arc.

Loki: Sorcerer Supreme (2017) - aka Doctor Strange #381-385. Imho the most wasted potential arc they’ve written so far. There’s like One nugget of very good Loki character content and the rest is just a huge waste of time. Would only recommend if you’re feeling comitted to reading as much of the Loki arc as you can.

Personally I think the entire Final Host arc is a complete misuse of Loki given his character development up until then and it simply doesn’t do anything for him.

Infinity Wars Prime (2018) - this is a bit of a Marmite arc. I think it’s setting up for Loki (2019) but it’s very tedious and bland and once again wastes the potential of the multiverse. Good only for ponytail Loki. It may be relevant in the future.

The War of the Realms (2019) - This has a LOT going on, but Loki’s part of this is very integral to how Loki is currently in the canon. This overlaps a little with Thor vol.5

Loki (2019) - This is.... Probably going to be relevant one day. It’s fun dialogue but honestly I truly do not care for this. It’s very slow paced and adds nothing to Loki’s character arc that AoA hadn’t already done. It’s a bit useful for understanding the way Loki has referred to himself since, but tbh... Meh.

Thor (2020) - This places Loki very much where he is Right Now in the canon and his current role. This is the point from which comics will pick up on his story arc, and also takes us back to the end of AoA.

Defenders (2022) - This picks up IMMEDIATELY after the final page of AoA. This is probably going to patch up a few of the issues I’ve had with previous story arcs, so I’m holding out! So far it is a banger.

#marvel #marvel comics #loki #comic loki #loki odinson #loki laufeyson #rambling #DM me for any extra info you want #i will talk your ear off about Loki

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tsuki-sennin · 10 months

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Keiwa's Fucking Pissed: The Episode

...yeah no notes that won't lead into explicit spoilers, I just really wanna know what kinda things our new form can do.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Sara-neesan has been well and truly fridged, Neon-chan.

-...course, there's the possibility that Daichi might use her body as fuel for the Jyamato, but-

-Buffa's got the biggest target on his back right now.

-Ohhhhhh, you know it's serious when the sting hits.

-I find it rather interesting that Na-Go's still in the intro. ...that almost certainly means she's coming back.

-"Fossil people" OKAY-

-"I want to see my boy succeed." Just so you know Kekera, in my mind that includes you going like 500 feet into the air and falling rapidly.

-Daichi's really into the role of supervillain, good for him.

-Oh okay, regular Magnum!

-Stage 2.

-I see Ace still views her as simply "Na-Go".

-Fighting for everybody's happiness. That's Geats-P's ideal game.

-I also very much appreciate him asking Tsumuri what she wants.

-Fuck Management, all my homies hate Management.

-How'd you even get in here, Kekera?

-"So, everyone else means nothing to you, huh? :<" FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU-

-Great job Shundo-san <33

-"Y'know... there is a way."

-Buffa's now haunted.

-Hello, Kousei. You son of a bitch.

-Yeah, you lost, man. End of story.

-Really that far gone, huh, old man?

-Shinji Kasahara's never lost his edge.

-Man...

-Loveless, huh? Wonder if Genesis is around?

-Tsumuri-neesan got new drip.

-...I don't know whether it'd be funnier to let Ace's fanclub draw their own conclusions or tell them that their super cool oshi has a soft-spot for his oneesan.

-"Waaaaait! ...I can't afford these...!"

-Jitto's got a stick.

-Punkjack with the save.

-Lots of untransformed fights this season.

-"Oh, hey Tycoon. Where'd you come from?"

-Someone with even stronger desire- Ohhhhh, he means Keiwa.

-Speaking of whom...

-Man...

-...ohhhhh, this is... fascinating.

-Keiwa's taking a huge step forward into terrifying territory.

-Tree Faces

-Oh I see

-Daichi's been counting on them killing the Stage 2s from the start.

-Tycoon takes the stage.

-"Regret, now justification?"

-There it is.

-The big boy buckle.

-For as much as Keiwa condemed the Goddess of Creation, he sure was easily convinced to get her power to do something for him.

-That's not a knock against his writing at all, I think it's rather genius. Even the most important principle hits a limit when desperation hits its peak.

-Set! Avenge!

-Black General! Bujin Sword!

-Ready? Fiiiiiight!

-That's a whole new tone from the announcer.

-...that's a Real-Ass Goddamn Sword.

-There's no flash or gimmick in Keiwa's fighting style here, this man is just straight up out for blood.

-Bujin Sword Strike!

-Bujin Sword Victory!

-"It's just Tycoon. Always was."

-Oh, those're DGP Premium benefits huh?

-Well, somebody's dying next episode to the Shogun.

#kamen rider #kamen rider geats #geats #geats spoilers #kr geats #the world's next round: trick shot of desire for the grand victory

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moriartythree · 1 year

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currently thinking about the pure unbridled potential the song of achilles has as a film.

(i have been thinking about this all day) (it needs to be an independent film) (preferably produced and distributed by either neon or A24) (it would be 3-4 hours long art film) (don't look at me like i'm crazy okay avengers endgame was 3 hours and y'all ate that up) (needs to be shot in greece and cinematography would be otherworldly - think interstellar level of consideration) (sun motif in cinematography especially sunrise and set) (it's cliche but TRUST ME) (the score needs to be insane. definitely not by hans zimmer tbh but definitely reminiscent of his work. no synth and needs to have the Iyre as a musical motif) (THERE IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANY STANDARD POP/VOCAL SONGS IN THE SOUNDTRACK) (the only exception is maybe for the end credits) (casting for the main duo needs to be non-celebrity figures) (if i see one more person trying to fan cast timothee chalamet as patroclus i will [redacted]) (it NEEDS to be a cinematic release before it is available for streaming. i'm so serious about this it's not funny the difference between watching films on your laptop vs the big screen…. it's important to me ok) (script needs to emphasise action rather than dialogue) (not too much creative liberty in terms of the plot. needs to be more than just "inspired" by the book) (creative liberty can come in the form of visuals instead) (BUT small things should be added. not plot points, exactly, but small actions or interactions that showcase the depth of characters' relationships - in compensation for the lack of character's internal monologue that you naturally get when you transfer from literature to film)

(once again, needs to be an independent film. this is EXTREMELY important. it needs to be made with passion at the forefront NOT profit or it will be a failure of an adaption. i do not trust the capital-focused film companies) (me and my homies hate the mass production of shitty films that are guaranteed to do well because it has a famous brand slapped on it)

also please consider… achilles come down by gang of youths for the end credits (or, preferably, a new song by them or similar to it written more specifically for the content of the story)

(blaming this song for this entire rant tbh because the only reason i started thinking about all this was because on the drive to work this morning it came on and suddenly i was so Normal and Sane)

#i would give anything to be on the directing team of this film ngl #i know i sound crazy but hear me out it could be a moment #the song of achilles #achilles #tsoa achilles #achilles x patroclus #patroclus #tsoa #film #film adaptation #books #book to movie

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hawkzeyes · 1 year

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can be both

Honestly, I’m chronically bad at keeping up with present day newer things. I read some of AXE Judgement Day but someone spoiled day of release a HUGE character death and that really stung and I haven’t really slipped back into it. I snagged the Avengers Judgement Day because I wanted to see if Clint passed the judgement (he did. Snarky little shit I love him) but other than that I’m generally nose stuck in older comics 😭 NOT because I think anything new is bad but because I’m horrible at following events and sometimes stuff gets muddled in my head and some of these comic titles make no sense to me. I have to take a day to sit down and commit to it to understand wth they want me to grasp…. Also I’m chronically nostalgic so unless it’s got a fav you probs won’t catch me reading something entirely too new (I’ll always support favs trying to get ongoings by pre-ordering and sharing info tho)

Also if you mean like mutant power scaling it’s not necessarily bad. I think it makes things interesting but I’m always wary of power scaling things because that’s when we get toxic losers who think the only thing good about a character is their power levels and we lose touch with what actually matters, the character themself and their stories and messages.

For like a/b/o I don’t really have an opinion? Like if it’s in a fic I’m reading sure ok. I don’t actively search for it. I don’t hate it but it’s not a fav trope so it’s just kind of there in the fandom community for me but I’m glad other people can find joy in it! If a friend writes it I’ll read it cause I’ll always support the homies 🫶💜

#hawkzeyes #anonymous

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daisysgardenthoughts · 2 years

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Who killed HipHop?

Recently Cardi B spoke during a livestream about the lack of “club music” being played in the club, and instead of songs made with the intention to party and have fun, it is instead filled with “depressing music and saying, “they all wanna die”. Whether she is referring to emo rap or street rap we can unfortunately agree that in recent years there has been a wave of rappers rapping about death in one way or another. We went from rappers like Juice wrld and xxxtentacion rapping about their declining mental health and need to self-medicate, to rappers like lil Durk and NBA YoungBoy rapping about street violence and their unending cycle of retaliation for their “dead homies”. One thing both have in common is an overarching theme of depression on a lively beat.

Growing up in the south in the 2000s most of the rap I heard was party music, listening to rappers like Trick daddy, Plies, Ludacris, and the Ying Yang twins, you could see that outside of a “thug holiday” and “100 years” the music I actively listened to were club songs. Songs that made you want to “throw it back” but now as a woman in her early twenties most of those songs are one, made by women like Cardi B, Megan thee stallion, and the City girls, and two ridiculed for not being “real rap”. When I think about all of the “hottest rappers” now they are pretty much all street rap. Which makes me question, why are they so popular?

I believe it is because a lot of people only like music that perpetuates aesthetics that feature a lifestyle they want to live but don’t for one reason or another. Like the great Andre 3000 once famously said “y’all don’t wanna hear me, you just wanna dance”. Look at albums by popular rappers that “flopped” to see how it’s a true statement. Two years after releasing what non cole fans dubbed as the “best cole album” 2014 Forest Hills Drive, J. cole released 4 Your Eyes Only. This album featured slow melodies with thought provoking and heartfelt/ sincere lyrics, and it was seen by casual cole fans as the worst album ever and coles “fall off”, while also saying it didn’t have that signature “cole sound”. What I think made them hate it so much, no trap beat. The most streamed song from 2014 FHD was “No Role Modelz” with over a billion streams, the next with 700 million is “Wet Dreamz” and “G.O.M.D” with over 400 million. While the other songs have somewhere between 40 to 200 million, you can tell when people go to the album they only want to hear the “lit” songs. Even J. cole himself knew, in the song “G.O.M.D” during the second verse he says “this is the part that the thugs skip” before talking about the love he’s never felt before.

You could also see this in the height of the “clout rap/ soundcloud rap” era, where it felt like all of these “lil” whatevers were popping up out of nowhere to rap about how sad they were and their drug codependency. Once their audiences grew out of their “xanny” phase these rappers, if they hadn’t overdosed yet, watched as they were discarded by casual rap fans for the next trendy rap style, which was street rap. But these cycles will always continue. A style of rap will become mainstream, people who don’t lose anything from these dangerous lifestyles will instigate (see random people in lil durks comments telling him to avenge king von or a fan giving lil peep drugs that would ultimately kill him), and when something unfortunate happens like prison or worse death. These fans are able to move on because they realistically lost nothing. Personally, I believe this is also why R&B is “dead”. Artist singing about pain in strife to a beat that would force you to listen to the lyrics, people hate that. When you sit back and listen to these songs, they’re sad.

Another rapper relentlessly criticized for his change in sound is Chance the rapper, who has “fans” saying things like they miss when he was on drugs because “his music was better”. To any normal person seeing someone sober, alive and happy, would be celebrated, but not within art. There was a popular post on tumblr about Van Gogh that said ““if van gogh had antidepressants, we wouldn’t have his artwo-” we’d have a lot more of his work, karen, and who the f**k cares about what we get from him he deserved to be well, karen”. This quote really hits my point home, fans have removed the rappers from their humanity. They see them as objects for their viewing pleasure and that’s it. If they die or get locked up, it means nothing to them to move on to the next rapper and the rapper after that. So, no I don’t blame the rappers for using art as a medium to speak about their struggles and their lives, I blame casual viewers who use their pain to get their fill of drama or material to cosplay.

Fans killed hip hop.

#hip hop #mainstream rap #j. cole #nba youngboy #street rap #emo rap #xxxtentacion #juice wrld #rap music

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8bitluck · 3 years

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IN DEFENSE OF HELMUT ZEMO: I would also be pretty pissed if my military squad was called in to defend sokovia then promptly have my entire country destroyed and my entire family die. Oh and not to mention, the fact the Avengers just walked away from it and got to go home to whatever family and place they had. like yes, your honor, he may technically be a terrorist...But he was well motivated

#zemo #helmut zemo #baron zemo #bucky barnes #the avengers #avengers #marvel #sokovia #zemo apologist #Zemo deserved better #like yes #he commited war crimes and framed bucky #however #I do not blame him #I also hate the avengers homie #you arent alone #this is obviously a joke #zemo is still a terrorist

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colorfulbaobab · 3 years

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in which i realise i have sex/relationship history headcanons about most of the avengers (mostly mcu-compliant, or rather, doesn’t omit events)

nat: i’ve read an ace!natasha headcanon somewhere and i’m a changed gal. can she get it? YES. does she want to? naah. she knows sexual attraction and can weaponize it to perfection but it’s more of a detached observation kinda thing. i think she is not aromantic but maybe demi? reading her relationship to clint or steve or yelena romantically doesn’t bother me. ok i am omitting one thing natbruce can die

sam: he is the normal one™ out of the bunch, so first relationship/had sex in high school. then there is riley. after that he is kinda hesistant about commitment and mostly stuck to one night stands but still makes breakfast the morning after if his partner wants to stick around. bi king. i love you sam <3 i think bucky does too

bucky: i can see him sex-positive in the 40s with his ladies. probably scandalized the hell out of his mom and steve. so what if he likes men too and has a big crush on steve?? it’s not like he’s ever gonna act on it. anyways, is pretty excited that homophobia’s less of an issue in the present. but he has a ton of issues™ and mourning steve and is kinda self-concious about his metal arm, so i love what they did in tfatws. him checking out online dating but then bailing out of a date is exactly how i picture him mentally.

steve: hear me out, this man was totally a virgin before he decided to fuck with timelines. pre-serum he wanted to fall in love first. then he was mourning peggy and was busy saving the world. yes, nat was his first kiss after the 40s. post-aou he buried himself in new avengers work. i don’t think anything happened with sharon beyond that one infamous kiss. unfortunately straight. he’s aware of bucky’s gigantic crush on him and is lowkey homophobic about it.

clint: mcu didn’t give me human disaster clint but they can pry the wild 20s clint headcanon from my cold dead hands. i see clint in a bunch of legal/bordeline legal/illegal jobs when he was young, livin fast and all that jazz. so it’s kind of a miracle he got to his 30s STD-free. def bi, i don’t believe anyone using a bow is straight. he is happily married for a while now.

wanda: pre-avengers she def had sex, but i don’t see her in a relationship. too obsessed with revenge. this makes vision her first boyfriend which is too cute and entirely tragic.

vision: can a vibranium synthezoid have sex? dunno. they had a pretty good thing goin on with wanda tho hahaha im not ok thank you for asking :’)

pietro: insert speedster innuendo of your choice. sorry didn’t think much about him tbh

tony: everything’s in the tabloids go read if you want

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ahh-chris · 3 years

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Sorry to all you Loki stans out there but there isn’t a character I hate more than Loki. He’s a bitch, I hate him.

#I fucking hate Loki #loki #loki laufeyson #loki is a little bitch and not in a good way #we should seriously talk about this #there’s no way EVERYONE likes him #he’s a piece of shit #I hate him #all the homies hate Loki Laufeyson #I also don’t really like Tom hiddleston #he’s not even that hot #he’s not even hot #all he’s good for is dying and giving Thor more trauma #marvel #avengers #characters I hate #I wanna punch that little shit in the face so hard #fuck him

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baloobird · 5 years

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It just hit me

Doctor Strange knew that Tony was going to die and idk how I feel about this....

#i get that it was the only way to win #and he couldn't tell tony #or it would fuck with the outcome #but.......#*siiiiiiiiiiigh*#gonna go cry now peace out homies #endgame spoilers #avengers endame spoilers #a4 spoilers #avengers 4 spoilers #as i was typing tags #i realized that he also knew that nat was gonna die #i hate everything #🙃

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itsallyscorner · 3 years

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Teaming Up with Sam and Bucky ft Zemo

Pairing: FEM!Reader; Bucky Barnes x reader, Sam Wilson x reader; platonic(?), let’s throw in some Zemo x reader

Summary: What it would be like to team up with our favorite duo. Takes place during TFATWS.

Warnings: none, TFATWS SPOILERS. Lowkey a mess :D

A/n: Ever since TFATWS came out I’ve been reminded of how much I love Bucky and Sam. Also I have a new found love for Zemo. I’ve just been so obsessed with this series and I’ve been reading so many fics about it, so I decided to finally write my own :) Enjoy my loves❤️

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You’re basically working with a bunch of children.

The children mostly being Sam and Bucky, though Zemo does have his moments once he joins you three.

You’ve known dumb and dumber for a few years now, being part of the Avengers, you’ve worked with Sam on multiple missions. The friendship blooming somewhere in between.

You were also close friends with Steve; when he first came out the ice, you were assigned to help him adjust to the modern world by Fury. He would tell you a bunch of stories of him and Bucky running into trouble or Bucky always saving his ass whenever he was getting beaten up.

Eventually, you finally got to meet Bucky, though he wasn’t Bucky, he was the Winter Soldier. Your introduction to each other was quite memorable to say the least.

He choked you with that metal arm of his and for a split second you swore you might’ve found it attractive—till he threw your body against a car.

You sided with Cap during the accords and helped him protect Bucky. When that whole mess was over, Steve asked you to stay with Bucky in Wakanda to make sure he would be safe.

You were the first person to have some kind of bond with Bucky. Before and after he was freed from Hydra’s hold on him, you were always someone he knew he could trust.

When Steve told you what he was going to do while retuning the stones he told you to watch over them.

“Promise me you’ll keep an eye on Buck and Sam?” He asked you, sitting on the edge of your bed. He had snuck into your room late at night, knowing you were wide awake.

You squeezed his hand reassuringly, a lazy smile on your lips, “They don’t need me, I’m sure they’re capable of surviving on their own.” Steve breathes out a laugh and shakes his head, “You’d be surprised.”

“But seriously, (y/n), they need you. You know how they get when they’re together. You’re the only person in the world who knows how to deal with the both of them at the same time.” Steve reasons, his baby blues sparkling in the darkness of the guest room of Tony’s lake house.

“Make sure they’re not on the verge of killing each other or running into too much trouble?” You tiredly nod, sleep slowly consuming your body. “I promise, they’re gonna be alright, Steve.”

Sometimes you found yourself looking up at the sky, cursing at it—or Steve—for leaving you with two of the most childish and stubborn men you’ve ever known in your life.

You were like the mother of the group; breaking up fights, making sure they skipped no meals, patching up their boo-boos, etc.

“Will you stop staring at me?” Sam snapped, tossing his goggles onto the seat beside him to glare at Bucky.

“I’m not staring at you.” Bucky remarked from across Sam. His flesh and metal arm crossing with each other as he stared at Sam challengingly.

“Yes, you are. Your eyes are connecting with mine. You’re literally staring at me right now!” Sam pointed out, to which Bucky rolled his eyes at.

“Because I’m talking to you, genius. I wasn’t staring at you.” Bucky quipped.

“Yes you were!”

“No I wasn’t!”

This continued till they were sick of bickering with each other, finally yelling out your name for help.

The arguments were straight up petty. Bucky wouldn’t admit it, but he was the pettiest.

Exhibit 1: “LoOKiNG StrONg jOHn!”

Like seriously? Bucky’s the pettiest bitch, nobody can tell me otherwise.

You and Sam would definitely find it amusing how Bucky doesn’t trust Redwing.

Obviously, you all despise John Walker. Just the thought of him left a bad taste in your mouth.

He was like a fly that you all couldn’t get rid of. But because you were all painfully patient people—mostly you and Sam—you had to deal with his bullshit despite the way he annoyed you all.

Totally loosing your shit when Bucky helps Zemo break himself out of prison.

“Please tell me you didn’t do what I think you did.” You groaned, fingers pinching the bridge of your nose together.

Bucky looks at you with feign innocence; his mouth agape and puppy eyes. “I—didn’t do...anything(?).”

“You helped Zemo break out of prison didn’t you?” You crossed your arms at him, hip jutting out. As if on cue, Sokovian sugar daddy walks into the abandoned garage you were all in.

Before you can explode on him, Bucky tried to calm you down, “Wait, I technically didn’t do anything though! It was his plan!”

Zemo definitely lives up to being the ✨Sokovian Sugar Daddy✨ of your dysfunctional group.

I think you’d all be surprised at how rich he was. The amount of connections he had wasn’t that big of a shocker.

No like seriously, homie was pulling all sorts of shit out his ass; cars, private planes, houses in different countries, etc.

You all had a love hate relationship with Zemo. On days when he was actually helpful, you all got a long. On the days when things got horribly messy, Zemo couldn’t even let a word out since Sam would tell him to “shut up”.

Though that still doesn’t excuse the fact that he got the Avengers to spilt up and go against each other.

When you guys are all hiding out in one of Zemo’s apartments or homes, you would probably cook breakfast, lunch, or dinner for everyone.

They actually loved it when you cooked because it made the atmosphere feel a bit homey and calm compared to the current situation you were all in.

You were the person they can all go to. You were easy to talk to, making it easier for them to open up to you.

You always checked in on them mentally and physically. For example, you knew Sam felt guilty about giving up the shield, but Bucky never made him forget about his choice. You were there to reassure him that he thought he was doing the right thing and didn’t know the hidden agenda of the government.

You were like their on the go therapist, babysitter, and partner.

Sometimes Bucky and Sam would even argue for your attention.

“Can you stop hogging (y/n) please? Her ears might fall off from hearing you yap all day.” Bucky said as he gently took your arm and dragged you away from Sam.

“You literally spent the whole day with her yesterday, you’re the one who needs to stop hogging (y/n).” Sam argued, grabbing onto your other arm.

“I didn’t get to spend time with (y/n).” Zemo mentioned from his seat in the kitchen, a glass of whisky in his hand. Bucky simply turned to him and pointed, “NO!”

Honestly what’s a friendship with Bucky and Sam without some harmless flirting. They weren’t gonna lie, you were gorgeous, the most attractive one out of the group.

When you guys had to go undercover at Madripoor, both times with Zemo and Sharon, you had to wear dresses that were a bit revealing. Maybe your chest was a bit shown, but the dress definitely showed off your legs.

“So what do you guys think?” You stopped at the bottom of the stairs of Sharon’s apartment, doing a little spin to show off your outfit.

Both Bucky and Sam’s jaws drop, Zemo probably nodding in approval in the corner.

You can’t forget about the nicknames: maybe doll, sweetheart, or darlin’ from Bucky and the typical Louisiana Cher from Sammy.

While fighting against the Flag Smashers or anyone in general, you guys always had each other’s back.

You could directly be fighting someone, but you’ll naturally have an eye on Sam and Bucky to make sure nobody was sneaking up on them.

It’s a given that you all patch each other up after some fight.

You were all very protective of each other. If there’s one thing Sam and Bucky can agree on, it’s their instinct to protect you.

Like how you kept an eye on them, they also kept their eyes on you. Even though they knew you could hold your own.

“Could you walk?” Sam asked you as you laid on the concrete floor. You were double teamed by a couple of Flag Smashers. Two super soldiers against a normal person, you totally got your ass handed to you.

You pushed yourself up to rest on your elbows, “I’m fine, just got dropped kicked twice, but I’ll be fine.”

Sam smiled at you, “That’s my girl.”

Though the two can be a handful and argue almost every minute, you loved the both of them tremendously. You wouldn’t have it any other way.

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thelordofgifs · 10 months

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Obscure Tolkien Blorbo: Quarterfinal

Urwen vs Eldacar of Gondor

Urwen:

Also known as Lalaith, she was the elder daughter of Húrin and Morwen and died age three of the Evil Breath from Angband.

MY SWEET LAUGHING DAUGHTER SHE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER

In response to her death, Hurin says this "Marrer of Middle-earth, would that I might see you face to face, and mar you as my lord Fingolfin did!' His love and subsequent loss of her is definitely a motivator, I think, for his later valiant defiance of Morgoth! So she may have died young but she had a big impact. (I mean if we want to apply the butterfly effect she kinda caused the fall of Nargothrond: motivated Hurin to deny Morgoth, got Turin cursed to give really bad advice about bridges, no more Nargothrond. How many 3 year olds could claim that? Also more seriously, a lot of the deaths in the Silm are violent and awful. But we little of mundane, quiet deaths from sickness. A young child dying in this way stands out in its more realist tragedy. And it shows the subtler ways Morgoth sowed despair in middle earth and also that he knew the Edain were a threat. The 'evil breath' mostly killed 'the children or the rising youth in the houses of Men.'

Eldacar of Gondor:

The twenty-first King of Gondor, also known as Vinitharya. During his reign the conflict known as the Kin-strife occurred and he was forced from his throne for ten years.

Quarterfinals masterpost

#obscure tolkien blorbo #urwen #eldacar #hi um this may come as a surprise but. it would mean a lot to me if you voted eldacar <3 #queuevienen

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starker1975 · 2 years

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Stephen Strange could play around with an apple and make it rot and go back to fresh and unbitten. They tryna tell me he couldn't have done the same glowy time-turning thing for Tony Stark as he was dying of his injuries? Enough so he could be saved? Also the whole team hand-holding thing in Guardians Of The Galaxy, why didn't they try that? People give me the excuse that Quill was a half-god at the time and I'm like ??? Thor is a God! On the Avengers team they also had The Hulk, not one but two fecken super soldiers, A mighty powerful Spider-Man, Dr. Strange and his magic buddies, The Scarlet witch, and mutherfucken Captain Marvel?! They couldn't have done the same thing to save Tony? To stand together in that epic battle against Thanos and his homies? Why were the rUsSos so willing to kill RDJ off, he was like one of the best things in the entire MCU. They could have thought something up to save him if they wanted to. Also I'm PMS:ing hard and I just get so upset sometimes with how they let go of Tony in such a way. Sorry, I just had to vent! ^_^

I think you’re completely right. I even had a seven paragraph rant typed out explaining why; I backspaced it all since it was long winded, but it all lead up to the conclusion that Tony died and sacrificed everything for nothing—for people who didn’t deserve or appreciate it. Not because he had to die, but because they wanted him dead. I went over a few key moments in the MCU where his unfair treatment is revealed, but here are two main ones:

In the beginning, he was originally rejected from the Avengers, and proceeded to save everybody in the battle of NY. Then, Steve Rogers still had his name go first on the memorial placard even though he barely did anything.

And in the end, they cut the scene on the endgame battlefield where every single hero took a knee to honour Tony. (I guess we should be grateful he got a funeral since Natasha got fuck all too. Easy to see who the writers’ favourites are.)

All that to show that he’s disrespected by writers and therefore the other characters themselves. Nothing he did was ever good enough for anybody, and he was consistently written off as an irredeemable douche. They gave him his happy ending and took it away. 😃 (although I would argue over whether an ending with Pepper was ideal since she mostly complained and rejected his identity for their entire relationship—again, a writer issue bc they tend to make women discontent nags. But still.)

I don’t know. It’s just depressing really. Tony didn’t have to die and he shouldn’t have. I mean…he’s iconic and a badass, so him dying while making the ultimate sacrifice and then getting a statue and documentary etc. is an excellent fuck-you to his doubters/enemies. But of course, it’s not as effective as it should be because people STILL talk about shit his pre-IM1 character, and Beck and his minions came for the barf glasses in FFH because they couldn’t let him rest. (Not to mention Toomes in Homecoming was anti Tony too as if he caused the Battle of NY—they even make Spider-Man villains be villains of Tony they hate him so much.) (even the Iron Man trilogy villains aren’t bad people Tony decided to stop himself, they were specifically people who HATED TONY. Stane and Hammer out of jealousy etc., Vanko for something Howard did to his dad, and Killian bc Tony was mean to him once.)

And that’s all just canon bullshit. Don’t get me started on the MCU fandom. I once saw a tik tok where someone criticized the new Captain America bc his intro on the football field with the marching band was too similar to Iron Man and his cheerleaders in IM2, meanwhile Steve Rogers used to have dancers and a play while he toured the front lines??? Like out of all the reasons this fool could’ve criticized John Walker, he chose to compare his MARCHING BAND INTRO to Tony’s Expo cheerleaders. Like what a fucking reach!!! (Meanwhile golden boy Steve can do whatever he wants and still be worthy of mjolnir) That’s how much people hate him lmao. Our king should’ve just snapped Peter back and let everyone else rot.

OOPS I turned it into a long answer again. Hahahaha. Anyways. Fuck anyone who isn’t Tony Stark. That’s my point.

#ask #tony stark #of course this is an exaggeration #I’m glad the fallen were snapped back #but they’re on thin ice

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peterbparkerth · 3 years

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My Experience Shifting to MCU Part 1 it’s really long sorry

Okay the first time I shifted was in January so I will summarise what happened till now.

Steve gives the best piggy backs rides, he’s also gay and loves Bucky but when Bucky and I got together he moved on. Steve is also the one who introduced me to everyone. He makes great pancakes and has the infinity war beard. He’s also very good in training and god his body 😏

Tony on the other hand loves Peter like his own son 🥺🥺. I annoy him a lot by either stealing his suits or by pranking him with Loki. He is exactly like what you think he would be but he is also hella caring

Natasha is so scary at first but I made her get used to me and my pranks and stuff, she has so much love for Bruce and vice versa. She also becomes my training partner when Steve isn’t around. And she gives best life advice. Also her combat skills 😍

Bruce Banner is always at the lab and if not then he is fonduing with Nat 👀. And if that’s not the case he’s helping Tony and Peter. I haven’t interacted with him that much.

Peter Parker! This boy is so not what y’all think (well maybe in only in my DR he is like this). He is so kinky and naughty, boi I don’t know how can he be so innocent around others. Yes he and I dated at one point, but we broke up cause of some drama(he hugged MJ the way he hugs me and wouldn’t apologise to me), he is so caring and possessive like boi he won’t leave you alone at all and boy cuddles and kisses with him🥺🥺 i fondued with him first 😏. He also did some dances with Scott Lang and Peter quill 😭(if you want the whole relationship story of Parker and I let me know, it’s kinda adorable and kinda naughty) he still loves me and I do too but

I’m dating Bucky Barnes now 😏 okay so this dude was in love with me way before Peter and I dated and he had kissed me when the rest of the avengers and I played truth and dare, he made Peter so angry that Peter fondued with me😏. Oh god and his hands 🥺. (Now I will type down how Bucky and I got together and what are relationship is like now).

Okay so we got together when Bucky was sitting with Sam and I came up to Bucky with sad face since Peter broke up with me and I hugged Bucky and told him everything that happened And buck was like “be with me if I make you feel happy” so I kissed him And then we got together .so when I shifted again I walked out of my room and Bucky was like “doll I have been searching for you everywhere I thought something happened to you” and he looked at me like 🥺.I gave him a kiss and he was like “oof! Doll I have missed that”🙈.Bucky and I also 👉🏻👌🏻we went on a mission and I was partnered with Nat and when we came back I went to injured Bucky and tried to give him aid and I took him to my room and while I was aiding him he looked at me and leaned in and gave me such a passionate kiss 🥺🥺🥺.So I sat on his lap and said “I’m ready to give you my heart” .And he looked at me like “Are you sure sweet cheeks?” And I nodded so he then placed me on the bed and locked the door.And then he took of his shirt, left the metal arm on since I told him to.And then he got next to me and then slowly took of my clothes.He then laid me under him and kissed me first then my neck.And then went down on me first.He was so careful not to hurt me. Omg when I told him I love him 😭.He looked like a lost kitten that just found his home.Anyway the day after I and Bucky had fondued I woke up and made him breakfast only to have him hug me from behind and hum a song in my ear I was like “Bucky what are you doing” and he said “serenading my girl” and Wanda coughed and we turned around to see everyone look at us and Peter looked so heartbroken that he pulled me in to a room .And tbh he said “so you’re with Bucky now? The same one I told you to say away..” he said some other rude stuff (Peter was heart broken) making me cry so Bucky came and stood in front of Peter and said “if you make my girl cry ever again, I swear I’ll take her to another apartment building and marry her right in front of you making you hate yourself for eternity” and I looked at him like 🥵👀.Bucky and I kiss all the time making Tony say “stop snogging each other and listen to the mission updates”.Once John called me to meet him alone in a place so I went and I didn’t know Bucky was following me secretly so when I got there John Walker kissed me after a while of talking and Bucky was like “so you came here for kissing another guy” and I looked at him and kept repeating the truth and Bucky said “he knows the truth” and he starts beating up Walker .While he was beating up John I got kidnapped by hydra and when Bucky heard me screaming he ran towards the vehicle I was in but he was too late.I was taken to hydra’s secret place and tortured there and when the avengers came to find me Peter found me first and was like “what the hell darling, you’re okay I’m here, everyone’s here for you” and took me out of constrains only to get kissed by me just then Bucky saw me and looked so heart broken but I ran to him to tell him that I choose him but he said that till he doesn’t sort out this hydra situation he has to go away. And I looked at him like “ I want to come with you”.I said “don’t break my heart like Peter did, I don’t know why I kissed him, I just want to be with you, you make me so happy and so loved, please don’t break up with me, with you i feel alive” and I cried as I said this,He pushed me against the wall and said that he will never break up with me but He need to make sure I’m giving this relationship my everything and I looked at him and kissed him with so much love and passion that showing him how vulnerable I am with him .The way he looked at me when I got really vulnerable with him and the way his held my cheek with his real hand as I did him 🥺 The way he said “I would do anything for you doll” 😭 (these things happened just recently so I will keep you guys updated if you want me to)

Wanda Maximoff and Vision along with Tommy and Billy. Yes they all are alive and together in my DR!. Wanda is so sweet and just a momma bear🥺 she is the first one to know about the drama and tea that happens to me and I’m like her younger sister 😭. She is such a great wife and mother and I’m so proud of her she treats everyone with yummy food every lunch time. Vision on the other hand is annoying af because he keeps asking me if I fondued with Peter or Bucky so I warn Wanda to tell him to shut up about it. Their kids play with me and Pietro so much

Pietro Maximoff is such a flirt but he doesn’t go that far because I tell Wanda to keep him in check as well, he’s also really fast obviously and boi training with him is fun and how he and I along with Loki prank Bucky 😂😂😂😂. Boi I need to spend more time with him too

Loki is my homie, my best friend and my partner in crime!. He took to me Asgard and the way I greeted Odin made Loki laugh so bad 😂. He gives me the best prank ideas and also always tried to keep me away from Peter and Bucky at first. He also always get thrown away by Tony I have no idea why but Thor brings him back to the compound. He’s so caring towards me and tbh I tried kissing him once he said “no thanks, I’d rather kiss a corpse” 👁👄👁.

Thor is exactly like that in the gif, goofy and so hilarious like oh god if humor was a person Thor would be it. He is soft and makes great pop tarts which I steal because why not 🤷🏻‍♀️. Thor trains with Loki and Wanda since Clint is not around cuz clints on fam duty vision is partnered with Tony and Peter. I can lift his hammer which pissed him off so much that he broke the lounge table 👀

Sam Wilson the only time I interacted with Sam a lot was when Bucky and I had to go to hydra facility and he was fun to be around. When I’m cuddling with Bucky or sitting on his lap Sam teases us so much that I tell him stfu 😂

T’Challa ,Shuri, Scott Lang and Peter quill have visited only once so I haven’t spend time with them I only remember t’challa and shuri bringing biscuits and Scott Lang being all so adorable and giving me a piggyback ride, quill accidentally shot me with his gun so yeah he isn’t allowed anymore. Strange hasn’t made any entrance yet but I’m thinking about bringing him to my DR

I have erased some explicit details if you want them DM me cuz i don’t want to scar anyone young here

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makerofmadness · 3 years

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Hello followers, and anyone else who may see this! Today I shall continue to contribute nothing to society by sharing some of my favorite quotes from Vernias’s Return to Dream Land videos (located underneath because oh boy there’s a lot of them) (minor swear warning):

* “I have the key! I am in pain!”

* “HELP ME I AM IN IMMENSE PAIN!!”

* “The baby has acquired power!”

* “Why can’t the homies kiss me goodnight?”

* “sANdwHIChEs fROm McDOnALDs”

* “These orbs have committed vehicular manslaughter”

* “You cannot stop me! My crouch form is INVINCIBLE!”

* “Yeah, yeah, pander to the funny! Pander to the 9 year-olds!”

* “Here’s my tips and tricks: if you hold your breath, you cannot breathe”

* “HOW’S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE KIRBY??? SUFFER!!!”

* “Carry me to victory, Brawl Meta Knight!”

* “Anything but Mr. Dooter!!”

* “BOOM!! THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP COMPELS YOU!!!”

* “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-”

* “Kirby endorses genocide, I hope you’re happy”

* “Fire is immune to friendship”

* “Cower before me as I become... Snowball”

* “WHAT’S UP KIRBY!?! I’M AVENGING MY PEOPLE!!!”

* “My dog ate my homework”

* “More currency, we are rich, the richest lads in Dream Land”

* “Everyone’s sucking my face for health”

* “We spin through the pain!!”

* “Look at this nerd, he’s probably streaming right now”

* “Oh my god, he approaches”

* “I put the bowl first, actually”

* “Is that me? Is that me stronger than me? I’LL KILL ME!!”

* “He’s whipping and nae-naeing at us!!”

* “I am a smart and you are a dumb”

* “Expansion, YEEEEEEEEAAAAH”

* “I truly do hate it here, sincerely”

* “Why is Kirby in a Rambo movie, what the hell dude!?!”

* “Look, it’s just, it’s just a little worm baby and- ...he killed the worm baby, ok, I’m gonna go cry in the corner now”

* “You can’t arrest me. I’m Kirby”

* “YOU ALL MUST PAY... FOR YOUR CRIMES... BIG HAMMER!!!!”

* “Well Dedede, it seems as though... you suck!”

* “I acquired that bread in the afterlife, gamers!”

* “I hope you all drown”

* “No key, no De de de”

* “Oh it’s Ninja from Fortnite”

* “DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAAAAAAAN?”

* “Hey Harry, welcome to the void”

* “I killed 26 people!”

* “Ok, game plan: We hit him really hard”

* “Sans”

* “I feel really bad for British people, and King Dedede mains. Li-Like, who’s more oppressed?”

* “Tougher than leather, they call him Meta Knight... Unlike the Sphere Doomer, we can put up a fight!”

* “I have dededepression”

* “I hope you choke on that Dee”

* “Dubior, the acquirer of dubs”

* “COME HERE YOU SUPER SAIYAN BOOMER!!!”

* “My brain is shriveling up right now, stop it”

* “Dedede was FRICKIN’ RIPPED! He was also sexy and the other guys were there”

* “Magolor’s tier three sub to Ninja expired”

* “THE INCREDIBLE SHMOVEMENT!!!”

* “Time to blow up these guys. They probably had a family, but I really don’t care”

* “I’m thinking about how Meta Knight is dumb”

* “Yo Kirby was pogging in that last frame!”

* “Waddle Doos can’t have shit in Detroit, man”

* “OK, EVERYONE’S HAVING PLENTY OF SEIZURES TODAY”

* “META KNIGHT IS DEAD!! HE’S ACTUALLY DEAD!!!”

* “I am pushing my brain buttons that make me do the smart”

* “If there was a graph of my mental state as Dedede, it would be... be like a death slide down”

* “We’re all dying a lot, and that’s kinda cringe”

* “WE NE-NE-NEED DEDEDEEEEE!!!!!”

* “I’ve come to terms with the void, honestly”

* “We just went to the moon and it took us to Fortnite, that was it”

* “Before we go in- nevermind”

* “Uhhh Kirby, you’re so overpowered it’s not even fair to the game. You carry this team on -achoo!- your back. You are so overpowered, we might as well not even be here. Thank you for contributing to the team.”

* “Meta Knight has been removed from Smash”

* “Don’t move and think too much, it might hurt your brain”

* “We got sent to Brazil, this is weird”

* “He literally just got final-smashed by Magolor!!”

* “...only to be betrayed by the capitalistic cringe-ass nae-nae baby known as Magolor”

* “Rock gang Rock gang Rock gang Rock gang-”

* “Oh he’s a lovely little lad... and now he’s a large lad”

* “Please pick the right one, chat, please, we don’t wanna starve”

* “I’m going to stab you”

* “The chat seems split between Water Kirby and Terrorism Kirby”

* “Whispy deforestation, let’s go!”

* “We had to become terrorist at some point”

* “SHOOT HIM. SHOOT THAT BASTARD.”

* “Honestly, reentering the atmosphere is a great exfoliator”

* “Oh my god, like father like son, it’s so cute! I’m just a lone Dee with a spear plunged into my arm socket. I will forever be alone in this life”

* “Ohhhhh, it all comes full circle with the Rock gang!”

* “Oh my god, can you hurry up and die already?”

* “CAN YOU STOP THE NARCISSISM AND GET ON THE STAR??”

* “Bombs? I sleep. Bed? I... I pog”

* “It looks like cultural-appropriated Mario”

* “’Everyone, lend me your energy to kill these small orbs!!’”

* “I did it. I have slain m o n k e !”

* “You watch a little bit of Gundam and then everything just goes to shit right after that, of course”

* “Listen, Meta Knight, never meet your heroes, bro. Not after today. He’s trying to murder us, that’s not very cool, THAT’S KINDA CRINGE!!”

* “I’m just happy we got to see Galacta gKnight, he’s really cool”

* “Wait actually, we might get a good seed”

* “The magic word is peppercorns”

* “If you don’t wanna die, just... don’t die, yeah, yeah, got it”

* “Get out of here, you dumb headpiece”

#apologies to all those who followed for my light novel translations only to get this #don't worry I'll get back to those soon #(mainly when the Kirby Clash book arrives in the mail 'cus I'm out of preview pages)#I just like making stupid posts sometimes (often)#vernias #kirby #kirby's return to dream land #return to dream land #quotes #funny #I am basically a Magolor kinnie and yet I agree with almost every insult toward him I've seen #I project onto this egg a lot and yet I also agree that he is big cringe #though then again I'm big cringe too #anyway I'm also working on the Battle Royale translation while I wait #that way I have a headstart #and I'm saving the second Clash novel for after I finish the first

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