#I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY

[spirit-tracks]

Pre-Calamity:

Link: I am a very quiet, reserved individual. I'm very skilled with a sword, incredibly well-mannered and respectful.

Zelda: I am an eloquent princess who is regal and authorative, despite it not being the true me. Even when I am allowed to let loose a little, I'm still a little distant and contained.

Post-Upheaval:

Link: I'm a 100+ year old cryptid with Tony Hawk syndrome who has stabbed not one but TWO world ending calamities in the face. My hair has not been brushed in a hundred years, I eat stuff off the ground, my arm glows sometimes, and I run around bare-ass naked for the hell of it. I'll kill Ganondorf with a stick. I will.

Zelda: I am a 20,000+ year old cryptid and at this point being the goddess reincarnate is the least weird thing about me. I made Link eat a live frog once and I probably have eaten many more, for science. I probably cut my hair with a bokoblin fang. I do my homework at the bottom of a well like a goblin. I ate a rock once. I also willingly stabbed myself in the head with a sword. Ganondorf made a puppet of me that appeared and disappeared randomly saying ominous shit all over Hyrule and nobody questioned it because I'm apparently Just Like That Sometimes. I introduced ancient hylians to the iphone. I will turn myself into a worm. Don't even test me I will turn myself into a worm right now.

#totk #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #tears of the kingdom #the legend of zelda #totk zelda #totk link #wicked.loz #nothing just thinking about the evolution of these characters across the trilogy we got #link and zelda really became hyrules biggest cryptids. good for them!! good for them #i wouldn't have it any other way

[hazmatmaid]

one of my favorite pieces of Rouxls Kaard lore is that Toby himself describes him as "the birthday clown that was hired at the last minute and shows up drunk"

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #rouxls kaard deltarune #haz says a thing #this man is cringe and fail #and that's why he's great #really as opposed to how fanon tends to make him all elegant and fancy and cultured #hells no #i wouldn't have it any other way

[suzufield]

I like how we’re all being jumpscared by the pikachu man. It adds a little something to the Tumblr experience, like you’re always on edge scrolling thru the dashboard but it still gets you when you least expect it

#that shit is TERRIFYING #I wouldn't have it any other way #tumblr is the only website ever #pikachu man #psi talks

[chapinii]

You ever stop and think about what a wild and insane concept Gegg was

#u explain qsmp lore to ppl #and 'oh btw charlie morphed himself into an egg to regress for a bit and be taken care of by quackity bc his kid died' #'and also ran in the presidential elections' #like ???? #i wouldn't have it any other way #gegg ruled #qsmp #q slimecicle

[dogboy-mustaine]

…hello?

#my 1000th post <3 #i wouldn't have it any other way #this might be new idk #when you have 1k pics of dave they all start looking the same after awhile #dave mustaine #megadeth #my scans #rip magazine

[pumpkin-king46]

Every day I become more and more convinced that Good Omens is just the plot of all Queen songs jumbled up together and every day I love this show 10x more

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #i mean #Everything does eventually find itself turning into queen music #i wouldn't have it any other way

[bogkeep]

every year i'm like surely the oh hellos won't be my top artist again, i don't think i've listened to them THAT much this year, but no. they are. i've just moved down from being in the top 0.001% listenership or whatever to top 0.5%

#i wouldn't have it any other way

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Martin, about Sheogorath and the Nerevarine: Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

Hero of Kvatch: I'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife.

#this is purely self indulgent #I wouldn't have it any other way #martin septim #oc: avarenya #hero of kvatch #oc: oromis #Sheogorath #oc: alvivecia sithola #Nerevarine #martenya #moondust #shivering isles #cloud ruler temple #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect oblivion quotes #incorrect morrowind quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #Oblivion #Morrowind #the elder scrolls iii: morrowind #the elder scrolls iv: oblivion #source: texts from last night

[cis-chan]

Bf sends me troon hate memes

#i remember telling vriskarights and carbonemissionhater about his views and they called him based bf lmfaooo #i wouldn't have it any other way #personal

[gnomey22]

Fish Tank

I haven't done anything on here except textpost memes and reblogs for a while, and I was just thinking about the scene where Chat shoots Shrimp out of a cannon after hearing her Love Song, and now I have the sudden urge to write about why it's one of the best scenes in the entire season. The title is just a team name I made up for these two, those are obligatory when Chat shoots someone.

Firstly, I think this scene is the single best showcase of Chat's real intentions when shooting someone from their cannon, unless they have pre-existing beef with the person they shoot - they're trying to show their appreciation/love by team-attacking with them, and this is their only way of doing so. It might even be an attempt at a compliment, means that the person is strong enough for the collision to do enough damage to the targeted enemy! One of my favourite things about Chat as a character is how they have zero normal methods of showing their love for someone, and the methods they choose make it very easy for them to come across as forceful or annoying. This is prominent in all of their character relationships, but just before they shoot Shrimp from their cannon, Daniel Failboat establishes the lore that Chat's insane amount of eyes are a terrible combination with Bo's inability to make eye contact, and that seems like a perfect example for my point, because despite that giant setback, Bo is arguably their most positive relationship in the series. Back in the Realm of the Fey, their constant insanity (and lack of Failboat to balance it out) forced Bo to take some responsibility, even though that's the last thing she wanted to do, and that was the first step in lifting both her confidence levels, and her personal connection to the team, which are integral to her character arc. Chat's love language is as unconventional as they get, but even towards someone who is logically completely unprepared to handle them, it can actually work. They're a nonsensical being, and they have very little idea of what could actually harm someone (they are still a child, who don't really know how to use their literal artillery), but as long as their intentions shine brighter than their methods, you can see the heart behind the insane things they do.

Secondly, since I've talked for so long on how this builds Chat's character, I'll talk for even longer about how it builds on Shrimp's. Specifically, how carefully she reacts to the situation at hand, considering her newly budding friendship with Chat. She's aware that they can do this, and she's been rooming with them for a decent while, so she has a closer understanding of their personality than ever, and she's already prepared for the possibility of being shot. However, she is caught completely off-guard when they ask her to get in the cannon, though - not because she's surprised that they'd ask that, but because they preface it with declaring their love for her (Strictly platonic, obviously, as the Love Song ability suggests). Shrimp hasn't made a lot of friends in her own age range, considering the bullies she faced back in the ocean, and most of The Incident being adults, so she has to make a lot of guesswork on whether Chat's actions of friendship with her are okay or not. She's more experienced with live chats than anyone, so they really get along on a surface level, but more complicated situations like this are hardly her expertise, she literally ran away from home when confronted with one- but Chat is the furthest thing from those bullies, they fully believe in her talents, and they're actively trying to push her into the limelight! The attack actually saves someone's face, too! Shrimp is physically hurt by the proceedings, though, and everyone has made it clear to her that her pain does indeed matter. These contradictions mess with Shrimp's head, so for a brief time, she tries to ignore them. She also ignores Chat by extension, choosing to hype up Bill for the rest of the venture, and only confronts them when they get back to the Inn, during which she does the only thing she can think of - set some boundaries. Nearly impossible to do with Chat, but she can't completely rely on Bill to moderate her actual live chat, she needs to take responsibility as well, and it works! Chat's belief in her extends to her somewhat-light-hearted threats, and even though they move to Failboat's room shortly afterwards, their friendship with Shrimp has obviously benefitted from this. They even picked up some of her singing skills, and Shrimp's made her first steps in navigating a friendship with someone who isn't an authority figure for her. Chat never meant to hurt her, and since this is the first time, she doesn't hold any hard feelings towards them. That's a waste of her emotions.

Thirdly, and most obviously, the scene is fucking hilarious, and makes perfect use of Miitopia's mechanics. Daniel Failboat's own laughter is infectious, and the immediate juxtaposition of the character's attacks, only to increase their bonds in the end, is only possible through a vessel as absurd as the Miitopia video game! I can't imagine a world where anyone could sit down and intentionally write that scene, it has to happen of its own free will, and Failtopia in general makes perfect use of that idea.

#failtopia #failboat miitopia #failtopia chat #failtopia shrimp #failtopia bo #Chat #Shrimp #Bo #failboat #not an official essay #but a long post nonetheless #these guys take up too much space in my tiny little brain #i wouldn't have it any other way #chat's actual character is under appreciated imo #most people just project onto them #which is fine #but i'm too obsessed with analysing their actual character #no issues with shrimp #she's perfect

[flightyfinch]

me: wow the people of hyrule seem to have a way bigger role in this game! it'll be interesting to see how they interact with link their champion ovo

the people of hyrule:

S H O R T

#chirp #tears of the kingdom #i wouldn't have it any other way #totk spoilers #i guess

[wishingstarinajar]

Apologies if i'm wrong but i think i remember you making outfit a Rewind that he's able to wear when going out to clubs and stuff and that made me think that maybe him and Dancetale Sans would make good buddies!!

For sure!

#Q and A #wish talks #rewind sans #I wouldn't have it any other way

[blocksruinedme]

[tl;dr - I think it's Gem.] Rats SMP sure does share folx with a lot of servers! I wonder which big smp the surprise person might be from? I marked up an image from redstonedust to show many but probably not all the smp rep they have. In this essay I will explain how they are smart enough to know they should work real damn hard for a Hermit, and GeminiTay is in a pile of those pink ones at the bottom and good friends with several rats and uh the rat profile has a braid -- yeah that's basically it, short essay, I bet it's Gem, I want her and Oli to be Gem & Oli, can they have a duo name please they're excellent actually.

Original image from here! It's been surprisingly useful https://at.tumblr.com/redstonedust/presenting-the-bane-of-my-existence-for-the-past-2/5k1xx8r43aha

#thank god for rats smp the hype is all that is getting me through the empires/hc possible everything #only way to get through mcyt brainrot is different mcyt brainrot #okay keep breath #rats smp #squeaksblr #geminitay #i hope #smp links #scott smajor really is everwhere #i didn't understand how much until tonight #Thank goodness the most omnipresent mcyter is someone so lovely and gay #i wouldn't have it any other way

[aq2003]

can't believe i'm gonna see percy again while matt is looking like this

#i wouldn't have it any other way #cr #cr3

[sidetongue]

Albert’s sister, RJ 

#we had a brand new foster carer #so i let her choose which puppy she wanted out of the two #she chose the pretty brindle merle lol #and left me with the stock standard brown brindle #i wouldn't have it any other way #i have a thing for the underdogs #rj #fosters

[josephseedismyfather]

Y'ALL. Tell me how bad The Seeds have invaded your life?

Took the teenager to Driver's Education orientation today. The instructor is standing at the front of the auditorium, with a microphone and a laser pointer for the presentation. The FIRST thing he starts speaking about is MAKING SACRIFICES. The sacrifices of the students to attend this course. The sacrifices of the parents.

Where do you think my mind went? 🫣🤔

Struggled the rest of the time to think about anything other than Jacob.

And then what does this dude do? PRAISES THE PARENTS. After the orientation, he has time for questions. Multiple parents ask things. And he just keeps fucking saying how GOOD the parents are doing. How PROUD he is that these parents want to be so involved.

Fml. Back at home now. If anybody needs me I'll be with Jacob. ❇️

#fucking JACOB #why am i like this?! #just kidding #i wouldn't have it any other way #jacob seed