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#I almost feel bad
mwdhwtter · 3 months
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grover and ares at the diner
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*Walburga laying awake because she now has to find the Chamber of Secrets*
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*Harry sleeping peacefully cause he already knows where tf if is*
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*Druella cursing herself for getting involved*
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stick-by-me · 9 months
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The dark knight himself!
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lily-orchard · 7 months
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Some Poor Sod Trying Really Hard: "BG3 does have a character that's new and unique! Karlach was added at the last minute and her story wasn't finished, but she's very sweet and adorable and loves cute things and she became a fan favourite overnight!"
Me: "Added at the last second?"
Sod: "Yes."
Me: "Clearly unfinished?"
Sod: "Yes."
Me: "Cheerful and lovable?"
Sod: "Yes."
Me: "What's her story?"
Sod: "Torture and abuse."
Me: "Does everyone want to kiss her?"
Sod: "Absolutely!"
Me: "That's Imoen."
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multiseb21 · 6 months
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PEREZ OUT IN THE FIRST CORNER
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raevri · 22 hours
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uhm. Sooo, uhm uhhhh can I uhhh, can me and your uhm your mom, y'know.... Errrr uhm like, likeeeee uhm me and your mom like, uhhh y'know? Can I?
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y'kno as they say... fuck around and find out... you might dislike what you find out though<33
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maplefire · 2 years
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I was feeling salty about Emmet and Ingo and this happened. Welp.
I prob could have cleaned it up better, but my iPad was not having it. Maybe I’ll add to it later, but I most likely won’t.
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zuccarella · 5 months
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no way we just chased saros from the net with mostly goals from defensemen and the bottom 6
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chemiosmotic · 7 months
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my god. someone in pokego great league pulled out a team of 3 psychic types and my shiftry just DEMOLISHED them
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sommerregenjuniluft · 7 months
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skslskdks half asleep and unfollowed instead of sending an ask sorry baby <3
what’s a ship you like that most people don’t? what’s a ship you hate that most people like?
yeah dude i was like ??🥹 i hope you’re all woken up now sleepyhead<33
hmmmmm again, i’m gonna go with tensemi from haikyuu and marauders like maybe jily? or jegulily? i think there’s not a lot of hype/love going on for the later and again most ships involving petey boy, im just gonna throw at the wall mary, edgar bones, benji fenwick, emmaline vance, yknow the people Oh also prongsfoot probably!
ooohhh i just remembered, completely forgot about fuckin snaaapppeeee that damn rat, so like yeah snily is eurgh i’m not touching that with a ten foot pole and esp any of the marauders x snape *gag sound* (and not the sexy one) And Also what the everloving fuck is party, barty and peter will smoke some fucking zaza together AT MOST and that’s It please for the love of anything precious in the world what were people thinking
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robininthewindow · 2 years
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God i love this, in between everyone screaming about Willy there are people who haven’t gotten that far yet and it’s so funny just watching them be so oblivious to the emotional torture coming their way
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joi-in-the-tardis · 1 year
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I can not possibly explain the difference in the mood in the store in just two weeks. I, myself, was late getting back to my department from my first break yesterday because I was having a pleasant conversation with the store manager. In fact, I initiated said pleasant conversation when he popped his head in the breakroom to say good morning.
I heard him have a conversation with a co-worker where, instead of demanding two things get done, he used logic to realize that while one was supposed to be done by 9am, it couldn't be done until the other thing got done... so that thing was the priority.
I looked at Wifey yesterday and asked her if we were really rocking it the last two weeks or if it was just that the store manager wasn't constantly showing up to catastrophize trivial things to make us crazy.
My department head was able to completely clean out and organize our supplies in the back hall because she wasn't buried under cookies and pies (you know, since I resumed doing that once the old manager left). Those tables, btw, have not been empty in two weeks.
Honestly, I forgot what it was like to not be stressed to death at work all the time. I forgot what it felt like to work in a store that actually functions. In two and a half years, I forgot what it was like to have a store manager I didn't actively avoid at all costs.
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Honestly, I think even my department head is seeing a side of me she's never seen.
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qrowpilled · 1 year
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taking the goncharov bit to the real world by telling my sister who isn’t on tumblr abt it and letting her believe it’s a real movie for however long it takes her to google it and then kill me for my trickery
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kallamar didnt stand a fucking CHANCE i literally took him down in 4 hits /srs (4 fervor charges + hounds of fate xiv)
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Febuwhump Day 7 - Made to Watch
Cas had no idea why the boss wanted to see him, but he sounded... almost happy. That was never a good sign. He was led into one of the torture rooms, and Cas figured it was one of two options: either he'd fucked up bad and he was about to be punished for it, or Dray had someone he'd have to torture.
It turned out to be neither of those options.
He walked into the room and froze. There, tied up to a chair and sporting a black eye, was Reese. His Reese. His peanut butter cup. And behind him was Dray, with a hard gaze but a smirk. He had a knife in his hand. Cas's stomach churned at the sight.
Reese flashed a pained smile.
"Hey, Cassie."
The redhead's gaze flickered behind him, and Cas started to turn, only for two people to grab him by the arms.
Panic flared through him. "Dray, what the fuck is this?" He couldn't even try to play cool, to act like he didn't care about the other young man in the room.
Reese tensed slightly as the tip of the blade in Dray's hand gently grazed over his cheek, down to his neck, resting right over an artery. He held his breath.
"I knew you'd been slacking, Casimir. So of course, I had to discover why. Imagine my surprise when I found out about your little boy toy here." He pushed the blade a little closer, and Cas fought against the men keeping him in place. "Shacking up with a thief is bad enough. A thief who stole from us is worse. And you," he moved the knife away, only to grip Reese by the hair and yank his head back, "how fucked up are you that you'd date someone who tortured you for hours?"
Reese smirked. "What can I say? Sometimes I like it rough."
Reese, please shut up.
Dray let go of his hair and walked away, going towards Cas. He nodded to the men, who dragged him up against the wall and cuffed him there by his wrists. He struggled against them, then his eyes locked onto his boss's. Only one thought went through his mind.
"Dray... please... don't kill him. I-I'll do anything." Cas's voice wavered, almost a whisper.
"Oh, really? Anything?" Dray was enjoying this far too much. "Fine. I won't kill him." He pulled Cas's head up by his hair, making sure he was looking right into his eyes. "But," he began, "I am going to torture him. As much and as long as I want. And you're going to watch."
Dray walked back over to Reese and in one swift movement, sliced deep into his arm.
Reese screamed, body thrashing in the restraints.
"NO!" Cas fought against his restraints. "Dray, don't you fucking hurt him anymore!"
The boss ignored him, cutting into various places on Reese's body. The redhead screamed each time. Cas continued screaming for him to stop, to leave him alone, to hurt him instead.
Finally, annoyed, Dray stopped. Cas almost relaxed, until Dray suddenly stood in front of him, several cloths in his mouth. Without saying a word, he pried the blond's mouth open and shoved most of the cloths deep into his mouth, ignoring the weak struggling.
"Hold still." He growled, finally taking the last cloth and tying it around his head to keep the cloths in place. Cas tried desperately to scream, to beg, but everything was muffled.
"That outta shut you up. Now, you can enjoy the show."
Dray walked back to Reese, pulled out his knife, and sank the blade deep into Reese's knee. Cas froze, trying to scream, as Reese thrashed with the most anguished cry Cas had ever heard.
Reese passed out, only to have water splashed onto his face to wake him up again.
"I'm not done with you, yet. Either of you."
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misalpav · 1 year
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british people really went all out on scourging the world for spices only to end up with earl grey.
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