#I WANT TO SO BAD BUT H O W

[biitchcakes]

THE SPIDER-WOMAN && THE SHROUD .

(** Fair warning, this is a bit of a long post due to pictures**) To start off, the way they first encounter each other is just so perfect ⸺ Max just flat out VULCAN NERVE PINCHES her while she's at her receptionist job. And the fact it works. It's Spider-Woman's weakness and that's simply just hilarious to me.

Then after meeting each other properly ( he breaks into her house while she's in the shower ), he stays the night on her couch. In the morning, she wakes up to find him cooking her some breakfast. . . 🥺🥺

❝ Ms. Drew ❞ just tickles me coming from him idc.

I Love The Way They FLIRT.

❝ If you're embarrassed to hold hands ⸺ ❞ actually teasing her rn. Can't believe he took her hand after using it to blast someone please.

AND IT !! WORKS !!! This is what she's thinking in that moment.

No comment really this is cute af ❤️

Read this as you will :))) U ask me, it's because he would Blush A Lil. Also I just. . . ❝ Mr. Shroud ❞ ❝ Ms. Spider ❞ 😌🖤

Literally INSISTS on taking her out for steak and wine !!! Could have suggested anything else but that's the first dinner he thinks of. ( truly tragic they didn't draw them out to dinner and there's a time skip instead 😔 ).

While they are waiting for their targets, he listens to her and tries to Ease Her Woes for over an hour. . .

❝ See you in the dark, babe. ❞ GIGGLING !!! Needs someone just as melodramatic as her.

One of those SHIELD agents, for the record, is Jerry LOL.

I MEAN COME ON.

A long time later, when Jessica basically fkin dies, she requests Magnus wipes the memories of those who knew her. They all remember her in some form, though vaguely, distantly. . . But Max just KNOWS. . .

:') 🥹

Look, I gotta include the bit below bc I love the way he gd throws himself off the roof without second thought because he sensed her ghost.

❝ anyway she was gone by the time the lovesick fool saved himself ⸺ ❞

I mean ⸺

After a hellish battle with Morgan Le Fay, he and the rest of the present Avengers are able to help save Jessica Drew's life. And there he is. . . Holding Her Hand. . .

Below is unfortunately the last time they are seen together for a looong time ( fkin 1984 to 2023 !! 😭 ). And it's just so damn adorable.

Her powers are gone at this time, they start to come back at a later date. Yet still such confidence in her !! Love him !!

Dr. Strange is watching this whole thing from afar, and the comment he makes about them, I ⸺

ME TF TOO STEPHEN !!!

The most recent time they've been together was pretty Bare Bones flirtation wise :(((( given the Dire Situation™️.

But we do have this. . .

It's just so soft. . .

#LONG POST CW #thank u for coming to my tedtalk #this is just a guide on how to flirt with jess basically #marvel give me what i want #HOOK EM UP FOR VALENTINES DAY FOR ME THANKS #what's the point of this idk #i was Feeling It i needed to Rant About He #consider it a foil to the shitty bf posts hJDGKS #speaking of i still have to finish the one for david anyway #also u ask me #max and jess have that like #cosmic spiritual link or whatever that jerry wanted so bad from her #this is going under her ch study tag #considering like i said this is indeed Flirting With Jessica 101 #( c h . s t u d y . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( w i s h l i s t . ) #i want a shroud so bad :(( #( m a x c o l e r i d g e . )

[cherry-shipping]

gwagawagabwouugh. doodle dump of the new spidersona i made today ^_^ color scheme is based off of cyriopagopus lividus aka the cobalt blue tarantula cuz i think theyre sooooooo friggin pretty and also they look like a night sky and this sona is, like, loosely based off the fact that spiders can dream. or something But well anyway ummmm heres This guy

#cherry chats #spidersona #thats IT!!!!!no more stuipid tags Who give a shig #btw 2nd image was just 2 figure out how their suit looks like w/o the onesie but they would literally never ever ever in a million years #go out like that #i dont really have much else for this freak tbh. spider society would want them dead i bet on account of only catching SOME bad guys #and also being a minor criminal themself. lol #by which i mean small stuff like stealing and whatever. because who careeeeees omggg like fr who cares #im not gonna tie someone up for stealing from like the supermarket or h&m or some shit……. i dont wanna pay for that either bruh #so. theyre very selective in which criminals they decide are worth catching. lawl

[akemi-snow]

It's them.

Don't let that serious face fool you. Izumo was the one who came up with whatever idea put them there. Kotetsu only made it worse.

I got the background from here but had to edit the heights bc my boys are smol

#izumo kamizuki #kotetsu hagane #koteizu #those two guys from naruto #naruto #see izumo was a good kid. Then Ko came in & corrupted him into childish mischief 24/7 since age 7 #now izumo uses his outstanding intelligence for stupid ass pranks that land them in jail at times #don't let that face fool u he regrets N O T H I N G. He's laughing inside. He just doesn't want it to be registered in his record #kotetsu doesn't care #see also how ko's id has no last name? it's not needed. It was stated in the mugshot before his. They're married #'and kotetsu' instead of his name bc every time EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME izumo ends up in jail it's ALWAYS with Kotetsu #btw this is traced. I'm not an artist so I literally just put a layer on the original & traced lmao But I did do the rest & #I'm actually lowkey proud of it even though it looks like bad cgi made in ms paint 2003 LOL #but you have to understand i made it with a free online program with no art knowledge & with A MOUSE w/o mousepad LMAO #also i'm back. I was drowning in the abyss of university & depression. Now it's only depression. But Those Two Guys make it better #for someone that only draws for the memes i spend an awful 3+ hours anxiously palm-sweating before i can click 'post'

[bloodnhunny]

i crave my wet rat man so carnally

#woke up w the most h o r r e n d o u s thoughts today #but tbh i just want to bite his tummy and play w his hair #fo//lester #kiss his scraggly little beard #hhhhh #personal lol idk u can ignore #lester sinclair #ugh his little underbite is so cute RRRRCIFIFKFKKF WHY CANT I JUST *MIMICS TEARING HIM APART* #he probably smells so bad 🤤🥰😍😫 and tastes like sweat

[sad--tree]

well shit. just checked out the lineup 4 bluesfest this year and i may have 2 actually brave the crowds 4 once. there might just be enough ppl id wanna see to make it worth it, altho tbh matthew good is almost enough for that on his own lol coz like. matthew good!!! that's the music of my freakin childhood man!! (*the most canadian sentiment ever)

#but also: ben howard; orville peck; charley crockett; mother mother #and of course. motley fucking crue. for some reason. i mean why not right? lol #ftr no i dont know why its called bluesfest when theres so much non-blues. they DO have blues its just. theres a lotta other stuff. #idk. perpetual mystery here in the nations capital. #i REALLYYYY wanna see matt good tho i was supposed to in 2020 and he CANCELLED instead of rescheduling like every1 else 😭 #still might go to mtl in april to see him tho. festival sets are just Not the Same lbr #NOW i just gotta see if any of the artists i wanna see are on the same days..... pls..... so much more cost effective.... #my whole life ive lived here and ive never been 2 bluesfest. maybe thisll be the year that changes #hmmm. $280 for a 'pick any 3 days' ticket is Not Bad At All.... definitely gonna b Pondering this further.... #tho $410 for a full pass is also not terrible. relatively speaking bc tgats is still Not A Small Amount of Money #not sure the full lineup is worth that 2 me tho #HMMM #anyways hey bluesfest. why the FUCK is your website so bad my god the scrolling lag good fucking lord. what the fuck are u DOING back there #also also. on the topic of music festivals. i KNOW its not coming back but.... heavy mtl return W H E N 🥺😭🙏🔥 #i just. wanna go 2 a metal music fest. w/o breaking the bank and/or subjecting myself to festival camping. which i refuse 2 try by myself. #not that we really have that sorta festival here at all but it seems the Really Big european ones are like that and uhhh. #it just seems like A Lot to do that solo. for a first time doing smth. #ANYWAYS !! still contemplating whether i want 2 spend altogether Too Much Fucking Money to see metallica and iron maiden later in the year #like on the 1 hand its A Lot Of Money plus id have to travel (edmonton 4 metallica; mtl or TO 4 maiden) #on the other hand. those guys arent gettin any younger. and the FOMO is unfortunately real af when u never know if theyre gonna retire #or like. DIE. (ok ok or like. idk break a hip or smth lol) ( they arent THAT that old just. u kno. fear.)

[jen-with-a-pen]

MY DILF PROFESSOR TALKS ABOUT ME. GOOD THINGS. ABOUT ME.

TO OTHER PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL.

MY DILF PROF TALKS ABOUT ME

#SCREAMING CRYING ACTUALLY THROWING UP RN #BARKING AND SNARLING AND GROWLING #ABSOLUTELY GROWLING #THIS JS THEMKFKFLSFLEKFKFK #FUVKING W H A T #HE TALKS ABOJT ME???? #HE TALKED ABOUT ME ON HIS COFFEE BREAKS WITH HIS TA??????? #ME #M E #I #DUDE #I WANT HIM SO BAD BUT THIS???? #EVEN MORE #FERAL #ABSOLUTELY GODDAMNED FERAL #OH MY FUCKING G O DDDDDDDDDDDD #*pulls up all of my prof!blorbo x reader fics* Goodbye everyone I'll remember you in therapy! #WHAT #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #jen speaks #about my coding prof

[throwaway-yandere]

Quick heads up: here are the consequences once one of the main three FOUR dies in "O Capo! My Capo!"

Inquisitor Cyno: The Adepti mafia will target you. You'll lose the Church's support. Death flags will be more prominent. You'll have to be more careful about risks from then on.

Professor Tighnari: No cure for Eleazar. The reader's stress will elevate and your time will be cut by around -100 or lesser days (because I'm sadistic.) You'll seal the reader's fate by then.

Underboss Alhaitham: You'll lose the akasha terminal. Therefore the hints (including atfection & risks and rewards meters) will be permanently disabled after his death. It'll only return in a new playthrough.

"Architect/Engineer" Kaveh: Other than the fact you'll have a hard time finding someone to fix your manor and you'll lose some of the church's trust, there's a chance that [REDACTED]

This is by no means completely discouraging you from killing these four. Feel free to sacrifice them as you wish– especially if it will help you get the Love Interest you want. There can only be one. Have fun!!!

What happens if the secret love interests die? (Diluc/Venti/???/???/???)

Nothing. At least, nothing you need to worry about. Depending on your choices, you might not even meet them anyways. Besides, most of them are bound to die depending on who's route you're in. They're secret routes for a reason.

#tag: ocmc - cta #am i encouraging you to let these men kill each other? #... yep. #i definitely am #i was lying in the tags the whole time cause i wanted to see if "I voiced some things out would it sway the votes?' #it did #the moment i woke up the next day the odds were evened (if that's a word) #how curious. #so if i gave you all misleading hints would you go head first into the bad ending? #h m m #H O W F U N #anyways yeah that's other heads up don't fricking trust me lmao

[reginaofdoctorwho]

i don't even know if i WANT to finish nursing at this point, like i fucking hate college rn and it's only an associates program but like. please i am so tired professors let me fucking sleep

#i have sociology discussion post and quiz to do along w notes to finish #nursing test and i have to set up the new laptop AND figure out the old login for the exam thing to download #spanish is actually my favorite rn and making me wanna go into linguistics but ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ #i know that class'll start being REAL fucking busy later #and clinical starts next week and my sister told me the hospital we're going to normally has bedbugs #and i'd fucking die if i got bedbugs. that is a level of physical and mental torture i couldn't endure #hate bugs hate parasites hate that shit touching me hate the potential of my bed/sheets/weighted blanket being ruined #this isn't me judging anyone w bedbugs btw. just saying because i don't want this taken out of context #the idea of having parasitic bugs crawling on me would set me off so bad it'd be like fucking high school again. i just know my limits #but also back to school lol i was supposed to do my sociology stuff last night and i tried to lay down for 20 minutes #fell asleep for 4 hours and slept through dinner. i am hungry :( #and now i have to stay up to do it instead #PLUS I HAVE A HUGE NURSING PROJECT DUE NEXT WEEK THAT IS EXPECTED TO TAKE 6 H O U R S #and i still have to do journal entries for ballet #at least my contacts fucking keep me from falling asleep on campus because i get so freaked about eye infection potential #BUT i also did pass my injection eval! ya girl can now inject im medication in a clinical setting

[brionnne]

i hate modern file sharing i hate modern file sharing just let me upload the damn video "size limit" ǩ̸̛̤̞̈́̀̂͋͑̈́̂ỷ̶̹̃̔͐͆͘͝s̴̩̔̋́̀͊̈̕ "Hahahaha! Pay us with your REAL MONEY and we'll take that measly 8MB and give you a WHOLE 100 MEGABYTES!!! wow!! look at that! aren't we so G E N E R O U S ? :)" d̷̫̼̝̠̘͍̹̀̓̅̈́̿͋̄̚ ì̶̧͇̭͂̒͊͒̅̏̈́̋̏̓͑̈́̿̅͐̔̈́̉̄̐̐͘̚ e̴̢̧̗̞̤̭̠̪̲̺͙̮̖̳͍͎̳͉̬̱͋͐̾̒͆̀͌͐͐̓͒͒͐̚͠ͅ.

d̴͍̗̾̑̽̍̾o̴̢̤͉͚̜̥̘̠͓̲̾̈́͒̉̀́̓͑̒̑̽͑̄̾̉͆̍͝ ̵̨̪̟̻͖̠̰͇̺̪̩͓̜͓͚̩̼͎̺̹̻̟͎̤͆̈́̄̈́͒̊͂͜i̸̪̱͖̺̘̮̩͓͍̮͒̏̃ţ̸̡̧̡͕̙̹̞̭̱̱̩̩͍͓͚̜́̽̑͋͘͝!̸̡͚̩̜̯͚̪͎͍̪̱̦͙̯̥͙̹͋̃̃̅̎̃̓̓̂̊͘̚͘͜ ̵̢̧̧̜̻̱̺͖̲̪̮͓̟͎̣̥̺͖̗̦̫̮̃̒̈̿͌̆̋̀̐̕d̸̢̧̨̹͈͎̱̗͓̝̗̜͖͈̘̣̜̰̘̼͓̣͖̪̄̔̀̃̒͗ͅŕ̷͉͊̎̃̈́̃͐̓̑́ő̷̢̼̫͔̝̻̝͍̌̈́͒̐p̴͕̲͊͛͊̊̏͝ ̴̥̜̬́̈́̈̀̈̃̔̔̕d̴̩̮̝͆̀̽̒̉͝e̴͔̰̪͈̫̅͑͐͗̋̆̔͊̈́̋̋̿͒͛͂͌̕̕̚̕͝͝a̸͇̬͔̹͇̞͎̣̯̣̯̝̗̦̟̤̻̠͑͐̀͊͋̂̿͝ḑ̵̛͉̼͚̝̙̳̝̤͙̱̹͔͔̝͚̏̿͒̊̈̈͂̏̄̏̒̈́̏̈́́̒͑͐́̈́̾͜͝͝͝!̵̨̲̟͈̜͙̘̋̿̓̈́̿̈́̄̄̀̈́̑̾ how? how it possible that skype—made in 2003; nineteen fucking years old—is better than something made in 2015—only 7 years ago? gosh, i thought technology was supposed to progress!

so wḨ̸̱̫̝̤̍͆̈́̐ͅŸ̴̜̤̻́ ̷̡̼̲̳̺̪͛̋͊̽D̸̜̃Ó̶͇̥̜͋̎̆E̶͉͇͕͊͆ͅS̷̳͓͍̈́̅͌̽̉ ̷̢̪͙̒̂͂͛̕T̷̲̰̦̱̋̿Ȟ̵̜̭́̋Ẻ̵̩͈̦̦̝͂͜ ̸͍̰̬̙̫́̈̎͌̏̇W̷̧͎͙̼̯̿̀̾̉̅̀E̷̮̼͖̱̤̻̿̌̿̚͝͝B̵̛͈̣͐͌̃̒̚Ş̷̪̠̠̝̦̊̆I̷̛̝̓͑̇̿T̴̖̤̫͝Ȩ̷̩̣̱͚̱̓̕͝ ̴̱̄͛̍̈̏͑M̴̮̃Ȁ̸̻̯̙̽̂͘͜Ḓ̵̡̞͈̙́͗͆Ẹ̷̛͔̈́̉͘ ̵̢̭̲̠̈́̑͑̓I̷̙͚̩̳͈̋̊͜N̴̰͋̑̉̈́̒̕ ̴̡̘̦̪̋͊͠ͅT̶̢͖̤͈̩̫͗́͛W̷̪͓͑̿̅̒Ǫ̸̥̤̭͉̫͒͘ ̴̂̍͑̕͜T̶͕̮̤̻̎͜ͅĤ̸̡̨̳̙̦̙O̸͉̳͖̥͈̮̐̄́́̋Ų̷̭̬̲͂͐͑͑̕S̴̠͇̹͖͕̩͐͋͛̍͂̈́Ã̸̊̈́̌̇͜͝Ǹ̴̛̗̠̹̭̀́Ď̴͇̺̾͛ ̸̤̠͖̀͑̒̄̔A̵̡̨̮̦͔̗̔̓N̴͓̭̎̓D̵̨͍̟̜̰͂̎ ̵͈͔̺̀́̑F̷̙̩̜̜̫̂̆̂̀̐͘Ú̷͙̪̺̳̦̤C̵̝͈̈́̽͂K̸̥͆Ǐ̶̢̥͕̞̉̂́͝N̵̡̊͗̉̔G̴̥̭̹͑̈͌̋̂͘ ̷̧͚̠̺̎̌͊́̌S̵̛͕̝̔̅̾E̶̢͈͝ͅV̴̮̱̘̉̋̓E̴͙͚̱͑̊̂͛̐N̸̠͎̱͕͛͜ ̸̛̱͍̯̲̀Ḩ̶̫̈́̋͒̇̾͘Ä̸̛͙̰̠͎͖̌̓͑V̶̨̢̭̲̿̚͘͝Ë̷̛͓̲͉̰͓̦͑͋̕ ̷̢̨̲̯̔̊̂̚A̶͖͆̂̎ ̶̲̦̳̏̓̄͆̋̕ͅ2̴̇͋͝͝ͅ ̸̨̦̩̥̓̌̽G̸̡̮̹̪͔̑͛͒I̵̙͛̎̔̚͠G̸̡̧͇͚̖̉A̶͖͖̔̑͘B̶̎ͅY̶͇͉̰̤͋̒̐̀̀́T̸͙̀Ę̵̛͙̦͈̒͊͘ͅ ̵̱͍͓̅̌́͝͠L̷̙͗͗I̸̧̟̰͎̞̯̎͋͝M̵̡͙̻̗̭̞̆͋I̶̧͍͙͇͌̏̚Ť̵̝̽͌͂̐!̸͙̠̃͂̓̚͝?̶͎̯̦͋̓͝!̵̳̣͖̹͚͌̌?̸̧̥̬̺̖̊

B̵̨̧͔͙̝́͗̏̚͝ͅU̶̖̙̞̖̣̒̈T̵̢̢̟̺͗̓̄ ̴̱͉͔̆̈̍͊̍̕T̷̼̝̰͕͙̍̆͂H̶̛͉̬͋̏̑͝E̸̗̫̱̊͊͑́̒͘ ̶̗͖̯͑͛̿̔͝O̸͉͖̝̬̖̅̽̕͜͠N̸͕̮̼̫͎̗̂̈́̚͝È̴̘̝̆̉͊ ̵̼̻̩̳̘̃̊̌̇ͅM̶͈̜̹͕̐̇̓̿A̴̧̻͓̼̰͓̿͝D̷̨͈̦̘͚͋̈̽͜E̶̢̜̰̣̐̊̈͝ ̴̠͎͆ͅS̷̡̘̫̺̩͛̏̍͝Ĕ̸͓̓̄̋͌V̵̰̽̄͊Ẻ̶̛̠̪̻͒͗̒Ṇ̴͚̹̾͋̌͊̌̕ ̵̱͇͐̀Y̵̢̢̳͙̙̽̉̕͝E̵̡̺͂̓Ạ̴͙̽̍̔R̵̯̓͛̊̀͊͠S̴̺͌̓͗͆̑͗ ̴̣̻͉̣̈́͝ͅL̴̩͑ ̸͉̮̟̜͓͊̊̚͝͠Å̴͚̈́͛̀͋̕T̶͚͐̓E̷͍̣̙̫̅̂͘̚͜R̷̩̟̀ ̷̹̺̬͚́͆̃̿̿̚H̷̛̻͇̋̄̂̑͝Ą̷̢̜̞̞̍͜S̷̱̖͛ ̴̧̲͍̤̪̌̈̉̋͆ ̸͈̈̾̆̀ ̵̻̤͙̖͕̣͌H̵̢͖̺̓͊Ę̵̢͍̖̇́̃̉A̴̢̗͋̎̀̆̎̀R̴̢̤̝̹̄͋͂̄͛͜ ̸̭͗͐͒̿̈́͘͜M̶̡̪̺̗͉̅́̽̎E̷̯̰͑̐̓̎̿́͜ ̷̩͗O̶̭̩͌̋̈́͌͝Ṵ̵̢͒̇T̴̙̤̪̝̿̓ ̶̗͚̤̥̇́̈́̓̔̎ͅO̷͑͜N̸̢̩͉̰̿̄ͅ ̵̣̙̦̳̣͚͋͑̏̚̕T̶̜̏̓̓Ḫ̸̱̝̟̓̊Ì̵̮̳̩̖̺͊̄́̀̐S̷̡̛̟͚̤͇̈̚̕͝ ̴̫̯̮̘̠̿̐͝Ŏ̶̡̹̠͝Ǹ̴̢̢̲͖͉ͅE̷͙̖͔͕̰̽̾ ̵̛̛͇̖͓̮̒̓͜͝͠ ̵͎̞̮̣̔́Ȩ̴̡͎̓̾̉̆͗̊ ̷̛̳̳̱͚̙̘͆͌̓̕͠I̴͉͖̬͇̥̾̓̿̐͠ ̶͉̱͉͊́̊G̸̢̛̻̲͎͑͗͜ ̶̜̯̥̗͈͖̋H̸͔͑̓̆̽͘ ̶̣͋̚̚Ṯ̷͖͇̱͖̕͝ ̴̘͔̣̠̒̌͒͠ ̷̨͉̱̞̬̾͊̀̔͝G̶̝̗͇͇͇̑͂͂̏͝͝ ̶̥͔̯͍͖̗͗̔̀͠I̵̯̝͈̬͋̐͒̊̊ͅ ̸̦͒͑Ģ̵̹̠͈͖̄̃́̈́͛͌ ̴̪͊͘ͅĂ̵̛͉̐ ̷̥̻͙̠̾͌B̴̻̞͊̉̈́͝͝͝ ̶̰̻͎͊͆̿̈́Y̴̢̌̿̂̆́̚͜ ̸̧̢̼̹͉̻̏̅̏̐T̶̢̨̫͖̺͍̀͛̐͌̚ ̵͚̙͈͓͉͚̈́̌̈E̶̹̭̽̒͜͝ ̸̡̨̪̎̀͒͊͑̚ͅS̷̮͉͖̪̟̃͋͆́̈́͂ what's your excuse, discord? ả̴͓̟̖̬̄ȑ̴̻̫e̴̤͉͆̌̈́͠ ̷̢̛̟̜̌͆̄y̵͙̘̠̝̐͝o̷̳͋̊ù̵̢̱ ̵̱̅d̴̠̙̮͐u̵͔̻͑̃m̶̤̠̀͒͋b̴̰̆?̵̮̞̙͂̓̌͌͜ what reason do you have for that? ą̶̼̋̍r̵͔͊̆̽e̸͎̗̫̟̽͐̃ ̴̨͚̠̮͛́̽̌ỳ̶̢̻͑͌͜o̴̼̮̯͚͋͑͠͠ù̷͈̦̟̹ ̸̟̬̮͓̑̋͑͘s̶̖͐́͂͂t̴͉̳͋̑͗ͅu̶̱̟͐͊͋̅p̴̖̼̳̼͛̈͌į̶́d̷̢͚̦͚̓̚?̵͙̳̱̲̏ what's the point of a file sharing website if i Ç̵̛͉̺̗̪̹̫̜̤̩̤̒̐̒̈́̂̓̆̓̈́̈͒͆̈́̕̕͠ͅA̶̙̯̎́̉̇͋͒̀͒̅͒̆̿͆̕N̶̨̡͚̲̒̇̈́͂́̊̉̔̌̓͠'̴̼̤͎̘̦̰̙̇̄͛̚T̸̡̡͖͇͕̖̩̣̰̮͔̠̬̞̘̖͓̭̩̠͉̔̄̀͘͠͠ ̵̡͚̯̯̦̼̮̖͓̬̦̹̲͖̰͔̿̊͊̓͒́̆͊̇̀́̕͘͝͠ͅȘ̷̛̫͓͖̜̟̱͚͍̺̺͓̱͖̠̼̆̀͗̔͋͋̈́̒̒̑̚͜ͅH̴̨̢̧̹̦̤͎̰̩̥͕̰͍̖̦͚̮̏͛̂̅͐͂̆̽͗͐̒̑̏͜Ą̵̨̩̖̗͓͙̳̙͈̦̫̻̩̗̄͛̾̈̃̿͆Ŗ̴̨̧̖͉̜͙̫͕͛̐̈̈́̄̌̒͛̃͂̄̀̿̐̊̉͝E̸͍̦̺̺̫͎̜̓́̿͌̐̒̔͑̐̈́̊̋̈́̾ ̷̡̢̥͉̆̔̇́̆̂͑͛̄̀̕͘͠F̷̧͓͎͎̞͙̜̽̕I̶̡͍͇̺͓͍̠̞̤̙̲̐̚͠L̷̤͙̳̥̩̹̦͎̼̠̖̱͍̥̂͌̾̀̎̈̓̆͛̄̈́͜Ȩ̸̛̱́̎̆̂̓͐̽͐͑S̴̛̜̯̪͈̀̃̀̈, huh? h̵̲̎̕u̴̪̻͔̓ḥ̴̡̒̚?̴̗̹̪́̄͘!̴̭͖̥͑̀̌

#this was fun #and cathartic #i feel better #but i still hate discord #fuck discord #all my homies hate discord #i had to make it a PRIVATE YOUTUBE VIDEO #also why would i pay for FILE SHARING asshole? #everyone should be able to share their fucking files you cretins #i want to communicate with my goddamn friends and show them shit #but i have to run circles around this bullshit just to COMMUNICATE #because your dumbass website won't let me share a 354 MB video #EVEN IF I PAID I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SHARE THAT SHIT #THAT'S WORSE MOTHERFUCKER! #H O W #that's legitimately so bad #??? #no joke #terrible #inexcusable #how do you get away with that in 2015 lET ALONE 2022 #i hope someone makes something better #because that's bullshit #honestly #fuck it tho #i might go back to skype #i just gotta convince my friends to join me

[tunglrsillyman]

having a ‘stuck in the closet for several years and starting to feel the effects it had on me’ moment

#neb talks #neb vents #delete later #nearly posted a tweet type post where i was like 'might reveal my actual name since i rarely hear anyone use it haha' but then i remember #the fact i. have a complicated relationship w/ my id as an artist online and in real life where i built up this wall #but at the same time i havent made that vague separation yet bc i still call myself my artist id HERE #i have. an assignment thats due in a few minutes and in not even 25% done so maybe thats the stress + existential dread talking . #h #i want to be. out so bad. and maybe have like. a sense of id again that isnt stuck in limbo. o|-< #idk. i should go work before i start downspiralling Again

[29121996]

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#ik ive def talked abt tgis here but like . #i . how the fuck sm i supposed toclike . go abt my life after the shit w her #i rlly . #yeah. i gotta live w knowing i look liks the bad guy to my whole entite ficking family #n my sister taking my mothers side essenrually . has me never wanting toctell anyone what haplened #so i gotta b ok w being painted hoaevsr my mother wants to paint me #to everyone incmy family . n i can only hope tjeyrw not thst stupid to believe her #n its fucked up that i just . want everyone ti know and for them to just like . exile her fromcthe family #like . shes Allowed toctreat her children and ex husband like this #and still be considered family?????? #but I have to remove myself for the sake my sanity . aighto . #its not all bad my family is a stack of wild cards. But . chtidtmas is Haunting me atp #n comvined w what she said infront od my grandmother the other day icam just . H #qld summer primw mozzie season. die #getting eatejbalive sitting incmy car . die die die #whicb is rlly fun bc i am thinking abt that . Thing found in nsw thats beibg carried by mozzies like O SICK new WORRY #ricj enough i never hqve to soend another summer in qld . or just aus in general bx fuck THIS . #sept - apr . i wanna live somewhere else in the world tbh .

[plaidpyjamas]

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#my birthday is cursed #swear to god #can legitimately remember one where it went the way it was supposed to #and i didn't have to make any compromises #what's silly about that is that was my 13th #my 13th birthday was my only good one h o w #the rest have been shitty (shoutout 10th bday) or just passable #and don't get me started on aaaaaaalllllllll the promises i get every time lmao I'm such a dumbass #cause i fall for it every time 😂😂😂 #😂😂😂😩😭 #if god wants to fight me so fucking bad the bitch can come down here and fucking do it already #instead of torturing me for 32 years #hopefully no more tbh #/rant

[rosemary-sins]

bitches will call you an “idiot” and “irresponsible” and then leave MILK in a SEALED CONTAINER, OUTSIDE, in the SUMMER

#thorn down #tw cursing #swearing cw #cursing cw #tw swearing #vent post #IT SMELLS! SO BAD! AND I HAVE TO WASH IT??? #ITS NOT EVEN MY FAULT THIS HAPPENED WHO D I D T H I S #I HAVE A FEW C H O I C E W O R D S ID LIKE TO USE #comedic but also i want to puke my guts out! it smells so bad! i have to still have to eat my dinner and it’s #ITS 1AM

[champagnefountains]

Oh my goodness your Lucifer fic is SO cute! You write him very well! (Exited for possible pt 2) I was wondering since your requests are open if you'd be willing to write something for either Lucifer or Alastor (or possibly both) with a short shy/anxious reader? Super fluffy plz if possible and you're interested!

Hi Anon! Thanks so much for your submission. I hope you'll enjoy what I came up with! I had fun with this one (it got me giggling and kicking my feet or something...)

Word count: 1.2k words. Kinda got carried away, my bad. Genre: (Tooth-rotting) Fluff. Established relationship. Warning: None.

LUCIFER MAGNE with a shy and short S/O:

Lucifer is quite short himself in comparison to a few demons. But, you? Being shorter than him? God, he’ll think you’re the cutest thing ever (plus, it was a massive ego boost on his part). And your timid nature only adds onto it. 

Expect him to be very touchy with you. There isn’t a second moment where he isn’t clinging onto or hugging you. Out in the public or even at the hotel, his arm would somehow always find its way wrapped around your shoulders or waist. He just wants to keep you close to him as much as possible, since you just seem to fit so snug and well in his arms. 

Lucifer loves it so much when you get all shy and flustered around him. His pride just flourishes whenever your face bursts into flames, especially knowing that it was because of him that you’re acting this way. He’ll tease you about it, but not too much because he cares for your poor heart. 

He also knows his million-dollar smile does wonders, so he’ll use it to his advantage. He’ll strike a smile or smirk at you out of nowhere when you would meet eyes, and he’ll revel in the way you’d melt so easily under his gaze. Though, it would be the same for him – his heart would burst with that warm-fuzzy feeling whenever you would send one of your precious smiles his way. This man is smitten and will worship you and the floor you walk on.

Is also super, super supportive of you whenever you get anxious – will do anything in his will to help distract you or alleviate any of your worries, whether it be just holding your hand, talking some nonsense to fill in the silence, or even flying you around to get some fresh air. He'll probably even have a duck-shaped stress ball for you to use whenever you get a bit fidgety.

Additional things I think Lucifer would do: he would give you a lot of forehead/head kisses; HE WOULD TOTALLY SET YOU DOWN ON A COUNTERTOP OR HIS DESK AND KISS YOU FR, OR HE'LL DO SO WHILST CARRY YOU WITH YOUR LEGS STRADDLING HIS WAIST I need self-control; he will shamelessly rant about how adorable you are in front of the others, even if they're all sick of it, 'cause he's just so proud to be your partner!

Lucifer found himself silently admiring you while you were all snuggled up against his chest. After another successful hard day's work, you spent the remainder of the night watching a couple movies together at the hotel’s lounge area.

Noticing a pair of eyes on your figure, you crane your neck up and with a small tilt of your head, you stare back at him in question.

The King suddenly felt his chest swell with so much love and affection for you. You didn’t even know how adorable you looked in his arms right now. Without warning, Lucifer dipped down and pressed his lips against yours, swallowing the surprised yelp that escaped your lips.

As you parted ways, Lucifer grinned widely as your cheeks noticeably began to redden. “W-What was that for?” You pouted.

“Sorry angel, but I just couldn't help it! You looked too cute – I couldn’t not kiss you then.” He stated matter-of-factly. He then leaned once again to press multiple pecks across your face – one on your forehead, on both your cheeks and another lingering one on your lips.

The out-of-the-blue affection had you swiftly burying your face into his chest, a poor attempt made to hide your embarrassment. You could only grumble in defeat as you felt the way his chest shook as he chuckled aloud, evidently amused by your flustered state.

ALASTOR with a short and shy S/O:

Not gonna lie, this man will be so annoying but in an endearing way.

Alastor would tease you endlessly about your height, since the difference would be quite significant – it usually consists of him resting an elbow or his arms on the crown of your head, leaning onto you like you were some sort of personal arm-rest. He personally finds it quite amusing, like a joke that never gets tired. 

Since he isn’t really a huge fan of PDA, he would often give you head-pats. It’s a small, simple gesture but it’s his way of showing affection out in public. He would also often have your arms looped around one of his own whenever you two would walk together, side by side. 

Behind closed doors, I can see him as the type to pull you between his legs, your back pressed against his chest whilst he reads the newspaper or a book in bed. He would then use your head or shoulders to rest his chin on, to peer over you. Sometimes he would even play with your hair, looping them around his fingers whilst he absent-mindedly hums a sweet, little tune. Again, a simple gesture but also very intimate. I'm literally melting just thinking about it. I feel like he would do something similar like this whenever you get anxious – if it helps, he would also make you some tea on the side, and even let you play with his hands/fingers.

Being the huge tease he is, Alastor just loves how shy you get around him. He's the type to say things like: "Dear, do you have a fever? You look a little flushed," or "My, my, your face may be redder than my suit!" just to see you get riled up even more. But if another demon were to talk smack about how shy you were, you will not see them live another day. That's a guarantee.

Additional things I think Alastor would do: he and/or his shadows would help you grab things from high places or would lift you up by the waist for you to grab them; out of pure instinct, he will for sure become extra protective of you; would be the big-spoon in most cases; would tease you by retracting himself using his height whenever you would lean in for a kiss.

Alastor was quick to pick up on a small habit of yours very early on – how you would always hide your smile behind your hands. When he brought it up one day, you sheepishly told him that you were insecure about your smile, which perplexed the deer-demon. 

Just like now, Alastor couldn’t help but raise a brow as you hid your grin behind your palm whilst you chuckled at one of his corny jokes. “Now, now, this won’t do, my dear!” He clicks his tongue, waving a disapproving finger at you, “why must you always hide that gorgeous smile of yours?” 

A blush suddenly breaks out across your cheeks. You unconsciously found yourself looking down, embarrassed by the flattering remark, only for his finger to guide you back up by your chin. He then leans in but stops only centimetres away, his face dangerously close to yours. 

Alastor’s grin only grew wider, seeing how helpless and small you looked – eyes widened like a deer in headlights, and yet filled with anticipation. You looked so, so nervous. And yet, it was so endearing that he wanted nothing more than to scoop you up in his arms. 

“Now, does the ground look much more entertaining than I, dear? I don’t think it can make you smile the way I do.” He teases, his voice intentionally dropping an octave deeper. God, he was going to be the death of you.

#lucifer magne x reader #lucifer morningstar x reader #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #alastor #hazbin hotel

[hrhmimieucliffe]

⚠️⚠️🔞W H O R E 🔞⚠️⚠️

I'm projecting, I just want him between my legs and I wanna pounce between his legs and-

I want to be those tentacles so bad

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[hysteria-things]

Hey girl so I’ve been watching the new Sam and Colby video and there’s A LOT of Matt edits of him being blindfolded so I wanted to ask only if your comfortable to write a smut story abt Matt being blindfolded and you do the rest ONLY IF YOUR COMFORTABLE NO PRESSURE

BLINDFOLD

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: sub!matt x reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: matt’s usually the dom when it comes to sex, but what’ll happen if the tables are turned?

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: SMUTTY, swearing, palming, blindfold, faux-sympathy, vibrator, oral (male receiving), p in v, overstimulation, unprotected sex (big no no!), cockwarming at the end

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 867

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: i couldn’t think of a buildup so we’re just jumping in!

ALSO i promise more chris stuff is coming.

taking the red silk, you wrap the blindfold around your boyfriend’s head so it can cover his eyes. he’s grinning widely because he finally let you be in control. “what do you have in store, baby?” he says, smirking afterward. even though he can’t see you, he knows you’re enjoying this.

“you’ll see,” you reply, taking your nails and gently grazing them down his bare chest.

you’re straddling his lap, the only clothing on him is his underwear. you, however, still have your clothes on.

he’s starting to get hard, so you take your hand and start palming the bulge through his boxers. you hear his breath hitch, making you grin even wider.

he exhales out a long breath, his hands gripping the sheets below him.

you shimmy down his legs so your face is right in front of his crotch, still palming him when you leave kisses on his boner.

he moans softly, moistening his lips with his tongue. fuck he finds this so hot. “you’re already twitching, matthew. are you going to cum in your boxers? how cute.” you pout, his hips rutting upward.

“how do you like it? getting teased like this. doesn’t feel good, does it? poor matt, not so big and bad now. i’m going to be the one to make you moan my name tonight.” you squeeze his dick gently and he jolts. “am i right?”

he nods frantically. “y-yes. you—“ he’s cut off with a whine, his hot cum seeping through the fabric, leaving a wet stain dead center.

he takes a deep breath once the air hits his dick, that you let spring free from the boxer’s grasp. because of his orgasm, it’s wet all around his tip and base. you take your hand, moving it up and down on him. “f-fuck.” he whispers, mouth hanging open as you keep moving your hand.

you find a box under your bed — the box where your vibrator is. you take it out, placing it on his red and swollen tip.

his brows furrow. “what’s that— o-oh.” he’s cut off with a moan when the low vibration runs through his body. with your hand and the vibe, he’s internally going crazy.

you circle the tip with the bullet, looking at his face as it keeps contorting into different expressions of pleasure. you remove your hand, replacing it with your mouth.

sloppily wrapping your mouth around his shaft, you can taste the remains of his first orgasm. then, you start to lick his tip. “f-fuck!” he exclaims, grabbing onto your hair. not tight, but enough to keep you there. “o-oh my— god, y/n.”

he starts to squirm beneath you, thrusting slightly onto your tongue. you’re still kitty-licking him, smirking when you see pre-cum start to leak out.

removing your mouth, you turn the vibrator on high. he moans loudly, and you’re straddling his lap once again. you give an opened mouth kiss, matt moaning nonstop in your mouth. “do you like the way you taste?”

“mhm.” he mumbles, sweat trickling from his forehead and on his chest. “cumming! i-i’m cumming, baby.”

he pulls away to throw his head back, moaning into the air once his release shoots out of his dick.

you turn the vibrator off, giving him time to catch his breath once you get off of his lap. “w-where’d you go?” he pants.

“over here,” you say at the foot of the bed, undressing yourself slowly. he’s so far into submission, and you want to admire that while you can.

once you’re fully nude, you crawl on top of him and align yourself. you gasp the more you place yourself on him, both moaning once you’re full. you grind your hips slowly, leaning in to kiss his jaw. “my pretty boy.” you say lowly, matt grabbing your hips.

“p-please ride me,” he begs, whimpering once you start to bounce fast in his cock.

he knows it’s a lot for him, but it feels so good. his head is fuzzy, the only thought in there is the way you clamp down on him, your whines and moans filling his ears. “y/n, i-it’s too much.”

“just be patient, baby, okay?” you say soothingly, caressing his cheek. “you’re doing great.”

you curse under your breath when you feel yourself cum all over him. “you feel that, pretty boy? you feel me creaming on your cock?”

“uh huh.” he says hoarsely, his voice becoming weak. “please let me cum inside you. p-please.”

he whines, his dick twitching from overstimulation. the way your walls feel has him whimpering over and over. he loves the way you squeeze around him whether he’s on top or not.

his body shakes, ropes of white cum painting your walls white. you stop, still in position once you take the blindfold off.

matt’s eyes blink at the sudden sight, his bottom lip quivering and his eyes filled with tears. you wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him in as close as you can get.

he lays flatly on the bed, his arms wrapped around your waist. you cockwarm him, not having the stamina to lift yourself. as time goes by, you guys quickly fall asleep in each other’s hold.

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭!

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